Sideways (2004) Comedy Edit

A fabulous book with no home.

A ha, I see. Is it good?

A ha!

A lot ofTV.

A rubber bag food slinger?

A woman finds out how I live,

Abattoir. Huh. But you know what?

Abdomen.

About a guy taking care of his father after a stroke.

About a month ago.

Absolument.

Actually, I'm really pissed off at you about all this, if you want to know the truth.

After all, tonight we are celebrating Miles's book deal.

All I have is my instinct.

All I know is that I'm an actor.

All I know is that she's beautiful, a lot of soul.

All right? But life is short, Miles.

All right.

All right.

All right. I would, I would.

All right. I would, I would.

All right. Okay, so what's the plan?

All right. Well, I guess I'll see you at the rehearsal.

All right. You know, fuck the New York publishers.

All righty, Vicki. Whatever you say.

All the people who tended and picked the g****s.

Although there is quite a bit from my own life,

Always was. Just a fucking chickenshit.

Ancient on the planet.

Ancient way of treating the g****.

And a lot of other things happen, parallel narratives.

And besides, Conundrum, it's just a small specialty press.

And commute when he has to.

And feel free to stop reading it any time. I will not be offended.

And finally...

And for our entrees we have medallions of pork dusted with black truffles

And get your bone smooched.

And I am not Jack.

And I am serious. Do not fuck with me, Miles.

And I could've already put clean sheets on the other bed and the foldout.

And I don't feel right driving by and not stopping in.

And I had a bunch of stuff I had to deal with this morning,

And I haven't been with anybody since my divorce.

And I just...

And I know you care about me.

And I know you disapprove and I respect that.

And I think it's really lovely, Miles.

And I'm freaked out about it, just like in high school.

And inherited winemaking knowledge

And it is precisely this ancient

And it just cools down the berries.

And it tastes so fucking good.

And it was a silver medal winner

And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity.

And it's just a total nightmare.

And it's kind of based on personal experience.

And Miles is my best man, Mrs. Raymond. My main man.

And occasionally I have a drink with the employees, yeah.

And only...

And she knows this trip is only for a few days.

And she's obviously into you.

And so beautiful, and so intelligent.

And that one of the editors was passing it up to a senior editor.

And that you proposed to Christine for some good reason.

And the more I drank,

And the sister character... Geez, what a wreck!

And then it begins its steady...

And then later, the three of us, we can go to The Hitching Post.

And then that thing they do with the big containers where they mix it?

And then they think you have no idea. You have no control over it.

And then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine mouthwash bullshit.

And then, eventually, the whole thing sort of evolves...

And then? I mean...

And this one is no different.

And those stores. And your father knew about it too.

And thrilling and subtle and...

And we're gonna send you off in style, mon frère.

And what was that 10 minute lecture on Vouvrays?

And what was that other one you did?

And what you wrote to me.

And while I'm at it...

And you almost tell her that I'm getting married?

And you are not gonna fuck it up for me

And you know what? That's not just for my sake.

And you tell her we're going back to the motel and crash?

And you're a negative guy anyway, even back in college.

And, by the way, I was right. She's not married.

And, in fact, it can only grow

And... Oh, there's just, like, the faintest...

And... they're passing.

Andrew Murray.

Another reason I didn't call you sooner

Any interest she has is gonna evaporate real quick.

Anything I might know?

Anyway, I'm not gonna get my hopes up.

Anyway, like I said, I really loved your novel.

Anyway...

Are you a writer too?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Who gives a fuck?

As you know, right?

At least that's what I've read.

At one point I had to cut through an ostrich farm.

At Paso Robles last year.

Back to the drawing board, I guess. Or not.

Bathroom.

Because a bottle of wine is actually alive.

Because everything leading up to it was so different?

Because I knew you'd get so freaked out that you wouldn't even come on this trip.

Because I'm going to graduate soon.

Because I'm not gonna be there.

Because you're gonna get the good news this week about your book.

Before we head home?

Begin the g**** tour up there.

Behind my back, you've been talking about it?!

Besides, I just...

Bet you that chick's two tons of fun.

Boy, I didn't think you had the stomach for another go around.

Boy, that's wonderful news.

Boy, you broke a couple of them, you know.

But far from transcendent.

But I have to say that, well, I was really confused by the ending.

But I like winter.

But I think I needed some time to think about everything that happened

But I'm on my way.

But if I'd bought up in Santa Maria when I had a chance,

But if pressed, I would have to say that I prefer the dark.

But it did sit with the skins for about two weeks in an open topped tank.

But lately it's been a lot of commercial work. Nationals, mostly.

But Mike does great. A lot of high end commercial stuff.

But only loosely.

But showing excellent potential for structure

But then I discovered that I had a really sharp palate.

But then I thought, this is the perfect place to tell you.

But there are some things that I have to do that you don't understand.

But there's all of this work going on at my building,

But they seem prosaic to me, for some reason, by comparison.

But this one is pretty damn good.

But you can choose to be less hostile.

But you don't understand my plight.

But you haven't heard anything yet,

But you know, I...

But you wanted to fuck me first.

But, yeah, absolutely. We'll see how it goes.

But... thank you.

Bye.

Calm down. Let's just eat.

Can do it, really.

Can I get a glass, please?

Can then coax it into its fullest expression.

Can't we just go back to the motel and hang out,

Cannonball!

Caryl, very nice meeting you.

Check out that chick.

Check out the rock.

Christine's dad, he's really been talking to me about

Color in red wines comes from the skins.

Come back here.

Come here, little sister. Ooh!

Come here, Miles. Come here.

Come here.

Come on, man. You know.

Come on! And you're gonna give up everything?

Come on.

Congratulations. I...

Congratulations. Mission accomplished.

Congratulations. You look happy.

Consult your doctor before using this product.

Conundrum's passing. He said they really liked it.

Could be better. Could be worse.

Could you just give me a little room?

Could you tell me where the bathroom is, please?

Crap!

Credit cards, cash, my fucking I.D.

Cute? She's a fucking hottie.

Deep.

Deep.

Despite your crass behavior,

Did you bring your Xanax?

Did you drink and dial?

Did you ever know a Derek Sommersby?

Did you have trouble performing?

Did you read the latest draft, by the way?

Did you really go through all that?

Did you still want to read my novel?

Didn't go so great last night, huh? What a shocker.

Didn't seem to me like that's what was going on. You were all over her.

Do not drink too much. Do you hear me?

Do not sabotage me.

Do you happen to know a gal named Maya...

Do you have any idea what he's been saying to her?

Do you have any other shoes?

Do you need some money?

