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Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016) "Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2016. The movie

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)

"Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2016. The movie is a sequel to the 2014 hit "Neighbors" and continues the story of a couple, Mac (played by Seth Rogen) and Kelly Radner (portrayed by Rose Byrne), who find themselves in a wacky war with the neighboring sorority house. This time, a rebellious group of girls led by Shelby (played by Chloë Grace Moretz) decide to start their own sorority, Kappa Nu, and throw wild parties that threaten the Radners' efforts to sell their home.

The film features the talented cast of Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron, Chloë Grace Moretz, and Dave Franco, among others, who deliver a hilarious and entertaining performance. Packed with outrageous humor, wild pranks, and unexpected twists, "Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising" offers plenty of laughs for fans of the genre.

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A bag of dicks.
A brothel.
A bunch of girls make a sorority.
A really big part of us creating this sorority is because
A sexist thing to do.
A sorority that can party?
A sorority.
A taste of their own medicine. All right?
According to the Greek Council, we can't.
Actually, it's really good for you
Actually, there's just one.
Airbags!
Airbags! This is not a drill! All butts up!
All butts up! Go!
All I care about is bedbugs. Get it in. Hurry.
All I'm saying, thank God, I'm having a boy.
All in.
All of the members that they've recruited
All right here's the plan.
All right, everybody. Look alive, look alive!
All right, ladies, we gotta talk finances.
All right, let's kick all these douchebags out of our house.
All right, that's a little much.
All right.
All right.
All right. I give up.
All right. See ya.
All said and done, if they move it all, that's over $112,000.
All their other douchy frat brother friends
Am I right?
An app that makes pics of your dick bigger.
And assuming everything goes well
And believe me, that's enough for them
And bring money!
And could not support your cause more.
And Darren is proud to call you his best friend.
And does no one know that the same song
And for the first time in my life,
And here I am, and I'm gonna do weed.
And I don't know what we're gonna do about it.
And I said, Who are you, Kelly Dhundee?
And I thought I was losing my best friend.
And if we lose the house we lose Kappa Nu.
And it makes me want to blow my brains out.
And it's gonna be just like high school all over again.
And it's gonna be just like I was in high school.
And it's gonna be your fault because you let her play with Kelly's dildo.
And just basically not party for 30 days. And that's it.
And like even though, like, the war is over,
And like, most importantly,
And making best friends for life.
And my dealer doesn't have any weed. He's fucking dry!
And nothing changes with the living situation to spook them or something,
And now I'm gonna lose all my friends
And one was Indian.
And sell it at the tailgate this weekend?
And she's pregnant.
And smoke weed.
And sororities are not allowed to party.
And spank their little bottoms.
And stay away from guys like you.
And that I would live in my room.
And that will be that.
And that's for the entire school year.
And the truth is, they're lovely girls.
And then I asked you three times,
And then pretty soon, you're a full fledged sorority.
And then they really like it so much, they tell
And then we'll have no houses.
And then we're screwed.
And then you did not live here anymore?
And then you know what else, too?
And then, maybe one day
And there's 20 fucking psychopathic
And these girls are fucked, man.
And they probably wanna fuck the shit out of you.
And they're just doing a little fumigating.
And this huge speech on how to behave myself as a young woman.
And trying to tell us what to do.
And walk around for a little bit until I tire myself out,
And we are walking.
And we got a new chef, and we're going gluten free.
And we have way too many people wanting
And we should be escrowing together.
And we're escrowing for the next 30 days.
And worry about what's gonna happen tomorrow?
And you guys have a daughter, I'm sure
And you screamed at me,
And you want the baby to stay while you go see a movie? Unacceptable.
And you're moving into a fucking sorority.
And, basically, if anything happens that spooks those buyers,
And, for some reason, gay guys specifically, they just respond to me.
Any situation is actually controllable
Anyway, they're lovely.
Are they baby food?
Are we gonna lose our house?
Are we gonna still hang out after this?
Are we though?
Are you around here? Are you hiding somewhere?
Are you gonna wanna hang out with me?
Are you okay, dude?
Are you okay, man?
Are you okay? Why are you itching?
Are you ready to meet your cousin, Jimmy Jr.?
Are you rushing Phi Lambda?
Are you scared?
Are you talking burgers?
Are your parents around or something like that?
As a man, I could not agree with you more,
As far as I'm concerned, they have infinite strikes.
At least they didn't take Stella's toys.
Baby, I think I might be pregnant.
Baby, you're my bear.
Baby's first dildo.
Banana! Banana! Banana!
Be careful.
Beautiful child.
Because girls are much smarter than guys!
Because he had to go to his prom.
Because I am *******.
Because my parents are gonna teach me to respect myself
Because our friends are dying.
Because parents are smart and kids, by comparison, are fucking stupid.
Because that house had multiple offers.
Because that's all you can do, right?
Because we are prepared to give back to you for helping us
Because we are sisters.
Because we literally saw them robbing your house.
Because we spent all of our money on the weed.
Because we're brothers.
Because you put hoes before bros. Always. Yeah.
Because you're a bad parent.
Beth, what happened? I thought you were the one
BFF! BFF! BFF!
Big hand!
Big man!
Bingo.
Black cock.
Boise Boys and Ida Hoes.
Boob! Boob! Boob!
Boom!
Bring it in, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Bro code? No, there's no bro code.
Bro, it's only 20 bucks. You've gotta get down here now.
Bros before hoes.
Buddy, what are you doing today?
But all I had was the punch.
But anyway, that's what you need to know. Who is Teddy Sanders?
But college is about new experiences.
But I do know a thing or two about
But I love you.
But I'm willing to offer it to you for $5,000.
But I've been lying to you and myself. I'm freaking out. From Kelly.
But it was good to see her.
But no one's gonna pay money to come to our parties.
But ours is in black.
But that one thing.
But what?
But, dude, tell me what's going on with your app.
But, hey, I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Buyers can pop by at any time, okay?
By ratting out every other drug dealer in town.
By the way, is it cool...
Bye. She's beautiful.
Call him on the phone now! Call him!
Call your friends, okay? Tell them to come.
Called a cord, dumb ass!
Can we rent your house for overflow?
Can you play Peek a boo?
CEOs and Corporate Hoes,
Changing the world and shit.
Check this out. Delta Psi!
Cheese is mold.
Chester the fucking Cheetah took our weed!
Clear the stage!
Come back here right now.
Come back here!
Come for me.
Come get your pie! Pot pie, guys!
Come into your house.
Come on in. Come into your home.
Come on over let's have some beers.
Come on, dude! Never drink the punch!
Come on, Mac. Get his thighs. Okay.
Come on, sweetie.
Come on, sweetie.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! It's just $20 a slice!
Come on.
Come over here, Stella. Come here.
