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War Dogs (2016) War Dogs is a thrilling film directed by Todd Phillips, released in 2016. Based on a true story, it follows

War Dogs (2016)

War Dogs is a thrilling film directed by Todd Phillips, released in 2016. Based on a true story, it follows the journey of two friends, David Packouz and Efraim Diveroli, played by Miles Teller and Jonah Hill, respectively. Struggling financially, the duo becomes involved in a risky business venture, bidding on government contracts to supply ammunition to U.S. troops in Afghanistan. The film highlights their incredible rise to success, untangling a web of corruption and danger along the way. Packed with gripping performances and intense action sequences, War Dogs delves into the world of international arms dealing. To immerse yourself in the suspenseful atmosphere, you can find and download the sounds of the film here.

A bunch of shady motherfuckers like that guy.
A bunch of shady motherfuckers like that guy.
A couple of times. Why? Who is he?
A couple of times. Why? Who is he?
A kid from Arkansas
A kid from Arkansas
A lot. It's 100 million rounds of ammunition.
A lot. It's 100 million rounds of ammunition.
A month, tops.
A month, tops.
A partnership agreement, no prior contract.
A partnership agreement, no prior contract.
About a young man traveling to Pinsk.
About a young man traveling to Pinsk.
Absolutely. They are, sir.
Absolutely. They are, sir.
Actually, that is not a fact.
Actually, that is not a fact.
Actually, you know what? On second thought,
Actually, you know what? On second thought,
AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds
AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds
AEY still needed to be vetted by the government.
AEY still needed to be vetted by the government.
AEY would ever see.
AEY would ever see.
AEY. How may I direct your call?
AEY. How may I direct your call?
After Enver called the Pentagon,
After Enver called the Pentagon,
After that, we started killing it.
After that, we started killing it.
Against a deal of this size.
Against a deal of this size.
Ah!
Ah!
Airport, let's go.
Airport, let's go.
Albania is a lot of things.
Albania is a lot of things.
Albania is most armed country in the world.
Albania is most armed country in the world.
Albania?
Albania?
All girls.
All girls.
All of it.
All of it.
All right, good. Let's kill this shit.
All right, good. Let's kill this shit.
All right, here he is.
All right, here he is.
All right, I gotta take a leak.
All right, I gotta take a leak.
All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
All right, man.
All right, man.
All right, uh, give me
All right, uh, give me
All right, we're in a war zone, bro.
All right, we're in a war zone, bro.
All right? I'm your partner.
All right? I'm your partner.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
All that bullshit about him wanting to mediate a truce between Efraim and I...
All that bullshit about him wanting to mediate a truce between Efraim and I...
All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
All that matters is they fucking work.
All that matters is they fucking work.
All the documents we forged, photos of repacking.
All the documents we forged, photos of repacking.
All the lies we told the government,
All the lies we told the government,
All the money is made between the lines.
All the money is made between the lines.
All the pressure you're under.
All the pressure you're under.
All these containers are filled with your bullets.
All these containers are filled with your bullets.
All we cared about was the AK ammo.
All we cared about was the AK ammo.
All we have to do is ship the guns
All we have to do is ship the guns
America has an embargo against China.
America has an embargo against China.
Among defense contractors,
Among defense contractors,
And 22 hours just to get there.
And 22 hours just to get there.
And a lot of my clients are elderly.
And a lot of my clients are elderly.
And according to Efraim, they did.
And according to Efraim, they did.
And an in person interview.
And an in person interview.
And does that include mags?
And does that include mags?
And everybody knew that we got arrested?
And everybody knew that we got arrested?
And everybody knew that we got arrested?
And everybody knew that we got arrested?
And expand the company.
And expand the company.
And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.
And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.
And for the record, I'm also his best friend,
And for the record, I'm also his best friend,
And got the fuck out of Baghdad.
And got the fuck out of Baghdad.
And he knows what he's doing?
And he knows what he's doing?
And he would become that person.
And he would become that person.
And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
And hundreds of permits.
And hundreds of permits.
And I don't want you to walk away from this empty handed.
And I don't want you to walk away from this empty handed.
And I got to work with you shit bags?
And I got to work with you shit bags?
And I had a big idea.
And I had a big idea.
And I love you.
And I love you.
And I really appreciate it.
And I really appreciate it.
And I think it's pretty fair.
And I think it's pretty fair.
And I was hoping to get some clarification...
And I was hoping to get some clarification...
And I was watching it and thinking about when we were little
And I was watching it and thinking about when we were little
And I'm an international arms dealer.
And I'm an international arms dealer.
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
And I'm like, Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama.
And I'm only telling you that because you're my boy.
And I'm only telling you that because you're my boy.
And ice cream.
And ice cream.
And if there was an angle to be played,
And if there was an angle to be played,
And if you could please just call me back
And if you could please just call me back
And instead of selling bed sheets
And instead of selling bed sheets
And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
And now every Pentagon purchase, every gun, every grenade,
And now every Pentagon purchase, every gun, every grenade,
And now you're about to blow me in my car.
And now you're about to blow me in my car.
And now, here I was, driving a truckload of guns
And now, here I was, driving a truckload of guns
And proud to welcome you,
And proud to welcome you,
And sent to the government.
And sent to the government.
And sentenced to four years in prison.
And sentenced to four years in prison.
And she told me that he stole $70,000 from her father.
And she told me that he stole $70,000 from her father.
And sure, the big dogs still get the big trophies.
And sure, the big dogs still get the big trophies.
And that one kid would always win it?
And that one kid would always win it?
And that was Efraim's genius.
And that was Efraim's genius.
And that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.
And that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.
And that's all because of AEY.
And that's all because of AEY.
And that's what war is really about.
And that's what war is really about.
And the alleged repackaging of Chinese ammunition.
And the alleged repackaging of Chinese ammunition.
And the guy would not stop talking.
And the guy would not stop talking.
And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers
And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers
And then not deliver.
And then not deliver.
And then put those in double walled,
And then put those in double walled,
And then we waited.
And then we waited.
And then, in the middle of the night
And then, in the middle of the night
And there were hundreds of them.
And there were hundreds of them.
And was already about to make more money
And was already about to make more money
And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.
And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.
And we are looking at options as we speak.
And we are looking at options as we speak.
And we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
And we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
And we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
And we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
And we just got fucked.
And we just got fucked.
And we seem to have misplaced your paperwork.
And we seem to have misplaced your paperwork.
And we used to do the lines from the movie.
And we used to do the lines from the movie.
And we're international arms dealers.
And we're international arms dealers.
And what about shipping?
And what about shipping?
And what we would like to do
And what we would like to do
And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
And while you're at it, learn the difference between
And you make good money?
And you make good money?
And you quit after building me half a house,
And you quit after building me half a house,
And you're freaking out that I might say something.
And you're freaking out that I might say something.
Any luck today?
Any luck today?
Any of you ****as ever seen this motherfucker before?
Any of you ****as ever seen this motherfucker before?
Anybody who tells you otherwise
Anybody who tells you otherwise
Anyway, he just moved back to Miami.
Anyway, he just moved back to Miami.
Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.
Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.
Anyway, when I was over there,
Anyway, when I was over there,
Are you ever not acting, man?
Are you ever not acting, man?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you talking about Warren? He's my lawyer too.
Are you talking about Warren? He's my lawyer too.
As God as my witness,
As God as my witness,
At the State Department.
At the State Department.
At what point do you just admit you're a liar?
At what point do you just admit you're a liar?
Baby.
Baby.
Back then, I didn't know anything.
Back then, I didn't know anything.
Bashkim.
Bashkim.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Beautifully said.
Beautifully said.
Because anything that implicates me,
Because anything that implicates me,
Because five minutes ago,
Because five minutes ago,
Because he's a fucking animal.
Because he's a fucking animal.
Because I know how you feel about the war.
Because I know how you feel about the war.
Because I really miss you. Okay?
Because I really miss you. Okay?
Because that's the middle of fucking day
Because that's the middle of fucking day
Because The New York Times called,
Because The New York Times called,
Because we're on our third date.
Because we're on our third date.
Because we're on the verge of making $30 million.
Because we're on the verge of making $30 million.
Before I left Albania, I took everything.
Before I left Albania, I took everything.
Before they covered international diplomacy.
Before they covered international diplomacy.
Before we could begin,
Before we could begin,
Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
Berettas are an Italian gun.
Berettas are an Italian gun.
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
Besides, compared to my other prospects,
Body armor, and an M16.
Body armor, and an M16.
Both men last week, charging them with fraud
Both men last week, charging them with fraud
Both sides of every conflict on the planet.
Both sides of every conflict on the planet.
Bottom feeders who make money off of war
Bottom feeders who make money off of war
Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
Bro, do you remember the last time we went to buy weed together?
Bro, do you remember the last time we went to buy weed together?
Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.
Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.
Bro, these aren't crumbs.
Bro, these aren't crumbs.
Bro, these aren't crumbs.
Bro, these aren't crumbs.
Bro, what are you doing back? What happened to your face?
Bro, what are you doing back? What happened to your face?
Bro, what the fuck!
Bro, what the fuck!
Bro, you want to hear something totally fucked up?
Bro, you want to hear something totally fucked up?
Bro!
Bro!
Bro! Are you fucking kidding me?
Bro! Are you fucking kidding me?
Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.
Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
But a beautiful place is not one of them.
But after meeting you two face to face,
But after meeting you two face to face,
But by repacking all the ammo
But by repacking all the ammo
But from one Christian to another
But from one Christian to another
But he just wants to sit down and talk.
But he just wants to sit down and talk.
But I didn't know that yet.
But I didn't know that yet.
But I get why you're doing this.
But I get why you're doing this.
But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off
But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off
But I overlooked one crucial factor.
But I overlooked one crucial factor.
But I promise you,
But I promise you,
But I ran into my friend from growing up.
But I ran into my friend from growing up.
But I skip the big ticket items, and look for the small ball shit
But I skip the big ticket items, and look for the small ball shit
But I wanted you to hear this firsthand.
But I wanted you to hear this firsthand.
But I'd had enough.
But I'd had enough.
But it was a complete disaster.
But it was a complete disaster.
But listen, can we talk for a sec?
But listen, can we talk for a sec?
But looking back
But looking back
But none of that diminished Efraim's enthusiasm.
But none of that diminished Efraim's enthusiasm.
But not Efraim. He kicked back.
But not Efraim. He kicked back.
But not for us.
But not for us.
But that didn't matter to us.
But that didn't matter to us.
But the Pentagon's got to give little trophies
But the Pentagon's got to give little trophies
But they're ignoring the crumbs.
But they're ignoring the crumbs.
But this feels like the moment
But this feels like the moment
But this isn't about being pro war.
But this isn't about being pro war.
But this was a huge fucking problem.
But this was a huge fucking problem.
But we didn't lose it.
But we didn't lose it.
But we saw that as an advantage.
But we saw that as an advantage.
But what the hell.
But what the hell.
But you already know that
But you already know that
But you want to know what it's really about?
But you want to know what it's really about?
But you'd be wrong.
But you'd be wrong.
But you're my boy.
But you're my boy.
By how much?
By how much?
By repacking the ammo,
By repacking the ammo,
By trying to fuck over Henry, the way you fuck over everybody else.
By trying to fuck over Henry, the way you fuck over everybody else.
Bye bye, Ella.
Bye bye, Ella.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you another question?
Can I ask you another question?
Can I get the shit?
Can I get the shit?
Can last forever if properly stored.
Can last forever if properly stored.
Can we just get right to that part?
Can we just get right to that part?
Can you believe how fast it is?
Can you believe how fast it is?
Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.
Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.
Captain, good to hear from you.
Captain, good to hear from you.
Captain, please do not do that.
Captain, please do not do that.
Careful, Efraim.
Careful, Efraim.
Change $ 10,000.
Change $ 10,000.
Checking on the delivery status of my Berettas.
Checking on the delivery status of my Berettas.
Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
Cigarettes.
Cigarettes.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
Come on, Iz. Don't cut me off like this.
Come on, Iz. Don't cut me off like this.
Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
Come on, you know how much you've helped me out lately.
Come on, you know how much you've helped me out lately.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Where's everybody going?