Do you think I'm doing the right thing, Miles? Tell me the truth.

Does she know about Saturday?

Doesn't look like anyone was injured in this one.

Don't answer it.

Don't answer it.

Don't ask questions like that up in wine country.

Don't come over the top.

Don't give up, Miles. Keep writing.

Don't take too long.

Don't worry about it. We'll call now and we'll cancel your cards.

Down in Santa Barbara on Saturday night?

Down the line, I think.

Dr. Derek Sommersby from 'One Life to Live'?

Dudes too.

Dumb fuck!

Evelyn Berman Silverman's office.

Everybody's just gonna be holding their breath, waiting to see...

Excellent food too. You should... you should try it.

Except the Richebourg.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Could you just pour me a full glass?

Excuse us, gentlemen.

Explain the situation. Yes.

Famous actor's getting married next week, Mom.

Fill up there, bub.

First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light.

For certain people to accept at first.

For the first time today.

For us somewhere down the road.

Forget it. Your wallet was stolen in some bar.

Fuck you! I'm gonna get your ass!

Fuck! Too early in the morning for that. You know what I mean?

Fuckface! You too!

Fucking chick's married, man.

Fucking Raid.

Get it in libraries. Let the public decide.

Get up early, play nine holes of golf,

Go in!

God, it's fucking freezing out there!

God!

Golden Gate Bridge. There you go.

Good evening, ladies. How are you?

Good for you! Wow!

Good.

Good. I like non fiction.

Good. So did I.

Gosh, that was, like, 11 years ago, Mrs. Raymond.

Guess I'll just have to learn to kiss off another three years of my life.

Half my life is over,

Hamster holiday! Fun for all!

Hanging out with you and... last night.

Have some champagne, toast the newlyweds, huh?

Have you even noticed how Maya's looking at you?

Have you forgotten all the bad times you had with Victoria?

He committed suicide before he was published. Look how famous he is.

He said it was a really tough call.

He was brought up on a lot of charges.

He's such a fucking chickenshit.

Hello, Maya.

Hello, Miles. It's Maya.

Hello?

Hello?

Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf.

Her husband works the night shift or something, and he comes home,

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here, I'll pay for it. Right there.

Here.

Here. Drink some agua fria.

Here's to a great week.

Here's to us.

Here's what I'm thinking.

Hey, baby.

Hey, did you hear about this Bordeaux tasting dinner

Hey, Gary.

Hey, hey, wait a second. Wait a second. How come I wasn't hurt?

Hey, hey. Get the trunk.

Hey, honey.

Hey, honey. Yeah.

Hey, I talked to Maya this morning. She said she had a fun time too.

Hey, let me call you right back.

Hey, man. I'm gonna just make sure that Siena and Stephanie get home safe.

Hey, man... Do you have that other condom?

Hey, Miles.

Hey, Miles. I heard you stopped by the restaurant to see me last night.

Hey, put on your seat belt, okay?

Hey, shut up. Okay?

Hey, that's not cool, asshole!

Hey, there you are.

Hey, when's your novel coming out?

Hey, you didn't invite Stephanie to come with us, did you?

Hey, you know, you ought to invite Maya to the wedding.

Hey!

Hey! Mind keeping it down, buddy?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. How are you, Christine?

Hi, guys!

Hi, Vicki. Wow, you look beautiful!

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Just looking for some friends.

His mother just died.

Hit me again.

Hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Ho, buddy. Ho, buddy.

Honey, we don't really have time for that, 'cause we gotta hit the road.

Hoping for some semblance of concentration.

Horticulture? Really?!

Horticulture? Wow!

How about this one? We didn't hit this one.

How about you?

How did Stephanie know it was on Saturday?

How he adores Siena.

How he wants to move here and get a place with the two of them

How is that ever gonna work out?

How it's a living thing.

How much I enjoyed our time together

How old is she gonna be?

How she's the only woman that's ever rocked his world.

How small she could make you feel?

How the sun was shining,

How would you rate this one, Miles?

How's that?

Huh!

Huh!

Huh?

Huh? All right, here comes the tricky part. There you go. Nice.

Huh? I don't know.

Huh. Stephanie.

Huh. That's... Yeah, let me think.

Hurry it up, will ya?

I actually got out of there pretty good, around 5:30, 6:00.

I always have from the first time that you waited on me.

I am going to get laid before I get married on Saturday. Do you read me?

I am not much of anything, really.

I am so proud of you.

I can also recommend the ostrich steak. Very lean. Locally raised.

I can't help the traffic.

I can't lose Christine, Miles.

I can't remember the last time you brought me flowers!

I could have made something fancier,

I didn't even know that there was a college here.

I didn't hear him say that.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. A full moon or something. Anyway, what can I get you?

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I wouldn't know about that.

I don't know. Sure seems fishy.

I don't know. Tastes pretty good to me.

I don't know. Why are you into wine?

I don't know. You just seemed really familiar to me.

I don't wanna talk about it, please.

I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side.

I finished it.

I fucked him.

I got serious about seven years ago.

I gotta tell you, man.

I guess I thought maybe there was still a chance

I guess maybe you should know that

I guess the star would be a 1961 Cheval Blanc.

I had a nice time tonight, Miles. I really did.

I had to call and tell you again

I hope that girl knows how lucky she is

I hope you're well.

I just don't generally like the way they manipulate chardonnay in California.

I just got divorced, Phyllis.

I just have to live bottle to bottle.

I just have... I'm nothing.

I just remember you jogging.

I just thought it would be nice for us to be together as a family on my birthday.

I just want to go home.

I just... I can't. I can't lose Christine.

I know all the drivers.

I know I am. But you gotta help me. You have to help me, Miles.

I know I did a bad thing, all right? And I know I'm a bad person.

I know I fucked up.

I know I said I would be there by noon,

I know the winemaker. She comes into the restaurant all the time.

I know what you need.

I know you are. I can feel it.

I know you're a little frustrated with your life right now,

I know. I need to be spanked.

I like how wine continues to evolve.

I like it. Tastes great.

I like other wines besides pinot too.

I like to think about...

I like to think about...

I love you too. I'll call you back.

I mean, being with Stephanie has completely opened my eyes.

I mean, did the father finally commit suicide, or what?

I mean, don't you want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your johnson?

I mean, I stopped by for a drink. I didn't see you.

I mean, I think the '61s are peaking right now, aren't they?

I mean, I'm not sure how much more mileage I can get out of continuing to submit it.

I mean, I'm the queen of typos.

I mean, it's like a thing with you.

I mean, it's not proofed or anything,

I mean, lately I've been really into Rieslings.

