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Big Daddy (1999) "Big Daddy" is a beloved comedy film released in 1999, directed by Dennis Dugan. The movie centers around

Big Daddy (1999)

"Big Daddy" is a beloved comedy film released in 1999, directed by Dennis Dugan. The movie centers around Sonny Koufax, portrayed by Adam Sandler, a lazy but lovable bachelor who unexpectedly becomes the guardian of a young boy named Julian, played by Cole and Dylan Sprouse. Sandler's comedic prowess shines as he navigates the challenges of fatherhood while trying to maintain his carefree lifestyle. The film also features memorable performances by Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Stewart, and Leslie Mann. To relive the hilarious moments and heartfelt story of "Big Daddy," you can play and download its captivating sounds right here.

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.
A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.
A caterpillar.
A caterpillar.
A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.
A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.
Aaron Bird shot me.
Aaron Bird shot me.
All right now, what way would you put that on?
All right now, what way would you put that on?
All right, I got you. What do you think I should do?
All right, I got you. What do you think I should do?
All right, I guess.
All right, I guess.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
All right, one at a time.
All right, one at a time.
All right!
All right!
All right! I'm up!
All right! I'm up!
All right?
All right?
All right?
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Take it easy, man.
All right. Take it easy, man.
All right. Thirty packets of ketchup.
All right. Thirty packets of ketchup.
All rise.
All rise.
All the money I won from the cab accident...
All the money I won from the cab accident...
Am I in the right room?
Am I in the right room?
And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth $200,000.
And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth $200,000.
And after the bath, you have to try and study hard.
And after the bath, you have to try and study hard.
And at this stage...
And at this stage...
And don't tell a soul about the Scuba Squad...
And don't tell a soul about the Scuba Squad...
And he has a five year plan.
And he has a five year plan.
And he taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American rock bands.
And he taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American rock bands.
And he's poor.
And he's poor.
And how long have you disliked Mr. Koufax?
And how long have you disliked Mr. Koufax?
And I think that's when I decided...
And I think that's when I decided...
And Julian tripped him with a stick.
And Julian tripped him with a stick.
And nice eyes also.
And nice eyes also.
And one more thing...
And one more thing...
And representing Sonny Koufax?
And representing Sonny Koufax?
And so was the squirrel.
And so was the squirrel.
And that's exactly what I'm gonna be.
And that's exactly what I'm gonna be.
And the rabbit got shut down, did he?
And the rabbit got shut down, did he?
And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.
And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.
And the rabbit was very happy to make such a nice new friend.
And the rabbit was very happy to make such a nice new friend.
And the squirrel said, Of course.
And the squirrel said, Of course.
And the squirrel thought it just wasn't the right time...
And the squirrel thought it just wasn't the right time...
And the squirrel thought the rabbit was really nice too.
And the squirrel thought the rabbit was really nice too.
And then one of our students wore Rollerblades for show and tell.
And then one of our students wore Rollerblades for show and tell.
And then the rabbit thought to himself...
And then the rabbit thought to himself...
And then, the rabbit worked up his courage...
And then, the rabbit worked up his courage...
And we all love Yoo hoo. Especially with a little rum.
And we all love Yoo hoo. Especially with a little rum.
And we're both losing weight.
And we're both losing weight.
And we're off.
And we're off.
And you said that you had better things to do.
And you said that you had better things to do.
Any invisible people out here...
Any invisible people out here...
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Anything else?
Anything else?
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anyway, will you?
Anyway, will you?
Anyways, I had fun today. Did you have fun?
Anyways, I had fun today. Did you have fun?
Apply pressure.
Apply pressure.
Are when I'm alone with you
Are when I'm alone with you
Are you all hopped out?
Are you all hopped out?
Are you allowed soda?
Are you allowed soda?
Are you drunk, Mr. Herlihy?
Are you drunk, Mr. Herlihy?
Are you my dad?
Are you my dad?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you selling raffle tickets?
Are you selling raffle tickets?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Arthur Brooks speaking.
Arthur Brooks speaking.
Arthur Brooks, New York City Social Services. I'm confused.
Arthur Brooks, New York City Social Services. I'm confused.
Arthur Brooks, Social Services.
Arthur Brooks, Social Services.
As that boy's father, I refuse to press charges.
As that boy's father, I refuse to press charges.
Asshole.
Asshole.
At least I can fit my ass in my shorts, fatty.
At least I can fit my ass in my shorts, fatty.
At which point, you'll find a new way...
At which point, you'll find a new way...
At your age I could eat anything. Wouldn't gain an ounce.
At your age I could eat anything. Wouldn't gain an ounce.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Bailiff, remand him until I can figure out the punishment.
Bailiff, remand him until I can figure out the punishment.
Bathing and studying and eating right.
Bathing and studying and eating right.
Because I win.
Because I win.
Because if you wanna be a member of the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.
Because if you wanna be a member of the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.
Because it seems you already have a daddy.
Because it seems you already have a daddy.
Before you came here, do you remember the last thing your mommy said to you?
Before you came here, do you remember the last thing your mommy said to you?
Better keep it down low. The kid's gonna wake up.
Better keep it down low. The kid's gonna wake up.
Big problem in this state.
Big problem in this state.
Bingo. Now sleep, okay?
Bingo. Now sleep, okay?
Boy, I don't know what to tell you.
Boy, I don't know what to tell you.
Breakfast is over at 10:30.
Breakfast is over at 10:30.
Buffalo.
Buffalo.
But after my nap, I always watch the kangaroo song.
But after my nap, I always watch the kangaroo song.
But don't be scared about me being a dad, because I will not fail.
But don't be scared about me being a dad, because I will not fail.
But everybody's so busy with their crap lately, no one comes.
But everybody's so busy with their crap lately, no one comes.
But he fights like a girl.
But he fights like a girl.
But I am real glad you're all here tonight, because...
