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We Bought a Zoo (2012) "We Bought a Zoo" is a heartwarming and uplifting movie released in 2012. Directed by Cameron Crowe,

We Bought a Zoo (2012)

"We Bought a Zoo" is a heartwarming and uplifting movie released in 2012. Directed by Cameron Crowe, this film tells the true story of Benjamin Mee, played by Matt Damon, who decides to purchase a struggling zoo to give his family a fresh start after the loss of his wife. With the help of head zookeeper Kelly Foster, portrayed by Scarlett Johansson, they embark on a challenging journey of renovating and reopening the zoo to the public.

The film beautifully captures themes of love, family, and resilience, with a wonderful ensemble cast including Thomas Haden Church, Elle Fanning, and Colin Ford. Through their efforts, the family not only brings the zoo back to life but also finds healing and a renewed sense of purpose.

If you are looking to experience the sounds and emotions of "We Bought a Zoo," you can play and download the soundtrack or watch the movie to enjoy its heartfelt story and memorable performances.

A couple of interesting facts about the tigers.
A couple of interesting facts about the tigers.
A couple of years.
A couple of years.
A dollar fifty?
A dollar fifty?
A good one. Oldie but a goodie. What do you think?
A good one. Oldie but a goodie. What do you think?
A handle on it.
A handle on it.
A hard hitting exposé about world peace.
A hard hitting exposé about world peace.
A life that is beyond
A life that is beyond
A new medication, so let me just...
A new medication, so let me just...
A new start.
A new start.
A story, it belongs to you
A story, it belongs to you
A weak enclosure between the jaguars and the tigers.
A weak enclosure between the jaguars and the tigers.
A week before we open for the inspection.
A week before we open for the inspection.
A week before we open, according to my information.
A week before we open, according to my information.
A whimsical portraiture of recycling.
A whimsical portraiture of recycling.
A zoo?
A zoo?
About this.
About this.
About two minutes!
About two minutes!
About your lack of effort, man. Okay?
About your lack of effort, man. Okay?
AdiĂłs.
AdiĂłs.
Admit it! You wish I wasn't here!
Admit it! You wish I wasn't here!
Afternoon, Solomon!
Afternoon, Solomon!
All right, do we need anything else while we're in the land of people?
All right, do we need anything else while we're in the land of people?
All right, forget that.
All right, forget that.
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go.
All right, it's gonna be fine.
All right, it's gonna be fine.
All right, let's let this shirt start over!
All right, let's let this shirt start over!
All right, McGinty, so get this.
All right, McGinty, so get this.
All right, so Rosie and I'll
All right, so Rosie and I'll
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Come on. Got an inspection tomorrow.
All right. Come on. Got an inspection tomorrow.
All right. Give me that camera. Say, Spar.
All right. Give me that camera. Say, Spar.
All right. Let's see.
All right. Let's see.
All the way to the moon and back.
All the way to the moon and back.
Almost.
Almost.
Am I doin' anything right?
Am I doin' anything right?
And 47 other species, seven of which are endangered.
And 47 other species, seven of which are endangered.
And a lion. And a jaguar.
And a lion. And a jaguar.
And all of them are saved the second we make this deal.
And all of them are saved the second we make this deal.
And all the software, and laptops,
And all the software, and laptops,
And all the time, he's looking back at me with her eyes.
And all the time, he's looking back at me with her eyes.
And apps in the world aren't gonna change that.
And apps in the world aren't gonna change that.
And because I'm your father and I'm the only one you've got!
And because I'm your father and I'm the only one you've got!
And don't think I don't notice you just changed the subject.
And don't think I don't notice you just changed the subject.
And drag you out here?
And drag you out here?
And he stole $500 from me,
And he stole $500 from me,
And how much did they cost?
And how much did they cost?
And I invite you to tell me about that sometime.
And I invite you to tell me about that sometime.
And I just have to say that I love this job.
And I just have to say that I love this job.
And I just want to say that
And I just want to say that
And I know what's in the Jaguar, too.
And I know what's in the Jaguar, too.
And I love you guys.
And I love you guys.
And I love you. And those patched elbows.
And I love you. And those patched elbows.
And I promise you, something great will come of it.
And I promise you, something great will come of it.
And I saw her and I literally stopped, like this, just stopped.
And I saw her and I literally stopped, like this, just stopped.
And I still have 15 seconds of courage left.
And I still have 15 seconds of courage left.
And I think you'll be very excited at what's available.
And I think you'll be very excited at what's available.
And I write about the end of the world from the point of view
And I write about the end of the world from the point of view
And I'd have taken full credit.
And I'd have taken full credit.
And I'll get the dish back to you within the week.
And I'll get the dish back to you within the week.
And I'll put them in the exhibit in the morning.
And I'll put them in the exhibit in the morning.
And I'm here shovellin' shit.
And I'm here shovellin' shit.
And I'm sorry, I thought you and Lily were friends.
And I'm sorry, I thought you and Lily were friends.
And I'm sorry, I thought your friends would come out and visit you, man.
And I'm sorry, I thought your friends would come out and visit you, man.
And if we're standing near each other on New Year's,
And if we're standing near each other on New Year's,
And if you stick with me, I will give this everything.
And if you stick with me, I will give this everything.
And if you won't listen to your brother, the accountant,
And if you won't listen to your brother, the accountant,
And it ends with you authentically living
And it ends with you authentically living
And it got better for a while.
And it got better for a while.
And it led me to that.
And it led me to that.
And it's gonna take everything to make it work.
And it's gonna take everything to make it work.
And it's got cool animals in it and some pretty great people, too!
And it's got cool animals in it and some pretty great people, too!
And live in a state of sponsored pity.
And live in a state of sponsored pity.
And make sure the lights are off in the side room?
And make sure the lights are off in the side room?
And maybe we could feed a couple of 'em to the tigers.
And maybe we could feed a couple of 'em to the tigers.
And most of all, it's the kids. They're the biggest triggers of all.
And most of all, it's the kids. They're the biggest triggers of all.
And my big boy, Dylan. And our dog, Leon.
And my big boy, Dylan. And our dog, Leon.
And none of her lightness.
And none of her lightness.
And now he's into portraits of decapitations.
And now he's into portraits of decapitations.
And one more of me just throwing her over.
And one more of me just throwing her over.
And Peter and Robin do... Well, they basically do everything.
And Peter and Robin do... Well, they basically do everything.
And Peter is our visionary.
And Peter is our visionary.
And pick up a shovel and dig a hole!
And pick up a shovel and dig a hole!
And put it in your heart.
And put it in your heart.
And remember,
And remember,
And Rhonda?
And Rhonda?
And seriously, I'm avoiding half the aisles.
And seriously, I'm avoiding half the aisles.
And she just turned everybody against you.
And she just turned everybody against you.
And so I thought to myself, 20 seconds. Right?
And so I thought to myself, 20 seconds. Right?
And so, our adventure begins.
And so, our adventure begins.
And sponsors of animal greatness.
And sponsors of animal greatness.
And thanks to my Katherine,
And thanks to my Katherine,
And that only comes
And that only comes
And that's Crystal, our capuchin.
And that's Crystal, our capuchin.
And that's why I came. You're never that polite. What's up?
And that's why I came. You're never that polite. What's up?
And that's why you're so hard on him.
And that's why you're so hard on him.
And the line of people in this world who really care about you ends here!
And the line of people in this world who really care about you ends here!
And the monkeys need fruit as well.
And the monkeys need fruit as well.
And the snakes, and the monkeys.
And the snakes, and the monkeys.
And the way he just drives me nuts, he makes me crazy.
And the way he just drives me nuts, he makes me crazy.
And the world.
And the world.
And then there's the remaining staff on board and, you know.
And then there's the remaining staff on board and, you know.
And this is our zoo now, I guess.
And this is our zoo now, I guess.
And this is Solomon.
And this is Solomon.
And watch in a moment
And watch in a moment
And we call it... You ready?
And we call it... You ready?
And we do a whole thing about how life is elemental,
And we do a whole thing about how life is elemental,
And went, Oh, my God.
And went, Oh, my God.
And what we do... Dyl, check this out.
And what we do... Dyl, check this out.
And you asked Mommy that?
And you asked Mommy that?
And you feel like you can't hear her voice?
And you feel like you can't hear her voice?
And you, I mean...
And you, I mean...
And you're gonna not get eaten!
And you're gonna not get eaten!
And you've moved into a dump.
And you've moved into a dump.
And,
And,
And...
And...
Are the other two inside?
Are the other two inside?
Are they really gonna be psyched?
Are they really gonna be psyched?
Are you hungry? I think so.
Are you hungry? I think so.
Are you hungry? I think so.
Are you hungry? I think so.
Are you ready to go to bed?
Are you ready to go to bed?
As you can see, the tigers know that you're here,
As you can see, the tigers know that you're here,
As you do on your artwork, you'd have it all.
As you do on your artwork, you'd have it all.
At least he'll be moving, right?
At least he'll be moving, right?
Attempt to start over.
Attempt to start over.
Aw, Dunc.
Aw, Dunc.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome. I'm gonna take baldness off my list of things to worry about.
Awesome. I'm gonna take baldness off my list of things to worry about.
Back home, every place reminded me of her.
Back home, every place reminded me of her.
Back in the 1980s!
Back in the 1980s!
Back to you guys in your cozy little studio.
Back to you guys in your cozy little studio.
Backwards and forwards.
Backwards and forwards.
Basically, I was just an observer and a writer.
Basically, I was just an observer and a writer.
Bear shit!
Bear shit!
Because it's a good dream!
Because it's a good dream!
Because this is where I met your mom.
Because this is where I met your mom.
Because those were the months that her
Because those were the months that her
Because you wasted all our money!
Because you wasted all our money!
Behind that front is a front!
Behind that front is a front!
Behold, Mac. Our new logo.
Behold, Mac. Our new logo.
Behold, Mac. Our new logo.
Behold, Mac. Our new logo.
Believe me.
Believe me.
Ben contained him, so he's fine.
Ben contained him, so he's fine.
Benjamin Mee is a fraud!
Benjamin Mee is a fraud!
Benjamin Mee.
Benjamin Mee.
Benjamin Mee.
Benjamin Mee.
Benjamin, I've arrived at a thought.
Benjamin, I've arrived at a thought.
Benjamin, it never feels right.
Benjamin, it never feels right.
Benjamin!
Benjamin!
Benjamin?
Benjamin?
Benjamin. Ben was my dad.
Benjamin. Ben was my dad.
Benji.
Benji.
Besides today's theft,
Besides today's theft,
Betsy, we're told that this is gonna be the wettest summer in over 100 years!
Betsy, we're told that this is gonna be the wettest summer in over 100 years!
Bob Dylan.
Bob Dylan.
Boy, it's a shame we... We can't just...
Boy, it's a shame we... We can't just...
Bravery.
Bravery.
Buddy, if you don't eat the food
Buddy, if you don't eat the food
Built by Peter MacCready.
Built by Peter MacCready.
Buster, this is a big gun and I don't want to shoot you.
Buster, this is a big gun and I don't want to shoot you.
Buster!
Buster!
Buster!
Buster!
Buster! I know you're out there! Buster!
Buster! I know you're out there! Buster!
Buster?
Buster?
But are you for real with this?
But are you for real with this?
But good luck.
But good luck.
But I keep getting calls on the overdrafts on these checks.
But I keep getting calls on the overdrafts on these checks.
But I know we can make the inspection.
But I know we can make the inspection.
But I noticed that your kid really pushes your buttons.
But I noticed that your kid really pushes your buttons.
But I will need everything from you and we are going to reopen this zoo.
But I will need everything from you and we are going to reopen this zoo.
