James and the Giant Peach (1996) Edit

A city where dreams come true.

A nice, big one too.

A skellington?

A travel book? How dare you even dream of leaving?

Aaah!

Aah! Spider! Vermin!

Add the fingers of a young monkey, the gizzard of a pig,

Admission refused. This child has too many cheeky ideas. Go away!

Ahh! This'll be a snap.

Ahh.

All grasshoppers... try.

All right, all right, all right! Let's get to the bottom of this!

All right, boys. Coffee break's over.

All right, hoppy! Them's fightin' words.

All right, that's enough!

All right!

An angry rhinoceros appeared out of nowhere...

And And then And then the sea gulls

And climb up there and get that peach for your dear aunties.

And defeated a giant shark single handedly.

And don't even think of going near our peach.

And get back to work!

And gobbled up his poor mother and father.

And I'm never going back with you! Not me and not the peach.

And If I take off both my socks,

And it'll be that much closer once you take the first step.

And James Henry Trotter,

And look! It's the peach!

And set it up in Central Park as a permanent home.

And since James's visitors begged him again and again...

And that is exactly...

And that place you're dreaming of

And the beast will get you too if you don't behave.

And the magic is in here.

And Tripoli is in the subtropics... Commodore.

And twice as dangerous. My life hangs by a thread every day.

And we'll go right to the top of that building.

And we'll need bait; bird bait.

And you are miserable, aren't you, James?

Are there any kids there like me?

As you can see, Officer, it is urgent that you release him to us immediately.

Back to our cozy little house on the hill.

Behold my heavenly, silky locks.

Bird bait? Where do you expect we're gonna find bird bait out here in the middle of the

Boiled in the skull of a dead witch for 20 days and 20 nights.

But how? This doesn't make any sense.

But I'm dyin' of hunger!

But that was a long time ago.

But you can play with their garbage.

But... what are they?

Can you see the tallest building in the world?

Can't quit... now.

Centipede, I do not know whether to kill you or... kiss you.

Come along, children. Last chance of the day.

Come on, sonny. Don't be afraid now. I got you.

Come out and show your face, you stupid beast!

Could we eat some of your peach?

Cup of joe.

Degenerates!

Did he say, Marvelous pigs in satin?

Did you see what he did to me?

Do be careful, Miss Spider.

Does it come with gravy?

Don't dawdle! Come along, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry, Father, it'll cost you double.

Don't ships have compasses?

Don't take all the credit. I helped too.

Don't worry, I'm right here.

Don't you see? We have enough food here for five voyages.

Everyone,

Everyone, climb up into the rigging!

Everything we did was part of the brilliant plan of James.

Eww! Wouldn't want one of those nesting in your knickers.

Exactly. You're a hero.

Excuse. I thought you were the Centipede.

Father gave it to me. He said we're to go there one day.

For now he lives here with Aunt Sponge...

From the sun drenched wreaths of Bora Bora...

Geronimo!

Get it! Aah!

Get the com pass!

Get those two creeps outta here!

Get up, you lazy little bug!

Ghastly, isn't it? Cricket stuff.

Gimme your best shot.

Go on, get out of here. Get as far away from this place as you possibly can.

Go on!

Good God Almighty!

Good night. Pleasant dreams.

Good sharky. Nice sharky.

Good show, James. The city awaits us.

Good show, old boy.

Great! We're stuck here until we shrivel up and die.

Hah! You think hiding in solid rock is fun?

Half Pint Hero And His Peach Pit Pals.

Happy birthday, darling. Now, quickly, blow them out before the wind does.

Have 'em,

Have a look.

Have you seen any big bugs tonight?

He lived with his mother and father in a cozy little house by the sea.

He never even saw that rhino coming.

He wished for a way to share it with everyone.

He's just a kid, for Pete's sake. Here, I got you.

Heh, heh, heh! Garbage! Heh, heh, heh!

Hello, there. Where did you come from?

Hello? Is anyone there?

Hello? The compass is ready!

Hello.

Help!

Here comes the first one. Get ready to pull down there.

