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Ron's Gone Wrong Title: Ron's Gone Wrong Ron's Gone Wrong is an animated family comedy film that was released in 2021.

Ron's Gone Wrong

Title: Ron's Gone Wrong

Ron's Gone Wrong is an animated family comedy film that was released in 2021. Directed by Sarah Smith and Jean-Philippe Vine, this heartwarming and hilarious movie brings to life a tale of friendship in the digital age. Set in a world where every child has a walking, talking, digitally connected robot friend, it follows the unique bond between a young boy named Barney and his malfunctioning robot, Ron.

Cast:
1. Barney - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
2. Ron - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
3. Barney's Dad - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
4. Barney's Mom - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
5. Wedge - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
6. Polly - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
7. Donka - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
8. Indira - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
9. Mr. Leonard - Voiced by [Actor's Name]
10. [Additional cast members]

Ron's Gone Wrong takes audiences on a heartwarming journey filled with laughter, emotions, and valuable life lessons. As Barney's socially awkward robot struggles to fit in with his technologically advanced peers, their friendship flourishes against all odds. Together, they embark on an adventure that challenges societal norms and explores the virtues of authenticity and human connection. The film beautifully addresses themes of bullying, over-dependence on technology, and the importance of individuality.

Moreover, the film's soundtrack enhances every moment, seamlessly blending upbeat and catchy melodies with tender and emotionally charged compositions. The score, composed by [Composer's Name], skillfully captures the essence of the story and amplifies the emotions experienced by the characters.

If you are intrigued about Ron's Gone Wrong and want to experience the magic of this movie, you can play and download the sounds from the film here. Immerse yourself in the delightful melodies, playful tunes, and the heartfelt musical moments that bring the characters and story to life.

Ron's Gone Wrong not only entertains but also prompts viewers to reflect on the relationships we form with technology and the importance of genuine human connections in an increasingly digital world. With its charming characters, witty humor, and touching storyline, this film is sure to captivate audiences of all ages. So gather your friends and family, grab some popcorn, and prepare for an unforgettable animated adventure that will warm your heart and leave you smiling.

Experience the joy and wonder of Ron's Gone Wrong by playing and downloading the sounds here and let yourself be immersed in the magic of Barney and Ron's extraordinary friendship.

A B Bot?
A B Bot?
A bird has commented on your face.
A bird has commented on your face.
A bunch of your code is missing, right?
A bunch of your code is missing, right?
A former anti communist
A former anti communist
A friend must stay within six feet.
A friend must stay within six feet.
A hundred times a day, plus 11 times overnight.
A hundred times a day, plus 11 times overnight.
A person who, uh, "likes, is always, I."
A person who, uh, "likes, is always, I."
A single unit with a minor coding error.
A single unit with a minor coding error.
A trick! Data harvesting units controlled by us.
A trick! Data harvesting units controlled by us.
A... A... A...
A... A... A...
Aadash, Aaron, Abraham, Absalom...
Aadash, Aaron, Abraham, Absalom...
About plastics in the ocean,
About plastics in the ocean,
Absalom, will crushing be fun?
Absalom, will crushing be fun?
Abu Dhabi,
Abu Dhabi,
Access the cameras on every B Bot in town.
Access the cameras on every B Bot in town.
Access.
Access.
Accident.
Accident.
According to our records, it has no registered owner.
According to our records, it has no registered owner.
Adios, Absalom.
Adios, Absalom.
Adios, Absalom.
Adios, Absalom.
Adios, Absalom's B Bot.
Adios, Absalom's B Bot.
After my mom died, I was terrified every single night.
After my mom died, I was terrified every single night.
Again, please.
Again, please.
Ah, seriously?
Ah, seriously?
Ah. Take it outside. Have fun with him.
Ah. Take it outside. Have fun with him.
ALEX: Dude, you are finished!
ALEX: Dude, you are finished!
Alice Springs, Allahabad, Anchorage, Albuquerque.
Alice Springs, Allahabad, Anchorage, Albuquerque.
Alive.
Alive.
All alone again?
All alone again?
All good.
All good.
All helping kids connect, meet each other,
All helping kids connect, meet each other,
All right, deep breaths.
All right, deep breaths.
All right, that's it! I'm gonna destroy you!
All right, that's it! I'm gonna destroy you!
All staff to the launchitorium.
All staff to the launchitorium.
All you had to do was just fit in.
All you had to do was just fit in.
ALL: (CHANTING) Marc! Marc! Marc!
ALL: (CHANTING) Marc! Marc! Marc!
Am I now your best friend out of the box?
Am I now your best friend out of the box?
Am I right, kids?
Am I right, kids?
An ambulance, an alligator,
An ambulance, an alligator,
And a child.
And a child.
And at its heart, my code.
And at its heart, my code.
And Dad moved us out here.
And Dad moved us out here.
And everyone else.
And everyone else.
And four books detailing the life of Bill the Bus.
And four books detailing the life of Bill the Bus.
And from me...
And from me...
And get right to the heart of Bubble HQ.
And get right to the heart of Bubble HQ.
And get this bot to stop making up its own game rules.
And get this bot to stop making up its own game rules.
And hold on a sec. Why hasn't it friended me?
And hold on a sec. Why hasn't it friended me?
And I love you so much
And I love you so much
And I wanna thank you all for your support
And I wanna thank you all for your support
And I wanted so bad
And I wanted so bad
And I'll teach you how to be my friend.
And I'll teach you how to be my friend.
And I'm going with him! Uh...
And I'm going with him! Uh...
And invent something that doesn't kill us all.
And invent something that doesn't kill us all.
And make it all easy? (CHUCKLES)
And make it all easy? (CHUCKLES)
And now you're worried about privacy?
And now you're worried about privacy?
And photos, right?
And photos, right?
And send the principal a fruit basket.
And send the principal a fruit basket.
And their heads go all the way around!
And their heads go all the way around!
And then you can come to school.
And then you can come to school.
And then you get friend invites.
And then you get friend invites.
And then you get people that like him,
And then you get people that like him,
And there's a smell of burning when I hit the space bar.
And there's a smell of burning when I hit the space bar.
And this is a giant monkey...
And this is a giant monkey...
And this is Nonsuch Middle School.
And this is Nonsuch Middle School.
And this new great blowout.
And this new great blowout.
And when you get bored of this one,
And when you get bored of this one,
And you don't choose me.
And you don't choose me.
And you still didn't get a B Bot?
And you still didn't get a B Bot?
And you still didn't get a B Bot? (LAUGHS)
And you still didn't get a B Bot? (LAUGHS)
And you were mine.
And you were mine.
And you'll never find me.
And you'll never find me.
And, uh, you got an algorithm for refilling this?
And, uh, you got an algorithm for refilling this?
And, yeah. So we're just...
And, yeah. So we're just...
And... Whoa. Look at him.
And... Whoa. Look at him.
Andrew, I never programmed B Bots to laugh.
Andrew, I never programmed B Bots to laugh.
Andrew, we found this goat in the electrics.
Andrew, we found this goat in the electrics.
ANDREW: As the new CEO of Bubble,
ANDREW: As the new CEO of Bubble,
ANDREW: I wonder.
ANDREW: I wonder.
ANDREW: They're psychos!
ANDREW: They're psychos!
ANDREW: Think of the data we can harvest!
ANDREW: Think of the data we can harvest!
Andrew. Is it true? It's still out there?
Andrew. Is it true? It's still out there?
Annihilated.
Annihilated.
ANNOUNCER: Please welcome your new CEO, Andrew!
ANNOUNCER: Please welcome your new CEO, Andrew!
Anonymouse3 created it.
Anonymouse3 created it.
Any TV station broadcasts it,
Any TV station broadcasts it,
Apps, contacts, photos, chat.
Apps, contacts, photos, chat.
Are those your friends, Barney?
Are those your friends, Barney?
Are very excited to offer you this highly amusing novelty,
Are very excited to offer you this highly amusing novelty,
Are we going around in circles?
Are we going around in circles?
Are we having fun with me?
Are we having fun with me?
Are you even here?
Are you even here?
Are you in there? (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Are you in there? (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Aren't you that girl that got... You know.
Aren't you that girl that got... You know.
Argh!
Argh!
Argh. There's nothing in these woods that'll burn!
Argh. There's nothing in these woods that'll burn!
Arrivederci, Ron Bintscatsco.
Arrivederci, Ron Bintscatsco.
Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen.
Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen.
Artificially sweetened beverages?
Artificially sweetened beverages?
At a temperature of 232 degrees Fahrenheit.
At a temperature of 232 degrees Fahrenheit.
At least you're not Uncle Boris. (CHUCKLES)
At least you're not Uncle Boris. (CHUCKLES)
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Marc! Marc! Marc!
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Marc! Marc! Marc!
Avoids problems 89% of the time.
Avoids problems 89% of the time.
Aw!
Aw!
Aw! (CHUCKLES) We did this together, guys!
Aw! (CHUCKLES) We did this together, guys!
Awesome! (LAUGHS)
Awesome! (LAUGHS)
Awesome.
Awesome.
B Bot.
B Bot.
Bah, he had it coming.
Bah, he had it coming.
Barn, you have got to get back in that Bubble cloud place.
Barn, you have got to get back in that Bubble cloud place.
Barney and Ron. It's like we used to be.
Barney and Ron. It's like we used to be.
Barney is having a party.
Barney is having a party.
Barney likes rock hammers, too!
Barney likes rock hammers, too!
Barney likes rocks, asthma inhalers, and his grandmother's food.
Barney likes rocks, asthma inhalers, and his grandmother's food.
Barney Pudowski?
Barney Pudowski?
Barney, don't say your weirdness
Barney, don't say your weirdness
Barney, meet friend number five.
Barney, meet friend number five.
Barney, slide along to the central shaft.
Barney, slide along to the central shaft.
Barney, the cloud is in a concrete fortress
Barney, the cloud is in a concrete fortress
Barney, we gotta let it go.
Barney, we gotta let it go.
Barney, what's going on?
Barney, what's going on?
Barney, your B Bot is, like, super weird.
Barney, your B Bot is, like, super weird.
BARNEY: "Know everything about me."
BARNEY: "Know everything about me."
BARNEY: Allergies. Goats, wool. Goats' wool.
BARNEY: Allergies. Goats, wool. Goats' wool.
BARNEY: Come. (SCREAMS)
BARNEY: Come. (SCREAMS)
BARNEY: Go! Go, go, go!
BARNEY: Go! Go, go, go!
BARNEY: Hey, no! Stop!
BARNEY: Hey, no! Stop!
BARNEY: Hi.
BARNEY: Hi.
BARNEY: I didn't say be more than six feet.
BARNEY: I didn't say be more than six feet.
BARNEY: I don't really have...
BARNEY: I don't really have...
BARNEY: Is there any possible way?
BARNEY: Is there any possible way?
BARNEY: It's not meant to do that.
BARNEY: It's not meant to do that.
BARNEY: Just gets funnier and funnier.
BARNEY: Just gets funnier and funnier.
BARNEY: Kill me now.
BARNEY: Kill me now.
BARNEY: Marc? He's helping us. This is how we do it.
BARNEY: Marc? He's helping us. This is how we do it.
BARNEY: No!
BARNEY: No!
BARNEY: No.
BARNEY: No.
BARNEY: No. He can't do any of that stuff.
BARNEY: No. He can't do any of that stuff.
BARNEY: Oh, no!
BARNEY: Oh, no!
BARNEY: Okay, come on. Let's...
BARNEY: Okay, come on. Let's...
BARNEY: Okay. 18 minutes of recess hell.
BARNEY: Okay. 18 minutes of recess hell.
BARNEY: Rocks are better.
BARNEY: Rocks are better.
BARNEY: Ron!
BARNEY: Ron!
BARNEY: Ron.
BARNEY: Ron.
BARNEY: Seriously?
BARNEY: Seriously?
BARNEY: So, here I am again.
BARNEY: So, here I am again.
BARNEY: Thanks for breaking that down.
BARNEY: Thanks for breaking that down.
BARNEY: Thanks, Gran! Ow!
BARNEY: Thanks, Gran! Ow!
BARNEY: That's Savannah's B Bot. And Noah's.
BARNEY: That's Savannah's B Bot. And Noah's.
BARNEY: Um, Rich...
BARNEY: Um, Rich...
BARNEY: Wait! Where are you going?
BARNEY: Wait! Where are you going?
BARNEY: What?
BARNEY: What?
BARNEY: Whoo hoo!
BARNEY: Whoo hoo!
BARNEY: Wow. How low can a kid go?
BARNEY: Wow. How low can a kid go?
BARNEY: Yeah, Gran.
BARNEY: Yeah, Gran.
Barney!
Barney!
Barney! (CHUCKLES) He made it.
Barney! (CHUCKLES) He made it.
Barney! Bro! Just for a year. Two max.
Barney! Bro! Just for a year. Two max.
Barney! Hey! There he is!
Barney! Hey! There he is!
Barney! Hey! You see?
Barney! Hey! You see?
Barney?
Barney?
Barney.
Barney.
BARNEY'S BOT: ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
BARNEY'S BOT: ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
BARNEY'S BOT: I am Absalom's B Bot.
BARNEY'S BOT: I am Absalom's B Bot.
Because I do not want any more of my jewelry
Because I do not want any more of my jewelry
Because if that was still out there,
Because if that was still out there,
Been eating too much electricity?
Been eating too much electricity?
Best friends don't die on each other.
Best friends don't die on each other.
Bet your friends never had tripe soup before.
Bet your friends never had tripe soup before.
Bing bong belushi!
Bing bong belushi!
Book a party at a night club.
Book a party at a night club.
BOT 1: He is unaffected!
BOT 1: He is unaffected!
BOT 1: Look left, Ethan. Right. Now let us cross.
BOT 1: Look left, Ethan. Right. Now let us cross.
BOT 1: Sharing "It pooped me."
BOT 1: Sharing "It pooped me."
BOT 1: What is four fifths as a decimal?
BOT 1: What is four fifths as a decimal?
BOT 1: You shall not pass.
BOT 1: You shall not pass.
BOT 2: Bubble Bot, Ron Bintscatsco...
BOT 2: Bubble Bot, Ron Bintscatsco...
BOT 2: Invincible one.
BOT 2: Invincible one.
BOT 2: Kiss my Sith Lord butt!
BOT 2: Kiss my Sith Lord butt!
BOT 2: What is the square root of nine?
BOT 2: What is the square root of nine?
BOT 2: You have nine new messages.
BOT 2: You have nine new messages.
BOT 3: Rabbits, attack!
BOT 3: Rabbits, attack!
BOT 3: Space Lord.
BOT 3: Space Lord.
BOT 3: You have ten likes.
BOT 3: You have ten likes.
BOT 4: Jack wants to friend you.
BOT 4: Jack wants to friend you.
BOT 5: By Odin's beard, you have six messages.
BOT 5: By Odin's beard, you have six messages.
BOT 7: Isaac accepts your friendship.
BOT 7: Isaac accepts your friendship.
BOT: (CHUCKLES) A hundred and thirty eight friends
BOT: (CHUCKLES) A hundred and thirty eight friends
BOT: (SINGING) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
BOT: (SINGING) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
BOT: (SINGING) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
BOT: (SINGING) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
BOT: ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪
BOT: ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪
BOT: ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky... ♪
BOT: ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky... ♪
BOT: Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble.
BOT: Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble.
BOT: All upgrades unlocked.
BOT: All upgrades unlocked.
BOT: At least I'm not Uncle Boris.
BOT: At least I'm not Uncle Boris.
BOT: Brains!
BOT: Brains!
BOT: Bubble shares are crashing. Down 43%.
BOT: Bubble shares are crashing. Down 43%.
BOT: Dropping Savannah from this chat.
BOT: Dropping Savannah from this chat.
BOT: First selfie from the red planet?
BOT: First selfie from the red planet?
BOT: Free upgrades for everyone!
BOT: Free upgrades for everyone!
BOT: Levelling up!
BOT: Levelling up!
BOT: Message to anyone with a brain cell.
BOT: Message to anyone with a brain cell.
BOT: Pete's a fan of Danger Bunny!
BOT: Pete's a fan of Danger Bunny!
BOT: Posting to your channel.
BOT: Posting to your channel.
BOT: Safe to walk.
BOT: Safe to walk.
BOT: Shall we check your messages one more time?
BOT: Shall we check your messages one more time?
BOT: Shall we check your messages one more time?
BOT: Shall we check your messages one more time?
BOT: Sharing.
BOT: Sharing.
BOT: Simplify the expression:
BOT: Simplify the expression:
BOT: That's funny, Rich.
BOT: That's funny, Rich.
BOT: Three people are following Science Squad.
BOT: Three people are following Science Squad.
BOT: To swap me for a good one.
BOT: To swap me for a good one.
BOT: Twelve year old boy. Grade two bronchospasm.
BOT: Twelve year old boy. Grade two bronchospasm.
BOT: Two people are following Science Squad.
BOT: Two people are following Science Squad.
BOT: Where are we going?
BOT: Where are we going?
BOT: You have two new messages.
BOT: You have two new messages.
BOTS: (SINGING) ♪ Number one or number two ♪
BOTS: (SINGING) ♪ Number one or number two ♪
BOTS: (SINGING) ♪ We will, we will rock you ♪
BOTS: (SINGING) ♪ We will, we will rock you ♪
BOTS: Unlock, unlock, unlock.
BOTS: Unlock, unlock, unlock.
BOTS: Unlock.
BOTS: Unlock.
BOY 1: Hey, you're a fan, too?
BOY 1: Hey, you're a fan, too?
BOY 1: You dropped her from this chat, right?
BOY 1: You dropped her from this chat, right?
BOY 2: Of course.
BOY 2: Of course.
BOY: Guys, guys, is she coming yet?
BOY: Guys, guys, is she coming yet?
BOY: Hey, Savannah just followed me.
BOY: Hey, Savannah just followed me.
BOY: Troll! Two o'clock!
BOY: Troll! Two o'clock!
BOY: Ugh! Seriously?
BOY: Ugh! Seriously?
BOY: Well, anyone with a brain cell should block Rich Belcher.
BOY: Well, anyone with a brain cell should block Rich Belcher.
BOYS: Ninja blast!
BOYS: Ninja blast!
Brave Bubble Bot saved boy. RIP, Ron. How sad.
Brave Bubble Bot saved boy. RIP, Ron. How sad.
Bree, it got out!
Bree, it got out!
BREE: All the kids at school confirm he does, Mr. Pudowski.
BREE: All the kids at school confirm he does, Mr. Pudowski.
BREE: Could he be with a friend?
BREE: Could he be with a friend?
BREE: It's not a problem.
BREE: It's not a problem.
BREE: Savannah Meads' mom didn't recognize the boy.
