Point Break (1991) Edit

A kick in the ass, ain't it, man? Hey, look, you're on TV. Smile.

A thousand feet, pull.

Aah! You bastard!

Added to which indignity, I have been saddled with some blue flamer...

Adios, amigo.

After you, Alphonse. I insist.

Airplane crash, San Diego, '84.

All I wanna know, smart guy...

All I'm asking for is 90 seconds of your life, Johnny. That's it.

All right, your jacket. Here's your jacket. Easy.

All right.

All right. We're on it.

All the food groups, avoiding caffeine, sugar?

All this does is up the stakes of the game.

Alvarez.

And coordination.

And I hate that. It looks bad on my report.

And I lost them after that. But the house is empty.

And I suddenly realized that all my goals had been their goals...

And if I get anything that resembles your boy, I'll beep you.

And Pappas, oh, for the love of Christ...

And surfers are territorial. They stick mostly to certain breaks.

And that is very rare in this world.

And the whole thing's fucking roaring, right?

And then, uh, boots. Here we go.

And there's nothing I can do about it unless I get there.

And there's one thing that I learned out of all these years that you still haven't got.

And we need just a few moments of your time.

And what do we get from it? One fucking hair.

And when it hits Bell's Beach, it'll turn into the biggest surf this planet has ever seen...

And when they run, they dump the vehicle and they vanish.

And, stud, I didn't take you on to raise, so I'll teach you a few things...

And, yes, you bother me!

Angelo, don't fire!

Angelo, I'm right this time.

Angelo, I've eaten shit 47 times...

Angelo, it's 10:30.

Angelo, this is for little rubber people who don't shave yet.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Anyway, what's his problem? We're handling our caseload.

Are we gonna jump or jerk off?

Are you all right?

Are you through, Mr. Wizard?

Assured Trust tomorrow.

At least nobody's gonna see how bad you are.

Back away from the counters! Hands on your head now!

Back off. He's with me.

Back up or I blow her fucking head off!

Back up or I'll take her with me. Back up. I'm coming out right now.

Back up. Back up!

Because we both have the same goal.

Bell's Beach, Australia.

Best I've ever tasted. Would you go get me two?

Big wave riding's for macho assholes with a death wish.

Bodhi believes the 50 year storm is coming next year.

Bodhi can smell it a mile away.

Bodhi, this is your fucking wake up call, man.

Bodhi's packs are pretty shitty. They only open about half the time.

Both parents deceased.

Brains are wired wrong. They're into some bad shit.

Bro. Bro.

Bunch of goddamn adrenaline junkies.

Bunker. Listen, Bunker, I'm actually really glad you found me.

But are you crazy enough?

But don't take Tyler with you.

But I knew you wouldn't miss the 50 year storm, Bodhi.

But let's do it anyway.

But look at it, Johnny. Look at it.

But Rosie is a mechanism, you know?

But two years ago, they were killed in a car wreck.

But when 3:00 comes...

By the way, you might wanna pull that orange thing sometime.

Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja, turned out to be Rosie.

Can I have two meatball sandwiches, a tuna on wheat, and two lemonades, please?

Can I quit mowing the lawn here?

Can't have you walking through those doors with your dick in your hand, right?

Candle wax, car wax, mustache wax.

Caught my first tube this morning...

Check it out!

Check out the dates on these robberies.

Check the rigging, okay?

Check the windows, bro, do it.

Cliffs on both sides. I'm not gonna paddle to New Zealand.

Close one.

Cold pizza for you. It's good for breakfast. See you.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Come on.

Come on, Bodhi.

Come on, compadre.

Come on, hurry up. Let's go. We gotta go. Let's go.

Come on, Johnny.

Come on, Johnny.

Come on, motherfucker.

Come on, partner. Two.

Come on, Scooby.

Come on, think about it.

Come on, we're out of here.

Come on, you can't take him with. Let's go!

Come on, you're the quarterback jock. It's all balance, right?

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. He's from Kansas or something.

Copy. We have a visual on you.

Cullen, this is Utah.

Cullen, you copy?

Cullen.

Cullen's gonna back me up. I want you...

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Definitely.

Dick and Ronnie know their jobs.

Dick. Dick, go to the vault.

Did they?

Did your parents die in a car accident?

Do it, man. Do it or you're gonna die, Johnny!

Do it. Do it now.

Do whatever they want, Terry.

Do you know how we nail the bad guys? Do you know how we nail them?

Do you understand? Understand the rights I've just read you, Utah?

Don't do it, man. Don't do it. Don't be stupid. Run!

Don't let him pull his badge.

Don't listen to him, he's just scared.

Don't tell me to relax, Bodhi. He's a fucking federal agent.

Don't touch it!

Don't worry, because we're not gonna land on land.

Don't you have a soul?

Don't you, Johnny?

Drop car, my ass. Goddamn.

During which time the ex presidents have robbed two more banks!

Easy, easy.

Easy. Come on, a little more.

Eighty. Air Force One is waiting, Mr. President.

Encino Savings and Loan. Guard grabbed LBJ's ponytail.

Ever done this before?

Every day.

Everybody freeze!

Everything moves in cycles...

Excuse me.

Exhibition of speed.

Experts are saying this is potentially one of the worst storms in Australia's history.

FBI, gorgeous.

Federal agent. Undercover.

Feels good, doesn't it? Like you're still alive, right?