But I am real glad you're all here tonight, because...
But I don't think that's gonna happen.
But I don't think that's gonna happen.
But I fell in love with him.
But I fell in love with him.
But I gotta go to the bathroom.
But I gotta go to the bathroom.
But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!
But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!
But I'll tell you what I can do.
But I'll tell you what I can do.
But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.
But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.
But my cat, he bite his head off.
But my cat, he bite his head off.
But when he got across the street...
But when he got across the street...
But you gotta respect a place where the fatter you are, the cooler you are.
But you gotta respect a place where the fatter you are, the cooler you are.
But you have to, and you're gonna be okay.
But you have to, and you're gonna be okay.
But your son is by far the smelliest.
But your son is by far the smelliest.
But, buddy, real dads aren't always that great.
But, buddy, real dads aren't always that great.
But, Sonny, you work in a tollbooth.
But, Sonny, you work in a tollbooth.
Bye, pal.
Bye, pal.
Cadillac, I love it.
Cadillac, I love it.
Can I borrow that when you're done?
Can I borrow that when you're done?
Can I come in?
Can I come in?
Can I speak to Layla Maloney?
Can I speak to Layla Maloney?
Can my kid use the bathroom for a minute?
Can my kid use the bathroom for a minute?
Can we get some fries?
Can we get some fries?
Can you be a tough little guy until then?
Can you be a tough little guy until then?
Can you get somebody else?
Can you get somebody else?
Can you hang out here a little bit? I gotta go do something.
Can you hang out here a little bit? I gotta go do something.
Can you still have fun?
Can you still have fun?
Can you tell me how old you are?
Can you tell me how old you are?
Can you tell me how old you are?
Can you tell me how old you are?
Can't they find someone who isn't a friend?
Can't they find someone who isn't a friend?
Career, stable relationship, a family.
Career, stable relationship, a family.
Check this out.
Check this out.
Chicken wings, Molson 3 0. Canadian beer is like moonshine.
Chicken wings, Molson 3 0. Canadian beer is like moonshine.
Chief Jay Strongbow used to do a sleeper hold.
Chief Jay Strongbow used to do a sleeper hold.
Columbus Day.
Columbus Day.
Come and play
Come and play
Come back later. I'll Indian wrestle you.
Come back later. I'll Indian wrestle you.
Come here, pal.
Come here, pal.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, fall down. Fall down. Yes! Come on, damn it.
Come on, fall down. Fall down. Yes! Come on, damn it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I bet they're nice.
Come on. I bet they're nice.
Come on. We're almost there.
Come on. We're almost there.
Congratulations, kid.
Congratulations, kid.
Congratulations. You and Big Boobs McGee are gonna be happy.
Congratulations. You and Big Boobs McGee are gonna be happy.
Constitution.
Constitution.
Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.
Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.
Could I have a night light?
Could I have a night light?
Could you do me a favor?
Could you do me a favor?
Could you hang out with me?
Could you hang out with me?
Crybaby, come on.
Crybaby, come on.
Customers only.
Customers only.
Cut the crap.
Cut the crap.
Cut the crap.
Cut the crap.
Cut your fingernails. They're too long.
Cut your fingernails. They're too long.
Dad, how's it going? How's Florida?
Dad, how's it going? How's Florida?
Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!
Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!
Deep down you must've known this day was coming.
Deep down you must've known this day was coming.
Dented cans are half price.
Dented cans are half price.
Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?
Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?
Did he call him Stinky?
Did he call him Stinky?
Did I witness the first kiss?
Did I witness the first kiss?
Did you and Sonny have fun?
Did you and Sonny have fun?
Did you happen to make it to her funeral?
Did you happen to make it to her funeral?
Did you just waste the good surprise on me again?
Did you just waste the good surprise on me again?
Did you move the bench?
Did you move the bench?
Didn't you pee enough in bed?
Didn't you pee enough in bed?
Do I need to get you a bottle of formula or something?
Do I need to get you a bottle of formula or something?
Do that thing I taught you the other day.
Do that thing I taught you the other day.
Do the right thing, buddy.
Do the right thing, buddy.
Do the thing again.
Do the thing again.
Do what you can to help.
Do what you can to help.
Do you have some time to go over some things that have been bothering me?
Do you have some time to go over some things that have been bothering me?
Do you need help with that?
Do you need help with that?
Do you still got a foster family lined up for Julian?
Do you still got a foster family lined up for Julian?
Do you want a Happy Meal?
Do you want a Happy Meal?
Does he ever take his flippers off?
Does he ever take his flippers off?
Does this mean that you love me?
Does this mean that you love me?
Don't be scared. It's all right.
Don't be scared. It's all right.
Don't call her that.
Don't call her that.
Don't cry. Sorry.
Don't cry. Sorry.
Don't get caught with any girls.
Don't get caught with any girls.
Don't say anything.
Don't say anything.
Don't tell him what to do. He can scratch.
Don't tell him what to do. He can scratch.
Don't worry about it, boy.
Don't worry about it, boy.
Don't worry about money.
Don't worry about money.
Don't you ever do that to me again. Don't do that.
Don't you ever do that to me again. Don't do that.
Don't you take naps?
Don't you take naps?
Douche bag kangaroo.
Douche bag kangaroo.
Eczema? Gross.
Eczema? Gross.
Electricity.
Electricity.
Ever since then, he's strutted around bragging...
Ever since then, he's strutted around bragging...
Every day I get a little bit older and balder and fatter.
Every day I get a little bit older and balder and fatter.
Every time it's different cards.
Every time it's different cards.
Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?
Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?
Everything's gonna get figured out tomorrow.
Everything's gonna get figured out tomorrow.
Excuse me. How you doing? I'm Kevin Gerrity.
Excuse me. How you doing? I'm Kevin Gerrity.
Fatter?
Fatter?
First of all, how did...
