Gone Girl (2014) Edit

A crime scene kind of bleed.

A few months, it hits me. This is not going to be easy.

A fire in July?

A great, sweet, gorgeous, cool ass guy.

A guy admitting that he's a gigantic asshole on television?

A head wound kind of bleed.

A hundred percent true, no bullshit.

A kite.

A letter from desi. That creepy boyfriend of Amy's?

A letter from desi. That creepy boyfriend of Amy's?

A lightness, a humor, an ease.

A little harsh.

A lot, a lot.

A lot.

A missing persons case...

A new start.

A pool of blood and no body suggests homicide.

A pregnancy is now part of your legal medical record.

A sugar storm.

A trained monkey?

A woman with all those degrees, what does she do?

A year ago, Amy being pregnant would have been the best thing ever!

A, I'm an award winning scrimshander.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

About that woodshed...

Absolutely not. I just wanna help.

Abused, unwanted, inconvenient women.

Actually, I've never found that to be true.

Add one recession...

After so many years under someone's thumb...

After that, you invent.

After the divorce, when dad wasn't coming around...

All I want is to come over here, have a beer with you...

All I'm trying to do is be nice...

All right, y'all heard her. No pictures.

All right, you can stop pretending now.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let's talk about life insurance.

All right. Nice meeting you.

All right. See you around!

All right. So, what do you got?

All those awful couples we know.

Allows a beautiful, talented, kind, smart, loving mother...

Almost a million.

Although this spot couldn't be any tighter...

Although this spot couldn't be tighter...

Amazing Amy and the humbled husband.

Amazing fucking Amy is getting fucking married.

Amazing?

Ame?

Amen.

Amy and I believe in the lost art of letter writing.

Amy can do that to you.

Amy dunne is home.

Amy dunne, and the miracle on the Mississippi.

Amy elliott dunne was, indeed, pregnant when she went missing.

Amy elliott dunne, we care about you, and we will not forget.

Amy elliott, you are more than amazing.

Amy has wounds that are consistent with ****.

Amy is my soul mate.

Amy is the kind of girl who attracts admirers.

Amy lost a lot of blood in there, Nick. A lot.

Amy was so nurturing.

Amy would have loved you, and all you do for women.

Amy, I am so happy that you are here.

Amy, I'm not Nick.

Amy, if you're laid off...

Amy, we found your diary.

Amy, you know what would make dad's night.

Amy!

Amy.

Amy's got us in an interesting bind.

Amy's medical records come in?

Amy's office.

An hour ago, we were ahead of this. Now?

An understandable mistake.

And a pocket full of stones.

And America loves pregnant women.

And be honest.

And because you're you...

And before he kissed me...

And by the time you got home...

And compromise and more work.

And cram her with stories about your husband's violent temper.

And did this.

And for him, I'll admit, I was willing to try.

And for me, I would have a real purpose here.

And found himself a newer, younger, bouncier...

And furious.

And given our spike in violent crime of late...

And he apologized to you by busting you a good one.

And he clubbed me.

And he deserts her.

And he grabbed me.

And here's Nick dunne for you, flirting. Cute pic, huh?

And I am deeply ashamed.

And I am looking forward...

And I disrespected my marriage.

And I don't even know if I believe the truth.

And I don't think you've ever really been hit before.

And I don't want you to worry for one moment.

And I happen to be a charter subscriber to middling warlord weekly...

And I have been complicit...

And I may not behave for the cameras the way they want me to...

And I met a woman who dazzled me.

And I obliged.

And I specialize in fucked up.

And I used the last of my trust fund to buy him a bar.

And I want to implore anyone who has any information at all...

And I wanted her to love me...

And I'd be tied, still, spread eagle...

And I'll always regret it.

And I'm laid off...

And I'm sorry to tell you, but that kitchen lit up.

And I'm sorry.

And I've taken myself to the woodshed for the way that I've treated you.

And if I get everything right, the world will hate Nick...

And if they wanna punish me for that, that's okay.

And if they wanna punish me for that, that's okay.

And if you come back, I promise...

And in your wife's dressing room, we find an envelope marked clue.

And it was in the air, everywhere.

And it's done. Crossed off the list.

And just be thankful and grateful for this miracle on the Mississippi.

And just think how her mother must feel at a time like this.

And leave a little something behind.

And loves with as much passion as she does.

And matching stapler.

And my hope and my money.

And Nick thought he was the writer.

And not be judged.

And now they love me.

And our website is www.Findamazingamy.Com.

And out he comes with this girl who had no business being in a bar.

And ply her with lemonade.

And raffling season tickets for mizzou football.

And see her for what she is, which a mind fucker of the first degree.

And she floated down past all the other...

And she leaves clue number one for the police...

And she left them there for me to find.

And she was so innocent.

And so, we close with a question.

And talk to your wife?

And that you hid all that stuff at go's and that you pushed me.

And the clock is ticking.

And the cops are at the house, and it's serious and I'm calling you.

And then all we did was resent each other, and try to control each other.

And then he brushes the sugar off my lips so he can taste me.

And then presents her mouth for fucking.

And then, guess what they find.

And then, he'd punish me.

And then, we heard from go.

And they need to borrow from my trust fund.

And this big party celebrating this fictional wedding.

And this morning, you're kissing your college girlfriend goodbye!

And to Amy.

And we end up living in these little cubby holes, and that's not it.

And we had enough of those already! It was easier to just...

And we have Amy elliott dunne, missing for five days...

And we just want her back.

And we must have gone 20 rounds over that.

And we'll work it out together.

And we've had instances...

And what's the point of being together if you're not the happiest?

And when all this dies down, we'll go to Greece, like you said.

And when they find my body, they'll know...

And when this spoiled, rich, entitled little boy couldn't have her...

And will love this baby.

And within two minutes, she's got my pants around my ankles...

And yet, they remained upright throughout this life and death struggle?

And you attempted suicide in her bed and were institutionalized.

And you don't know your wife's blood type.

And you know what else we won't forget?

And you?

And you?

And, fun fact for the readers...

And, go...

And, on top of that, you allowed Amy's parents...

And, two, don't talk to me that way, ever.

And?

Andie was really good TV.

Andie, I need you to take this seriously, okay?

Andie, please...

Andie's statement went right to her parents.

Another place where Andie and I would occasionally have relations.

Answer his letters.

Anyone...

Anything more recent?

Anyway, whoever took her is bound to bring her back.

Anyway. Year four, flowers.

Apparently.

Are these the clubs you don't play golf with?

Are we keeping score?

Are we pals again?

Are you asking me if I killed my wife, go?

Are you following me?

Are you going to the marina? I could use some creamer.

Are you kidding me? I'm in.

Are you remembering to eat?

Are you sure this is her?

As always, Ellen, thank you for such a warm welcome.

As if it's so hard to spread your legs.

As long as you don't own a python and blast death metal at 4 am...

As you all know...

As you know, my wife, Amy elliott dunne...

Awesome.

B, I'm a moderately influential warlord.

Back to the woodshed real quick. Real quick.

Be careful.

Be very careful.

Beautiful dress.

Because he had a violent temper.

Because he tripped the alarm. You were up his ass with a flashlight.

Because he wants to fuck you.

Because I have to write sexual offender on every job application.

Because I knew it would make me look really, really bad.

Because in April, you bumped up Amy's life insurance...

Because it would have just been another reason for you to hate her.

Because it's easy to throw.

Because it's my understanding you are not married.

Because our guys did a luminol test.

Because she told me to!

Because sometimes...

Before I could say anything, she said...

Between rehearsals?

Big as a two by four, right? Big as a club.

Big night for your mom.

Big night for your mom.

Blackout curtains if you're not.

Bloggers, give them a little Amy color.

Blood in the house, credit cards, life insurance.

Blood in the house, credit cards, life insurance.

Boney found a pair of panties in my office...

Boo hoo, I got laid off. I guess I'll fuck a teenager.

Built up implies that an explosion is coming. No.

Bullshit. That notice of disposal.

Burn it just the right amount.

But a neighbor was concerned about a strange man around your woodshed.

But as it turns out, we couldn't.

But best friend? No.

But don't harass the people of this town.

But for right now, we wanna sit tight...

But given the scene at your house...

But God forbid I buy a video game without getting your permission.

But he recently moved to St. Louis. That's just two hours away.