Come on! Where's everybody going?
Come on.
Come on.
Come together to unveil the latest in warfare.
Come together to unveil the latest in warfare.
Congress called the Afghanistan contract a case study
Congress called the Afghanistan contract a case study
Containing every military contract currently up for bidding.
Containing every military contract currently up for bidding.
Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.
Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.
Cool, man.
Cool, man.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. Can you do an ounce?
Cool. Can you do an ounce?
Corrugated fiberboard boxes.
Corrugated fiberboard boxes.
Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.
Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.
David has apprised me of the situation
David has apprised me of the situation
David here was jerking off guys for money.
David here was jerking off guys for money.
David, do you have a passport?
David, do you have a passport?
David, do you know the average age of a resident here at Hilldale?
David, do you know the average age of a resident here at Hilldale?
David, I know the real reason
David, I know the real reason
David, it can be done.
David, it can be done.
David, it's 1:00 a.m. here.
David, it's 1:00 a.m. here.
David, look at me.
David, look at me.
David, this sounds pretty serious.
David, this sounds pretty serious.
David, we need to talk.
David, we need to talk.
David, we're gunrunners.
David, we're gunrunners.
David, your 30% is $180,000.
David, your 30% is $180,000.
David!
David!
David?
David?
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
Day and night.
Day and night.
Depends. You got good shit?
Depends. You got good shit?
Did you come back just for this?
Did you come back just for this?
Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
Did you happen to catch last Friday's T orah portion?
Did you happen to catch last Friday's T orah portion?
Did you know his uncle
Did you know his uncle
Did you not hear what I just said?
Did you not hear what I just said?
Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?
Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?
Do they work?
Do they work?
Do you have any questions?
Do you have any questions?
Do you know what happened to him?
Do you know what happened to him?
Do you know what he found out?
Do you know what he found out?
Do you know what those are?
Do you know what those are?
Do you realize we're going to make 600K
Do you realize we're going to make 600K
Do you understand now?
Do you understand now?
Do you understand now?
Do you understand now?
Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro.
Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro.
Do your fucking job!
Do your fucking job!
Does anybody else have any questions?
Does anybody else have any questions?
Does it sound like we're more than two people right now?
Does it sound like we're more than two people right now?
Doing all the work and you're in Miami trying to sabotage it.
Doing all the work and you're in Miami trying to sabotage it.
Doing his patriotic duty to defend his country?
Doing his patriotic duty to defend his country?
Don't give them a reason not to.
Don't give them a reason not to.
Don't mess with it.
Don't mess with it.
Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.
Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.
Done.
Done.
Drown, motherfucker, drown!
Drown, motherfucker, drown!
Dude, for the last 20 years, this guy has basically supplied
Dude, for the last 20 years, this guy has basically supplied
Dude, he would have killed me if you didn't jump in.
Dude, he would have killed me if you didn't jump in.
Dude, I am so fucked.
Dude, I am so fucked.
Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.
Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.
Efraim Diveroli was my best friend growing up.
Efraim Diveroli was my best friend growing up.
Efraim Diveroli.
Efraim Diveroli.
Efraim Diveroli. Good to see you.
Efraim Diveroli. Good to see you.
Efraim has a heavy heart over what's happened.
Efraim has a heavy heart over what's happened.
Efraim never paid the box guy.
Efraim never paid the box guy.
Efraim was charged with over 70 federal crimes
Efraim was charged with over 70 federal crimes
Efraim, Henry Girard is down at the bar, waiting for us.
Efraim, Henry Girard is down at the bar, waiting for us.
Efraim, stop.
Efraim, stop.
Efraim, stop.
Efraim, stop.
Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim!
Efraim?
Efraim?
Eight ounce tins for plastic bags.
Eight ounce tins for plastic bags.
Either way, you're endangering my mission.
Either way, you're endangering my mission.
Ella and I are going to stay with my mom for a while.
Ella and I are going to stay with my mom for a while.
Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.
Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.
Even if we could land the Afghan deal,
Even if we could land the Afghan deal,
Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.
Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.
Even the AK ammo?
Even the AK ammo?
Ever.
Ever.
Every bullet, gets offered to small businesses for bidding.
Every bullet, gets offered to small businesses for bidding.
Every time the page turns.
Every time the page turns.
Everybody's fighting over the same pie.
Everybody's fighting over the same pie.
Everyone has their own version of a story.
Everyone has their own version of a story.
Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.
Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.
Everything okay?
Everything okay?
Exactly, but you don't need a permit to drive them.
Exactly, but you don't need a permit to drive them.
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me. Okay, bye.
Excuse me. Okay, bye.
Fact, 18 months ago,
Fact, 18 months ago,
Fantastic. Congratulations.
Fantastic. Congratulations.
Fed Biz Opps stands for Federal Business Opportunities.
Fed Biz Opps stands for Federal Business Opportunities.
Federal agents arrested
Federal agents arrested
Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
Fight with our business associates.
Fight with our business associates.
Fight with our families,
Fight with our families,
Find a fair solution.
Find a fair solution.
For everything.
For everything.
For light cardboard boxes.
For light cardboard boxes.
For once, the American taxpayer
For once, the American taxpayer
For the last three days, making other arrangements.
For the last three days, making other arrangements.
For the record, I'm a licensed massage therapist, okay?
For the record, I'm a licensed massage therapist, okay?
For three days, we didn't hear anything.
For three days, we didn't hear anything.
For visiting us here today.
For visiting us here today.
For you.
For you.
Forging relationships
Forging relationships
Fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
Free gas.
Free gas.
Freezing my ass off.
Freezing my ass off.
From Albania to Afghanistan.
From Albania to Afghanistan.
From all over Eastern Europe.
From all over Eastern Europe.
From Jordan to Baghdad.
From Jordan to Baghdad.
Fuck is this?
Fuck is this?
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.
Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.
Fuck that shit. Cancel it.
Fuck that shit. Cancel it.
Fuck that, it almost worked.
Fuck that, it almost worked.
Fuck them! As far as they're concerned
Fuck them! As far as they're concerned
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you, Marlboro!
Fuck you, Marlboro!
Fuck your contract!
Fuck your contract!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Stop.
Fuck! Stop.
Fuck! What a dick.
Fuck! What a dick.
Fuck! What the fuck, bro.
Fuck! What the fuck, bro.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fucking cool, man.
Fucking cool, man.
Fucking Warren.
Fucking Warren.
Full disclosure?
Full disclosure?
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
Getting canceled for cause was a death sentence.
Getting canceled for cause was a death sentence.
Give us a smile, gorgeous.
Give us a smile, gorgeous.
Go crush it.
Go crush it.
Go, go!
Go, go!
Go, go! Come on.
Go, go! Come on.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
God bless Dick Cheney's America!
God bless Dick Cheney's America!
God bless you.
God bless you.
Going back three years.
Going back three years.
Good morning, buddy.
Good morning, buddy.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.
Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.
Got it.
Got it.
Great fucking job, boys.
Great fucking job, boys.
Great fucking job.
Great fucking job.
Great. I was worried
Great. I was worried
Great. So if you can go ahead and just re email me those numbers.
Great. So if you can go ahead and just re email me those numbers.
Great. Where did you find this guy?
Great. Where did you find this guy?
Great. With which part?
Great. With which part?
Great. Yes, sir.
Great. Yes, sir.
Guns, bullets, body armor.
Guns, bullets, body armor.
Had a falling out with my parents.
Had a falling out with my parents.
Have you even thought about this?
Have you even thought about this?
Have you ever felt it?
Have you ever felt it?
Have you ever seen the skin on an 82 year old man?
Have you ever seen the skin on an 82 year old man?
He can fill the whole order.
He can fill the whole order.
He has no plans to attack Iran.
He has no plans to attack Iran.
He just fell off the planet.
He just fell off the planet.
He knew about that too.
He knew about that too.
He knows!
He knows!
He looks so tan.
He looks so tan.
He means you boys lowballed the shit out of your competition.
He means you boys lowballed the shit out of your competition.
He out. You looking for weed?
He out. You looking for weed?
He put a fucking gun to my head, man.
He put a fucking gun to my head, man.
He really believed this could be the answer.
He really believed this could be the answer.
He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.
He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.
He says your permit has expired
He says your permit has expired
He sends you fake accounting reports every month.
He sends you fake accounting reports every month.
He was a local businessman
He was a local businessman
He was horrified and couldn't make a deal fast enough.
He was horrified and couldn't make a deal fast enough.
He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
He's a complicated young man.
He's a complicated young man.
He's a fucking animal.
He's a fucking animal.
He's asked me to mediate.
He's asked me to mediate.
He's charging us a 400% markup!
He's charging us a 400% markup!
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's good, right?
He's good, right?
He's making money, the whole thing is fucking working.
He's making money, the whole thing is fucking working.
He's on a terrorist watch list!
He's on a terrorist watch list!
He's the reason we got this deal.
He's the reason we got this deal.
Head of Albania's largest military export company.
Head of Albania's largest military export company.
Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Helmut fucking Newton over here.
Helmut fucking Newton over here.
Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.
Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.
Henry Girard?
Henry Girard?
Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
Henry has contacts in Albania.
Henry has contacts in Albania.
Henry, I'm staring at 100 million rounds
Henry, I'm staring at 100 million rounds
Henry, what the fuck!
Henry, what the fuck!
Henry, you know we can't use Chinese!
Henry, you know we can't use Chinese!
Henry's people sent a driver
Henry's people sent a driver
Hey, babe, is everything okay?
Hey, babe, is everything okay?
Hey, Bashkim.
Hey, Bashkim.
Hey, boys.
Hey, boys.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
Hey, can we order some food?
Hey, can we order some food?
Hey, can you give her to your mom so that we can talk for a minute?
Hey, can you give her to your mom so that we can talk for a minute?
Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?
Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?
Hey, Ella. Hi.
Hey, Ella. Hi.
Hey, Georgia, I gotta call you back.
Hey, Georgia, I gotta call you back.
Hey, give me a minute. I'll meet you guys in the lobby.
Hey, give me a minute. I'll meet you guys in the lobby.
Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
Hey, I never said thank you.
Hey, I never said thank you.
Hey, I think I got something.
Hey, I think I got something.
Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
Hey, let me call you right back.
Hey, let me call you right back.
Hey, mami, where are you going?
Hey, mami, where are you going?
Hey, man, we got a problem.
Hey, man, we got a problem.
Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
Hey, Marlboro!
Hey, Marlboro!
Hey, Marlboro?
Hey, Marlboro?
Hey, seriously, is this safe? Driving to Baghdad?
Hey, seriously, is this safe? Driving to Baghdad?
Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.
Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.
Hey, this is David.
Hey, this is David.
Hey, what about gas though? It's a long trip, no?
Hey, what about gas though? It's a long trip, no?
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, what's up, man?
Hey, why are you slowing down, man?
Hey, why are you slowing down, man?
Hey, you're back.
Hey, you're back.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Do you know where her blue sandals are?
Hey. Do you know where her blue sandals are?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!
Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!
Hold up.
Hold up.
Holy fuck, bro.
Holy fuck, bro.
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy shit, bro.
Holy shit, bro.
Holy shit, the Triangle of Death, bro?
Holy shit, the Triangle of Death, bro?
Holy shit, they have guns, man!
Holy shit, they have guns, man!
Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Is that Efraim?
Holy shit. Is that Efraim?
Holy shit. Seventy grand?
Holy shit. Seventy grand?
Holy shit. We won the Afghan deal.
Holy shit. We won the Afghan deal.
Honestly, until last night
Honestly, until last night
Honestly, we were out of our league.
Honestly, we were out of our league.
How about this?
How about this?
How about zero cents on the dollar?
How about zero cents on the dollar?
How am I supposed to chill out, David?
How am I supposed to chill out, David?
How are you, sweetie?
How are you, sweetie?
How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?
How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?
How did that charity thing go?
How did that charity thing go?
How did two 20 something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
How did two 20 something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
How did you get in my room?
How did you get in my room?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
How long you been doing this for?
How long you been doing this for?
How much safer?
How much safer?
How old are these?
How old are these?
How the fuck are you going to feed a baby?
How the fuck are you going to feed a baby?
How was the funeral?
How was the funeral?