Come this way?
Compromise here, can't we?
Congrats. Lots of Outbacks.
Could you please be quiet?
Crocodile Dundee.
Cup!
Cup!
Cup.
Cute.
Dad, that's the point of college.
Darren can't imagine his life without you.
Darren loves you more than anyone in the entire world.
Darren, can you back the fuck off?
Darren, you can move in any time.
Delta Psi, man.
Delta Psi.
Did his phone ring?
Did you eat a crab salad again?
Did you get poison oak or something?
Did you hear that?
Did you just make that up? I did.
Did you punish them or whatever?
Did you shit on the table?
Disappear by tomorrow.
Distracting the girls just long enough for Mac
DJ, let's shake that booty.
Do we have a deal, chancellor?
Do we have to wear hoodies?
Do whatever you have to do to get that house.
Do you have any more of these?
Do you understand what escrow is?
Do you wanna go to sleep?
Do you want a beer or a mocktail?
Do you want to go to sleep?
Doesn't that sound crazy to you?
Doesn't your brother sell weed on some farm outside of town?
Don't call them hoes.
Don't do that again. Okay? I will give birth.
Don't even worry. I think I have that same one at home, right?
Don't get too psyched because you haven't sold it yet.
Don't give up on yourselves.
Don't say shit you can't take back.
Don't take your shit out on me, okay?
Don't try and find me though.
Don't worry about it. It's cool.
Don't worry about them.
Dress a little hotter than we usually do.
Drop it!
Dude, are you okay?
Dude, don't sweat that. Yeah?
Dude, he's basically here every night.
Dude, I was just fucking joking.
Dude, those girls were out of control!
Dude, we are bros, okay? Yes.
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, who wants to take a rip on the zip?
Dude, you're gonna be a good parent. Don't worry.
Eight buckets, actually, full of money,
Escrow is a 30 day period wherein the buyer of the new house
Ever wanted to have sex with me,
Every party is, like, themed hoe.
Everybody look under their chairs.
Everyone at the tailgate's gonna be selling weed.
Exactly, guys. Can we just escrow together for a minute?
Exactly.
Excuse me, ladies. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Why is there so much language...
F you guys! That shit's brilliant!
Fair enough.
Family, huh?
First frat party.
First Lady Hillary Clinton?
First off, you look fucking horrifying.
First warning, just the first warning.
Five buckets a month equals house rent.
Five.
Five. We'll do it for five buckets.
For a grown man to be helping
For example,
For happily ever after.
Forever.
Forever.
Free weed! Free weed!
Free weed! Take it! Free weed! Weed for everyone!
From a cartoon.
From calling the cops, okay?
Fuck it. Fuck you!
Fuck you. I'm a good parent. Okay?
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!
Fuck! Fine!
Fuck.
Fucking tell her where the fuck he is!
FYI, Kelly, I'm still down.
Garf! Back me up, Garf.
Garf's a cop, Scoonie's got his own business,
Gay wedding planning.
Get a little bit older, and it's harder to control them.
Get another exit. Find the exit!
Get away! Go away!
Get down!
Get off! Stop it! Oh!
Get on the fucking ground!
Get out of here, you animals!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get ready?
Get them to do almost anything you want.
Get to this place that we're in.
Get your shit together!
Gets to do inspections and whatnot.
Girl, you don't have to say it. We get it.
Girls, I have an idea.
Give me a hug.
Give me a real hug.
Give us a little more.
Give us more!
Give us that back! No!
Go for it! Dude, check this out!
Go get them.
Go on, show them.
Go to the hospital!
Go to the hospital!
Go, get out of here. I'll explain later, okay?
Go, go, go. Guys, go.
Go! Go! Oh, No!
God damn it!
God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!
God, I hate clowns!
God.
God. What do we do?
Good luck finding any.
Good night to you.
Good parents or not, because one day,
Good speech, sweetie! Thanks, baby.
Good to see you again. Welcome back!
Google it.
Got another little Jew in the oven.
Great! Cool.
Great! I see more of you have moved in.
Great. Thank you.
Guess your daughter found your vibrator.
Guys, a play on a classic.
Guys, bottom line is
Guys, guys. We're good.
Guys, guys... Guys, this is really risky.
Guys, I think I was wrong.
Guys, listen! Here's the plan.
Guys, we gotta act fast. What are we gonna do?
Guys, we lost our nest egg.
Ha, ha, ha. Jokes on you.
Ha! My tongue is numb.
Hang up, hang up. Decline, decline.
He gave me a **** whistle
He inhaled so much weed smoke he tuckered himself out.
He likes you more than me. He tells me that every day.
He told me that you'd pretend you didn't know where he was.
He used to just crush it.
He was bi curious most of sophomore year.
He was the logical person to tell!
He's in jail for child porn!
He's just having a joke.
He's like me. He's cool, he's dope.
He's right.
Hello, hello!
Hello? 9 1 1?
Here she comes!
Here's a little something to change your mind.
Here's some more pledges. They're bedbugs!
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal. First inspection, tomorrow.
Here's the thing.
Hey, cheeky girl!
Hey, Dad!
Hey, girls! Guess what?
Hey, guys, we're home with baby Mildred!
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, hey! Ladies!
Hey, I didn't say it.
Hey, it's fine, okay? We're dealing with the problem.
Hey, Kel!
Hey, Mac! Hey, Mac!
Hey, Mac.
Hey, men's rights.
Hey, sweet tart!
Hey, sweetie. How are you?
Hey, what's up, Kel? Where is he?
Hey, what's up? Ten in the bucket.
Hey! R.A. coming through.
Hey. What's up?
Hi, Dustin!
Hi, I'm Nora, by the way.
Hi, Jimmy Jr. I'm Mildred.
Hi, Mildred. One day, we are going to fuck!
Hi, neighbours!
Hi, sweetie. Hi, baby. Hey.
Hi! Hi!
Hi! We're your neighbours. Hi. Hello!
Hi. What are you doing?
Hide your bongs!
High pie!
High pie!
High pie.
High school kind of sucked, if we're being totally honest.
Hillary Clinton.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. God damn it.
Hold on! Hold on! Call him!
Hold up! Stop!
Holy shit! Do you think they'll sell me some? Oh, my God.
Holy shit! Fuck, yeah!
Honestly, I just want to be valued.
Honestly, though, it's kind of a fucking moot point.
Honey, I'm completely and totally...
Honey, I'm home!
Honey, wanna come over here?
Hopefully, one day.
How did it go? Yeah. They gonna be cool?
How do you feel? Good?
How do you know the name of the sorority?
How do you spell Trump?
How much does a gram of steak go for?
How much money have we made? How many money buckets do we have?
How much you putting in?
How the fuck are we supposed to beat them? There's 15 of them!