I mean, like me, I've got this paper due on Friday,

I mean, look at me. You know, I thought Victoria and I were set for life.

I mean, more like a small gathering in a cabinet.

I mean, we'll see.

I mean, what is this morose, come down bullshit?

I mean, you are blowing a great opportunity here with Maya.

I mean, you gotta have your eyes open, that's all.

I mean, you've been there.

I might be in love with another woman.

I originally got into wine through my ex husband.

I really like you, Maya.

I see.

I should really go.

I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.

I talked to Victoria. Okay?

I talked to Victoria. Okay?

I think I'm really starting to get a handle on the whole process.

I think it's one of those unfortunate cases in the business right now.

I think they overdid it a little.

I think they were surprised by the level of protest

I think this is the one. Huh?

I think we mentioned it to him the first night.

I think you read something somebody just invented it, waste of time.

I think you read something somebody just invented it, waste of time.

I think you were almost finished with it the last time we talked.

I think you're great, Maya.

I think... this guy's more our speed.

I thought I'd get a little understanding from you, but I guess I'm not gonna get that.

I thought of you at the Hitching Post last night.

I thought this one had a chance, but I was wrong again.

I told you I need a drink, so I'm going to help myself.

I used to be a regular on a couple of series.

I was beginning to think it was never gonna happen.

I was just about to. What's the problem?

I was on the verge of telling you last night, but

I went deep last night.

I will leave you the bottle, and it is good to see you.

I would appreciate a little bit of help.

I would have called sooner,

I would say stop by the restaurant, but to tell you the truth,

I would've made a fortune when they put in that...

I'd just hang around, have a drink.

I'd like to go home now.

I'd say you're right on the money.

I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad.

I'll be right back.

I'll be there.

I'll be there.

I'll find you! I will find you, bub! I'll find your ass!

I'll pay for it, okay?

I'll pay for it.

I'm a bad girl. I'm a bad girl!

I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue

I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skysc****r.

I'm actually glad we're getting this time together.

I'm fucking hurting over here.

I'm going for a master's degree in horticulture.

I'm going to get my nut on this trip, Miles,

I'm gonna be a fucking pariah. Persona non grata.

I'm gonna get you laid.

I'm gonna go for a swim, get the blood flowing.

I'm gonna hang up now, Miles.

I'm gonna have to have an operation, maybe even a couple of'em.

I'm gonna show you a good time.

I'm having that too.

I'm just not gonna feel good about this week until I know you guys have hooked up.

I'm looking out for Christine's feelings too.

I'm not really much of a writer.

I'm not sure how much longer I'm gonna be working there,

I'm nothing.

I'm out the door right now.

I'm pregnant.

I'm really proud of you, man.

I'm so insignificant, I can't even kill myself.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, Miles.

I'm sorry. You've been talking...?

I'm telling you, those rings are irreplaceable.

I'm unnecessary.

I'm worried about you, Miles.

I'm...

I've come never to expect greatness from a cab franc,

I've completely underestimated Stephanie.

I've got things I'm saving, definitely.

I've got wine, some insane cheeses, music, whatever.

I've gotta run and put my face on.

I've just been doing some thinking about it.

If a certain someone had let me know that a certain someone

If an audition comes up, L.A.'s right there, man.

If anybody orders merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking merlot!

If I get drunk and make a scene.

If I lose Christine...

If it rained.

If you don't have money at my age, you're not even in the game anymore.

If you go out later, call me on my cell.

If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble,

If you wanna be a fucking lightweight, then that's your call.

In fact, would you like to join us?

In life, you gotta strike while the iron's hot. Iron is hot.

In love? Really?

In my jacket.

In these really specific, little tucked away corners of the world.

Inevitable decline.

Into this sort of Robbe Grillet mystery.

Is because I wanted to finish your book, which I finally did last night.

Is it any good?

Is it too loud?

Is that Stephanie's kid?

Is that the cold air off the Pacific flows in at night

Is this chicken?

Isn't that nice?

Isn't that why you had the affair with Brenda in the first place?

It doesn't like constant heat or humidity. Very delicate.

It just seems... I don't know, more congealed or something.

It might be too late already. What are you waiting for?

It must have been Gary at The Hitching Post.

It sounds like it's gonna happen this time. I mean, I can feel it.

It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus.

It took her forever to find them.

It was a surprise, Mom.

It was supposed to be for my 10th wedding anniversary, but...

It... jumps around a lot.

It's a hard g**** to grow.

It's all about stillness.

It's driving me crazy.

It's from our vineyards up in Santa Maria,

It's getting published.

It's gonna be great.

It's gonna be hard for me to ever go to The Hitching Post again.

It's gonna fuck that up too. I ought to sue her ass.

It's good to see you too.

It's great. I mean...

It's just that there's a certain constant lapping.

It's kind of a hollow, flabby, overripe

It's kind of a mess.

It's kind of pricey, but if you wanted to go, I'd be into it.

It's Miles.

It's my little wedding gift to you and what's his name.

It's only about the marketing.

It's really neat, the whole thing.

It's really rare. Okay?

It's something we should share.

It's thin skinned,

It's time.

It's turned cold and rainy here lately.

It's usually more important with reds.

It's your favorite client.

It's your party, evidently.

Jack tells us you are publishing a book. Congratulations.

Jack, come on.

Jack, this is where I eat when I come up here.

Jack, you don't know anything about this woman.

Jack!

Jack! No, no, no, no. She'll wake up.

Jack.

Jack.

James Lepp next to play. Chance for a birdie and a five shot lead.

Jesus Christ, man! What the hell is wrong with you?

Jesus! Christ, Jack! Oh, for cry... Look at this!

Jesus! No merlot.

Just a snack.

Just don't give up on Maya. Cool, smart chicks like that require persistence.

Just don't give up. All right? You're gonna make it.

Just get it out there. Get it reviewed.

Just get it over with.

Just give me a full goddamn pour.

Just heard that you got remarried.

Just make up whatever you want, and that's what happened. Okay?

Just now I could've told you some story, but I didn't.

Just take me home.

Just tell me.

Just too scared.

Just want to remind you to be safe.

Just... hard to believe.

Keep myself in the game in case something really great came along, you know?

Ken! Right.

Ken.

Ken.

Last year was all divorces. This year it's all weddings.

Later, man.

Let me down, Jack.

Let me show you how this is done.

Let's go in there.

Let's just leave it, okay?

Let's take the Santa Rosa Road exit and hit Sanford first, okay?

Like what a fraud he was.

Like what?

Like your '61.

Like, a nutty Edam cheese.