Here, stomach! Here, stomach! Here, stomach!

Here... we... co ome!

Here's something I've never shown anyone.

Hey, Glowworm, how about some light?

Hey, Glowworm, turn up your lights.

Hey, hey, hey! That's personal, bub.

Hey, you old biddies!

Hey! Wasn't for me, we'd all be Spiked and Sponged by now!

Hey! What was your name?

His real name is Well, it's, eh, eh

Hmm?

Hmph! Serves ya right.

Hooligans! Ruffians!

Hop on, James!

How am I lookin', kid?

How much your tummy shows!

How? First I was bird bait, then I was shark bait.

Huh huh ho! Daah! Uuh!

Huh! She'll be wanting to taste it next.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? My travel book!

Hundreds of them. It's a wonderful place, James.

Hurry!

I admire your bravery, Miss Spider. I really do.

I am? I'm... Wonder Worm!

I can almost smell the lovely dirt.

I can't find it.

I can't hear you, dear. I'll have to put my light on.

I did used to live between two pages of a National Geographic.

I do declare as lovely as a rose.

I don't see how you can navigate without a compass.

I dreamedabout coming here, but then I did it!

I finished the wood.

I flew the giant peach across the ocean.

I got 'em! Hand me the loops!

I got a good one for ya.

I got a long history of back problems, and I don't need it to get any longer!

I hate that house and that cold room and how I was always hungry.

I have string. Miles of string.

I hear something too.

I know a place that'll refresh your memory.

I know we are.

I know! We could

I look and smell

I mean, since I went to live with my aunts. They hated me!

I need this food. I have a much higher metabolism.

I prefer to be alone.

I said I'd steer the peach. Have to steer the peach.

I said... no... I'm... not!

I say, dear boy, I've lived on this miserable hill for decades.

I say, old sport, came to relieve you of your duties.

I say, three cheers for James!

I see it!

I suppose. Or, you could say you gave us wings to fly,

I think I hear a rhino out here!

I think it's much nicer to have friends, don't you?

I told you they were real.

I used to hear it at my aunt's house before I went to sleep.

I was alone for a long time once.

I was hoping to play with the children.

I would not know.

I, however, have exquisite hearing.

I'll be your friend, though.

I'll die if l have to go back to the way I was! They can't make me.

I'm goin' stir crazy. I gotta take a look around.

I'm looking forward to a hopping good time...

I'm not afraid of you!

I'm not afraid of you!

I'm not blind, you dolt. I can see for myself.

I'm not the one who's lying. They are!

I'm sure they'd be very proud of you, James.

I'm sure you've heard this.

I've had to send all 300 of me children to safer pastures.

If he says he's seen the world, then he's seen the world. Right, Mr. Centipede?

If you do not let them.

In big bold print: Little Lindy Flies Giant Peach.

In the Big Apple, Mr. Centipede.

In the ocean? Uh, scientifically impossible.

In you go.

Instead of looking where he was going.

It smells like... money.

It was a wonderful life.

It worked! I got one!

It would take the whole flock and then some. We'll never do it in time.

It's a giant shark!

It's a school of Tuna.

It's getting closer!

It's James!

It's not as far away as you think.

It's not dirt... but it's not bad.

It's not their peach. The old man gave the green things to me.

It's okay, little guy. Nobody's gonna hurt you.

It's Paul Bunyan coming to cut me some slack. Whoa!

It's too early.

It's very hot up here. I'm roasted.

Ja James!

Jackpot! A genuine compass!

James, are you not coming with us?

James! Up here.

Just feast your eyes upon my face.

Just send us the biggest crane in New York!

Keep your pants on! I've only got 1 2 hands.

Kid, you're stuck with us for life.

Let go of it, Gramps! Give it! Give it to me!

Let the biddies come. I'll take 'em both on.

Let the boy speak!

Look at him, lolly gagging in dreamland,

Look at it go! It's a miracle.

Look at this place. It's still filthy.

Look what you've done now, miss. Scared him to death.