How, at the end of the season, they'd give out that big MVP trophy
How, at the end of the season, they'd give out that big MVP trophy
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's your baby?
How's your baby?
Huh? What?
Huh? What?
I actually heard it was the other way around.
I actually heard it was the other way around.
I ain't seen shit.
I ain't seen shit.
I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.
I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.
I am confident that your residents
I am confident that your residents
I am Yili Pinari,
I am Yili Pinari,
I am. I've been on the phone
I am. I've been on the phone
I appreciate you leaving my name out of your testimony.
I appreciate you leaving my name out of your testimony.
I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.
I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.
I can bury you.
I can bury you.
I can do it for $100,000.
I can do it for $100,000.
I can explain.
I can explain.
I can get most of the shit for pennies on the dollar.
I can get most of the shit for pennies on the dollar.
I can't spend more than 48 hours in this dump.
I can't spend more than 48 hours in this dump.
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
I cannot stress this enough.
I cannot stress this enough.
I could tell you how
I could tell you how
I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
I didn't even know it was a real fucking country.
I didn't even know it was a real fucking country.
I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!
I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
I didn't really see a reason to include it.
I don't give a fuck. He's ripping us off!
I don't give a fuck. He's ripping us off!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know. It seems excessive.
I don't know. It seems excessive.
I don't know. It was stupid. You're right.
I don't know. It was stupid. You're right.
I don't want to be here, all right?
I don't want to be here, all right?
I dropped out of college after one semester.
I dropped out of college after one semester.
I dropped out of high school
I dropped out of high school
I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
I fall over, she revive me.
I fall over, she revive me.
I found this deal. And I'm over here
I found this deal. And I'm over here
I found this.
I found this.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucking hate Bush.
I fucking hate Bush.
I got three.
I got three.
I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
I guess it's going all right then.
I guess it's going all right then.
I guess not.
I guess not.
I guess so.
I guess so.
I had bad information.
I had bad information.
I had no clue what he was talking about.
I had no clue what he was talking about.
I had to lie. Iz hated the war.
I had to lie. Iz hated the war.
I have a big idea.
I have a big idea.
I have a Class 3 Firearms license.
I have a Class 3 Firearms license.
I have not been paid yet.
I have not been paid yet.
I have proof.
I have proof.
I have those bed sheets with me, and I would love for you to take a look.
I have those bed sheets with me, and I would love for you to take a look.
I have to ask myself,
I have to ask myself,
I hired this new guy, Ivan.
I hired this new guy, Ivan.
I introduced you to him.
I introduced you to him.
I just don't know if I'm ready yet.
I just don't know if I'm ready yet.
I just gave you $300 for some weed.
I just gave you $300 for some weed.
I just wanted to make it official.
I just wanted to make it official.
I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
I just wanted...
I just wanted...
I know another dealer nearby.
I know another dealer nearby.
I know you got another ****a in the crib.
I know you got another ****a in the crib.
I know you're upset.
I know you're upset.
I know!
I know!
I know.
I know.
I know. Because I didn't want to freak you out.
I know. Because I didn't want to freak you out.
I know. It's okay.
I know. It's okay.
I like fancy shit, that's my thing.
I like fancy shit, that's my thing.
I like your shades.
I like your shades.
I live on crumbs, like a rat.
I live on crumbs, like a rat.
I love you so much, Iz.
I love you so much, Iz.
I love you. Bye.
I love you. Bye.
I mean, it's pretty much top of the line for institutional use.
I mean, it's pretty much top of the line for institutional use.
I mean, no offense, but I'm against this war.
I mean, no offense, but I'm against this war.
I mean, not only was this guy saving the entire deal,
I mean, not only was this guy saving the entire deal,
I mean, we didn't even have a real bookkeeper.
I mean, we didn't even have a real bookkeeper.
I missed you, bro.
I missed you, bro.
I need to go back to Albania for a couple weeks.
I need to go back to Albania for a couple weeks.
I need you to know that you can tell me anything, David.
I need you to know that you can tell me anything, David.
I pled guilty and was sentenced to seven months house arrest.
I pled guilty and was sentenced to seven months house arrest.
I remember.
I remember.
I see $17,500.
I see $17,500.
I see a helmet, fire retardant gloves,
I see a helmet, fire retardant gloves,
I sell all kinds of shit to the Pentagon.
I sell all kinds of shit to the Pentagon.
I showed him the list and he can help.
I showed him the list and he can help.
I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I swear, no matter what happens for the rest of my life
I swear, no matter what happens for the rest of my life
I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
I think it's a great idea.
I think it's a great idea.
I think the most important thing to understand is
I think the most important thing to understand is
I think you meant to say,
I think you meant to say,
I think you should come work for me.
I think you should come work for me.
I thought he was still in LA.
I thought he was still in LA.
I thought that you said you sold,
I thought that you said you sold,
I thought we both felt that way!
I thought we both felt that way!
I thought we were gonna hang out.
I thought we were gonna hang out.
I thought you meant pillows!
I thought you meant pillows!
I told her that Efraim had great contacts in the government.
I told her that Efraim had great contacts in the government.
I told Iz we were doing conference calls with sheet suppliers in ****stan.
I told Iz we were doing conference calls with sheet suppliers in ****stan.
I want my cut. I'm out.
I want my cut. I'm out.
I want to apologize about Albania.
I want to apologize about Albania.
I want to figure out a way to cut this cocksucker out of the deal.
I want to figure out a way to cut this cocksucker out of the deal.
I was 22 years old
I was 22 years old
I was about to fire the entire office.
I was about to fire the entire office.
I was completely lost.
I was completely lost.
I was done with Albania.
I was done with Albania.
I was hoping to see you here.
I was hoping to see you here.
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
I was looking for the plumber's number
I was looking for the plumber's number
I was never going back.
I was never going back.
I was talking about America.
I was talking about America.
I was talking to our boy, Bashkim.
I was talking to our boy, Bashkim.
I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
I was wrong about you two.
I was wrong about you two.
I will get you your guns.
I will get you your guns.
I'd be curious to know what Henry is paying the Albanians for the AK ammo.
I'd be curious to know what Henry is paying the Albanians for the AK ammo.
I'd be done by now.
I'd be done by now.
I'd been working with Efraim for two months
I'd been working with Efraim for two months
I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
I'd sunk my entire life savings into 65 cases of premium bed sheets
I'd sunk my entire life savings into 65 cases of premium bed sheets
I'll give you $1,000 right now
I'll give you $1,000 right now
I'll just have a coffee. Thanks.
I'll just have a coffee. Thanks.
I'll make you rich.
I'll make you rich.
I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
I'm a few minutes early.
I'm a few minutes early.
I'm a trustworthy guy.
I'm a trustworthy guy.
I'm about to get out of here with my girl.
I'm about to get out of here with my girl.
I'm barred from doing any business with the U.S. government.
I'm barred from doing any business with the U.S. government.
I'm blowing off some steam.
I'm blowing off some steam.
I'm canceling you for cause.
I'm canceling you for cause.
I'm curious, how many millions?
I'm curious, how many millions?
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
I'm done, Efraim.
I'm done, Efraim.
I'm five months pregnant!
I'm five months pregnant!
I'm going to be on the next flight out of here if you pull that shit.
I'm going to be on the next flight out of here if you pull that shit.
I'm good, bro. I know how to take a piss, all right?
I'm good, bro. I know how to take a piss, all right?
I'm having a baby with!
I'm having a baby with!
I'm in Albania, at the hotel.
I'm in Albania, at the hotel.
I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
I'm just going to call you right back, okay?
I'm just going to call you right back, okay?
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm never going to lie to you again.
I'm never going to lie to you again.
I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,
I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,
I'm not an arms dealer.
I'm not an arms dealer.
I'm not bragging.
I'm not bragging.
I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious. You're not going to work here.
I'm serious. You're not going to work here.
I'm shutting you down.
I'm shutting you down.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, David.
I'm sorry, David.
I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?
I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?
I'm sorry, I don't speak Albanian!
I'm sorry, I don't speak Albanian!
I'm sorry, you're on a terrorist watch list?
I'm sorry, you're on a terrorist watch list?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm still confused, man.
I'm still confused, man.
I'm thinking about getting a place there.
I'm thinking about getting a place there.
I'm trying to find my friends.
I'm trying to find my friends.
I'm with a prostitute. What's up?
I'm with a prostitute. What's up?
I've been looking to bring somebody on for a while now.
I've been looking to bring somebody on for a while now.
I've seen it.
I've seen it.
I've thought about it a lot.
I've thought about it a lot.
I've thought it through.
I've thought it through.
IBM stands for International Business Machines.
IBM stands for International Business Machines.
If God were here,
If God were here,
If I asked you to build me a house,
If I asked you to build me a house,
If I wanted you dead, you'd already be dead.
If I wanted you dead, you'd already be dead.
If there's an entire defense industry,
If there's an entire defense industry,
If those Berettas are really in Amman
If those Berettas are really in Amman
If we fast forward to our third date.
If we fast forward to our third date.
If you bring it to me,
If you bring it to me,
If you do this, it'll ruin me. It'll ruin my family.
If you do this, it'll ruin me. It'll ruin my family.
If you see something interesting,
If you see something interesting,
Illinois for our big meeting
Illinois for our big meeting
Implicates you as well.
Implicates you as well.
In 2022, AEY will be eligible once again to bid on Federal contracts.
In 2022, AEY will be eligible once again to bid on Federal contracts.
In a speech today,
In a speech today,
In AEY by $10 million.
In AEY by $10 million.
In all fairness, there was never
In all fairness, there was never
In all that is wrong with the government's procurement process.
In all that is wrong with the government's procurement process.
In dealing with the Ministry of Customs.
In dealing with the Ministry of Customs.
In every country we do business with.
In every country we do business with.
In my mind, this is not a metaphorical debt.
In my mind, this is not a metaphorical debt.
In the back of a rusted out warehouse on the other side of the world.
In the back of a rusted out warehouse on the other side of the world.
In the end, the thing that did us in?
In the end, the thing that did us in?
In the middle of a worldwide shortage.
In the middle of a worldwide shortage.
Inside big wooden crates.
Inside big wooden crates.
Involving three separate audits
Involving three separate audits
Iraqi police force is depending on you.
Iraqi police force is depending on you.
Is either in on it or stupid.
Is either in on it or stupid.
Is getting a good deal on a defense contract.
Is getting a good deal on a defense contract.
Is make sure you get your money wired, okay?
Is make sure you get your money wired, okay?
Is that legal?
Is that legal?
Is that okay?
Is that okay?
Is this a fucking joke, David?
Is this a fucking joke, David?
Is this a fucking joke, man?
Is this a fucking joke, man?
Is this what you meant by mediation?
Is this what you meant by mediation?
Is to transfer those bullets into plastic bags
Is to transfer those bullets into plastic bags
It cost the American taxpayer $4. 5 billion each year
It cost the American taxpayer $4. 5 billion each year
It doesn't work like that. I bought them in bulk.
It doesn't work like that. I bought them in bulk.
It is a very reliable weapon.
It is a very reliable weapon.
It is much safer.
It is much safer.
It is updated by the minute.
It is updated by the minute.
It is. But I'm done.
It is. But I'm done.
It just... It just sounds professional.
It just... It just sounds professional.
It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.
It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.
It means it's from China.
It means it's from China.
It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
It meant we would never win another contract.
It meant we would never win another contract.
It reminds me so much of this story I once read.
It reminds me so much of this story I once read.
It shares a border with Iraq. It's a U.S. ally.
It shares a border with Iraq. It's a U.S. ally.
It took us three separate flights
It took us three separate flights
It was 5K, right?
It was 5K, right?
It was 10 times bigger than anything we'd closed so far.
It was 10 times bigger than anything we'd closed so far.
It was a setup.
It was a setup.
It was always okay.
It was always okay.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was cool until my uncle scumbagged me over 70 grand.
It was cool until my uncle scumbagged me over 70 grand.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
It was even better than we thought.
It was even better than we thought.
It was fucking surreal.
It was fucking surreal.
It was hard not to laugh.
It was hard not to laugh.
It was like a fucking museum in there.