How the fuck are you gonna have two?
How the fuck did you get in here?
How was the birth?
How'd you get those?
Hug me.
Huh?
Huh.
Huh. Doesn't take up the whole room.
Hurry!
I also used to...
I am a human woman. I had to watch that.
I am a minority.
I am scared.
I am so happy I found you guys.
I appreciate you man. Thank you.
I asked you months ago if you understood
I ate pussy.
I brought my boyfriend by.
I can buy your girlfriends and you some brunch, if you want?
I can do whatever I want here.
I can eat it, whenever I want it.
I can see that. It's not that big a deal.
I can't believe this is actually over.
I can't believe you never smoked in high school.
I can't have you running around here 'cause you're pregnant.
I can't make an Eggo!
I can't make one. I don't know how.
I cannot shut down a sorority that's trying to become independent.
I cannot tell you how thankful I am...
I could definitely help you. Okay.
I could do this all day. I could, too.
I couldn't talk to those girls.
I didn't really have much of a social life when I was in high school.
I didn't tell you guys. Okay.
I do not understand a word she says.
I do not understand a word she says.
I don't actually know anyone here, so I was just rereading old texts,
I don't care about your fucking pants.
I don't even know what's sexist.
I don't even know where we are right now.
I don't even understand how that physically works.
I don't fucking know.
I don't have the keys. Can you hot wire it?
I don't know what she's watching on that iPad.
I don't know who is supposed to propose to who.
I don't know why they gave me one.
I don't know why things do what they do, but what I do
I don't know why things do what they do, but what I do
I don't know, but I think it's the best possible outcome.
I don't know, now!
I don't know. We don't have enough for a month.
I don't know. Why do butterflies fly?
I don't know. Why would I be selling grams of steak?
I don't know. You're hungry.
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like this.
I don't like this. Me neither.
I don't think I can do it.
I don't think I could do this.
I don't think that they are
I don't understand one thing that you just said to us.
I don't wanna be embarrassed.
I don't wanna be rude. I really don't have a preference.
I dropped her on her head.
I feel like I belong right now.
I feel them! I can feel them! Get it off!
I finally found somewhere that I'm good at,
I forgot she existed.
I fucked the pizza man.
I fucking knew it!
I gave him five stars on Yelp.
I got it.
I got real fucked up really quickly just now.
I got something to say.
I got the old people away. Everything's fine.
I got your weed!
I had to cover for my boss, Mason,
I have two brothers now.
I haven't slept in, like, a week.
I just don't want to miss out on anything.
I just feel like we're escrowing apart
I just feel, like, really undervalued, you know?
I just ran here, barefoot.
I just wish we had never started
I killed a girl!
I kind of need some new jeans.
I know exactly where she went.
I know I'm not a good parent.
I know it's a different name, but it's just a coincidence.
I know that's not feminist, but fuck that!
I know you're protecting some stupid bro code.
I look like Nicki Minaj!
I look like Snooki.
I love you so much.
I love you, bubba!
I love you, Oprah.
I love you, sweetie.
I love you, sweetie.
I love you! Shit!
I love you. I love you!
I love you. I love you.
I love you. Love you, dude.
I love your sweater!
I mean it's, like, empowering.
I mean we have no money, so we're definitely losing it. Yeah.
I mean, no offense to you guys, but I like to dress pretty.
I mean, unless you guys think that's too intense of a plan.
I mean, we parented Teddy.
I mean, what do you call a house full of united women?
I mean, would that be, like,
I mean...
I meant to tell you, I enjoyed your TED Talk.
I might do the bridge walk and then I'm gonna come home.
I need to go for a run.
I need to poo twice sometimes! When I'm nervous I poo twice!
I need to report three different addresses
I quit my job!
I ran Delta Psi for four years.
I saw you with Teddy.
I see we're playing outside the rules of the system,
I see your shitty be yourself party
I shouldn't have eaten that McRib.
I swear, we used to ride this baby tandem.
I think a lot of this is going on in your head.
I think I'll be a good father to two daughters.
I think I'm quitting.
I think it's gonna be the perfect house for us.
I think my wife has some thoughts though
I think she's okay.
I think so.
I think there they are now, actually.
I think this is a gorgeous color.
I think this is my thing now!
I think...
I thought college parties were supposed to be fun or something.
I thought we were in this together.
I thought we were sisters.
I thought you were my clients.
I told you guys to shut the fuck up!
I totally should've offered it to you first, man. I'm sorry.
I tried my best, but there's nothing I can do.
I used to live here.
I wanna be your sister. I wanna be your sister.
I wanna see them kiss so fucking bad.
I wanna spank them all.
I wanna, sort of, be of value, you know, to you?
I was figuring stuff out.
I was on the whipped cream. You were on the...
I was the only one trying to save this. This was all my idea.
I was with you last night. I don't know.
I wasn't, like, too harsh on him, was I?
I went to college, too, you know.
I'll be seeing you around.
I'll probably play some games on my phone,
I'll see you fools later. Hit me up if you need me.
I'm a good father to one daughter.
I'm a vocal lover.
I'm blocked! I'll get another car!
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine. I got this.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine. Yeah, I'm good.
I'm freaking out about Paula having a baby.
I'm getting married.
I'm going
I'm gonna call her. Definitely call her.
I'm gonna do it. Thank God.
I'm gonna get up on stage and I'm gonna dance,
I'm gonna miss this place.
I'm gonna start phase two, okay?
I'm gonna talk like this. I'm gonna talk like that.
I'm good.
I'm happy for you guys. I love you guys.
I'm having a hard time.
I'm having a little bit of a meltdown.
I'm helping a bunch of girls build a sorority.
I'm hot!
I'm just gonna say it!
I'm kidding.
I'm mentoring this sorority.
I'm my own parent.
I'm not gonna let you out until we're done raising money, all right?
I'm not gonna lose you guys.
I'm not losing a best friend,
I'm not lying.
I'm not sad.
I'm okay. I just need 10 minutes. Dude.
I'm out.
I'm pooing! When I'm nervous I poo!
I'm proud of you, man. You found your niche.
I'm Shelby.
I'm so sorry. I have to take this call.
I'm so stressed out, all I want to do
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I come to this restaurant.
I'm switching sides.
I'm Teddy Sanders.
I'm the bad parent! I'm the bad parent.
I'm the bad parent.
I'm the oldest person there now by six years.
I'm yours
I've always wanted to say that.
I've been awake for four days. I'm so tired!
I've been down this road. I know what I'm doing.
I've been looking for you.
If I'm being honest, I've never done drugs before,
If our home owners see these girls, our escrowment's gonna end.
If she boots, I boot.
If they drive past here and they see the girls, it's over.
If we shut down this party, the sorority will dissolve.
If we steal their weed, they won't be able to pay the rent.