But I'm just tellin' Kelly here that she's gotta...
But I'm just tellin' Kelly here that she's gotta...
But I've never done anything like this.
But I've never done anything like this.
But if you still want to befriends, you know, I'll still be your friend.
But if you still want to befriends, you know, I'll still be your friend.
But it's got rips and everything everywhere.
But it's got rips and everything everywhere.
But maybe my older brother didn't see this place.
But maybe my older brother didn't see this place.
But no, no, no, no. He's supposed to come
But no, no, no, no. He's supposed to come
But she was right there.
But she was right there.
But staying here and going down in flames,
But staying here and going down in flames,
But the financial climate being what it is,
But the financial climate being what it is,
But the funny thing is that
But the funny thing is that
But then they wake up another day.
But then they wake up another day.
But they don't feel really sick.
But they don't feel really sick.
But this is a rookie mistake.
But this is a rookie mistake.
But this is my first real adventure.
But this is my first real adventure.
But we live with a seven year old girl who still believes in the Easter Bunny.
But we live with a seven year old girl who still believes in the Easter Bunny.
But what I'm hopin' for is like a big backyard.
But what I'm hopin' for is like a big backyard.
But, as one parent to another, I...
But, as one parent to another, I...
Buy the property and then just relocate the animals?
Buy the property and then just relocate the animals?
By buying a broken down zoo in the country,
By buying a broken down zoo in the country,
By Solomon's enclosure. Bye.
By Solomon's enclosure. Bye.
Can we see the otters? I'd love to see the otters.
Can we see the otters? I'd love to see the otters.
Can you check on the invoice order?
Can you check on the invoice order?
Can't you see his legs? He's suffering, man.
Can't you see his legs? He's suffering, man.
Catch her spirit.
Catch her spirit.
Catch her spirit. That's right.
Catch her spirit. That's right.
Causing damage.
Causing damage.
Cereal bar for you. You're late, dude.
Cereal bar for you. You're late, dude.
Cerrado.
Cerrado.
Charley, is really kneading us well, sir.
Charley, is really kneading us well, sir.
Circus money, man.
Circus money, man.
Circus money, yeah.
Circus money, yeah.
Cocktails!
Cocktails!
Come here! Oh, God! Don't turn around.
Come here! Oh, God! Don't turn around.
Come on, baby!
Come on, baby!
Come on, come on. We're late, guys. Let's go. Come on.
Come on, come on. We're late, guys. Let's go. Come on.
Come on, Dad. Let's go home.
Come on, Dad. Let's go home.
Come on, give me a break. You've come this far. Huh?
Come on, give me a break. You've come this far. Huh?
Come on, guys. Grab a box, man. Go, go get a box.
Come on, guys. Grab a box, man. Go, go get a box.
Come on, hi. Watch your step.
Come on, hi. Watch your step.
Come on, honey, come down for us!
Come on, honey, come down for us!
Come on, man, we talked about this.
Come on, man, we talked about this.
Come on, man, we're almost there.
Come on, man, we're almost there.
Come on, Solomon, come on, baby!
Come on, Solomon, come on, baby!
Come on, Solomon, come on, baby!
Come on, Solomon, come on, baby!
Come on, Spar! Come on, come on!
Come on, Spar! Come on, come on!
Come on, sweetie. Come on. Okay, where did Mom get the backpacks?
Come on, sweetie. Come on. Okay, where did Mom get the backpacks?
Come on! Come down, Spar! Come on down!
Come on! Come down, Spar! Come on down!
Come, MacCready, please come, please.
Come, MacCready, please come, please.
Condiments.
Condiments.
Congratulations to you.
Congratulations to you.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Contain the dark lord.
Contain the dark lord.
Corn's ready!
Corn's ready!
Could you possibly be making a joke right now?
Could you possibly be making a joke right now?
Could you possibly point another fan at me?
Could you possibly point another fan at me?
Cut!
Cut!
Dad, here he come...
Dad, here he come...
Dad, I have a sick amount of homework tonight.
Dad, I have a sick amount of homework tonight.
Dad, I'll just get waffles.
Dad, I'll just get waffles.
Dad, it's whatever. Look, I'll know it when I get to school.
Dad, it's whatever. Look, I'll know it when I get to school.
Dad, someday you're gonna have to eat some of that lasagna.
Dad, someday you're gonna have to eat some of that lasagna.
Dad, there's nothin' you could say to me
Dad, there's nothin' you could say to me
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad? Dad, the peacocks are hatching!
Dad? Dad, the peacocks are hatching!
Dad.
Dad.
Dad. Nobody's gonna give an F to a kid whose mom died six months ago.
Dad. Nobody's gonna give an F to a kid whose mom died six months ago.
Daddy, I can't sleep. The neighbors again.
Daddy, I can't sleep. The neighbors again.
Denies me, frustrates me.
Denies me, frustrates me.
Did you even read that book? Man...
Did you even read that book? Man...
Did you give 'em all names, Rosie?
Did you give 'em all names, Rosie?
Dig you out. My goodness. There, it's Miss...
Dig you out. My goodness. There, it's Miss...
Do something!
Do something!
Do you feel like you can't see her?
Do you feel like you can't see her?
Do you have any idea what they put in water?
Do you have any idea what they put in water?
Do you know what she did for you?
Do you know what she did for you?
Do you think I want to come out here
Do you think I want to come out here
Do you think I want to do this by myself?
Do you think I want to do this by myself?
Do you want to... Do you want to keep this?
Do you want to... Do you want to keep this?
Don't be a tiny person.
Don't be a tiny person.
Don't keep me around out of...
Don't keep me around out of...
Don't make me get angry.
Don't make me get angry.
Don't move, Mr. Mee! He might be faking it.
Don't move, Mr. Mee! He might be faking it.
Don't take a gift that's not given to you yet, now. All right?
Don't take a gift that's not given to you yet, now. All right?
Don't tell anybody what I heard, okay?
Don't tell anybody what I heard, okay?
Don't turn around! Turn around. Turn around!
Don't turn around! Turn around. Turn around!
Don't... Don't look now. You're happy. Ha ha!
Don't... Don't look now. You're happy. Ha ha!
Duncan, Duncan, Duncan! That defeats its own purpose!
Duncan, Duncan, Duncan! That defeats its own purpose!
Dyl, can you hand me my phone?
Dyl, can you hand me my phone?
Dyl!
Dyl!
Dylan likes Lily.
Dylan likes Lily.
Dylan really loves you, you know?
Dylan really loves you, you know?
Dylan. His name's Dylan. His clothes are fine.
Dylan. His name's Dylan. His clothes are fine.
Each of you, I've come to know in some small way.
Each of you, I've come to know in some small way.
Especially somebody with kids. Why?
Especially somebody with kids. Why?
Even talk to someone like me?
Even talk to someone like me?
Everybody says you're a dick.
Everybody says you're a dick.
Everywhere.
Everywhere.
Except for the books and the telephone.
Except for the books and the telephone.
Favorite bushes grew flowers all over our neighborhood.
Favorite bushes grew flowers all over our neighborhood.
Ferris lusts you.
Ferris lusts you.
Ferris, that son of a bitch!
Ferris, that son of a bitch!
Ferris!
Ferris!
Filippe's on Third Street. Balboa Park.
Filippe's on Third Street. Balboa Park.
First day. it's my first day.
First day. it's my first day.
For angry men. With large mustaches.
For angry men. With large mustaches.
For the land alone.
For the land alone.
For what?
For what?
Forget all that. Don't do what I did. Travel the stages of grief.
Forget all that. Don't do what I did. Travel the stages of grief.
Fourteen, I guess.
Fourteen, I guess.
Frame's a little loose. I...
Frame's a little loose. I...
French braids. Big in the '90s.
French braids. Big in the '90s.
Full and total lockdown! Buster!
Full and total lockdown! Buster!
Gathering stories
Gathering stories
Get an umbrella.
Get an umbrella.
Get down off the rock, Spar!
Get down off the rock, Spar!
Get him some medicine and invest in a little bit of hope!
Get him some medicine and invest in a little bit of hope!
Get it done!
Get it done!
Get off the rocks! Get off the rocks!
Get off the rocks! Get off the rocks!
Get out, get out, get out.
Get out, get out, get out.
Get us open by July 7th. 7!?
Get us open by July 7th. 7!?
Glad you guys are enjoyin' yourselves.
Glad you guys are enjoyin' yourselves.
Go home.
Go home.
Go into the commercial shrimping business and call myself Captain Dunk.
Go into the commercial shrimping business and call myself Captain Dunk.
Go out.
Go out.
Go to the city. Go find your girlfriends.
Go to the city. Go find your girlfriends.
Go to the tiger enclosure and give them some water.
Go to the tiger enclosure and give them some water.
Go.
Go.
Goldfish, I have.
Goldfish, I have.
Good aim.
Good aim.
Good night.
Good night.
Good word.
Good word.
Good, go get it. We're gonna need it.
Good, go get it. We're gonna need it.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Got it, thank you. Hey, look happy. Smile.
Got it, thank you. Hey, look happy. Smile.
Got it!
Got it!
Got it!
Got it!
Got it.
Got it.
Got Little Dom's.
Got Little Dom's.
Great, I keep her home from school one day and she gets eaten!
Great, I keep her home from school one day and she gets eaten!
Great, thank you.
Great, thank you.
Great.
Great.
Great. Let's schedule a pop by.
Great. Let's schedule a pop by.
Have every house cat from here to El Cajon.
Have every house cat from here to El Cajon.
Have you begun to draw up an end of life plan?
Have you begun to draw up an end of life plan?
Have you even been inside yet?
Have you even been inside yet?
He built the enclosures that set the standards
He built the enclosures that set the standards
He can still rip your arm off, though.
He can still rip your arm off, though.
He doesn't walk with lions.
He doesn't walk with lions.
He even flew into the center of Hurricane Charley.
He even flew into the center of Hurricane Charley.
He expelled you because you stole.
He expelled you because you stole.
He has no more money. He has no idea what he's doing.
He has no more money. He has no idea what he's doing.
He interviewed dangerous dictators.
He interviewed dangerous dictators.
He is going to end up selling this place to somebody for cheap.
He is going to end up selling this place to somebody for cheap.
He just got here and he's already thinkin' of quittin'.
He just got here and he's already thinkin' of quittin'.
He knew the ins and outs of strange and exotic adventure,
He knew the ins and outs of strange and exotic adventure,
He looks tired, Dad.
He looks tired, Dad.
He never cheated the Wall of Death!
He never cheated the Wall of Death!
He said he was goin' to think. He does that sometimes.
He said he was goin' to think. He does that sometimes.
He says it all the time. He won't have anything left to say in this century.
He says it all the time. He won't have anything left to say in this century.
He stole all of my ideas. And he gave them to the...
He stole all of my ideas. And he gave them to the...
He thought they would all visit. But nobody came.
He thought they would all visit. But nobody came.
He was 770, but... But he's been stressed out.
He was 770, but... But he's been stressed out.
He was toyin' with you, my boy.
He was toyin' with you, my boy.
He'll be here with the big van, but it'll be expensive!
He'll be here with the big van, but it'll be expensive!
He'll never last.
He'll never last.
He's a crook!
He's a crook!
He's been hit by a powerful tranquillizer!
He's been hit by a powerful tranquillizer!
He's dehydrated.
He's dehydrated.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's gonna be okay.
He's gonna be okay.
He's gotta come down from there.
He's gotta come down from there.
He's gotta eat his food, he's gotta drink water,
He's gotta eat his food, he's gotta drink water,
He's gotta take his medication.
He's gotta take his medication.
He's in a lot of pain. I can't stand to watch it.
He's in a lot of pain. I can't stand to watch it.