Like, if I opened a bottle of wine today,

Listen, man, Cammi gets off in an hour, so I was thinking

Listen, man, you're my friend,

Look how I'm dressed!

Look what the cat dragged.

Look, I know I fucked up, okay? I know I fucked up.

Look, I know that that could be tricky

Look, it's her birthday tomorrow, okay?

Look! They have a reserve pinot.

Loud and clear. Whatever you say.

Lucked out. Got voice mail. Everything's cool.

Make yourselves comfortable.

Malibu It's Malibu Canyon.

Man, that's tasty!

Man, this is our week to get crazy.

Marrying no less than Derek Sommersby.

Maya, Fuckin' Maya! She's great!

Maya? No, I haven't seen her.

Maya's great. She's worked here, like, a year, year and a half.

Maybe I'll go catch a movie or something.

Maybe it is better, if you don't come to the wedding.

Maybe six weeks.

Maybe some strawberry.

Maybe.

Me?

Me? No. No.

Might get a little incestuous.

Might have to put the wedding on hold, is all.

Miles and I are getting ready to go to dinner. Probably stay out late.

Miles and I are kinda in the middle of something.

Miles, don't call me when you're drunk.

Miles, get out of the car.

Miles, there's something I gotta tell you.

Miles, what does this remind you of?

Miles, when are you going to get married again?

Miles!

Miles!

Miles?

Miles?

Miles.

Miles.

Miles.

Miles.

Miles. Miles.

Mm hm.

Must have been awful.

My book is not getting published.

My favorite, as far as ice cream...

Nah, it's nothing serious. Just... He's having one of his freak outs. Yeah.

Nasty, nasty, nasty!

Neither could I, actually. I think it's Bukowski.

New owners. Cozy ambience.

Nice shot. Jackoffs.

Nice technique there... Cammi.

Nice. Okay, it's the bridge.

Nicely done.

No way, no way, no way.

No way! Oh, my gosh!

No, actually, no. That one. Not this one.

No, actually.

No, actually. I'm running late. Make it to go.

No, don't open that now. No, no, no.

No, I did not.

No, I don't want anything.

No, I mean, I like to think about the life of wine.

No, I mean, you know, cabernets can be powerful and exalting too,

No, I wanna watch this.

No, I'd just fuck 'em up.

No, I'm finished. I'm not a writer.

No, I've never really had the wallet for that.

No, it's... All right, I just... I wanted to let you know

No, Maya, I'm an actor.

No, Miles, you don't understand. The wedding rings.

No, Miles!

No, no, I bet. I bet. Yeah.

No, no.

No, no. No, look...

No, no. We'll pick up there Monday.

No, that was the one unpolluted part of my divorce, no kids.

No, we have to get back Friday for the rehearsal dinner.

No.

No. Hold on.

No. It's a long shot.

No. No, you're on your own.

No. No.

No. You know, it's just, I heard about this

Not me. I'm not drinking.

Not now. Not now!

Not really.

Now I have another lie to live down.

Now stick your nose in it.

Now tip it.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Now we're thinking! Good. Okay.

Now with a low, low 5.8% A.P.R. financing!

Now, come on, man. You've got her on the hook.

Now, for a low, low 4.8% A.P.R. financing...

Now, there's a girl who knows how to pour. What's your name?

Now, they probably didn't de stem

Oak y.

Oh, actually, could I get a Barely Legal, please?

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Oh, Christ! Good thing you have a voice over career.

Oh, come on, Miles. Don't be so modest. Indulge them.

Oh, come on! It's just gonna take a second!

Oh, come on! You're fucking hungover. You know you are.

Oh, congratulations! That's fantastic!

Oh, did he mention it? You mentioned it, asshole!

Oh, dude!

Oh, fuck it! I'll go! I guess I have to do everything.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, good Lord! Look at that.

Oh, hey, guys. Do you mind?

Oh, hey, Miles!

Oh, hey! Here, hold these for just a second.

Oh, hi, Miles!

Oh, I don't know. A special occasion with the right person.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I think I...

Oh, it's really not much of a collection, you know.

Oh, its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant

Oh, Jesus Christ! Jesus, Jack!

Oh, just a little local pinot.

Oh, man! She has the best palate of any woman I have ever known.

Oh, Miles, you're drunk.

Oh, Miles. Time to get up.

Oh, my God! Miles! And Jack!

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe you're sitting at my table.

Oh, nothing...

Oh, now, Miles,

Oh, really? How exciting! What's it called?

Oh, that doesn't mean shit.

Oh, that's raw!

Oh, that's right!

Oh, this is the Fiddlehead sauvignon blanc.

Oh, we're pretty wiped.

Oh, wow, that's nice. That's very good.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! New ending vastly superior to the old ending.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. It's right over there, right past the buffalo. Wow!

Oh, yeah. No. I mean, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Of course.

Oh, yeah. Real well. Still do.

Oh, yeah. That's Maya.

Oh, yeah. That's Siena.

Oh, you know me. I love it up here.

Oh, you've been thinking. And?

Oh! Back to work.

Oh! Champing at the bit, huh?

Oh! She's a kid, for God's sake.

Oh. Come on.

Oh. Oh, check it out.

Oh. You mean today.

Ohh! She is nasty, Miles.

Okay, Jack... Jack...

Okay, okay. Relax, Miles.

Okay, there was a tasting last night, yes.

Okay!

Okay? Just stop pushing me all the time.

Okay? Tell me you'll help me.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Fine, they're in your wallet, and you left your wallet somewhere, in some bar, okay?

Okay. It's getting kind of late.

Okey doke. All right.

Once again.

One for you, three for me.

One new message.

One of the best producers in Santa Barbara County.

Only somebody who really takes the time

Open the goddamn door!

Or devolves...

Our ship was so high!

Oxygenating it opens it up.

Page 750 on is exactly the same.

Passion fruit.

People love that guy.

Perhaps. Do you recognize this?

Philosophy professor at U.C. Santa Barbara.

Pinot's a very thin skinned g****.

Please believe me.

Please dial your password and press pound.

Please, just shut up! Fuck!

Please! Please!

Please. Light up, light up.

Poof! In the wind.

Pour us a couple, will ya?

Publish it yourself, Miles. I'll chip in.

Put your glass down. Get some air into it.

Quaffable.

Really get your nose right in there. Really...

Really! What kind of stuff?

Really. I mean, I know how hard it is just to write it, even.

Richebourg? She has a Richebourg? Holy mackerel!

Right.

Right. And?

Run in or something like that, well, you worry no more,

Sage advice, Jack.