But I could be wrong.

But I don't care about that anymore.

But I don't know if he's happy I'm with him.

But I got away, and ran to the kitchen.

But I love him.

But I made him smarter. Sharper.

But I might be willing to bend the rules this once.

But I want it.

But I was wrong. That's what this is about.

But I will be back just as soon as I can.

But I'd have to tell them the truth.

But I'm gonna warn you as to what will happen.

But it looks okay.

But it's weird, right?

But of course, I'd defend Nick dunne.

But on his infidelity, and all those shocking rumors.

But please don't turn this investigation into a circus.

But that's usually bath time.

But the truth is, you'd have to be a sociopath...

But they really can be assholes.

But we are all here now. And we will find Amy, together.

But we thank you so much...

But what does that really mean to you?

But where do they start, Nick?

But you ain't gonna call the cops.

But you need to tell me.

But you were already with Andie by then, right?

But you were unfaithful.

But, that said, do you wanna wait and call a lawyer?

But, then, we never really existed.

But, until then...

Buy your tickets at the wing hut or local tri state tire stores.

By a man with a history of mental problems?

Bye, dad.

C, I write personality quizzes for magazines.

Cable news is all over your shit.

Call Tanner.

Call them, please, Nick. Now.

Can I bum a cigarette?

Can I come by in half an hour?

Can I come by in half an hour?

Can I get you anything to drink or eat before we get started?

Can I really think Nick would hurt me?

Can they get here time for this press conference tomorrow?

Can you at least tell me you love me?

Can you walk us through what happened?

Can't you just be happy your wife is home and safe?

Cat's room on the end.

Clue two.

Come home, Amy. I dare you.

Come home.

Come on in.

Come on, you're staring at ghosts.

Come on. Show me that darling Nicky smile.

Come on...

Cool girl is fun.

Cool girl is game.

Cool girl never gets angry at her man.

Corn fed, salt of the earth Missouri guy.

Correct. Amazing Amy has always been one step ahead of me.

Corresponding to purchases made on credit cards in your husband's name.

Could you please not share that with anyone?

Couldn't sleep.

Credit cards, perhaps online gambling.

Credit cards, utilities, phone bill, all in her name.

Cross it off the list.

Cute.

Dad?

Dad's house is blue.

Date night?

Dear husband, I know you think you're moving through this world unseen.

Decent clothes.

Decides to teach me a lesson.

Deep hasbro thoughts.

Desi assaulted me that night.

Desi, how could I be bored?

Detective boney, officer gilpin? Noelle hawthorne!

Detective? Excuse me.

Did they ask if you wanted a lawyer?

Did you do any housekeeping the day your wife went missing?

Did you kill your wife, Nick?

Did you know she was pregnant?

Did you notice that it was packed...

Did you play volleyball?

Did you tell them Amy was six weeks pregnant?

Did you tell them that, Nick?

Did you treat her bad? Did you cheat on her?

Did you visit with anyone there?

Did you, by any chance, tell anybody anything about us?

Disappeared from our home on the morning of July 5th...

Disappeared three days ago.

Dissatisfied, before I even walked in the fucking door.

Do I look like I would do well in the yard?

Do not say another word.

Do our code. No bullshit.

Do you feel safe going home with your husband?

Do you know about desi collings?

Do you know how hard it is to make a murder case without a body?

Do you not believe me?

Do you wanna play a little true or false?

Does Missouri have the death penalty?

Doesn't mean I don't care about her.

Doing what?

Don't be afraid to play up the dufus husband thing, Nick.

Don't believe that for a second.

Don't get me wrong.

Don't give him the pleasure.

Don't go crazy.

Don't run.

Don't rush.

Don't show your face.

Don't tell me.

Don't trust the instinct that left you beaten and homeless...

Don't walk on the glass.

Don't worry. I know exactly what to say.

Don't worry. We videotape everybody that comes in and out of these things.

Don't you worry, you're gonna have lots of babies.

Dorothy is a real stickler.

Dozens and dozens.

Drama?

Dunne? You got one hell of a lawyer.

Ellen, this is an epidemic.

Elvis has left Missouri.

Elvis is in Missouri.

Especially when you factor in the secret teenage girlfriend.

Even in texting, or on Facebook.

Ever since you walked into the bar that morning Amy went missing, you seem...

Every day, Nick, or I'll go crazy.

Every night.

Every time you said something stupid...

Everybody, stay back.

Everybody's examining me and projecting their shit on me.

Everyone told us and told us and told us...

Everything else is background noise.

Everything else is just background noise.

Everything I do is wrong.

Everything just waiting until the wife goes away for good.

Everything?

Everything.

Ex classmate, desi collings.

Excuse me, one sec.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I'm sorry, I just have a few questions.

Facebook? I use the disposable phone.

Fakes her own death, frames me for it.

Faking a pregnancy.

Fantastic is a little flippant.

Father of my child...

Fifteen minutes, tops.

Finally, honor tradition with a very special treasure hunt.

Finally, last night, you came to me, and you chose me.

Finally, someone tells me how to pronounce that word.

Fine.

First degree, felony ****.

First, drain your toilet.

Flyover boy. I would get knots in my stomach...

Follow that instinct.

For a while, things had been building up.

For future reference...

For killing his beautiful, pregnant wife.

For supporting us in our new life together, for forgiving Nick.

For sure?

For the sake of his children's safety, had to deny their existence.

For this anniversary, I've arranged a trip.

For Valentine's day, I thought I'd buy a gun.

Freaks.

From the clue.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking crazy bitch.

Gave her some space. No big deal, right?

Generic. Cheap. Pay cash.

Get off the grass, get down to the curb.

Get your fucking hands off me.

Gil, go, go.

Gil, what do you and your wife argue about?

Girlfriend's real cute, Nick.

Girls like a fixer upper, but Amy?

Give it the night. Sleep on it.

Give me the update.

Go ahead, if you guys wanna say something.

Go on.

Go slowly.

Go, you're my voice of reason.

God bless Jane Austen.

God, does that make you an expert on being a man?

God, I don't know. I'd have to look it up at the house.

God, yeah. Lobster right from the ocean.

God.

God. I feel sick.

Godspell.

Gone.

Good evening, I'm Sharon schieber.

Good God.

Good night.

Good.

Gotta make sure nothing's tucked inside.

Great.

Great.

Grown ups pay.

Grown ups suffer consequences.

Grown ups work for things.

Gulf is bull sharks, miss nawlins.

Ha, ha.

Hair dye. Makeup. Tweezers.

Happy anniversary.

Harder.

Harvest the details of her humdrum life.

Has Amy got friends we can talk to?

Have you told me everything?

Have you watched television lately?

He acted like noelle was a complete stranger.

He actually expected me to love him unconditionally.

He also thought it was a fish.

He asked me to feed his cat.

He attempted suicide after Amy broke up with him sophomore year.

He became someone I did not agree to marry.

He buys, I nag. I don't know, probably.

He did the exact same thing with her.

He doesn't get to win.

He got cheated on, too.

He has a temper. We had money problems.

He hid a lot of stuff at go's. They're very close.

He is so creepy.

He knew I'd have seen right through him.

He leaned in...

He may truly...

He met our trust with lie after lie.

He needed to learn.

He never introduced himself.

He pushed inside.

He should go to prison for what he's done.

He shouldn't smile at the makeup artist.

He showed up on my doorstep three days ago.

He talked you into this?

He thinks velveeta is a cheese.

He tied me up like a dog.

He took and took from me until I no longer existed.

He took her.

He took me to his lake house.

He tracked me from my letters to you.

He was her teacher!

He was obsessed.

He'll appeal.

He'll do that all by himself.

He's certainly earned mine.

He's gonna kill me. The end.

He's trying to watch the big game and you just won't shut up.

Headboards of my bed, one on each side.

Hello, handsome.

Hello, stranger.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Her friends, all the people in your hometown...

Her name is Andie.

Her wounds are consistent with ****. There was semen present.

Here is a supposedly grown man...

Here.

Hey Donnie, how are you?

Hey, baby.

Hey, be careful today, okay?

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy. What are you doing out here?

Hey, guys, hey.

Hey, handsome man, let's go undercover.

Hey, I meant to ask you.

Hey, it's watchful Wally.

Hey, Jason.