It was like a fucking museum in there.
It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
It was pathetic.
It was pathetic.
It was really strong shit.
It was really strong shit.
It was ridiculous.
It was ridiculous.
It was said that Henry sold them the rope.
It was said that Henry sold them the rope.
It was supposed to be a 5K.
It was supposed to be a 5K.
It was time to change shit up.
It was time to change shit up.
It went off without a hitch.
It went off without a hitch.
It would be a logistical nightmare.
It would be a logistical nightmare.
It would be like wrapping a lizard in cashmere.
It would be like wrapping a lizard in cashmere.
It would be the biggest opportunity
It would be the biggest opportunity
It would require dozens of shipping outfits
It would require dozens of shipping outfits
It's a fucking gold rush.
It's a fucking gold rush.
It's a girl, right?
It's a girl, right?
It's a girl.
It's a girl.
It's a pain in the ass process
It's a pain in the ass process
It's a piece of my end on the Afghan deal.
It's a piece of my end on the Afghan deal.
It's all just sitting there.
It's all just sitting there.
It's all money and it all matters.
It's all money and it all matters.
It's all seized from the godfather himself.
It's all seized from the godfather himself.
It's an absolute pleasure.
It's an absolute pleasure.
It's an expense we can't justify, and we're just not interested.
It's an expense we can't justify, and we're just not interested.
It's as simple as that.
It's as simple as that.
It's called circumvention.
It's called circumvention.
It's chaos here! Fuck!
It's chaos here! Fuck!
It's Christmas?
It's Christmas?
It's cool, bro.
It's cool, bro.
It's cool. You don't have to make it weird, all right?
It's cool. You don't have to make it weird, all right?
It's Efraim and David.
It's Efraim and David.
It's Egyptian cotton, 400 thread count.
It's Egyptian cotton, 400 thread count.
It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing!
It's for you.
It's for you.
It's fucking crazy.
It's fucking crazy.
It's fucking genius.
It's fucking genius.
It's genius.
It's genius.
It's just the lying that kills me.
It's just the lying that kills me.
It's Lacoste. It's actually a crocodile.
It's Lacoste. It's actually a crocodile.
It's like 500 miles. We'll be there by morning.
It's like 500 miles. We'll be there by morning.
It's like Comic Con with grenades.
It's like Comic Con with grenades.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's not illegal.
It's not illegal.
It's not lost on me,
It's not lost on me,
It's not.
It's not.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. Border.
It's okay. Border.
It's okay. We have plenty of what you came for.
It's okay. We have plenty of what you came for.
It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.
It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.
It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.
It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.
It's our partnership agreement. 70 30.
It's our partnership agreement. 70 30.
It's run by this guy, Henry Girard.
It's run by this guy, Henry Girard.
It's weird. We were the same age, but I always looked up to Efraim.
It's weird. We were the same age, but I always looked up to Efraim.
It's, like, five more minutes. You got somewhere you gotta be?
It's, like, five more minutes. You got somewhere you gotta be?
It's, uh, 7:30 in the morning.
It's, uh, 7:30 in the morning.
Iz is going to hate me forever.
Iz is going to hate me forever.
Iz, I'm sorry.
Iz, I'm sorry.
Iz, what happened?
Iz, what happened?
Iz, would you stop, please?
Iz, would you stop, please?
Iz!
Iz!
Iz?
Iz?
Iz?
Iz?
Jerk men off the rest of your life?
Jerk men off the rest of your life?
Jerry, good to see you.
Jerry, good to see you.
Jordan Goldfarb?
Jordan Goldfarb?
Jordan the country.
Jordan the country.
Jordan...
Jordan...
Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
Just admit it.
Just admit it.
Just for me. I...
Just for me. I...
Just getting ready to leave.
Just getting ready to leave.
Just to pay the air conditioning bills
Just to pay the air conditioning bills
Kip, take these boys over to the cage, get them paid.
Kip, take these boys over to the cage, get them paid.
Last week, I shipped 400 gas masks to American Special Forces in Iraq.
Last week, I shipped 400 gas masks to American Special Forces in Iraq.
Ledgers, bank statements, phony purchase orders,
Ledgers, bank statements, phony purchase orders,
Left the number with your mom.
Left the number with your mom.
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight. I'm in Albania right now
Let me get this straight. I'm in Albania right now
Let me guess. You didn't want to freak me out?
Let me guess. You didn't want to freak me out?
Let me help you, David.
Let me help you, David.
Let me remind you that we have a contract.
Let me remind you that we have a contract.
Let's go for a ride.
Let's go for a ride.
Let's go get fucking paid.
Let's go get fucking paid.
Let's go run some fucking guns.
Let's go run some fucking guns.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Like a terrorist watch list?
Like a terrorist watch list?
Like every other piece of shit in your miserable, rat fuck profession.
Like every other piece of shit in your miserable, rat fuck profession.
Like, on your chest or whatever?
Like, on your chest or whatever?
Like, seized weapons to gun nuts on the Internet.
Like, seized weapons to gun nuts on the Internet.
Lindsey Michaels from Army Command, Picatinny.
Lindsey Michaels from Army Command, Picatinny.
Listen, I'm not saying I like it,
Listen, I'm not saying I like it,
Listen.
Listen.
Look at all this cash, bro. What would you call him?
Look at all this cash, bro. What would you call him?
Look at the bright side.
Look at the bright side.
Look at this fucking place. Oh, my God.
Look at this fucking place. Oh, my God.
Look at this towel. Okay?
Look at this towel. Okay?
Look like he going to church.
Look like he going to church.
Look, I can't support a kid by giving massages.
Look, I can't support a kid by giving massages.
Look, I don't know
Look, I don't know
Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here.
Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here.
Look, I'm late for a flight. I'll be back next week.
Look, I'm late for a flight. I'll be back next week.
Look, I'm serious, okay?
Look, I'm serious, okay?
Look, the Pentagon wants 100 million rounds of AK 47 ammo
Look, the Pentagon wants 100 million rounds of AK 47 ammo
Look, these are her friends. This is her dinner party.
Look, these are her friends. This is her dinner party.
Look, we got a problem with the AK ammunition.
Look, we got a problem with the AK ammunition.
Look, we were told that you know people in the government,
Look, we were told that you know people in the government,
Look, you don't have to go back.
Look, you don't have to go back.
Look.
Look.
Looking like Jay Leno and shit.
Looking like Jay Leno and shit.
Made and manufactured in Italy.
Made and manufactured in Italy.
Makes, models, weights, where it was made.
Makes, models, weights, where it was made.
Mami, come on. I could have gone to Cuba and back.
Mami, come on. I could have gone to Cuba and back.
Man, eight fucking weeks in Albania.
Man, eight fucking weeks in Albania.
Man, fuck the American taxpayer.
Man, fuck the American taxpayer.
Man, get the fuck out of here.
Man, get the fuck out of here.
Marlboro!
Marlboro!
Marlboro?
Marlboro?
Massaging rich dudes in Miami Beach for 75 bucks an hour.
Massaging rich dudes in Miami Beach for 75 bucks an hour.
May I speak with David Packouz?
May I speak with David Packouz?
Maybe you should call my uncle.
Maybe you should call my uncle.
Me and Iz are going to rallies and signing petitions.
Me and Iz are going to rallies and signing petitions.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Medical bills are through the roof.
Medical bills are through the roof.
Merry Christmas, Efraim.
Merry Christmas, Efraim.
Merry Christmas. I love you.
Merry Christmas. I love you.
Met the family, grabbed a couple sandwiches.
Met the family, grabbed a couple sandwiches.
Millions.
Millions.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Most of this shit hadn't seen daylight
Most of this shit hadn't seen daylight
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker! He ripped us off!
Motherfucker! He ripped us off!
Mr. President, we want to thank you
Mr. President, we want to thank you
Multiple vendors from all around the world.
Multiple vendors from all around the world.
My driver in Albania went missing.
My driver in Albania went missing.
My guys need to be paid.
My guys need to be paid.
My name is David Packouz.
My name is David Packouz.
My only issue was, what would I tell Iz?
My only issue was, what would I tell Iz?
My plan was to sell quality bed sheets wholesale
My plan was to sell quality bed sheets wholesale
My team and I are working on a solution right now.
My team and I are working on a solution right now.
My wife and I are having serious financial problems.
My wife and I are having serious financial problems.
Nice to meet you, Enver.
Nice to meet you, Enver.
Nice.
Nice.
No kidding.
No kidding.
No offense, Ralph, but I'm not sure you've ever met the real Efraim.
No offense, Ralph, but I'm not sure you've ever met the real Efraim.
No one ever heard from Bashkim again.
No one ever heard from Bashkim again.
No one really cares about old people.
No one really cares about old people.
No problem. Petrol free in Iraq.
No problem. Petrol free in Iraq.
No shit.
No shit.
No way. Alligator.
No way. Alligator.
No women.
No women.
No, but the Pentagon does.
No, but the Pentagon does.
No, David Packouz from AEY.
No, David Packouz from AEY.
No, David, you lied to me.
No, David, you lied to me.
No, hey, five more minutes, please? Please?
No, hey, five more minutes, please? Please?
No, I didn't know that.
No, I didn't know that.
No, I didn't!
No, I didn't!
No, I mean what do the letters mean?
No, I mean what do the letters mean?
No, I miss
No, I miss
No, I was fucking her.
No, I was fucking her.
No, I'm just at the hotel. We're about to have some breakfast.
No, I'm just at the hotel. We're about to have some breakfast.
No, listen to me.
No, listen to me.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, she's going to suck your cock every day for a year.
No, she's going to suck your cock every day for a year.
No, you're not in this alone.
No, you're not in this alone.
No! I know what it feels like to fuck somebody.
No! I know what it feels like to fuck somebody.
No.
No.
Not a problem.
Not a problem.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore. Now it's an Albanian towel.
Not anymore. Now it's an Albanian towel.
Not just warehouse.
Not just warehouse.
Not only did they let me in, they brought me room service.
Not only did they let me in, they brought me room service.
Not taking shit from anyone.
Not taking shit from anyone.
Not to mention,
Not to mention,
Not to worry.
Not to worry.
Now he drives a Porsche.
Now he drives a Porsche.
Now I only sell to one gun nut.
Now I only sell to one gun nut.
Now I'm not even going to pay for breakfast.
Now I'm not even going to pay for breakfast.
Now you're just making shit up.
Now you're just making shit up.
Now, tell him the other best part.
Now, tell him the other best part.
Now, what's going on?
Now, what's going on?
Now's not a good time.
Now's not a good time.
Obviously, he doesn't know what 50 50 means.
Obviously, he doesn't know what 50 50 means.
Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
Of course.
Of course.
Of illegal Chinese ammunition that you sold us.
Of illegal Chinese ammunition that you sold us.
Of Soviet Bloc non standard weapons and ammo.
Of Soviet Bloc non standard weapons and ammo.
Oh, fuck! All right!
Oh, fuck! All right!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hey.
Oh, I bring you Kolonat. It's our McDonald's.
Oh, I bring you Kolonat. It's our McDonald's.
Oh, it's a beautiful place.
Oh, it's a beautiful place.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Okay.
Oh, my God. Okay.
Oh, my God. You're so stoned, aren't you?
Oh, my God. You're so stoned, aren't you?
Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.
Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.
Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
Oh, yeah? Which one?
Oh, yeah? Which one?
Oh, you know I was working for my uncle, right?
Oh, you know I was working for my uncle, right?
Oh! Fuck, man.
Oh! Fuck, man.
Oh. It's for you.
Oh. It's for you.
Oh. What's going on over here? Huh?
Oh. What's going on over here? Huh?
Okay, deal.
Okay, deal.
Okay, good. Well, at least you thought it through.
Okay, good. Well, at least you thought it through.
Okay, how much for the AK ammo?
Okay, how much for the AK ammo?
Okay, look, Enver. Listen to me.
Okay, look, Enver. Listen to me.
Okay, so what do we tell the Italians?
Okay, so what do we tell the Italians?
Okay, well, thank you for your time.
Okay, well, thank you for your time.
Okay, what do you want me to do?
Okay, what do you want me to do?