If we turned it on, we can turn it off. Can we just turn it off?
If you can't smoke weed. Am I right?
If you decide to buy the house, that is.
If you see any old people in here, stop them!
If you're at home
If you're lucky, and you make the cut,
In Sydney, Australia! What?
Inside, outside. Got it.
Is chill out and smoke a joint,
Is even more popular than your fucking sell out party.
Is facilitate the act of partying in this house.
Is it like a new sexy thing?
Is it me? Are you nauseated by me?
Is it real?
Is it weird that I came?
Is now a good time to freak out? No, no.
Is that a dildo dressed as a princess?
Is that what you learned here?
Is the only group selling weed at the tailgate.
Is there anything we can do? We're desperate!
It breaks my heart.
It broke the skin.
It cannot wait
It is only Kappa Nu.
It is. It is.
It matters if we lose this.
It means a lot to me.
It must be pretty big. That place is huge, like eight bedrooms.
It solidifies the bond, bro.
It still hurts my feelings.
It was Indica! She slept for, like, nine hours after.
It was like their grandparents walked into that house.
It was super ****y in there.
It wasn't like that.
It won't make enough money. Excuse me?
It worked with the guys. Why won't it work with the girls?
It worked!
It's 3:00 a.m. where I am in Australia!
It's 30 days! It's just 30 days!
It's 30 days! Then we won't be escrow!
It's a barely used refrigerator.
It's a big step forward for me.
It's a breech! It's a breech!
It's a good party. I am gonna text my friends.
It's a great job, and you can do it with a criminal record.
It's a little hard to call the cops without a phone, ain't it?
It's a very important question to ask yourself.
It's actually not weird. It's actually super normal.
It's all going by so fast, huh?
It's all we're asking for.
It's another ragtag group of girls
It's because you're a great guy.
It's boiling.
It's Dhundee. It's a different name altogether.
It's fine.
It's fun. I say it all the time.
It's garbage! It's not weed!
It's gonna be good.
It's good to see you guys. Kind of missed you.
It's gross!
It's hot!
It's like a hot bitch fiesta.
It's no big deal.
It's nothing like it!
It's on.
It's on.
It's our new house!
It's our sorority.
It's over now. Yes.
It's so funny, if it was a bag of dicks.
It's so hot in here. Can't see in this fucking thing.
It's the same thing.
It's time to show them who's adults,
It's time.
It's Wendy, the realtor.
Japanese, anime cartoon.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Jesus Christ, man, we're getting old.
Jesus Christ, man!
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jimmy! Jimmy! Where are you?
Jimmy.
Joan of Arc orders you to pass the joint.
Just blend in.
Just calm down. Just listen.
Just in life.
Just keep playing with your toy. Give him a kiss.
Just kidding. It's the mold inspector, the old mold king.
Just like those sorority girls do.
Just like you are right now.
Just now.
Just pretend it's seven pounds of meat, just try it.
Just remember, man,
Just say it one more time. Maybe say it one more time.
Just shut up, we just gotta infest them fast!
Just stay chill. Everything's fine. What should I do right now?
Just stop moving! Okay? Look...
Just take a little bit.
Just tell me where he is.
Just wanted to double check.
Kappa Nu fooled you.
Kappa Nu steals from you.
Kappa Nu weed. It's charity weed.
Kappa Nu welcomes you.
Kappa Nu,
Kappa Nu?
Kappa Nu.
Kappa Nu. Wants you. What the fuck?
Keep getting pledges and you can dress them up like idiots.
Keeps playing over and over again?
Kelly, Paula, I need you both to drive getaway.
Kelly! Help us! Shelby!
Kelly.
Kelly. What?
Kind of smells a little funky!
Knock, knock, knock!
Ladies, we can come to some sort of
Last week, I found her chewing on a nugget of weed.
Last week, I was sleeping in a bunk bed.
Legally, this is not my responsibility.
Let's do this man! All right.
Let's do this, team! Yeah!
Let's do what parents do better than anything,
Let's get out of here! Let's leave!
Let's get you married, okay?
Let's go, I'm hungry!
Let's go.
Like a mommy mocktail? Congratulations.
Like a mommy mocktail? Congratulations.
Like Crocodile Dundee?
Like everything you can do,
Like the one we met each other at?
Like, when a boy gets laid, it's awesome.
Look at her.
Look at that. Oh, my God.
Look at the production value on this video.
Look at this. Families are meeting.
Look at you.
Look away.
Look out.
Look, girls, normally, it's $25,000 a month.
Look, I don't know what the rules are.
Look, I'm so happy that you helped us
Look, I'm Team Shelby.
Look, it's a bag of dicks on the window!
Look, ladies, the owner of this house is super cool.
Look, we're all getting sidetracked right now!
Look. Brainstorming sesh starting now.
Looks like a really soft sweater.
Looks like my little girl's growing up.
Love you.
Lovely girls. Super nice girls. We promise you.
Mac and Kelly. Hi, I'm Kelly.
Mac, I've been up all night! I'm worried sick!
Mac! Kelly! Hey! Yo!
Man, it's just easier with boys, you know?
Man, just leave me out of it.
Maranda.
Maybe a few thousand dollars.
Maybe get one without a ball sack attached to it.
Maybe just make 100% sure that...
Maybe we should sign some stuff.
Maybe.
Me and Kelly are good parents.
Me and Kelly stay, call the cops
Me, too.
Meet the girls of Kappa Nu.
Missed you guys.
Momma.
Mommy's dildo?
Motherfucker!
Move!
Moving on up, yeah.
Must stop you!
My brother, Daffodil.
My clients are backing out of escrow.
My husband Mac has vanished, and this man knows where he is!
My only skill is planning parties.
Nah, I suck at math. I'm good at weed.
New tenants?
No more, no more
No one was texting me.
No sorority can.
No, babies are real small. They are.
No, dude. You can totally wear whatever you want.
No, for real. Like, it's hard to get jobs.
No, fuck you!
No, I don't have a phone. I ran out of data.
No, I won't. I'm not coming for you.
No, I'm fine.
No, I'm not okay, man.
No, in the middle. That's an O.
No, it hard boils them. It makes them hard.
No, it is a big deal.
No, it's all a lie. It's a deception.
No, it's done.
No, it's got an H. Dhundee.
No, it's on. But we're turning it off.
No, man.
No, no, no!
No, no, no! Look closer.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. No.
No, no, no. That's okay. That's great.
No, no, no. The baby's not due till tomorrow.
No, no! Stop it!
No, no.
No, no. We got a runner! Thank you so much!
No, no. You were fine. You were great. You were good.
No, not one of our really fun parties
No, not really.
No, of course we party, stupid.
No, so Stella won't wake up.
No, thank you.
No, that...