Hey, neighbor.

Hey, Nick!

Hey, Nick? You got a minute?

Hey, Rhonda.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, thanks for coming, man.

Hey, tom. Mayor!

Hey, Walt. What's going on?

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey...

His majesty prefers not to be moistened.

His twin sister, margo, well, she is a peach.

His wife is missing. Why come here?

His wife's nowhere to be found...

Hold on a sec.

Hold up! I know how this ends. Don't tell me.

Holy shit.

Honey?

Hope this is worth my while.

How about a brand new stratocaster?

How are you feeling?

How are you feeling?

How big's that TV? It's not 65 inch.

How did she manage to get a hold of a box cutter...

How did you even meet her?

How fucking terrible she made me feel.

How long do you think until it's done?

How long have you two been here?

How long?

How much?

How old is she?

How's marybeth?

Husbands who treat their wives like the highway patrol...

I almost drank myself to death when my wife left me.

I always wondered why you kept in touch after...

I am a missourian.

I am deeply ashamed...

I am frightened of my own husband.

I am in a nightmare!

I am not a murderer.

I am so much happier now that I'm dead.

I am so sorry for your troubles.

I apologize for the pain this has caused them.

I apologize, marybeth. I didn't know what was going on.

I ate cold pizza and remained a size two.

I be considerate, I be a gentleman.

I became someone I don't even like.

I blew him semi regularly.

I blush.

I bought that tie.

I called you a hundred times. You gotta pick up your phone!

I came back and decided I wanted a divorce.

I can watch the rest overseas.

I can't believe that fucking spider is America's sweetheart.

I can't believe we haven't arrested this guy.

I can't believe you're just leaving now.

I can't let you go through a sugar storm unkissed.

I can't watch you play house with that thing for the next 18 years.

I checked up here.

I clipped it on a bathroom cabinet.

I collapsed.

I come by once a week, make sure the place hasn't burned down.

I could tell you about my recent customer service experience...

I couldn't even tell my parents.

I couldn't fake it for another year, another day.

I did not kill my wife.

I did not kill my wife.

I did what was easy.

I didn't buy any of this stuff.

I didn't come forward with my affair...

I didn't know it was gonna be a fight.

I didn't tell you that she didn't want kids because she didn't want me to.

I disrespected my wife.

I do love you, but we have to be really careful right now.

I do need you to participate, though.

I do not, in my heart, believe Nick dunne would have killed for me.

I do! You bought great clubs.

I don't care. I am leaving you.

I don't deserve this.

I don't even golf!

I don't get a cell signal in this building.

I don't get why you're daring me to be someone I don't wanna be.

I don't know that that's so surprising.

I don't know what the fuck it means.

I don't know where my wife is. And I came home to this.

I don't know why I have to be here.

I don't know, go! Maybe I hate her!

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe. They better be mine.

I don't know. She keeps busy.

I don't know. She seems uppity.

I don't know. What do you want me to say?

I don't mind.

I don't need a lawyer. Here, I'll do this.

I don't need any more gifts from you.

I don't see you sitting quietly...

I don't wanna be here. I wanna go home.

I don't wanna be without you.

I don't wanna fight.

I don't want anything to do with your groupies outside.

I don't want to talk to you again, ever...

I doubt that, but I don't know.

I feel like I could disappear.

I feel like something he loaded by mistake.

I felt bad, though. She seemed really desperate.

I flipped burgers, I painted houses.

I forged the man of my dreams.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt over and over.

I go where the story goes.

I go.

I got cut, freshman year.

I got you a present.

I had a moment of weakness.

I had nothing to do with the disappearance of my wife.

I had to move back home so we could take care of my mother...

I have a responsibility. It's not about what I want anymore.

I have been sitting by the phone, my friend.

I have no idea.

I have no idea.

I have nothing to hide.

I have that. You threw it out.

I have to kiss you now.

I have to take a shower.

I have treated you more than fair throughout this entire investigation.

I haven't had a date in almost a decade, because if a girl googles me...

I haven't hired a lawyer.

I hear you, I hear you. I was as surprised as...

I hit her? No, never happened.

I honestly have no idea.

I inspired him to rise to my level.

I just don't know how to do this. I've never not had a job.

I just wanna be with you.

I just want to find my wife.

I just want you to be careful...

I just want you to be you again.

I just wish he'd asked.

I kind of go to Sawyer beach for the solitude.

I knew you never should have moved back here.

I know a few housewives, that evening glass of wine starts coming at noon.

I know just what that feels like.

I know that is no excuse.

I know this is a bad idea.

I know this one!

I know where you've been, and I know where you're going.

I know y'all are in there!

I know you, don't I?

I know you. I saw you at the volunteer center.

I know you're upset. I had no idea she was pregnant.

I know, sweetie. Did you leave a pair of red panties in my office?

I know.

I know. What men are supposed to do in general.

I left at 9:30, I got a cup of coffee, a newspaper.

I like the robot dog.

I lived in the moment.

I lost the baby.

I love having strangers pick at my scabs.

I love it. But, for you, it sucks.

I love tests.

I love you no matter what.

I love you, Amy.

I love you.

I love your parents...

I love your parents...

I mean, what is wrong with this barkeep?

I mean, you tend to get a lot of...

I meet Amy at this party, you know?

I mention that because we got a look at your finances, Nick.

I met a boy.

I met Amy elliott seven years ago.

I met Nicholas dunne...

I need 20 seconds where you don't judge me, interrupt me...

I need some time to think.

I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean had.

I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean had.

I need to feel safe.

I need you to go somewhere and really think about our marriage.

I need you with me on this.

I needed to see you.

I never touched her.

I only know it was bad.

I opened the door.

I picture cracking her lovely skull...

I prefer men who are funny, not funny.

I probably am. And I probably deserve it.

I really have to get going.

I really like you.

I remember these.

I said I'd do it.

I saw some in the pantry.

I see we have the same taste in men.

I see.

I so appreciate you giving us this time, Nick.

I still don't know the answer, go.

I swear, you two are the most fucked up people I've ever known.

I talked him into it.

I talked to the nurses who care for Nick's father.

I think I'm gonna be laid off.

I think maybe you guys should check that out.

I think that would be wise. Thanks.

I think we know why.

I think, what's the catch?

I think...

I thought maybe this was the little brown house.

I thought that would be creepy.

I thought there might be another side to this story.

I thought we were steering clear of men for a while.

I thought we weren't gonna be that couple.

I thought writers hated clichés.

I thought you were gonna wear white to match the wedding theme.

I thought, maybe he's just stupid.

I thought, there's Amy.

I threatened to leave, and he said he'd find me and he'd kill me.

I told her it's not my thing.

I told you, noelle hawthorne is fucking crazy.

I told you, you came to the right guy.

I truly believed we were in love.

I understand what you're saying, desi.

I used to pretend that he was a spy named Mr. brown, who...

I usually ignore tipline calls...

I wanna get the word out, right?

I wanna go home.

I wanna say something, because I think some of you might be wondering...

I want a blood test.

I want a body.

I want a paternity test.

I wanted a baby with Amy.

I wanted a baby with Amy.

I wanted to help.

I was an idiot. I'm a fuck up.

I was completely transfixed.

I was fucking game.

I was going to drown myself in the Gulf of Mexico...

I was gonna ask her for a divorce. I just couldn't do it.

I was gonna kill myself. Can you believe that?

I was holding it when desi pushed in. So, he got it from me.

I was looking at 30 years to life.

I was this average guy from an average place...

I was trying to put a good face on.

I was with you before we were even born.

I wax stripped my pussy raw.

I went to Sawyer beach and read the news.

I went to the bar where he works to surprise him.

I went to the beach, I thought about our marriage.

I will be the man that I promised you I would be.

I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition.

I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition.

I will practice believing my husband loves me...

I will share it with whomever I please.

I won't have to teach your child to hate you.

I would hate for y'all to get tan lines.

I would have, too.

I would never ask you that!

I'd be a pariah. Everyone would hate me.

I'd just found it.

I'd like to report some strange activity...

I'd love it.

I'd sleep better with a gun.

I'll be back.

I'll come by before...

I'll get you some clothes, too.

I'll give you a special...

I'll go out on the water with a handful of pills...

I'll leave you to it, then.

I'll move in here tomorrow...

I'll probably be next.