He's in so much pain.
He's in so much pain.
He's like this exotic creature from the city.
He's like this exotic creature from the city.
He's off the street and up in the woods!
He's off the street and up in the woods!
He's our eldest. He's 17. He's a Bengal tiger.
He's our eldest. He's 17. He's a Bengal tiger.
He's ready. Let's call the vet.
He's ready. Let's call the vet.
He's so patronizing to me!
He's so patronizing to me!
Hello, Kelly.
Hello, Kelly.
Help me with your sister!
Help me with your sister!
Help me with your sister!
Help me with your sister!
Here is the great Bob Marley.
Here is the great Bob Marley.
Here you go, boss.
Here you go, boss.
Here you go, guys. Here's your bag, sweetheart. Here.
Here you go, guys. Here's your bag, sweetheart. Here.
Here you go, one, two. There you go.
Here you go, one, two. There you go.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here's the revised Duncan plan.
Here's the revised Duncan plan.
Here's to us.
Here's to us.
Here's what I said.
Here's what I said.
Here's what she's saying.
Here's what she's saying.
Hey, Buster.
Hey, Buster.
Hey, good boy, good Solomon! Good Solomon! Good boy! Good boy!
Hey, good boy, good Solomon! Good Solomon! Good boy! Good boy!
Hey, guys, thanks for coming out and welcome to your zoo.
Hey, guys, thanks for coming out and welcome to your zoo.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys. I forgot to buy butter.
Hey, guys. I forgot to buy butter.
Hey, hey, Solomon! Who's a handsome boy?
Hey, hey, Solomon! Who's a handsome boy?
Hey, hey. So.
Hey, hey. So.
Hey, I need you for a second. I gotta...
Hey, I need you for a second. I gotta...
Hey, I'm pretty sure this is none of my business,
Hey, I'm pretty sure this is none of my business,
Hey, listen, I gotta go.
Hey, listen, I gotta go.
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Hey, Rosie?
Hey, Rosie?
Hey, Rosie. Your dad around?
Hey, Rosie. Your dad around?
Hey, there, Buster. Are you missin' the meds?
Hey, there, Buster. Are you missin' the meds?
Hey, wait, I feel like I should be helping you here.
Hey, wait, I feel like I should be helping you here.
Hey, why didn't you go to Sadie's for the play date, sweetie?
Hey, why didn't you go to Sadie's for the play date, sweetie?
Hey, you want some food?
Hey, you want some food?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hi, Benjamin!
Hi, Benjamin!
Hi, boy! Hi, boy! Fix it, fix it, would you?
Hi, boy! Hi, boy! Fix it, fix it, would you?
Hi, Lucy. When are you gonna have those babies?
Hi, Lucy. When are you gonna have those babies?
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mommy.
Hi, Mommy.
Hi, there. Good morning. Welcome, welcome.
Hi, there. Good morning. Welcome, welcome.
Hi.
Hi.
Holy shit. Okay.
Holy shit. Okay.
Home Depot.
Home Depot.
Honey...
Honey...
How come you don't tell stories any more?
How come you don't tell stories any more?
How do they send someone home early for moodiness?
How do they send someone home early for moodiness?
How far are we from the eye?
How far are we from the eye?
How great is that?
How great is that?
How important is butter to this meal tonight?
How important is butter to this meal tonight?
How long you been doin' this job?
How long you been doin' this job?
How much of this can we get done in a month?
How much of this can we get done in a month?
How much?
How much?
How would you choose?
How would you choose?
How'd you get the nosebleed?
How'd you get the nosebleed?
I am alive
I am alive
I am filled with Scotch and bitterness and impure thoughts!
I am filled with Scotch and bitterness and impure thoughts!
I am surrounded by hundreds, probably thousands of killer bees.
I am surrounded by hundreds, probably thousands of killer bees.
I asked him if you guys needed any help.
I asked him if you guys needed any help.
I asked you so politely, I didn't think you'd come.
I asked you so politely, I didn't think you'd come.
I barely hear you
I barely hear you
I believe you should court the girl we met at Jamba Juice.
I believe you should court the girl we met at Jamba Juice.
I called the vet from San Diego!
I called the vet from San Diego!
I called them all myself and I invited 'em.
I called them all myself and I invited 'em.
I can almost live with the artwork.
I can almost live with the artwork.
I can hear Ferris right now! MacCready!
I can hear Ferris right now! MacCready!
I can't even find you in there. You're like a Chilean miner.
I can't even find you in there. You're like a Chilean miner.
I can't stand it here! Look, can't you see that?
I can't stand it here! Look, can't you see that?
I can't stand it here! Look, can't you see that?
I can't stand it here! Look, can't you see that?
I cannot let go.
I cannot let go.
I did it because I was desperate!
I did it because I was desperate!
I did not appreciate the way he kicked that garter snake.
I did not appreciate the way he kicked that garter snake.
I didn't think this one was gonna make the trip.
I didn't think this one was gonna make the trip.
I didn't waste our money. I thought you liked it here.
I didn't waste our money. I thought you liked it here.
I do have enough to get us by.
I do have enough to get us by.
I do, and I also own it.
I do, and I also own it.
I don't come up with the prices.
I don't come up with the prices.
I don't doubt that.
I don't doubt that.
I don't even care. Who cares?
I don't even care. Who cares?
I don't fraternize, Mr. Mee.
I don't fraternize, Mr. Mee.
I don't know how to say this.
I don't know how to say this.
I don't know what that means, but I don't believe it.
I don't know what that means, but I don't believe it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I was thinkin' maybe
I don't know. I was thinkin' maybe
I don't know. it's a sensitive school.
I don't know. it's a sensitive school.
I don't know. it's our only option.
I don't know. it's our only option.
I don't speak Spanish.
I don't speak Spanish.
I get it now, okay? I get why you can't stand me!
I get it now, okay? I get why you can't stand me!
I got a big crush on you, and I just can't get a handle on it, so.
I got a big crush on you, and I just can't get a handle on it, so.
I got your sister home sick from school.
I got your sister home sick from school.
I guess I didn't listen to something she told me or somethin'?
I guess I didn't listen to something she told me or somethin'?
I guess I just can't talk to girls that well?
I guess I just can't talk to girls that well?
I guess I just don't understand how you can call this place home.
I guess I just don't understand how you can call this place home.
I hate you? Wait a second.
I hate you? Wait a second.
I hate you? Wait a second.
I hate you? Wait a second.
I have 'em. Yeah, got 'em. Got 'em.
I have 'em. Yeah, got 'em. Got 'em.
I have a question for you.
I have a question for you.
I have that.
I have that.
I have you down as an assistant.
I have you down as an assistant.
I hear you may not be staying here much longer.
I hear you may not be staying here much longer.
I heard you!
I heard you!
I just can't get
I just can't get
I just want you to be happy, man.
I just want you to be happy, man.
I keep forgetting! it's all about you!
I keep forgetting! it's all about you!
I know all about MacCready.
I know all about MacCready.
I know exactly how this goes.
I know exactly how this goes.
I know she knows.
I know she knows.
I know, man, I know.
I know, man, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I like it when you talk.
I like it when you talk.
I like it.
I like it.
I like the animals, but I love the humans.
I like the animals, but I love the humans.
I like the jumpsuit.
I like the jumpsuit.
I like your drawing.
I like your drawing.
I like your feathers.
I like your feathers.
I like yours on your head. And I like your...
I like yours on your head. And I like your...
I look forward to New Year's.
I look forward to New Year's.
I love her. You know how I picture her?
I love her. You know how I picture her?
I love it. But,
I love it. But,
I love new. Hell, I'm new! Excuse my language, but I'm new.
I love new. Hell, I'm new! Excuse my language, but I'm new.
I love that you were named after Bob Dylan.
I love that you were named after Bob Dylan.
I love that you're telling stories again.
I love that you're telling stories again.
I love that zoo!
I love that zoo!
I love your hair. I loved your sign, Lily. I love you.
I love your hair. I loved your sign, Lily. I love you.
I love your mom.
I love your mom.
I mean, a minute ago, he was into paper airplanes,
I mean, a minute ago, he was into paper airplanes,
I mean, Dylan. His eyes.
I mean, Dylan. His eyes.
I mean, how could this even happen, man? I don't even know how you did this!
I mean, how could this even happen, man? I don't even know how you did this!
I mean, how much is this gonna cost?
I mean, how much is this gonna cost?
I mean, I go to Home Depot. I go to the nine miles away Target.
I mean, I go to Home Depot. I go to the nine miles away Target.
I mean, I liked her.
I mean, I liked her.
I mean, I thought you liked me!
I mean, I thought you liked me!
I mean, if Charles Manson needed a personal muralist, you'd be the guy.
I mean, if Charles Manson needed a personal muralist, you'd be the guy.
I mean, it... It did, out here.
I mean, it... It did, out here.
I mean, stationary hills. We...
I mean, stationary hills. We...
I mean, there are still cars and all.
I mean, there are still cars and all.
I mean, we've gotta get him into the enclosure.
I mean, we've gotta get him into the enclosure.
I mean, what do I know? I was spoiled. I had the real thing.
I mean, what do I know? I was spoiled. I had the real thing.
I mean, what kind of regular person just up and buys a place like this?
I mean, what kind of regular person just up and buys a place like this?
I mean, who doesn't, right?
I mean, who doesn't, right?
I mean, you're gonna have to put some more skin in the game, boss.
I mean, you're gonna have to put some more skin in the game, boss.
I mean, you're gonna have to put some more skin in the game, boss.
I mean, you're gonna have to put some more skin in the game, boss.
I met her there.
I met her there.
I miss our home.
I miss our home.
I miss Sheila, man.
I miss Sheila, man.
I missed people.
I missed people.
I moved up.
I moved up.
I need to go over with you about the upcoming inspection.
I need to go over with you about the upcoming inspection.
I never know what to say to you.
I never know what to say to you.
I quit.
I quit.
I quit.
I quit.
I said human interaction.
I said human interaction.
I said.
I said.
I saw him up here on the hill by himself. Utterly free.
I saw him up here on the hill by himself. Utterly free.
I see one of these tigers is 17 years of age?
I see one of these tigers is 17 years of age?
I see you working in a field, in Bolivia,
I see you working in a field, in Bolivia,
I shall try to start over.
I shall try to start over.
I slipped on the roof and banged it.
I slipped on the roof and banged it.
I started questioning my entire being back there on the 405.
I started questioning my entire being back there on the 405.
I take Visa. I prefer MasterCard.
I take Visa. I prefer MasterCard.
I talked to MacCready. Hello, children.
I talked to MacCready. Hello, children.
I think I'll just find my pillow.
I think I'll just find my pillow.
I think it's time.
I think it's time.
I think so.
I think so.
I think we should give you an online column.
I think we should give you an online column.
I think we're jumpin' the gun.
I think we're jumpin' the gun.
I thought this was a dream come true for us!
I thought this was a dream come true for us!
I thought this was...
I thought this was...
I thought, I thought, I thought...
I thought, I thought, I thought...
I thought, maybe...
I thought, maybe...
I told you...
I told you...
I understand, but we're not there yet.
I understand, but we're not there yet.
I want everyone to stay off their walkies.
I want everyone to stay off their walkies.
I want to get a shot of that.
I want to get a shot of that.
I want to make his enclosure bigger.
I want to make his enclosure bigger.
I want to see you here opening day.
I want to see you here opening day.
I want you to know, I think you're incredibly pretty.
I want you to know, I think you're incredibly pretty.
I was named after a dog named Dylan.
I was named after a dog named Dylan.
I was walkin' by.
I was walkin' by.
I will, I'll kill him.
I will, I'll kill him.