No, that's a Y.
No, that's never going to happen
No, the mom is right.
No, they have 15 individuals.
No, this is an actual, real thing.
No, this is weed.
No, those girls were out of control until we controlled them.
No, we don't hit joints here, ever.
No, we're just...
No, you can't do this to me!
No, you don't got this at all.
No!
No! Do not blame me!
No! He showed dick!
No! I'm gonna take it from here.
No! Maybe it's just the old people messing with us.
No! Oh, my God!
No! Stop!
No! This is where I chose to live.
No! You all can't quit. We'll figure it out!
No.
No.
No. Fuck!
No. I mean, I dunno.
No. It's a real eviction notice. I called the landlord.
No. No.
No. Not annoying at all. Not annoying at all.
No. Nothing like that.
No. Oh, wow.
No. That's not gonna work. Why?
No. We had middle ground with the guys.
No. We're actually being evicted, okay?
No. When we throw parties we lose money.
No. You have no escrow on that house.
No... Did you know that sororities don't have the right to party?
None of that matters right now.
Nope. That is a popular children's cartoon character of today.
Not applicable.
Not as much as him.
Not in some old dilapidated mansion!
Not when it's against guys.
Not yet.
Nothing's on. Why would it be on?
Now I'm ready.
Now I'm trying to get back
Now if we do this correctly,
Now, I'm ready.
Now, shut it down. No. You don't get this one!
Now, we add the eggs, and we hard boil them, okay?
Of value to you?
Of weed in the greater Ardendale area.
Oh, boy. Look.
Oh, come on. Don't blame us. You ruined this.
Oh, damn!
Oh, don't give me that!
Oh, dude. I like this broing down shit.
Oh, excusez moi.
Oh, from our vaginas.
Oh, fuck that. I'm the bad parent.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck. He's calling.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Paula.
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God. The party's even bigger.
Oh, hi.
Oh, I think we know how to be parents.
Oh, I won't hesitate
Oh, I'm getting a call. Hold on, please.
Oh, it's passed. I feel great.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. This just feels good.
Oh, my God, like Cory and Topanga?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! It's all gone! It's all gone!
Oh, my God! Really?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Anytime.
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Oh, my God. I feel like this entire room
Oh, my God. I think she's gonna boot.
Oh, my God. Look how big my tongue is.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Our song.
Oh, my God. You guys are just like us.
Oh, my gosh! I thought it was like Jacuzzi hot.
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'll just be quiet.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Are you okay?
Oh, no! Oh, God!
Oh, no! Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, okay. Hey, don't talk to me like that,
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Fuck!
Oh, shit! Mac, you okay?
Oh, shit. Oh, no. Who are they?
Oh, shove it right back at ya, Oliver!
Oh, shove it, Wendy.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sure. I'll take a mocktail.
Oh, thank you so much. Thanks for watching.
Oh, that was totally...
Oh, that's filthy!
Oh, that's really hot! It burns!
Oh, we can go shopping then.
Oh, yes!
Oh, you're getting warmer. Getting warmer.
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Let's go.
Oh. You guys gotta come to the precinct with us.
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, before you do this,
Okay, guys.
Okay, I'm good.
Okay, it's really serious.
Okay, look.
Okay, maybe the landlord was just one of
Okay, one, two, three!
Okay, wait! Mac,
Okay, we're cool?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Calm down, let me think.
Okay. I know you're not gonna fuck.
Okay. Oh, you know it.
Okay. This is the problem.
Okay. Very simple.
Okay. Well, congratulations because you hired a joke.
Okay. What if we use our Minions to make us money?
Okay. Who's gonna do it?
Okay. Yeah.
Old people shit?
Omega Theta. Let's roll out!
On maybe why you guys could approach this differently.
Once a week, Delta week every Monday.
One that can party the way that we want to.
One time, I went to Taco Bell, I left her at home.
One where the frat brothers like it so much,
One! Two! And three! Two! Three!
Oprah, we're out of beer.
Or future President Hillary Clinton?
Otherwise, we're gonna get kicked out tomorrow.
Our first house.
Outside the Opera House!
Outside the system
Overflow party!
Party's big enough, let's call the cops. Okay.
Passing that mold inspection was a miracle!
Peace.
Pecking order, you know?
Peek a boo!
Peek a boo!
Peek a boo!
Peek a boo!
Per month. Five buckets per month.
Personally, I've made love to three men.
Pete.
Peter, you are the half that makes me whole.
Phase two, is we have to stop the old people
Phi Lambda!
Pimps and Hoes,
Play with your toy, sweetie. Play with your toy.
Please just text me something. I'm worried.
Please. Please!
Plus you'll have an army of people to make money for you.
Poker night!
Praise be. Yeah. No shit.
Prank war! Airbags, airbags!
Pretty cool, huh? What we do now,
Pro.
Probably.
Prove it.
Prove what?
Put it in your mouth!
Put that away. Put it away.
Really far.
Really, I won't take up too much room?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? What?
Really? Yeah.
Right now! Who cares? Give us the money! Yes!
Right, Stella?
Right? Do you guys have the rental agreement?
Right? For life.
Right? Stella is not gonna turn out like that.
Rule number one.
Rule number three. Throw the type of parties
Rule number two.
S O R R I A Y O R I T Y.
S O R R I R O I T I T Y.
See you soon.
Selfie stick!
Seriously, that's a great idea, man. Thank you!
Set it down really soft.
Sexist female dean shuts down sorority.
She almost died over a Gordita.
She just keeps finding it. I don't know what's going on.
She loves talking to us. Yeah. We're a team.
She takes up this much space.
She was in charge of the weed. You were in charge of the weed.
She'll be our best friend forever. Yeah.
She's all good, dude.
She's good.
She's holding a dildo.
She's just in a garden somewhere in a ball gown.
She's quite overdressed really, isn't she?
She's the boss of her own body, all right?
Shelby took our phones. Do you have a phone?
Shelby will get them for you. Thank you.
Shit, what do we do?
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Fuck!
Shit! We got Cosby'd!
Should I freak out? No, no, no.
Shut it down from the outside.
Shut up!
Slay tang.
Snapchat that shit, I don't care.
So did I. What?
So guys,
So I don't look like a loser.
So I'll probably just move in with them.
So let's rage!
So much shit.
So now I have to walk around in this monkey suit.
So now we need five buckets of money
So sad.
So use that as a down payment,
So wait. Do we have escrows on
So we're gonna destroy their friendship?
So why don't we go to Plan B?
So you get to be just as dumb as boys now?
So, I did it. So you have no escrow there.
So, I see you guys are moving?
So, that's fantastic.
So, uh, Darren.
So, what are we gonna do?
So, what are you doing here? Buddy.
So, your 30 days do not fuck up clock starts now.