I'll put them on it.

I'll walk you out.

I'm a fighter.

I'm all right.

I'm angry.

I'm approved for a second mortgage on the house. We will go from there.

I'm being paranoid. Crazy.

I'm cooperating with the police.

I'm curious whether...

I'm detective boney.

I'm detective Rhonda boney. This is officer James gilpin.

I'm enthusiastic. Look at that. It's confirmed by the...

I'm gonna fix you up my world famous chicken frito pie.

I'm gonna go Benadryl myself to sleep.

I'm gonna go in, and I'm gonna tell them everything.

I'm gonna go with c.

I'm gonna need those three things to feel safe.

I'm greta.

I'm here in a strictly journalistic capacity.

I'm hoping you can tell me what this means.

I'm just having a bad day.

I'm just saying, there are consequences.

I'm leaving.

I'm Nancy.

I'm not a good guy.

I'm not a quitter. I'm that cunt.

I'm not a writer.

I'm not gonna force myself on you.

I'm not pretending.

I'm not sad.

I'm not saying it's okay he killed her.

I'm not that person. I'm your wife.

I'm not.

I'm on a neighborhood watch list, because I have to register as a predator.

I'm on it.

I'm pretty sure that's not it.

I'm rand elliott. My wife, marybeth elliott.

I'm setting you up at my lake house.

I'm Sharon schieber. Good night.

I'm so ashamed and I'm so afraid.

I'm so sick of being picked apart by women.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, I feel myself fading.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I know it's your wife.

I'm standing right next to detective Rhonda boney...

I'm the cunt you married.

I'm the definition of at risk.

I'm the guy to save you from all this awesomeness.

I'm the twin. Margo.

I'm way in.

I've been right there. My wife is missing.

I've been sitting 20 feet away from you.

I've been so mistreated for so long.

I've been so scared.

I've been thinking...

I've been unemployed for the last eight years...

I've encouraged him.

I've forgotten how to behave.

I've got music, satellite...

I've got work to do.

I've killed for you. Who else can say that?

I've missed you.

I've never heard the name noelle hawthorne.

If anybody finds out, you're totally fucked.

If he had her tied up the whole time?

If I could just clarify one thing...

If I told you, you would have made me stop.

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing...

If mom were here?

If she is out there, able to hear and see you tonight...

If there is ever anything you have a taste for and you can't find it...

If they're not Andie's, that means that they're Amy's...

If they're trying to stage a crime scene?

If you need to mock somebody, mock me.

Imagine our confusion.

In all likelihood, she knows that you killed Amy.

In her own words, this man may kill me.

In his mind, I'm the owner of his bar, his only line of credit.

In the course of that time, you've had the opportunity...

In the next book, amazing Amy became a prodigy.

In your searches, did you find any golf clubs, real fancy?

Innocent until proven guilty.

Instead of doing what was right...

Instead of the a b c's, he taught her the birds and the bees.

Interesting.

Internet, obviously.

Invite pregnant idiot into your home...

Ironic hipster, so self aware, he makes everything a joke.

Is homicide committed by a boyfriend or husband.

Is it wrong to want Nick to go to prison?

Is remotely in the realm of acceptable behavior?

Is she kinda standoffish?

Is that all the stuff from the credit cards?

Is that correct?

Is that correct?

Is that what this is about?

Is that what you're asking me? If I murdered my wife?

Is this your wife's handwriting?

Isn't it time we fixed that?

It basically means that I was a con artist.

It contains many concerning allegations of mental and physical abuse.

It could go so wrong.

It could. I mean, the amish are on a rumspringa.

It does.

It interests me.

It is Amy's, type b, and we should have DNA soon.

It just kept hanging over my head. It was disgusting.

It just means the world to our family.

It looked like you were having fun.

It looks like I've tied Amy to my bed, and ****d her.

It means a lot that you came.

It might attract some desperate characters.

It must have fallen off.

It seems like the kind of thing that would happen to Amy.

It tells us to look at people inside the house.

It tells us, look at people outside the house.

It was definitely blood spatter you saw in the kitchen.

It was important to my mother that I be polite...

It was just too much. She went out and bought me ties.

It was rough, but she was screaming for it.

It was the fucking rich guy who would do anything for her.

It was Valentine's day.

It would be a new start for us.

It would mean so much if you would talk to a few reporters...

It'll help me track Amy's movements before she disappeared.

It's a bunch of my dorky high school friends.

It's a cozy room for my favorite writer.

It's a guest bedroom, there.

It's Amy's 33rd birthday present to me.

It's Amy's diary. We found this at your father's house.

It's been weeks since I had anyone decent next door.

It's difficult for you to see amazing Amy heading down the aisle.

It's gonna be my child. I'm not gonna leave it.

It's hard for me.

It's hard to believe you.

It's hot again today.

It's just good.

It's just...

It's kind of a convenient end note.

It's like you're the goddamn homecoming king.

It's mostly singles.

It's not even close!

It's okay. I want to help.

It's our anniversary.

It's our last time together.

It's private. There's no one there.

It's puddles, right? Or is it poodles?

It's so bizarre.

It's so fucking small.

It's twin cest.

It's utterly secluded.

It's what to wear, what to drink.

It's where you keep goodies for anniversary five.

It's where you keep goodies for anniversary five.

It's with her unmentionables.

It's you.

It's you.

It's your dad's house, right?

It's... it's...

Jesus.

Judy's missing handle.

Just a second.

Just because I am not a murderer doesn't make me a good guy.

Just because I don't like to be around Amy...

Just because some blonde dunce says so.

Just coming home, knowing she would be sitting there...

Just don't piss her off.

Just get that.

Just hold on a second. Let me finish.

Just last week, we had a soccer mom.

Just like I love my wife.

Just like I love this tie.

Just trust me.

Keep him calm.

Keep it together, you two. At least for the next 24 hours.

Keep your head down.

Kelly capitono, this makes me wanna throw up.

Kidnapping? The story's insane.

Kill me.

Kiss my cheek.

Knowing you were out there...

Last night, I went from desperate to pathetic.

Last night's bombshell.

Last week...

Least you could do is not keep his secrets for him.

Let me guess.

Let me tell you what Amy told me.

Let me tuck you back in.

Let myself be dinner for the great whites.

Let the police do their jobs.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Let us come in and say goodbye.

Let us give you a hand.

Let's find out.

Let's go to the police. You can explain everything.

Let's go.

Let's head on over...

Let's make the arrest.

Let's not forget about the wife, ever.

Let's see, who's your type?

Let's start over here. The scene of the crime.

Let's talk about your mom, how close you were.

Life. I don't remember the point.

Ligature marks on her wrist, and my semen.

Like finding an envelope marked clue.

Like he would.

Like who?

Like you said, it's my dad's house.

Listen, I thought so, too, but evidently that wasn't...

Listen, just because this guy isn't walking around weeping...

Look at that pie eating grin, from a guy whose wife is missing.

Look under her dress.

Look, I don't know. But it certainly doesn't prove that she's pregnant.

Look, these two are yours.

Look, you're delusional. You're insane.

Lotions and balms. Ointment.

Lots of stuff.

Louder!

Love the name. Very meta.

Make sure the cops will find it.

Make them stop seeing her as America's sweetheart...

Make yourself at home.

Mama Maureen...

Man of my dreams...

Margo dunne, this is a search warrant for your property.

Margo!

Margo!

Marriage is hard work.

Marybeth is pissed.

Marybeth, I am really sorry.

Marybeth?

Masturbate.

Maybe a club or a two by four.

Maybe I only need to reach one.

Maybe I'll teach you a thing or two.

Maybe it's time.

Maybe it's type o.

Me and my ex just swapped cards.

Me and my ex, it's the same.

Meat?

Men always use that as their defining compliment.

Meticulously stage your crime scene...

Mic him.

Mind if we look around?

Minimum, 300 entries on the Nick and Amy story.

Miss moneybags. I thought you said you were broke.

Missouri has the death penalty.

Mommy, daddy, baby, and that made you real mad?

More coffee?

More games?

Mr. bolt. Tanner bolt?

Mr. collings is home.

Mr. collings.

Mr. dunne, any signs of foul play?

Mr. dunne, from what I understand, you and your wife had some bumps.

Mr. elliott, when was the last time you spoke to your daughter?