Okay, you need to get dressed and come with me right now.
Okay, you need to get dressed and come with me right now.
Okay? And nobody was buying the bed sheets.
Okay? And nobody was buying the bed sheets.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, go ahead.
Okay. All right, go ahead.
Okay. Aren't you going to ask me why I called the plumber?
Okay. Aren't you going to ask me why I called the plumber?
Okay. At least I hit something.
Okay. At least I hit something.
Okay. But at the end, the guys have to come, right?
Okay. But at the end, the guys have to come, right?
Okay. How many crates?
Okay. How many crates?
Okay. I'm going to talk very seriously.
Okay. I'm going to talk very seriously.
Okay. Thanks.
Okay. Thanks.
On December 8th, 2007,
On December 8th, 2007,
On site, in person.
On site, in person.
On this fucking thing?
On this fucking thing?
On your computer and I saw the photos.
On your computer and I saw the photos.
One of you just said
One of you just said
One supplier who could fill the entire Afghan deal.
One supplier who could fill the entire Afghan deal.
Options? What kind of options?
Options? What kind of options?
Or at least what he thought was 25%.
Or at least what he thought was 25%.
Or if you're just trying to goose your profits
Or if you're just trying to goose your profits
Or some shit about the other guy hating our freedom.
Or some shit about the other guy hating our freedom.
Or that you jerk guys off for money.
Or that you jerk guys off for money.
Our bid was too attractive to pass up.
Our bid was too attractive to pass up.
Our bid was too attractive to pass up.
Our bid was too attractive to pass up.
Our driver Bashkim introduced us to his friend
Our driver Bashkim introduced us to his friend
Our entire business was riding on the word of an 11 year old translator.
Our entire business was riding on the word of an 11 year old translator.
Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital.
Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital.
Our wartime Commander in Chief...
Our wartime Commander in Chief...
Out of all the illegal shit we did,
Out of all the illegal shit we did,
Over two million soldiers
Over two million soldiers
Overfunded U.S. Military.
Overfunded U.S. Military.
Pa.
Pa.
Packouz, please tell me
Packouz, please tell me
Parachute pants.
Parachute pants.
Pete's fucked.
Pete's fucked.
Pick it up, I want to listen.
Pick it up, I want to listen.
Please! Please!
Please! Please!
Please.
Please.
President Bush said that contrary to reports
President Bush said that contrary to reports
President of AEY, sir.
President of AEY, sir.
Pretty much. I mean,
Pretty much. I mean,
Pretty sick, huh?
Pretty sick, huh?
Probably. Mmm.
Probably. Mmm.
Put it this way. I did over 200K in the past eight weeks.
Put it this way. I did over 200K in the past eight weeks.
Put it this way. I sell him his shit.
Put it this way. I sell him his shit.
Ralph put up the money to back the deals in exchange for 25% of the company.
Ralph put up the money to back the deals in exchange for 25% of the company.
Ralph Slutsky was Efraim's silent partner.
Ralph Slutsky was Efraim's silent partner.
Ralph was so happy with his returns
Ralph was so happy with his returns
Ralph was under the impression
Ralph was under the impression
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Really?
Really?
Really? Because I kept everything, you dumb fuck!
Really? Because I kept everything, you dumb fuck!
Really? What for?
Really? What for?
Really? Why is he calling me?
Really? Why is he calling me?
Relax, bro.
Relax, bro.
Remember a few weeks ago, in the car on the way home from my mom's house?
Remember a few weeks ago, in the car on the way home from my mom's house?
Remember Little League?
Remember Little League?
Remember, there's been an arms embargo against China since Tiananmen Square.
Remember, there's been an arms embargo against China since Tiananmen Square.
Repack what?
Repack what?
Repackage Chinese ammo.
Repackage Chinese ammo.
Right away, sir.
Right away, sir.
Right now, it's packed in heavy tins
Right now, it's packed in heavy tins
Right now?
Right now?
Right, of course. It's 9:00 a.m. in Baghdad.
Right, of course. It's 9:00 a.m. in Baghdad.
Right. But then, one year, somebody's mom complained?
Right. But then, one year, somebody's mom complained?
Right. Well, how were these stored?
Right. Well, how were these stored?
Rosen is her friend now? That Jew fuck?
Rosen is her friend now? That Jew fuck?
Run, motherfucker! Jump in!
Run, motherfucker! Jump in!
Say dada. Say dada.
Say dada. Say dada.
Scarface wasn't even on TV last night.
Scarface wasn't even on TV last night.
Searching for overlooked contracts that we could squeeze our way into.
Searching for overlooked contracts that we could squeeze our way into.
See that? Come on.
See that? Come on.
See what I'm talking about? Iraq is dope.
See what I'm talking about? Iraq is dope.
See? You don't know.
See? You don't know.
Seriously, I need the help.
Seriously, I need the help.
Seriously, what the fuck are we going to do?
Seriously, what the fuck are we going to do?
Seriously.
Seriously.
She also hated the mountain of bed sheets that were taking up half our apartment.
She also hated the mountain of bed sheets that were taking up half our apartment.
She had two cousins serving in Iraq.
She had two cousins serving in Iraq.
She said her husband didn't come home last night.
She said her husband didn't come home last night.
She still hates me, huh?
She still hates me, huh?
She's very worried. It is not like him.
She's very worried. It is not like him.
Shit, did I wake you?
Shit, did I wake you?
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shot up by the Taliban give a shit where their ammo comes from?
Shot up by the Taliban give a shit where their ammo comes from?
Should I just call him back and tell him the truth?
Should I just call him back and tell him the truth?
Since the Cold War.
Since the Cold War.
Sir, I need you to work with us a little on this.
Sir, I need you to work with us a little on this.
Sirs.
Sirs.
Six months ago, I was a massage therapist in Miami Beach.
Six months ago, I was a massage therapist in Miami Beach.
Sleep. I got her.
Sleep. I got her.
So 50 men, eight weeks.
So 50 men, eight weeks.
So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field
So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field
So Efraim thought it'd be a good idea to get high in the parking lot.
So Efraim thought it'd be a good idea to get high in the parking lot.
So I had Warren draft up a severance agreement.
So I had Warren draft up a severance agreement.
So I hid some money under the sink.
So I hid some money under the sink.
So I lied.
So I lied.
So I said, You know what would be interesting to me, Bashkim?
So I said, You know what would be interesting to me, Bashkim?
So probably should have been invited to whatever this is.
So probably should have been invited to whatever this is.
So they have to dispose of all of their Soviet era weapons.
So they have to dispose of all of their Soviet era weapons.
So we could disguise it and sell it to the U.S. government.
So we could disguise it and sell it to the U.S. government.
So we discussed it, and we'd like to move forward.
So we discussed it, and we'd like to move forward.
So we have to show them our balls.
So we have to show them our balls.
So we took matters into our own hands.
So we took matters into our own hands.
So we're just combining forces right now.
So we're just combining forces right now.
So what, you sell these things to the Pentagon?
So what, you sell these things to the Pentagon?
So you stuffed me in the trunk of a car and shoved a gun in my face by mistake?
So you stuffed me in the trunk of a car and shoved a gun in my face by mistake?
So, Andrew told me
So, Andrew told me
So, basically, you're a fat retarded kid.
So, basically, you're a fat retarded kid.
So, I don't get it.
So, I don't get it.
So, I should probably return four fifths of the money.
So, I should probably return four fifths of the money.
So, show us what you got.
So, show us what you got.
So, what happened with LA, man?
So, what happened with LA, man?
So, where do you go to arm an entire country?
So, where do you go to arm an entire country?
So, you guys want to know the sex?
So, you guys want to know the sex?
Some guys?
Some guys?
Some guys?
Some guys?
Sometimes we fight with our friends.
Sometimes we fight with our friends.
Sorry things have gotten so crazy.
Sorry things have gotten so crazy.
Sorry, I have a question.
Sorry, I have a question.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Excuse me.
Sorry. Excuse me.
Sorry. It fell.
Sorry. It fell.
Stop! I don't understand!
Stop! I don't understand!
Stop! I don't understand!
Stop! I don't understand!
Storage for the Albanian army.
Storage for the Albanian army.
Straighten this shit out.
Straighten this shit out.
Stuffed into our Army issued duffel bags.
Stuffed into our Army issued duffel bags.
Sure, most of these guys didn't know who AEY was.
Sure, most of these guys didn't know who AEY was.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. No problem.
Sure. No problem.
T o who do you report a crime?
T o who do you report a crime?
Tell her I don't know her husband.
Tell her I don't know her husband.
Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades.
Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades.
Tell him in gibberish.
Tell him in gibberish.
Tell him the best part.
Tell him the best part.
Tell him.
Tell him.
Than a lifetime of massages.
Than a lifetime of massages.
Thank you for the sign.
Thank you for the sign.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Bye.
Thank you. Bye.
Thank you. I mean, that's great to hear because we really worked hard on this.
Thank you. I mean, that's great to hear because we really worked hard on this.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
That country is one giant arsenal.
That country is one giant arsenal.
That Efraim was an observant Jew
That Efraim was an observant Jew
That gave us enough capital to pursue more deals
That gave us enough capital to pursue more deals
That giant defense contractors ignore.
That giant defense contractors ignore.
That guy was not fucking around.
That guy was not fucking around.
That he increased his original investment
That he increased his original investment
That his uncle is the one who stole the money from him.
That his uncle is the one who stole the money from him.
That is absolutely a fact.
That is absolutely a fact.
That is so mean.
That is so mean.
That maybe you can help us out.
That maybe you can help us out.
That meant fewer flights using lighter planes burning less fuel.
That meant fewer flights using lighter planes burning less fuel.
That motherfucker is paying two and a half cents a round.
That motherfucker is paying two and a half cents a round.
That sounds illegal.
That sounds illegal.
That was Aladdin. They're in the lobby.
That was Aladdin. They're in the lobby.
That was so easy.
That was so easy.
That was the sickest. He was unbeatable.
That was the sickest. He was unbeatable.
That we 'd be done.
That we 'd be done.
That went on for months.
That went on for months.
That would give context to this story.
That would give context to this story.
That you want ammunition repacked.
That you want ammunition repacked.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
That's a Jericho 941 pointed at my head.
That's a Jericho 941 pointed at my head.
That's Brazilian and it's shit.
That's Brazilian and it's shit.
That's everything that's been delivered on the Afghan deal.
That's everything that's been delivered on the Afghan deal.
That's fucking...
That's fucking...
That's going to win this deal for us.
That's going to win this deal for us.
That's great news, Captain Santos.
That's great news, Captain Santos.
That's great, right?
That's great, right?
That's interesting.
That's interesting.
That's it.
That's it.
That's kind of like what's happening here.
That's kind of like what's happening here.
That's my best friend, David.
That's my best friend, David.
That's not the point!
That's not the point!
That's not true, it gets worse.
That's not true, it gets worse.
That's not why he's on the list.
That's not why he's on the list.
That's okay, Gary.
That's okay, Gary.
That's real money, motherfucker! Fuck!
That's real money, motherfucker! Fuck!
That's really nice of you, Efraim.
That's really nice of you, Efraim.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. That's the AEY guarantee, bitch.
That's right. That's the AEY guarantee, bitch.
That's what I always say. Vegas is a two day town.
That's what I always say. Vegas is a two day town.
That's what I'm fucking talking about!
That's what I'm fucking talking about!
That's what it costs to outfit one American soldier.
That's what it costs to outfit one American soldier.
That's why I like the arms business.
That's why I like the arms business.
That's why nobody's here.
That's why nobody's here.
That's your baby's heartbeat.
That's your baby's heartbeat.
The AK ammunition, it's Chinese.
The AK ammunition, it's Chinese.
The American Embassy offered little to no help
The American Embassy offered little to no help
The Beretta deal was massive.
The Beretta deal was massive.
The big deal is you hid it from me!
The big deal is you hid it from me!
The bullets!
The bullets!
The entire defense industry was scrambling over this deal.
The entire defense industry was scrambling over this deal.
The fact that you sell bed sheets to old age homes
The fact that you sell bed sheets to old age homes
The first thing that I'm going do when I land
The first thing that I'm going do when I land
The government had a public website
The government had a public website
The guy I told you about. Efraim Diveroli?