First of all, how did...
First of all, that cab was huge.
First of all, that cab was huge.
First witness.
First witness.
Fish?
Fish?
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
For the past six weeks, you've been living with Sonny?
For the past six weeks, you've been living with Sonny?
For the record, where did you work during medical school?
For the record, where did you work during medical school?
Forget it, Sonny.
Forget it, Sonny.
Found a job yet, where you work more than one day a week?
Found a job yet, where you work more than one day a week?
Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.
Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.
Frankenstein, what do you want?
Frankenstein, what do you want?
Frankenstein, you gonna play in the puddle?
Frankenstein, you gonna play in the puddle?
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein.
Frankly, his personal hygiene is becoming a cause for concern.
Frankly, his personal hygiene is becoming a cause for concern.
From now on, I have to stop letting you win.
From now on, I have to stop letting you win.
Get him. Get him. Lock him up.
Get him. Get him. Lock him up.
Get off the stand.
Get off the stand.
Get the door.
Get the door.
Get your coat. Clean up.
Get your coat. Clean up.
Give me a call back as soon as possible...
Give me a call back as soon as possible...
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give that kid back before you ruin both your lives.
Give that kid back before you ruin both your lives.
Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.
Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.
Go back to sleep.
Go back to sleep.
Go by the seesaw, smoke a J. You know what I'm talking about?
Go by the seesaw, smoke a J. You know what I'm talking about?
Go get the can, okay?
Go get the can, okay?
Go have some fun. Shoot a few beer cans or something.
Go have some fun. Shoot a few beer cans or something.
Go play with them pigeons, buddy.
Go play with them pigeons, buddy.
Go take a nap.
Go take a nap.
Go take a walk, pal.
Go take a walk, pal.
Go to sleep now, all right?
Go to sleep now, all right?
Go to your room. I think. Or do whatever you want.
Go to your room. I think. Or do whatever you want.
Go with the bunny ears thing. You're his dad, right? I'm sorry.
Go with the bunny ears thing. You're his dad, right? I'm sorry.
Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
God, Sonny, shut up!
God, Sonny, shut up!
God! You were normal yesterday.
God! You were normal yesterday.
Goddamn stick!
Goddamn stick!
Good call on the two weeks.
Good call on the two weeks.
Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.
Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.
Good God!
Good God!
Good job, buddy!
Good job, buddy!
Good job.
Good job.
Good job. We're gonna miss breakfast. Let's go.
Good job. We're gonna miss breakfast. Let's go.
Good luck walking down the street.
Good luck walking down the street.
Good night, Frankenstein.
Good night, Frankenstein.
Good night, Layla.
Good night, Layla.
Good night, Scuba Steve.
Good night, Scuba Steve.
Good night, Sonny.
Good night, Sonny.
Good to see you stiffs. What've you been doing?
Good to see you stiffs. What've you been doing?
Good. Let's go. We're in a hurry.
Good. Let's go. We're in a hurry.
Good. No more crying.
Good. No more crying.
Great.
Great.
Gross!
Gross!
Gross.
Gross.
Group home? Like an orphanage?
Group home? Like an orphanage?
Guess I wasn't such a good soldier.
Guess I wasn't such a good soldier.
Hang on right here for a second. Don't move.
Hang on right here for a second. Don't move.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on. It says...
Hang on. It says...
Hang out with us. We'll have fun.
Hang out with us. We'll have fun.
Happy birthday, Daddy.
Happy birthday, Daddy.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Having a kid is great...
Having a kid is great...
He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.
He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.
He also happens to be a well respected lawyer in Florida.
He also happens to be a well respected lawyer in Florida.
He can't sleep.
He can't sleep.
He certainly did.
He certainly did.
He covered it with newspaper.
He covered it with newspaper.
He doesn't know how to boil an egg.
He doesn't know how to boil an egg.
He doesn't like you. Leave us alone.
He doesn't like you. Leave us alone.
He drinks a lot of soda.
He drinks a lot of soda.
He filed for social security at the age of 30.
He filed for social security at the age of 30.
He happens to be pretty damn nice.
He happens to be pretty damn nice.
He has enough co counsels.
He has enough co counsels.
He has to come with me or I'll arrest you.
He has to come with me or I'll arrest you.
He is a drain on the economy, on the country...
He is a drain on the economy, on the country...
He is such a good boy.
He is such a good boy.
He must be miserable without you right now.
He must be miserable without you right now.
He never leaves me alone.
He never leaves me alone.
He spilled glue on the floor and didn't tell anyone.
He spilled glue on the floor and didn't tell anyone.
He taught me how to do the sleeper hold like Chief Jay Strongbow.
He taught me how to do the sleeper hold like Chief Jay Strongbow.
He taught me how to pee on a building.
He taught me how to pee on a building.
He tells me what to do. He never lets me figure stuff out on my own.
He tells me what to do. He never lets me figure stuff out on my own.
He told me to watch his boat for him. Said that he wanted to...
He told me to watch his boat for him. Said that he wanted to...
He took his sunglasses off.
He took his sunglasses off.
He wants you to see him. He likes you.
He wants you to see him. He likes you.
He was probably a nice boy like you. Then his dad messed his mind up.
He was probably a nice boy like you. Then his dad messed his mind up.
He'd be better off with his natural mother.
He'd be better off with his natural mother.
He'll think he's a failure if he couldn't get me a date.
He'll think he's a failure if he couldn't get me a date.
He'll write your name on the wall. Mind your business.
He'll write your name on the wall. Mind your business.
He's a good man. I've known him my whole life.
He's a good man. I've known him my whole life.
He's already achieved so much...
He's already achieved so much...
He's better off living in a dumpster.
He's better off living in a dumpster.
He's better off with me than in an orphanage.
He's better off with me than in an orphanage.
He's going down, he's going down, he's going..!
He's going down, he's going down, he's going..!
He's going to sleep now.