Ms. dunne, you've been very brave. We're finished.

Ms. schieber. Thank you so much for doing this.

My colleagues tell me that you are not yet married.

My God, this place literally smells like feces.

My God.

My goodness!

My husband has come undone.

My keys.

My mother in law would like to speak with you.

My name is Andie Fitzgerald.

My office, here.

My parents' publisher dropped them, and they're in debt up to their ears.

My sister margo and I own the bar downtown.

My sister's asleep in the other room.

My turn.

My wife does these treasure hunts.

My wife is skilled in the art of vengeance rate.

My wife says he's a killer.

My wife, Amy elliott dunne...

My wife's first pet? Is this necessary? Can you just turn the bell...

Myself?

Nah, I'll protect you.

Near the woodshed on the property of one margo dunne.

Nebraska.

Netflix.

Never ending holiday.

Never say that out loud again.

Never with you.

New Orleans.

Next morning, there's two cops at my door.

Next place, be more careful, okay?

Nice lady. Got her teeth kicked in over some oxycontin.

Nicholas dunne.

Nick and credit cards.

Nick and I have been through some bad patches.

Nick didn't want a baby.

Nick dunne dumped his beloved like garbage.

Nick dunne took my pride and my dignity...

Nick dunne.

Nick dunne...

Nick dunne...

Nick is involved in the disappearance of our daughter.

Nick keeps his father, who has Alzheimer's, in a facility.

Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be.

Nick uses me for sex when he wants.

Nick, do you have any idea as to what Andie's mindset is?

Nick, good to see you.

Nick, I don't get it.

Nick, I was scared for you before, and now, I'm fucking petrified.

Nick, margo, can we head over to the little brown house?

Nick, mom would fix it.

Nick, this case is about what people think of you.

Nick, where are you going?

Nick, why have you kept this stuff? It's like a little box of hate.

Nick!

Nick!

Nick!

Nick?

Nick? I just wanted to introduce myself. My name's shawna Kelly.

Nick? Nick? What's next for you and Amy?

Nick.

Nick's idea of culture was a reality TV marathon...

No drug angles panned out yet, so cross that off the list.

No friends? This whole town?

No fucking way.

No fucking way.

No money, no jobs, no prospects.

No problem.

No problem.

No questions right now. Thank you.

No way, baby. I'm it.

No, don't. You've been up all night.

No, dude, she said I ****d her.

No, go. I love that watch.

No, I believe you. It's just the craziest thing I've ever heard.

No, I had some gummy bears.

No, I mean it.

No, I won't. And you know it.

No, I'm just cleaning up.

No, it can't go on like this.

No, it is not.

No, it's nowhere near that.

No, not really.

No, nothing like that.

No, they improved upon it, and then peddled it to the masses.

No, we'll have them later tonight.

No, we're from winnipeg. Excuse us.

No, you don't seem like much of a talker.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Any other strategy is missing the point.

No. But it is humiliating.

None of that is mine.

None of this was put here by me.

Nonsense.

Nope.

Nope. Still blue.

Normally, kitchen, knives, food prep.

Not a hobby.

Not correcting Nick when he pronounced quinoa as kween o a.

Not even a spare hanger can you leave behind.

Not long. Six months for the trial. Sentencing will be quick.

Not self defense. Murder.

Not that I don't appreciate bait shop chic.

Not that I know of.

Not the entire time, but on and off throughout.

Notifying me that they're gonna destroy my sample...

Notifying me that they're gonna destroy my sample...

Now I'm at the station...

Now is literally the worst time.

Now that we know you're a liar.

Now, Amy needs your help.

Now, I don't panic easily...

Now, I'm getting ready.

Now, may I go back to where I was being held prisoner...

Now, she looks like a fucking mennonite.

Now, that is a huge realignment. We'll need other voices besides yours.

Now, the treasure hunt is critical.

Now, the treasure hunt is critical.

Now, you do this and you will reach millions of those people.

Now, you had the distinct pleasure of dating Nick dunne for how long?

Number of times he visited last year? One.

Obviously.

Octopus and scrabble?

Of course he did.

Of course I'm with you.

Of course.

Of course.

Of New York, New York, every time she sees you.

Off he goes.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, I just bet you are.

Oh, I'd love if just once, someone was like...

Oh, I'm sorry. How is she?

Oh, look. He's being a good guy...

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You fucking killed it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, we'll find her.

Oh.

Okay, bye.

Okay, how's this?

Okay, I know.

Okay, tell me what's wrong.

Okay, we will.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Amy's parents?

Okay. Fuck!

Okay. Good.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Okay. Your hands are far too delicate for real scrimshaw work...

On the show today we have defense attorney, Tanner bolt...

On TV, last week, with you.

Once they go...

One minute.

One, I am conducting an investigation, not a witch hunt.

One, two, three, four, five.

Open it.

Open it.

Or annoyed or tense, I'm gonna hit you with a gummy bear.

Or else you swing into your momma's boy charm offensive and that can feel glib.

Or how about the time I saw that woman who looked exactly like my friend Monica?

Or prescription pills.

Or undies or what have you.

Otherwise, I don't exist.

Our amazing Amy.

Our experts thought so, too.

Paid the ultimate price.

Part of me was relieved...

Patron Saint to wife killers everywhere.

People empathize with that.

People still hate you. Women want to scratch your eyes out.

People wanna hear from you.

Perfect, brilliant, amazing Amy, who's getting fucking married.

Perfect.

Picture me, I'm a girl who's very, very bad.

Picture me. I'm a girl who's very, very bad.

Playing what, Lauren? Playing house?

Please come forward.

Please come forward. Help us.

Please don't say, like dad.

Please find this. Please find the tapes.

Please tell me you landed Tanner bolt.

Please.

Pretty things.

Promise me we'll never be like them.

Promise me we'll talk every day.

Puddles made her more relatable.

Punch and Judy puppets.

Punish. Wood.

Punish. Wood. Beach.

Purchase getaway car. Craigslist.

Real quick, but then you have to go.

Really, your encouragement means the world.

Really?

Really? You're Nick dunne?

Reboot, retool, rekindle, whatever!

Recognize these?

Rehearsals.

Remember that time we skipped school and drove to the cape?

Remember, he beats Judy to death and kills that baby.

Rhonda, we got this.

Rich, thank you so much.

Ride this out...

Right now, Andie just gives you another motive.

Right now, it's all about our marriage.

Right, Nick?

Right?

Right.

Right. Racy, looks bad.

Roku.

Say, chicken frito pie!

Secretly create some money troubles.

See you, guys.

Seems like a rich bitch to me.

Seems like folks are trying.

Seriously, I can't believe how fucking good you were.

Sexual assault, threat, battery, what?

Shall I read the last entry?

Sharon! Hi.

Sharon.

Sharon's specials, they get 10 million viewers.

Shave me.

She always attracts...

She and her husband have triplets.

She annexed me. She made me her business.

She broke up with him, he got very physical.

She does the treasure hunt.

She does the treasure hunt.

She doesn't even know Amy.

She dumped you, you completely unraveled.

She fell there, but I doubt she got back up.

She finds out I've been cheating on her with Andie...

She forged a successful career in journalism.

She got me a beautiful notebook. Told me to go write my novel.

She had to have made a mistake.

She is a calculating, murderous psychopath.

She is a crusader. If she takes you on as a cause...

She is a crusader. If she takes you on as a cause...

She is still alive.

She is telling the perfect story.

She knew exactly what I would do. And I fucking did it.

She knew I would go to Sawyer beach.

She led me outside to the dying rosebush in the backyard.

She likes what he likes.

She lives on your street. Amy's best friend.

She made varsity.

She only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner...

She really is amazing Amy.

She returned here to her husband's hometown...

She said it needed to be small, so she could keep it close.

She said that he stalked her. He's in St. Louis.

She says, not good.

She slit his throat with a box cutter.

She stage managed me.

She told me she killed desi.

She told you once before.

She tried to buy a gun.

She wandered here...

She wanted a gun.

She wanted to get pregnant, you assaulted her.

She was a real rag.

She was beautiful and smart and kind.

She was gone.

She was his dream girl.

She was my first serious girlfriend.

She was pregnant.

She was reported missing.

She was so alone.

She was trying to buy a gun.

She was trying to give me a casserole.