Somebody move in?
Sometimes you gotta suck a dick
Sororities are not allowed to throw parties in their houses.
Sorry.
Sorry. I know it's annoying to keep on dropping in.
Steaks.
Stella is gonna be a tween who hates you,
Stella just got fucked.
Stella, how do you keep finding
Stella.
Stop doing that!
Stop it, don't you see what's happening?
Stop it! Slow down!
Stop it.
Stop young people from having fun!
Stop! Yes, exactly.
Stopping the old people from getting the weed.
Suck it back up. We gotta get out of here.
Sweetie, that's fantastic!
Tailgate! Tailgate!
Tailgate?
Tailgate.
Tailgate.
Tailgate.
Take it.
Technically.
Teddy and I are just making up.
Teddy, don't you wanna grab your shoes, at least?
Teddy! Relax!
Teddy?
Teddy. We just voted and we've decided it's best for you if you go.
Teenagers living next door.
Tell her! Fucking tell her!
Tell me where he is! No.
Tell them the house isn't Kappa Nu, they are.
Tell them to make out with each other.
Thank you for trying.
Thank you for watching Stella. Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much! Yeah. Right. Okay.
Thank you, dude. Yeah.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, Stella.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you. Okay.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks, buddy!
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, you guys. Thanks, guys.
Thanks.
That are currently selling marijuana.
That didn't work.
That I do know.
That is sexist!
That maybe we would turn it into an office.
That show what you guys are all about.
That was real?
That was really funny!
That was really gross.
That was scary.
That was the most weird party ever.
That was way over the line.
That way Kappa Nu
That we actually have a good time at.
That we're down to two money buckets.
That would have been nice.
That you two would move into your room,
That you'd find out soon enough?
That's all our weed! How are we gonna pay rent?
That's completely irresponsible of us. We can't take care of one.
That's cute. Look at him.
That's dope.
That's even worse! Don't embarrass us!
That's fine.
That's great!
That's hot!
That's how you talk in front of your daughter?
That's if you really pool it all together,
That's it. Powerful. Power. Yeah!
That's not a dildo. That is a...
That's not cool anymore.
That's not sexist.
That's not true.
That's over $1,000 an ounce,
That's right.
That's super weird.
That's way too high up.
That's what? That's it? You're gonna quit?
That's where she said her first word.
That's where she took her first steps.
That's why we gotta
That's why we're here.
That's, like, super sexist.
The buyers are not gonna want to live next to a house
The buyers could literally drive by at any moment,
The cheese is moldy on that.
The first sorority that can party. We'd all love to join.
The force from that airbag should blast us straight through that vent.
The fumigation took so much of our money
The Greeks believed we were each half of a whole.
The last night of freedom!
The nerves are kicking in a little bit.
The old people pretending to be the landlord.
The other house we just bought in the suburbs?
The other option here is losing the house,
The other window is open!
The place looks great. Yes.
The question is can you afford it? What's your name?
The rest of us, we've moved forward.
The sorority that lives next to our new house, so that's why.
The truth is, it doesn't even matter if we're
The weed! The weed!
The whole system is against us and that's all there is to it.
The worst part of this whole fucking thing,
Their plan is to sell the weed at the tailgate.
Then I realized I'm never gonna lose you
Then we'll be gone. You go crazy.
Then we'll be out of your hair! It's 30 fucking days.
Then we're gonna have no friends anymore,
There is a beautiful centaur sitting thoughtfully over there.
There she goes.
There's a U in there that you guys are all missing.
There's energy bars in the corner.
There's no I in sorority.
There's no such thing as reverse sexism, Mr. White Man.
There's people there.
There's so many fucking hot bitches here, it's ridiculous.
There's some water, and there's a poo bucket if you need it.
These are my best pants!
These are the rules for a successful sorority.
They can sell it for $50 a gram if they want to.
They don't understand the most important rule of sisterhood.
They eliminated the shirtless models,
They got a hilarious army of fucking Minions.
They have seven pounds of weed.
They know that if we're a united front, we can't lose.
They might. They like it.
They must have an alternate power source.
They robbed us?
They shouldn't be saying that.
They throw parties and they charge for them.
They tried to tear us apart. Yeah.
They wanna tear us apart.
They'll pay their dues,
They're from another fucking planet.
They're gonna be here in five minutes.
They're gonna get wet everywhere, I swear to God!
They're *******, and they're lovely.
They're just a little heavy. Yeah. Yeah.
They're just kids.
They're never gonna keep you down.
They're not a cohesive unit.
They're real alternative, real edgy.
They're relying fully on this party to support this house.
They're tiny, they're the size of a little shoebox.
They're trapped in the garage. We're fine.
They're, like, all ripe and ready to pop!
They're, like, super sexist.
They've become everything that they've hated.
They've lost their way.
Think of a counter argument, but I...
This house isn't your sorority, you are!
This is $12. There's hash oil in the middle.
This is a fucking shame, but it's also pretty fun. ...
This is a very religious family.
This is actually really nice.
This is all I have!
This is an emergency!
This is awesome.
This is happening! Oh, my God! Is this happening?
This is how the real estate crisis happened.
This is ridiculous!
This is so fucked!
This is so much better than I ever thought college could be.
This is such a good idea. These clothes have so many bedbugs.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is what the old people want us to do.
This is what you want?
This is your training day!
This is your training day! What's training day?
This isn't exactly what I expected, you know?
This isn't Kappa Nu. This is not what we set out for.
This isn't working!
This punch tastes kind of funny.
This song right here goes out to my girls in Kappa Nu.
This stupid sorority in the first place.
Those sisters are better brothers to me than you ever were.
Through all of college, man!
Throw a rush event, get a bunch of members.
Time to get feisty.
Time to save my family.
To distract the entire sorority?
To drink nectar.
To join our sorority than we have room for.
To realize you don't like sucking dick.
To run around and steal the weed.
Tomorrow, from the house, between 10:00 and 5:00.
Tonight's the night.
Totally.
Trump
Trying to get this tweet out.
Two Is, straddling the Y.
Uh, drop your dues in the bucket if you wanna join.
Uh, I don't know.
Uh, no way. This is all of my money.
Uh, right now?
Um, can I ask you something?
Um, can we have a quick chat with you guys for a second?
Um, do you wanna maybe crash here?
Um, I've done like everything, but...
Um...
Unleash the hounds, sweetie.
Until Monday, they are the only purveyors
USA! USA! USA!
Use these money buckets to keep track of your cash.
Very nice, quiet, lovely family.
Wait, just you dancing is enough
Wait!
Wait!
Wait! Girls, let's just talk about this for a second. Okay?
Was driving to get it checked out, hit by a bus. Dead.
Was it the Indica or Sativa?
Watch.
Watkins, what are you doing, man?