Fell in the sea

Felony assault.

Felony B&E. Three months in juvie.

Felony possession of cocaine. That's good.

Female, blue eyes, black hair...

Fifty year storm. What's that?

Five foot walls at Zeros. Let's go.

For his turkey cemetery.

Forget about it, kid. They're ghosts.

Found a passport of yours in Sumatra, missed you by about a week in Fiji.

Four fifty nine, called it in about 5:25.

Four months.

Freeze!

Front door.

Fuck the stakes, Bodhi.

Fuck you up, man.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. I can't hear jack shit over the lawn mower. Christ.

Fuck. Why can't I ever say what I really mean?

Fucking amazing!

Fucking FBI.

Fucking going in the fucking vault.

Fucking move.

Fucking pigs.

Geronimo!

Get Angelo out. They're pulling out a fucking arsenal.

Get away from the car. Move it.

Get in sync, then charge with it.

Get out of the way, kid. Goddamn it.

Get out of the way.

Get the fuck up! Tyler's waiting!

Get your hands where I can see them! Thank you.

Getting more bushes in the wheels than I like.

Give me your other hand.

Go ahead, Johnny, pull it. You gotta drop the gun, right?

Go back to the Valley, man.

Go home and get some rest. You look like hammered shit.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Go, please.

Go, Roach. Go, go, go.

Go!

Go.

God, men are so bad at this.

God, Utah.

God, you scared me.

God.

God. Cullen!

God. In and out in 90 seconds.

God. Jesus.

Goddamn it.

Goddamn it.

Goddamn it. Come on, come on.

Goddamn it. Who's in charge of this camera crew? This is a crime scene.

Goddamn son of a bitch.

Goddamn, you are one radical son of a bitch.

Good break, Johnny.

Good job.

Good luck, Pappas.

Goose bumps.

Got my own world to live through

Got some huge sucker crawling right into your ear.

Great, isn't it?

Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better.

Guy's waxing his mustache at the beach...

Ha, ha. I might.

Ha, ha. Not yet. Surfers use this. They rub it on their boards for traction.

Ha!

Hang on, you guys.

Hang on. Hang on, little brother. Come on. We're out of here. We are out of here.

Hang on. Okay, I'll get you out of here.

Hang ten, Pappas, like totally rad, dude.

Harp must be fucking desperate if he's listening to you two flakes.

Harp, I wanna tell you something.

Harp, we're working undercover. It takes time.

Harp. Harp.

Has that worthless quarterback punk partner of mine shown up?

He goes here, he goes there, he goes to Tower Records, buys some CDs.

He goes into the Assured Trust Savings and Loan.

He has lunch at Patrick's Roadhouse.

He'll take you to the edge.

He's a modern savage.

He's a real searcher.

He's, like, got this gift of blankness.

Heads down, eyes down.

Heads up.

Heavy rains will continue into the night with destructive winds...

Hello, hello, hello, ladies and gentlemen. We are the ex presidents.

Help!

Here comes the night shift.

Here we go.

Here, man.

Here, put on the blindfold.

Here, Scooby.

Here. Time for a little stealth mission. You up for it?

Here. Yours is the one that looks like a roadkill.

Here's how it is. Babbit and Alvarez are gonna go in the back door.

Here's the set.

Here's your guy.

Hey, bitch, what's the matter with you? You got earwax?

Hey, Bodhi.

Hey, hey, listen. Forget about it, kid. They are ghosts.

Hey, Johnny, I don't think this is such a good idea.

Hey, Johnny, you can drop your chute right there.

Hey, let's get your rig on.

Hey, man, I'm cold. I'm really cold.

Hey, Nate, you smell bad.

Hey, the guy's nuts.

Hey, Tyler.

Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you think that's a little out of line?

Hey, when you two are done making out, I need to talk to you.

Hey, who was that girl?

Hey, you're not gonna start chanting or anything, are you?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. He understands his goddamn rights.

Hi. Johnny Utah.

Hit him. Yeah. Harder. Yeah.

Hmm.

Hold it. Okay.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Hop in.

Hope you stick with it.

Hope you're not buying into this banzai bullshit like the rest of Bodhi's moonies.

Hot, very hot.

How hard can it be?

How you feel about that?

Howdy, bro.

Hundred percent, Utah. Good job.

Hut.

I ain't gonna live to see 30.

I am an FBI agent.

I believe you're either scared...

I can see that you're serious. Forget it.

I can't describe what I'm feeling.

I can't do this.

I could never hold a knife to Tyler's throat. She was my woman.

I don't believe you're scared.

I don't care. You gotta go down.

I don't know, whatever you do good. Uh, miniature golf. Your number's 37.

I don't think I wanna surf right now.

I don't think she did with me.

I figured you did.

I finally got them wanting to play Wheel Of Fortune...

I got him. I got him.

I got no idea what a blind man fetching bricks from the bottom of the pool...

I gotta be fucking crazy.

I gotta be losing it.

I gotta jam. Sorry. Really.

I guess we just must have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

I hate this, Johnny.

I hope it was worth it.

I knew I knew you. It was the Rose Bowl. Three years ago, you beat SC, right?

I know I fucked up.

I know where they're going.

I know you want me so bad, it's like acid in your mouth...

I know you, man.

I know, I know, I know.

I know, man. Isn't it wild?

I know.