Say, is Maya working?

Say, this is my buddy Jack. He's getting married next week.

See? Right there.

Seems like everybody's getting married.

She can even differentiate all different kinds of Italian wines.

She fucks like an animal.

She got remarried.

She lit up like a pinball machine,

She really likes you, man. Stephanie will tell you.

She was good for you!

She was good for you.

She was tired, silly.

She what?

She wore a big engagement ring to keep guys from hitting on her.

She'll bring us some great wine, you know?

She's a fucking waitress in Buellton, Jack.

She's at her grandmother's.

She's been divorced a year now, buddy.

She's bringing him to the wedding?

She's cool, she's funny, she knows wine.

She's cool. Everybody's cool.

She's got it all going on.

She's incredibly hot.

She's not uptight or controlling. She's just cool.

She's perfect for you.

She's right off the freeway.

She's thrilled! And the twins...

She's upstairs cleaning up.

Should I keep reading the next chapter, Mr. Raymond?

Should start this ball one or two inches outside the left edge.

Side effects may include oily discharge,

Since antiquity in Burgundy.

Sir, this is a winery, not a bar.

Smell again.

So don't you think your negativity's a little premature?

So how are you doing?

So I don't know where that leaves us.

So I just thought I'd call and say good night now.

So I suppose that, technically, some of it is non fiction.

So it's about, like, death and mortality, or...

So it's full of typos.

So that the more we drink,

So that there's no skin contact during fermentation...

So that's what those are. For a minute I thought you guys were promoting safe sex.

So this has been a big deal for me, Maya.

So we're all going out.

So what the fuck were you thinking?

So what's happening? There's still no word, huh?

So you know how to get to the Windmill? Two rights and a left.

So you'll write another one. You've got lots of ideas, right?

So, anyway, you're married.

So, do you live around here, Stephanie?

So, do you want to work in a winery or something?

So, everyone's going back to that.

So, how long have you been into wine?

So, how's that book coming, Miles?

So, I think it's great.

So, I'll probably want to relocate.

So, I'm thinking about it.

So, just in case you were dreading some sort of, you know,

So, listen, if you ever do decide to come up here again, you should let me know.

So, what do you think?

So, what do you think?

So, what gems do you have in your collection?

So, what's good here?

So, what's your novel about?

So, when can I read your book?

So, when's the wedding?

So, you know, I'm thinking about going on a hike.

Somebody finally arrived.

Somehow I think inviting Maya to the wedding

Something casual, but nice. They think you're a writer.

Sorry.

Sorry. Oh, Uncle Jack will put you back to bed, okay?

Sorry. Sorry, gentlemen.

Sort of chipping away on it.

Sounds good to me. I need a drink.

Sounds pretty good to me. Sounds like you're in.

Soupçon of, like, asparagus and...

Speak for yourself, man. I get chicks looking at me all the time, all ages.

Spray 'n Wash! That's the one!

Steph's mom. She spends a lot of time over there.

Steph's way into pinots and Syrahs.

Stephanie took me out to the pinot fields today, Miles.

Stephanie, man. She really knows her shit.

Stephanie.

Stephanie. Nice.

Stephanie's heard this a thousand times,

Still hurts. Just go explain the situation, Miles.

Sure, big guy. Absolutely.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.

Syrah.

Take it easy.

Tastes pretty good to me.

Temperamental, ripens early.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. All in the wrist.

Thanks for your letter.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That fucking chick is unbelievable, dude. Unbelievable!

That has contributed to its success.

That I have decided not to come to the wedding.

That I'm not a published author, that I'm a liar, essentially,

That is, until it peaks.

That things turned out the way they did.

That was really happening within the company.

That's 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard.

That's a big one.

That's a good one. I'll have to remember that one.

That's actually why we're up here celebrating.

That's an interesting perspective.

That's gonna tell you how old it is, among other things.

That's great! Oh, my goodness!

That's hilarious!

That's the special occasion.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what it's about, in a way. You know what I mean?

That's what you do with every one of 'em.

The closer we get to the motel.

The Day After Yesterday.

The fucker hit into us.

The girl is looking to party,

The hell with it. I have stopped caring.

The injustice may be their plan, and they said, "Well, we can't just go..."

The most patient and nurturing of growers

The one where you were the jogger.

The only reason I won't is to protect Christine.

The pinot noir g**** has been cultivated perhaps

The plan is...

The Syrah?

The wedding rings are in my wallet.

The whole industry's gotten gutless.

The Windmill.

The world doesn't give a shit what I have to say.

Then we ate pinot g****s right off the vine.

There are so many beautiful and painful things about it.

There are so many improvements. It's much tighter.

There he is! But who's your daddy?

There is no new ending.

There is so much to know about this world.

There you are, gentlemen.

There's a bathroom in the back?

There's a special on the Syrah by the case.

There's just a flutter of, like, a...

There's my boy!

These girls wanna party with us.

These guys make top notch pinot and chardonnay.

They do a magnificent job there.

They really wanted to do it, but they just couldn't figure out how to market it.

They were a gift from Christine's dad.

They were a little sour,

They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit, okay?

They're gonna wait for my nose to heal first, and then they break it again.

They're just leftovers.

They've got this design of dolphins and our names engraved in Sanskrit.

Thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy?

Think it worked? Fuck no. How do you think I met her?

This chick Stephanie?

This could be our last chance. This is our week, man.

This fucking chick in the Jacuzzi!

This is a cabernet franc.

This is delicious, Mrs. Raymond. Absolutely delicious.

This is Ken Cortland, my husband.

This is my friend, Jack. Jack, Maya.

This is only the fifth year we've made this varietal.

This is our estate chardonnay.

This is our estate Syrah.

This is our Syrah.

This juice, on the other hand, is free run.

This place is wide open. I'm going fucking nuts up here, man.

This week is not about me. It is about you.

This whole week has gone sour. It hasn't gone the way it was supposed to.

Those fuckers are mean.

Tighter than a nun's asshole. But good concentration. Nice fruit.

To send a message, press 2.

To that guy, the guy with the restaurant?

To understand pinot's potential

Told you!

Too much alcohol. It overwhelms the fruit.

Too much oak and secondary malolactic fermentation.

Trying to extricate myself from a relationship that was full of deception.

Twisted my ankle too.

Two years ago, buddy.

Uh huh. It's Christine.

Uh? Uh huh.

Un fucking believable!

Understanding about what,Jack?

Usually they're not too rowdy, but tonight something's going on.

Very good.

Very good. Nice.

Very special. Thank you.

Victoria is gone. Gone.

Victoria?

Waiter!