She was very close with my mom, before she passed away.

She's a cool girl.

She's a voracious reader.

She's a wreck.

She's beautiful, she's smart, she's well read...

She's bright, she's beautiful. She's kind.

She's charming, and wise.

She's complicated. She's got very high standards.

She's dead.

She's downstairs.

She's framing me for her murder.

She's from New York.

She's good.

She's good.

She's got an ass like a 20 year old stripper.

She's graduated from being ****d to being murdered.

She's in her early 20s.

She's not entirely sure.

She's not spending another fucking second in there.

She's on fairly heavy painkillers.

She's one of my students.

She's still moping about her ex?

She's taking us on a tour of my infidelities. Rubbing my nose in it.

She's your accomplice. She helped you hide the evidence.

Should I have said my name?

Should I just go first, and then you guys can say something?

Should I know my wife's blood type?

Since high school, he won't ever go away.

Singles? What are you, a stripper?

Sir, please don't take that tone with me.

Sit back and relax, because you are done.

Sit down.

Sleeping in your car, fearing for your life.

So everybody can see him being a good guy.

So evidently, he's a vinyl hipster who loves fetish manga.

So far, it's just costing money.

So hot.

So I pretended to be better than I was.

So I thought.

So I'm punch.

So normal.

So open the door, and look alive.

So strange.

So sweet.

So we are dealing with a 20 year old...

So we'll keep this very brief.

So you'd have no alibi.

So, finally, Nicholas dunne...

So, here's a strange, new sentence.

So, how was your marriage, Nick? Because right now, all we got is noelle.

So, I disappeared.

So, I gave it to Amy.

So, I want one last thing.

So, luminol lit up the kitchen like the 4th of July.

So, my question becomes...

So, Nick, how does it feel to have your wife back?

So, open the door...

So, she said you got physical with her.

So, she's always got a book in her hand.

So, these are 2,000 thread count...

So, we moved to Missouri.

So, we need to start today to prepare your defense, should we need it.

So, what does Amy do most days?

So, what's the plan?

So, where are you from?

So, you and Amy have been here two years.

So, you let them do all the talking.

So, you write for a men's magazine.

Sodomize me.

Something disposable.

Something positive.

Something to be jettisoned, if necessary.

Soon to be presumed dead.

Sorry, but we really need the money.

Speaking of which, Amy's blood type?

Spin.

Spoiled rich girl, married a cheating asshole.

Stage 4 breast cancer.

Start with the fairy tale early days.

Starve me.

Stay with me.

Stay.

Steal pregnant idiot's urine.

Stop him!

Stop it. Come here.

Stupid, dumb, ugly bitch.

Subtract two jobs.

Sure you all are married?

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Swamp girls, or treasure chest?

Sweetheart, think.

Take care of this guy, will you?

Take off your clothes.

Tanner bolt, would you actually consider defending Nick dunne?

Tanner has a very bad idea he's going to pitch you.

Tanner, are you trying to tell me that this photo...

Tanner, is there any fucking lead on Amy?

Tanner, the hallmark of a sociopath is a lack of empathy.

Tanner. Nice to see you.

Tanner's retainer is $100,000.

Technically, missing.

Tell you what?

Thank God. Come on in.

Thank you all for coming out.

Thank you for your support tonight. Let's find Amy.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Ellen.

Thank you, folks. Thank you for being here tonight.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'll add it to the collection.

Thank you. Whose beer am I about to drink?

Thanks for being on the show, noelle.

Thanks for coming on.

Thanks very much.

Thanks very much. I'll be right there. All right, bye bye.

Thanks, Walt!

Thanks.

Thanks.

That came fast.

That can make you crazy if you're not like that.

That club was actually the handle to a punch and Judy puppet.

That doesn't mean that he's not hurting.

That doesn't mean you have to be done.

That fucking bitch.

That guy who works harder.

That guy who, who lives and acts...

That is how crazy I've become.

That is the most disgusting thing I ever heard.

That love ended today.

That sounds like a very bad idea.

That this child might really save our marriage.

That turns men into animals?

That way, we can jump start your defense.

That works.

That would be nice.

That's a fat wad.

That's a problem for you.

That's a rude question.

That's a weird thing to say.

That's a weird thing to say.

That's all for now. Thank you.

That's almost all of it.

That's exactly what you deserve.

That's for our anniversary.

That's how the kids wear it.

That's how the night started.

That's how well you know me.

That's just frightening.

That's just the retainer.

That's life, baby.

That's marriage.

That's murder.

That's pretty great. I mean, that is pretty great.

That's symbolic.

That's terrible.

That's the real tragedy.

That's very kind and very unnecessary.

The abuse. The fear.

The answer?

The bar.

The bed is savoir.

The bitch with the prenup.

The blood is profuse.

The case is with the feds now, they're done.

The exterior, all along the grounds, the entryway.

The floors are heated, just dial to your liking.

The girl with the giant cum on me tits.

The guy's a bastard, but he's weak as a kitten, so cross that off the list.

The Irish prince graces us with his presence.

The morning of our anniversary...

The nagging shrew. The controlling bitch.

The Nick I saw on TV, that's the Nick I fell in love with.

The night wasn't so bad anymore.

The notice, yes.

The only secret was her husband. We never met Nick.

The only time you liked yourself...

The primal questions of any marriage.

The real housewives of branson.

The second you leave, I'm calling the cops.

The simplest answer is often the correct one?

The sooner you look like yourself, the sooner you'll feel like yourself.

The spending.

The third leading cause of death among pregnant women...

The threat of violence.

The ties you wouldn't wear.

The truth is my defense.

The truth is, Amy didn't want kids.

The truth, you are not a handwriting expert.

The way he looks at me...

The whole thing looked staged. Watch this.

Their only hope is a confession.

Then one night, Amy comes over to my place...

Then we'll need to realign the public's perception of Amy.

Then what happened?

Then why did you try to buy a gun?

Then, Nick will die, too.

Then, suddenly, you've got a pregnant wife.

There are a lot of people out there a lot worse than we are.

There are cameras everywhere.

There are these fun little splurges.

There has to be someone out there that she's screwed with in the past.

There were cameras everywhere.

There you go.

There's a great view, if you're in the mood.

There's a lot of things that are being juggled right now.

There's robes and towels. The shower has steam.

There's some wood for you, bitch.

These two spend their days in the bar Amy bought them.

These yours?

They always do. Don't take it personally.

They can't do that, can they?

They disliked me, they liked me, they hated me.

They look like pretty good friends to me.

They need to like you.

They only took margo to fuck with you.

They'll destroy you.

They'll go after margo.

They're going crazy for you.

This area right here, it looked wrong from the second we saw it.

This is a completely different dynamic.

This is a letter from the clinic...

This is a ticking time bomb. You've gotta throw yourself on it.

This is detective boney.

This is identity theft! This is a felony!

This is insane.

This is just what I need.

This is my father. What's going on?

This is my wife's office.

This is only eight years ago, in New York.

This is so bad.

This is the kitchen...

This is where you say, everything else is background noise.

This is why I have a $100,000 retainer. I win the unwinnable cases.

This is why I have my brownstone. My trust fund. I know I can't complain.

This just got very exciting.

This mailbox is currently full. Press one to...

This man may kill me.

This man of mine may kill me.

This voice mailbox is currently full.

Those are nice clubs. You got the makings of a real man cave.

Those are pretty words, Nick.

Those wives who treat their men like dancing monkeys...

Thoughts on a weapon?

Three... two...

Tied me to his bed.

Ties. The whole thing just became...

Time is of the essence in these cases.

To $1.2 million.

To be fair, he is from St. Louis.

To be out foxed and avoided.

To be trained and paraded.

To behave normally in this situation...

To fake a convincing murder, you have to have discipline.

To my reunion with Amy elliott.

To perform such gracious gestures as...

To start his day.

To the little brown house.

To the people who are volunteering to help find Amy.

To vanish without the heavens hearing our outraged cries?

Tommy?

Tomorrow? I have no idea. I haven't talked to them.

Tonight, we welcome Amy's best friend, noelle hawthorne.

Touch me.

Trajectory indicates blunt force.

Treasure hunt.

Treasure hunts?

Trying to get answers.

Twenty years, you have kept me dangling.

Two years in September. We used to live in New York.

Type a?