I lied to you. I'm an asshole, but I need you, Tyler.

I like it.

I like that all my people maintain sound cardiovascular fitness.

I love these things.

I love this ground rush shit!

I mean, hell.

I mean, I'm really late.

I mean, they vanish.

I mean, this is serious shit and I am scared, okay?

I never thought it would affect me so much.

I really do. I hate violence.

I saw you with those guys, you're a pit bull. They didn't back you down an inch.

I say we lay it on Harp.

I should've had you get me three of these things.

I taught him that trick.

I tell you, the department loves it.

I think we lost them. I can't see them.

I think we're losing them.

I told them...

I wanna do what you do.

I want you to know something.

I want you to know that I've never known anyone like you before in my life...

I wanted to tell you but I couldn't.

I was afraid you'd leave.

I was in this bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny face...

I work Bank Robbery. The guys I'm after are surfers. I needed you at first...

I'll bet you lied about your parents.

I'll deal with that fucking cop.

I'll fucking blow your fucking head off! Move it!

I'll see you in hell, Johnny.

I'll see you in the next life.

I'm a cop.

I'm begging you.

I'm fucking surfing!

I'm gonna fucking die now.

I'm gonna go to jail and I'll pay, and Johnny Utah gets his guy. Right?

I'm gonna learn to surf or break my neck.

I'm not a crook.

I'm not armed.

I'm open.

I'm out of here, Johnny.

I'm ready.

I'm really late.

I'm really late.

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino.

I'm the only one that knows where she is.

I'm the only one, so let me talk. Let me talk.

I'm working a fucking drop car. I don't believe it. Working a drop car.

I'm, uh, having some people over at my house tonight if you wanna come.

I've been in the field for 22 years...

I've been to every city in Mexico.

I've been working on these fuckers for three months!

I've never seen the ocean before. Any ocean.

If I didn't know better...

If the mountains

If we can get some hair samples and get a match at a certain beach...

If you are one minute late, I'm gone.

If you even knew you knew nothing, that'd be something.

If you even knew you knew nothing, that'd be something.

If you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit.

If you so desire, an attorney will be provided for you free of cost.

If you want the ultimate, you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price.

In high school, I played football because my old man expected me to.

Indecent exposure inside moving vehicle.

Is this not the best feeling on earth?

It could really affect things between you and me.

It doesn't matter. We're almost there. Just gotta get you to a safe jump altitude.

It looks parked from a distance.

It will be next year.

It will be subtle, if it's here at all.

It will bug the shit out of Harp.

It will sting a bit, but, uh, it's for your own growth, bro. Press play.

It's 100 percent pure adrenaline.

It's a killer rush.

It's a small price to pay for someone who loves you.

It's a state of mind.

It's all right, come on. You're okay.

It's been paper targets up until today, huh?

It's coming up.

It's cool. There's nothing wrong with it.

It's either you or me out there on the board. Get my drift?

It's gotta be that way.

It's how I wanna go.

It's in our face. Look at the tan line on this guy.

It's like the blind leading the blind.

It's not her style to fall so hard.

It's not tragic to die doing what you love.

It's that place where you lose yourself and find yourself.

It's the closest you'll ever get to God.

It's the truth.

It's time for lunch.

It's time to go.

It's time to go.

Jesus Christ, Bodhi.

Jesus Christ, kid, are you okay? Stand up. Get these cuffs off.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jimmy, how we doing?

Johnny Unitas or something.

Johnny, are you there?

Johnny, come here. There's something you need to see.

Johnny, I wanna see you in my office right now.

Johnny, we better come up with something real quick.

Johnny, what is it with you?

Johnny...

June to October.

Just a little more to clean up.

Just do it again. Pop up.

Just feel what the wave is doing, then accept its energy.

Just hang on. You'll be all right.

Just keep walking.

Just let me go out there, let me get one wave before you take me.

Just listen, maybe you'll learn something. The lab gave us three possible matches.

Just put it away.

Just take the tapes and go, Babbit.

Just take the tapes and go, Babbit.

Just waiting for my set.

Keep coming.

Keep your hands up and your eyes down!

Keep your hands where I can see them!

Kiss my ass.

Later. Oh, hey.

Law school?

Lawyers don't surf.

LBJ.

Leave it alone, Johnny.

Leave some fucking hair, man.

Let her go.

Let her go.

Let it be

Let me know if you find Jimmy Hoffa under the seat while you're at it.

Let me show you something, pal.

Let me tell you what you've produced.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's go, man.

Let's go! Go!

Let's go. Get your gun now. Get it.

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?

Like a virgin on prom night.

Like the palm of your hand. Coming right at you.

Like what? Illegal shit?

Listen, you snot nosed little shit! I was taking shrapnel in Khe Sanh...

Little hand says it's time to rock 'n' roll.

Long workable rides.

Look at them separate the dye pack.

Look at them. They're like some kind of tribe.

Look at you.

Look, Angelo, you think I joined the FBI to learn to surf?

Look, Bodhi, man, people are dead. The ride is over.

Look, man, we've been over Mexico for the last half hour.

Look, you got a death wish. You wanna ride to glory, fine.

Looks like a '57 Chevy I used to have.

Looks like we lost somebody.

Looks like you don't get to be president. Ha, ha.

Lose something, bro?

Lyndon, go with them. We're hitting the vault, man. Go, go.

Make yourself at home. What's mine is yours.