Look, Spiker, it's still growing!

Look, the little maggot's stuffing his face with our peach!

Look!

Look.

Mabel, we got us a huge unidentified object here!

Make a wish first.

Marvelous things will happen, just like he said.

Maybe this is because you are kind to me first.

Me and your Aunt Spiker! Now start climbing.

Miss Spider, throw me a string!

Miss Spider?

Mm, better than ladybugs.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mr. Centipede, would you please do us the honor of navigating us out of this icebox?

Mr. Grasshopper?

Music should be the voice of the soul.

My music sounds like this.

My sisters were swallowed by swallows!

New York City!

New York it is then. Now, how do we get there?

New York...

No cozy leaf in the park.

No dark hiding places.

No doubt. But to brave those icy waters...

No handedly.

No one else would tolerate a worthless little nothing like you.

No one will be eating you, James.

No peeking at the peach! Have your money ready, ladies and gentlemen.

No, it is in their nature to have fear of me. This I cannot change.

No, it's a stupid idea.

No, no, no. It's the lad from the house. What's his name?

No, no! Have you lost your minds? Aah!

No, no. I like it.

No, not this time!

No!

No. All he said was the answers would be right here.

Nobody can makeyou do anything, James,

Noo oo!

Not bad? It's the best thing I've ever tasted,

Now come inside and get dressed!

Now get these stupid dreams out of your head...

Now had a loving new family...

Now listen to me, James. Don't let them get away, because if they do...

Now look what you've done!

Now remember, James, first impression is very important.

Now, all right. I'll buy that.

Now, does somebody wanna tell me how it got here?

Observe my shapely nose.

Of course it is! Go on, James.

Officer! There's a boy up there!

Oh, beast!

Oh, boy, what I wouldn't do for a cup of coffee.

Oh, do let me guess: They're not good enough for him.

Oh, do shut up!

Oh, don't be frightened, James. I mean you no harm.

Oh, ho ho! Pure twaddle!

Oh, I wish I could.

Oh, it's simple, really. All we need to do is determine our coordinates,

Oh, James, do something.

Oh, James. Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, my aching back!

Oh, my heavens! My

Oh, my, my!

Oh, my!

Oh, no, that would be the easy way out. We'll linger.

Oh, perhaps I have a bit of soda bread in here somewhere.

Oh, please! Don't let them spray us!

Oh, Sponge, you're such a tease.

Oh, such rude behavior. There's no need to be frightened, dearie.

Oh, thank goodness! You're all right!

Oh, this is all my doing.

Oh, well, I'll just go to the stationer's and pick up some paper clips while I'm at it!

Oh! Aaah!

Oh! Can you smell that, Spikey?

Oh! Come down!

Oh! Hey, no fair! Mockingbirds munched me mother!

Ohh.

On the great ship that will take us across the ocean,

One thousand long, slimy crocodile tongues,

Oo ooh, you're all spiffed up.

Oooh! Cut me loose!

Out of my face!.

Out of my face!.

Ow! Somebody pinched me!

Patience, sister. Remember his... condition.

Poor Centipede.

Poor Glowworm. She's a little deaf.

Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Come on!

Roll up, roll up. See the giant peach.

Sad, really. He needs his treatment.

Sea gulls away!

Sea gulls?

Shake your bloomin' tail feathers!

Shh! I hear teeth. Great, big, gnashing teeth!

Shh! I really do hear something.

Shh! They'll hear us.

Shut up, you little grub.

So sorry. I'll put this away.

So we'll just take him home now.

So, James, what'll it be?

So, you come here with us, hey, lovey!

Somebody had to dream about it first, and maybe that's what I did.

Sorry. I thought you were the Spider.

Spiker and Sponge might see you, and they hate spiders.

Spiker, look! A peach!

Spray us? They'll see the Yank up there and come after us with a shovel.

Stay away from those trucks!

Stay by the line, and when you feel two tugs, pull us up.

Stop the presses. I got a new front page. Big Bugs In The Big Apple.

Stupid, foolish man!