Want to come inside?

Was coming for a visit and bringing a certain special friend.

Wasn't supposed to be back till 6:00. Fucker rolls in at 5:00.

We didn't get into that with Gary.

We gotta go back, man. Christine will fucking crucify me, Miles.

We gotta go back.

We gotta go back. I left my wallet.

We had a drink with her last night. Miles knows her.

We have corn chowder,

We have the new Bien Nacido. You want a taste?

We need to give it a minute, but that's really tasty.

We should both be cutting loose.

We were supposed to play golf.

We were thinking, maybe, you went the wrong way, you went to Tijuana...

We'll be more quiet, okay?

We're gonna drink a lot of good wine, we're gonna play some golf,

We're gonna eat some great food, enjoy the scenery,

We're here to forget about all that shit. We're here to party, man.

We're just over in Buellton.

We're supposed to be a hundred miles away by now.

Welcome back.

Well, actually, there is word.

Well, congratulations again, Vicki.

Well, congratulations.

Well, I commute to San Luis Obispo twice a week.

Well, I guess that's about it.

Well, I hope you like it.

Well, I say fuck therapy. And what is that stuff you take, Xanax?

Well, I think it's really great you're getting it published.

Well, I will tell you something.

Well, I'll just wait for you at the car.

Well, it's difficult to summarize.

Well, it's good to see you. Bye, Miles.

Well, it's not worth it. You pay too big a price.

Well, maybe it just seemed new,

Well, nice to see you now.

Well, not exactly. I've been honest with her.

Well, now the cards are on the table.

Well, okay. All right.

Well, she does know a lot about wine.

Well, so, shall we get some dessert?

Well, somebody had to do the talking.

Well, this gal is married to, like, some

Well, we were thinking... why don't we go back to my place?

Well, well, well, well, well. Victoria! How the hell are ya?

Well, what do you say we hit the reception?

Well, you boys do what you want.

Well, you know, I think that you waited for some good reason,

Well, you know, Jack is pretty eager to get up to...

Well, you were wonderful in that show!

Well...

Well... You know... Well, I do happen to have a manuscript in my car.

Wendy, Ron and the twins are picking us up at 11:30 to go to brunch at the Sheraton.

What a surprise!

What about me?

What about the guy that wrote Confederacy Of Dunces?

What about the new ending? Did you like that?

What about you?

What about your agent? Did you hear anything yet?

What are you doing, Jack? Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do?

What did Christine say?

What do they call the...

What else do you know about her?

What I said was that there was some interest at Conundrum.

What is his name?

What is it?

What is Maya going to think of me now, just for associating with you?

What is this that you're drinking?

What rehearsal dinner?

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck!

What the fuck?! What is up with you?

What the hell are you doing? Jack!

What was going on the year the g****s were growing,

What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins out towards the rim.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What... What's on your mind?

What's a professor's wife doing waitressing? Obviously that's over.

What's my... Oh, brother!

What's the plan for today, Miles?

What's the title?

What's this look like to you?

What's your problem?

When Christine worked at Sushi Roku,

When she came to the bar, she was sans rock.

When she found out your novel was getting published.

When the people are eating the stuff they raised...

When they oughta be reading what you wrote.

When?

Whenever I say something he said!

Where are you staying?

Where are you?

Where are you?

Where is she?

Where is Stephanie?

Where the fuck were you, man? Huh? I was dying in there.

Where were you?

Where?

Wherever there's a cop beating up a guy,

Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat,

Which can just grow anywhere

Which is something, considering how long it took him to get over my not being Armenian.

Who cares if it's not getting published?

Who did this?

Who's getting married?

Whoa!

Whoa! Why are we getting off?

Why did you tell them that my novel was being published?

Why didn't you tell me about this before, Jack?

Why didn't you tell me you were coming and bringing this handsome man?

Why don't you just stay for the weekend?

Why don't you just...

Why that didn't make you the biggest movie star in the world is a sin!

Windmill.

With all of your depression and anxiety and neg head downer shit.

With smoked salmon and artichokes. But we didn't care.

With this chick.

Wonderful.

Work our way south.

Would you drive me back to the motel, please?

Would you mind waiting outside?

Wow, Miles!

Wow!

Wow!

Write out my gay confession, and I'll sign it.

Yeah, but that's not the whole story.

Yeah, I guess it's kind of a long drive up here.

Yeah, I know. You told me. I'm all right with it.

Yeah, I was just calling to check in.

Yeah, I would say that.

Yeah, she's been leaving messages here too.

Yeah, that must be it!

Yeah, that'd be a good move.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, the freeway was unbelievable. Unbelievable!

Yeah, up around Los Alamos. And I agree with you about cab franc.

Yeah, well, maybe you should check your messages first.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Conundrum.

Yeah. I love you too.

Yeah. I mean, right. But it's more

Yeah. I miss you too.

Yeah. I'm gonna die!

Yeah. It's tight.

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Same here.

Yeah. She called Maya, who's not working tonight.

Yeah. Why don't you just go out, and I'll catch a train back.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh huh.

Yes, congratulations.

Yes, I see. Great.

Yes, she is. And nice. And married.

Yes, they are.

Yes. Absolutely.

Yes. Could we move on to the Syrah, please?

Yes. I'm fine. Thank you.

Yes. Well, it's not exactly finalized yet.

Yes. Well, it's not exactly finalized yet.

You and me, we move up here, we buy a vineyard.

You are a bad, bad girl, Stephanie.

You are gonna be a published author,

You are staying.

You are such a whore.

You better tell me what happened, or I'll tie your dick in a knot.

You could work in a wine store, Miles.

You design the wine. I'll handle the business side.

You dick! Why do you have to focus on the negative?

You didn't get any, did you?

You didn't know that?

You finally got here. Mr. Prompt.

You fucking derelict!

You get inspired, maybe write another novel, one that can sell.

You go.

You got a dream. There's a lot of people out there that think they can make it.

You got kids?

You guys been out tasting?

You guys should come by the restaurant for lunch today.

You have no messages at this time.

You knew her, right?

You know

You know what?

You know what? I feel like driving.

You know what? That's gonna be my best man gift to you this week.

You know what? You go, man. You go. In fact, use my clubs. They're brand new.

You know, a little burgundy. That old Cotes de Beaune.

You know, a little burgundy. That old Cotes de Beaune.

You know, can I ask you a personal question, Miles?

You know, clean up and put some stuff away. Then put the glasses out for the next day.

You know, he had this big sort of show off cellar.

You know, I think we're just gonna go back to the motel and crash.