Man, it jacks up.

Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time.

Man.

Maybe that's because you're not doing it right, Roach.

Maybe, I don't know. That's not what I'm talking about.

Miss Deer, take a look at that for me. Thank you.

Mm hm.

Motherfucker, back up!

Move it.

Mr. Duggan, do you wanna open the vault or do you want me to do it?

Murphy, take the plane down to Santa Monica. Top off the tanks.

Must feel good to you.

My buddy. Guy's got quite a sheet.

My name's Johnny Utah.

My whole life has been about this moment, Johnny.

My whole life I've done things for other people.

My wife wants me to stay at Ramada.

Nate, did you put my clothes in the bag?

Nathanial, get in there.

Nazi assholes.

Never saw him. It was your basic hit and run.

Next day outside, latest. I definitely got a feeling on this.

Next time you leave your piece and shield in the car, you stay in sight. Okay?

Next?

Nice pass. Lousy catch.

Nice point break.

Nice tattoo, Dietz.

Ninety seconds, door to door.

No dog? Scooby, come on.

No one ever gets shot. Now, what are we talking about here?

No one's been out and no one's going out.

No shit.

No way.

No, but I've seen it on TV.

No, but, uh, there's four guys back there you might wanna check out.

No, I didn't.

No, it's not. It's the ultimate rush.

No, man. No, don't, don't, don't.

No, please. No.

No, they never go for the vault. They never get greedy.

No!

No!

No!

No! Go, go.

No! No!

No. Don't do it. Don't do anything.

Nobody fucking move!

Non specific mud.

Nope.

Not bad, Utah.

Not bad.

Not even sex.

Not so far.

Now back away from the counter and get your fucking hands up!

Now, do you understand these rights I've just given you, Utah?

Now, for Christ's sake...

Now, go home.

Now, if a six turned out to be nine

Now, where am I gonna go, man?

Now.

Number nine, man. How you doing? Nice to meet you.

Oh, and let my policy expire. Good idea.

Oh, boy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Let me go! Let me go!

Oh, God.

Oh, good. Tell him where we're going.

Oh, look at this. It's 7:30.

Oh, man.

Oh, no, no. I say when it's over.

Oh, no! Aah!

Oh, Ron, I got Nancy on the line.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Shit, we're fucked.

Oh, shut up!

Oh, that's what I love about you, Johnny. You are just as sharp as a razor.

Oh, wait. Hey, no, no.

Oh, well, fine then. I feel so much better.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, I noticed you limping, but, hey, don't worry, bro.

Oh, yeah? Why don't you astonish me, shitface?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you like that, Pappas, huh? Fuck you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Thanks, buddy.

Ohio State Buckeyes, all conference. Remember?

Okay, Dad.

Okay, fine, you've given up, fine. It doesn't mean I have to.

Okay, fucking....

Okay, guys, it's emergency sanitation.

Okay, hotshot.

Okay, Johnny, this one's got your number on it. Let's jam. Now paddle.

Okay, let's fly.

Okay, put the stuff on in the truck. We gotta go. Life is short.

Okay, that's two meatballs, one tuna on wheat, two lemonades.

Okay, uh, socks...

Okay, we'll earn it together. Here, take mine.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Break.

Okay. Mr. Carter.

Okay. Tomorrow, here, 6 a.m.

On the floor, asshole.

On the floor, asshole.

On the ground. Don't look at me.

On three. One, two, three.

Once you set him in motion, he will not stop.

One wave.

One...

Only you're a little fatter, slower, and more pathetic.

Open the damn door!

Or like you've got something driving you.

Or something.

Or you can't.

Other guys snort for it, jab a vein for it. All you gotta do is jump.

Ouch. Baby, I'm sorry.

Over the last two weeks, you two have produced exactly squat!

Pack off your shoulders. Kick it back, step out of it.

Paddle, paddle, paddle.

Paddle. Come on.

Pappas. Angelo Pappas.

Pappas. What a hard on.

Past it.

Patience, hotshot, patience.

PCBs, selenium, titanium, arsenic.

Peace through superior firepower.

Plain and simple. Come on, kid. Let's go.

Please, put it away. Put it away.

Politeness counts, asshole.

Pop. Pop.

Postgraduate work at Chino. Excellent. I'm loving it.

Pull it right now, or I blow your fucking head off and pull it myself!

Punk. Quarterback punk.

Pushing you forward like you're a hood ornament...

Put me down.

Ready. Set. Hut! Hut!

Reagan usually does the driving.

Relax, Nathanial.

Residents are advised to prepare for evacuation.

Respect for my elders.

Right around that corner, there is a sandwich shop.

Right here.

Rock 'n' roll.

Roger that, 41. Cal Plate 562, Sam, Ida, X ray. Base out.

Roger, 23.

Rosie, this is Air Force One. Do you copy? Do you copy? Over.

Rosie? Yo, Rosie, this is Air Force One. Do you read me? Do you read me? Over.

Rosie.

Santa Monica Airport, fast.

Saved your life, bro.

Say again, 41.

Scooby, where are you?

Scooby?

Scooby.

See you bright and early, guys.

See you later, man.

See, that's why I need Rosie. I could never do that, man.

See....

Selenium, titanium, arsenic.

Set.

Sex with the gods!

She does, you know.

She is a wild one, isn't she, Special Agent Utah?