I wish Dylan had come with us. This is fun.
I wish Dylan had come with us. This is fun.
I wish Dylan were here, too.
I wish Dylan were here, too.
I wish we could tell Mom that.
I wish we could tell Mom that.
I would love to teach you how to shave!
I would love to teach you how to shave!
I... No, no, no, no! Wait! Solomon!
I... No, no, no, no! Wait! Solomon!
I'd make that first priority, as well.
I'd make that first priority, as well.
I'd never gone and talked to a total stranger before.
I'd never gone and talked to a total stranger before.
I'd say you're lookin' at about a buck fifty here.
I'd say you're lookin' at about a buck fifty here.
I'll be open by July.
I'll be open by July.
I'll be taking notes in preparation for the actual inspection.
I'll be taking notes in preparation for the actual inspection.
I'll call Kelly.
I'll call Kelly.
I'll cut off his head with a sword.
I'll cut off his head with a sword.
I'll get a close up on your nose.
I'll get a close up on your nose.
I'll kill him without a thought.
I'll kill him without a thought.
I'll kill him!
I'll kill him!
I'll kill him.
I'll kill him.
I'll pay whatever it takes!
I'll pay whatever it takes!
I'll take this side of the hill!
I'll take this side of the hill!
I'm 28. I never go out.
I'm 28. I never go out.
I'm fine with my squeaky window, Mr. Mee.
I'm fine with my squeaky window, Mr. Mee.
I'm glad you're excited about it.
I'm glad you're excited about it.
I'm goin' for it.
I'm goin' for it.
I'm goin' home.
I'm goin' home.
I'm goin' home.
I'm goin' home.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna distract him from the other side of this enclosure
I'm gonna distract him from the other side of this enclosure
I'm gonna have to go take a look around.
I'm gonna have to go take a look around.
I'm gonna live here. I'm gonna keep you.
I'm gonna live here. I'm gonna keep you.
I'm gonna say this one more time, buddy.
I'm gonna say this one more time, buddy.
I'm guessing that Rosie was more like your wife and Dylan's more like you
I'm guessing that Rosie was more like your wife and Dylan's more like you
I'm here every day.
I'm here every day.
I'm here for a pop by, Mr. Mee.
I'm here for a pop by, Mr. Mee.
I'm just gonna take a little walk and wrap my brain around this one.
I'm just gonna take a little walk and wrap my brain around this one.
I'm never talkin' to you again, you little asshole!
I'm never talkin' to you again, you little asshole!
I'm not gettin' after anything like that.
I'm not gettin' after anything like that.
I'm not good with people.
I'm not good with people.
I'm not lettin' you out of the car till I get a new word.
I'm not lettin' you out of the car till I get a new word.
I'm not sure if all Dwyer's clothes fit him
I'm not sure if all Dwyer's clothes fit him
I'm not takin' one for the team, if that's what you're gettin' after.
I'm not takin' one for the team, if that's what you're gettin' after.
I'm pathetic!
I'm pathetic!
I'm saying, we just let him live for a couple more weeks.
I'm saying, we just let him live for a couple more weeks.
I'm sick of sympathy.
I'm sick of sympathy.
I'm so disappointed in you.
I'm so disappointed in you.
I'm so glad you're open.
I'm so glad you're open.
I'm sorry I brought you out to the sticks.
I'm sorry I brought you out to the sticks.
I'm sorry I messed up the box of snakes.
I'm sorry I messed up the box of snakes.
I'm sorry that you didn't get more of a childhood, man.
I'm sorry that you didn't get more of a childhood, man.
I'm sorry that your mother got sick when she did.
I'm sorry that your mother got sick when she did.
I'm sorry. Mister! Your bulbs.
I'm sorry. Mister! Your bulbs.
I'm sure I'll have plenty of reports.
I'm sure I'll have plenty of reports.
I'm tellin' you the truth.
I'm tellin' you the truth.
I'm the same way.
I'm the same way.
I'm tryin' to figure it out. There's no manual for what happened.
I'm tryin' to figure it out. There's no manual for what happened.
I'm worried Lily's gonna hurt Dylan.
I'm worried Lily's gonna hurt Dylan.
I'm your fan, man. Don't you know that by now?
I'm your fan, man. Don't you know that by now?
I'm... I've had it with whatever.
I'm... I've had it with whatever.
I've been an adventure addict my whole life.
I've been an adventure addict my whole life.
I've been checking his bills.
I've been checking his bills.
I've been coming here long before you.
I've been coming here long before you.
I've been with him for 13 years.
I've been with him for 13 years.
If anybody has any problem, I don't want to hear about it
If anybody has any problem, I don't want to hear about it
If I can get an inspection set for the end of June, right?
If I can get an inspection set for the end of June, right?
If I wasn't wearing this suit, I would be dead in an instant!
If I wasn't wearing this suit, I would be dead in an instant!
If Katherine were here, she would have come up with
If Katherine were here, she would have come up with
If no one buys this property soon,
If no one buys this property soon,
If only I could talk to her about getting over her.
If only I could talk to her about getting over her.
If the paper goes down or gets sold, you'll still be safe.
If the paper goes down or gets sold, you'll still be safe.
If you don't go to any of the places where you and Katherine used to go.
If you don't go to any of the places where you and Katherine used to go.
If you focused as much on your homework
If you focused as much on your homework
If you had to choose between people and animals, really quick,
If you had to choose between people and animals, really quick,
In fact, I rather enjoy it.
In fact, I rather enjoy it.
In some quarters, sympathy would be considered the appropriate response.
In some quarters, sympathy would be considered the appropriate response.
In the current economic environment,
In the current economic environment,
In the front of their two inch canines.
In the front of their two inch canines.
In the trunk of this car is haddock.
In the trunk of this car is haddock.
In time, then.
In time, then.
In time. In time.
In time. In time.
Insane debt!
Insane debt!
IPocalypse.
IPocalypse.
Is butter worth your dad driving 18 miles
Is butter worth your dad driving 18 miles
Is going to care and maintain these endangered animals.
Is going to care and maintain these endangered animals.
Is it time?
Is it time?
Is just a hint of what's yet to come!
Is just a hint of what's yet to come!
Is she a stunner? I mean, is that what they call a stunner now?
Is she a stunner? I mean, is that what they call a stunner now?
It all goes downhill very fast.
It all goes downhill very fast.
It always was.
It always was.
It breaks my heart.
It breaks my heart.
It doesn't work like that.
It doesn't work like that.
It fell. Okay, get it.
It fell. Okay, get it.
It has complications to it, Mr. Mee.
It has complications to it, Mr. Mee.
It has guided me my entire life.
It has guided me my entire life.
It hurts me to tell you this.
It hurts me to tell you this.
It is in the center console.
It is in the center console.
It is the best job in the world.
It is the best job in the world.
It just turns out that she's here, too.
It just turns out that she's here, too.
It says, Listen to your heart, not your brother.
It says, Listen to your heart, not your brother.
It started out as mine, but she kind of adopted it.
It started out as mine, but she kind of adopted it.
It was a Category 4 storm.
It was a Category 4 storm.
It was kind of their fault if you think about it.
It was kind of their fault if you think about it.
It was like Altered States. I saw an iguana and a dwarf Indian.
It was like Altered States. I saw an iguana and a dwarf Indian.
It's a bad idea. Let me call you back.
It's a bad idea. Let me call you back.
It's a little dark.
It's a little dark.
It's a little high, 'cause somebody had them deliver on a Saturday.
It's a little high, 'cause somebody had them deliver on a Saturday.
It's a little high, 'cause somebody had them deliver on a Saturday.
It's a little high, 'cause somebody had them deliver on a Saturday.
It's a lot of work, but I think I can do it.
It's a lot of work, but I think I can do it.
It's a lot to take on. All of us.
It's a lot to take on. All of us.
It's a new day for you, Mr. B.
It's a new day for you, Mr. B.
It's a real fun party.
It's a real fun party.
It's a shame about the new boss, huh?
It's a shame about the new boss, huh?
It's a weird house.
It's a weird house.
It's a zoo.
It's a zoo.
It's a zoo.
It's a zoo.
It's a zoo. I'm moving to a zoo.
It's a zoo. I'm moving to a zoo.
It's a...
It's a...
It's about Rosie, man.
It's about Rosie, man.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all right. It doesn't hurt that bad.
It's all right. It doesn't hurt that bad.
It's been the best one of all because it's personal.
It's been the best one of all because it's personal.
It's causing insidious harm or ruin.
It's causing insidious harm or ruin.
It's cold.
It's cold.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
It's gonna be very hard to find rolling hills in the city.
It's gonna be very hard to find rolling hills in the city.
It's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.
It's good, right? I mean, I think it could be a series,
It's good, right? I mean, I think it could be a series,
It's great. I get it.
It's great. I get it.
It's just not a great time for me.
It's just not a great time for me.
It's just that he's a fortune to get here and...
It's just that he's a fortune to get here and...
It's just that it says Rosemoor Animal Park.
It's just that it says Rosemoor Animal Park.
It's just us, Mr. Mee.
It's just us, Mr. Mee.
It's just... it's just too bad.
It's just... it's just too bad.
It's lasagna. Dinner for three.
It's lasagna. Dinner for three.
It's not about where an adventure ends,
It's not about where an adventure ends,
It's only February right now.
It's only February right now.
It's only two zebras.
It's only two zebras.
It's our old friend.
It's our old friend.
It's really well worn.
It's really well worn.
It's Rhonda. She's leavin' for some job in Mexico
It's Rhonda. She's leavin' for some job in Mexico
It's the most dangerous animal in the forest.
It's the most dangerous animal in the forest.
It's the wrong day for this to be happening, man.
It's the wrong day for this to be happening, man.
It's Walter Ferris.
It's Walter Ferris.
It's your dream!
It's your dream!
Just be yourself. This one's for Spar.
Just be yourself. This one's for Spar.
Just can't get a handle on it.
Just can't get a handle on it.
Just give me one second.
Just give me one second.
Just knowing you, Rosie, right now,
Just knowing you, Rosie, right now,
Just like Sheila did.
Just like Sheila did.
Just make her a nice zoo screen saver and she'll be just as happy.
Just make her a nice zoo screen saver and she'll be just as happy.
Just set it up. What else do we have?
Just set it up. What else do we have?
Just, literally 20 seconds of just embarrassing bravery.
Just, literally 20 seconds of just embarrassing bravery.
Keep MacCready away from him. We don't need any bloodshed today.
Keep MacCready away from him. We don't need any bloodshed today.
Kelly and maybe even get MacCready.
Kelly and maybe even get MacCready.
Kelly, how's it looking for the giraffes?
Kelly, how's it looking for the giraffes?
Kelly. Benjamin.
Kelly. Benjamin.
Knock it off! You misheard me!
Knock it off! You misheard me!
Know what? it's all about new. People love new.
Know what? it's all about new. People love new.
Ladybugs.
Ladybugs.
Lam not!
Lam not!
Last item.
Last item.
Let that sweatshirt start over.
Let that sweatshirt start over.
Let's go see Solomon's enclosure.
Let's go see Solomon's enclosure.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's just hang out.
Let's just hang out.
Let's not rush into things. Let's not...
Let's not rush into things. Let's not...
Let's shave!
Let's shave!
Let's vote.
Let's vote.
Let's... Let's just take it all in first.
Let's... Let's just take it all in first.
Like the killer bees.
Like the killer bees.
Like they do in the wild.
Like they do in the wild.
Like you were talking about cornflakes.
Like you were talking about cornflakes.
Like...
Like...
Listen, you're not talkin' to 'em correctly, yet, boss.
Listen, you're not talkin' to 'em correctly, yet, boss.
Listen.
Listen.