He's going to sleep now.
He's gotta learn how to lose too.
He's gotta learn how to lose too.
He's in China. Who are you?
He's in China. Who are you?
He's just a kid. We'll be in and out.
He's just a kid. We'll be in and out.
He's like a cocker spaniel. I just...
He's like a cocker spaniel. I just...
He's not great at it, so work with him.
He's not great at it, so work with him.
He's not happy. What else you got?
He's not happy. What else you got?
He's peeing on his own.
He's peeing on his own.
He's so happy.
He's so happy.
He's taken down! Penalty shot!
He's taken down! Penalty shot!
He's the smelly kid in class? I let him become the smelly kid?
He's the smelly kid in class? I let him become the smelly kid?
Hell, yes!
Hell, yes!
Hell, yes.
Hell, yes.
Hello, Dad?
Hello, Dad?
Help me! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Help me. I'm lost. I don't know where I am.
Help me. I'm lost. I don't know where I am.
Here are the magic sunglasses.
Here are the magic sunglasses.
Here comes some candy.
Here comes some candy.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you are. Your waiter will be right with you.
Here you are. Your waiter will be right with you.
Here, give it a shot.
Here, give it a shot.
Here's a number for a guy...
Here's a number for a guy...
Hey, excuse me. Everybody!
Hey, excuse me. Everybody!
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, mister. Why are you sitting on the ground?
Hey, mister. Why are you sitting on the ground?
Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip.
Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip.
Hey, surprise.
Hey, surprise.
Hey, take it easy.
Hey, take it easy.
Hey, you guys. How are you?
Hey, you guys. How are you?
Hey, you! Still missing that tooth, huh?
Hey, you! Still missing that tooth, huh?
Hi, Corinne.
Hi, Corinne.
Hi, Frankenstein. Remember me?
Hi, Frankenstein. Remember me?
Hi, I like your hat.
Hi, I like your hat.
Hi, Julian. How you doing?
Hi, Julian. How you doing?
Hi, Mom? Could you put Dad on the phone for a second?
Hi, Mom? Could you put Dad on the phone for a second?
Hi, my name is Benjamin Franklin.
Hi, my name is Benjamin Franklin.
Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.
Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.
Hip...
Hip...
Hiphop...
Hiphop...
Hipopynonamous?
Hipopynonamous?
His mother's...
His mother's...
His name's Frankenstein.
His name's Frankenstein.
Hold onto your money. Later on.
Hold onto your money. Later on.
Holy shit. Sonny Koufax would rather work than eat.
Holy shit. Sonny Koufax would rather work than eat.
Honey, it was a great surprise. I was totally shocked.
Honey, it was a great surprise. I was totally shocked.
Hooters.
Hooters.
Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!
Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!
How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns?
How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns?
How come I have to wear a bathing suit?
How come I have to wear a bathing suit?
How come you're not going?
How come you're not going?
How do I make it stop itching?
How do I make it stop itching?
How long am I going away for?
How long am I going away for?
How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?
How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How old are you, anyways?
How old are you, anyways?
How you doing, cutie?
How you doing, cutie?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing? Kevin Gerrity.
How you doing? Kevin Gerrity.
How you doing? You sleepwalking?
How you doing? You sleepwalking?
How'd you misconstrue the situation so badly?
How'd you misconstrue the situation so badly?
How're things going with your girlfriend, Vanessa?
How're things going with your girlfriend, Vanessa?
How's this?
How's this?
Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin ups.
Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin ups.
I ain't a good father. I made a big mistake.
I ain't a good father. I made a big mistake.
I ain't going to rat you out.
I ain't going to rat you out.
I am in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of it.
I am in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of it.
I am sick of Cozy's. You order in from there all the time.
I am sick of Cozy's. You order in from there all the time.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am. I am. I hate my father.
I am. I am. I hate my father.
I bought tickets, and the show was the night before.
I bought tickets, and the show was the night before.
I broke his arm, haven't seen him since.
I broke his arm, haven't seen him since.
I can be your friend, no matter what. All right?
I can be your friend, no matter what. All right?
I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.
I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this. We got a family now. This is what you wanted.
I can't believe this. We got a family now. This is what you wanted.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.
I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.
I can't go to sleep until you say good night.
I can't go to sleep until you say good night.
I can't have it be temporary. It's gotta be permanent.
I can't have it be temporary. It's gotta be permanent.
I can't sleep.
I can't sleep.
I can't take this. Are you serious?
I can't take this. Are you serious?
I could be in the Scuba Squad?
I could be in the Scuba Squad?
I deliver food for six years.
I deliver food for six years.
I did the robot voice for Mr. Roboto.
I did the robot voice for Mr. Roboto.
I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Good night.
I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Good night.
I didn't tell you to come here, did I?
I didn't tell you to come here, did I?
I didn't think of it like that. But yes, that's what I'm thinking.
I didn't think of it like that. But yes, that's what I'm thinking.
I don't either, but shouldn't we give them a chance?
I don't either, but shouldn't we give them a chance?
I don't force him, he makes the right decision. Way to go.
I don't force him, he makes the right decision. Way to go.
I don't have any, but two policemen downstairs do.
I don't have any, but two policemen downstairs do.
I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every 30 seconds.
I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every 30 seconds.
I don't know the rules...
I don't know the rules...
I don't know what happened to you.
I don't know what happened to you.
I don't know what to do. Hopefully Vanessa will.
I don't know what to do. Hopefully Vanessa will.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know where you are. I'm sorry.
I don't know where you are. I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I gotta watch out for the kid's best interest.
I don't know. I gotta watch out for the kid's best interest.
I don't know. I'm going upstairs.
I don't know. I'm going upstairs.
I don't know. Judge doesn't look too happy.
I don't know. Judge doesn't look too happy.
I don't know. You scratch it.
I don't know. You scratch it.
I don't like these kids.