We are so fucked!
We are strong adult women.
We are totally fucked! We're gonna be bankrupt!
We can drive through the wall.
We can make it rain on them hoes!
We can't afford this place.
We can't even enjoy the frat party.
We can't have fun in our dorm.
We did it!
We did it. We did it.
We didn't put out any punch.
We don't have any furniture. We're gonna go bankrupt.
We don't throw parties here.
We don't want to lose our house, okay?
We don't want to lose this sorority.
We drove by the house yesterday and saw Kappa Nu.
We fucked once.
We got bedbugs.
We got escrows, dude.
We got to figure out something else.
We had another kid. We got another one.
We have a daughter, baby.
We have all brand new feather duvets.
We have an inspection soon.
We have Groom One and he is ready to walk along with his best man.
We have no earthly idea how to accomplish it.
We have no money to pay for it,
We have to get upstairs. That's where the power source is.
We have to throw a party.
We have to throw a really shitty frat brother party.
We hired him because you just forgot to mention
We just ask them not to party while we're escrow.
We just do it at frats.
We just need them to behave themselves.
We kind of had a question for you guys.
We kind of have a no veins rule with our vibrators.
We kind of smelled a little something weird when we were here before.
We know it.
We know the right decision to make.
We live in a sexist world and there is nothing we can do about it.
We lost all of our weed and our rent is due.
We made so many bad choices throughout this process.
We need help. We have to get rid of the girls
We need to figure out a way to infiltrate that tailgate.
We parented 30 crazy sorority girls.
We should call the police! We can't call the police!
We should, like, celebrate!
We shut this motherfucker down at all costs.
We sold our house! We sold our house!
We stole their weed. We're in too deep!
We tented our house. We have to be out for three days.
We threw great parties here.
We tried. We tried our asses off. This is not gonna work.
We watch things together...
We'll be fine.
We'll be out of your hair. Yeah.
We'll stop at P.F. Chang's, Chipotle, whatever you need.
We'll take it!
We'll take it.
We're 18. We know what we wanna do.
We're about to have two girls! Two kids!
We're begging you! All right, listen.
We're entering! Put on your clothes!
We're getting a hot tub.
We're gonna add the eggs to it. Okay?
We're gonna be landlords! How hard could it be?
We're gonna corner the market on weed
We're gonna go. We're gonna get out of your hair.
We're gonna have two houses.
We're gonna kill the power and shut down the party.
We're gonna lose the house. We're gonna lose the house?
We're gonna tear them apart!
We're in a drug war with teenagers.
We're Kappa Nu.
We're never gonna lose each other.
We're never gonna solve our money issues
We're not little girls anymore.
We're starting our own sorority
We're thinking maybe, because Darren works from home
We've been hacked!
We've just gotta convince them to chill.
We've made a shit ton of money,
Wear it for me. All right.
Weed for women! It's only 20 bucks!
Weed!
Welcome home! How's it going?
Welcome to Kappa Nu.
Welcome to Phi Lambda!
Welcome to soon enough.
Welcome! Hello.
Well, I watch that cartoon every night.
Well, I'm still a cop, which is not that bad.
Well, it begs the question.
Well, less of you. Like Labradoodles.
Well, maybe we're both bad parents!
Well, now that Daddy's gone,
Well, tell her! Tell me!
Well, thanks for fucking stopping them!
Well, took you long enough.
Well, we better blow it out!
Well, we're trying. Yeah.
Well, yes she will. No, she doesn't.
Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it
Well, you look great. Thanks!
Were all of you smoking weed?
Wet T shirt contest!
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do? I mean, how do frats make money?
What are we supposed to do?
What are you doing?
What are you gonna do?
What are you guys doing here?
What are you talking about?
What are you up to, man? How you doing? Yeah, that's real good.
What can we do? We're gonna give the old people
What color for her dress?
What did you think was gonna happen?
What do we think of that?
What do you guys want with such a big house?
What do you mean? What?
What do you mean? Why?
What does that do?
What does that mean?
What escrow was, and you said yes.
What happens with our escrows now?
What I was saying is that it's just a little weird
What isn't?
What the fuck are you doing? We're in a rush, Mac.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck? What are we gonna do?
What the fuck? What are we gonna do?
What the fuck? What happened?
What the hell is that?
What the hell was that? Was that a bird?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What to do?
What up, homies?
What we gonna sell?
What your overall game plan here?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Beth.
What? No.
What's a 401K?
What's annoying about this?
What's going on over there, by the way?
What's going on, Kappa Nu?
What's going on, man?
What's going on?
What's happening?
What's in this for you, bro? Yeah.
What's she talking about? That's gotta be a joke.
What's she watching on her iPad? Goodfellas.
What's that bullshit? Were you trying to fuck us over?
What's that then?
What's the big deal?
What's the nightmare?
What's the right decision to make?
What's up...
What's with the meltdown?
What's wrong with fraternity parties?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
Whatever makes you happy, right?
When a girl gets laid, it's bad.
When can we move in?
When did everyone in retail get so young?
When did she start saying no all the time?
When did you start talking like Eminem?
When he dropped me off at college,
When she was six months old,
When Stella was a little baby.
When they're two years old, you can
When we're in this war with the old people.
When you two got engaged,
Where am I?
Where are you?
Where did she go?
Where I'm valued!
Where is Mac? Mac is missing, and Jimmy knows where he is.
Where is this even coming from right now?
Where'd you guys get so much fake blood?
Where's who? You're lying to me!
Which is, in and of itself,
Who are you?
Who is Mac Radner?
Who is Teddy Sanders?
Who's dying?
Who's laughing now? Stop!
Who's we?
Whole fucking thing's imploding.
Why are you doing that?
Why are you doing that?
Why do you say that?
Why don't they shut up!
Why don't we just throw the party we wanna throw
Why don't we spend all of our bucket money on Daffodil's weed
Why don't we start in your kitchen? Yes.
Why don't we start the mold inspection?
Why don't we.
Why don't you shove it? Shove it right back at ya!
Why is this happening? You can't do this to me!
Why not, right? Yeah.
Why not?
Why the fuck not?
Why the hell is he here?
Why were you with Teddy?
Why would I even be buying meat?
Why would it make eggs hard?
Why? That's a thing?
Why'd you do that?
Will have to rush other sororities,
Will you marry me, Peter McCallister?
With a fucking sorority in it.
With glitter glue. Kappa Nu.
With our phones.
With your escrowdom.
Work's been a little bit of a bummer.
Would you maybe wanna be my best man?
Wow, that's a big hit.
Wow. Can you afford five grand a month?
Y'all go in, shut it down from the inside.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah, and sororities can't even throw their own parties.
Yeah, come in.
Yeah, cool.
Yeah, exactly like that.