Sure! I've sailed all the five seas:

Teach ya to mess with me, ya overgrown sardine! I'm from Brooklyn!

Ten bob only!

Thanks... Mr. Grasshopper.

That cloud looks like a camel.

That sounds lovely, dear. I'm sure we'd all agree.

That the answer to all your troubles is right here...

That was you, wasn't it? Or do all grasshoppers play music?

That's enough chitchat! I'm freezin'!

That's what happened! Me and Miss Spider and the Centipede and the Old Green Grasshopper.

That's where we're going.

The beak of a parrot and three spoonfuls of sugar.

The Eighth Wonder of World.

The rhino will get you. The rhino will get you.

The rhino will get you. The rhino will get you.

The rhino will get you. The rhino will get you. The rhino will get you.

The sea gulls! It's our only chance.

The three of us... on top of the world.

Their troubles if they had any at all

Then one day, a terrible thing happened.

Then use triangulation to chart a direct route to New York.

There are seven seas.

There's more magic in them things than in all the rest of the world put together.

There's something special waiting for you in the oven.

These are my friends; the ones I've been telling you about.

These lights, this whole city!

They ate that peach all the way down to the pit.

They had each other, and they had their dreams.

They would be your friends too. The others, I mean, if you'd just let them.

They'll work their magic on whoever or whatever they meet first.

They've found us!

They've lost their minds! Anything but birds!

This is all something he dreamed up.

This is James Henry Trotter.

This is the only home you'll ever have.

This isn't right.

This old man with his green things did he happen to speak to where we are going?

This thing is a peach.

Those buildings,

Throw it here, dearie!

Tighter! Tighter!

Timber.

To hear the story of his adventure with the giant peach,

To the icy shores of Tripoli.

To where? We'll all be squashed... swatted... smooshed!

Try looking at it another way.

Uh huh.

Understand?

Uuuh! This is all your fault!

Wa hoo! Yippee! Atta boy, Jimmy!

Wait, just a

Wait! No! No, wait!

We are all forgetting something.

We attached it to a hundred sea gulls.

We don't have a compass.

We made it!

We'll always be together, won't we?

We'll use Miss Spider's web for a net. Hurry!

We're going to New York City!

We're going to starve. Waste away. And not quickly.

We've missed him so much.

Weeds to pull, wood to chop.

Well, I made it.

Well, I'll be blowed. There really is a peach there.

Well, it's just 'cause you've been stuck here too long. Listen to me, kid.

Well, maybe it started that way, as a dream, but doesn't everything?

Well, not Bora Bora, per se, uh

Well, that makes you the luckiest boy alive.

Well, that's why we're here; to bring him home.

Well, they were being very rude. I can't abide rudeness.

Well, we could fly out.

Well... that goes without saying.

Were over in 35 seconds flat.

What a coincidence! We finished all the dinner.

What a peach. What a peach!

What a wonderful sight! There's Lady Liberty!

What about the shores of Tripoli?

What do we do? What do we do?

What do you think this is, Buckingham Palace?

What if we don't make it to New York?

What is this thing?

What the

What would you say if l were to tell you...

What you have just seen.

What? A boy?

What? What's fascinating, tell me? Don't leave me dangling.

What's going on out here?

What's your latitude? What's your longitude?

When I had a problem, my mum and dad would tell me to look at it another way.

When I'm sad, it's like this.

When there's so much work to do.

Where are we going?

Where are we?

Where are we? What's going on?

Where are you,you detestable worm?

Where did you get this? Where?

Where's the Empire State Building?

Who once was the saddest and loneliest little boy you could find,

Whoa oo!

Whoa!

Whoa! Hey, pal, you're aimin' a little low. He's gonna cut me in half!

Whoa. Good shot.

Why, that old tree's never had so much as a blossom on it, let alone a

Wiggle, Mr. Earthworm! Our lives depend on it!

With the sea gulls. But we'll need string.

Work, work, work, work, work!

Would mean certain death.

Wrap them tightly!

Yes, Auntie Sponge?

Yoo hoo! Come down here.