She'll be fine. Rosie won't do anything...

Shh.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! Oh, shit! Fuck!

Shit.

Shit. Oh, shit!

Shoe scuffs the counter....

Shrimp and fries.

Shut your mouth and take it to 4000 feet on this heading, all right?

Six seconds, we're gonna be meat waffles.

So a guy with that kind of time in must have a theory about these guys.

So come on, we're rolling.

So I did. Football scholarship. Phi Beta Kappa

So I guess that makes us partners.

So I need just a couple of minutes of your lives, and we're gone.

So I say we get the fuck out of here now, tonight, okay?

So I started trailing him.

So it's simple.

So last year, Nixon scuffs the counter when he's going over...

So let's go.

So listen, Johnny, we are in kind of a hurry. What do you need?

So we gotta get your stuff and get out of here.

So with a little cooperation, I won't have to blow your heads off.

So you trust me?

So, uh, you still haven't figured out what riding waves is all about, have you?

So, uh...

So, uh...

So, what's the biggest? Waimea?

So, what's the other guy look like?

So?

Some other time.

Some other time.

Some quarterback punk.

Something like 500 products.

Sorry, I can't do it, bro.

Sorry, Johnny.

Speak into the microphone, squid brain.

Special Agent John Utah, day number one in L.A. Welcome aboard.

Special Agent Utah, are you receiving my signal?

Special Agent Utah, I'd like you to meet Agent Dietz.

Special Agent Utah. I knew I could count on you.

Start over. Just do it again.

Start the engines now!

Stay off my wave.

Stay out of this, Bodhi.

Stick to tennis.

Stolen switch car, they leave it running on the curb.

Stop here.

Stupid jerk just kept driving?

Sure you can.

Sure.

Sure. Where?

Surf? No, this is different, Johnny.

Surfing's the source, can change your life. Swear to God.

Surgical.

Sweat secretions in the seatbacks.

Take the fucking keys! Take them!

Tell him to release Tyler.

Tell me where he is!

Tell me where she is, then I walk away.

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. And please don't forget to vote.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That fuck comes through the door I'm gonna pump him up. Swear to Christ.

That is your surfing contact?

That knee again, huh?

That system that kills the human spirit. We stand for something.

That would be a waste of time.

That you....

That you're about to tell me something and then you don't.

That's 7.84.

That's a surfboard, all right.

That's a....

That's Bodhi.

That's it, Johnny. Go for it.

That's it. That's it. You're surfing.

That's my man. Ha, ha.

That's right, get him. Go get him. Get him.

That's right.

That's what makes it great, Johnny.

That's why I put you two screw ups together.

The beaches are always being closed because of waste spills, right?

The center of the cyclone is now expected to cross the coast...

The cyclone warning is current for coastal areas...

The ex presidents are surfers.

The ex presidents are the best I've ever seen, ever.

The ex presidents rip off banks to finance their endless summer.

The guy you dropped is Bunker Weiss...

The guy's even crazier than you, Johnny.

The Jeep belongs to a Bunker Weiss.

The life you save may be your own.

The money's insured so it's not worth dying for.

The night is still so young.

The only person this is a game to is you, man. This is real.

The other guy, Roach, waited in the truck. They were scoping it out, right?

The percentages look right.

The ride.

The ultimate ride.

Then don't worry about this guy. I know exactly what to do with him.

Then here it is.

Then my parents always figured I'd go to law school.

There must be 20 guys here with ponytails.

There you go. You okay?

There's a gun on you right now.

There's a new thing called radar. Maybe you've heard of it.

There's no time, man.

There's something I've wanted to tell you.

There's too much testosterone here.

There's two guys out the back, man. Duck down.

These guys really fit the profile.

They call him the bodhisattva.

They control the room well...

They don't go for the vault?

They got their own language.

They live in Columbus, Ohio.

They live to get radical. They don't have any understanding of the sea...

They load it in Bodhi's truck and they take it to a public storage unit.

They sell meatball sandwiches.

They were scoping it out or cashing a check.

They, uh, think they're some kind of death squad around here.

They'll be a group within the group.

They'll have to burn your ass to the ground.

They'll kill her! No!

They're on the road. And where they're going...

They're traveling on the money, going where the waves are.

This car doesn't have a.c. Today was a scorcher.

This game, we both lose.

This is a ceremony we always do at the end of the summer. One last speed star.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, man.

This is bullshit. This is a bullshit lead. This is totally bullshit.

This is Johnny Utah.

This is me.

This is not real, is it?

This is one of them.

This is really different. You are gonna love it.

This is so beautiful!

This is stimulating, but we're out of here. Let's go, Utah.

This is where you tell me all about how locals rule...

This one does.

This pig board piece of shit.

This was never about money for us. It was about us against the system.

This was your lame o idea in the first place. You gotta back me up on this.

Three minutes.

Three months!

To get me where I need to go, right?

To those dead souls inching along the freeways in their metal coffins...

Tomorrow morning, first thing, we'll be at the bank like stink on shit.

Too bad. Looks like this time, you won't be getting your man.

Traces of asphalt, traces of oil.

Traces of sand, carnauba wax.

Try it. Just try it.

Twenty eight robberies.

Twenty seven banks in three years.

Two bricks, coming up.

Two Denver four Sam niner five niner, late '70s Jeep.

Tyler Ann Endicott, born 11/27/64.