Yeah, figuring stuff out knee deep in pussy.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, I did say that.
Yeah, I felt unsafe.
Yeah, I just got off a plane. I've been on a plane for 18 hours!
Yeah, I like that. Boom! Yeah!
Yeah, I mean, because of all that I guess
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, I see your point.
Yeah, I think you're going into labor.
Yeah, I'm quitting, too.
Yeah, I'm so excited, you guys.
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
Yeah, it was our uterine wall sloughing off.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, it's not like a frat bro is gonna walk up and be like,
Yeah, just throw it in the bucket.
Yeah, own that shit, queen. Yeah.
Yeah, she's joking around.
Yeah, so partying is a really big deal for us.
Yeah, that'd be, like, of tremendous value.
Yeah, there is. There's two actually.
Yeah, we can actually afford to fill two houses now.
Yeah, what brings you to the hood?
Yeah, what's your...
Yeah, why did you just do... You know?
Yeah, you can magically make the sorority that lives next door to you
Yeah, you got me. That's funny.
Yeah, you like it, don't you?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Okay.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Gotcha.
Yeah. Had this little weird mole on his shoulder.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, a new family moved in next door
Yes, ganja.
Yes, I got this. I'm right here.
Yes, I'll be your best man, dude.
Yes, I'm Beth.
Yes, it's a thing.
Yes, there is a legal right to party...
Yes, there's heaps in the kitchen. Help yourself.
Yes, you know I will! Yes! Put it on.
Yes, you. Come on! Pot pie!
Yes!
Yes! They look at us like
Yes. Great. Well, yeah, so...
Yes. Let's do it.
Yes. We did. We actually did.
Yo, what's up! Clear the stage,
Yo! I couldn't find the power source.
Yo. You wanna rush the coolest sorority ever?
Yo. You wanna rush the coolest sorority ever?
You all right? You seem really nervous.
You are going back to the dorm!
You called my parents?
You can do anything here.
You can do this every month? Yup.
You can do this.
You can party, you can stay up all night, play on your phones.
You can tell me.
You can't even see the neighbours.
You close. Okay?
You could sleep in Stella's room.
You deserved that, Jimmy.
You did.
You didn't tell me your biggest secret
You didn't tell us about the sorority!
You don't remember when I told you
You don't remember when I told you
You don't think there's actually mold here, do you?
You for sure have a concussion, man.
You get a beer, you get a beer, you get a beer.
You got a present for your new little sister?
You got this, right, Beth?
You guys are so much fun.
You guys are thinking about renting this place?
You guys will find out soon enough.
You have chips in your hair.
You have it figured out. You can't do anything
You have to remind yourself that
You just don't party?
You just nodded.
You just stood there while they robbed our house?
You just threw...
You know what the right thing to do is. You know what's right.
You know what, fuck you!
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? Girls are worse than guys!
You know what? I think we are good parents.
You know who kids listen to?
You know, I guess. No. That's okay.
You know, it's a lot of rules now.
You know, just refresh our memories.
You know, one dick at a time.
You live here. Yeah, of course. Who are they?
You look good in your normal clothes.
You look... Are you in pain?
You okay, man?
You put eggs in the water? Yeah. Watch.
You ready for us?
You really controlled them.
You really let us spread our wings and fly as women.
You ride in the car. We got bottled water.
You saw what was happening up there.
You scared the crap out of me.
You see your little notches?
You see, we live next door, we just sold our house,
You should really go after her.
You started a sorority?
You think the tity is silent?
You told Garf first!
You wanna live like some sort of a drifter murderer?
You want to criticize that?
You want your daughter to have sex?
You were fucking... Totally fucking with you.
You were out of your mind a little bit.
You will be joining a sisterhood
You would've been like,
You, too!
You'd want her to have equal rights as guys.
You'll always be our best friend, right?
You'll always be really nice to us, won't you?
You're a fucking terrible actor! Tell me where he is!
You're acting like children. You need to listen to me.
You're adults. You're in college.
You're all getting beer!
You're all winners. You're all winners.
You're beautiful.
You're fucking lying to me, Jimmy! Tell me where he is!
You're funny.
You're getting warmer.
You're gonna be like, Hey, Jimmy, good news.
You're gonna go right now for...
You're gonna have to poo later!
You're in Australia?
You're just away from home for the first time and you're scared.
You're just mad because you're fucking lost.
You're literally running away to quit.
You're not a good father.
You're not going to like it though.
You're not like us, dude.
You're not my brother.
You're not talking about Darren, are you?
You're only making them sexier!
You're really turning me on with your muscles right now.
You're so successful.
You're strong, powerful women and you're trying to buck the system.
You're supposed to be living in the dorm,
You're sure you're okay?
You've never eaten out a guy's ass before?
Your maiden name's Dundee?
Your parties must totally suck ass
4 20!
Babies eat good food. Yeah.
Come on. What?
Come over here. Get over here!
Dead. Really?
Do you remember Joe Waterston? Yeah.
Hey! Oh, hi!
Hey! Welcome home. Hi!
Hi, I'm Nora. Yeah, no.
I don't know. Hide your unmentionables.
I gotta poo! You already pooed.
I love you guys, man. You do.
I'll see you guys soon. Thank you.
I'm in here, guys. Garage.
It's okay! Hang it up!
Just looked like you might throw up. I'm fine.
Just put it away, okay? No.
Just stop it! Stop it!
Kelly? What?
Let's go tell the girls. Okay.
Look! It's our ******* neighbours. Oh, hello.
No, it's boiling hot! Oh.
Oh, I love coloring in. I love it!
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah.
Okay. All right.
Okay. I'm okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Are we done here, guys? Um...
Shut up! Shut up!
Sorry, if I interrupted. No, I...
Sorry. Why don't we...
Stels, put that away. No.
Stels! She just learned that word.
Stop. Just stop. Sorry, it's...
Ten in the bucket. Yeah, go.
that can totally do whatever it wants. Yeah.
That's good. Okay.
That's not sexist. What is it?
The house is so quiet without her. Oh...
The house is so quiet without her. Oh...
There we go. That's it.
This is exciting, right? Yes!
we can make sisters for life. Yeah!
What was that? Nothing.
What's that smell? It's bong water.
Who hits it first? No, you go for it.
Why are you limping? Are you okay?
Yeah. Dude.
Yeah. Just an idea.
You did, didn't you? No.
You don't do drugs. Do you?
You gonna choke me or something? What?
You guys. I'm so happy.
You knew that? I did know that.
You look awfully nauseous. I'm fine.
You're so sexy though. Thanks, baby.
You're sure? No, I'm fine.
...you're all lined up.
'Cause girls are fuckin' hard.
'Scuse!
'Sup, neighbours?
'Sup? You wanna go upstairs?
$16,000 a pound.