I don't like these kids.
I don't think we're gonna...
I don't think we're gonna...
I don't understand. Why do you win?
I don't understand. Why do you win?
I don't wanna go. I promise...
I don't wanna go. I promise...
I don't wanna lie to you.
I don't wanna lie to you.
I don't wanna put him in a home any more than you do.
I don't wanna put him in a home any more than you do.
I don't wanna study.
I don't wanna study.
I don't want it to be like that. I don't wanna control you.
I don't want it to be like that. I don't wanna control you.
I filed to get custody based on the child's best interests.
I filed to get custody based on the child's best interests.
I gave him Nyquil. He should be out for the night.
I gave him Nyquil. He should be out for the night.
I go with this loop, swoop and pull thing. He likes that.
I go with this loop, swoop and pull thing. He likes that.
I got a real job!
I got a real job!
I got a six, a five, a jack, a four and a eight.
I got a six, a five, a jack, a four and a eight.
I got a two, a four, a ten, an eight and a six.
I got a two, a four, a ten, an eight and a six.
I got an emergency problem. Is Arthur Brooks around?
I got an emergency problem. Is Arthur Brooks around?
I got deliveries.
I got deliveries.
I got eczema.
I got eczema.
I got four guys left.
I got four guys left.
I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
I got one and he's out of his mind.
I got one and he's out of his mind.
I got too much other shit going on.
I got too much other shit going on.
I got two queens, two jacks and an ace.
I got two queens, two jacks and an ace.
I gotta admit, I'm still weirded out when they kiss.
I gotta admit, I'm still weirded out when they kiss.
I gotta do my laundry on my lunch hour.
I gotta do my laundry on my lunch hour.
I gotta do something big. I think Vanessa will respect that.
I gotta do something big. I think Vanessa will respect that.
I gotta get back to the office. You're the king.
I gotta get back to the office. You're the king.
I gotta get me one of those.
I gotta get me one of those.
I gotta go to Washington for a hearing to dismiss my case.
I gotta go to Washington for a hearing to dismiss my case.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta make a phone call. Just stay right here, all right?
I gotta make a phone call. Just stay right here, all right?
I guess ever since I was a little girl.
I guess ever since I was a little girl.
I guess I feel like I gotta kick ass while there's ass to be kicked.
I guess I feel like I gotta kick ass while there's ass to be kicked.
I guess I should say...
I guess I should say...
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I had a doll like that at one time.
I had a doll like that at one time.
I had a few chardonnays. What of it?
I had a few chardonnays. What of it?
I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.
I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.
I had a mother lined up for him...
I had a mother lined up for him...
I had an attack of paranoia. I thought you were sleeping with my girl.
I had an attack of paranoia. I thought you were sleeping with my girl.
I had call for delivery, but it was crank call. You want chocolate cake?
I had call for delivery, but it was crank call. You want chocolate cake?
I had things going the way I wanted.
I had things going the way I wanted.
I hate Sonny.
I hate Sonny.
I have a bellybutton.
I have a bellybutton.
I have a ton of work to do.
I have a ton of work to do.
I have ecza...
I have ecza...
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I have?
I have?
I haven't been up for that in 10 years. You wanna go?
I haven't been up for that in 10 years. You wanna go?
I heard you did laundry with my sister.
I heard you did laundry with my sister.
I hope you understand why I didn't tell you until now...
I hope you understand why I didn't tell you until now...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I know that place. Maybe I'll see you there then.
I know that place. Maybe I'll see you there then.
I know this changes everything, but I had to do the right thing.
I know this changes everything, but I had to do the right thing.
I know this is the right thing because I would die for this kid...
I know this is the right thing because I would die for this kid...
I know when you first got here, you thought you were gonna meet your dad.
I know when you first got here, you thought you were gonna meet your dad.
I know when you first got here, you thought you were gonna meet your dad.
I know when you first got here, you thought you were gonna meet your dad.
I know you'll be missing me when you got...
I know you'll be missing me when you got...
I know, but they were like brothers to us back in school.
I know, but they were like brothers to us back in school.
I know, pal. That's not it.
I know, pal. That's not it.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. He was just joking around.
I know. He was just joking around.
I know. I do too, pal.
I know. I do too, pal.
I know. I know.
I know. I know.
I know. I'm excited.
I know. I'm excited.
I let him wear whatever he wants.
I let him wear whatever he wants.
I like him to express himself freely.
I like him to express himself freely.
I like it. Everyone always tells me to hang out in the Village and SoHo.
I like it. Everyone always tells me to hang out in the Village and SoHo.
I lost you.
I lost you.
I love him as much as you love me, Dad.
I love him as much as you love me, Dad.
I love this kid too much.
I love this kid too much.
I love you too, sir.
I love you too, sir.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, I'm glad you had fun and all, but this is big.
I mean, I'm glad you had fun and all, but this is big.
I moved to Buffalo with my mommy.
I moved to Buffalo with my mommy.
I need someone I can rely on, not a playmate.
I need someone I can rely on, not a playmate.
I need time to think and so do you.
I need time to think and so do you.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I never thought about that.
I never thought about that.
I only came today to make sure you didn't end up in jail.
I only came today to make sure you didn't end up in jail.
I owned a bank and a newspaper.
I owned a bank and a newspaper.
I promise.
I promise.
I read an article that said...
I read an article that said...
I read something interesting. You know Benjamin Franklin invented...
I read something interesting. You know Benjamin Franklin invented...
I really can't.
I really can't.
I screwed up, pal. I'm so sorry.
I screwed up, pal. I'm so sorry.
I see. And in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?
I see. And in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?
I see. Hang on a second.
I see. Hang on a second.
I shouldn't have stayed here. That was a jerk thing to do.
I shouldn't have stayed here. That was a jerk thing to do.
I showed him that.
I showed him that.
I sorry. I mix up D and L.