Tyler, put the gun down.

Tyler, wait!

Tyler, wait. I'm coming.

Tyler!

Uh huh. And shit happens.

Uh uh. No, they've got to pick up some traveling money first.

Uh, have you seen my dog? I got a little dog, a cockapoo like thing.

Uh, Tyler, come here.

Uh, we know each other.

Uh, you, Miss Jennings.

Uncut. Crystal meth.

Unit 23. Unit 23. See the manager at 4650 Wilshire.

Unit 41. Further information on suspect's vehicle?

Use your arms. Fly like an eagle, baby. Whoo!

Utah, there are three dead people, one's a police officer.

Utah? Get me two.

Very bad.

Wait, wait. Then they go back to their beach house and they box up all their shit.

Watch it. You're gonna tear my skin.

Watch yourself. She's a wild one.

Watch yourself. She's a wild one.

We are gonna ride this all the way, Johnny, you and me. So let's go.

We are the ex presidents.

We can exist on a different plane, we can make our own rules.

We can still win this one.

We don't drink, and we don't smoke.

We have hit 30 banks in three years and they haven't been able to touch us.

We have one more month. We won't see them till next summer.

We nailed over 1000 of them.

We shared time.

We'll get him when he comes back in.

We'll pop up on their screens.

We're going like a bat out of hell.

We're just gonna fuck you up.

We're talking about solid professionals.

We're wasting time.

We've been screwing you for years so a few more seconds shouldn't matter.

Welcome to SeaWorld, kid.

Well, life's not over yet, man. You're surfing.

Well, look.

Well, thanks for stepping in.

Well, usually you have this intense sort of scowl of concentration on your face...

Well, very good of you to show up, hotshot.

Well.

Went through law school instead.

What a flake.

What am I thinking? If you couldn't crack it with all your years of experience...

What are you doing, man?

What are you talking about?

What do you want?

What else they got on her?

What I don't know is how you got yourself assigned...

What if your chute fails? Cancel the order.

What is it?

What is it?

What the fuck are you looking at?

What the fuck, Utah?

What?

What?

What's going on, Bodhi?

What's he searching for?

What's he talking about?

What's the matter with you people?

What's the matter with you? Is that what you want? Did you get what you wanted?

What's their program?

What's this?

What's this? Fucking narco entrapment or what, dude?

What's your problem? I'll blow out your fucking kneecaps, you'll be on the floor.

When they fall on you, you won't back down.

When you shoot, you don't miss.

Where's my clothes?

Who are those guys?

Who cares?

Who, this Zen surf master?

Whoa, what happened? Cut yourself shaving?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa. Whoa. Hold it, man. Think. Think it through, man.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Ha, ha.

Whose ball is it? Who wants it?

Why can't I just walk around with this thing under my arm...

Why didn't you call me? They're probably halfway to Maui.

Why don't you pull it?

Why don't you take young Grommet's here? How'd that be?

Will you shut the fuck up?

Wiping me out, man.

Works for the DEA. He was working deep cover until you

Would you be a dear and open the gate for my associate now?

Yeah, 22 years.

Yeah, and if you lose it, the fish will be picking you out of the coral.

Yeah, but you got nuked in the last quarter.

Yeah, I got my knee folded back about 90 degrees the wrong way.

Yeah, I need you to run a plate for me.

Yeah, it went bad, went real bad.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, stop!

Yeah, sure, Angelo, why not?

Yeah, why?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Ha, ha!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ha!

Yeah? You're on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Good catch.

Yeah. Right. Vision is highly overrated.

Yes, sir.

Yes, the surfboard bothers me.

Yes, your approach to this whole goddamn case bothers me.

Yet if you project weakness, you draw aggression.

Yo, can you photograph this?

Yo, Johnny!

You act like nothing happened.

You agree to do exactly what I say when I say it?

You all of a sudden got this bug that you just have to go surfing?

You all right? You look like you saw a ghost.

You are gonna love this.

You been working Bank Robbery, what, 22 years?

You better get some sleep. This could be an interesting morning.

You better not be trying to pick up any babes.

You buying this?

You call him right now and tell him to let her go.

You can do it.

You can't just call time out, stroll on in to the beach...

You can't just walk up to those guys. You have to get out there...

You crazy son of a bitch.

You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died.

You deserve each other, don't you? You're just as bad as he is.

You dinged my board, kook.

You don't know it yet, but you've got it. It's right there.

You don't understand.

You dragged your knee that time, you'll just wipe out.

You drop down into the pit.

You fucking jerks.

You got a feeling. Last time you had a feeling, I had to kill a guy.

You got a gun on your ankle?

You got no business out here whatsoever.

You got the kamikaze look, Johnny. I've seen it.

You gotta earn trust.

You gotta go down.

You gotta tell me where she is.

You handle the left side.

You just keep thinking about all those señoritas and margaritas...

You just tell me the truth, Johnny.

You know nothing, in fact, less than nothing.

You know there's no way I can handle a cage, man.

You know what this is, huh?

You know what this is, punk?

You know you gotta go back with me.

You look like you got in a train wreck.

You may have been in top 2 percent of your class at Quantico...

You motherfuckers!

You project strength to avoid conflict.

You run, you die.

You see, fear causes hesitation...

You see? It's a basic dog psychology.

You stand straight up, you're just gonna fall right over, so let's try it again.

You take this bag, Grommet.