You are a brave boy.

You are a disgrace to your phylum, class, order, genus and species!

You are!

You better not be near our peach!

You can't crawl away from us!

You hit me in the face. You hit me in the face!

You incompetent, blithering nitwit!

You keep to yourself, don't you?

You know, you probably shouldn't build your web up here in the window.

You lazy bug! Who told you to stop working?

You mean leave the hill? I can't. The rhino will get me.

You said it, Mr. Grasshopper.

You said you could navigate!

You sure you know where we're going?

You were my first friend.

You'll make yourself sick.

You'll never be miserable again.

You'll see my dainty toes.

You're not even a real rhino!

You're very kind to me.

'Cause they got no organs!

~ Beamin' through the window ~ ~ Good news ~

~ Bright lights, big city ~ ~ An elevated point of view ~

~ Comin' down the chimney ~ ~ Good news ~

~ For one small mite ~ ~One small mite ~

~ For the young and old~ ~ Good news ~

~ Good news ~ ~ Beamin' through the window ~

~ Good news ~ ~ Can't take no more ~

~ Good news ~ ~ Comin' down the chimney ~

~ Good news ~ ~ For the young and old~

~ Good news ~ ~ Knockin' on my door ~

~ Good news ~ ~ Spreadin' o'er the country ~

~ Good news ~ ~ There were bugs in the garden ~

~ Good news ~ ~ Too hot to hold back ~

~ Good news, good news ~ ~ Good news ~

~ Good news, good news ~ ~ Good news, good news ~

~ Good news, good news ~ ~ Good news, good news ~ ~ Good news, good news ~ ~ Good news, good news ~

~ Good news, good news ~ ~ Good news, good news ~ ~ Good news, good news ~ ~ Good news, good news ~

~ It's wonderful, wonderful

~ Knockin' on the door ~ ~ Good news ~

~ La la ~ ~ Flowers everywhere Children all around me ~

~ Love ~ ~ Is the strangest thing ~

~ Ooh, can't take no more ~ ~ Good news ~

~ Peach, peach, peach, peach Peach, peach, peach, peach ~ ~ Ahh ahh ~

~ Peach, peach, peach, peach Peach, peach, peach, peach ~ Oh!

~ Peach, peach, peach, peach Peach, peach, peach, peach ~ Stop! Stop!

~ Spreadin' o'er the country ~ ~ Good news ~

~That's the life ~ ~That's the life ~

~That's the life for me ~ ~ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ~

~That's the life for me ~ ~ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~That's the life for me ~ ~ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ~

~That's the life for me ~ ~That's the life for me ~

~That's the life for me ~ ~That's the life for me ~ ~That's the life for me ~ ~That's the life for me ~

~That's the life for me ~ It's no pile of dirt!

~That's the life for me ~ You call that a life?

~That's where I'd go ~ ~ Intellectual stimulation ~

~Think of where we'd be if we were on our own ~ We'd be dead.

~We're family ~ ~ All of us ~

A ha ha!

A what? A peach! There, on that branch.

a whole park full of leaves for you, Miss Ladybug. Oh!

Aaah!

Aaah! The car! Aaah! The car!

Aah! Not you! Me!

Aah! Oh! Uuh!

Aah! Hey, that one felt pretty good.

Ahh!

And another.

and Aunt Spiker. You've already wasted four minutes of daylight.

And how you beat me! He's lying!

and so have you, James.

And the Glowworm! God bless the colonies!

And told me I was nothing!

And your mother. Had his head in the clouds...

Arf! They're getting away!

Aww! Aww! The children have gone.

Big bugs? How big?

Bite me! What? Have you two gone mad?

Bugs! Need a little help down there?

But I won't get hurt. Climb down!

But James' troubles were just beginning,

But there is land in sight? Nothing but blue skies and clear waters.

But they won't come if you don't wiggle. Exactly, and you can't make me.

Can we eat it? Of course we can. We'll share it.

Can we touch it? Touch it? You want to touch it?

Careful, Spongy. Wouldn't want to ruin that girlish figure.