Little Dom's, the coffee shop, that... That's a big one.
Little Dom's, the coffee shop, that... That's a big one.
Long day for you, Ben?
Long day for you, Ben?
Long day for you.
Long day for you.
Look over here, guys.
Look over here, guys.
Look, am I nuts to say that I missed you like crazy a lot? A lot.
Look, am I nuts to say that I missed you like crazy a lot? A lot.
Look, Dad'll be back soon. He's just having a mood.
Look, Dad'll be back soon. He's just having a mood.
Look, do... I'm beggin' you, do what other people do. Go to Vegas.
Look, do... I'm beggin' you, do what other people do. Go to Vegas.
Look, honestly, I don't know.
Look, honestly, I don't know.
Look, I am the one who gets the emails
Look, I am the one who gets the emails
Look, I heard you admit it to her.
Look, I heard you admit it to her.
Look, just be yourself.
Look, just be yourself.
Look, maybe it's supposed to be this way. I don't know.
Look, maybe it's supposed to be this way. I don't know.
Look, my cameraman just handed me his umbrella
Look, my cameraman just handed me his umbrella
Look, these animals need somebody to rescue them.
Look, these animals need somebody to rescue them.
Look, they're not called cages, they're called enclosures.
Look, they're not called cages, they're called enclosures.
Look, this doesn't feel right.
Look, this doesn't feel right.
Look.
Look.
Look. I'm tryin' to give 'em an authentic American experience.
Look. I'm tryin' to give 'em an authentic American experience.
Look. The world is gonna get very small
Look. The world is gonna get very small
Lots of them don't have hair. So that's good.
Lots of them don't have hair. So that's good.
Loud noises scare the big cats.
Loud noises scare the big cats.
Love the house, smells and all. Right?
Love the house, smells and all. Right?
MacCready, I would love it if you could come and meet me
MacCready, I would love it if you could come and meet me
MacCready's gettin' deep tonight!
MacCready's gettin' deep tonight!
Make sure that this gets in his food
Make sure that this gets in his food
Man, all right.
Man, all right.
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Mayday, mayday! Kelly, do you copy?
Mayday, mayday! Kelly, do you copy?
Me, too.
Me, too.
Me, too.
Me, too.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Moist.
Moist.
Mommy would always be in your heart and my shoulder.
Mommy would always be in your heart and my shoulder.
More bad news.
More bad news.
Mr. Devereaux, Dylan's art teacher,
Mr. Devereaux, Dylan's art teacher,
Mr. Mae? We've got the bill from the feed company.
Mr. Mae? We've got the bill from the feed company.
Mr. Mee, we have to talk, okay?
Mr. Mee, we have to talk, okay?
My brief marriage, that was a cage.
My brief marriage, that was a cage.
My brother can't take no for an answer.
My brother can't take no for an answer.
My girlfriends, they text me,
My girlfriends, they text me,
My older brother didn't let me blow Dad's inheritance
My older brother didn't let me blow Dad's inheritance
My visions! My waste canals!
My visions! My waste canals!
My...
My...
Nathan, we're running out of yams and monkey chow.
Nathan, we're running out of yams and monkey chow.
Nathan? Nathan, go to two.
Nathan? Nathan, go to two.
Nathan? Nathan, wake up!
Nathan? Nathan, wake up!
Never.
Never.
New guidelines are being raised this year.
New guidelines are being raised this year.
New opportunities, new schools, just new.
New opportunities, new schools, just new.
Nice, very nice.
Nice, very nice.
Nine miles from the nearest Target store.
Nine miles from the nearest Target store.
Nine miles there. Nine miles back.
Nine miles there. Nine miles back.
Nine miles.
Nine miles.
No one gets paid, Ben...
No one gets paid, Ben...
No one in the zoo community has ever heard of you.
No one in the zoo community has ever heard of you.
No reason. Lots to do here.
No reason. Lots to do here.
No tag backs! I know.
No tag backs! I know.
No way.
No way.
No, Benji.
No, Benji.
No, but thank you for telling me, again!
No, but thank you for telling me, again!
No, he's right. They should be here.
No, he's right. They should be here.
No, I can't stand by and watch this happen!
No, I can't stand by and watch this happen!
No, I can't... I can't go hiking.
No, I can't... I can't go hiking.
No, it's not the prices. it's me.
No, it's not the prices. it's me.
No, man.
No, man.
No, no, no, I want you to have eggs, man.
No, no, no, I want you to have eggs, man.
No.
No.
No. At least now I know the real reason why you hate me!
No. At least now I know the real reason why you hate me!
No. At least now I know the real reason why you hate me!
No. At least now I know the real reason why you hate me!
No. Listen.
No. Listen.
No. That's okay.
No. That's okay.
Nope. I'm good.
Nope. I'm good.
Not at night.
Not at night.
Not bad? Huh?
Not bad? Huh?
Not bad. Actually, they're... They're pretty docile.
Not bad. Actually, they're... They're pretty docile.
Not mine.
Not mine.
Not why I'm here, bro.
Not why I'm here, bro.
Nothing can stop you.
Nothing can stop you.
Now I'm in the restaurant. And I'm terrified.
Now I'm in the restaurant. And I'm terrified.
Now what do we have here?
Now what do we have here?
Now why would you buy this place?
Now why would you buy this place?
Now you'll notice here that I am stringing this cable
Now you'll notice here that I am stringing this cable
Now you're talkin' to 'em. There you go.
Now you're talkin' to 'em. There you go.
Now, hang on. So, okay. Stop.
Now, hang on. So, okay. Stop.
Now, we're responsible for the upkeep, not just the granting of licenses.
Now, we're responsible for the upkeep, not just the granting of licenses.
Of course, we have lions, man.
Of course, we have lions, man.
Of the 20th century, all right?
Of the 20th century, all right?
Of the generation that's gonna save it.
Of the generation that's gonna save it.
Of the spirit.
Of the spirit.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, God, the only way to fix it is to jimmy it from the inside.
Oh, God, the only way to fix it is to jimmy it from the inside.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my... We used to go there all the time!
Oh, my... We used to go there all the time!
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yes! This is fantastic.
Oh, yes! This is fantastic.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! That thing.
Oh! That thing.
Okay, got it.
Okay, got it.
Okay, guys, this is the whole storage side of the house!
Okay, guys, this is the whole storage side of the house!
Okay, he gave us 12 top priority items,
Okay, he gave us 12 top priority items,
Okay, look, the Jaguar Restaurant, guys!
Okay, look, the Jaguar Restaurant, guys!
Okay, terrific. Let's go.
Okay, terrific. Let's go.
Okay, two more left.
Okay, two more left.
Okay, we've had some problems, man, but we're figurin' it out, okay?
Okay, we've had some problems, man, but we're figurin' it out, okay?
Okay, well, we all know that I stink at speeches, so I won't even try.
Okay, well, we all know that I stink at speeches, so I won't even try.
Okay! Let's open the gates!
Okay! Let's open the gates!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. $74.39.
Okay. $74.39.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Spar has a...
Okay. Spar has a...
Okay. That's a... Whoa. Come on.
Okay. That's a... Whoa. Come on.
On my veloured couch with your two children.
On my veloured couch with your two children.
On this July Eth, 2010,
On this July Eth, 2010,
Once in a lifetime.
Once in a lifetime.
Once in my life.
Once in my life.
Ooh! Hey!
Ooh! Hey!
Or do what I did, when Sheila left me.
Or do what I did, when Sheila left me.
Or else we and all these animals are gone.
Or else we and all these animals are gone.
Or four.
Or four.
Or throw it away.
Or throw it away.
Our adventure is just beginning.
Our adventure is just beginning.
Our inspection happens
Our inspection happens
Our local hero.
Our local hero.
Our mommy died.
Our mommy died.
Out in little pieces
Out in little pieces
Over here.
Over here.
Over the lakes
Over the lakes
Over the minds
Over the minds
Over the moons
Over the moons
Over the ponds
Over the ponds
Over the rains
Over the rains
Over the trees
Over the trees
Part of the humane care of an animal is preparing for the inevitable...
Part of the humane care of an animal is preparing for the inevitable...
Pastries, forget about it.
Pastries, forget about it.
Patience, my son. Patience.
Patience, my son. Patience.
Peaches.
Peaches.
Peaches. How do you keep 'em all straight? You have three named Peaches.
Peaches. How do you keep 'em all straight? You have three named Peaches.
Peafowl are very resilient animals.
Peafowl are very resilient animals.
People!
People!
Pernicious mean?
Pernicious mean?
Pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza.
Pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza.
Please, don't take offense if I don't hit on you.
Please, don't take offense if I don't hit on you.
Please, she's way younger than me. She's 12.
Please, she's way younger than me. She's 12.
Please! Let me lay you off so you can get the benefits!
Please! Let me lay you off so you can get the benefits!
Plus, I wasn't named after Bob Dylan.
Plus, I wasn't named after Bob Dylan.
Pretend we're at the zoo.
Pretend we're at the zoo.
Quite a lot's been written about
Quite a lot's been written about
Raise the barrier heights, too.
Raise the barrier heights, too.
Really?
Really?
Reindeer slippers.
Reindeer slippers.
Remember? She said sometimes people look really sick
Remember? She said sometimes people look really sick
Reposition those suckers and boom, there goes your carotid.
Reposition those suckers and boom, there goes your carotid.
Rickety posts.
Rickety posts.
Right there.
Right there.
Right.
Right.
Right. So what did we talk about? A new place.
Right. So what did we talk about? A new place.
Ring around the Rosie.
Ring around the Rosie.
Rosie is seven.
Rosie is seven.
Say, Peaches.
Say, Peaches.
See my friends.
See my friends.
See that? He likes us.
See that? He likes us.
See, this is all the snake food, right?
See, this is all the snake food, right?
Serious is the smell in that car.
Serious is the smell in that car.
Seriously?
Seriously?
She calls it your circus money.
She calls it your circus money.
She did. This was a...
She did. This was a...
She is happy here.
She is happy here.
She keeps callin' me to go hiking.
She keeps callin' me to go hiking.
She knew exactly what you would do.
She knew exactly what you would do.
She lives on the property.
She lives on the property.
She loved red kites and blueberry Pop Tarts.
She loved red kites and blueberry Pop Tarts.
She loved you.
She loved you.
She said that it looked worse than it felt.
She said that it looked worse than it felt.
She still hasn't seen me.
She still hasn't seen me.
She used three exclamation marks.
She used three exclamation marks.
She was
She was
She was sitting right there in that chair.
She was sitting right there in that chair.
She's a stunner.
She's a stunner.
She's about a foot taller.
She's about a foot taller.
She's gotta go have some time to herself.
She's gotta go have some time to herself.
She's never far away.
She's never far away.
She's still lookin' out for you, man.
She's still lookin' out for you, man.
Sheep farts in aspic!
Sheep farts in aspic!
Sing along
Sing along
Sleep well, Benjamin. Sweet dreams.
Sleep well, Benjamin. Sweet dreams.
Sloane Animal Park!
Sloane Animal Park!
Smells good.
Smells good.
So don't... Don't give up on our adventure.
So don't... Don't give up on our adventure.
So he's occasionally depressed.
So he's occasionally depressed.
So I think the question we need to ask ourselves as a family
So I think the question we need to ask ourselves as a family
So I would like to declare us all modern day adventurers.
So I would like to declare us all modern day adventurers.
So I'll come back every day at 4:15 and bring you a sandwich.
So I'll come back every day at 4:15 and bring you a sandwich.
So I'm givin' him a little bit of leeway.
So I'm givin' him a little bit of leeway.
So I've asked for June 30th, which would
So I've asked for June 30th, which would
So just do me a favor.
So just do me a favor.