You think I like these clothes?

You think I like this hair, man, huh?

You trying to tell me the FBI is going to pay me to learn to surf?

You two guys seen a kid run through here with a car stereo? He stole it from me.

You use your other hand, what are you gonna hold on with?

You wanna commit suicide, you do it someplace else.

You wanna get something to eat?

You wanna nail the bank robbers and be a big hero?

You'd probably be better off with something like this.

You're a fucking dead man!

You're a lawyer?

You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son?

You're breaking your own rules. You're pulling too much time.

You're cold because blood is running out of your body, Roach.

You're doing all right, city boy.

You're dragging your foot, you're gonna be fish food.

You're going to be dead soon.

You're gonna be a big hero now.

You're strictly backup. I don't wanna burn your cover. Got that?

You're the cowboys. You're the real cowboys, right? Batman and Robin?

You've got that look again.

Young, dumb and full of come. I know.

Your 9:00 appointment is here.

Your partner's an accessory to murder, understand?

Your whole life changes.

Zero distortion, sir.

...but after that I Fuck you.

...one. Shit!

A match? Latigo Beach.

A roadkill? Enjoy.

Ah, thanks. Did you see that Lincoln pull up?

All right. Go for the back. Big bills.

Angelo. I don't have much....

Anybody else who has seen him? Get the fuck out of my face.

Babbit? You fuckers.

Back up, buddy. Hey!

Bodhi, yeah. I'm on him all day, right? Yeah.

But we've got one minor problem. What?

But you're not alone. Good guess.

Come on, get in. Wait, wait, wait.

Come on, man, just hang on. I'm really fucked up.

Come on. Nathanial, wait a minute.

Come on. Thank you.

Come on. Let's go. Hey. Go.

Come with Tyler. She knows. All right.

Could be little hard to play FBI now, huh? Can we just get the goddamn money...

Definitely. Definitely.

Did he rob it? Cute.

Didn't I tell you Johnny'd be just fine? Yeah. Damn first.

Dollar, sir. No, thanks. Good luck.

Don't go! Come on!

Eat that. Get him.

Everybody down! Okay, let's go. I got his gun.

FBI. Drop it! Fuck you.

Found the drop car on Mulholland Drive We'll go work it.

Fuck! Get down.

Fucking A. I love this fucking job.

Fucking, that was a narc, man. Dude cut my hair.

Get back in the cockpit. Move. Yeah.

Get down, now! Hands up.

Get him. Get him.

Get them the fuck out of here. Come on. Out.

Get your chute clear. Okay? Yeah, okay.

Give me a break. Where you been? He surfs real well.

Give me your hand. Fuck you.

Go, boy, jam. Shit. I'm gonna die now.

Go! Give me a fucking break. I am going.

Go. Now. Hang on.

Goddamn it. I'm ready, Angelo. Where do you want me?

Goddamn you to hell. Tyler....

Good and mad? Yeah, what you wanna do about it?

Good moves. Yeah.

Got it. Good.

Got it. Ugh! Hey.

Hang on, little brother. Just hang on, man. Help me, Bodhi.

He believes it. Ask Nathanial. Hey.

He's from Kansas? Heads up.

Here we go. Yeah, let's do it.

Here, this way. Come on!

Hey, Angie. What?

Hey, Bodhi. Johnny has his own demons.

Hey! Aah!

Hey. Back off.

Hide the shit. Wait, wait, wait.

Hope you find him. Don't worry, I will.

How do you like it, Johnny? Amazing!

How does that sit in your stomach, huh? Take your hands off me right now.

How you doing, Dick? Implementing our own personal plan...

I can barely do this in broad daylight. Come on.

I don't know anything about your dog. Wait.

I don't think he's ready for this. No, he'll be fine.

I got him. I got the guy. Take care of him, Jimmy.

I missed. No.

I wanna get out of this mess. I'm freezing.

I'll pack that for you, Bodhi. Okay. Thanks.

I'm 25. That's what I'm saying. It's never too late.

I'm a cop. Oh, no. Don't.

I'm not flying you guys to San Felipe. Get in the plane. Start those engines.

I'm surfing on my own time. I know, just don't rub Harp's nose in it.

Indescribable. An experience to share.

Is that right, Pappas? Yes, that's right, Harp.

Is this gonna take a really long time? Wait.

It's the only way it's gonna happen. Do it. Swear to God, I will!

Jesus Christ. Fuck. Go! Go!

Johnny, you did it. You're a speed star.

Keep them away from there. All right.

LBJ? We're styling.

Leave a message. Tyler, look, I fucked up, okay?

Leave the cuffs on. Off.

Leave them on! Oh, boy.

Less. Bullshit.

Let's do it. Let's go.

Let's go! Let's play some football.

Let's go. Come on. Let's go.

Making a wig for my girlfriend. Thank you. What the fuck?

Motherfucking Motherfucking Shut up, I said!

Mr. Duggan's got the keys. Why are we going to the vault?

My friend. What?

My man. Yeah.

Need help? I can't believe you're late to your own raid.

No, no, we got a lot. Freshly picked, sir.

No! Aah! May I have your, uh...?

No. No.

Now. He does this.

Now. He does this.

Oh, no. Angelo?

Oh, well, he must be a surfer. Well, yeah.

Okay. Son of a bitch.

Okay. This is a bad idea.

Okay. Whoo!