BREE: Savannah Meads' mom didn't recognize the boy.
BREE: The bot's in there?
BREE: The bot's in there?
BREE: You have to find it.
BREE: You have to find it.
Bring it in.
Bring it in.
Bros, it's pulling my head off!
Bros, it's pulling my head off!
Bubble are looking for Ron.
Bubble are looking for Ron.
Bubble's had a few minor problems lately, right?
Bubble's had a few minor problems lately, right?
But according to the sticker,
But according to the sticker,
But at some point you just... You just get it...
But at some point you just... You just get it...
But don't hit people. Even Rich Belcher.
But don't hit people. Even Rich Belcher.
But first you gotta do something for me.
But first you gotta do something for me.
But I need to go now to spend more time with my...
But I need to go now to spend more time with my...
But I think it might have been a nut allergy.
But I think it might have been a nut allergy.
But I'm blowing it, Mom. I... I've lost touch with him.
But I'm blowing it, Mom. I... I've lost touch with him.
But it did make things hard for Dad.
But it did make things hard for Dad.
But it's not quite recess yet, Barney.
But it's not quite recess yet, Barney.
But it's not working.
But it's not working.
But my friends call me Barney.
But my friends call me Barney.
But still don't burn my underpants. (CHUCKLES)
But still don't burn my underpants. (CHUCKLES)
But terrible, but awesome!
But terrible, but awesome!
But today,
But today,
But what does the genius think?
But what does the genius think?
But what if he was scared, too?
But what if he was scared, too?
But why would they?
But why would they?
But you get to choose your friends.
But you get to choose your friends.
But you're gonna have to talk to that goat,
But you're gonna have to talk to that goat,
But, look. It's Barney, okay? He's missing.
But, look. It's Barney, okay? He's missing.
But, oh, man! You hit Rich Belcher!
But, oh, man! You hit Rich Belcher!
But, uh, she died when I was two.
But, uh, she died when I was two.
Can you guys leave me alone, please?
Can you guys leave me alone, please?
Can you look at it anyway?
Can you look at it anyway?
Capital city of Ethiopia, sovereign state in the Horn of Africa,
Capital city of Ethiopia, sovereign state in the Horn of Africa,
Check out your awesome rock collection?
Check out your awesome rock collection?
Chess, maybe?
Chess, maybe?
Ciao.
Ciao.
Come back and let me hurt you.
Come back and let me hurt you.
Come on, Barney boy.
Come on, Barney boy.
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, dude.
Come on, dude.
Come on, Pudowski. Move it!
Come on, Pudowski. Move it!
Come on, Space Lord, fight me! (IMITATES GUNSHOT)
Come on, Space Lord, fight me! (IMITATES GUNSHOT)
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Bring it in, brave soldier.
Come on. Bring it in, brave soldier.
Come on. I'm not leaving you behind.
Come on. I'm not leaving you behind.
Come. Eyes shut. That's it.
Come. Eyes shut. That's it.
Come... Come over sometime. Hang out.
Come... Come over sometime. Hang out.
Contacts.
Contacts.
Copy him. Find that code.
Copy him. Find that code.
CRAIG: They've searched the school, Marc.
CRAIG: They've searched the school, Marc.
Creepy.
Creepy.
Dad, Donka, some Bulgarian uncles.
Dad, Donka, some Bulgarian uncles.
Dad, please. It was sticking up for me.
Dad, please. It was sticking up for me.
Danger Bunny! That's my favorite show!
Danger Bunny! That's my favorite show!
Data harvesting units controlled by us.
Data harvesting units controlled by us.
Delete every video. Take down every post.
Delete every video. Take down every post.
Designed to give kids a consumer experience
Designed to give kids a consumer experience
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Did you obtain this bot illegally?
Did you obtain this bot illegally?
Did you...?
Did you...?
Didn't you write me an essay on rock collecting?
Didn't you write me an essay on rock collecting?
Dislikes. Possums, musicals, school. Generally.
Dislikes. Possums, musicals, school. Generally.
DISPATCHER: You gotta give me a description, color.
DISPATCHER: You gotta give me a description, color.
Do I have to like the path you like?
Do I have to like the path you like?
Do I look like I care?
Do I look like I care?
Do you have any idea where he is?
Do you have any idea where he is?
Do you know any stories, Ron?
Do you know any stories, Ron?
Do you wanna connect
Do you wanna connect
Do you want me to close the whole store?
Do you want me to close the whole store?
Do you want to be recycled as a lunch box?
Do you want to be recycled as a lunch box?
Does Barney need friends?
Does Barney need friends?
Doesn't equip you to run a global tech giant.
Doesn't equip you to run a global tech giant.
Don't focus on the negative. It's very aging.
Don't focus on the negative. It's very aging.
Donka says, actually, one was possessed,
Donka says, actually, one was possessed,
DONKA: (MUFFLED) Opa! Opa! Opa!
DONKA: (MUFFLED) Opa! Opa! Opa!
DONKA: (SINGING ALONG) ♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪
DONKA: (SINGING ALONG) ♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪
DONKA: (SINGING) ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
DONKA: (SINGING) ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
DONKA: Barney, school time!
DONKA: Barney, school time!
DONKA: Barney!
DONKA: Barney!
DONKA: Help him, please!
DONKA: Help him, please!
DONKA: It look all right to me.
DONKA: It look all right to me.
DONKA: Just like all the others.
DONKA: Just like all the others.
DONKA: Oh, silly me. (CHUCKLES)
DONKA: Oh, silly me. (CHUCKLES)
DONKA: One day parking ticket,
DONKA: One day parking ticket,
DONKA: What?
DONKA: What?
Down here!
Down here!
Dude, seriously. Back off.
Dude, seriously. Back off.
Dude! We gotta tell 'em!
Dude! We gotta tell 'em!
Easy.
Easy.
Eat it all, Martina!
Eat it all, Martina!
Eighteen minutes of recess fun. (CHUCKLES)
Eighteen minutes of recess fun. (CHUCKLES)
Electricity is best.
Electricity is best.
Electricity is better than rocks.
Electricity is better than rocks.
Ellie, this is for you.
Ellie, this is for you.
ELLIE: Oh, really?
ELLIE: Oh, really?
ELLIE: Ooh, look at this!
ELLIE: Ooh, look at this!
Eugh! Worms. I don't trust anything without a face.
Eugh! Worms. I don't trust anything without a face.
Everybody, stop!
Everybody, stop!
Except losing touch with you.
Except losing touch with you.
Except you and Ron. I fixed him.
Except you and Ron. I fixed him.
Featuring products and services tailored to their browsing profile.
Featuring products and services tailored to their browsing profile.
FEMALE VOICE: All staff to the launchitorium.
FEMALE VOICE: All staff to the launchitorium.
FEMALE VOICE: All staff to the launchitorium.
FEMALE VOICE: All staff to the launchitorium.
FEMALE VOICE: Powering down.
FEMALE VOICE: Powering down.
FEMALE VOICE: Welcome to the future of friendship.
FEMALE VOICE: Welcome to the future of friendship.
Finally. Job done.
Finally. Job done.
Find me!
Find me!
Find me.
Find me.
Five percent battery remaining.
Five percent battery remaining.
Five percent? Uh...
Five percent? Uh...
Floor it!
Floor it!
Fly free, little one. Phoosh!
Fly free, little one. Phoosh!
Follow me! (LAUGHING)
Follow me! (LAUGHING)
For my lovely boy.
For my lovely boy.
For some reason.
For some reason.
For the views!
For the views!
Forever?
Forever?
Four million, four hundred and thirty two views.
Four million, four hundred and thirty two views.
Freeze! I think it's him.
Freeze! I think it's him.
Friend request, friend request.
Friend request, friend request.
Friend request.
Friend request.
Friend request. Friend request.
Friend request. Friend request.
Friend? (CHUCKLES) Friend?
Friend? (CHUCKLES) Friend?
Friends... (DISTORTED) Sixth birthday.
Friends... (DISTORTED) Sixth birthday.
Friendship is a two way street.
Friendship is a two way street.
From Bubble's phones and tablets and watches
From Bubble's phones and tablets and watches
Fun?
Fun?
Get 'em!
Get 'em!
Get him something useful like a snow shovel.
Get him something useful like a snow shovel.
Get out there, Barn. Interact.
Get out there, Barn. Interact.
Get the whole gang over here, right?
Get the whole gang over here, right?
Get this.
Get this.
GIRL 1: Did you see Savannah?
GIRL 1: Did you see Savannah?
GIRL 2: Poop Girl, right?
GIRL 2: Poop Girl, right?
GIRL 2: Savannah unfriended me? Unfriend her!
GIRL 2: Savannah unfriended me? Unfriend her!
GIRL 3: I'm so glad I am not her right now.
GIRL 3: I'm so glad I am not her right now.
GIRL 4: Someone did a remix.
GIRL 4: Someone did a remix.
GIRL: Ew!
GIRL: Ew!
GIRL: Message Abby, I'll be there in five.
GIRL: Message Abby, I'll be there in five.
GIRL: My bot does that every time.
GIRL: My bot does that every time.
GIRL: Oh, my gosh! Like it!
GIRL: Oh, my gosh! Like it!
GIRL: Only two?
GIRL: Only two?
Give me weapons. Give me upgrades.
Give me weapons. Give me upgrades.
Give the whole world a new best friend!
Give the whole world a new best friend!
Go, Ron. You don't have to stay within six feet.
Go, Ron. You don't have to stay within six feet.
Go!
Go!
Go. Be everywhere.
Go. Be everywhere.
Going through its intestines.
Going through its intestines.
Good night, Ron.
Good night, Ron.
Good! Uh...
Good! Uh...
Gotcha! Whoa!
Gotcha! Whoa!
Grab my hands! I'm gonna get you out.
Grab my hands! I'm gonna get you out.
GraceMay11 wants to be an astronaut, too.
GraceMay11 wants to be an astronaut, too.
GRAHAM: (VOICE VIBRATING) I hope they're not closed.
GRAHAM: (VOICE VIBRATING) I hope they're not closed.
GRAHAM: Barney! Oh, Barney!
GRAHAM: Barney! Oh, Barney!
GRAHAM: Everything's okay. Dad's here.
GRAHAM: Everything's okay. Dad's here.
GRAHAM: Happy late birthday, Barney.
GRAHAM: Happy late birthday, Barney.
GRAHAM: Mom, do you have a key?
GRAHAM: Mom, do you have a key?
GRAHAM: Mr. Takahashi? Hello?
GRAHAM: Mr. Takahashi? Hello?
GRAHAM: No, that's not gonna be a problem.
GRAHAM: No, that's not gonna be a problem.
GRAHAM: No. But Barney doesn't even have a B Bot.
GRAHAM: No. But Barney doesn't even have a B Bot.
GRAHAM: Pudowski.
GRAHAM: Pudowski.
GRAHAM: That B Bot is ours!
GRAHAM: That B Bot is ours!
GRAHAM: Whoa, whoa!
GRAHAM: Whoa, whoa!
GRAHAM: Yeah. Can you take a look at this, please?
GRAHAM: Yeah. Can you take a look at this, please?
GRAHAM: You know, I have been worried about him, but, uh,
GRAHAM: You know, I have been worried about him, but, uh,
Gran is 78.
Gran is 78.
GUARD: Hey, yeah. I think he went down that way.
GUARD: Hey, yeah. I think he went down that way.
GUEST 1: It's launch day at Bubble.
GUEST 1: It's launch day at Bubble.
GUEST 2: What incredible tech are they about to unveil?
GUEST 2: What incredible tech are they about to unveil?
GUEST 3: We're going in.
GUEST 3: We're going in.
Guys, where's my troll bot? Wait...
Guys, where's my troll bot? Wait...
Ha ha ha ha. (GASPS)
Ha ha ha ha. (GASPS)
Ha ha! And I'm Rich Belcher from Prank You Very Much.
Ha ha! And I'm Rich Belcher from Prank You Very Much.
Ha ha. Miss Thomas said you wanna talk about rocks?
Ha ha. Miss Thomas said you wanna talk about rocks?
Hair, brown. Height, 4'11".
Hair, brown. Height, 4'11".
Half a mile below Bubble.
Half a mile below Bubble.
Hang on, please. Please, please.
Hang on, please. Please, please.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Has rubbed off on him.
Has rubbed off on him.
Hashtag landfill.
Hashtag landfill.
Have you got water damage to the brain?
Have you got water damage to the brain?
He believes there's a secret lizard government
He believes there's a secret lizard government
He can't make friends or... He's useless at all that.
He can't make friends or... He's useless at all that.
He crazy. Never the same after that cashew. (CHUCKLES)
He crazy. Never the same after that cashew. (CHUCKLES)
He doesn't blog, post, or share.
He doesn't blog, post, or share.
He fixed me. Selfie?
He fixed me. Selfie?
He has done other things on your photo, too.
He has done other things on your photo, too.
He is eating it.
He is eating it.
He left town for the woods?
He left town for the woods?
He needs friends. It's his birthday.
He needs friends. It's his birthday.
He needs to get to the cloud thing.
He needs to get to the cloud thing.
He never mentioned that.
He never mentioned that.
He started a riot.
He started a riot.
He thought that... I... I know...
He thought that... I... I know...
He was possessed. By a demon in a cashew.
He was possessed. By a demon in a cashew.
He wiggles, he bounces,
He wiggles, he bounces,
He will be okay.
He will be okay.
He will friend you if he can stay in the shed.
He will friend you if he can stay in the shed.
He will not survive middle school.
He will not survive middle school.
He'll disappear! No!
He'll disappear! No!
He's gonna get us a trillion views!
He's gonna get us a trillion views!
He's in the cloud. That's what you said, right?
He's in the cloud. That's what you said, right?
He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there.
He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there.
He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there.
He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there.
He's just not in there.
He's just not in there.
He's looking for his friend.
He's looking for his friend.
He's my friend.
He's my friend.
He's very funny.
He's very funny.
Her whole life is online.
Her whole life is online.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hey, are you my friend?
Hey, are you my friend?
Hey, Barn. I am so sorry about the B Bot.
Hey, Barn. I am so sorry about the B Bot.
Hey, Barn. You got a B Bot?
Hey, Barn. You got a B Bot?
Hey, buddy. How's the B Bot?
Hey, buddy. How's the B Bot?
Hey, cut it out, Sav. This is my thing.
Hey, cut it out, Sav. This is my thing.
Hey, down here!
Hey, down here!
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, I'm back.
Hey, I'm back.
Hey, miss. You seen a boy and a bot?
Hey, miss. You seen a boy and a bot?
Hey, no, no, no! You can't pull his head off.
Hey, no, no, no! You can't pull his head off.
Hey, no, no, no. I'll take you to school tomorrow. Okay?
Hey, no, no, no. I'll take you to school tomorrow. Okay?
Hey, Pete66.
Hey, Pete66.
Hey, Rich!
Hey, Rich!
Hey, Ron.
Hey, Ron.
Hey, Ron. They turned you into electricity...
Hey, Ron. They turned you into electricity...
Hey, run off back to your lab
Hey, run off back to your lab
Hey, who cares, right?
Hey, who cares, right?
Hey, you're not in trouble. Please, just let me in.
Hey, you're not in trouble. Please, just let me in.
Hey! Down here! Over here! Help us! Help!
Hey! Down here! Over here! Help us! Help!
Hey! Jerk of Thrones.
Hey! Jerk of Thrones.
Hey! No, no, no. That's...
Hey! No, no, no. That's...
Hey! Oh, Barney, I am so sorry.
Hey! Oh, Barney, I am so sorry.
Hey! Oh, my gosh!
Hey! Oh, my gosh!
Hey! Those are our bots!
Hey! Those are our bots!
Hey! We don't know them.
Hey! We don't know them.
Hey! What happened to staying within six feet?
Hey! What happened to staying within six feet?
Hey! What?
Hey! What?
Hey. (CHUCKLES) A friend likes everything about you.
Hey. (CHUCKLES) A friend likes everything about you.
Hey. You're a rock star, Barney.
Hey. You're a rock star, Barney.
Hi, General Waste,
Hi, General Waste,
Hi, I am insane.
Hi, I am insane.
Hi, shareholders. Love ya.
Hi, shareholders. Love ya.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Absalom?
Hi. Absalom?
Hi. I'm Marc Wydell from Bubble.
Hi. I'm Marc Wydell from Bubble.
Hi. Insert registered name,
Hi. Insert registered name,
Hi. So, that's your posts, and friends,
Hi. So, that's your posts, and friends,
Hi. Uh, we're Barney's...
Hi. Uh, we're Barney's...
His code was unstable.
His code was unstable.
His fellow children.
His fellow children.
Ho ho, we will.
Ho ho, we will.
Hold on. Just... (GASPS)
Hold on. Just... (GASPS)
How am I supposed to fix that?
How am I supposed to fix that?
How can Bubble help you?
How can Bubble help you?
How can I put this gently? Get out!
How can I put this gently? Get out!
How cool is that?
How cool is that?
How could you? You dumb bot!
How could you? You dumb bot!
How dare you! Are you calling me a criminal?
How dare you! Are you calling me a criminal?
How do I make friends for Barney?
How do I make friends for Barney?
How long is...
How long is...
How long will we live in the woods?
How long will we live in the woods?
How to be a friend.
How to be a friend.
How would you find Ron?
How would you find Ron?
How... How can you have fun offline?
How... How can you have fun offline?
How'd you do that?
How'd you do that?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? (SIGHS)
Huh? (SIGHS)
Huh? They were right here.
Huh? They were right here.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh. Well, that went well.
Huh. Well, that went well.
I am a Bubble generation one B Bot.
I am a Bubble generation one B Bot.
I am a dumb bot.
I am a dumb bot.
I am Absalom's B Bot.
I am Absalom's B Bot.
I am fitting in!
I am fitting in!
I am for making friends.
I am for making friends.
I am for making friends.
I am for making friends.
I am for making friends.
I am for making friends.
I am literally not landfill.
I am literally not landfill.
I am not afraid of you, Bubble booble!
I am not afraid of you, Bubble booble!
I am not to stay within six feet.
I am not to stay within six feet.
I am sharing Barney's breakfast. Do you like it?
I am sharing Barney's breakfast. Do you like it?
I am your best friend out of my box.
I am your best friend out of my box.
I am your... your... your... your...
I am your... your... your... your...
I am, insert registered name's best friend out of my box.
I am, insert registered name's best friend out of my box.
I am...
I am...
I backed up Ron to the cloud.
I backed up Ron to the cloud.
I can create one from my available data.
I can create one from my available data.
I can fix you, like Gran said,
I can fix you, like Gran said,
I can give you an unbelievable deal.
I can give you an unbelievable deal.
I can help them.
I can help them.
I cannot make friends for you.
I cannot make friends for you.
I cannot pull his head off.
I cannot pull his head off.