I sorry. I mix up D and L.
I stopped that months ago. He still wins.
I stopped that months ago. He still wins.
I swear to God it's working.
I swear to God it's working.
I swear, he's right here.
I swear, he's right here.
I think it is.
I think it is.
I think my sister, Corinne, is engaged to your roommate.
I think my sister, Corinne, is engaged to your roommate.
I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.
I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.
I think they're Kevin's.
I think they're Kevin's.
I think we'd all agree with that.
I think we'd all agree with that.
I told Social Services that my name was Kevin Gerrity.
I told Social Services that my name was Kevin Gerrity.
I tried to give him back. I just can't. All right?
I tried to give him back. I just can't. All right?
I turn my head and he disappeared.
I turn my head and he disappeared.
I wanna go to school.
I wanna go to school.
I want things to go back to the way they used to be.
I want things to go back to the way they used to be.
I want you to be my dad, Sonny.
I want you to be my dad, Sonny.
I was a writer, a diplomat...
I was a writer, a diplomat...
I was cursing at the lady, not you.
I was cursing at the lady, not you.
I was cursing at the lady, not you.
I was cursing at the lady, not you.
I was gonna do my laundry today too. Where are you going?
I was gonna do my laundry today too. Where are you going?
I was gonna give you a buzz.
I was gonna give you a buzz.
I was gonna mail you the paperwork.
I was gonna mail you the paperwork.
I was never Mr. Popularity in high school...
I was never Mr. Popularity in high school...
I was the first secretary of the treasury.
I was the first secretary of the treasury.
I went to China. Do you know where that is?
I went to China. Do you know where that is?
I went to Coney Island today with the little boy.
I went to Coney Island today with the little boy.
I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.
I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.
I wet my bed.
I wet my bed.
I will turn this all around. That's a promise.
I will turn this all around. That's a promise.
I win.
I win.
I win.
I win.
I wipe my own ass.
I wipe my own ass.
I withdraw my objection. Please proceed.
I withdraw my objection. Please proceed.
I won't play the kangaroo song anymore.
I won't play the kangaroo song anymore.
I wrote many books and invented many things we still use today.
I wrote many books and invented many things we still use today.
I'd like to call upon myself, Your Honor.
I'd like to call upon myself, Your Honor.
I'd rather live on the streets than under his rules.
I'd rather live on the streets than under his rules.
I'll always be your family. I'll always be around.
I'll always be your family. I'll always be around.
I'll always be your friend.
I'll always be your friend.
I'll be a better father than you!
I'll be a better father than you!
I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.
I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.
I'll come give you a crew cut.
I'll come give you a crew cut.
I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...
I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...
I'll get it!
I'll get it!
I'll give you a shout when I line up a family.
I'll give you a shout when I line up a family.
I'll go get him for you.
I'll go get him for you.
I'll hang onto the kid until you find him a new family.
I'll hang onto the kid until you find him a new family.
I'll have a hot dog with the mustard and a knish.
I'll have a hot dog with the mustard and a knish.
I'll meet you after school at 2:30, right out front.
I'll meet you after school at 2:30, right out front.
I'll show you in that book. It might help you out with your school play.
I'll show you in that book. It might help you out with your school play.
I'll show you some cool shit along the way.
I'll show you some cool shit along the way.
I'm all right. I'm recovering.
I'm all right. I'm recovering.
I'm an idiot. I was so hammered.
I'm an idiot. I was so hammered.
I'm coming home. I don't know what I'll say...
I'm coming home. I don't know what I'll say...
I'm concerned.
I'm concerned.
I'm curious. Just what were those better things that you had to do?
I'm curious. Just what were those better things that you had to do?
I'm gonna give him advice and I'm gonna guide him...
I'm gonna give him advice and I'm gonna guide him...
I'm gonna leave you with your dad now, Julian.
I'm gonna leave you with your dad now, Julian.
I'm having a tough time reading this...
I'm having a tough time reading this...
I'm in a bad way. Vanessa dumped me. I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm in a bad way. Vanessa dumped me. I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm Julian's teacher, Ms. Foote.
I'm Julian's teacher, Ms. Foote.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm Mr. Koufax's co counsel.
I'm Mr. Koufax's co counsel.
I'm not getting any handsomer.
I'm not getting any handsomer.
I'm not going to work. I'm going to brunch with potential clients.
I'm not going to work. I'm going to brunch with potential clients.
I'm not his dad. I'm more of a father figure type...
I'm not his dad. I'm more of a father figure type...
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm out the door. Hey, pal.
I'm out the door. Hey, pal.
I'm psyched about it too.
I'm psyched about it too.
I'm right here, miss.
I'm right here, miss.
I'm scared. Could you do it too?
I'm scared. Could you do it too?
I'm scared. What if she's not nice?
I'm scared. What if she's not nice?
I'm Scuba Sam.
I'm Scuba Sam.
I'm serious. Don't do that.
I'm serious. Don't do that.
I'm serious. Don't do that.
I'm serious. Don't do that.
I'm sleeping in the office. We're going to trial on the fraud case.
I'm sleeping in the office. We're going to trial on the fraud case.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.
I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.
I'm sorry, Corinne.
I'm sorry, Corinne.
I'm sorry, Sonny. I can't. It's my case.
I'm sorry, Sonny. I can't. It's my case.
I'm sorry. I wanted to thank you for coming tonight.
I'm sorry. I wanted to thank you for coming tonight.
I'm sorry. I was freaking out there.
I'm sorry. I was freaking out there.
I'm still right here.
I'm still right here.
I'm talking about you being a grandfather.
I'm talking about you being a grandfather.
I'm telling you, buddy. Vanessa, she's the one. I can't lose her.
I'm telling you, buddy. Vanessa, she's the one. I can't lose her.
I'm thinking about keeping the kid.
I'm thinking about keeping the kid.