Charlatan! Wait!

Come along. You're going home with us. No, I'm not.

Come and get it! Get your fresh, hot wienie!

Come on, sea gulls! Put your backs into it!

Compared to what? Hey!

Crocodile tongues. Tongues?

Dead living statues.

do the rest.

Don't worry. I'll have you right side up in no time. Oh!

Earthworm! It's me! Wha Wha Wha

Earthworm! Mrs. Ladybug! Charmed.

Eat you?

Fascinating, isn't it? We've all changed...

Food? Where? What are you talkin' about? Is there really food?

Get him, Sponge!

Giant bugs!

Good heavens! He's committed pesticide.

Good.

Gotcha!

Hang on.

Hel lo! Oof! Uuh!

Hello, old boy. Requesting clearance to land.

Help! Help!

Here, let me help you.

Hey, buddy! What are they?

Hey, I've got ya!

Highly improbable. That's a relief.

Hip hip! Hooray!

Hip hip! Hooray! Hip hip! Hooray!

Hip hip! Hooray! Hip hip! Hooray!

His condition? He's a chronic liar.

How dare you disagree with us! Beat him, Sponge.

How would you do it, James?

How'd you know my name?

Hurry! Shake a leg there!

I am? ~ And if l might say so ~

I can't! I'm all wiggled out! Aw!

I found this dime store timmy asleep at the helm.

I have to go after him! Not on your life. You'll catch your death of cold.

I just wanted to say What I'm tryin' to say

I should've worn a belt!

I tell you, it's mine! Give... it... back!

I think he's gone mad.

I'll get us there. You?

I'm a vegetarian. I eat dirt.

I'm gonna be sick! Yee!

I'm so sorry. Hey, I'm sorry.

inside this little bag? Hey, that's my

Is it not beautiful? The Empire State Building.

It got my mum and dad! It won't get my friends!

It happened to my brother. How awful.

It seems to have spotted us!

It smells delicious. No!

It would be my pleasure. I believe our position puts us very close

It's delectable. Mmm mmm! Better than aphids.

It's fabulous! We have made it!

It's not a peach. It's our peach. Our peach.

It's Spiker and Sponge!

Let go of my coat! Give it to me!

Let's get outta here! Waa aa!

Like what? Well, like...

Look out!

Look out! Miss Spider!

Look, everybody, we made it! We did?

Looks like it's their peach all right. Yes!

May God forgive you. Thank you, Father.

Miserable Tick. I thought it was Rotten Little Grub.

Miss Spider!

Mm mm. He's right. It's stupid.

Move on in. No cameras allowed.

Mr. Centipede! Hi.

My sincere apologies. I just wanna apologize.

Nice aim, Commodore. ~ But there's no doubt I'd go without ~

Nightclubs! And museums and concerts.

No, that's what those horrible aunts call him.

Nobody's going to starve. Eh?

Not so fast! Hey! You?

Not to laze about. I wasn't lazing about. I tripped.

Not to mention Yankee Stadium. What about me?

Now we're lost. We are not lost!

Now wiggle. No!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! We'll be blown off course.

Oh, yeah? Stop! Ah ha ha!

Oh! Commodore Centipede,

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! This is so un ladybug like!

Oh! Sharky!

Ohh! Ohh!

Old Green Grasshopper! My pleasure.

Oof! Gaah!

Ooh ooh! Whoever you are, keep away from me! Keep away!

Ouch! What was that?

Our peach! Our peach!

Our whole ship is made of food! Oh, such a clever little boy.

Ow! My lower thorax! I'll rip you apart!

Plan our escape from Spiker and Sponge. Escape?

Please, sir. How do I get to the Empire State Building? You're on top of it, kid?

Polly want a smacker?

Pull! Whoo!

Quite right! Ooh, Sponge.

Remember what your parents said, James!

Right? Well...

Say it in English! You, sir, are an ass!

See those lights!

Seven. Huh?

She's twice as big as a rhino, eh, kid?

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

So kind of you to look after our little lost lamb. Oh.