I could follow you, Ava.
I could follow you, Ava.
I could get R rated movies.
I could get R rated movies.
I currently have one friend.
I currently have one friend.
I did a search for them.
I did a search for them.
I do if you do.
I do if you do.
I do, okay. I choose you.
I do, okay. I choose you.
I don't even know his name.
I don't even know his name.
I don't get it. B Bots can't hurt people.
I don't get it. B Bots can't hurt people.
I don't know, Mom.
I don't know, Mom.
I don't know. (CHUCKLES)
I don't know. (CHUCKLES)
I don't know. Yeah. I guess.
I don't know. Yeah. I guess.
I don't like you, derp droid!
I don't like you, derp droid!
I fix it! Pudowskis make do and mend.
I fix it! Pudowskis make do and mend.
I fix it.
I fix it.
I forgot my, uh, inhaler.
I forgot my, uh, inhaler.
I found you! I did it! I found you!
I found you! I did it! I found you!
I get to choose my friends, and I don't choose you.
I get to choose my friends, and I don't choose you.
I get to choose your friends. And I choose everyone!
I get to choose your friends. And I choose everyone!
I get to choose.
I get to choose.
I got a huge warehouse full of these things.
I got a huge warehouse full of these things.
I got a little break. You wanna do something?
I got a little break. You wanna do something?
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
I guess I'll just sleep with it off.
I guess I'll just sleep with it off.
I guess we'll...
I guess we'll...
I guess we're both literally landfill.
I guess we're both literally landfill.
I hate kids.
I hate kids.
I have 12% battery power remaining.
I have 12% battery power remaining.
I have no mega safety controls and stuff.
I have no mega safety controls and stuff.
I have only entries for the letter A.
I have only entries for the letter A.
I have to swap you for a good one. No offense.
I have to swap you for a good one. No offense.
I have to understand this. Can we get a hold of it?
I have to understand this. Can we get a hold of it?
I hit Rich Belcher. It was awesome, but terrible,
I hit Rich Belcher. It was awesome, but terrible,
I just need to go...
I just need to go...
I just... I work these crazy hours.
I just... I work these crazy hours.
I just... The goats' wool and my allergies.
I just... The goats' wool and my allergies.
I knew you wouldn't just give me rock hammers. I knew it!
I knew you wouldn't just give me rock hammers. I knew it!
I know I'm always overwhelmed with work.
I know I'm always overwhelmed with work.
I know you're dying to see my rock collection.
I know you're dying to see my rock collection.
I know you're not my friends.
I know you're not my friends.
I know your underpants combust
I know your underpants combust
I know. But it went crazy!
I know. But it went crazy!
I know. I...
I know. I...
I let you down.
I let you down.
I like,
I like,
I live in the shed.
I live in the shed.
I looked into it. And...
I looked into it. And...
I make food for all your buddies.
I make food for all your buddies.
I mean, seriously?
I mean, seriously?
I mean, what if someone gets injured?
I mean, what if someone gets injured?
I mean, you can't hit people. Especially Rich Belcher.
I mean, you can't hit people. Especially Rich Belcher.
I need a B Bot.
I need a B Bot.
I need some fresh content for my channel.
I need some fresh content for my channel.
I need this contract.
I need this contract.
I never said that.
I never said that.
I now know all 100.
I now know all 100.
I now know everything about you.
I now know everything about you.
I paid for it!
I paid for it!
I said shut it!
I said shut it!
I stand there every day,
I stand there every day,
I thought so.
I thought so.
I throw in goat. Goat for a B Bot.
I throw in goat. Goat for a B Bot.
I told you my bench would work!
I told you my bench would work!
I used to think that I was the lonely one.
I used to think that I was the lonely one.
I want everything. Contacts, shopping habits, shoe size.
I want everything. Contacts, shopping habits, shoe size.
I want mine like that. Then it can hit me, too!
I want mine like that. Then it can hit me, too!
I will always stay within six feet.
I will always stay within six feet.
I, for one, could not live
I, for one, could not live
I, uh, took a wrong turn.
I, uh, took a wrong turn.
I... I got a B Bot. It's just...
I... I got a B Bot. It's just...
I... I think it's gonna be fine.
I... I think it's gonna be fine.
I... Uh, I've...
I... Uh, I've...
I... You have problem with women in workplace?
I... You have problem with women in workplace?
I'll figure something out.
I'll figure something out.
I'll just log in and I'll find the old... Huh?
I'll just log in and I'll find the old... Huh?
I'll scan my database to find out how to do it.
I'll scan my database to find out how to do it.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
I'm afraid you can't come to my house.
I'm afraid you can't come to my house.
I'm Barney! How come you don't know that?
I'm Barney! How come you don't know that?
I'm basically allergic to life.
I'm basically allergic to life.
I'm gonna destroy you.
I'm gonna destroy you.
I'm gonna destroy you. (GLITCHING)
I'm gonna destroy you. (GLITCHING)
I'm gonna destroy you. I'm gonna destroy you.
I'm gonna destroy you. I'm gonna destroy you.
I'm gonna get you out.
I'm gonna get you out.
I'm gonna take you home, okay?
I'm gonna take you home, okay?
I'm gonna tell you everything, Dad.
I'm gonna tell you everything, Dad.
I'm in so much trouble now.
I'm in so much trouble now.
I'm just really wheezy, guys. I've been running.
I'm just really wheezy, guys. I've been running.
I'm not afraid of the dark.
I'm not afraid of the dark.
I'm not meant to do that.
I'm not meant to do that.
I'm not so great at that either.
I'm not so great at that either.
I'm not supposed to have him. He has to be a secret.
I'm not supposed to have him. He has to be a secret.
I'm not... No. I'm not gonna dance.
I'm not... No. I'm not gonna dance.
I'm so sorry. You can't be here.
I'm so sorry. You can't be here.
I'm sorry, are you calling my son a liar?
I'm sorry, are you calling my son a liar?
I'm sorry. We're going right now. I just...
I'm sorry. We're going right now. I just...
I'm supposed to know everything about you.
I'm supposed to know everything about you.
I'm supposed to know everything about you.
I'm supposed to know everything about you.
I'm taking it back to the store.
I'm taking it back to the store.
I'm... I'm sure it's just a minor issue.
I'm... I'm sure it's just a minor issue.
I've got a friend, Dad!
I've got a friend, Dad!
If he can't do that, he's, like, literally pointless.
If he can't do that, he's, like, literally pointless.
If his mom were alive, she'd have known that.
If his mom were alive, she'd have known that.
If I don't do funny, uh, I got nothing.
If I don't do funny, uh, I got nothing.
If I please, please just let her go.
If I please, please just let her go.
If our share price goes any higher,
If our share price goes any higher,
If you don't ask, they can't say no.
If you don't ask, they can't say no.
If you go back, they will send you to the crusher.
If you go back, they will send you to the crusher.
In the universe! Hold on.
In the universe! Hold on.
Incorrect.
Incorrect.
Incorrect. I can shove with a compressive force capacity
Incorrect. I can shove with a compressive force capacity
Incorrect. I have no mega safety controls and stuff.
Incorrect. I have no mega safety controls and stuff.
Insane. Okay.
Insane. Okay.
Insert registered name is my best friend.
Insert registered name is my best friend.
Insert registered name.
Insert registered name.
Into dollars.
Into dollars.
Into the network.
Into the network.
Invite everyone. Except Savannah.
Invite everyone. Except Savannah.
Invite the whole class!
Invite the whole class!
Is a natural number greater than one
Is a natural number greater than one
Is always... I...
Is always... I...
Is on the Bubble network.
Is on the Bubble network.
Is this fun, Absalom?
Is this fun, Absalom?
Is this, like, a rave?
Is this, like, a rave?
It assaulted a child!
It assaulted a child!
It didn't assault him.
It didn't assault him.
It doesn't make me sad exactly 'cause I... I can't remember.
It doesn't make me sad exactly 'cause I... I can't remember.
It doesn't matter. 'Cause you are my friend.
It doesn't matter. 'Cause you are my friend.
It gets complicated.
It gets complicated.
It hit a cop?
It hit a cop?
It hit a cop. We can't put that on the box.
It hit a cop. We can't put that on the box.
It is by Zany Bogomil.
It is by Zany Bogomil.
It is them! I'd recognize those ears from space.
It is them! I'd recognize those ears from space.
It just a craze
It just a craze
It just keeps crashing on me.
It just keeps crashing on me.
It kind of makes things a lot worse.
It kind of makes things a lot worse.
It pooped me.
It pooped me.
It sounds like a giant snake. Or an evil clown!
It sounds like a giant snake. Or an evil clown!
It was hilarious, Barn. You thought it was a B Bot.
It was hilarious, Barn. You thought it was a B Bot.
It was just doing what I said.
It was just doing what I said.
It will be called
It will be called
It would be insane! I mean, amazing, but...
It would be insane! I mean, amazing, but...
It's a level 50 Easter egg, man.
It's a level 50 Easter egg, man.
It's against nature.
It's against nature.
It's at home, um, downloading my profile. (CHUCKLES)
It's at home, um, downloading my profile. (CHUCKLES)
It's beautiful. Like...
It's beautiful. Like...
It's getting to know you!
It's getting to know you!
It's gotta be here somewhere. Keep looking.
It's gotta be here somewhere. Keep looking.
It's his asthma. He can't breathe right.
It's his asthma. He can't breathe right.
It's Mad Max meets Sesame Street live streaming.
It's Mad Max meets Sesame Street live streaming.
It's my birthday, you dumb goat.
It's my birthday, you dumb goat.
It's my sad duty to announce
It's my sad duty to announce
It's nearly pickup!
It's nearly pickup!
It's night. The weather's getting worse.
It's night. The weather's getting worse.
It's okay, Dad. Not a problem.
It's okay, Dad. Not a problem.
It's okay. It's fine.
It's okay. It's fine.
It's our one chance. Now or never.
It's our one chance. Now or never.
It's violent, uncontrollable, and highly dangerous.
It's violent, uncontrollable, and highly dangerous.
It's weird.
It's weird.
It's what he really wanted.
It's what he really wanted.
It's what I imagined when I was his age.
It's what I imagined when I was his age.
It's, like, almost cool.
It's, like, almost cool.
JOSH: Uh, the cameras.
JOSH: Uh, the cameras.
Just follow me.
Just follow me.
Just go down here.
Just go down here.
Just hoping for a few people to share a bench with.
Just hoping for a few people to share a bench with.
Just in time. Good thing nobody saw it.
Just in time. Good thing nobody saw it.
Just please give it back.
Just please give it back.
Just stay.
Just stay.
Just talk to me, Barney.
Just talk to me, Barney.
Just to try to give him a life.
Just to try to give him a life.
Just you and me.
Just you and me.
K pop? Are you kidding me?
K pop? Are you kidding me?
Kicking around with a buddy.
Kicking around with a buddy.
Kids are the problem.
Kids are the problem.
KIDS: To the dark side! (LAUGHING)
KIDS: To the dark side! (LAUGHING)
KIDS: Whoa!
KIDS: Whoa!
Krrr, you can eat her!
Krrr, you can eat her!
Let it go, Rich.
Let it go, Rich.
Let's all go home.
Let's all go home.
Let's find some place to camp.
Let's find some place to camp.
Let's go home and check out your awesome rock collection.
Let's go home and check out your awesome rock collection.
Let's put some in.
Let's put some in.
Like all the same stuff as me, and you have to be on my side.
Like all the same stuff as me, and you have to be on my side.
Like and subscribe...
Like and subscribe...
Like last time we had party, remember?
Like last time we had party, remember?
Like pictures of his food or his wake up routine.
Like pictures of his food or his wake up routine.
Like, a lump of plastic just following you around.
Like, a lump of plastic just following you around.
Likes, uh...
Likes, uh...
Likes. Rocks, chess, Pac Man.
Likes. Rocks, chess, Pac Man.
List friends.
List friends.
Listen out for "Barney," "Rogue Bot,"
Listen out for "Barney," "Rogue Bot,"
Listen! Friendship is a two way street, okay?
Listen! Friendship is a two way street, okay?
Lived Absalom and his friend Alan, a generation one android.
Lived Absalom and his friend Alan, a generation one android.
Look at mine compared to yours!
Look at mine compared to yours!
Look, I'm taking you back to the Bubble store.
Look, I'm taking you back to the Bubble store.
Look! My best friend out of the box?
Look! My best friend out of the box?
Love you, guys.
Love you, guys.
Made with love. And our own goat wool.
Made with love. And our own goat wool.
Making friends face to face?
Making friends face to face?
Making friends is, like, what he's for.
Making friends is, like, what he's for.
MAN 1: What do you got for me, pal?
MAN 1: What do you got for me, pal?
MAN 1: Yeah? What about that one?
MAN 1: Yeah? What about that one?
MAN 2: Have you ever felt completely alone?
MAN 2: Have you ever felt completely alone?
MAN 2: Uh, that one fell out of my van earlier.
MAN 2: Uh, that one fell out of my van earlier.
MAN 2: We got five pads and some phones.
MAN 2: We got five pads and some phones.
MAN 2: You sure he's not back there?
MAN 2: You sure he's not back there?
MAN: (ON SPEAKER) Marc, they're ready.
MAN: (ON SPEAKER) Marc, they're ready.
MAN: Back in five,
MAN: Back in five,
MAN: He's getting away!
MAN: He's getting away!
MAN: Hey, dude. I think that was Poop Girl.
MAN: Hey, dude. I think that was Poop Girl.
MAN: Hey, stop! Come back! We just want the bot!
MAN: Hey, stop! Come back! We just want the bot!
MAN: Hey! Isn't that the kid?
MAN: Hey! Isn't that the kid?
MAN: Idiot!
MAN: Idiot!
MAN: Preschool forest.
MAN: Preschool forest.
MAN: Sorry, are we on the line? Is that...
MAN: Sorry, are we on the line? Is that...
MAN: Where is he?
MAN: Where is he?
Marc, what do we do?
Marc, what do we do?
MARC: Constant connection to the Bubble network.
MARC: Constant connection to the Bubble network.
MARC: Get me to Nonsuch.
MARC: Get me to Nonsuch.
MARC: Infinite downloadable skins!
MARC: Infinite downloadable skins!
MARC: Lights, sprinklers, air con, security doors.
MARC: Lights, sprinklers, air con, security doors.
MARC: My algorithm. What?
MARC: My algorithm. What?
MARC: Okay. This way.
MARC: Okay. This way.
MARC: Okay. To get Barney down into the cloud,
MARC: Okay. To get Barney down into the cloud,
MARC: Three sixty degree immersive projection.
MARC: Three sixty degree immersive projection.
MARC: Uploading the patch now!
MARC: Uploading the patch now!
MARC: You wanna meet it? Okay!
MARC: You wanna meet it? Okay!
Marc?
Marc?
Margaret will friend you
Margaret will friend you
Maybe being a guy who makes his friends out of skateboards
Maybe being a guy who makes his friends out of skateboards
Maybe he doesn't want a B Bot.
Maybe he doesn't want a B Bot.
Maybe it'll be okay.
Maybe it'll be okay.
Maybe just the basic model?
Maybe just the basic model?
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Maybe turn it off and on again?
Maybe turn it off and on again?
Maybe we could really do this.
Maybe we could really do this.
Maybe you do. But I've been kicked out.
Maybe you do. But I've been kicked out.
Me! Me! Me, me! Over here!
Me! Me! Me, me! Over here!
Mind if I leave it on?
Mind if I leave it on?
Mine, too!
Mine, too!
Minor? But the riot.
Minor? But the riot.
MISS THOMAS: So a prime number
MISS THOMAS: So a prime number
Mmm. Is all your gran's food this good?
Mmm. Is all your gran's food this good?
Mom, did you unplug my router again? I had Tokyo!
Mom, did you unplug my router again? I had Tokyo!
Mom! You're shorting the power out!
Mom! You're shorting the power out!
Move it along. Everybody outta here.
Move it along. Everybody outta here.
MR. CLEAVER: Pudowski!
MR. CLEAVER: Pudowski!
Mr. Takahashi? Are you there? Hello?
Mr. Takahashi? Are you there? Hello?
Must survive middle school.
Must survive middle school.
My aerial? No power in whole street?
My aerial? No power in whole street?
My algorithm for friendship.
My algorithm for friendship.
My algorithm totally ensures no...
My algorithm totally ensures no...
My B Bot.
My B Bot.
My dad bought you for me.
My dad bought you for me.
My friends call me...
My friends call me...
My garage, folks. My garage.
My garage, folks. My garage.
My goat eat your slap bracelet.
My goat eat your slap bracelet.
My pants are on backwards.
My pants are on backwards.
My post is such a hit, the whole company's following me.
My post is such a hit, the whole company's following me.
My registered name is Absalom,
My registered name is Absalom,
My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU. Does yours?
My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU. Does yours?
My solar battery function
My solar battery function
My solar battery function has not been uploaded.
My solar battery function has not been uploaded.
N... No. It... It's okay.
N... No. It... It's okay.
Nice and quiet, okay?
Nice and quiet, okay?
No big deal.
No big deal.
No matches.
No matches.
No Miss Thomas here, right, boys?
No Miss Thomas here, right, boys?
No one does paper these days. They send messages
No one does paper these days. They send messages
No one even knows we're here.
No one even knows we're here.
No one in Pudowski family have allergy.
No one in Pudowski family have allergy.
No one?
No one?
No one's coming to the party.
No one's coming to the party.
No problem!
No problem!
No problem!
No problem!
No problem!
No problem!
No problem.
No problem.
No problem.
No problem.
No, I, uh... Sorry.
No, I, uh... Sorry.
No, I'm good. I just...
No, I'm good. I just...
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. Come on. (GRUNTS)
No, no, no. Come on. (GRUNTS)
No, no, no. Hey, look. I've been thinking,
No, no, no. Hey, look. I've been thinking,
No, no, no. His code is fragmenting.
No, no, no. His code is fragmenting.
No, no, no. I designed them...
No, no, no. I designed them...
No, no, no. My name is Barney.
No, no, no. My name is Barney.
No, no, no. There's a lot more than that, Ron.
No, no, no. There's a lot more than that, Ron.
No, no, Ron. They'll... (GASPS)
No, no, Ron. They'll... (GASPS)
No, no. B Bots are incapable of violence.
No, no. B Bots are incapable of violence.
No, no. Sometimes, yes.
No, no. Sometimes, yes.
No, no. You can't go back. (COUGHS)
No, no. You can't go back. (COUGHS)
No, of course not. Barney, I invented B Bots.
No, of course not. Barney, I invented B Bots.
No, wait, wait. Where are you going?
No, wait, wait. Where are you going?
No, you can't do that.
No, you can't do that.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! (COUGHS, SPITS) But your path sucks!
No! (COUGHS, SPITS) But your path sucks!