You know, I've just spent the last three years of my life

You know, in fact, after all of your shenanigans,

You know, it's a thing... I mean, I've gotten over it. You know what I mean?

You know, it's not a survivor like cabernet.

You know, it's practically my office.

You know, make sure she gets home safe.

You know, once we had a picnic here

You know, the day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc,

You know, the grateful type?

You know, the soil to the vine, and the... What do you call it?

You know, there was a nice way to respond to that.

You know, we're drinking some good wines, kicking back.

You know, what better thing in life is to chase the dream and not be afraid of going after it?

You know, you look really familiar to me.

You know?

You know? I've stopped caring.

You liked fucking him, didn't you, you little whore?

You look great. Did you lose some weight?

You make me so fucking sick.

You picked him up and you fucked him, didn't you, bitch?

You ready?

You see, the reason that this region is so good for pinot,

You should call her.

You should get back together with Victoria.

You start to see everything from the point of view of the father.

You sure you wanna do this?

You think I don't fuck you, bitch? I'm fucking you now.

You wanna come?

You're an infant, Jack.

You're blind, dude. Blind.

You're dead, asshole!

You're getting married on Saturday? What's with all that shit you said to me?

You're joking, right?

You're just a pasture animal waiting for the abattoir.

You're looking for color and clarity.

You're mine, man! You're mine!

You're so good with words.

You're the boss.

You're wasting away. Teaching English to fucking 8th graders?

You've been officially depressed for, like, two years now.

You've gone crazy.

You've got a '61 Cheval Blanc, and it's just sitting there?

You've gotta help me, Miles. Please! Please!

Your getting remarried, that is.

Your getting remarried, that is.

Your lips look soft.

Your mother?!

Yup.

24 hours with some wine pourer chick, and you're fucking in love.

70 something.

...but not for me. Come on.

...for my birthday! Yeah!

...that works at The Hitching Post? Yeah, sure.

'Cause you said you had it all lined up. No, I didn't. No. No.

A famous actor bringing me flowers... Right!

A paper, huh? Yeah.

Abattoir. What is that? Slaughterhouse.

All right. Yeah.

And here is your Handi Wipes. Oh!

And Lexapro, yes. Well, I say fuck that too.

And then the four of us will do something. No. Count me out.

And what was the bottle that did it? '88 Sassicaia.

And you walked all the way from Solvang? No, ran.

Are you from around here? Actually, we're from San Diego. Why?

Are you still seeing that shrink? I saw him on Monday.

Aren't you tired? The chick digs you, man!

At Kal... Is it? Kalyra.

Besides what? Well, you know...

Bottle. You got it.

Busy night, huh? Sunday.

But do not sabotage me. Oh, aye, aye, cap'n. You got it.

But you've gotta help me. Yeah.

Bye bye. Bye.

Bye, Siena. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Can we really open anything we want? Yeah, yeah. Anything.

Cheers. Thanks.

Christine will understand. She had to order them special.

Chunky Monkey. Chunky Monkey!

Come here. Give me that bottle. Back off, Jack.

Come on in. Thank you very much.

Come on. Back off, man!

Come on. Let me drive. No, I got it. You should rest.

Could be anything. You been checking your messages?

Did she tell you she was married? Yeah.

Did you ever get ahold of Maya yesterday? Nope.

Don't I feel special? And champagne!

Don't make me out to be a liar. What is the subject of your book?

Don't make me out to be a liar. What is the subject of your book?

Everything. We gotta go back. Big deal. It's fine.

Excuse me for just a minute. Good stuff.

Excuse me. Could I get a pour down here, please? Sure.

Fiction. Yes. Oh.

French oak. Really?

Get your shit together, Miles. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Give me that bottle. No.

God, yeah! Vicodin. Where's the Vicodin?

God! What's with the hostility, man?

Good night. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Good, thanks. Yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you.

Got it. Okay.

Great putt. Absolutely. Great speed.

Great. Just a second.

Great. What's the latest we can get there? About 2:30.

Happy birthday, Mom! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, Mom. They're from both of us.

He's an actor, so it can't be good. Only that he loves her.

He's very considerate. That's great.

Here I am. Hi!

Here. Oh, wow!

Here's your wallet! Oh, shit! Motherfucker!

Hey, hey, hey! Hey.

Hey, Miles. How's it hanging? Hey.

Hey, Steph! Yeah?

Hey, what should I wear? I don't know.

Hey! Where were you guys?

Hey. Hi.

Hi, everybody. Sorry. Hey!

Hi, Jennifer. It's Miles again. Oh, hi, Miles.

Hi, Miles. Good. How are you?

Hi, Miles. Hi, Evelyn.

Hi, Simon. Hey, Miles.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Jack!

Highliner, please. You got it.

Highliner. Glass or bottle?

Hints of clove. Right? Yes! I know. I love that.

Hiya. Hi.

Hmm? No.

Holy shit! Jesus Christ! Fuck. Fuck.

Home Depot. Home Depot.

How about you? Busy for a Tuesday night.

How are you? I'm good. I'm good.

How do you know? No rock.

How's the trip? Oh, it's good, it's good.

I am. Good.

I can't take it anymore. I gotta call Evelyn. Okay.

I don't have to. I say we check it out. We're right here.

I have to explain my credentials. Yes!

I hope you die! Stop it, Stephanie!

I just wanna make one quick stop. For what?

I love details. No.

I love you, man. Yeah. Back at ya.

I thought you hated chardonnay. No, no, no. I like all varietals.

I told you the truth. Maya! Don't touch me!

I was just getting some water. Okay.

I was, like, 16, 17. Really?

I'd rather have a knife. No.

I'll be right back with your corn bread. All righty.

I've been saving it. All right.

If you don't mind typos. Oh, no. Who cares?

Inner quiet. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!

Is Jack still here? Yes.

Is this bothering you? You sure? No, it's fine. Yeah.

It happens every day. No, we gotta go back and get my wallet, Miles.

It was bumper to bumper the whole way. Sure, sure.

It was great meeting you, Miles. Ken.

It's never free. You need to get laid, Miles.

It's not a... It's a fishing lake. Mm hm.

It's okay. Get him out of here!

It's two hours away. Jesus Christ!

It's very nice. Right.

Jack, that is a 1992 Byron. Right.

Jack, we missed the entrance. Yeah.

Jack. Hello.

Jesus, Miles! Well, I'm tired, Jack.

Jesus, she is jamming! Yeah.

Just get a sense of it, okay? Okay.

Kalyra. Kalyra.

Let me love you. Let go.

Let me use your phone. What's up?

Long time no see. Gary, nice to see you.