I'm too hungry to sleep.
I'm too hungry to sleep.
I'm working on a big case. I gotta sue you for making me come here.
I'm working on a big case. I gotta sue you for making me come here.
I've been looking.
I've been looking.
I've decided to take care of the little guy.
I've decided to take care of the little guy.
I've delivered to you before.
I've delivered to you before.
I've got a few problems.
I've got a few problems.
I've got Spice Channel. It's blurry but it's nice.
I've got Spice Channel. It's blurry but it's nice.
I've had some smelly ones before.
I've had some smelly ones before.
I've never even been to Buffalo.
I've never even been to Buffalo.
I've never...
I've never...
I've really never seen any problems with that.
I've really never seen any problems with that.
I've tried contacting him several times and he hasn't responded.
I've tried contacting him several times and he hasn't responded.
If I can make a believer out of him, I can make a believer out of everybody.
If I can make a believer out of him, I can make a believer out of everybody.
If I can't have you
If I can't have you
If I get custody of Julian, I'll be his father forever.
If I get custody of Julian, I'll be his father forever.
If I have a kid of my own, I hope he's half as cool as that kid.
If I have a kid of my own, I hope he's half as cool as that kid.
If it's okay with you, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
If it's okay with you, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
If O.J. can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid?
If O.J. can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid?
If the girls at Hooters could see her now.
If the girls at Hooters could see her now.
If this note is true, it's your kid.
If this note is true, it's your kid.
If you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, get out.
If you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, get out.
If you don't wanna take care of him...
If you don't wanna take care of him...
If you end it, you get an Egg McMuffin.
If you end it, you get an Egg McMuffin.
If you're afraid, put them on to become invisible.
If you're afraid, put them on to become invisible.
If your mother could pick anyone to be your new daddy...
If your mother could pick anyone to be your new daddy...
Impossible! All you care about is yourself!
Impossible! All you care about is yourself!
In fact, we gotta get you dressing differently.
In fact, we gotta get you dressing differently.
Initiating the conversation is half the battle.
Initiating the conversation is half the battle.
Instead of saying that, I figured I'd show you.
Instead of saying that, I figured I'd show you.
Is he all right?
Is he all right?
Is he picking your nose?
Is he picking your nose?
Is someone in the bathroom?
Is someone in the bathroom?
Is that strange for you?
Is that strange for you?
Is this like the time you said my parents were dead?
Is this like the time you said my parents were dead?
Is this okay?
Is this okay?
Is this your handiwork?
Is this your handiwork?
Isn't Little Italy the greatest?
Isn't Little Italy the greatest?
It happens every 10 years...
It happens every 10 years...
It is absurd to think that Sonny Koufax is ready to raise a child.
It is absurd to think that Sonny Koufax is ready to raise a child.
It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?
It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?
It smells like urine in this joint. Good job.
It smells like urine in this joint. Good job.
It took him 20 minutes to learn that. He's quick. He's smart.
It took him 20 minutes to learn that. He's quick. He's smart.
It took you a long time to pencil me in. You work all the time.
It took you a long time to pencil me in. You work all the time.
It'll be your name the rest of your life.
It'll be your name the rest of your life.
It's a clock radio.
It's a clock radio.
It's a tie. That guy doesn't count. He can't even read.
It's a tie. That guy doesn't count. He can't even read.
It's coming right at you.
It's coming right at you.
It's cool you only work one day a week.
It's cool you only work one day a week.
It's gonna be fun. You nervous?
It's gonna be fun. You nervous?
It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.
It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.
It's hard to know what's going down...
It's hard to know what's going down...
It's important, when you eat at my restaurant...
It's important, when you eat at my restaurant...
It's in Asia, which is...
It's in Asia, which is...
It's Layla.
It's Layla.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
It's not doctor stuff. It's common sense. Scratching spreads rashes.
It's not doctor stuff. It's common sense. Scratching spreads rashes.
It's not his fault he can't read.
It's not his fault he can't read.
It's not your fault, okay? I'm the idiot.
It's not your fault, okay? I'm the idiot.
It's not your problem? All right.
It's not your problem? All right.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny.
It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny.
It's overtime, and there's a penalty shot about to take place.
It's overtime, and there's a penalty shot about to take place.
It's your first day. Take it slow.
It's your first day. Take it slow.
Ixnay on the ketchupnay.
Ixnay on the ketchupnay.
Jan.
Jan.
Jan... I don't know any Jan.
Jan... I don't know any Jan.
Jethro Tull had a reunion concert in New Jersey, so I caught that.
Jethro Tull had a reunion concert in New Jersey, so I caught that.
Joe Carter?
Joe Carter?
Julian found it hilarious.
Julian found it hilarious.
Julian has been displaying some odd behavior.
Julian has been displaying some odd behavior.
Julian has drawn the part of Benjamin Franklin, a very important role.
Julian has drawn the part of Benjamin Franklin, a very important role.
Julian, come here.
Julian, come here.
Julian, you're gonna have to come with me.
Julian, you're gonna have to come with me.
July 15th.
July 15th.
Just because I don't have a job doesn't mean I don't wanna move on.
Just because I don't have a job doesn't mean I don't wanna move on.
Just don't make me regret this.
Just don't make me regret this.
Just go. You gotta go.
Just go. You gotta go.
Just hope he's not hanging out with drug dealers and delinquents in school.
Just hope he's not hanging out with drug dealers and delinquents in school.
Just ignore him.
Just ignore him.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Kangaroo song.
Kangaroo song.
Kangaroo song. Kangaroo song!
Kangaroo song. Kangaroo song!
Keep it flowing! That's it!
Keep it flowing! That's it!
Keep napping. What's this?
Keep napping. What's this?
Keep those on. No one can notice you until you decide they can.
Keep those on. No one can notice you until you decide they can.
Kind of adopted a kid.