The guy I told you about. Efraim Diveroli?
The Herstal 556 light machine gun.
The Herstal 556 light machine gun.
The lawyer.
The lawyer.
The more Efraim talked, the more it made sense.
The more Efraim talked, the more it made sense.
The one banning all arms shipments to Iraq.
The one banning all arms shipments to Iraq.
The one you got arrested with?
The one you got arrested with?
The original packaging, it's too heavy.
The original packaging, it's too heavy.
The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army.
The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army.
The Pentagon's arming the Afghans for the next 30 years.
The Pentagon's arming the Afghans for the next 30 years.
The pipe is leaking in the guest bathroom.
The pipe is leaking in the guest bathroom.
The President said, That's ridiculous.
The President said, That's ridiculous.
The problem is, I don't trust anyone.
The problem is, I don't trust anyone.
The reason I went to Albania was to repackage Chinese ammunition
The reason I went to Albania was to repackage Chinese ammunition
The sacrifice you're making for this company.
The sacrifice you're making for this company.
The State Department launched a full scale investigation,
The State Department launched a full scale investigation,
The story tonight that has Pentagon officials scrambling.
The story tonight that has Pentagon officials scrambling.
The U.S. government can't do business with directly.
The U.S. government can't do business with directly.
The U.S. government wants to look the other way.
The U.S. government wants to look the other way.
The U.S. Military, motherfucker.
The U.S. Military, motherfucker.
The war is happening.
The war is happening.
Their whole family stopped talking to him over it.
Their whole family stopped talking to him over it.
Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad?
Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad?
Then we repackaged it and sold it to the U. S. Military.
Then we repackaged it and sold it to the U. S. Military.
Then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.
Then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.
Then who did you hide it from?
Then who did you hide it from?
Then why would you expect me to?
Then why would you expect me to?
Then you should know.
Then you should know.
There are some guys here to see you.
There are some guys here to see you.
There are tens of thousands of solicitations on this website.
There are tens of thousands of solicitations on this website.
There is no table of contents in the Book of Life.
There is no table of contents in the Book of Life.
There was almost $3 million in cash
There was almost $3 million in cash
There's a dead body in the gas station!
There's a dead body in the gas station!
There's a fucking dead body in there, man!
There's a fucking dead body in there, man!
There's a lot I could say about this period in my life
There's a lot I could say about this period in my life
There's Chinese writing on every fucking crate.
There's Chinese writing on every fucking crate.
There's dead bodies, relax.
There's dead bodies, relax.
There's this place by the hotel. It's pretty good.
There's this place by the hotel. It's pretty good.
These listings seemed to go on forever.
These listings seemed to go on forever.
These sheets,
These sheets,
They are going to stop work.
They are going to stop work.
They are literally dismantling it and turning it into scrap.
They are literally dismantling it and turning it into scrap.
They busted Ralph at one of his shops in the middle of a work day.
They busted Ralph at one of his shops in the middle of a work day.
They called guys like us war dogs.
They called guys like us war dogs.
They don't want to, they have to.
They don't want to, they have to.
They fucked us. Okay? We got played.
They fucked us. Okay? We got played.
They fucking worked.
They fucking worked.
They gave all these no bid contracts to Cheney's boys, and they got caught.
They gave all these no bid contracts to Cheney's boys, and they got caught.
They had us dead to rights.
They had us dead to rights.
They let me in.
They let me in.
They never found a note, they never found a body.
They never found a note, they never found a body.
They spent decades preparing for a Western invasion that never came.
They spent decades preparing for a Western invasion that never came.
They tell you it gets better.
They tell you it gets better.
They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy
They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy
They're building a whole army.
They're building a whole army.
They're in a hangar in Amman. Totally safe.
They're in a hangar in Amman. Totally safe.
They're in the process of joining NATO,
They're in the process of joining NATO,
They're sending 5,000 Berettas to a country they have no issue with.
They're sending 5,000 Berettas to a country they have no issue with.
They're stopping.
They're stopping.
Think about it. We'll also save a fortune on shipping.
Think about it. We'll also save a fortune on shipping.
Think eBay, but for war.
Think eBay, but for war.
This is about being pro money.
This is about being pro money.
This is C.J. Chivers with The New York Times.
This is C.J. Chivers with The New York Times.
This is Captain Santos in Baghdad
This is Captain Santos in Baghdad
This is David.
This is David.
This is Enver. I grew up with him.
This is Enver. I grew up with him.
This is my business associate, David Packouz.
This is my business associate, David Packouz.
This is my colleague, Efraim Diveroli.
This is my colleague, Efraim Diveroli.
This is my partner I was telling you about.
This is my partner I was telling you about.
This is the best smuggler in all of Jordan?
This is the best smuggler in all of Jordan?
This is the job.
This is the job.
This is the whole fucking pie.
This is the whole fucking pie.
This is the whole fucking pie.
This is the whole fucking pie.
This is very impressive.
This is very impressive.
This is work. I have to take it.
This is work. I have to take it.
This was next level shit.
This was next level shit.
This was the chance of a lifetime.
This was the chance of a lifetime.
This was the magic bullet.
This was the magic bullet.
This white bo wild.
This white bo wild.
This whole time I never thought about what you must be going through.
This whole time I never thought about what you must be going through.
This would come to be known as the Afghan deal.
This would come to be known as the Afghan deal.
This would come to be known as the Afghan deal.
This would come to be known as the Afghan deal.
This wouldn't just put us in contention.
This wouldn't just put us in contention.
Those guns were coming direct out of Italy.
Those guns were coming direct out of Italy.
Three hundred. I like it.
Three hundred. I like it.
Through the Iraqi desert
Through the Iraqi desert
Through the Triangle of Death?
Through the Triangle of Death?
To all the retirement homes in South Florida.
To all the retirement homes in South Florida.
To all the Robbie Friedmans of the world.
To all the Robbie Friedmans of the world.
To do business with the people in places
To do business with the people in places
To find out what my competitor's bidding on a contract.
To find out what my competitor's bidding on a contract.
To live with his uncle in 10th grade.
To live with his uncle in 10th grade.
To my partner, David. The world is yours.
To my partner, David. The world is yours.
To penny pinching retirement homes
To penny pinching retirement homes
To pick us up at the airport
To pick us up at the airport
To protect Israel from her enemies.
To protect Israel from her enemies.
To source a deal of this magnitude
To source a deal of this magnitude
To submit our bid before the government's deadline.
To submit our bid before the government's deadline.
To the Afghan army.
To the Afghan army.
To the Pentagon.
To the Pentagon.
Too many crates. We need to streamline.
Too many crates. We need to streamline.
Totally legit.
Totally legit.
Trust me, it's Chinese.
Trust me, it's Chinese.
Trust me, you don't want to be here.
Trust me, you don't want to be here.
Trying to bang some Cuban chick who's waiting for me at my table.
Trying to bang some Cuban chick who's waiting for me at my table.
Turkish. Made in Turkey.
Turkish. Made in Turkey.
Two weeks later, we were in Rock Island,
Two weeks later, we were in Rock Island,
Two, three months.
Two, three months.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. No, no, no. I said I need two trucks.
Uh huh. No, no, no. I said I need two trucks.
Uh, actually, IBM stands for International Business Machines.
Uh, actually, IBM stands for International Business Machines.
Uh, hey, before I go,
Uh, hey, before I go,
Uh, I finished about 1 K of it.
Uh, I finished about 1 K of it.
Uh, sir, if you give me the chance
Uh, sir, if you give me the chance
Uh, who gives a fuck how these were stored?
Uh, who gives a fuck how these were stored?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Um, I have a question.
Um, I have a question.
Um, I'm not sure.
Um, I'm not sure.
Um, no, I don't.
Um, no, I don't.
Understood.
Understood.
Understood. But how many actual crates?
Understood. But how many actual crates?
Us.
Us.
Us.
Us.
Vegas X is where military and manufacturers
Vegas X is where military and manufacturers
Very impressive.
Very impressive.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Wait, that's got to be a typo.
Wait, that's got to be a typo.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, what now?
Wait, what now?
Wait, what? We never have ice cream.
Wait, what? We never have ice cream.
Wait! No!
Wait! No!
Wanna do a bong hit?
Wanna do a bong hit?
Want to try?
Want to try?
War is an economy.
War is an economy.
We are honored to be serving our country,
We are honored to be serving our country,
We both did.
We both did.
We bought matching Porsches.
We bought matching Porsches.
We bought two apartments in the same building.
We bought two apartments in the same building.
We can't push our luck with this shit, man.
We can't push our luck with this shit, man.
We did run yeshiva.
We did run yeshiva.
We did run yeshiva.
We did run yeshiva.
We didn't even have plans when we attacked Iraq.
We didn't even have plans when we attacked Iraq.
We didn't have real books.
We didn't have real books.
We didn't take shit from anyone.
We didn't take shit from anyone.
We don't know if we're at the beginning of a new chapter, or the end of a story.
We don't know if we're at the beginning of a new chapter, or the end of a story.
We don't know that yet.
We don't know that yet.
We don't touch the guns, we don't see the guns.
We don't touch the guns, we don't see the guns.
We drive through all triangles, including your mom's.
We drive through all triangles, including your mom's.
We either repack this shit and send it off
We either repack this shit and send it off
We feel like we're in good hands on this one.
We feel like we're in good hands on this one.
We fight.
We fight.
We forged it all.
We forged it all.
We fucking won!
We fucking won!
We go to work now?
We go to work now?
We got a military escort to the airport
We got a military escort to the airport
We got back with just enough time
We got back with just enough time
We gotta talk, whatever, okay?
We gotta talk, whatever, okay?
We had to fabricate AEY's accounting
We had to fabricate AEY's accounting
We had to go for it.
We had to go for it.
We have 68,520 crates.
We have 68,520 crates.
We have 700 more like it across the country.
We have 700 more like it across the country.
We have a problem and You have a problem.
We have a problem and You have a problem.
We have a serious fucking problem.
We have a serious fucking problem.
We have to go to Jordan. Like, ASAP.
We have to go to Jordan. Like, ASAP.
We have two options.
We have two options.
We just got the Beretta deal.
We just got the Beretta deal.
We just told you.
We just told you.
We keep going back and forth on it.
We keep going back and forth on it.
We might actually win this thing.
We might actually win this thing.
We need our guns today.
We need our guns today.
We need to be fucking thugs, you understand?
We need to be fucking thugs, you understand?
We never even leave the office.
We never even leave the office.
We quickly learned that
We quickly learned that
We really are.
We really are.
We really have to go, David.
We really have to go, David.
We said we'd tell each other everything.
We said we'd tell each other everything.
We spoke on the phone.
We spoke on the phone.
We stopped for gas in Fallujah?
We stopped for gas in Fallujah?
We thought we ran South Beach.
We thought we ran South Beach.
We thought we ran South Beach.
We thought we ran South Beach.
We told Ralph we only made $3 million on that one.
We told Ralph we only made $3 million on that one.
We trade out all the big, heavy wooden crates
We trade out all the big, heavy wooden crates
We use church, hospital, school.
We use church, hospital, school.
We use Jordan.
We use Jordan.
We waited five months.
We waited five months.
We went to camp together.
We went to camp together.
We were fucked. The ammo was worthless
We were fucked. The ammo was worthless
We were never best friends.
We were never best friends.
We were pretty fucking nervous.
We were pretty fucking nervous.
We were trading heavy wooden crates for light cardboard boxes.
We were trading heavy wooden crates for light cardboard boxes.
We will. But we are very interested.
We will. But we are very interested.
We work for the government. We're middlemen.
We work for the government. We're middlemen.
We would increase our profit margin by almost $3 million.
We would increase our profit margin by almost $3 million.
We would lighten our overall load by 180 tons.
We would lighten our overall load by 180 tons.
We'd be back in the office, working the phones.
We'd be back in the office, working the phones.
We'd buy seized weapons at police auctions and resell them on the Internet.
We'd buy seized weapons at police auctions and resell them on the Internet.
We'd now be selling sheets to the free spending,
We'd now be selling sheets to the free spending,
We'd probably fight with Him too.