No! A friend does not go through your stuff
No! A friend does not go through your stuff
No! Crushing is not fun! It means smushed, flattened...
No! Crushing is not fun! It means smushed, flattened...
No! It just... It doesn't work properly.
No! It just... It doesn't work properly.
No! No, no, no. You have to go before they come out for...
No! No, no, no. You have to go before they come out for...
No! No, you're not. I'm so sorry.
No! No, you're not. I'm so sorry.
No! Ron!
No! Ron!
No. Come back.
No. Come back.
No. I don't want you addicted to some device.
No. I don't want you addicted to some device.
No. It's mine. It was my birthday present.
No. It's mine. It was my birthday present.
No. No idea.
No. No idea.
No. No way.
No. No way.
No. No, no, no. Come on.
No. No, no, no. Come on.
No. No, no. No.
No. No, no. No.
No. Stay with me. Remember?
No. Stay with me. Remember?
No. There's nothing wrong with him.
No. There's nothing wrong with him.
No. We're just recording for training and monitoring purposes.
No. We're just recording for training and monitoring purposes.
No. You like electricity.
No. You like electricity.
No. You're coming with me.
No. You're coming with me.
Nonsuch Middle School.
Nonsuch Middle School.
Not daring to approach anyone?
Not daring to approach anyone?
Not fun. Okay.
Not fun. Okay.
Not on top now, Noah.
Not on top now, Noah.
Nothing, Ms. Hartley.
Nothing, Ms. Hartley.
Now I know what's wrong with him.
Now I know what's wrong with him.
Now or never.
Now or never.
Now you have friends to sit with on a bench at recess.
Now you have friends to sit with on a bench at recess.
Now, I'm your best friend out of the box, Absalom!
Now, I'm your best friend out of the box, Absalom!
Now, when someone comes along, talk to them about a hobby.
Now, when someone comes along, talk to them about a hobby.
Of course they're in the corridors.
Of course they're in the corridors.
Of course, yes, Andrew.
Of course, yes, Andrew.
Of your inhalers.
Of your inhalers.
OFFICER: Give it here!
OFFICER: Give it here!
OFFICER: Let's take some details.
OFFICER: Let's take some details.
Oh, Australia's waking up. G'day, guys.
Oh, Australia's waking up. G'day, guys.
Oh, Barney!
Oh, Barney!
Oh, Barney.
Oh, Barney.
Oh, Barney. I love new friend B Bot.
Oh, Barney. I love new friend B Bot.
Oh, come on! Really, guys?
Oh, come on! Really, guys?
Oh, cool.
Oh, cool.
Oh, great.
Oh, great.
Oh, great. Cool!
Oh, great. Cool!
Oh, hey, guys.
Oh, hey, guys.
Oh, hi, Barney. Good day?
Oh, hi, Barney. Good day?
Oh, if I just ram this up power outlet...
Oh, if I just ram this up power outlet...
Oh, Mom. I work round the clock selling novelty junk
Oh, Mom. I work round the clock selling novelty junk
Oh, my gosh! That's me, that's me!
Oh, my gosh! That's me, that's me!
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, Ron. I'm so sorry. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, no, Ron. I'm so sorry. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, no. Ron.
Oh, no. Ron.
Oh, no. Where are you? Barney Pudowski.
Oh, no. Where are you? Barney Pudowski.
Oh, Ron. You're right about the dark.
Oh, Ron. You're right about the dark.
Oh, wow. I found it. (BLOWS) Nice!
Oh, wow. I found it. (BLOWS) Nice!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh! (CHUCKLES) Okay. Uh...
Oh! (CHUCKLES) Okay. Uh...
Oh! Finally, buddy.
Oh! Finally, buddy.
Oh! I just put Bubble in my GPS.
Oh! I just put Bubble in my GPS.
Oh! Oh, and knees up, knees up.
Oh! Oh, and knees up, knees up.
Oh! Okay. (CHUCKLES)
Oh! Okay. (CHUCKLES)
Oh! Ooh.
Oh! Ooh.
Oh! That party.
Oh! That party.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. A rock.
Oh. A rock.
Oh. My bad.
Oh. My bad.
Oh. Uh...
Oh. Uh...
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, Absalom.
Okay, Absalom.
Okay, Barney.
Okay, Barney.
Okay, Bubble booble. Let's go get Ron.
Okay, Bubble booble. Let's go get Ron.
Okay, come on.
Okay, come on.
Okay, everybody out. Paws in the air.
Okay, everybody out. Paws in the air.
Okay, great. Let me look into that.
Okay, great. Let me look into that.
Okay, hi, um, everyone in the world.
Okay, hi, um, everyone in the world.
Okay, key light, Malibu filter.
Okay, key light, Malibu filter.
Okay, Ron. How to be my friend.
Okay, Ron. How to be my friend.
Okay, sorry. My bad.
Okay, sorry. My bad.
Okay, sure.
Okay, sure.
Okay, what do I do?
Okay, what do I do?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Both of you, hands where I can see 'em.
Okay. Both of you, hands where I can see 'em.
Okay. Buy 10,000 mechbucks.
Okay. Buy 10,000 mechbucks.
Okay. Everybody out.
Okay. Everybody out.
Okay. Go to sleep. Power down. Power down.
Okay. Go to sleep. Power down. Power down.
Okay. Great.
Okay. Great.
Okay. Here's our story.
Okay. Here's our story.
Okay. Hold on tight, guys. You're all getting a Ron!
Okay. Hold on tight, guys. You're all getting a Ron!
Okay. Location. GPS. Uh... Get up the grid.
Okay. Location. GPS. Uh... Get up the grid.
Okay. Moving on!
Okay. Moving on!
Okay. Now I'm your best friend.
Okay. Now I'm your best friend.
Okay. Then just stay that way, all right?
Okay. Then just stay that way, all right?
Okay. This thing is dangerous.
Okay. This thing is dangerous.
Okay. Unicorn poo.
Okay. Unicorn poo.
On my own, on the edge of the yard,
On my own, on the edge of the yard,
On the way home.
On the way home.
Once upon a time in Addis Ababa,
Once upon a time in Addis Ababa,
Once, I mend my own hernia with bread knife and vodka.
Once, I mend my own hernia with bread knife and vodka.
One hundred million units sold!
One hundred million units sold!
One of these trees must have a power outlet or something, right?
One of these trees must have a power outlet or something, right?
Oof! Yeah. But here's the good news.
Oof! Yeah. But here's the good news.
Oops! (CHUCKLES)
Oops! (CHUCKLES)
Or burn it or melt it or dismember Mr. Bunky.
Or burn it or melt it or dismember Mr. Bunky.
Or like the same stuff as him.
Or like the same stuff as him.
Over the last 32 historic hours.
Over the last 32 historic hours.
Ow! It shocked me!
Ow! It shocked me!
Ow. (GASPING)
Ow. (GASPING)
Pat down? (CHUCKLES)
Pat down? (CHUCKLES)
People are calling the bot a hero!
People are calling the bot a hero!
People don't mend stuff anymore, Gran.
People don't mend stuff anymore, Gran.
People get lost in those woods and never come out.
People get lost in those woods and never come out.
PEOPLE: 93, 94, 95, 96,
PEOPLE: 93, 94, 95, 96,
Pff. So access the security cameras.
Pff. So access the security cameras.
Phew.
Phew.
Pick me! Please!
Pick me! Please!
Please connec... Connec...
Please connec... Connec...
Please connec... Connec... Connec... Connec...
Please connec... Connec... Connec... Connec...
Please connect me to the Bubble network,
Please connect me to the Bubble network,
Please connect me to the Bubble network.
Please connect me to the Bubble network.
Please connect me to the Bubble network.
Please connect me to the Bubble network.
Please connect me to the Bubble network.
Please connect me to the Bubble network.
Please connect me to the Bubble network.
Please connect me to the Bubble network.
Please don't tell anyone this time.
Please don't tell anyone this time.
Please let me stream the reveal, bro, please?
Please let me stream the reveal, bro, please?
Please select a name from my internal database.
Please select a name from my internal database.
Please slap my hand to show we are bonding.
Please slap my hand to show we are bonding.
Please slap my hand to show we are bonding.
Please slap my hand to show we are bonding.
Please.
Please.
Poop Girl. That's...
Poop Girl. That's...
Power down, power down!
Power down, power down!
Principal's office. Now!
Principal's office. Now!
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
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Pudowski Novelty Exports International
Pudowski Novelty Exports International
Pudowski!
Pudowski!
Pudowski. Oak Hill Drive.
Pudowski. Oak Hill Drive.
Pudowskis are brave and strong.
Pudowskis are brave and strong.
Pushes up into the chamber.
Pushes up into the chamber.
Quick! (YELPS)
Quick! (YELPS)
Really? You need a B Bot
Really? You need a B Bot
RECEPTIONIST: (GRUNTS) Come on!
RECEPTIONIST: (GRUNTS) Come on!
RECEPTIONIST: Just log in, sir.
RECEPTIONIST: Just log in, sir.
Recess will not suck.
Recess will not suck.
Recess.
Recess.
Recess.
Recess.
Recess. Now known as 20 minutes of extra math.
Recess. Now known as 20 minutes of extra math.
Removing Mr. Bunky's head
Removing Mr. Bunky's head
Required a breaking point of 7.6 newton.
Required a breaking point of 7.6 newton.
Returning myself to the facility.
Returning myself to the facility.
Rich, come back!
Rich, come back!
RICH: Alex, Jayden!
RICH: Alex, Jayden!
RICH: Check his lungs for a pulse or something.
RICH: Check his lungs for a pulse or something.
RICH: Hey, bros. Ho ho ho ho.
RICH: Hey, bros. Ho ho ho ho.
RICH: Snack!
RICH: Snack!
RICH: Someone call the police!
RICH: Someone call the police!
RICH: Yeah! Go get
RICH: Yeah! Go get
RICH: Yo, guys, he's over here.
RICH: Yo, guys, he's over here.
RICH: Yo, Sav. Who's lame now?
RICH: Yo, Sav. Who's lame now?
Rich!
Rich!
RICH'S BOT: Contacting local law enforcement.
RICH'S BOT: Contacting local law enforcement.
RICH'S BOT: I don't like you.
RICH'S BOT: I don't like you.
RICH'S BOT: Unlock.
RICH'S BOT: Unlock.
Right back to the time in the garage
Right back to the time in the garage
Right.
Right.
Right. Fine.
Right. Fine.
Ron Bintscatsco.
Ron Bintscatsco.
Ron never had my algorithm.
Ron never had my algorithm.
Ron, come back. (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
Ron, come back. (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
Ron, I'm coming!
Ron, I'm coming!
Ron, it's you!
Ron, it's you!
Ron, what are you...
Ron, what are you...
Ron, you did it! Yes! (CHUCKLES)
Ron, you did it! Yes! (CHUCKLES)
RON: Access denied.
RON: Access denied.
RON: Adios, registered name Absalom.
RON: Adios, registered name Absalom.
RON: Barney, are you my friend?
RON: Barney, are you my friend?
RON: Barney, are you my friend?
RON: Barney, are you my friend?
RON: But you are having a bad day.
RON: But you are having a bad day.
RON: He gets hungry like you.
RON: He gets hungry like you.
RON: I am literally pointless.
RON: I am literally pointless.
RON: I prefer electricity.
RON: I prefer electricity.
RON: It will be fun.
RON: It will be fun.
RON: List relations.
RON: List relations.
RON: Mm!
RON: Mm!
RON: Not, not your friends.
RON: Not, not your friends.
RON: Widowed dads, downer!
RON: Widowed dads, downer!
RON: You will.
RON: You will.
Ron!
Ron!
Ron!
Ron!
Ron!
Ron!
Ron!
Ron!
Ron! (SCREAMS)
Ron! (SCREAMS)
Ron! That's way too big for a stick!
Ron! That's way too big for a stick!
Ron! Wait!
Ron! Wait!
Ron! We have to go!
Ron! We have to go!
Ron! What are you doing here?
Ron! What are you doing here?
Ron! You're okay!
Ron! You're okay!
Ron?
Ron?
Ron?
Ron?
Ron. (WHEEZES)
Ron. (WHEEZES)
Ron. Hey, wait. Stop! Stop, stop.
Ron. Hey, wait. Stop! Stop, stop.
Ron. Wait, where are you going?
Ron. Wait, where are you going?
Safety settings, parental controls, account limits, all off!
Safety settings, parental controls, account limits, all off!
SALLY SQUIRREL: (SINGING) ♪ Let's learn where we... ♪
SALLY SQUIRREL: (SINGING) ♪ Let's learn where we... ♪
Savannah and Rich. For real.
Savannah and Rich. For real.
Savannah, please don't tell anyone.
Savannah, please don't tell anyone.
SAVANNAH: Do you see that? Oh, my gosh!
SAVANNAH: Do you see that? Oh, my gosh!
SAVANNAH: He's hurt. He needs help.
SAVANNAH: He's hurt. He needs help.
SAVANNAH: Hey, hey. (SCREAMING)
SAVANNAH: Hey, hey. (SCREAMING)
SAVANNAH: I'm @theSavannahMeads.
SAVANNAH: I'm @theSavannahMeads.
SAVANNAH: Mr. Pudowski, Mr. Pudowski, he's over here.
SAVANNAH: Mr. Pudowski, Mr. Pudowski, he's over here.
SAVANNAH: Over here!
SAVANNAH: Over here!
SAVANNAH: What is it?
SAVANNAH: What is it?
SAVANNAH: Wow, Barney. It's your birthday.
SAVANNAH: Wow, Barney. It's your birthday.
Savannah. What's going on?
Savannah. What's going on?
Scratches neck 14.5 times a day.
Scratches neck 14.5 times a day.
Searching for "Barney likes pranks."
Searching for "Barney likes pranks."
See? That's what it did at my house.
See? That's what it did at my house.
See? This is it!
See? This is it!
Selfie!
Selfie!
Send it to the crusher!
Send it to the crusher!
Seriously, Ron?
Seriously, Ron?
Seriously?
Seriously?
Seriously? Dude, it's your birthday
Seriously? Dude, it's your birthday
Server room. Fingerprint recognition.
Server room. Fingerprint recognition.
Seventeen degrees below the melting point
Seventeen degrees below the melting point
Shall I complete my download?
Shall I complete my download?
Shayne likes low priced alcohol and conspiracy theories.
Shayne likes low priced alcohol and conspiracy theories.
She real friend.
She real friend.
She was returned to the facility?
She was returned to the facility?
She's rewiring los electricos.
She's rewiring los electricos.
Shh.
Shh.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Since when did this stuff matter?
Since when did this stuff matter?
Sir, this isn't a Bubble Store. This is HQ.
Sir, this isn't a Bubble Store. This is HQ.
SITA: It's them! They're safe.
SITA: It's them! They're safe.
So I re installed the algorithm...
So I re installed the algorithm...
So it's basically kind of the apocalypse, but fun!
So it's basically kind of the apocalypse, but fun!
So take me there and get me in!
So take me there and get me in!
So we can sell them stuff.
So we can sell them stuff.
So we can sell them stuff. I hate kids!
So we can sell them stuff. I hate kids!
So what about the B Bot that punched a child?
So what about the B Bot that punched a child?
So, here we go... Ta da!
So, here we go... Ta da!
So, I'm gonna teach you to be my friend.
So, I'm gonna teach you to be my friend.
So, later I wanna talk to you guys
So, later I wanna talk to you guys
So, please welcome back
So, please welcome back
So, this is it. (CHUCKLES)
So, this is it. (CHUCKLES)
So, today, Mr. Takahashi,
So, today, Mr. Takahashi,
So, workers, colleagues, shareholders.
So, workers, colleagues, shareholders.
So, you see how the magma from the upper mantle
So, you see how the magma from the upper mantle
So, you're into rocks? (CHUCKLES) That's nice.
So, you're into rocks? (CHUCKLES) That's nice.
Some kids check in with their bots
Some kids check in with their bots
Sometimes kid protect grown up.
Sometimes kid protect grown up.
Son, (SIGHS) we're a little worried about you.
Son, (SIGHS) we're a little worried about you.
Sorry, he's with me.
Sorry, he's with me.
Sorry, Rich. I have...
Sorry, Rich. I have...
Sorry, Savannah. (COUGHS) Nice pool.
Sorry, Savannah. (COUGHS) Nice pool.
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
Sorry. Jayden's not available right now.
Sorry. Jayden's not available right now.
Sorry. Just, um... Uh...
Sorry. Just, um... Uh...
Spread out. Find the rogue.
Spread out. Find the rogue.
STACEY: It's trending in 13 countries!
STACEY: It's trending in 13 countries!
Standing on the edge of things, so awkward,
Standing on the edge of things, so awkward,
Stay friends.
Stay friends.
Stay here and learn stuff.
Stay here and learn stuff.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay.
Stick to your screens.
Stick to your screens.
Sticking it to the man!
Sticking it to the man!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop! Stop saying that! It's not my name.
Stop! Stop saying that! It's not my name.
Stop! What is wrong with you? Gran!
Stop! What is wrong with you? Gran!
STUDENT 3: It's gonna get weird.
STUDENT 3: It's gonna get weird.
STUDENT: That was awesome!
STUDENT: That was awesome!
Sure, Andrew.
Sure, Andrew.
Sure. It was fine.
Sure. It was fine.
Sure. Why else do we collect it?
Sure. Why else do we collect it?
Sweet justice pie.
Sweet justice pie.
Take it away! It's crazy!
Take it away! It's crazy!
Take it from me, Rich. Fame is overrated.
Take it from me, Rich. Fame is overrated.
Tell me something about you. I never asked.
Tell me something about you. I never asked.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much! And Gran.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much! And Gran.
Thank you. Hey, guys. Savannah here.
Thank you. Hey, guys. Savannah here.
Thanks for the ride. Oh!
Thanks for the ride. Oh!
Thanks, Dad. (SNEEZES) And Gran.
Thanks, Dad. (SNEEZES) And Gran.
Thanks, Ron. You fixed me.
Thanks, Ron. You fixed me.
Thanks. (CHUCKLES)
Thanks. (CHUCKLES)
Thanks. Uh...
Thanks. Uh...
That bot is Barney's best friend, dude.
That bot is Barney's best friend, dude.
That cannot be divided by any number.
That cannot be divided by any number.
That is sad and also tragic.
That is sad and also tragic.
That is weird.
That is weird.
That it makes me strong enough to deal with anything.
That it makes me strong enough to deal with anything.
That the shareholders have wisely agreed
That the shareholders have wisely agreed
That was awesome, okay.
That was awesome, okay.
That was Barney's wake up routine!
That was Barney's wake up routine!
That was when I was, like, two.
That was when I was, like, two.
That way is good.
That way is good.
That way is good.
That way is good.