So just leave them in the travel crates
So just leave them in the travel crates
So stop moping around this place, man!
So stop moping around this place, man!
So that's perfect.
So that's perfect.
So the truth is, we don't really know how much longer he's got and I...
So the truth is, we don't really know how much longer he's got and I...
So there's a few decisions
So there's a few decisions
So they're showing off today.
So they're showing off today.
So turn me into
So turn me into
So we pay her cash under the table out of my salary.
So we pay her cash under the table out of my salary.
So we're all good there.
So we're all good there.
So when they attack, they bite you,
So when they attack, they bite you,
So you woke up this morning and you thought to yourself...
So you woke up this morning and you thought to yourself...
So your question is?
So your question is?
So, Ernesto and his friends are plastering posters everywhere
So, Ernesto and his friends are plastering posters everywhere
So, I don't know what you've heard,
So, I don't know what you've heard,
So, just tell me what, you know, just give me a list of what to do,
So, just tell me what, you know, just give me a list of what to do,
So, technically, that's 18.4 miles for butter.
So, technically, that's 18.4 miles for butter.
So, when you get a second, there's a couple things
So, when you get a second, there's a couple things
Solomon! Can you hear me?
Solomon! Can you hear me?
Solomon! Come here! Come here! Come here!
Solomon! Come here! Come here! Come here!
Some of that belonged to me, Dad!
Some of that belonged to me, Dad!
Somethin' really funny and clever for me to say,
Somethin' really funny and clever for me to say,
Something that I can't see
Something that I can't see
Sometimes you don't know what it is until you see what it is.
Sometimes you don't know what it is until you see what it is.
Sorry. And I'd go to the Target if you want.
Sorry. And I'd go to the Target if you want.
Spar, who you just met, the tiger? He's gonna need some special care,
Spar, who you just met, the tiger? He's gonna need some special care,
Spar's gonna hate it, but maybe he'll come down.
Spar's gonna hate it, but maybe he'll come down.
Start cliff diving in Acapulco at the age of 38.
Start cliff diving in Acapulco at the age of 38.
Start handicappin' horses?
Start handicappin' horses?
Strange but true.
Strange but true.
Stupidest thing I've ever done. Thank you.
Stupidest thing I've ever done. Thank you.
Substantial, you know, just rolling hills.
Substantial, you know, just rolling hills.
Sunflowers.
Sunflowers.
Sunlight.
Sunlight.
Sure! Thanks!
Sure! Thanks!
Sweetheart, Mr. Stevens is a stranger, honey.
Sweetheart, Mr. Stevens is a stranger, honey.
Take it from a guy who spent six months on a commercial fishing boat in Bali
Take it from a guy who spent six months on a commercial fishing boat in Bali
Take your pulse with their teeth,
Take your pulse with their teeth,
Talkin' to the animals has to be done in a super specific way.
Talkin' to the animals has to be done in a super specific way.
Tell me when it gets severe!
Tell me when it gets severe!
Tell me, Dunc.
Tell me, Dunc.
Text me.
Text me.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for your concern.
Thank you for your concern.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I think.
Thank you. I think.
Thanks for saving the animals.
Thanks for saving the animals.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. I mean, I don't know anything about animals and zoos.
Thanks. I mean, I don't know anything about animals and zoos.
That guy there, that's Spar.
That guy there, that's Spar.
That I'm aware of.
That I'm aware of.
That is a new smell! Wow!
That is a new smell! Wow!
That is bold stuff.
That is bold stuff.
That is bullshit!
That is bullshit!
That is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life.
That is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life.
That no kid should ever have to go through,
That no kid should ever have to go through,
That way, you'll be protected. This is the way we live now.
That way, you'll be protected. This is the way we live now.
That's a good idea. All right,
That's a good idea. All right,
That's gotta be some kind of record.
That's gotta be some kind of record.
That's how you talk to him, Benjamin.
That's how you talk to him, Benjamin.
That's it! That's it, that's it! Go, go there!
That's it! That's it, that's it! Go, go there!
That's just how that one went.
That's just how that one went.
That's just how that one went.
That's just how that one went.
That's Kelly.
That's Kelly.
That's me. Kelly.
That's me. Kelly.
That's more harsh than what I'm sayin' to myself!
That's more harsh than what I'm sayin' to myself!
That's more sympathy! No!
That's more sympathy! No!
That's not what I meant.
That's not what I meant.
That's regulation.
That's regulation.
That's Rhonda over there.
That's Rhonda over there.
That's right, Robin!
That's right, Robin!
That's true joy
That's true joy
That's what they do before you become chips and salsa.
That's what they do before you become chips and salsa.
The adult boomer male.
The adult boomer male.
The door seems to be stuck!
The door seems to be stuck!
The endgame on a big cat can be very costly.
The endgame on a big cat can be very costly.
The estate's been maintaining it for now, you know, just to keep it up.
The estate's been maintaining it for now, you know, just to keep it up.
The garage.
The garage.
The hills don't have to roll, right, honey?
The hills don't have to roll, right, honey?
The innovative design of these enclosures
The innovative design of these enclosures
The kids are gonna be so psyched.
The kids are gonna be so psyched.
The lock is broken and I feel like the only way...
The lock is broken and I feel like the only way...
The money came through.
The money came through.
The more, the merrier. That's what I always say, right?
The more, the merrier. That's what I always say, right?
The night that we were tucking you in,
The night that we were tucking you in,
The posts in what?
The posts in what?
The precipitation tonight
The precipitation tonight
The Rosemoor property has some challenges.
The Rosemoor property has some challenges.
The secret to talking is listening.
The secret to talking is listening.
The story, it belongs to you
The story, it belongs to you
The tree fell down in the rain last night!
The tree fell down in the rain last night!
The zoo account is empty.
The zoo account is empty.
The... The animals need to be...
The... The animals need to be...
Their happy is too loud.
Their happy is too loud.
Then it was shut down.
Then it was shut down.
Then listen to your wife
Then listen to your wife
Then you can figure out, is it what it is?
Then you can figure out, is it what it is?
There is a new shipment of exotic snakes,
There is a new shipment of exotic snakes,
There you go.
There you go.
There you go. I 9011 Ya
There you go. I 9011 Ya
There's a darkness here that we need to deal with.
There's a darkness here that we need to deal with.
There's a nice treatment of the word love.
There's a nice treatment of the word love.
There's no sun in the underworld.
There's no sun in the underworld.
There's one, there's two, all right. Goodbye.
There's one, there's two, all right. Goodbye.
These animals will probably have to be...
These animals will probably have to be...
They all quit.
They all quit.
They can actually detect the pulse in your aorta.
They can actually detect the pulse in your aorta.
They can't tell you, but they show you. You know, they show you.
They can't tell you, but they show you. You know, they show you.
They couldn't have gotten through even if they were here.
They couldn't have gotten through even if they were here.
They don't get along. We've...
They don't get along. We've...
They freak me out.
They freak me out.
They haven't been called cages in like a century.
They haven't been called cages in like a century.
They should be here.
They should be here.
They wake up one day and they say,
They wake up one day and they say,
They're all in there. Says you don't have any more money, man.
They're all in there. Says you don't have any more money, man.
They're all triggers, man.
They're all triggers, man.
They're gonna be here today, Benjamin. I know it.
They're gonna be here today, Benjamin. I know it.
They're gonna have those memories forever.
They're gonna have those memories forever.
They're gonna... They're gonna get all your crackers.
They're gonna... They're gonna get all your crackers.
They're primates, they sound like people laughing in the distance.
They're primates, they sound like people laughing in the distance.
Thinkin' about leaving.
Thinkin' about leaving.
This hurricane, sir,
This hurricane, sir,
This is Benjamin Mee.
This is Benjamin Mee.
This is Buster. He's our 650 pound North American grizzly.
This is Buster. He's our 650 pound North American grizzly.
This is exactly what we've been looking for.
This is exactly what we've been looking for.
This is life or death, man.
This is life or death, man.
This is Lucy and Wesley, and Peaches.
This is Lucy and Wesley, and Peaches.
This is my cousin Lily. She's 13. She can't legally work here,
This is my cousin Lily. She's 13. She can't legally work here,
This is Nathan. He does our water and feed.
This is Nathan. He does our water and feed.
This is Robin Jones. Peter MacCready.
This is Robin Jones. Peter MacCready.
This is Rosie, my daughter.
This is Rosie, my daughter.
This is the story before the story.
This is the story before the story.
This is what happens when people have a you know what occur in their lives.
This is what happens when people have a you know what occur in their lives.
This is what you want. It's not what I want!
This is what you want. It's not what I want!
This is where you and you begin.
This is where you and you begin.
This is your cushion.
This is your cushion.
This is... This is simple destiny.
This is... This is simple destiny.
This money is your ticket out.
This money is your ticket out.
This one seems really not happy with me.
This one seems really not happy with me.
This place is perfect. Why didn't you mention it earlier?
This place is perfect. Why didn't you mention it earlier?
This was a fully functioning zoo until two years ago.
This was a fully functioning zoo until two years ago.
This whole spiritual journey or whatever.
This whole spiritual journey or whatever.
Though we don't endorse all that he stood for.
Though we don't endorse all that he stood for.
Tigers don't growl or roar, they chuff.
Tigers don't growl or roar, they chuff.
To all our favorite songs
To all our favorite songs
To be a part of
To be a part of
To Benjamin.
To Benjamin.
To extend this? Come on, you're too smart not to.
To extend this? Come on, you're too smart not to.
Totally scary.
Totally scary.
Tough to give some of these things away, right?
Tough to give some of these things away, right?
True, but this situation... I want to offer the word unique.
True, but this situation... I want to offer the word unique.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Try, go on.
Try, go on.
Tune the radio
Tune the radio
Turn off the lights in the garage.
Turn off the lights in the garage.
Two hundred pounds' worth.
Two hundred pounds' worth.
Two medium priority. We have one month.
Two medium priority. We have one month.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Uh huh. But I know what to do.
Uh huh. But I know what to do.
Uh oh! Whose happy is loud?
Uh oh! Whose happy is loud?
Uh... Wow.
Uh... Wow.
Unless you don't want to be happy.
Unless you don't want to be happy.
Until after Walter Ferris is gone. Got it?
Until after Walter Ferris is gone. Got it?
Very heavy rain and plenty of lightning continue throughout the week.
Very heavy rain and plenty of lightning continue throughout the week.
Video
Video
Wait a minute, turn around. Let me see.
Wait a minute, turn around. Let me see.
Wait a second. Is that it?
Wait a second. Is that it?
Wait for me, Dad.
Wait for me, Dad.
Wait. Hold on.
Wait. Hold on.
Wait. Wait! Wait, wait!
Wait. Wait! Wait, wait!
Walter Ferris. I'll kill him!
Walter Ferris. I'll kill him!
Wanted you to see his wall mural.
Wanted you to see his wall mural.
Way to go, Mr. Mee!
Way to go, Mr. Mee!
We are now running out of options.
We are now running out of options.
We bought a zoo!
We bought a zoo!
We can scare him into goin' back in.
We can scare him into goin' back in.
We can't handle the publicity of an escape! It'll ruin us.
We can't handle the publicity of an escape! It'll ruin us.
We could be hobos.
We could be hobos.
We did it!
We did it!
We do.
We do.
We encourage creativity at the school.
We encourage creativity at the school.
We got opening day comin' up.
We got opening day comin' up.
We had the vet come out from San Diego, took a look at him.
We had the vet come out from San Diego, took a look at him.
We have a full day of house hunting planned
We have a full day of house hunting planned
We live on a snake farm!
We live on a snake farm!
We love you, Spar!
We love you, Spar!
We need a new store.
We need a new store.
We tried luring him with food.