We'd probably fight with Him too.
We'll call you in a couple days. Okay?
We'll call you in a couple days. Okay?
We're about to eat. My mom's waiting.
We're about to eat. My mom's waiting.
We're about to make a decision on those RFPs.
We're about to make a decision on those RFPs.
We're coming down.
We're coming down.
We're doing God's work, Ralph.
We're doing God's work, Ralph.
We're going to deliver. I already figured it out.
We're going to deliver. I already figured it out.
We're going to get right on that.
We're going to get right on that.
We're going to leave before you think of something else to say.
We're going to leave before you think of something else to say.
We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
We're gonna grab lunch.
We're gonna grab lunch.
We're in a Muslim country, I can't even get a blowjob!
We're in a Muslim country, I can't even get a blowjob!
We're making money, okay?
We're making money, okay?
We're okay.
We're okay.
We're partners, remember?
We're partners, remember?
We're shipping a large quantity of ammunition
We're shipping a large quantity of ammunition
We're talking exclusive access to a stockpile
We're talking exclusive access to a stockpile
We've been trying to reach you for two days!
We've been trying to reach you for two days!
Welcome, AEY.
Welcome, AEY.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Well, according to my source, there's an ongoing investigation
Well, according to my source, there's an ongoing investigation
Well, are you familiar with the Corvus TP1 9?
Well, are you familiar with the Corvus TP1 9?
Well, at $29 per unit, it's far from excessive.
Well, at $29 per unit, it's far from excessive.
Well, he does.
Well, he does.
Well, his cousin, Rebecca, is an old friend of mine.
Well, his cousin, Rebecca, is an old friend of mine.
Well, technically, we're not supposed to discuss that with you,
Well, technically, we're not supposed to discuss that with you,
Well, that saves us a trip.
Well, that saves us a trip.
Well, this happened.
Well, this happened.
Well, we won't let you down,
Well, we won't let you down,
Well, you tell them AEY has got them covered.
Well, you tell them AEY has got them covered.
What a bunch of assholes.
What a bunch of assholes.
What a fucking piece of shit! Do you believe this fucking guy?
What a fucking piece of shit! Do you believe this fucking guy?
What a fucking tool. What's up, bro?
What a fucking tool. What's up, bro?
What are they even doing in Jordan?
What are they even doing in Jordan?
What are we supposed to do?
What are we supposed to do?
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? I was there, I saw the ammo.
What are you talking about? I was there, I saw the ammo.
What did you mean by that, exactly?
What did you mean by that, exactly?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What do you know about war?
What do you know about war?
What do you mean, all the bullets are right here?
What do you mean, all the bullets are right here?
What do you mean? Like for the month?
What do you mean? Like for the month?
What do you mean? Like morally?
What do you mean? Like morally?
What do you see?
What do you see?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
What does AEY stand for?
What does AEY stand for?
What does IBM stand for? Nothing.
What does IBM stand for? Nothing.
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What else aren't you telling me?
What else aren't you telling me?
What guns, David?
What guns, David?
What happened to your nose?
What happened to your nose?
What happened? We done already?
What happened? We done already?
What if we repack them all?
What if we repack them all?
What if we repack?
What if we repack?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is this place?
What is this place?
What kind of guys?
What kind of guys?
What shit?
What shit?
What the fuck are my guns doing in Jordan?
What the fuck are my guns doing in Jordan?
What the fuck are you doing here, man?
What the fuck are you doing here, man?
What the fuck is it with this country?
What the fuck is it with this country?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck was that? Are you crazy?
What the fuck was that? Are you crazy?
What the fuck, man!
What the fuck, man!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck! It won't start!
What the fuck! It won't start!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Look.
What the fuck? Look.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
What time is it there?
What time is it there?
What we do is perfectly legal.
What we do is perfectly legal.
What would a bad man do?
What would a bad man do?
What, did you call my house?
What, did you call my house?
What, do you think I just got 4 million bucks laying around?
What, do you think I just got 4 million bucks laying around?
What, this?
What, this?
What, you think the Afghans who are getting
What, you think the Afghans who are getting
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? No, we said we needed a permit to fly them to Iraq.
What? No, we said we needed a permit to fly them to Iraq.
What? No. The funeral was really sad.
What? No. The funeral was really sad.
What? What are you talking about?
What? What are you talking about?
What? Yeah, why?
What? Yeah, why?
What's okay?
What's okay?
What's the big deal?
What's the big deal?
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
What's this?
What's this?
What's up with this ****a, man?
What's up with this ****a, man?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Whatever. Fuck him. I made a bunch of money.
Whatever. Fuck him. I made a bunch of money.
Whatever. People end up on that list for bringing scissors onto an airplane!
Whatever. People end up on that list for bringing scissors onto an airplane!
When does telling the truth ever help anybody?
When does telling the truth ever help anybody?
When it came to this shit, Efraim knew everything.
When it came to this shit, Efraim knew everything.
When life kicked me, I stayed down.
When life kicked me, I stayed down.
When they hung Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity
When they hung Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity
When they look at us, they're going to see two kids.
When they look at us, they're going to see two kids.
When we met in Vegas at the blackjack table,
When we met in Vegas at the blackjack table,
When you put it like that there's really only one option.
When you put it like that there's really only one option.
Where are we? Where's Marlboro?
Where are we? Where's Marlboro?
Where did you get this?
Where did you get this?
Where do you think they think that's going to come from?
Where do you think they think that's going to come from?
Where should we get dinner tonight?
Where should we get dinner tonight?
Where the fuck is Marlboro?
Where the fuck is Marlboro?
Where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct?
Where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct?
Where you been? Why aren't you answering your phone?
Where you been? Why aren't you answering your phone?
Which all added up to more money for us.
Which all added up to more money for us.
Which is exactly what we did.
Which is exactly what we did.
Which is why we must be grateful
Which is why we must be grateful
While going through Efraim's computer, they even found a to do list that said,
While going through Efraim's computer, they even found a to do list that said,
While I got you here on the phone?
While I got you here on the phone?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who only dealt arms as a means
Who only dealt arms as a means
Who owned 14 dry cleaners all across Miami.
Who owned 14 dry cleaners all across Miami.
Who owned a boxing and storage company out of Tirana.
Who owned a boxing and storage company out of Tirana.
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck would ask that?
Who the fuck would ask that?
Who, Henry?
Who, Henry?
Who, this?
Who, this?
Who, Warren?
Who, Warren?
Whoa, really?
Whoa, really?
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa. What the fuck, bro?
Whoa, whoa. What the fuck, bro?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa. Bro, you don't have to threaten me.
Whoa. Bro, you don't have to threaten me.
Whoa. What the fuck? Hey.
Whoa. What the fuck? Hey.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why did you move back?
Why did you move back?
Why didn't anybody tell me the mister is broken?
Why didn't anybody tell me the mister is broken?
Why don't you go ahead and just give me your bid
Why don't you go ahead and just give me your bid
Why don't you just bid on the contract yourself?
Why don't you just bid on the contract yourself?
Why don't you just sell them back?
Why don't you just sell them back?
Why is it every time I catch you in a lie
Why is it every time I catch you in a lie
Why not? Marlboro is the best smuggler in all of Jordan.
Why not? Marlboro is the best smuggler in all of Jordan.
Why would the Pentagon want to buy anything from you?
Why would the Pentagon want to buy anything from you?
Why, what do we got?
Why, what do we got?
Will appreciate the difference.
Will appreciate the difference.
With my best friend from junior high.
With my best friend from junior high.
With procurement officers from the U. S. Military.
With procurement officers from the U. S. Military.
With that kind of hookup
With that kind of hookup
With weapon manufacturers all over Eastern Europe.
With weapon manufacturers all over Eastern Europe.
Without ever stepping foot on the battlefield.
Without ever stepping foot on the battlefield.
Works at the Albanian defense ministry?
Works at the Albanian defense ministry?
Would mean piecing together
Would mean piecing together
Would you do that?
Would you do that?
Would you wrap a lizard in cashmere?
Would you wrap a lizard in cashmere?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, 1:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to be at the office
Yeah, 1:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to be at the office
Yeah, and I also told you that we're selling other stuff too.
Yeah, and I also told you that we're selling other stuff too.
Yeah, and we made $8 million doing it, asshole.
Yeah, and we made $8 million doing it, asshole.
Yeah, but do you remember the next day, when we walked into school
Yeah, but do you remember the next day, when we walked into school
Yeah, but it would still be Chinese ammo.
Yeah, but it would still be Chinese ammo.
Yeah, but still.
Yeah, but still.
Yeah, but this is our contract.
Yeah, but this is our contract.
Yeah, dude, I'm against the war too.
Yeah, dude, I'm against the war too.
Yeah, Evan Talbot.
Yeah, Evan Talbot.
Yeah, everyone was totally bummed out.
Yeah, everyone was totally bummed out.
Yeah, he did that windmill thing with his arms.
Yeah, he did that windmill thing with his arms.
Yeah, he drives to Baghdad three, four times a month.
Yeah, he drives to Baghdad three, four times a month.
Yeah, I gotta call you right back.
Yeah, I gotta call you right back.
Yeah, I heard that you were, like, a gun dealer or something.
Yeah, I heard that you were, like, a gun dealer or something.
Yeah, I just heard my guns are being held up in Jordan.
Yeah, I just heard my guns are being held up in Jordan.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know. I know.
Yeah, I know. I know.
Yeah, I know. I...
Yeah, I know. I...
Yeah, I miss that.
Yeah, I miss that.
Yeah, I sent out a solicitation for some 249s for Basra
Yeah, I sent out a solicitation for some 249s for Basra
Yeah, I thought it through too.
Yeah, I thought it through too.
Yeah, I told her about the sheet thing.
Yeah, I told her about the sheet thing.
Yeah, I'm good. But thanks.
Yeah, I'm good. But thanks.
Yeah, it doesn't always feel like that.
Yeah, it doesn't always feel like that.
Yeah, just... Just be careful with him.
Yeah, just... Just be careful with him.
Yeah, look, I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, look, I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, look, to put it simply, we have a weight problem.
Yeah, look, to put it simply, we have a weight problem.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, most likely.
Yeah, most likely.
Yeah, no sweat. Three bills.
Yeah, no sweat. Three bills.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course. For what reason?
Yeah, of course. For what reason?
Yeah, so, she opened the door.
Yeah, so, she opened the door.
Yeah, sure. What happened?
Yeah, sure. What happened?
Yeah, that's the issue. We don't have six weeks.
Yeah, that's the issue. We don't have six weeks.
Yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna feed my kid by jerking men off.
Yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna feed my kid by jerking men off.
Yeah, the one with the Mk3s?
Yeah, the one with the Mk3s?
Yeah, this is contract specialist
Yeah, this is contract specialist
Yeah, we know. That's why we're here.
Yeah, we know. That's why we're here.
Yeah, we were gangsters, bro.
Yeah, we were gangsters, bro.
Yeah, we were gangsters, bro.
Yeah, we were gangsters, bro.
Yeah, you know him?
Yeah, you know him?
Yeah, you probably should have picked a different girl.
Yeah, you probably should have picked a different girl.
Yeah! Yeah, motherfucker!
Yeah! Yeah, motherfucker!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? It's a gated community.
Yeah? It's a gated community.
Yeah? What's that?
Yeah? What's that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Actually, I'm a certified massage therapist
Yeah. Actually, I'm a certified massage therapist
Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
Yeah. Check this out.
Yeah. Check this out.
Yeah. Efraim has some contacts with the government.
Yeah. Efraim has some contacts with the government.
Yeah. Fuck us all.
Yeah. Fuck us all.
Yeah. Guess what?
Yeah. Guess what?
Yeah. He turned me on to this company in Cyprus.
Yeah. He turned me on to this company in Cyprus.
Yeah. I have something better than a partnership agreement.
Yeah. I have something better than a partnership agreement.
Yeah. I mean, we did some other stuff too, but...
Yeah. I mean, we did some other stuff too, but...
Yeah. I'm supposed to swing by his office tomorrow.
Yeah. I'm supposed to swing by his office tomorrow.