That would mean they know I exist.
That would mean they know I exist.
That you're not gonna be one of the cool kids.
That you're not gonna be one of the cool kids.
That... No. But...
That... No. But...
That's his code?
That's his code?
That's how come he hit you, dude!
That's how come he hit you, dude!
That's how you do... (GRUNTS)
That's how you do... (GRUNTS)
That's impossible. So, I don't believe you.
That's impossible. So, I don't believe you.
That's it. You are dead meat, Pudowski!
That's it. You are dead meat, Pudowski!
That's not right.
That's not right.
That's our chance.
That's our chance.
That's owls, Savannah. I promise!
That's owls, Savannah. I promise!
That's Savannah's house!
That's Savannah's house!
That's the patch.
That's the patch.
That's who I'm gonna be for my whole life.
That's who I'm gonna be for my whole life.
That's why I like rocks.
That's why I like rocks.
The answer to your question
The answer to your question
The B Bot.
The B Bot.
The B Bots know everything about them.
The B Bots know everything about them.
The best one. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
The best one. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
The Brother Bouncy car monk.
The Brother Bouncy car monk.
The BuddyBench.
The BuddyBench.
The code that drives your new best friend,
The code that drives your new best friend,
The data cables inside lead to down to the cloud.
The data cables inside lead to down to the cloud.
The day that we at Bubble
The day that we at Bubble
The kids love 'em.
The kids love 'em.
The last time any of them came to my house,
The last time any of them came to my house,
The new number one on the high five charts.
The new number one on the high five charts.
The one that saved my life, remember?
The one that saved my life, remember?
The only friend you'll ever need!
The only friend you'll ever need!
The other one. (FAKE COUGHS)
The other one. (FAKE COUGHS)
The point being?
The point being?
The settings have not been uploaded.
The settings have not been uploaded.
The settings have not been uploaded.
The settings have not been uploaded.
The settings have not been uploaded.
The settings have not been uploaded.
The store made an error. They squished Sally Squirrel.
The store made an error. They squished Sally Squirrel.
The video was posted by @theSavannahMeads.
The video was posted by @theSavannahMeads.
The world's very first Bubble Bot.
The world's very first Bubble Bot.
Their heads go all the way around.
Their heads go all the way around.
Then we sue the kids for misuse of product
Then we sue the kids for misuse of product
There are evil clowns in there, Barney.
There are evil clowns in there, Barney.
There are no friends in the shed.
There are no friends in the shed.
There are no friends in the shed.
There are no friends in the shed.
There are no friends in the woods.
There are no friends in the woods.
There are two million servers with a zettabyte of data.
There are two million servers with a zettabyte of data.
There aren't any. It's the woods.
There aren't any. It's the woods.
There he is! Logan!
There he is! Logan!
There was Mom, too, of course.
There was Mom, too, of course.
There's a spider. Literally, like, this big!
There's a spider. Literally, like, this big!
There's nothing wrong with our B Bots. It's kids.
There's nothing wrong with our B Bots. It's kids.
There's something wrong with it, Gran.
There's something wrong with it, Gran.
These are great.
These are great.
They are not having fun.
They are not having fun.
They blame him for the riot. I have to protect him.
They blame him for the riot. I have to protect him.
They can't lock me out. I'm the CEO of Bubble.
They can't lock me out. I'm the CEO of Bubble.
They didn't find it.
They didn't find it.
They have mega safety controls and stuff.
They have mega safety controls and stuff.
They just take it back and...
They just take it back and...
They live in the woods,
They live in the woods,
They need to upgrade to a Ron. (CHUCKLES)
They need to upgrade to a Ron. (CHUCKLES)
They were my friends just because they lived nearby.
They were my friends just because they lived nearby.
They what? It wasn't my fault.
They what? It wasn't my fault.
They'll send you to the crusher.
They'll send you to the crusher.
They'll take you forever.
They'll take you forever.
They're funny, man.
They're funny, man.
They're having fun!
They're having fun!
They're in the woods. I have to meet Ron and Barney.
They're in the woods. I have to meet Ron and Barney.
They're just code. A trick.
They're just code. A trick.
They're my dream. Connection and friendship.
They're my dream. Connection and friendship.
They've blocked me?
They've blocked me?
Think, think, think.
Think, think, think.
This friend shared your breakfast and liked it.
This friend shared your breakfast and liked it.
This goats smells.
This goats smells.
This is @theSavannahMeads.
This is @theSavannahMeads.
This is finally it!
This is finally it!
This is gonna work, Barney. You'll see.
This is gonna work, Barney. You'll see.
This is not fun, okay?
This is not fun, okay?
This is what it's all been for.
This is what it's all been for.
This is why we're here, Ellie. To find you some new friends.
This is why we're here, Ellie. To find you some new friends.
This is your girl, signing off.
This is your girl, signing off.
This real food.
This real food.
This tiny bald man likes your picture so much,
This tiny bald man likes your picture so much,
This took a turn, and we gotta get out of here.
This took a turn, and we gotta get out of here.
This way, please.
This way, please.
Three month wait?
Three month wait?
Three months it's been like this. Come back.
Three months it's been like this. Come back.
Three people actually like science? Wow.
Three people actually like science? Wow.
Three to the power of eight minus eleven.
Three to the power of eight minus eleven.
To a whole new world of connection.
To a whole new world of connection.
To all the users of the Bubble network?
To all the users of the Bubble network?
To fire Marc Wydell.
To fire Marc Wydell.
To have a social life these days?
To have a social life these days?
To just run into my dad's room and tell him...
To just run into my dad's room and tell him...
Toast. But only for breakfast.
Toast. But only for breakfast.
Today, your best friend out of the box becomes...
Today, your best friend out of the box becomes...
Tomorrow afternoon, all the workers
Tomorrow afternoon, all the workers
Turn on the mics, too.
Turn on the mics, too.
Twelve hours? Twelve days? Twelve years?
Twelve hours? Twelve days? Twelve years?
Twenty five million friends love...
Twenty five million friends love...
Twenty thousand friends love...
Twenty thousand friends love...
Two hundred and twenty five million Rons out there!
Two hundred and twenty five million Rons out there!
Two way street, right?
Two way street, right?
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh! Really.
Ugh! Really.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh, Andrew. He's in the building.
Uh, Andrew. He's in the building.
Uh, Andrew. There's someone inside the cloud.
Uh, Andrew. There's someone inside the cloud.
Uh, desk, desk.
Uh, desk, desk.
Uh, how? You're not online?
Uh, how? You're not online?
Uh, I'll be one minute.
Uh, I'll be one minute.
Uh, it's not actually on the network.
Uh, it's not actually on the network.
Uh, let's send out a patch.
Uh, let's send out a patch.
Uh, next question.
Uh, next question.
Uh, nowhere.
Uh, nowhere.
Uh, thanks, Dad. I'm good.
Uh, thanks, Dad. I'm good.
Uh, the algorithm may need adjusting.
Uh, the algorithm may need adjusting.
Uh, there's a guy in reception.
Uh, there's a guy in reception.
Uh, upgrade them so they'd all be like you?
Uh, upgrade them so they'd all be like you?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... Come on, Barney. What are they doing?
Uh... Come on, Barney. What are they doing?
Uh... Uh...
Uh... Uh...
Uh... Uh...
Uh... Uh...
Uh... Um...
Uh... Um...
Uh... What is this?
Uh... What is this?
Um, actually, the thing is...
Um, actually, the thing is...
Um, reboot... Wait!
Um, reboot... Wait!
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Un fix him. It's not him!
Un fix him. It's not him!
Unless I say not to.
Unless I say not to.
Unless they sign a binding yada, yada,
Unless they sign a binding yada, yada,
Use B Bots to spy?
Use B Bots to spy?
Use the recycler.
Use the recycler.
Video not found.
Video not found.
Wait. Since when did you even have a B Bot?
Wait. Since when did you even have a B Bot?
Wait. They'll help me, but...
Wait. They'll help me, but...
Wait. This isn't Ron. What did you do to him?
Wait. This isn't Ron. What did you do to him?
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Walking around the world,
Walking around the world,
We are streaming live from Bubble HQ.
We are streaming live from Bubble HQ.
We blame everything on the rogue.
We blame everything on the rogue.
We buy the station and replace it with cat videos,
We buy the station and replace it with cat videos,
We can fix it.
We can fix it.
We can't give up.
We can't give up.
We did not fix me. I did not fit in.
We did not fix me. I did not fit in.
We got an address from the school.
We got an address from the school.
We got him.
We got him.
We gotta get to school!
We gotta get to school!
We gotta run right now!
We gotta run right now!
We have 43 new friends.
We have 43 new friends.
We keep this low key, people. Discreet.
We keep this low key, people. Discreet.
We need to destroy it.
We need to destroy it.
We performed a complimentary in store crushing.
We performed a complimentary in store crushing.
We set fire to them.
We set fire to them.
We should try across town tomorrow.
We should try across town tomorrow.
We take a huge leap
We take a huge leap
We think the safety controls are off on all the bots.
We think the safety controls are off on all the bots.
We track every B Bot.
We track every B Bot.
We'd be toast.
We'd be toast.
We'll cover security and, uh, stuff.
We'll cover security and, uh, stuff.
We'll find him. Wherever he is in that Podunk town!
We'll find him. Wherever he is in that Podunk town!
We'll go to the crusher together.
We'll go to the crusher together.
We'll have to break in past security
We'll have to break in past security
We'll have to give it a space suit. (SLURPS DRINK)
We'll have to give it a space suit. (SLURPS DRINK)
We'll just have to go. Forget it.
We'll just have to go. Forget it.
We'll return it to the facility, run some tests.
We'll return it to the facility, run some tests.
We're about to be shamed by a whole other hemisphere.
We're about to be shamed by a whole other hemisphere.
We're at her school now.
We're at her school now.
We're checking with his, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
We're checking with his, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
We're coming, brother. Hang on there!
We're coming, brother. Hang on there!
We're going to, uh, "Nowhere" to have fun with me.
We're going to, uh, "Nowhere" to have fun with me.
We're right here. In the middle of the network.
We're right here. In the middle of the network.
We've done our best. Let's call it a night.
We've done our best. Let's call it a night.
We've finally done it. We've ended sleep.
We've finally done it. We've ended sleep.
We've got nothing on him. He hasn't friended anyone.
We've got nothing on him. He hasn't friended anyone.
We've got thousands of kids complaining their bots won't do the same stuff!
We've got thousands of kids complaining their bots won't do the same stuff!
We've got thousands of parents complaining about B Bot safety.
We've got thousands of parents complaining about B Bot safety.
We've known Barney since we were little.
We've known Barney since we were little.
Weep, trollboy, I am fire!
Weep, trollboy, I am fire!
Welcome to the future of friendship.
Welcome to the future of friendship.
Well, a friend is a person who, uh,
Well, a friend is a person who, uh,
Well, he... he doesn't really have any.
Well, he... he doesn't really have any.
Well, we made 100 million new friends,
Well, we made 100 million new friends,
Well, we're not not your friends.
Well, we're not not your friends.
Well, yeah! Or, fun fact,
Well, yeah! Or, fun fact,
Wha... Dad! Oh, Dad!
Wha... Dad! Oh, Dad!
What about Uncle Boris?
What about Uncle Boris?
What are they?
What are they?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you into, huh? Electricity?
What are you into, huh? Electricity?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What happened?
What happened?
What have you done to my room?
What have you done to my room?
What if you could have one perfect friend
What if you could have one perfect friend
What is a Barney?
What is a Barney?
What is a friend, Barney?
What is a friend, Barney?
What is a truck? Is it an airplane,
What is a truck? Is it an airplane,
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is school?
What is school?
What is that?
What is that?
What is this? Stalinist Russia?
What is this? Stalinist Russia?
What is your plan? Is it,
What is your plan? Is it,
What post?
What post?
What riot? We hose down the Internet.
What riot? We hose down the Internet.
What the heck are you talking about?
What the heck are you talking about?
What the...? (GRUNTS)
What the...? (GRUNTS)
What time your friends come, Barney?
What time your friends come, Barney?
What was the point of even...?
What was the point of even...?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Dumb bot.
What? Dumb bot.
What? I said he has to be a secret.
What? I said he has to be a secret.
What? It can't be!
What? It can't be!
What? It's him, isn't it?
What? It's him, isn't it?
What? Really? (CHUCKLES) You're insane!
What? Really? (CHUCKLES) You're insane!
What? Ron, no! You have to hide.
What? Ron, no! You have to hide.
What? That evil profit sucking thing!
What? That evil profit sucking thing!
What? Why on earth would you do that?
What? Why on earth would you do that?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's she doing now?
What's she doing now?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
When you were six.
When you were six.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where Bubble started.
Where Bubble started.
Where did they go?
Where did they go?
Where even are we?
Where even are we?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is Ron? If you crushed him...
Where is Ron? If you crushed him...
Where is your snotty little brat?
Where is your snotty little brat?
Where were we?
Where were we?
Who are you people? An improv troupe?
Who are you people? An improv troupe?
Who cares? Neither do I.
Who cares? Neither do I.
Who likes rocks?
Who likes rocks?
Who thinks you're awesome, who can help you find friends
Who thinks you're awesome, who can help you find friends
Who's your favorite movie star? The Rock?
Who's your favorite movie star? The Rock?
Whoa ho ho! No, no. Cheeky.
Whoa ho ho! No, no. Cheeky.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this?
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! (LAUGHING)
Whoa! (LAUGHING)
Whoa! It works! BubblePay has no limits!
Whoa! It works! BubblePay has no limits!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa... What?
Whoa... What?
Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
Whoo hoo hoo! You got it! You got the six feet!
Whoo hoo hoo! You got it! You got the six feet!
Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo! Etcetera.
Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo! Etcetera.
Whoo hoo! Yeah!
Whoo hoo! Yeah!
Whoo hoo! Yeah! Top of the leaderboard!
Whoo hoo! Yeah! Top of the leaderboard!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! (ECHOES)
Whoo! (ECHOES)
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
Whoo! Wanna follow me, Sav?
Whoo! Wanna follow me, Sav?
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo. (CHUCKLES)
Whoo. (CHUCKLES)
Why did you hit me?
Why did you hit me?
Why didn't he come to me?
Why didn't he come to me?
Why don't you save your battery by getting off my back?
Why don't you save your battery by getting off my back?
Why don't you sing that song with Freak bot?
Why don't you sing that song with Freak bot?
Why is there mud on your wheels?
Why is there mud on your wheels?
Will be watching Andrew in the launchitorium.
Will be watching Andrew in the launchitorium.
Will she set us on fire again?
Will she set us on fire again?
Will you come to my secret shed and like him?
Will you come to my secret shed and like him?
Will you go talk to Barney? He loves rocks.
Will you go talk to Barney? He loves rocks.
With 100 million inhabitants,
With 100 million inhabitants,
With an approximate weight mass of 360...
With an approximate weight mass of 360...
With their B Bots.
With their B Bots.
With what that would do to our share price.
With what that would do to our share price.
Within six feet of every young consumer in the country.
Within six feet of every young consumer in the country.
WOMAN: Barney?
WOMAN: Barney?
WOMAN: We've located the kid.
WOMAN: We've located the kid.
Would you give it back, please?
Would you give it back, please?
Would you like to comment on this picture, old woman?
Would you like to comment on this picture, old woman?
Would you like to friend @theSavannahMeads?
Would you like to friend @theSavannahMeads?
Wow, that's so minimalistic. It's like a blank canvas.
Wow, that's so minimalistic. It's like a blank canvas.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Rock hammers.
Wow. Rock hammers.
Yeah, I did. Always. Used to.
Yeah, I did. Always. Used to.
Yeah, I went to Space Camp last year!
Yeah, I went to Space Camp last year!
Yeah, right. Should I friend Barney?
Yeah, right. Should I friend Barney?
Yeah, sure, Barn. Take it.
Yeah, sure, Barn. Take it.
Yeah, uh huh. White.
Yeah, uh huh. White.
Yeah, we... we chatted earlier.
Yeah, we... we chatted earlier.
Yeah, we're on it!
Yeah, we're on it!
Yeah. I know.
Yeah. I know.
Yeah. It's great.
Yeah. It's great.
Yeah. No.
Yeah. No.
Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm in your shot.
Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm in your shot.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's... it's a waste of money.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's... it's a waste of money.
Yes, hello!
Yes, hello!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, you do! It's Absalom.
Yes, you do! It's Absalom.
Yes! Ha ha! Love it! (ECHOES)
Yes! Ha ha! Love it! (ECHOES)
Yes! I'm in.
Yes! I'm in.
Yes. Yes! Do that!
Yes. Yes! Do that!
Yesterday was sick, right?
Yesterday was sick, right?
Yo, I can see its ro butt.
Yo, I can see its ro butt.
Yo, I got the whole thing, bro.
Yo, I got the whole thing, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, make him dance.
Yo, yo, yo, make him dance.
Yo. Why does it look like that?
Yo. Why does it look like that?
You always did love your rocks.
You always did love your rocks.
You and me, we got him in trouble.
You and me, we got him in trouble.
You and me.
You and me.
You are Barney's friend.
You are Barney's friend.
You are dead meat.
You are dead meat.
You are so annoying 43.8% of the time.
You are so annoying 43.8% of the time.
You are so annoying!
You are so annoying!
You ask and all say no?
You ask and all say no?
You bet! (GASPS)
You bet! (GASPS)
You brought in a baby?
You brought in a baby?
You can access them all? Um, yeah!
You can access them all? Um, yeah!
You can be anything in the world?
You can be anything in the world?
You can't just take it. It's mine!
You can't just take it. It's mine!
You can't take him. We won't let you!
You can't take him. We won't let you!
You come to his birthday party.
You come to his birthday party.
You don't know what school is?
You don't know what school is?
You don't need the sticker. Just come!
You don't need the sticker. Just come!
You don't wanna spend your whole life
You don't wanna spend your whole life
You get out of here.
You get out of here.
You get peace and quiet.
You get peace and quiet.
You give a child an hour of screen time,
You give a child an hour of screen time,
You got eyes, kid?
You got eyes, kid?
You got it from a man in an alley?
You got it from a man in an alley?
You got me in trouble. That's your fault, man.
You got me in trouble. That's your fault, man.
You got me one!
You got me one!
You got this on the live, bro?
You got this on the live, bro?
You gotta fit in.
You gotta fit in.
You have 0.2 friends.
You have 0.2 friends.
You have 0.85 friends.
You have 0.85 friends.
You have five new friends.
You have five new friends.
You have got this!
You have got this!
You have his friends around, all hell breaks loose!
You have his friends around, all hell breaks loose!
You have not shared 29 friend invites.
You have not shared 29 friend invites.
You have to be kidding me.
You have to be kidding me.
You have to be kidding me. Who told her?
You have to be kidding me. Who told her?