We tried luring him with food.
We used to have three times the staff.
We used to have three times the staff.
We walk
We walk
We'll do this again sometime.
We'll do this again sometime.
We're a three strike school, Mr. Mee, and today was his fourth strike.
We're a three strike school, Mr. Mee, and today was his fourth strike.
We're comin' up the foothill.
We're comin' up the foothill.
We're goin' for the 7th, 7/7.
We're goin' for the 7th, 7/7.
We're gonna open in a few days.
We're gonna open in a few days.
We're gonna take a vote.
We're gonna take a vote.
We're just dealin' with a little bit of hip dysplasia.
We're just dealin' with a little bit of hip dysplasia.
We're sunk. We're doomed.
We're sunk. We're doomed.
We've only just really arrived here, Mr. Ferris.
We've only just really arrived here, Mr. Ferris.
Welcome to Rosemoor Animal Park.
Welcome to Rosemoor Animal Park.
Welcome to the business of live animal maintenance, Mr. Mee.
Welcome to the business of live animal maintenance, Mr. Mee.
Welcome to your zoo, Benjamin Mee.
Welcome to your zoo, Benjamin Mee.
Well done!
Well done!
Well done.
Well done.
Well,
Well,
Well, actually, the estate is sellin' the property with the stipulation
Well, actually, the estate is sellin' the property with the stipulation
Well, because we're livin' the story.
Well, because we're livin' the story.
Well, can we use the ladder?
Well, can we use the ladder?
Well, complicated's okay.
Well, complicated's okay.
Well, hang on. What is all the cheering about, then?
Well, hang on. What is all the cheering about, then?
Well, how do you figure that?
Well, how do you figure that?
Well, I can see why you still carry the torch.
Well, I can see why you still carry the torch.
Well, it looks like he's decided to pay a hello visit.
Well, it looks like he's decided to pay a hello visit.
Well, it's great to meet all of you. I'm Benjamin.
Well, it's great to meet all of you. I'm Benjamin.
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, no, he... He's also very old,
Well, no, he... He's also very old,
Well, not even water?
Well, not even water?
Well, now, that was a little misguided.
Well, now, that was a little misguided.
Well, she said...
Well, she said...
Well, talkin' to girls is easy. They'll tell you everything.
Well, talkin' to girls is easy. They'll tell you everything.
Well, that's a bit complicated.
Well, that's a bit complicated.
Well, that's good enough for me.
Well, that's good enough for me.
Well, they will.
Well, they will.
Well, this is it.
Well, this is it.
Well, we got through today.
Well, we got through today.
Well, what doesn't?
Well, what doesn't?
Well, what else do we have around here?
Well, what else do we have around here?
Well, yeah, of course,
Well, yeah, of course,
Well, you don't even know me well enough to say that!
Well, you don't even know me well enough to say that!
Well, you see, it's a...
Well, you see, it's a...
Well, you're the man.
Well, you're the man.
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well...
What about the Easter Bunny?
What about the Easter Bunny?
What am I gonna do? What am I supposed to...
What am I gonna do? What am I supposed to...
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
What are you gonna do to help?
What are you gonna do to help?
What do I know? I still live with my mother.
What do I know? I still live with my mother.
What does perni... pern...
What does perni... pern...
What is it?
What is it?
What is so great about being happy?
What is so great about being happy?
What is that coming from? Rosie! Come here, look! Dead rats!
What is that coming from? Rosie! Come here, look! Dead rats!
What ya doin'?
What ya doin'?
What you got her painting there, Rosie?
What you got her painting there, Rosie?
What, you want to know how to shave?
What, you want to know how to shave?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Oh, no! Aha!
What? Oh, no! Aha!
What's your favorite movie?
What's your favorite movie?
Whatever!
Whatever!
Whatever.
Whatever.
Where are you putting this?
Where are you putting this?
Where is Ferris?
Where is Ferris?
Where is my old friend MacCready?
Where is my old friend MacCready?
Where is my old friend MacCready?
Where is my old friend MacCready?
Where'd you get your shoes?
Where'd you get your shoes?
Where's our lunches?
Where's our lunches?
Where's the sun?
Where's the sun?
Where's your zookeeper?
Where's your zookeeper?
Which means Bernie's hung over.
Which means Bernie's hung over.
Who clearly planned a financial future for you.
Who clearly planned a financial future for you.
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
Who's a handsome boy? Keep working! Hurry up! Would you hurry up?
Who's a handsome boy? Keep working! Hurry up! Would you hurry up?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Mr. Mee, right now,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Mr. Mee, right now,
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why are you saying that?
Why are you saying that?
Why did you buy this place?
Why did you buy this place?
Why don't I just pack us up? We'll just go on the road together.
Why don't I just pack us up? We'll just go on the road together.
Why don't we just tell each other what we wish the other guy would say?
Why don't we just tell each other what we wish the other guy would say?
Why don't you just go over to the garage
Why don't you just go over to the garage
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why would an amazing woman like you
Why would an amazing woman like you
Why? What do I look like in the hat?
Why? What do I look like in the hat?
With kidney disease. That's in remission now.
With kidney disease. That's in remission now.
With lions.
With lions.
With that expression in my eyes?
With that expression in my eyes?
With... Well, with no regard for cost.
With... Well, with no regard for cost.
Within a 20 mile radius.
Within a 20 mile radius.
Works at the Jaguar. That's it.
Works at the Jaguar. That's it.
Would somebody just get my tranq gun?
Would somebody just get my tranq gun?
Would you just do what's good for you? Will you listen and get off the rock?
Would you just do what's good for you? Will you listen and get off the rock?
Would you just listen sometimes and do what's good for you?
Would you just listen sometimes and do what's good for you?
Would you like a brochure?
Would you like a brochure?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. it's humiliating. You seem really calm.
Wow. it's humiliating. You seem really calm.
Wow. Just wow.
Wow. Just wow.
Yah!
Yah!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay.
Yay.
Yeah, and the world, yes.
Yeah, and the world, yes.
Yeah, but we're not even close to ready.
Yeah, but we're not even close to ready.
Yeah, Kelly Foster.
Yeah, Kelly Foster.
Yeah, look, he's 14, and he went through somethin'
Yeah, look, he's 14, and he went through somethin'
Yeah, looks like Bernie's closed for renovations.
Yeah, looks like Bernie's closed for renovations.
Yeah, that's Spar, right here. He had a recent bout
Yeah, that's Spar, right here. He had a recent bout
Yeah, the USDA inspector, Walt Ferris.
Yeah, the USDA inspector, Walt Ferris.
Yeah, we got it.
Yeah, we got it.
Yeah, we got through today.
Yeah, we got through today.
Yeah, well, maybe I'll get a prize.
Yeah, well, maybe I'll get a prize.
Yeah! Deep!
Yeah! Deep!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? How long do those last?
Yeah? How long do those last?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And you know what I found?
Yeah. And you know what I found?
Yeah. Take it all.
Yeah. Take it all.
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, it is!
Yes, it is!
Yet, stop just before zebras get involved.
Yet, stop just before zebras get involved.
You are gonna love your new enclosure.
You are gonna love your new enclosure.
You can never get away from them, no matter where you go.
You can never get away from them, no matter where you go.
You can't force a dream onto someone else, Dad!
You can't force a dream onto someone else, Dad!
You can't see how selfish this is,
You can't see how selfish this is,
You changed Dylan and Rosie's lives.
You changed Dylan and Rosie's lives.
You comin'?
You comin'?
You did it, man. You went to the circus.
You did it, man. You went to the circus.
You did your best, Dad.
You did your best, Dad.
You didn't read the label.
You didn't read the label.
You do somethin' for the right reasons,
You do somethin' for the right reasons,
You don't have to leave so fast.
You don't have to leave so fast.
You don't think Mom knows?
You don't think Mom knows?
You either know where the book is or you don't.
You either know where the book is or you don't.
You give him a lot of rope.
You give him a lot of rope.
You good?
You good?
You gotta eat that food to get all the meds.
You gotta eat that food to get all the meds.
You gotta let a little sunlight in. Okay?
You gotta let a little sunlight in. Okay?
You gotta look at this. She left a deposit slip.
You gotta look at this. She left a deposit slip.
You gotta stick with me.
You gotta stick with me.
You gotta tell me what you think
You gotta tell me what you think
You guys makin' dinner?
You guys makin' dinner?
You have three fans blowing on you.
You have three fans blowing on you.
You hear that sound? Those are lemurs.
You hear that sound? Those are lemurs.
You just get that hat?
You just get that hat?
You just sit here and feel sorry for yourself, man!
You just sit here and feel sorry for yourself, man!
You know I found some, right?
You know I found some, right?
You know nothing about animals.
You know nothing about animals.
You know that I disagree
You know that I disagree
You know that I disagree
You know that I disagree
You know what the right thing to do is!
You know what the right thing to do is!
You know what? Like this. it's our home.
You know what? Like this. it's our home.
You know what? Whatever is the laziest word
You know what? Whatever is the laziest word
You know, actually,
You know, actually,
You know, go through it in an itemized way, but,
You know, go through it in an itemized way, but,
You know, he doesn't have it yet, but he'll learn.
You know, he doesn't have it yet, but he'll learn.
You know, I gotta get back anyway. Want to just do it next week?
You know, I gotta get back anyway. Want to just do it next week?
You know, my brother is actually coming for dinner tonight.
You know, my brother is actually coming for dinner tonight.
You know, sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage.
You know, sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage.
You know, there's a major buzz waitin' for you inside that meat.
You know, there's a major buzz waitin' for you inside that meat.
You know, tigers have special sensors
You know, tigers have special sensors
You know, we have one Target and it's nine...
You know, we have one Target and it's nine...
You know, we're all in cages, man.
You know, we're all in cages, man.
You know, you gotta focus, man.
You know, you gotta focus, man.
You know? Once you see what it is,
You know? Once you see what it is,
You like to get a little wild at night, huh?
You like to get a little wild at night, huh?
You must like it.
You must like it.
You never ask me how I'm doin'.
You never ask me how I'm doin'.
You never even taught me how to shave.
You never even taught me how to shave.
You only have to be courageous for 20 seconds.
You only have to be courageous for 20 seconds.
You reserve me nine tickets, 'cause I'm gonna bring the in laws.
You reserve me nine tickets, 'cause I'm gonna bring the in laws.
You stole!
You stole!
You understand?
You understand?
You want a sandwich?
You want a sandwich?
You wanted me to remember that thing,
You wanted me to remember that thing,
You were blessed.
You were blessed.
You would have done the same for me.
You would have done the same for me.
You'd make a bad investment, need to start over,
You'd make a bad investment, need to start over,
You'll be dating seven year olds.
You'll be dating seven year olds.
You'll be viral.
You'll be viral.
You'll have to make straightaway, Ben.
You'll have to make straightaway, Ben.
You're a good guy.
You're a good guy.
You're a great dad.
You're a great dad.
You're doing very well.
You're doing very well.
You're drilling yourself into
You're drilling yourself into
You're eight inches short.
You're eight inches short.
You're freakin' kidding me! it's a zoo!
You're freakin' kidding me! it's a zoo!
You're free. You realize that.
You're free. You realize that.
You're funny with everyone else, but never with me, which I find funny.
You're funny with everyone else, but never with me, which I find funny.
You're gonna find that now, the buyer is now the king.
You're gonna find that now, the buyer is now the king.
You're handsomer than the other dads.
You're handsomer than the other dads.
You're not gonna say yes, are you?
You're not gonna say yes, are you?
You're not supposed to say that in this century.
You're not supposed to say that in this century.
You're some random guy from the city.
You're some random guy from the city.
You're the man who just stared down a 750 pound North American grizzly.