Yeah. Look, I got a cargo plane sitting at the airport.
Yeah. Look, I got a cargo plane sitting at the airport.
Yeah. Me too.
Yeah. Me too.
Yeah. She's good.
Yeah. She's good.
Yeah. So what? We do the same thing.
Yeah. So what? We do the same thing.
Yeah. Uh...
Yeah. Uh...
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. Yes.
Yes, I heard you.
Yes, I heard you.
Yes, I know. I said thank you for the sign.
Yes, I know. I said thank you for the sign.
Yes, I'm trying to reach the Department of Defense, please.
Yes, I'm trying to reach the Department of Defense, please.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. David Packouz.
Yes, sir. David Packouz.
Yes, sir. Sorry, I wasn't expecting a work call this late.
Yes, sir. Sorry, I wasn't expecting a work call this late.
Yes, very safe.
Yes, very safe.
Yes, we are on target. All good.
Yes, we are on target. All good.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. That is why we drive through night.
Yes. That is why we drive through night.
Yes. Yes, I do.
Yes. Yes, I do.
Yo, how far is it to Baghdad?
Yo, how far is it to Baghdad?
Yo, what's up, man? What was that all about?
Yo, what's up, man? What was that all about?
Yo, where's this guy live?
Yo, where's this guy live?
Yo, yo, hold up, hold up, man.
Yo, yo, hold up, hold up, man.
Yo, you window or aisle?
Yo, you window or aisle?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo! What's up?
Yo! What's up?
Yo! Why aren't you answering your phone?
Yo! Why aren't you answering your phone?
You and Efraim are working together now?
You and Efraim are working together now?
You bring it to me.
You bring it to me.
You can bury us.
You can bury us.
You can get Ilyushin 76 through Russian pilots.
You can get Ilyushin 76 through Russian pilots.
You can get one on the black market for $300.
You can get one on the black market for $300.
You can't park here.
You can't park here.
You cheap fuck!
You cheap fuck!
You didn't answer my question.
You didn't answer my question.
You do know it's 100 million rounds, right?
You do know it's 100 million rounds, right?
You do?
You do?
You don't see that?
You don't see that?
You expect us to drive them to Iraq?
You expect us to drive them to Iraq?
You fucking scumbag piece of shit!
You fucking scumbag piece of shit!
You get the better price when you come direct to the distributor.
You get the better price when you come direct to the distributor.
You guys are AEY?
You guys are AEY?
You guys call Saddam Hussein the godfather?
You guys call Saddam Hussein the godfather?
You guys came in $53 million lower than the nearest competition.
You guys came in $53 million lower than the nearest competition.
You guys ever been to Albania?
You guys ever been to Albania?
You had your boys show us the one crate of Albanian ammo in the entire country.
You had your boys show us the one crate of Albanian ammo in the entire country.
You have 700 warehouses like this?
You have 700 warehouses like this?
You have to read between the lines with this stuff.
You have to read between the lines with this stuff.
You have two weeks. Otherwise, you'll hear from my lawyer.
You have two weeks. Otherwise, you'll hear from my lawyer.
You haven't been paid anything?
You haven't been paid anything?
You having anything, hon?
You having anything, hon?
You just described a funeral as amazing.
You just described a funeral as amazing.
You just get a call from The New York Times?
You just get a call from The New York Times?
You just tell me what you think I want to hear,
You just tell me what you think I want to hear,
You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys.
You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys.
You know everything now.
You know everything now.
You know I've always believed in this business.
You know I've always believed in this business.
You know what? Fuck you.
You know what? Fuck you.
You know your mom wouldn't give me your number?
You know your mom wouldn't give me your number?
You know, every Jew owes a debt to Israel.
You know, every Jew owes a debt to Israel.
You know, Scarface was on TV last night,
You know, Scarface was on TV last night,
You know, this is different than doing business on the phone.
You know, this is different than doing business on the phone.
You might think after barely surviving Iraq
You might think after barely surviving Iraq
You miss yeshiva?
You miss yeshiva?
You need to be scouring this website.
You need to be scouring this website.
You need to chill out.
You need to chill out.
You probably shouldn't smoke that here, either.
You probably shouldn't smoke that here, either.
You remember that shit?
You remember that shit?
You remember Victor in the Ukraine?
You remember Victor in the Ukraine?
You said that you were going to leave it alone.
You said that you were going to leave it alone.
You said you never left the hotel room in Jordan.
You said you never left the hotel room in Jordan.
You see, the Beretta deal put us on the map.
You see, the Beretta deal put us on the map.
You seriously want to drive to Baghdad?
You seriously want to drive to Baghdad?
You spoke to Henry Girard?
You spoke to Henry Girard?
You still can't park here.
You still can't park here.
You think I owe you half the money?
You think I owe you half the money?
You told me to call today at 11:00.
You told me to call today at 11:00.
You told me you guys were selling bed sheets.
You told me you guys were selling bed sheets.
You too. Bashkim told me a little about your situation.
You too. Bashkim told me a little about your situation.
You try to convince me that you lied for my benefit?
You try to convince me that you lied for my benefit?
You try.
You try.
You two should probably talk this over.
You two should probably talk this over.
You want to make some money?
You want to make some money?
You wanted to drive to Baghdad, you asshole!
You wanted to drive to Baghdad, you asshole!
You wanted your guns back, he got you your guns back.
You wanted your guns back, he got you your guns back.
You were just playing the part of my best friend.
You were just playing the part of my best friend.
You're at Liv, trying to get laid?
You're at Liv, trying to get laid?
You're aware of the legislation the Italians passed last week.
You're aware of the legislation the Italians passed last week.
You're fucking with me, aren't you?
You're fucking with me, aren't you?
You're like an Iraqi Tom Selleck, bro.
You're like an Iraqi Tom Selleck, bro.
You're looking at the exclusive agent for the whole fucking thing.
You're looking at the exclusive agent for the whole fucking thing.
You're my best friend, David.
You're my best friend, David.
You're not fucked.
You're not fucked.
You're right. Henry's our partner.
You're right. Henry's our partner.
You're such a piece of shit.
You're such a piece of shit.
Your bid was far too attractive for us to pass up.
Your bid was far too attractive for us to pass up.
Your boy's back in town.
Your boy's back in town.
Your partner doesn't return phone calls.
Your partner doesn't return phone calls.
1,084,000 GP 30 grenades.
1,084,000 GP 30 grenades.
30, maybe 40 years. AK 47 bullets
30, maybe 40 years. AK 47 bullets
38 minutes.
38 minutes.
45,000 SKO aviation rockets.
45,000 SKO aviation rockets.
50 50? What, like 50% we live, 50% we die?
50 50? What, like 50% we live, 50% we die?
50 50.
50 50.
50 50.
50 50.
100 million rounds of AK 47 ammo?
100 million rounds of AK 47 ammo?
100 million rounds?
100 million rounds?
100,000 U.S. dollars?
100,000 U.S. dollars?
126 million rounds.
126 million rounds.
180 fucking tons!
180 fucking tons!
200 grand?
200 grand?
360,000 SVD sniper rifles.
360,000 SVD sniper rifles.
10 cents a round. That's fucking amazing.
10 cents a round. That's fucking amazing.
100% the best. Come on.
100% the best. Come on.
All right. All right, okay. Yeah, yeah.
All right. All right, okay. Yeah, yeah.
And nachos. We have nachos?
And nachos. We have nachos?
But we have to see the merchandise. Oh, of course.
But we have to see the merchandise. Oh, of course.
David! Repacking?
David! Repacking?
Efraim Diveroli. Nice to meet you.
Efraim Diveroli. Nice to meet you.
Efraim, wait. No, no, no.
Efraim, wait. No, no, no.
Eighty two years old. Wow.
Eighty two years old. Wow.
Emily, don't. What?
Emily, don't. What?
Excuse me, sorry. Yeah, we just landed.
Excuse me, sorry. Yeah, we just landed.
Excuse me. The Embassy call?
Excuse me. The Embassy call?
Free gas? Yeah.
Free gas? Yeah.
Fuck! Fuck you.
Fuck! Fuck you.
Fuck. Little bitch.
Fuck. Little bitch.
Fuck. What's going on?
Fuck. What's going on?
Give us a second. Yeah. One second, please.
Give us a second. Yeah. One second, please.
Glad to meet you. How you doing?
Glad to meet you. How you doing?
Got it. Wait, what?
Got it. Wait, what?
Got you. Let me see it.
Got you. Let me see it.
He didn't tell you? David!
He didn't tell you? David!
He speaks Albanian. I'm done.
He speaks Albanian. I'm done.
He was a great friend. Thank you.
He was a great friend. Thank you.
Hello? Hey.
Hello? Hey.
Hey, man. Hey, man.
Hey, man. Hey, man.
Hey. Hey, sweetie.
Hey. Hey, sweetie.
Hmm? I'm so hungry.
Hmm? I'm so hungry.
How's my hair? It's good, slicked back.
How's my hair? It's good, slicked back.
How's that left quad doing? It's still sore.
How's that left quad doing? It's still sore.
Huh? Put down.
Huh? Put down.
I got it! Go! Go!
I got it! Go! Go!
I mean, we have pizza. Really?
I mean, we have pizza. Really?
I think it's broken. Oh, my God.
I think it's broken. Oh, my God.
Is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine.
Is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine.
Is it? David!
Is it? David!
Is that Efraim? What?
Is that Efraim? What?
Is that normal? Totally normal.
Is that normal? Totally normal.
It feels really soft. It should.
It feels really soft. It should.
It's a good idea. Cool.
It's a good idea. Cool.
It's from Scarface. Of course, man. I remember.
It's from Scarface. Of course, man. I remember.
It's urgent. Yeah, of course.
It's urgent. Yeah, of course.
Jesus. Put down.
Jesus. Put down.
Just sign here. You got it.
Just sign here. You got it.
Nothing. No.
Nothing. No.
Of course you can trust me. Really?
Of course you can trust me. Really?
Oh, fuck off. I make them on my laptop.
Oh, fuck off. I make them on my laptop.
Okay. Are you hungry?
Okay. Are you hungry?
One of my favorites. Same here.
One of my favorites. Same here.
Outstanding. Thanks, Captain. Talk soon.
Outstanding. Thanks, Captain. Talk soon.
Perfect. All right, all right.
Perfect. All right, all right.
Pick... Pick up the fucking phone. This is David.
Pick... Pick up the fucking phone. This is David.
Sorry, kind of an emergency. Excuse me. Sorry.
Sorry, kind of an emergency. Excuse me. Sorry.
That's it. All right. There we go.
That's it. All right. There we go.
The whole order? Mmm hmm.
The whole order? Mmm hmm.
They buy tanks on here? Bro, they buy everything on here.
They buy tanks on here? Bro, they buy everything on here.
We don't have much here. Oh.
We don't have much here. Oh.
We fucking won! Yeah, motherfucker!
We fucking won! Yeah, motherfucker!
We won? We fucking won!
We won? We fucking won!
What do you think? Um...
What do you think? Um...
What kind of problem? It's Chinese.
What kind of problem? It's Chinese.
What the fuck. Shit!
What the fuck. Shit!
What? Look!
What? Look!
What? We won the Afghan deal!
What? We won the Afghan deal!
What? Why? I don't fucking know, David.
What? Why? I don't fucking know, David.
What's going on? Nothing, bro.
What's going on? Nothing, bro.
Where you at? I'm at Liv, bro.
Where you at? I'm at Liv, bro.
Who's that? Fuck, it's Santos.
Who's that? Fuck, it's Santos.
Why are you asking him that? 800 kilometers.
Why are you asking him that? 800 kilometers.
Yeah, who's this? Hi, David.
Yeah, who's this? Hi, David.
You are correct. All right.
You are correct. All right.
You are correct. All right.
You are correct. All right.
You feel good? Yeah, I feel pretty good.
You feel good? Yeah, I feel pretty good.
You got your list? Got it.
You got your list? Got it.
You promised! I know! Okay, I fucked up.
You promised! I know! Okay, I fucked up.
$1,400 U.S. Cool?
$1,400 U.S. Cool?
$2.8 million.
$2.8 million.
$53 million.
$53 million.

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