Okay. Okay. There you go.

Pappas? Yeah?

Please don't. Don't. You don't have to. You back me up.

Pull the ripcord now. You first.

Punch it, punch it. Be cool, man.

Right. Right, you're a speed star.

Same the year before. That's right.

Seen a little dog? No, man.

Sex Wax. Yeah.

Shit. That little bastard.

Sixty five. What's happening? Don't worry, man. It's fine. It's great.

Smart. You burn time in the vault. Yup, that's right.

So what? He didn't bust us. But dude, he fucking cut my hair.

So will I. Yeah!

Something's going down. This ain't right. Chill the fuck out, man. It's nothing.

Sorry, mate. Anybody been out there?

Stay on them. You're losing them! I'm not!

Sure it's not in the backyard? I ain't got time for this.

Surfers? Surfers.

Take this too. Thank you, sir. There you go.

Thank you very much. Here's your lemonade.

Thank you. Uh huh.

Thanks for the tip. You're welcome for the tip.

That's kind of a legend. No, it's real. It's absolutely real.

The air got dirty and the sex got clean. Uh huh.

They're definitely out of here. Goddamn it.

This Calvin and Hobbes is funny. Would you like some oranges?

This is a line, right? No, no.

Time's a wasting. Wait

Unbelievable. It's ineffable.

Unh! What? Pull the chute, Bodhi.

Up 26 percent from the year before. That's correct.

Wait a minute. We gotta go!

Watch your mouth. Maybe you ought to take...

We did pull pretty low. You'll never be the same again.

We got you. You ain't got shit.

We'll go work it. Good.

We're fucked! This car is a piece of shit.

We've produced a few No, no, no, no, no!

Well, this is us: Bank Robbery. All right, I got it.

What about the old Chevy? This guy down here.

What? One thousand.

What? Shit.

What's your name? Bunker.

When did Harp say we'd get the warrant? First thing.

Where is he, Dick? He's still behind us.

Where'd they go? I don't fucking believe this.

Where's Roach? He's around somewhere.

Whoa, cool it. Don't you know who this is? I don't know who this is.

Whoa, that's why you never went pro? Two years of surgery, missed my window.

Why didn't you leave that in the car? It sticks out so I can't lock it.

Why do you keep hanging around here? I need you to teach me.

Why don't you figure that out? It's not easy, is it, Utah?

Would you just shut up a minute? Ha, ha.

Yeah, well.... Came around the corner....

Yeah, what? Oh. Uh, hi. Oh. Ha, ha.

Yeah! Well, since you're still alive...

Yeah. See, summer's over.

Yeah. When I make the move, you back me up.

Yeah. Yeah.

You are crazy. Pull the fucking chute!

You eat a solid breakfast? Sir?

You gotta stay low, you're gonna bite it. Ha, ha.

You mad? Yeah, I'm mad!

You sure he's not in the back? He ain't back there.

You walk away? I walk away.

You want some oranges? No.

You're fucking crazy. Pull it! Pull it! ...three, two...

Your personnel record, very impressive. Thank you.

...5'6, 119 pounds.

...all I wanna know is how are these guys robbing Tarzana City National Bank...

...and act stoned, ask a few questions?

...and get out of here?

...and got my lights punched out by some psycho local.

...and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.

...and I hadn't been living my own life...

...and I hope you change your mind.

...and I will be there.

...and it sends a huge swell north 2000 miles.

...and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

...and learn the moves, get into their head, pick up the speech.

...and most importantly, good data based analysis.

...and we'll go get these guys?

...and you're not in the box just yet, why don't you tell me this theory of yours...

...and your balls Man, your balls are about this big.

...and yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing your break and all that, right?

...as long as I meet him at a certain place and time six hours from now.

...at the side window by the hedge.

...between Bell's Beach and Bay Haven early tomorrow morning.

...between Torquay and Cape Otway.

...but not this time.

...but quite frankly, son, out here, you have exactly zero hours of experience in the field.

...does either one of you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?

...flipping burgers at the local drive in.

...gets sand in it...

...he will gut her like a pig and try not to get any on his shoes.

...I fired my piece over 19 times in the line of duty.

...I'd say you looked almost happy.

...if you don't like the way things are going.

...it's impossible to conceive that I might have something to offer, right?

...just how the hell did I ever even let you talk me into this whole boneheaded idea?

...like you're doing all this for a school project or something.

...of deregulation, Mr. President.

...on a freight train or something, man.

...on August 2nd when they were in Fort fucking Lauderdale.

...or you're getting too goddamn close to this surfing guru buddy of yours.

...out here in Los Angeles with us.

...Quantico cat.

...reaching up to 150 kilometers per hour.

...shirt.

...sir.

...so I can find out who their supplier is and you fucking cowboys show up.

...so I wanted something for myself.

...so there is a soil sample.

...so they'll never get the spiritual side of it.

...so twice a century, the ocean lets us know just how small we really are.

...some early retirement right now.

...takes it off with a shoe.

...the big one is Warchild, a.k.a. Lupton Pitman.

...there are no phones, so you are shit out of luck.

...throw me that money bag.

...to go.

...we need a look at these tapes.

...we need a look at these tapes.

...we show them that the human spirit is still alive.

...we'd know which break the ex presidents surf.

...while you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face!

...who packed my chute?

...who's the guy? You replace me?

...you'd go quietly.