Uh oh. Is that him?

Under my father's name, William dunne.

Under suspicious circumstances.

Unless I contact them.

Unspooling her brains...

Until it's safe.

Until when?

Up the river. Prison.

Voilà.

Wait a minute.

Wait a second.

Wait for your clueless husband...

Wait.

Wake up, baby. My sister's gonna come out here.

Want to test your marriage for weak spots?

Was that how she told you she was pregnant, Nick?

Was the only thing that's kept me going these past few years.

Was there ever a baby?

We all move to New York...

We already knew that, Amy, what's your point?

We also have Tommy O'Hara.

We bagged it.

We both lost our jobs.

We cannot keep up with the drug violence.

We care about her, we love her.

We click. She's perfect.

We communicate.

We could have had this fight four hours ago. I'm late.

We didn't have a lot of choice.

We didn't know what the hell it was, but fire in July?

We don't know who or what was scaring her, gil.

We find Amy.

We found him walking route 79, disoriented.

We found this day one, in the fireplace in your home office.

We got a hurt, young girlfriend who will no doubt go public at any moment.

We got a lot of uncontained issues here.

We had that joke that our sex was too good for ordinary.

We had the national spotlight on us, we stained the rug.

We had to file a restraining order.

We have a hotline, 1 855 4 Amy tips.

We have a major shocking development in the amazing Amy disappearance.

We have each other.

We have her medical records coming.

We have loved Nick dunne like a son.

We haven't communicated since the vigil.

We just found out...

We just tested it. Fire doesn't erase blood, Nick.

We love you, Amy!

We moved to Missouri to save Maureen...

We need a moment.

We need to check Amy's story, piece by piece.

We need to find out who did this!

We need to find out who did this!

We need to stop.

We need to tell the cops about the woodshed.

We now absolutely believe...

We played tennis yesterday, Nick. I just can't get over it.

We prayed to God, and God has answered our prayers.

We should hold hands.

We should leave.

We tell boney very little.

We three are the saddest sacks in all the ozarks.

We took a hit on the brownstone...

We understand there are concerns about your wife.

We walked by a bakery that was having their sugar delivered.

We were happy pretending to be other people.

We will organize searches, put up flyers.

We'll be right back.

We'll figure something out.

We'll look into that.

We'll make sure it's a match.

We'll play hot, doting husband, sweet, loving spouse.

We're establishing a volunteer headquarters at the drury lodge.

We're gonna be best friends.

We're gonna be parents.

We're gonna have to bow out of this.

We're good.

We're having a vigil tonight for your missing wife...

We're honest with each other.

We're in a recession. If it happens, we'll deal with it.

We're just teasing.

We're not gonna arrest anybody...

We're partners in crime.

We're so cute. I wanna punch us in the face.

We're tracking Amy's phone, her credit cards.

We've been through the darkness.

We've been trying to call you for the last...

We've been trying to get a hold of you all afternoon.

We've come out, united.

We've got a showcase showdown worth of crap in your woodshed.

We've got blood in the house, huge debt, an unwanted pregnancy.

We've got forensics over at your place. You got somewhere to stay?

We've got incriminating red panties in your office.

We've had our dark days.

Welcome.

Well, a lot of cold cuts.

Well, all right.

Well, Amy, who are you?

Well, days can get long.

Well, did they ask personal stuff about Amy?

Well, great. Where do you live, noelle?

Well, he is looking for you.

Well, I am desperate to find my missing wife.

Well, I don't know how decent I feel.

Well, I don't know. Maybe. No, thanks.

Well, I was home.

Well, I'm as surprised as...

Well, if Tiffany says...

Well, if you're not going to talk, I'm gonna have to fill the silence...

Well, it's incredibly hard.

Well, it's not true. Not for me and Nick.

Well, it's the ugly truth.

Well, let me just say...

Well, okay.

Well, technically, we are supposed to fuck at the next stop.

Well, we have our first clue.

Well, we'll talk in between shampoos.

Well, we've gone mainstream.

Well, well. What does it say?

Well, what are we going to do?

What a beautiful home.

What an oblivious and uncaring asshole her husband is?

What are you asking me?

What are you doing?

What are you thinking?

What are you thinking?

What can I do to help?

What did she want? Weed, pills?

What did you do to your pregnant wife?

What did you get her?

What did you say?

What do you do now, for work?

What do you mean? People love her.

What do you think?

What do you think?

What does it say?

What does this mean?

What have we done to each other?

What have we done to each other?

What is it about a pregnant woman, a woman carrying life inside her...

What is it?

What is wrong with you?

What kind of moral rot...

What scared me was how much he wanted to hurt me more.

What scared me was that I'd finally realized...

What scared me wasn't that he'd pushed me.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What to say, what not to say.

What type are you?

What was the clue last year she got so mad about?

What you doing?

What you got?

What?

What?

What? Hold on. What?

What's that present?

What's that?

What's the gift for five?

What's to like?

What's up, jitters?

What's up, Rhonda?

What's up, up river?

What's your name?

When did you have a dog?

When he was my creative writing teacher at mill valley.

When I met Nick dunne, I knew he wanted cool girl.

When I think of my wife...

When I thought she was gone.

When I was 10, I quit cello.

When it came time for Amy to do her thing, all of a sudden it was like...

When two people love each other and can't make that work...

When we first moved here, I went to a fertility clinic!

When you went to place the puppets there...

When your poor Amy has a cold...

Where do you store goodies for anniversary five?

Where is the money, sweetheart?

Where were you before that? Just to cross that out.

Where you put down that monk brewed Belgian wheat beer...

Where, occasionally, Andie and I...

Where's this little brown house?

Where's your wife, Nick?

Which is a place where Andie and I would often...

Which will lead them back to my office...

While he bloviates on his postgrad thesis about proust.

While I never examined Nick, or his sister...

Who are you?

Who believes his wife is still alive.

Who cares?

Who grew up with her and care about her.

Who is caught coming or going...

Who isn't sure where she leaves her undies?

Who was also named Monica.

Who was dying of cancer and my dad, who had...

Who's the lead investigator on this and she's...

Why are you going so easy on him? You got a crush?

Why are you running away?

Why are you so good to me?

Why are you throwing that in my face again?

Why did you all move back here?

Why didn't he make sure it actually burned?

Why didn't she have any friends?

Why don't you tell us about your friend, noelle?

Why don't you try it again? A little less wooden.

Why is she dressed like a babysitter?

Why should I die? I'm not the asshole.

Why was that, noelle? Why do you think?

Why would you even ask me that?

Why, yes. Hang on one second.

Why?

Why?

Will be recorded.

Will go to prison for my murder.

Will you look at that camera for me?

Will you look in the lens...

Wine cellar's downstairs.

With a bottle of bourbon and a bootleg of this band I love.

With another excruciating story by margo dunne.

With just enough mistakes to raise the specter of doubt.

With me, regular, flawed, real Amy, jealous, as always, of the golden child.

With one hand down his boxers.

With the help of the unwitting...

With us, two years...

Without a body, without a murder weapon...

Without a lawyer.

Without talking to me?

Wonderful. I would love to talk to you.

Wood.

Wood.

Wood.

Worse?

Would you delete that picture for me?

Would you go ahead and please delete that picture?

Would you please escort miss hawthorne and her children back out to the street?

Would you...

Wounded, ****d wife battles her way back to her husband...

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Impressive gal.

Yeah, and then somebody mopped it up.

Yeah, because she had me strip naked, and stand in the shower.

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, I just wanted to shoot some folks.

Yeah, I know all about desi collings.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I was a writer. We were both writers.

Yeah, in keeping with tradition.

Yeah, it'll match.

Yeah, it's just all of a sudden, I feel like I'm on a law & order episode.

Yeah, it's just...

Yeah, it's quite villainous.

Yeah, no kidding.

Yeah, we had some tough years. I lost my job.

Yeah, you gotta clear everything out, here.

Yeah?

Yeah? Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I remember her.

Yeah. Like I'm 12.

Yeah. She is.

Yeah. Should I be concerned?

Year one, the traditional gift was paper.

Year two. Cotton.

Yes, I did. That was her idea. She wanted me to.

Yes, I loved you.

Yes, meat. One syllable.

Yes. It's Amy's anniversary present to me.

You also bought Nick his very first pair of scissors.