Look what I got for our favorite girl. Motherfucker!

Maya's in the back, just past the kitchen. Okay.

Me?! 'Cause of my ankle.

Miles, don't drive away until they see the car. I know, I know, I know, I know.

Miles! Sir.

Miles. Huh?

Miles. Mm hm?

Mm hm. And now it's worse.

Mm hm. Your books, Miles.

Never mind. Enjoy your meals. Hang on. Hang on.

Nice job. We like it.

Nice, huh? It's beautiful.

Nice. Thanks.

No going to the dark side! Okay!

No shit? I know her real well, yeah.

No. Why do you always have to do this?

Non fiction? No. It's a novel.

Nope. What do you think's going on?

Not even. You're crazy.

Not the cheese. All right.

Obsessively. Huh.

Oh, baby. Oh, it's so good!

Oh, for crying... Nice.

Oh, God. What a drag. Mom?

Oh, good idea. Here, come with me. What's this?

Oh, I loved talking with you. Thanks.

Oh, Miles. Yeah?

Oh, my condolences, man. What are you pouring tonight?

Oh, my God! No, no, no. As for me,

Oh, no, no, no. You sure?

Oh, remember my kids? Alex, Helen? Hi. How are you?

Oh, she got anything good? Oh, yeah.

Oh, she's a sweetie. Cute. Cute.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And?

Oh! Hi, Maya. Good to see you.

Oh. Oh, hey. Hi.

Ohh! Well, in that case...

Okay! I didn't know it was her birthday. Thank you.

Okay? Okay.

Okay? Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. I'm serious! Hurry!

Okay. It'll take a second.

Okay. That's it? Yeah.

Ooh! Yeah? Like that?

Pinot noir? Mm hm.

Please, don't open it! I won't open it!

Published author. Oh! Wow!

Ready? Yeah.

Right now! Okay. Fuck!

Right? Oh, yes!

Right. ...and they don't let you back.

Right. Just... small stuff.

See how friendly she was to you? She works for tips.

See you later, Miles. Thanks, Stephanie. See you.

See you over there, Miles? Yeah.

She fucks different. Okay.

She likes pinot. Perfect!

So what's happening with your book? Universally rejected.

So you're gonna stop acting? No way!

So, there has been some interest, and... Your friend is modest.

So, we're on. What?

So, which one do you like better? Oh, well, I like them both.

Sorry. It's good. No, no. We'll get you a glass.

Stay still. Shut up.

Stephanie, stop! I can explain!

Still had some stuff to do. Miles and I...

Strawberries, yeah. Good.

Strawberries. Yeah.

Strike three. Oh, Miles, that's awful.

Surprise! Surprise!

Thanks a lot! It's okay.

Thanks,Jack. Just trying to get you a little action.

That was fun last night. Yeah. Good food.

That's five klicks, Jack! Fucking A right, it's five klicks.

That's it. That's it. Yeah?

That's nice. That's really nice. It's aged 12 months in oak.

That's on us. Yes, indeed.

That's the one right there. Okay.

That's thoughtful. Yeah.

The wedding. What?

The whole area is... Oh, no. You mean, like, what it was used for?

Then how come it's white? Oh, Jesus!

This is all a big party for you... Okay.

This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun. Go to it.

This is the block. You sure?

This is the new one. Right, Chris? Just released about two months ago.

Triple espresso, please. For here?

Try it. So, what time do you close up at...

Watch your head. Yeah.

We all wanna read it. Oh, soon, soon, soon.

We have got a lot of good stuff. Mm hm?

We should probably get going. Yeah.

Well, good night, Miles. Good night.

Well, hello! Hello, Mrs. Erganian. How are you?

Well, I'm glad you got it out of your system. Yeah, baby.

Well, that was big of him. Yeah, he's good that way.

Well, that's nice. Okay. All right, all right. Details.

Well, we're just glad you made it. Yes.

Well... That would do it. Yeah.

Were you ever gonna say anything? Yes, of course I was.

What are you, my mom? Well...

What do you have to do to close up? I close up the register.

What the hell are you doing? Oops. Look out.

What the hell are you doing? Oops. Look out.

What? Jesus. It's private.

Whatever. Sorry. No, no, no. It's not "whatever".

Where's Jack? Had to make a phone call.

Who is your daddy? Jack, come on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on.

Why? Because the roofers gotta get the truck in.

With Maya? Yeah.

Wow! When do we drink it? Now.

Yeah Please, Jack. Thank you.

Yeah, I know Maya. Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, just like that. That's good. Oh, for Christ's sake!

Yeah, you caught me. You're such a whore.

Yeah? Don't be shy.

Yeah? Miles, can you move your car, please?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Christine, Mike!

Yeah. I could never write that.

Yeah. In my pocket.

Yeah. That's very good.

Yeah. Through the kitchen. I'll be right back.

Yes, I do. Go get it.

Yes, I had to bribe them. Hey, Miles.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Daddy!

Yes. This way. Thank you.

You are not! He is.

You boys hungry? Yeah, I'm hungry.

You didn't park too good. Okay? Yeah. All right. Hold on.

You have the keys. I do?

You know her? Sure, I know Maya.

You know? Right.

You look fabulous, Mrs. Raymond. Oh, stop it!

You look gorgeous. You both do. Thank you.

You okay, Miles? Yeah, I'm good.

You remember our little talk outside? Yeah.

You said it looked like an accident. What the fuck!

You said you loved me! I do!

You should call her. I will. I'll see you.

You sound just like one of those guys. Am one of those guys.

You sure you didn't say anything to Maya? Yes, I'm sure I'm sure.

You talked to Wendy? Just now.

You wanna let me drive? No, it's all right. I got it.

You want some water? No.

You're a homo. Yeah, right. Yup, I'm a homo.

You're a lucky guy. Yes, I am. Thank you.

You're in luck. I'll put you through. Okay.

You're not so bad yourself. Thanks. Thanks.

You're so bad. I am. Yeah.

Yup. Hey, man.

...the selection to the harvest.

'Cause you were wearing your seat belt.

"'The marrow of his bone', I repeated aimlessly.

"A smudge of excrement surging out to sea."

"and you do not cry in that case."

"Excuse me, sir. My friend was the one balling your wife a couple of hours ago.

"flowing down his bloodstream to his heart.

"I could not escape the feeling that this was my own funeral,

"I did not cry then or ever about Finny.

"I did not cry, even when I stood

"I was wondering if I could come in and just poke around. I don't know."

"outside of Boston.

"Phineas had died from the marrow of his bone

"Really sorry. He seems to have left his wallet behind.

"This, at last, penetrated my mind.