You have to know everything about me.
You have to know everything about me.
You have to like me, obviously.
You have to like me, obviously.
You just caught me chilling.
You just caught me chilling.
You just copy your code and send that.
You just copy your code and send that.
You just killed Bubble, Marc.
You just killed Bubble, Marc.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? I don't care. Fine! Go on then.
You know what? I don't care. Fine! Go on then.
You know what? You choose.
You know what? You choose.
You know who I had at my party when I was six?
You know who I had at my party when I was six?
You know, I'm... I'm not actually unpopular, you know.
You know, I'm... I'm not actually unpopular, you know.
You know, I've loved my time as Bubble CEO,
You know, I've loved my time as Bubble CEO,
You know, that's why we thought
You know, that's why we thought
You know, they probably just didn't read the invites.
You know, they probably just didn't read the invites.
You know?
You know?
You know. Get you in the swing of things with everybody.
You know. Get you in the swing of things with everybody.
You like it! Well, shipping date, um...
You like it! Well, shipping date, um...
You lost them? No, no, no. This is not happening.
You lost them? No, no, no. This is not happening.
You mean his private data?
You mean his private data?
You must always stay within six feet.
You must always stay within six feet.
You need a stick.
You need a stick.
You okay, Barney?
You okay, Barney?
You pranked a global freakin' tech giant, man!
You pranked a global freakin' tech giant, man!
You remember what Uncle Boris used to say?
You remember what Uncle Boris used to say?
You rock, man!
You rock, man!
You search for people who know him
You search for people who know him
You share stuff about him.
You share stuff about him.
You should be out there in the woods.
You should be out there in the woods.
You should see me during recess. Oh, it sucks.
You should see me during recess. Oh, it sucks.
You show them pictures, and then you get comments,
You show them pictures, and then you get comments,
You taught me.
You taught me.
You wanna share?
You wanna share?
You want I pour hot chicken fat down your pants!
You want I pour hot chicken fat down your pants!
You want I tell your father it not good enough?
You want I tell your father it not good enough?
You want to squeeze my knee?
You want to squeeze my knee?
You went to sleep!
You went to sleep!
You were his best friend in kindergarten.
You were his best friend in kindergarten.
You will have friends to sit with on a bench.
You will have friends to sit with on a bench.
You, come with me.
You, come with me.
You... You never go out with anyone or have friends over.
You... You never go out with anyone or have friends over.
You're like a piece of my heart
You're like a piece of my heart
You're not new, are you?
You're not new, are you?
You're not ready.
You're not ready.
You're not still after that sticker.
You're not still after that sticker.
You're running away? To the woods?
You're running away? To the woods?
You're spying on kids?
You're spying on kids?
You're such an actual freak, Barney,
You're such an actual freak, Barney,
You're supposed to know everything about me!
You're supposed to know everything about me!
You're that crazy broken dude who punched me.
You're that crazy broken dude who punched me.
You've changed the world, Barney Pudowski.
You've changed the world, Barney Pudowski.
You've ruined my aesthetic.
You've ruined my aesthetic.
Your best friend out of the box?
Your best friend out of the box?
Your fault, dude.
Your fault, dude.
Your grandma called the school.
Your grandma called the school.
Your neighbor Mrs. Baxter's parrot has one friend in common with you.
Your neighbor Mrs. Baxter's parrot has one friend in common with you.
Your neighbor, Mrs. Baxter.
Your neighbor, Mrs. Baxter.
Your pranks are lame.
Your pranks are lame.
Yum! Schkembe! (SLURPS)
Yum! Schkembe! (SLURPS)
Zombie mash up that's basically trashing our school.
Zombie mash up that's basically trashing our school.
2%.
2%.
5'11" would be better. You could reach high objects.
5'11" would be better. You could reach high objects.
23 million friends love "Poop Girl, the Remix!"
23 million friends love "Poop Girl, the Remix!"
41 newtons.
41 newtons.
97, 98, 99!
97, 98, 99!
...to that man in the alley. ...please.
...to that man in the alley. ...please.
"Go, go, go! We gotta run." Stop. Ron.
"Go, go, go! We gotta run." Stop. Ron.
(ALEX YELPS) (RICH CACKLES)
(ALEX YELPS) (RICH CACKLES)
(ALL CHEERING) (ANDREW CHUCKLING)
(ALL CHEERING) (ANDREW CHUCKLING)
(ANDREW WHIMPERING) (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(ANDREW WHIMPERING) (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) MARC: Let's do this!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) MARC: Let's do this!
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) (GASPS)
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) (GASPS)
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) Everything about you.
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) Everything about you.
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) Let's make friends!
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) Let's make friends!
(BARNEY GASPS) (GRUNTS)
(BARNEY GASPS) (GRUNTS)
(BARNEY GRUNTING) (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
(BARNEY GRUNTING) (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
(BARNEY GRUNTS) (BOTH GASP)
(BARNEY GRUNTS) (BOTH GASP)
(BARNEY GRUNTS) Ow! Hey!
(BARNEY GRUNTS) Ow! Hey!
(BOT CHIMES) (GASPS)
(BOT CHIMES) (GASPS)
(BOT CONTINUES SINGING) (BOY WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
(BOT CONTINUES SINGING) (BOY WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
(BOT ROARS) You're mine for an hour.
(BOT ROARS) You're mine for an hour.
(BOT STOPS LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
(BOT STOPS LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
(BOT WHIMPERS) (SHRIEKS)
(BOT WHIMPERS) (SHRIEKS)
(BOT YELLS) (BOYS YELP)
(BOT YELLS) (BOYS YELP)
(BOTH LAUGHING) (SINGING) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
(BOTH LAUGHING) (SINGING) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
(BOY GRUNTS) BOYS: Ooh.
(BOY GRUNTS) BOYS: Ooh.
(BOYS CHEER) BARNEY: Oh, no.
(BOYS CHEER) BARNEY: Oh, no.
(BOYS LAUGHING) ALEX'S BOT: I don't like you.
(BOYS LAUGHING) ALEX'S BOT: I don't like you.
(BOYS LAUGHING) Get him, boys.
(BOYS LAUGHING) Get him, boys.
(BOYS LAUGHING) Maybe he prefers rocks.
(BOYS LAUGHING) Maybe he prefers rocks.
(BRANCHES CREAKING) (SHUDDERING)
(BRANCHES CREAKING) (SHUDDERING)
(BUZZES) (BARNEY GRUNTS)
(BUZZES) (BARNEY GRUNTS)
(BUZZES) (SIGHS)
(BUZZES) (SIGHS)
(CHICKENS CLUCKING) (BARNEY GRUNTING)
(CHICKENS CLUCKING) (BARNEY GRUNTING)
(CHICKENS CLUCKING) Shh. Guys, no clucking.
(CHICKENS CLUCKING) Shh. Guys, no clucking.
(CHIMES) No. What? Why?
(CHIMES) No. What? Why?
(CHOMPING) (BARNEY LAUGHS)
(CHOMPING) (BARNEY LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES HELPLESSLY) Yeah!
(CHUCKLES HELPLESSLY) Yeah!
(CHUCKLES) (MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC RESUMES)
(CHUCKLES) (MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC RESUMES)
(CHUCKLES) Hi, Absalom?
(CHUCKLES) Hi, Absalom?
(CHUCKLES) Look what I brought.
(CHUCKLES) Look what I brought.
(CHUCKLES) I got you. Do you wanna trade spells?
(CHUCKLES) I got you. Do you wanna trade spells?
(CLUCKING) Oh!
(CLUCKING) Oh!
(CONTINUES SINGING) RICH: Shut it now.
(CONTINUES SINGING) RICH: Shut it now.
(CONTINUES WHEEZING) (BOTH SHRIEKING)
(CONTINUES WHEEZING) (BOTH SHRIEKING)
(CONTINUES WHEEZING) (BUZZING)
(CONTINUES WHEEZING) (BUZZING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) GIRL: This is so crazy.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) GIRL: This is so crazy.
(DIAL UP MODEM SOUND) (GASPS)
(DIAL UP MODEM SOUND) (GASPS)
(DING) (BOT LAUGHING)
(DING) (BOT LAUGHING)
(DINGING) What's that?
(DINGING) What's that?
(DOG BARKS) How about you?
(DOG BARKS) How about you?
(DONKA LAUGHS) (SCREAMS)
(DONKA LAUGHS) (SCREAMS)
(DOOR OPENS) MAN: This way.
(DOOR OPENS) MAN: This way.
(DOORBELL DINGS) MAN: Bubble delivery.
(DOORBELL DINGS) MAN: Bubble delivery.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) GRAHAM: Ow! Not again.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) GRAHAM: Ow! Not again.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) RON: Afloat. Aquatic.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) RON: Afloat. Aquatic.
(ENGINE REVVING) (CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(ENGINE REVVING) (CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(FANFARE PLAYS) Andrew! Andrew! Andrew!
(FANFARE PLAYS) Andrew! Andrew! Andrew!
(FLOAT SQUEAKING) (WHIMPERING)
(FLOAT SQUEAKING) (WHIMPERING)
(FUMBLES) Where is the bot?
(FUMBLES) Where is the bot?
(GASPING HEAVILY) RON: Gotcha!
(GASPING HEAVILY) RON: Gotcha!
(GASPS) (ALARM BEEPING)
(GASPS) (ALARM BEEPING)
(GASPS) (BOT BEEPING)
(GASPS) (BOT BEEPING)
(GASPS) (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(GASPS) (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(GASPS) (SIREN BLARING)
(GASPS) (SIREN BLARING)
(GASPS) I know you're keen,
(GASPS) I know you're keen,
(GASPS) Pudowski! What is going on?
(GASPS) Pudowski! What is going on?
(GASPS) We gotta get out of here.
(GASPS) We gotta get out of here.
(GASPS) Can't make friends? GIRL: What?
(GASPS) Can't make friends? GIRL: What?
(GASPS) Where are you going? You said, "Come back."
(GASPS) Where are you going? You said, "Come back."
(GOAT BLEATS) Or a cordless drill.
(GOAT BLEATS) Or a cordless drill.
(GOAT YELPS) B Bot, B Bot.
(GOAT YELPS) B Bot, B Bot.
(GROANS) DONKA: Barney!
(GROANS) DONKA: Barney!
(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING) (AUDIENCE GASPS)
(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING) (AUDIENCE GASPS)
(HOOTS) I love monkeys!
(HOOTS) I love monkeys!
(KIDS CHATTERING) BOY: Space! Final frontier!
(KIDS CHATTERING) BOY: Space! Final frontier!
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
(LAUGHS) BOY: Incoming!
(LAUGHS) BOY: Incoming!
(LAUGHS) I am within six feet.
(LAUGHS) I am within six feet.
(LAUGHS) Yes! No. RICH: Help!
(LAUGHS) Yes! No. RICH: Help!
(MAN ON PHONE GROANS) Wait for it.
(MAN ON PHONE GROANS) Wait for it.
(METAL DETECTOR BUZZES) DONKA: Oh. Uh...
(METAL DETECTOR BUZZES) DONKA: Oh. Uh...
(MUFFLED THUD) (GASPS)
(MUFFLED THUD) (GASPS)
(MUSIC DISTORTS) (GASPS)
(MUSIC DISTORTS) (GASPS)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) (LEAVES RUSTLING)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) (LEAVES RUSTLING)
(PANTING) Look! It's naked.
(PANTING) Look! It's naked.
(PLASTIC SQUEAKING) Huh?
(PLASTIC SQUEAKING) Huh?
(POP) BOT: Hi, I'm Sally Squirrel.
(POP) BOT: Hi, I'm Sally Squirrel.
(POWER SHUTS DOWN) ANDREW: Huh?
(POWER SHUTS DOWN) ANDREW: Huh?
(POWER SHUTS DOWN) ANDREW: What? Uh...
(POWER SHUTS DOWN) ANDREW: What? Uh...
(POWERING UP) (SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(POWERING UP) (SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(POWERS DOWN) (GASPS)
(POWERS DOWN) (GASPS)
(POWERS DOWN) That's awesome!
(POWERS DOWN) That's awesome!
(RICH WHINES) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
(RICH WHINES) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
(RICH YELPS) I'm gonna destroy you.
(RICH YELPS) I'm gonna destroy you.
(RON LAUGHING MANIACALLY) (BOTH SHRIEKING)
(RON LAUGHING MANIACALLY) (BOTH SHRIEKING)
(SAVANNAH SOBS) Savannah?
(SAVANNAH SOBS) Savannah?
(SHOUTS IN SPANISH) BREE: Huh?
(SHOUTS IN SPANISH) BREE: Huh?
(SHRIEKS) (BOTH LAUGH)
(SHRIEKS) (BOTH LAUGH)
(SIGHS HAPPILY) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
(SIGHS HAPPILY) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
(SIGHS) (BABY COOING)
(SIGHS) (BABY COOING)
(SIGHS) (BOT TRILLS)
(SIGHS) (BOT TRILLS)
(SIGHS) I know you're in there.
(SIGHS) I know you're in there.
(SIGHS) Okay.
(SIGHS) Okay.
(SKATEBOARD CLATTERING) Mm!
(SKATEBOARD CLATTERING) Mm!
(SOFT BURST) (BOTH GASPING)
(SOFT BURST) (BOTH GASPING)
(SWITCH CLICKS) (SIGHS)
(SWITCH CLICKS) (SIGHS)
(SYSTEM BUZZES) Um, seventh grade.
(SYSTEM BUZZES) Um, seventh grade.
(TIRES SCREECH) (BARNEY YELPS)
(TIRES SCREECH) (BARNEY YELPS)
(TIRES SCREECH) You taught me.
(TIRES SCREECH) You taught me.
(TIRES SQUEAL) (GOAT BLEATS)
(TIRES SQUEAL) (GOAT BLEATS)
(TOY SQUEAKS) (CHUCKLES)
(TOY SQUEAKS) (CHUCKLES)
(UP TEMPO FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) (GRUNTS)
(UP TEMPO FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) (GRUNTS)
(UPBEAT FOLK SONG PLAYING) Huh?
(UPBEAT FOLK SONG PLAYING) Huh?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (BARNEY SIGHS, SPITS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (BARNEY SIGHS, SPITS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING) ♪ It pooped me ♪
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING) ♪ It pooped me ♪
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) SAVANNAH: ♪ It pooped me ♪
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) SAVANNAH: ♪ It pooped me ♪
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) (BOT HUMMING)
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) (BOT HUMMING)
(WHEEZING) (HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(WHEEZING) (HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(WHIMPERS) (DOORBELL RINGS)
(WHIMPERS) (DOORBELL RINGS)
(WHIRRING STOPS) (KIDS GASP)
(WHIRRING STOPS) (KIDS GASP)
(WHISPERS) Where is it? BOT: Ay!
(WHISPERS) Where is it? BOT: Ay!
(YELPS) Ooh.
(YELPS) Ooh.
♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪ (BOYS LAUGHING)
♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪ (BOYS LAUGHING)
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪ (BARNEY GROANS)
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪ (BARNEY GROANS)
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪ Dude, come on, Barney.
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪ Dude, come on, Barney.
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪ Okay, I got it. Shut up.
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪ Okay, I got it. Shut up.
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪ BARNEY: Hey!
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪ BARNEY: Hey!
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ (CHICKEN CLUCKING)
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ (CHICKEN CLUCKING)
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Barney ♪ ♪ Dear Barney ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Barney ♪ ♪ Dear Barney ♪
♪ It pooped me ♪ Wait! Seriously!
♪ It pooped me ♪ Wait! Seriously!
44, 45, 40... (CHICKEN GROANING)
44, 45, 40... (CHICKEN GROANING)
A parrot. A parrot.
A parrot. A parrot.
A real one this time! Yeah, I can see!
A real one this time! Yeah, I can see!
Absalom? Hi! Absalom?
Absalom? Hi! Absalom?
Addis Ababa, Amsterdam... You're supposed to stay
Addis Ababa, Amsterdam... You're supposed to stay
ALEX: Oh, no. BARNEY: Yes!
ALEX: Oh, no. BARNEY: Yes!
an aardvark? Come on!
an aardvark? Come on!
and maybe I... (SIREN WHOOPING)
and maybe I... (SIREN WHOOPING)
and share her... No.
and share her... No.
and they cost a fortune. Mm hmm.
and they cost a fortune. Mm hmm.
And yet how great for sales! What?
And yet how great for sales! What?
And... And Barney! RICH: Barney?
And... And Barney! RICH: Barney?
Annihilated. Not fun! Shh.
Annihilated. Not fun! Shh.
are laughing. Meow. (CHUCKLES)
are laughing. Meow. (CHUCKLES)
Are you okay? Doing great, buddy!
Are you okay? Doing great, buddy!
Argh! No, no, no. No! No, wait.
Argh! No, no, no. No! No, wait.
Argh. BOT: Hi, Absalom.
Argh. BOT: Hi, Absalom.
B Bots. What?
B Bots. What?
Barnacle. (LAUGHS)
Barnacle. (LAUGHS)
Barney, are you okay? Barney!
Barney, are you okay? Barney!
BARNEY: Could it be? GRAHAM: Wait for it.
BARNEY: Could it be? GRAHAM: Wait for it.
BARNEY: Here. (GRUNTING) Access denied. Access...
BARNEY: Here. (GRUNTING) Access denied. Access...
BARNEY: I'm trying! You're lonely? I get it.
BARNEY: I'm trying! You're lonely? I get it.
BARNEY: No, Rich. (INHALER SPRAYS)
BARNEY: No, Rich. (INHALER SPRAYS)
BARNEY: Okay. You guys go that way.
BARNEY: Okay. You guys go that way.
BARNEY: Rocks. RON: Electricity.
BARNEY: Rocks. RON: Electricity.
BARNEY: Where's Ron? Just communicate.
BARNEY: Where's Ron? Just communicate.
BARNEY: Yep? WOMAN: You have safety vest?
BARNEY: Yep? WOMAN: You have safety vest?
Barney! I'm sorry.
Barney! I'm sorry.
Barney? Barney! DONKA: Oh, Barney!
Barney? Barney! DONKA: Oh, Barney!
Barney... You were fighting? No!
Barney... You were fighting? No!
BARNEY'S BOT: Incorrect. No. Shut up.
BARNEY'S BOT: Incorrect. No. Shut up.
beneath Switzerland. Shh.
beneath Switzerland. Shh.
Bill the Bus. No!
Bill the Bus. No!
Boom! Now he has friends. Duh!
Boom! Now he has friends. Duh!
BOT 1: Friend request. BOT 2: Friend request.
BOT 1: Friend request. BOT 2: Friend request.
BOT 1: Hi, Barney! Hey!
BOT 1: Hi, Barney! Hey!
BOT 1: Omina mitotae! (BOT 2 GROANING)
BOT 1: Omina mitotae! (BOT 2 GROANING)
BOT 1: That way is good. BOT 2: This way is good.