You're the man who just stared down a 750 pound North American grizzly.
You're the owner. You have to okay this.
You're the owner. You have to okay this.
You're three weeks overdue on the purchase...
You're three weeks overdue on the purchase...
You've never done this before! You don't know how this goes!
You've never done this before! You don't know how this goes!
Your happy is too loud?
Your happy is too loud?
Your neurotransmitters are gonna be firin'
Your neurotransmitters are gonna be firin'
Your signal is growing
Your signal is growing
7/7. Well, you know what? I'm gonna be there.
7/7. Well, you know what? I'm gonna be there.
10:00, this place'll be packed.
10:00, this place'll be packed.
$84,000, man. Oh, my God.
$84,000, man. Oh, my God.
7/7. 7/7.
7/7. 7/7.
All right, good night. Night.
All right, good night. Night.
All right. Hell, I'm new.
All right. Hell, I'm new.
All right. Ladies first. Where are we going?
All right. Ladies first. Where are we going?
and I... Go home.
and I... Go home.
and I'll do it. Are you sure?
and I'll do it. Are you sure?
and that he eats it all. Okay.
and that he eats it all. Okay.
And they're really good. Yeah, well,
And they're really good. Yeah, well,
and you don't get your medicine,
and you don't get your medicine,
And...
And...
And... Look.
And... Look.
Anybody, ideas? Loud noises scare the big cats.
Anybody, ideas? Loud noises scare the big cats.
Are you serious? No.
Are you serious? No.
Benjamin, hike her.
Benjamin, hike her.
Benjamin! Look, if he moves to attack me,
Benjamin! Look, if he moves to attack me,
Benjamin! Yeah! Mr. Mee!
Benjamin! Yeah! Mr. Mee!
Bigger? Bigger, we need it much bigger.
Bigger? Bigger, we need it much bigger.
But as it is... Dad, I finished The Seventh Tower.
But as it is... Dad, I finished The Seventh Tower.
Bye, Dad. Bye, sweetheart.
Bye, Dad. Bye, sweetheart.
Classy. Real classy.
Classy. Real classy.
Come on, come on. We're really late.
Come on, come on. We're really late.
Come on, come on. We're really late.
Come on, come on. We're really late.
Come on, get off!
Come on, get off!
Come on, Spar! Come on! You're an animal! You can't do this to me!
Come on, Spar! Come on! You're an animal! You can't do this to me!
Dad, can you get my hair? Yeah.
Dad, can you get my hair? Yeah.
Dad, stop. No, I can fix it.
Dad, stop. No, I can fix it.
Did I look like that? Worse.
Did I look like that? Worse.
Don't repeat it to me like I'm a kid. It's going to happen.
Don't repeat it to me like I'm a kid. It's going to happen.
Dump me there inside the fence. Ready, one, two, three.
Dump me there inside the fence. Ready, one, two, three.
Dylan! Dad! Dyl?
Dylan! Dad! Dyl?
Dylan? No, something's wrong!
Dylan? No, something's wrong!
Exactly. So we think alike.
Exactly. So we think alike.
Exotic? My son? Yes.
Exotic? My son? Yes.
For Bruno. Buster.
For Bruno. Buster.
Full alert! Copy, full alert
Full alert! Copy, full alert
Good job. Thank you.
Good job. Thank you.
Good job. Thank you.
Good job. Thank you.
Good morning. Let me help you there. I gotcha!
Good morning. Let me help you there. I gotcha!
Gracias, Lupe. Look.
Gracias, Lupe. Look.
Have you been drinking? All night long.
Have you been drinking? All night long.
He didn't know Mommy. I know, but he should have.
He didn't know Mommy. I know, but he should have.
He's okay. It's going to happen.
He's okay. It's going to happen.
He's slow, I can outrun him. It's not a bullfight.
He's slow, I can outrun him. It's not a bullfight.
Hello, Benjamin Mee. Take your thing.
Hello, Benjamin Mee. Take your thing.
Hello, MacCready. Hello.
Hello, MacCready. Hello.
Help me, damn it! Help me, damn it! Help me!
Help me, damn it! Help me, damn it! Help me!
Help me, damn it! Help me, damn it! Help me!
Help me, damn it! Help me, damn it! Help me!
Hey, back off.
Hey, back off.
Hey, brother, you need a map? Sure. Thanks.
Hey, brother, you need a map? Sure. Thanks.
Hey, do you want somethin' to drink? I don't drink.
Hey, do you want somethin' to drink? I don't drink.
Hey, do you want somethin' to drink? I don't drink.
Hey, do you want somethin' to drink? I don't drink.
Hey, good to meet you. Hi.
Hey, good to meet you. Hi.
Hey. Nope. No.
Hey. Nope. No.
Hey. What else you got?
Hey. What else you got?
Hi, buddy. Hi, Sharon.
Hi, buddy. Hi, Sharon.
Hi, Lily. She's being home schooled.
Hi, Lily. She's being home schooled.
Hold on. So, guys, get pots, pans,
Hold on. So, guys, get pots, pans,
How are you? On my best behavior.
How are you? On my best behavior.
How's your family? Great to see you.
How's your family? Great to see you.
I can force a dream on you! Why are you yelling?
I can force a dream on you! Why are you yelling?
I love you, my brother. I love you, too, man.
I love you, my brother. I love you, too, man.
I mean, it's a... It is.
I mean, it's a... It is.
I see it. Okay. Get ready.
I see it. Okay. Get ready.
I think none of us thought we'd...
I think none of us thought we'd...
I would definitely put this...
I would definitely put this...
I'll order a pizza or something. No, look, it's fine.
I'll order a pizza or something. No, look, it's fine.
I'm an idiot. Dude!
I'm an idiot. Dude!
I'm not gonna do it! Well, it's not up to you.
I'm not gonna do it! Well, it's not up to you.
I'm off at 4:00. Cool.
I'm off at 4:00. Cool.
into your drawings? Nah, not really.
into your drawings? Nah, not really.
Is it gonna open again soon? Yes.
Is it gonna open again soon? Yes.
It is what it is. It is what it is.
It is what it is. It is what it is.
It just... it's just not available! Right, well...
It just... it's just not available! Right, well...
It might not work. It'll work.
It might not work. It'll work.
It... it'll work. No, no, no.
It... it'll work. No, no, no.
It's a zoo!
It's a zoo!
Jesus, that is annoying!
Jesus, that is annoying!
Keep it goin', you know? Well, I mean, could I, you know,
Keep it goin', you know? Well, I mean, could I, you know,
Kelly! Way to go, Benji!
Kelly! Way to go, Benji!
Let me out of here! I'm sorry, MacCready!
Let me out of here! I'm sorry, MacCready!
Look, Dad, the dog! Don't step on the...
Look, Dad, the dog! Don't step on the...
Love the tie. Thank you.
Love the tie. Thank you.
Mama always gave me almond milk. Dad, you didn't read the label.
Mama always gave me almond milk. Dad, you didn't read the label.
Man, I'm sorry. That's right. It's all right, man.
Man, I'm sorry. That's right. It's all right, man.
Maybe a buck. Okay.
Maybe a buck. Okay.
Maybe it's supposed to take a while. Dad, something's wrong.
Maybe it's supposed to take a while. Dad, something's wrong.
Me, too. Done, man.
Me, too. Done, man.
Mmm hmm. What's so complicated about this place?
Mmm hmm. What's so complicated about this place?
Moats? My moats!
Moats? My moats!
Mr. Mae? Just don't worry about it.
Mr. Mae? Just don't worry about it.
Never. That, we're keeping! Okay.
Never. That, we're keeping! Okay.
New is the new old. New.
New is the new old. New.
New, new, new. New.
New, new, new. New.
Nice word, hotshot! Yeah!
Nice word, hotshot! Yeah!
No, but we can move on. Yeah.
No, but we can move on. Yeah.
No, that's true. He...
No, that's true. He...
No! Kelly, would you sleep with this man?
No! Kelly, would you sleep with this man?
No? No.
No? No.
No. I bet you put all your feelings
No. I bet you put all your feelings
No. Well, let me help you.
No. Well, let me help you.
Nobody else. There's Rosie.
Nobody else. There's Rosie.
Now it's official. Love our logo, she's a beaut.
Now it's official. Love our logo, she's a beaut.
Okay, the posts. The posts in the cages?
Okay, the posts. The posts in the cages?
Okay. Man.
Okay. Man.
Okay. These are the thieves
Okay. These are the thieves
Really? Psyched? Yeah.
Really? Psyched? Yeah.
Remember that?
Remember that?
Right there. That's right.
Right there. That's right.
She says you're a fraud. I got it.
She says you're a fraud. I got it.
So we do. So we do.
So we do. So we do.
So we keep on lookin'. Right, Rosie? Yeah.
So we keep on lookin'. Right, Rosie? Yeah.
Sorry about the rain. No, I love it.
Sorry about the rain. No, I love it.
Stuck? Yeah, stuck. He's stuck.
Stuck? Yeah, stuck. He's stuck.
Sure. ...borrow your artist's eye.
Sure. ...borrow your artist's eye.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks for that. Any time.
Thanks for that. Any time.
That's the one. You work there?
That's the one. You work there?
This next part's kind of hurtful. Yeah.
This next part's kind of hurtful. Yeah.
Walter Ferris. Pleasure.
Walter Ferris. Pleasure.
Was that a laugh?
Was that a laugh?
We bought a zoo! Throttle down.
We bought a zoo! Throttle down.
We bought a zoo. We did that.
We bought a zoo. We did that.
We have time. You need the protein. We don't have time.
We have time. You need the protein. We don't have time.
We win! Yeah!
We win! Yeah!
We're going to fail this inspection. We're not gonna fail it.
We're going to fail this inspection. We're not gonna fail it.
We're out of tickets. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
We're out of tickets. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Well. Well.
Well. Well.
What did we just say? I don't know.
What did we just say? I don't know.
What happens if nobody comes? What?
What happens if nobody comes? What?
What time is it? 10:02.
What time is it? 10:02.
when I give the signal... Hey, hold on a sec.
when I give the signal... Hey, hold on a sec.
Which one's that one right there? Lucy.
Which one's that one right there? Lucy.
Whoa, okay, hey, hey. Hey, all right.
Whoa, okay, hey, hey. Hey, all right.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Yeah? Just new.
Yeah? Just new.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep. Robin's our craftsman.
Yep. Robin's our craftsman.
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
You goofball.
You goofball.
You got a big guy there. Yeah.
You got a big guy there. Yeah.
You got a shot? I've got one.
You got a shot? I've got one.
You got it? Yeah. It fits.
You got it? Yeah. It fits.
You know what? Bad things happen. You just keep going.
You know what? Bad things happen. You just keep going.
You know? I'm excited about new stuff. Good.
You know? I'm excited about new stuff. Good.
You miss Lily? Me?
You miss Lily? Me?
You're going to calm down. Yes, I am.
You're going to calm down. Yes, I am.
You're handsome! Hey a, so are you!
You're handsome! Hey a, so are you!
You're killin' me. I'll miss you.
You're killin' me. I'll miss you.
...I'm gonna put on this hat.
...I'm gonna put on this hat.
...jamin.
...jamin.
...you guys just yell, scream, make as much noise as possible.
...you guys just yell, scream, make as much noise as possible.
...you're gonna get an F.
...you're gonna get an F.
'Cause she's a farm girl, Ben... jamin.
'Cause she's a farm girl, Ben... jamin.
'Cause that would just be so terrible, if you got angry.
'Cause that would just be so terrible, if you got angry.
'cause that's not what an adventure's about.
'cause that's not what an adventure's about.
(made this lack.
(made this lack.
$84,000.
$84,000.

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