You also manage to appear shocked and delighted...

You and Amy under the same roof?

You are more than safe.

You are not at risk anymore.

You are spending a lot.

You are very safe.

You asshole.

You been watching this, too?

You befriend a local idiot.

You both did.

You buy my presents in cash. I'm not stupid, Nick.

You came to the right guy. This is what I do, Nick.

You can discuss 18th century symphonies...

You can give your parents $879,000 without talking to me...

You can relax at home while we prep for trial.

You can say it. It's just me and you.

You can teach those people to hate me all you want.

You can't blame yourself.

You caught your boy rubbing up on some hot little skank...

You certainly don't trust my intention.

You challenge me. You surprise me.

You clearing out?

You could get custody.

You did a real good job.

You didn't need to.

You do know I was just telling you what you wanted to hear, right?

You do know your wife.

You don't forget a girl like that in here.

You don't know if she has friends, you don't know what she does all day...

You don't stop there.

You don't trust me. You don't trust my judgment.

You ever hear the expression...

You ever see that guy in the glasses before?

You fuck!

You fucking asshole! You fucking lied to my fucking face!

You fucking bitch.

You fucking cunt!

You fucking idiot.

You got a book deal, a lifetime movie, you franchised the bar.

You got to the bar around 11:00 today.

You hate that watch.

You have a world class vagina.

You have no clue, do you?

You have to fucking talk to me!

You have to keep your strength.

You have to own this, Nick.

You have to see this.

You haven't called your wife's parents yet?

You haven't heard from her in three days.

You implied that I had carnal relations with my sister.

You just press...

You killed a guy.

You killed someone, Amy. You're a murderer.

You know how it ends.

You know me in your marrow.

You know what I keep thinking?

You know what?

You know what? You're right.

You know why.

You know you can sleep with me, right?

You know, there are millions of people out there...

You know, they asked...

You know, we have a pretty serious homeless problem...

You know...

You little slut.

You look like hammered shit.

You married a complete psychopath.

You may wanna thank her.

You mean the forced march designed to prove...

You must be so proud.

You naughty minx.

You need a diary.

You need to bleed.

You need to clean poorly...

You need to hire Tanner bolt.

You need to package yourself so that people will truly mourn your loss.

You need to tell me exactly what happened.

You never told me that.

You really don't like him, do you?

You really think that's smart?

You really think this is anything?

You really wanna be the couple that has a baby to save their marriage?

You saved them.

You say that, but I'm wondering how you expect us to believe you...

You say your name's Nancy, but you don't even answer to it half the time.

You scared me. Want a drink?

You see, we've seen dozens of home invasions.

You seem pretty laid back. Type b.

You should pitch that as reality television.

You slashed his throat with a box cutter.

You stalked her, you threatened her...

You stupid bitch!

You talk like a man who believes he can make amends to his wife.

You think I'd let him destroy me and end up happier than ever?

You think you would be happy with a nice midwestern girl?

You thought quinoa was a fish?

You told her that?

You told me I needed to have my own life.

You told me you didn't want kids.

You wanna drive him home?

You wanna stay with her.

You wanna stay.

You want me to call for backup?

You want Nick and Amy to be likeable.

You want to solve Amy's treasure hunt?

You went on national television and begged for me to save your life.

You went on national television...

You were an alienated teen and only Elizabeth Bennet understood you.

You were going to get a divorce.

You were never under my thumb.

You will.

You won't? Why, it's not good enough for you?

You would hate it.

You'll be the spy, and I'll be his lover.

You'll never get a better sleep.

You're a fucking coward.

You're a good friend, noelle. And you're a good friend of the show.

You're a liar and a cheat! You're just like dad!

You're breaking my heart.

You're doing Sharon schieber tomorrow in St. Louis.

You're gonna be very happy.

You're gonna want a drink.

You're hiding. I don't know why, and I don't really care.

You're not bored?

You're one of the nolan girls, right?

You're out so much.

You're probably the most hated man in America right now.

You're reading that diary again?

You're the best person I've ever known.

You're under arrest for the murder of your wife.

You're very cute, Nick.

Your father wandered out of comfort hill after lunch.

Your glasses are fake. Your hair's dyed all hamster.

Your moment was over 15 months.

Your parents literally plagiarized your childhood.

Your prenup?

Your wife is missing, and you came all this way to tell me this?

19th century impressionists, quote proust in French.

A year and a half. You lied to me for over a year?

Also a location... Oh, my God.

Amy brings out the best in me. Don't.

Amy would have seen the credit card bill. Put it on Andie's credit card.

Amy? It's our anniversary.

And guess what. What?

And if we decide to go with your version of... the truth.

And suddenly... Slow down, what is it?

And you're gonna walk out the door now? Yeah!

Are you laughing me out of the building? No!

Are you okay? Yes. Are you?

Bitch. Don't.

Bless you, Nick. Father.

Can't we get a wire? That's not gonna work.

Changing Internet service providers. I like that one.

Clue two. My father's house.

Did you do it? Did you do it?

Did you ever see her again? Yeah.

Did you get a trial? Fuck, no.

Dude. Yeah?

Good morning! Don't do that!

Good night. Good night.

Good. So, let's talk while we wait.

Have you seen this girl around here? Why do you ask?

He's not a handwriting ex... looks like it.

Here. Let me help you. Okay.

Hey, gil... On it.

Hey, I've been thinking. Yeah?

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hi, rand. Hey, man.

How are you doing? Terrific.

How exciting! Thank you.

I can handle it. She's going to eat you alive.

I can handle this. We're on the defense.

I can't, I'm already late. Then, can I come?

I could stay at my sister's. Okay.

I didn't know this. Okay.

I hated this game. You loved it.

I said she was complicated. Nick!

I saw you on TV. Okay.

I thought... it's all right.

I won't. You won't?

I've been so worried about you. Where have you been?

It didn't work? I did my part!

It's a nice photo. I know it is.

It's so crazy. Yeah, I know.

Jodie. Nick.

Kibble? Excuse me?

lie to me? I wanted kids!

Love you. Love you.

Made it kind of interesting. It's great.

Mister dunne. Hi.

Mr. dunne! Mr. elliott!

Mr. dunne. Mr. collings.

Native new yorker? The world ends at the Hudson.

Nick! Sir!

No kids? Not yet.

Nothing has changed. Everything has changed.

Off. I am off.

People are gonna hate me. And then, they will forgive you.

Play God. Yeah, old testament God.

Pushed, it says pushed. Absolutely not.

Recognize this? Never seen that before in my life.

She filed charges. What was the charge?

She just vanished? She's just gone.

She's telling a better story. No, Nick.

So, what did you get her? There's no good gift for wood.

so, you broke up with her. No, I just backed away.

Sorry to rush you. It's okay.

Thank you. How do you feel?

Thanks for seeing me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's something. Oh, yeah.

That's supposed to make me less tense? Let's try it again.

That's the last thing you need. Desi...

This leads us to what? My dad's house.

Tonight, exclusively... Hurry up.

Two magical years. Two magical years.

We can't stay long. Fantastic.

We had limited options. A hotel.

We need to tell the cops about Andie. Really?

We're gonna hold a press conference tomorrow. You're having a press conference?

Well, it's... Your call.

What about my side? Nick!

What are you doing? Every time you look smug...

What have you been up to? Nothing.

What is it? It's for you.

What pisses you off? Money, lack thereof.

What? I pulled up some of the merchandise.

Where are her folks? New York? Yeah.

Where things got... scary.

Which is what we're doing here, Nick. I see.

Who is that? Some fucking tragedy groupie.

Who the fuck is that? I don't know.

Why did you break up? That's a strange question.

Why don't we just put out a statement? They need to see you.

Woodshed. Yeah, my woodshed.

You can't do that! Of course we can.

You had sex? Yeah, consensual.

You tend bar... I own the bar.

...a candor and an honesty that's worthy of respect.

...and dedicated to the proposition that all men...

...and look alive.

...and so dedicated, can long endure.

...I always think of her head.

...I knew everything was about to get worse.

...I think we can all agree...

...in search of Jane.

...sponsoring a raffle to benefit west county 4h...

...the missing persons case of Amy elliott dunne.

...their money, technically.

...there's more to him than meets the eye.

[S]These bag of bone shoes

$100,000?

$117,000 in credit card debt.