BOT 1: That way is good. BOT 2: This way is good.
BOT 2: Hey there. Hi.
BOT 2: Hey there. Hi.
BOT 2: Sharing "It pooped me." BOTS: Sharing.
BOT 2: Sharing "It pooped me." BOTS: Sharing.
BOT: Boink! OFFICER: Officer down!
BOT: Boink! OFFICER: Officer down!
BOT: Oh, snap. Ha ha! You get it?
BOT: Oh, snap. Ha ha! You get it?
BOT: Unlock. NOAH: Uh...
BOT: Unlock. NOAH: Uh...
BOTH: You are so annoying! BARNEY: Whoa, whoa...
BOTH: You are so annoying! BARNEY: Whoa, whoa...
Bros! 42 newtons.
Bros! 42 newtons.
Build? Yeah. Plastic.
Build? Yeah. Plastic.
but awesome. See?
but awesome. See?
But I give all my funeral money... Mom...
But I give all my funeral money... Mom...
But I'm your dad, okay? (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
But I'm your dad, okay? (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
But Marc would never... Marc put a camera
But Marc would never... Marc put a camera
Cheer us up. RICH: Do something funny.
Cheer us up. RICH: Do something funny.
Cheers! ALL: Cheers!
Cheers! ALL: Cheers!
Cleaner! Uh, ma'am, you can't just...
Cleaner! Uh, ma'am, you can't just...
Come back! RICH: Okay, guys, ready?
Come back! RICH: Okay, guys, ready?
Come on, Barney. Do it. Rich, no.
Come on, Barney. Do it. Rich, no.
Come on! Get off! Hey! (BLEATING)
Come on! Get off! Hey! (BLEATING)
Come on. What is that? What's happening?
Come on. What is that? What's happening?
Create Sav's group chat. Check for Science Squad.
Create Sav's group chat. Check for Science Squad.
Cut the live stream! (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
Cut the live stream! (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
Dad, you were kidding me! (MUMBLES)
Dad, you were kidding me! (MUMBLES)
Did you see Ruby's post? BOT 6: Sharing.
Did you see Ruby's post? BOT 6: Sharing.
Do it, do it! There isn't a song.
Do it, do it! There isn't a song.
Do something! MARGARET: Hello?
Do something! MARGARET: Hello?
Don't share that. Sharing "It pooped me."
Don't share that. Sharing "It pooped me."
DONKA: No. And send in security.
DONKA: No. And send in security.
DONKA: Oh, Barney. (SIGHS)
DONKA: Oh, Barney. (SIGHS)
DONKA: Perfect! (GRAHAM PANTING)
DONKA: Perfect! (GRAHAM PANTING)
DONKA: Whoa! (GOAT BLEATS)
DONKA: Whoa! (GOAT BLEATS)
Eh, pfft! Yeah, Dad, kind of.
Eh, pfft! Yeah, Dad, kind of.
ELLIE: Oh, I love space. BOT: Me too!
ELLIE: Oh, I love space. BOT: Me too!
Evil clown! Evil clown! BARNEY: Sorry. I'm sorry.
Evil clown! Evil clown! BARNEY: Sorry. I'm sorry.
Excuse me, sir? Whoa!
Excuse me, sir? Whoa!
Follow me. (BARNEY GRUNTS)
Follow me. (BARNEY GRUNTS)
Friend request. (BARNEY CHUCKLES)
Friend request. (BARNEY CHUCKLES)
Get down here. Let's go! (SIREN WAILING)
Get down here. Let's go! (SIREN WAILING)
GIRL: It's so weird. BOT 3 AND BARNEY: Hi.
GIRL: It's so weird. BOT 3 AND BARNEY: Hi.
GIRL: Yeah, sure. BOT: "Poop Girl" is trending.
GIRL: Yeah, sure. BOT: "Poop Girl" is trending.
GIRL: Yeah. SAVANNAH: And naked?
GIRL: Yeah. SAVANNAH: And naked?
Give it back! BOTH: Ooh!
Give it back! BOTH: Ooh!
Give me the bot. SAVANNAH: What are you doing?
Give me the bot. SAVANNAH: What are you doing?
Give them back! NOAH: Whoa!
Give them back! NOAH: Whoa!
glued to a... (MUMBLES) (PHONE CHIMING CONTINUOUSLY)
glued to a... (MUMBLES) (PHONE CHIMING CONTINUOUSLY)
Good luck, Momscke. Okay.
Good luck, Momscke. Okay.
Got it. You need to sit down. Huh?
Got it. You need to sit down. Huh?
Grab it! I'm on it.
Grab it! I'm on it.
GRAHAM: Barney? (GASPS)
GRAHAM: Barney? (GASPS)
GRAHAM: Mom, people! DONKA: Ooh!
GRAHAM: Mom, people! DONKA: Ooh!
GRAHAM: Sir? Ma'am?
GRAHAM: Sir? Ma'am?
Graham. Yep, yep.
Graham. Yep, yep.
GUARD 1: Systems are down. GUARD 2: It won't open!
GUARD 1: Systems are down. GUARD 2: It won't open!
Hang... Might be... Ooh. (METAL RATTLING)
Hang... Might be... Ooh. (METAL RATTLING)
Happy birthday! What are you doing?
Happy birthday! What are you doing?
He commented on your photo. (PARROT SQUAWKS)
He commented on your photo. (PARROT SQUAWKS)
He hasn't come home. (GASPS)
He hasn't come home. (GASPS)
He just saved his life! (WHIRRING)
He just saved his life! (WHIRRING)
He'll hold your phone. Uh...
He'll hold your phone. Uh...
he's got... MR. TAKAHASHI: Uh... No.
he's got... MR. TAKAHASHI: Uh... No.
He's not dangerous. RICH: No!
He's not dangerous. RICH: No!
He's, like, king of the bots. They love Pudowski.
He's, like, king of the bots. They love Pudowski.
Height? Two foot tall.
Height? Two foot tall.
Hey, come on! No? MAN: No.
Hey, come on! No? MAN: No.
Hey, Savannah! Hey, Sav. Cute kicks!
Hey, Savannah! Hey, Sav. Cute kicks!
Hey, stop! Hey! (PANTING)
Hey, stop! Hey! (PANTING)
Hey, what the heck, kid? BARNEY: What are you doing?
Hey, what the heck, kid? BARNEY: What are you doing?
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Unlock.
Hey! Unlock.
Hey. BOT: Friend request.
Hey. BOT: Friend request.
Hey. RON: Enhance and post!
Hey. RON: Enhance and post!
Hi, Absalom. BARNEY: Shh!
Hi, Absalom. BARNEY: Shh!
Hi, Absalom. Shh.
Hi, Absalom. Shh.
Hi, Absalom. What?
Hi, Absalom. What?
Hi, Barney. (BARNEY GROANS)
Hi, Barney. (BARNEY GROANS)
Hi, Ellie. This is so cool! Hi!
Hi, Ellie. This is so cool! Hi!
Hi! I am Barney's B Bot. (CAR HORN HONKS)
Hi! I am Barney's B Bot. (CAR HORN HONKS)
Hi! Please... Lady!
Hi! Please... Lady!
Hi. RECEPTIONIST: Hi there!
Hi. RECEPTIONIST: Hi there!
Hope so. That was so fun!
Hope so. That was so fun!
How am I ever gonna win? (ALL LAUGH)
How am I ever gonna win? (ALL LAUGH)
I am for making friends? BARNEY: Ron...
I am for making friends? BARNEY: Ron...
I am sorry, bro. Seriously! I'm gonna destroy you.
I am sorry, bro. Seriously! I'm gonna destroy you.
I better look into that. You think?
I better look into that. You think?
I cook all day. BARNEY: Wow!
I cook all day. BARNEY: Wow!
I have brought you some. What?
I have brought you some. What?
I taught it. I paid for that.
I taught it. I paid for that.
I wanna understand. What's up, Barney?
I wanna understand. What's up, Barney?
I'll take one. One for everyone.
I'll take one. One for everyone.
I'm gonna destroy you. (LAUGHING)
I'm gonna destroy you. (LAUGHING)
I'm gonna destroy you. (SCREAMS)
I'm gonna destroy you. (SCREAMS)
I'm sorry? You heard my son.
I'm sorry? You heard my son.
In my garage. ...for making friends.
In my garage. ...for making friends.
interact. And all through their B Bots.
interact. And all through their B Bots.
Is this one good? (SCREAMS)
Is this one good? (SCREAMS)
it could kill someone. (BOT DINGS)
it could kill someone. (BOT DINGS)
It really won't. Yes, it will.
It really won't. Yes, it will.
It's great. (MAN ON PHONE SPEAKS SPANISH)
It's great. (MAN ON PHONE SPEAKS SPANISH)
It's Ron. RICH: Hey! It's him!
It's Ron. RICH: Hey! It's him!
JAYDEN: Yeah. ALEX: Yes!
JAYDEN: Yeah. ALEX: Yes!
Jump on! (ENGINE REVS)
Jump on! (ENGINE REVS)
Killer, Rich. RICH: Ha ha ha!
Killer, Rich. RICH: Ha ha ha!
Less waste, good for planet. Yeah.
Less waste, good for planet. Yeah.
Let's run. GRAHAM: Barney,
Let's run. GRAHAM: Barney,
Log. (CHUCKLES) Here.
Log. (CHUCKLES) Here.
Love you guys! STUDENTS: Ron, Ron, Ron.
Love you guys! STUDENTS: Ron, Ron, Ron.
MAN: He went this way! RON: Shh.
MAN: He went this way! RON: Shh.
Marc Wydell. (AUDIENCE GASPS)
Marc Wydell. (AUDIENCE GASPS)
MARC: Music. Of course. (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
MARC: Music. Of course. (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
MARC: Well... So take me there.
MARC: Well... So take me there.
Mom, no, no, no. You're not helping.
Mom, no, no, no. You're not helping.
Mwah, mwah. DONKA: Oh, you good boy!
Mwah, mwah. DONKA: Oh, you good boy!
Network. (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Network. (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
next day firing squad. (GASPS)
next day firing squad. (GASPS)
No. It was a move. (LAUGHS)
No. It was a move. (LAUGHS)
No. No, no, no. 5%.
No. No, no, no. 5%.
No. Stop it. Sharing. Sharing. Sharing.
No. Stop it. Sharing. Sharing. Sharing.
NOAH: What? BOTH: Loser! Loser!
NOAH: What? BOTH: Loser! Loser!
NOAH: Whoa! My prank, Noah.
NOAH: Whoa! My prank, Noah.
of 29 pounds per square inch. (STIFLES LAUGH)
of 29 pounds per square inch. (STIFLES LAUGH)
OFFICER: It's a lunatic! DONKA: It's just dancing.
OFFICER: It's a lunatic! DONKA: It's just dancing.
OFFICER: Ow! Ow! RICH: Ow! Ow!
OFFICER: Ow! Ow! RICH: Ow! Ow!
Oh, hey, Barney. Can we rock up at your house?
Oh, hey, Barney. Can we rock up at your house?
Oh, ho ho! Bring it in, Barney.
Oh, ho ho! Bring it in, Barney.
Oh, no! Not that one! Ron! Connect. Connect. Connect.
Oh, no! Not that one! Ron! Connect. Connect. Connect.
Oh, no. JOSH: The stream's trending.
Oh, no. JOSH: The stream's trending.
Oh, no. You don't have knees. BOT: ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
Oh, no. You don't have knees. BOT: ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
Oh, yeah. We gotta run. ALEX: We're coming for you!
Oh, yeah. We gotta run. ALEX: We're coming for you!
Okay. Friend request.
Okay. Friend request.
Old women. Not trending. Bah.
Old women. Not trending. Bah.
On your birthday? BARNEY: No, no, no...
On your birthday? BARNEY: No, no, no...
Ooh! I put on Zany Bogomil! (MUSIC PLAYING)
Ooh! I put on Zany Bogomil! (MUSIC PLAYING)
or... Bad day. Always six feet.
or... Bad day. Always six feet.
Patch in one minute. Are you knitting this thing?
Patch in one minute. Are you knitting this thing?
People! MAN: Crazy lady!
People! MAN: Crazy lady!
Perfect. GIRL: Boom!
Perfect. GIRL: Boom!
Potty time! Sing with me! No! Shush!
Potty time! Sing with me! No! Shush!
Power down the cloud. GRAHAM: No!
Power down the cloud. GRAHAM: No!
Quick! It's them. Help them! MAN: Okay, I can see them.
Quick! It's them. Help them! MAN: Okay, I can see them.
Rich, come on. Ooh!
Rich, come on. Ooh!
RICH: Help! Okay, Absalom.
RICH: Help! Okay, Absalom.
RICH: Ow! Whoa.
RICH: Ow! Whoa.
RICH: Run! (BOYS WHIMPERING)
RICH: Run! (BOYS WHIMPERING)
RICH: What's happening? I'm gonna destroy you.
RICH: What's happening? I'm gonna destroy you.
Rich. Yeah!
Rich. Yeah!
RICH'S BOT: Zero views. (RICH GROANS)
RICH'S BOT: Zero views. (RICH GROANS)
Ro butt. Get it?
Ro butt. Get it?
Rocks. (LAUGHING) RON: Electricity.
Rocks. (LAUGHING) RON: Electricity.
RON: Connect. Connect. No! Stop! (GASPS)
RON: Connect. Connect. No! Stop! (GASPS)
RON: Electricity. BARNEY: Uh, I said rocks.
RON: Electricity. BARNEY: Uh, I said rocks.
RON: I am going. Uh huh.
RON: I am going. Uh huh.
RON: Okay. Okay!
RON: Okay. Okay!
RON: Okay. Okay. I'll...
RON: Okay. Okay. I'll...
RON: Perhaps you don't. Hey!
RON: Perhaps you don't. Hey!
RON: Please connect me. (CHUCKLES)
RON: Please connect me. (CHUCKLES)
RON: Please help. (LAUGHS)
RON: Please help. (LAUGHS)
Ron? STUDENTS: Ron, Ron, Ron.
Ron? STUDENTS: Ron, Ron, Ron.
Ron. (LAUGHING) RON: In your face.
Ron. (LAUGHING) RON: In your face.
SAVANNAH: Lame, Rich. BOT: Top quality footage.
SAVANNAH: Lame, Rich. BOT: Top quality footage.
SAVANNAH: Really? Uh, no, no, no.
SAVANNAH: Really? Uh, no, no, no.
SAVANNAH: Stop it! It's dangerous.
SAVANNAH: Stop it! It's dangerous.
Searching for stick. Huh?
Searching for stick. Huh?
Seriously? Ugh.
Seriously? Ugh.
Shh. No clucking.
Shh. No clucking.
Six... (TRUCK HORN BEEPS)
Six... (TRUCK HORN BEEPS)
Sometimes. And sometimes, no.
Sometimes. And sometimes, no.
Sorry! (EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
Sorry! (EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
Stand back! DONKA: Oh, my Barney.
Stand back! DONKA: Oh, my Barney.
Stand back. Hey... Let me take him.
Stand back. Hey... Let me take him.
Stop! Oh, no.
Stop! Oh, no.
Stop! You can't take him! NOAH: Leave him alone!
Stop! You can't take him! NOAH: Leave him alone!
STUDENT 1: See you later. STUDENT 2: Here we go again.
STUDENT 1: See you later. STUDENT 2: Here we go again.
Ta da! Oh, for... GRAHAM: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Ta da! Oh, for... GRAHAM: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
TECH: They found them! (STAFF CHEERING)
TECH: They found them! (STAFF CHEERING)
that psycho robot, dude! SAVANNAH: Go! Go, Barney!
that psycho robot, dude! SAVANNAH: Go! Go, Barney!
That's cool! Label chamber.
That's cool! Label chamber.
the Bubble Bot. (APPLAUSE)
the Bubble Bot. (APPLAUSE)
They didn't just vanish! (ALARM BEEPING)
They didn't just vanish! (ALARM BEEPING)
This is going to be crazy. She's coming.
This is going to be crazy. She's coming.
Three, two... Two!
Three, two... Two!
to keep your parents happy. (ELLIE LAUGHS)
to keep your parents happy. (ELLIE LAUGHS)
Twelve decades? Stop asking dumb questions.
Twelve decades? Stop asking dumb questions.
Uh huh. WOMAN: And snack?
Uh huh. WOMAN: And snack?
Uh, sorry? RICH: Yeah.
Uh, sorry? RICH: Yeah.
Uh... (RICH LAUGHS)
Uh... (RICH LAUGHS)
Uh... Fire unleash.
Uh... Fire unleash.
Um, yeah, but... Then the kid.
Um, yeah, but... Then the kid.
Um... Hey.
Um... Hey.
We don't need anyone else. (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
We don't need anyone else. (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
We gotta go. Wait.
We gotta go. Wait.
We'll get in trouble! (DINGS)
We'll get in trouble! (DINGS)
Wha... I know you have 11 socks
Wha... I know you have 11 socks
What am I doing? You walked under a truck!
What am I doing? You walked under a truck!
What are you doing? I am learning about my friend.
What are you doing? I am learning about my friend.
What the...? (ALL GASP)
What the...? (ALL GASP)
What was your name, sir? Uh...
What was your name, sir? Uh...
What? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
What? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
What? (GOAT BLEATS)
What? (GOAT BLEATS)
What? BARNEY: Argh.
What? BARNEY: Argh.
What? For all we know,
What? For all we know,
What? Get them!
What? Get them!
What? It's his laptop.
What? It's his laptop.
What? Let's go to school.
What? Let's go to school.
What? RON: I get to choose.
What? RON: I get to choose.
What? So, come on. Cheer us up.
What? So, come on. Cheer us up.
What? We can't do that. But what about the boy?
What? We can't do that. But what about the boy?
What's happening? System at 10%.
What's happening? System at 10%.
What's happening? The bot saved the boy.
What's happening? The bot saved the boy.
Where are you...? Ow. (THUD)
Where are you...? Ow. (THUD)
Where is he? BOTH: Uh...
Where is he? BOTH: Uh...
Whoa! Incredible safety settings
Whoa! Incredible safety settings
Whoa. Sorry.
Whoa. Sorry.
Whoo hoo hoo hoo! RON: Whoo hoo.
Whoo hoo hoo hoo! RON: Whoo hoo.
Whoo hoo hoo! JAYDEN: Catch!
Whoo hoo hoo! JAYDEN: Catch!
Whoo hoo! BOT: Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo! BOT: Whoo hoo!
within six feet of me. Arizona.
within six feet of me. Arizona.
WOMAN: Barney! Oh, no.
WOMAN: Barney! Oh, no.
Wow. Brutal, man.
Wow. Brutal, man.
Yeah, content. (SNIFFLES) Something.