So we'll just take him. And the peach.

Sounds like a rhinoceros!

Sounds like big trouble. Get ready to pull.

Sounds like you need a little oil, Captain.

Spin them around! You little

Sponge! Wait, I'll get it! I'll get it.

Start, start, you piece of junk!

Stoke the engines! There are no engines.

Stunning! Glorious. Look at the park.

Takes after me. After you there is nothing left to take.

That I am saving for you. Whoa! Pretty fast, long legs.

That music! Oh, Sir James! Did I disturb you?

That's what made it grow. How dare you disagree with us!

That's what you said. Never have I heard such mendacity!

the Atlantic Ocean. Technically, the Pacific is larger.

The biggest puddle of them all, angel fangs.

The boy?? No, the peach, you idiot!

The kid was tellin' the truth.

Then where are we? Somewhere north, or possibly very, very far south.

There are no rhinoceri here. Except for Sponge.

they used to call me.

This is an outrage!

to bash those brutes on the snoot? Ooh!

Trim the sails! There are no sails.

Unhand that bird! Aah aah!

Uuh! Oh! No, wait!

Very informative magazine, National Geographic. Wonderful pictures.

Wait. Here he is.

We'll wind up in Jersey!

We're far more likely to drown.

We're turning! Wha Wha Wha What have you done?

Well, what is it? I don't know what it is!

What did you say?

What does that mean? It means that when I'm happy,

What happened to Centipede? He found a compass for us.

What, what? It's It's growing.

What? What was that? The Centipede jumped in!

What's it look like? Round, fuzzy. It looks sorta like a giant fruit or something.

What's stopping you?

What's that? Fasten your seat belts, kids!

Who are you? We are the boy's legal guardians.

Who? What? Where? When? Why? Hold your fire, fellas!

Whoa oa oa! Oh! Ouch! Oh!

Whoa! in trouble!

Whoo ee! Here we are, dear. Hello, James!

Why, they've got miles and miles of underground tunnels! The subway!

Yaaah! Uugh! Come on, baby!

Yeah, maybe for you. ~ And someone you love to share it with you ~

Yeah, maybe for you. ~ And someone you love to share it with you ~

Yeah? Well, listen to this.

Yes? I finished all of the chores.

Yes. We're very proud of it. We're going to be in the record books.

You had better take good care of him. This I promise.

You mustn't frighten yourself like this all the time. Why not?

You said you traveled the world. You said you'd been to Bora Bora.

You show off! ~These foods are rare beyond compare ~

You were the spider in my window. Mm hmm.

You were the spider in my window. Mm hmm.

You're just a lot of smoke and noise!

You're six feet long now. Bigger target.

Young James. Hey, Jimmy.

Yow! Oh! Arf, arf, arf!

Yuck!

~ And if l might say so ~ ~ And if l might say so too ~

~Peach, peach, peach ~ ~ Peach, peach ~

Aah! Get it, get it! Kill it!

But he's my friend. James is right. Centipede is one of us.

J ames, dinner is ready. Hi, Miss Spider.

When I was sad, I used to climb in bed with my mom and dad.

'Cause if you do You know, they never did catch that rhino.