Kind of adopted a kid.
Koufax is a good egg. He was nice to that kid.
Koufax is a good egg. He was nice to that kid.
Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.
Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.
Lamb and tuna fish?
Lamb and tuna fish?
Lasagna.
Lasagna.
Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on, woman.
Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on, woman.
Last three weeks have been crazy. I've been in Denver, Dallas...
Last three weeks have been crazy. I've been in Denver, Dallas...
Last time, he was with a different girl. I guess he ate her.
Last time, he was with a different girl. I guess he ate her.
Lay!
Lay!
Layla Maloney, Your Honor.
Layla Maloney, Your Honor.
Layla, if you don't come over to Sonny's apartment tonight...
Layla, if you don't come over to Sonny's apartment tonight...
Layla, line four.
Layla, line four.
Layla, you didn't actually enjoy that, did you?
Layla, you didn't actually enjoy that, did you?
Layla? I like your song.
Layla? I like your song.
Let me do it.
Let me do it.
Let me have that.
Let me have that.
Let me show you. Watch.
Let me show you. Watch.
Let's do it, Rangers.
Let's do it, Rangers.
Let's eat.
Let's eat.
Let's eat.
Let's eat.
Let's get on with it.
Let's get on with it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Up, up, up.
Let's go. Up, up, up.
Let's hurry it up, all right? I'm keeping you company.
Let's hurry it up, all right? I'm keeping you company.
Let's hurry it up, all right? I'm keeping you company.
Let's hurry it up, all right? I'm keeping you company.
Let's just give it a shot just so I can have some dignity.
Let's just give it a shot just so I can have some dignity.
Let's make this quick. I gotta get to work.
Let's make this quick. I gotta get to work.
Let's see here.
Let's see here.
Let's see your clippers.
Let's see your clippers.
Let's study a little bit.
Let's study a little bit.
Lift this arm, okay? Slide under and try to lock wrists.
Lift this arm, okay? Slide under and try to lock wrists.
Like I'm not busy?
Like I'm not busy?
Like the time I found a bag of pot in your drawer...
Like the time I found a bag of pot in your drawer...
Listen, Sonny, I would like to help...
Listen, Sonny, I would like to help...
Lock wrists.
Lock wrists.
Look at Brad's body. Not an ounce of fat on it.
Look at Brad's body. Not an ounce of fat on it.
Look at his eyes. He's bored. I give it two more weeks.
Look at his eyes. He's bored. I give it two more weeks.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
Look, I can't manage this kid.
Look, I can't manage this kid.
Look, I did it. Loop, swoop and pull.
Look, I did it. Loop, swoop and pull.
Look, look. He fell asleep. Let's go.
Look, look. He fell asleep. Let's go.
Look.
Look.
Look. See?
Look. See?
Looking won't pay the rent.
Looking won't pay the rent.
Loop.
Loop.
Make bunny ears, cross and pull them through.
Make bunny ears, cross and pull them through.
Making cereal.
Making cereal.
Man, this Yoo hoo is good. You know what else is good?
Man, this Yoo hoo is good. You know what else is good?
Maybe it was a mistake.
Maybe it was a mistake.
Maybe it's a mistake.
Maybe it's a mistake.
Maybe the fish sandwich. I'm not sure. I'll get back to you.
Maybe the fish sandwich. I'm not sure. I'll get back to you.
Maybe we should try a kiss out.
Maybe we should try a kiss out.
Maybe you can also finish the turkey on your lip.
Maybe you can also finish the turkey on your lip.
Maybe you can sue under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.
Maybe you can sue under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe. I gotta go.
Maybe. I gotta go.
Me either. It's just that you kissed Scuba Steve.
Me either. It's just that you kissed Scuba Steve.
Me too.
Me too.
Me, the same guy who once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet.
Me, the same guy who once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet.
Medical problems?
Medical problems?
Meet with me. I'll order in from Cozy's. We'll have fun.
Meet with me. I'll order in from Cozy's. We'll have fun.
Microsoft went down three points.
Microsoft went down three points.
Microsoft went down three points. We gotta save some money.
Microsoft went down three points. We gotta save some money.
Mikey, a pleasure.
Mikey, a pleasure.
Mistake?
Mistake?
Mitch Williams... We flew up for the night.
Mitch Williams... We flew up for the night.
Move your ass there, pee boy.
Move your ass there, pee boy.
Mr. Castellucci.
Mr. Castellucci.
Mr. Gerrity, this is Arthur Brooks from Social Services. I got good news.
Mr. Gerrity, this is Arthur Brooks from Social Services. I got good news.
Mr. Gerrity?
Mr. Gerrity?
Mr. Koufax is a really cool guy. I wish my dad was as cool as him.
Mr. Koufax is a really cool guy. I wish my dad was as cool as him.
Mr. Koufax is simply parading his buddies up there.
Mr. Koufax is simply parading his buddies up there.
Mr. Koufax, anyone else?
Mr. Koufax, anyone else?
Mr. Koufax...
Mr. Koufax...
My body's definitely better than his.
My body's definitely better than his.
My client's out $7 million. All we can sue on is breach of contract.
My client's out $7 million. All we can sue on is breach of contract.
My cousin's friends with their drummer...
My cousin's friends with their drummer...
My dad took us to McDonald's the first morning they had breakfast.
My dad took us to McDonald's the first morning they had breakfast.
My dad was a military man.
My dad was a military man.
My father, Lenny Koufax.
My father, Lenny Koufax.
My friends make fun of me too. I've seen them 25 times.
My friends make fun of me too. I've seen them 25 times.
My friends, Vanessa.
My friends, Vanessa.
My God!
My God!
My God! This is Corinne's place?
My God! This is Corinne's place?
My mom always said soda rots your teeth...
My mom always said soda rots your teeth...
My name is Alexander Hamilton.
My name is Alexander Hamilton.
My son.
My son.