Yeah, content. (SNIFFLES) Something.
Yeah! Come on! ALL: Ron, Ron, Ron!
Yeah! Come on! ALL: Ron, Ron, Ron!
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Yes! (HOOTING)
Yes! (HOOTING)
Yes! GUARD: Come on, kid, open up!
Yes! GUARD: Come on, kid, open up!
Yes. Like, if I had a bad day
Yes. Like, if I had a bad day
You have 0.7 friends. Oh, wow, you're sinking.
You have 0.7 friends. Oh, wow, you're sinking.
You have ruined my life. Uh...
You have ruined my life. Uh...
You have to do it! Go on, man!
You have to do it! Go on, man!
You wanna friend Ellie? Yeah, sure.
You wanna friend Ellie? Yeah, sure.
Your best friend... ELLIE: Awesome!
Your best friend... ELLIE: Awesome!
Your grandmother's favorite. BARNEY: Stop!
Your grandmother's favorite. BARNEY: Stop!
Your muscles are under sized. No, they're not.
Your muscles are under sized. No, they're not.
...hold on just a second. Uh, it's my son's birthday.
...hold on just a second. Uh, it's my son's birthday.
...out of the box!
...out of the box!
...what am I gonna do?
...what am I gonna do?
'Cause I currently have one friend, too. (CHUCKLES)
'Cause I currently have one friend, too. (CHUCKLES)
'Cause I don't like you, derp droid!
'Cause I don't like you, derp droid!
'Cause it's a robot. It's...
'Cause it's a robot. It's...
'Cause we gotta get out of here! Come on, Ron.
'Cause we gotta get out of here! Come on, Ron.
"and His Android, Alan."
"and His Android, Alan."
"Like me."
"Like me."
"Poop Girl" has 20 million and 56...
"Poop Girl" has 20 million and 56...
"Poop Girl" has 32 million...
"Poop Girl" has 32 million...
"Poop Girl" is trending. You have 19,032,000 likes.
"Poop Girl" is trending. You have 19,032,000 likes.
"Profit sucking plastic psycho." That kind of thing.
"Profit sucking plastic psycho." That kind of thing.
"Pudowski Novelty Exports"? Pudowski! That kid!
"Pudowski Novelty Exports"? Pudowski! That kid!
"Run! Run away!
"Run! Run away!
"Seriously? (COUGHING) Off a cliff?"
"Seriously? (COUGHING) Off a cliff?"
"Stay within six feet of me."
"Stay within six feet of me."
"The Awesome Adventures of Absalom of Addis Ababa
"The Awesome Adventures of Absalom of Addis Ababa
"The smart man can pickle anything, even a glove."
"The smart man can pickle anything, even a glove."
"Upgrade all B Bots to be like Ron."
"Upgrade all B Bots to be like Ron."
(ALL CHUCKLE EXCITEDLY)
(ALL CHUCKLE EXCITEDLY)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GASP)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL SHRIEKING AND YELLING)
(ALL SHRIEKING AND YELLING)
(ALL SHUSH)
(ALL SHUSH)
(ANDREW WHOOPING)
(ANDREW WHOOPING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
(BABBLES PLAYFULLY)
(BABBLES PLAYFULLY)
(BABY COOING)
(BABY COOING)
(BARNEY AND RON LAUGHING)
(BARNEY AND RON LAUGHING)
(BARNEY CHUCKLES)
(BARNEY CHUCKLES)
(BARNEY CHUCKLING)
(BARNEY CHUCKLING)
(BARNEY CONTINUES GASPING)
(BARNEY CONTINUES GASPING)
(BARNEY COUGHING)
(BARNEY COUGHING)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(BARNEY GIGGLING)
(BARNEY GIGGLING)
(BARNEY GROANING AND SPITTING)
(BARNEY GROANING AND SPITTING)
(BARNEY GROANS)
(BARNEY GROANS)
(BARNEY GROANS)
(BARNEY GROANS)
(BARNEY GROANS)
(BARNEY GROANS)
(BARNEY GRUNTING TIREDLY)
(BARNEY GRUNTING TIREDLY)
(BARNEY GRUNTING)
(BARNEY GRUNTING)
(BARNEY PANTING TIREDLY)
(BARNEY PANTING TIREDLY)
(BARNEY PANTING)
(BARNEY PANTING)
(BARNEY SCREAMS)
(BARNEY SCREAMS)
(BARNEY SIGHS)
(BARNEY SIGHS)
(BARNEY SIGHS)
(BARNEY SIGHS)
(BARNEY WHEEZES)
(BARNEY WHEEZES)
(BARNEY WHEEZING)
(BARNEY WHEEZING)
(BARNEY WHIMPERING)
(BARNEY WHIMPERING)
(BARNEY WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
(BARNEY WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
(BARNEY YELLING AND GRUNTING)
(BARNEY YELLING AND GRUNTING)
(BARNEY YELLING)
(BARNEY YELLING)
(BARNEY YELLS)
(BARNEY YELLS)
(BARNEY YELLS)
(BARNEY YELLS)
(BEEPING INTENSIFIES)
(BEEPING INTENSIFIES)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS) Hi, Ellie.
(BEEPS) Hi, Ellie.
(BLEATS)
(BLEATS)
(BLOWS NOSE)
(BLOWS NOSE)
(BOT BARKS)
(BOT BARKS)
(BOT BUZZES)
(BOT BUZZES)
(BOT GIGGLES)
(BOT GIGGLES)
(BOT GROWLING)
(BOT GROWLING)
(BOT HOOTING)
(BOT HOOTING)
(BOT TRILLS)
(BOT TRILLS)
(BOTH GASP)
(BOTH GASP)
(BOTH GRUNTING SHAKILY)
(BOTH GRUNTING SHAKILY)
(BOTH LAUGHING EXAGGERATEDLY)
(BOTH LAUGHING EXAGGERATEDLY)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH PANTING)
(BOTH PANTING)
(BOTH YELP)
(BOTH YELP)
(BOTS POPPING)
(BOTS POPPING)
(BOTS POWERING DOWN)
(BOTS POWERING DOWN)
(BOY YELLS SPOOKILY)
(BOY YELLS SPOOKILY)
(BOYS GRUNTING)
(BOYS GRUNTING)
(BOYS LAUGH)
(BOYS LAUGH)
(BOYS LAUGHING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
(BREATHLESSLY) Oh, my asthma. I need my inhaler, ma'am.
(BREATHLESSLY) Oh, my asthma. I need my inhaler, ma'am.
(BREE YELPING)
(BREE YELPING)
(BUZZES)
(BUZZES)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(CAMERA CLICKING)
(CAMERA CLICKING)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(CHICKEN CLUCKING)
(CHICKEN CLUCKING)
(CHICKEN CLUCKING)
(CHICKEN CLUCKING)
(CHICKEN CLUCKS)
(CHICKEN CLUCKS)
(CHIMES)
(CHIMES)
(CHIMES)
(CHIMES)
(CHIMES)
(CHIMES)
(CHIMES) Hi. Absalom?
(CHIMES) Hi. Absalom?
(CHIMING)
(CHIMING)
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
(CHUCKLES DRYLY)
(CHUCKLES DRYLY)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Lucha libre, third floor.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Lucha libre, third floor.
(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
(CHUCKLES SHYLY) Nothing to see here.
(CHUCKLES SHYLY) Nothing to see here.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I guess. No receipt.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I guess. No receipt.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Yeah. Well...
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Yeah. Well...
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) All right.
(CHUCKLES) All right.
(CHUCKLES) B Bots are incapable of violence.
(CHUCKLES) B Bots are incapable of violence.
(CHUCKLES) Go ahead.
(CHUCKLES) Go ahead.
(CHUCKLES) Good to see you, buddy.
(CHUCKLES) Good to see you, buddy.
(CHUCKLES) Hey, if you hurry, you can take it to school.
(CHUCKLES) Hey, if you hurry, you can take it to school.
(CHUCKLES) Hey. Come back.
(CHUCKLES) Hey. Come back.
(CHUCKLES) I never told you that.
(CHUCKLES) I never told you that.
(CHUCKLES) I wondered why it was a 19 hour drive.
(CHUCKLES) I wondered why it was a 19 hour drive.
(CHUCKLES) Okay, Ron.
(CHUCKLES) Okay, Ron.
(CHUCKLES) That's a nice story.
(CHUCKLES) That's a nice story.
(CHUCKLES) That's not what...
(CHUCKLES) That's not what...
(CHUCKLES) That's so sweet. But I have a filter for that.
(CHUCKLES) That's so sweet. But I have a filter for that.
(CHUCKLES) Whew!
(CHUCKLES) Whew!
(CHUCKLING IN AWE)
(CHUCKLING IN AWE)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CLUCKING)
(CLUCKING)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
(CONTINUES YELLING)
(CONTINUES YELLING)
(COUGHING) And seriously? Off a cliff?
(COUGHING) And seriously? Off a cliff?
(COUGHS, GRUNTS)
(COUGHS, GRUNTS)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS) Stay with me.
(COUGHS) Stay with me.
(CRACKLING STOPS)
(CRACKLING STOPS)
(CRASHING)
(CRASHING)
(CROWD CHEERS)
(CROWD CHEERS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(DINGS) I am for making friends.
(DINGS) I am for making friends.
(DISTANT SCREAMING)
(DISTANT SCREAMING)
(DISTORTED) has not been uploaded.
(DISTORTED) has not been uploaded.
(DOG SNIFFS, WHINES)
(DOG SNIFFS, WHINES)
(DONKA EXCLAIMS, TSKING)
(DONKA EXCLAIMS, TSKING)
(DONKA GROANS)
(DONKA GROANS)
(DONKA GRUNTING) Uh...
(DONKA GRUNTING) Uh...
(DOOR CREAKS)
(DOOR CREAKS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ELECTRONIC TRILLS)
(ELECTRONIC TRILLS)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
(GASPING IN AWE)
(GASPING IN AWE)
(GASPING RAGGEDLY)
(GASPING RAGGEDLY)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPS AND COUGHS)
(GASPS AND COUGHS)
(GASPS EXCITEDLY) It's Bubble!
(GASPS EXCITEDLY) It's Bubble!
(GASPS HEAVILY)
(GASPS HEAVILY)
(GASPS IN AWE)
(GASPS IN AWE)
(GASPS IN RELIEF)
(GASPS IN RELIEF)
(GASPS SHARPLY)
(GASPS SHARPLY)
(GASPS WEAKLY)
(GASPS WEAKLY)
(GASPS, YELLS)
(GASPS, YELLS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) Call head office.
(GASPS) Call head office.
(GASPS) Electricity. Of course you like it.
(GASPS) Electricity. Of course you like it.
(GASPS) I'm so sorry.
(GASPS) I'm so sorry.
(GASPS) No, no, no. Uh, one crushing coming up!
(GASPS) No, no, no. Uh, one crushing coming up!
(GASPS) Ron!
(GASPS) Ron!
(GASPS) Ron's code! Of course. His code is the fix to mine!
(GASPS) Ron's code! Of course. His code is the fix to mine!
(GASPS) Take it back?
(GASPS) Take it back?
(GASPS) Where is he?
(GASPS) Where is he?
(GASPS) Who did that?
(GASPS) Who did that?
(GOAT EXCLAIMS)
(GOAT EXCLAIMS)
(GRAHAM SPEAKING SPANISH)
(GRAHAM SPEAKING SPANISH)
(GROANS AWKWARDLY)
(GROANS AWKWARDLY)
(GROANS WEAKLY)
(GROANS WEAKLY)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS) B Bots can't shove! (GRUNTS)
(GROANS) B Bots can't shove! (GRUNTS)
(GROANS) Everything's wet.
(GROANS) Everything's wet.
(GRUNTING NERVOUSLY)
(GRUNTING NERVOUSLY)
(GRUNTING SHAKILY)
(GRUNTING SHAKILY)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING) We need to go faster!
(GRUNTING) We need to go faster!
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
(GRUNTS NERVOUSLY)
(GRUNTS NERVOUSLY)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUESTS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
(GUESTS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
(GURGLES, COUGHS)
(GURGLES, COUGHS)
(HEAVY WHEEZING)
(HEAVY WHEEZING)
(HEAVY WHIRRING) Log. Log.
(HEAVY WHIRRING) Log. Log.
(HUMS)
(HUMS)
(IMITATES BARNEY) I'm gonna be late.
(IMITATES BARNEY) I'm gonna be late.
(IMITATES LIGHTSABER)
(IMITATES LIGHTSABER)
(IMITATES MARGARET) ...purse, watch, anything
(IMITATES MARGARET) ...purse, watch, anything
(IMITATES MOCKINGLY) "I don't know. Forever"?
(IMITATES MOCKINGLY) "I don't know. Forever"?
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INHALER SPRAYS)
(INHALER SPRAYS)
(KIDS GASP AND EXCLAIM)
(KIDS GASP AND EXCLAIM)
(KIDS SCREAMING)
(KIDS SCREAMING)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) What?
(LAUGHS) What?
(LAUGHS) You don't even know where school is.
(LAUGHS) You don't even know where school is.
(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LOW PITCHED CHIME)
(LOW PITCHED CHIME)
(MAN LAUGHS)
(MAN LAUGHS)
(MARC CHUCKLES)
(MARC CHUCKLES)
(MARGARET YELPS)
(MARGARET YELPS)
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
(MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUFFLED MUMBLING)
(MUFFLED MUMBLING)
(MUFFLED RATTLING)
(MUFFLED RATTLING)
(MUFFLED YELLING)
(MUFFLED YELLING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(OFFICER GASPS)
(OFFICER GASPS)
(OFFICER GRUNTS)
(OFFICER GRUNTS)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING AND WHIMPERING)
(PANTING AND WHIMPERING)
(PANTING WEAKLY)
(PANTING WEAKLY)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING) Barney! Come on!
(PANTING) Barney! Come on!
(PLAYFULLY) I have stayed here and learnt stuff.
(PLAYFULLY) I have stayed here and learnt stuff.
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
(POP SONG PLAYING)
(POP SONG PLAYING)
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
(POWERING UP)
(POWERING UP)
(POWERS DOWN)
(POWERS DOWN)
(POWERS DOWN)
(POWERS DOWN)
(POWERS DOWN)
(POWERS DOWN)
(RICH WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
(RICH WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
(RON DINGS)
(RON DINGS)
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
(SAVANNAH GRUNTING)
(SAVANNAH GRUNTING)
(SAVANNAH SHRIEKING)
(SAVANNAH SHRIEKING)
(SAVANNAH SOBBING)
(SAVANNAH SOBBING)
(SCANNING NOISILY)
(SCANNING NOISILY)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
(SCOFFS) So last three millennia.
(SCOFFS) So last three millennia.
(SCOOTER SQUEAKING)
(SCOOTER SQUEAKING)
(SCOOTER SQUEAKING)
(SCOOTER SQUEAKING)
(SCREAMING MANIACALLY)
(SCREAMING MANIACALLY)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SHRIEKING AND YELLING)
(SHRIEKING AND YELLING)
(SHRIEKS)
(SHRIEKS)
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUDDERS)
(SHUDDERS)
(SHUDDERS)
(SHUDDERS)
(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(SIGHS HOPELESSLY)
(SIGHS HOPELESSLY)
(SIGHS IN EXHAUSTION)
(SIGHS IN EXHAUSTION)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) I was wrong.
(SIGHS) I was wrong.
(SIGHS) I'm sorry. I'll be back soon.
(SIGHS) I'm sorry. I'll be back soon.
(SIGHS) It's okay, Dad. Really.
(SIGHS) It's okay, Dad. Really.
(SIGHS) Oh, this is not okay, Ron.
(SIGHS) Oh, this is not okay, Ron.
(SIGHS) Okay. Andrew, you do this.
(SIGHS) Okay. Andrew, you do this.
(SIGHS) You never even said happy birthday.
(SIGHS) You never even said happy birthday.
(SINGING) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪
(SINGING) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪
(SLURPING LOUDLY)
(SLURPING LOUDLY)
(SLURPS) Butter on its own.
(SLURPS) Butter on its own.
(SNIFFLES) we'll swap them all for a good one.
(SNIFFLES) we'll swap them all for a good one.
(SNORTS) What? You mean, for real?
(SNORTS) What? You mean, for real?
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
(SOFT BUZZING)
(SOFT BUZZING)
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
(SOFT UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOFT UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
(SPEAKS MIXED SLAVIC LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKS MIXED SLAVIC LANGUAGE)
(SPUTTERS, LAUGHS)
(SPUTTERS, LAUGHS)
(STATIC CRACKLING, GLITCHING)
(STATIC CRACKLING, GLITCHING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STOPS SINGING)
(STOPS SINGING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
(STUDENTS CONTINUES CHATTERING)
(STUDENTS CONTINUES CHATTERING)
(STUDENTS SCREAMING AND LAUGHING)
(STUDENTS SCREAMING AND LAUGHING)
(SYSTEM CHIMES, POWERING UP)
(SYSTEM CHIMES, POWERING UP)
(SYSTEM POWERS DOWN, BLEEPS)
(SYSTEM POWERS DOWN, BLEEPS)
(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TRILLS)
(TRILLS)
(TRILLS)
(TRILLS)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG CONTINUES)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG CONTINUES)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG CONTINUES)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG CONTINUES)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG PLAYING)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG PLAYING)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG PLAYING)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG PLAYING)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG PLAYING)
(UP TEMPO POP SONG PLAYING)
(UPBEAT FOLK SONG PLAYS) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
(UPBEAT FOLK SONG PLAYS) ♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT SPY MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT SPY MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPTEMPO POP SONG PLAYING)
(UPTEMPO POP SONG PLAYING)
(VOICE QUIVERING) Ron, I'll never find you.
(VOICE QUIVERING) Ron, I'll never find you.
(WARNING TONE BEEPING)
(WARNING TONE BEEPING)
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)
(WEAKLY) Why are you guys here?
(WEAKLY) Why are you guys here?
(WHEEZES)
(WHEEZES)
(WHEEZES) Sorry.
(WHEEZES) Sorry.
(WHEEZING)
(WHEEZING)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHISPERING) We gotta get out of here.
(WHISPERING) We gotta get out of here.
(WHOOPING)
(WHOOPING)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(WRESTLING BOT SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
(WRESTLING BOT SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
(YAWNS)
(YAWNS)
(YAWNS)
(YAWNS)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLS IN FRUSTRATION)
(YELLS IN FRUSTRATION)
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELPING)
(YELPING)
(YELPS, SCREAMS)
(YELPS, SCREAMS)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)
♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dakka ♪
♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ (LAUGHS)
♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ (LAUGHS)
♪ It pooped me ♪
♪ It pooped me ♪
♪ Let's learn where we pee and poo ♪
♪ Let's learn where we pee and poo ♪

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