~ 'Cause they know there's somethin' good in store ~

~ A little park right in the center of the town ~

~ A million plates of each ~

~ A plate of soil with engine oil's a super recipe ~

~ Along came a magic man with a magic bag ~

~ And dragon's flesh quite old not fresh, it costs a buck at most ~

~ And dragon's flesh quite old not fresh, it costs a buck at most ~

~ And look for James ~

~ And mice with rice is very nice ~

~ And pickled spines of porcupines And then a great big roast ~

~ And some right out of reach ~

~ And they're kind to me ~

~ And you ~

~ And... you ~~

~ As much as we love you ~

~ Ashes to ashes ~

~ Bright lights Big city ~

~ But don't forget to sprinkle them~

~ But everyday their life was on the line ~

~ But I prefer the sunshine ~

~ But it's very, very far away you know ~

~ But together they have made it They're where they wanna be ~

~ But you have to hold your nose ~

~ Didn't have a clue ~

~ Elegant conversation ~

~ Facing death and danger on their way ~

~ For me ~~

~ From sovery, very very far ~

~ Good enough to set everybody free ~

~ Good news ~

~ Good news ~

~ Good news Good news ~

~ Good news has sprung up in the town ~

~ Good news is blowin' in your window ~

~ Good news is comin' 'round the corner ~

~ Good news is hittin' in the city ~

~ Good news is knockin' on your door ~

~ Good news is rollin' around your floor ~

~ Good news is spreadin' all around~

~ Good news is sweepin' 'cross the country ~

~ Good news, good news Good news ~

~ He said, Boy, you may not know it but this here's salvation you see ~

~ Hot noodles made of poodles on a slice of garden hose ~

~ How are ya ~

~ I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea ~

~ I hardly need to mention that it's practically free ~

~ I like hot dogs but I love hot frogs and surely you'll agree ~

~ I want the bright lights and the big city ~

~ I'd hug 'em, squeeze 'em hold 'em tight ~

~ I'd like to get my arms around a hundred or so ~

~ I'd love it Landing on a baby's cheek so warm ~

~ I'm crazy about mosquitos on a piece of buttered toast ~

~ I've eaten many strange and scrumptious dishes in my time ~

~ If it weren't for you, boy ~

~ If we all work together we'll make out okay~

~ It comes to you in barrels if you order it by post ~

~ It comes to you in barrels if you order it by post ~

~ It would bewonderful, wonderful ~

~ Like chili bugs and curried slugs ~

~ Lo o ove... is the way we feel for you ~

~ Love... does exactly what it wants to do ~

~ Love... is the sweetest thing ~

~ Love... is the sweetest thing~

~ Love... is the way we feel for you ~

~ Love... never comes just when you think it will ~

~ Made of armadillos toes ~

~ Me ~

~ Me, me, me, me, me And you ~

~ Must be good news chasin' me ~

~ My name is James ~

~ My name is James ~

~ My name is James ~

~ Now comes my fellow travelers the burden of my speech ~

~ Once upon a time there was a vulture and a hog~

~ Peach, peach, peach, peach Peach, peach, peach, peach ~

~ Peach, peach, peach, peach Peach, peach, peach, peach~

~ Putrid vapors rising ~~

~ Recipe ~

~ So they rolled down the mountain Flew over the sea ~

~ Son, you're going down in history ~

~ The things that used to hurt before ~

~ Their little brains was working overtime ~

~ They care about each other ~

~ They don't hurt 'em anymore ~

~ They love each other more and more each day ~

~ They wanted to get out of there but they didn't know what to do ~

~ Where can all my troubles be ~

~ With any luck they'd have him up there still ~

~Gliding 'cross the western sky ~

~James ~

~James ~~

~James, James ~

~James, James, James ~

~Shall I tell you what I chose ~

~Sleep all day Dance all night ~

~So it's always been ~

~Sometimes I forget ~

~Take a little time Just look at where we are ~

~That's the life for ~~

~That's the life for me,yeah ~

~That's the life That's the life ~

~That's the life That's the life ~

~That's the life That's the life ~ ~That's the life That's the life ~

~That's where we gotta go ~

~There are people in the city ~

~There's a city that I dreamed of~

~They'll say, James ~

~This fantastic peach ~~

~Very far ~

~Very far away ~

~Very, very far away from here ~

~We hardly need to mention that it's practically free ~

~We never could love anyone ~

~We wouldn't have got anywhere ~

~We're family ~

~We're family ~

~We're family ~

~We're family ~

~We're family ~ ~We're family ~

~We're family ~ ~We're family ~

~We're so glad you came here ~

~We've come very, very far together ~

~When I'm lonely or afraid ~

~When they're roasted in their prime ~

~Where the food is great and the bugs are so pretty ~

~Where we are ~

~With just a pinch of grime ~

~Without you there'd be no us ~

~You little maggot Have you never seen the moon ~