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The Addams Family The Addams Family is a well-known American television show that has become an iconic piece of pop

The Addams Family

The Addams Family is a well-known American television show that has become an iconic piece of pop culture. Created by cartoonist Charles Addams, the Addams Family first made its debut in comic strip form in 1938. The comic strip portrayed a strange and macabre family living in a gothic mansion, embracing and celebrating their dark and morbid tendencies.

Due to its tremendous success, The Addams Family was adapted into a television series in 1964, which aired for two seasons until 1966. The show beautifully illustrated the creepy-yet-charming life of the Addams family, filling our screens with the antics of Gomez, Morticia, Wednesday, Pugsley, Uncle Fester, Grandmama, and their butler Lurch.

The beloved cast of the show included John Astin as Gomez Addams, Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams, Lisa Loring as Wednesday Addams, Ken Weatherwax as Pugsley Addams, Jackie Coogan as Uncle Fester, Blossom Rock as Grandmama Addams, and Ted Cassidy as Lurch. Together, they brought the eccentric yet loving members of the Addams Family to life with their incredible performances and impeccable chemistry on screen.

The Addams Family captured people's hearts and quickly became a cult classic, with audiences falling in love with the dark humor and quirky nature of the show. Its popularity led to various adaptations, including a handful of animated series and several movies.

One of the most popular adaptations was the 1991 film "The Addams Family," directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. This darkly comedic film brought the Addams Family back to the big screen and featured an all-star cast. Raul Julia portrayed Gomez Addams, while Anjelica Huston played Morticia Addams. Christina Ricci delivered an unforgettable performance as Wednesday Addams, and Jimmy Workman played Pugsley Addams. Christopher Lloyd was a standout as the lovable and eccentric Uncle Fester, and Carel Struycken brilliantly portrayed the stoic butler Lurch.

"The Addams Family" movie not only captured the essence of the original television show but also introduced the iconic theme song, composed by Vic Mizzy. The theme song perfectly sets the tone for the creepy and hilarious world of the Addams Family, and it has become just as famous as the beloved characters themselves.

If you're looking to relive the mischief of the Addams Family, you can now play and download their sounds! Whether it's the memorable theme song, Wednesday Addams' sly remarks, or Gomez's passionate declarations of love for Morticia, these sounds will transport you back to the unconventional and delightful world of the Addams Family.

In conclusion, The Addams Family has left an indelible mark on popular culture. From its humble beginnings as a comic strip to its successful television series and subsequent movies, the eccentric family has enchanted audiences around the world. Their dark humor and charming oddities have resonated with countless fans, and their legacy continues to thrive to this day.

A broomstick You can crawl on
A broomstick You can crawl on
A decent place to sleep for the night.
A decent place to sleep for the night.
A family?
A family?
A friend's.
A friend's.
A moldy sandwich?
A moldy sandwich?
A question, what in heaven's name was it?
A question, what in heaven's name was it?
A town. This is not good.
A town. This is not good.
A'ight, this a party
A'ight, this a party
A'ight, this a party Let's not make a problem
A'ight, this a party Let's not make a problem
About to go global
About to go global
Across the square.
Across the square.
Actually, Ms. Needler...
Actually, Ms. Needler...
Actually, my mother's reaction was, well, unexpected.
Actually, my mother's reaction was, well, unexpected.
Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks.
Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks.
Addams aren't wanted here!
Addams aren't wanted here!
Addams aren't wanted here!
Addams aren't wanted here!
Addams is as Addams does
Addams is as Addams does
After the school for tea and séance in the cemetery?
After the school for tea and séance in the cemetery?
Ah, Auntie Sloom.
Ah, Auntie Sloom.
Ah, one more thing...
Ah, one more thing...
Ah, she makes a point.
Ah, she makes a point.
Ah, Shelly Longbottom, on Sugar Ridge Lane.
Ah, Shelly Longbottom, on Sugar Ridge Lane.
Ah, suit yourself.
Ah, suit yourself.
Ah, there you are.
Ah, there you are.
Ah, there's my little storm cloud!
Ah, there's my little storm cloud!
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes. The toilet woman.
Ah, yes. The toilet woman.
Ah, you always manage to bring a tear to my eye!
Ah, you always manage to bring a tear to my eye!
Ah! Let me try that.
Ah! Let me try that.
Ah. Now I understand. This is a children's prison.
Ah. Now I understand. This is a children's prison.
Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
Ain't no windows, ain't no doors
All Addamses under one roof again.
All Addamses under one roof again.
All of them.
All of them.
All right, Ichabod. I'm awake.
All right, Ichabod. I'm awake.
All right, Pop. I'll practice.
All right, Pop. I'll practice.
All right, Pugsley, let's, uh, go through it again.
All right, Pugsley, let's, uh, go through it again.
All right, son. That's enough.
All right, son. That's enough.
All right. How are you gonna help me?
All right. How are you gonna help me?
All right. Thank you.
All right. Thank you.
All the neighborhood children attend.
All the neighborhood children attend.
All we have to do is pull down the side walls,
All we have to do is pull down the side walls,
All we have to do is pull down the side walls!
All we have to do is pull down the side walls!
Always kinda knew it'd end up like this.
Always kinda knew it'd end up like this.
Always remember, Pugsley,
Always remember, Pugsley,
And all of you to our audience in just an hour.
And all of you to our audience in just an hour.
And all she wants to do is run toward it.
And all she wants to do is run toward it.
And before you say anything, you're welcome.
And before you say anything, you're welcome.
And deliver these two
And deliver these two
And doesn't truly understand
And doesn't truly understand
And drink 'em both up!
And drink 'em both up!
And everybody hurts
And everybody hurts
And feeding them our pets!
And feeding them our pets!
And he's going to make a fool of himself
And he's going to make a fool of himself
And here's our bottomless pit.
And here's our bottomless pit.
And I become a fugitive.
And I become a fugitive.
And I cleaned them out.
And I cleaned them out.
And I just wanted to tell you, from the bottom of my heart,
And I just wanted to tell you, from the bottom of my heart,
And I roll the best... 'cause I got it going on
And I roll the best... 'cause I got it going on
And I said, I got my son ready for his Mazurka,
And I said, I got my son ready for his Mazurka,
And I should like to investigate.
And I should like to investigate.
And I think I know where she got it.
And I think I know where she got it.
And I thought everybody had one of those.
And I thought everybody had one of those.
And I want a blizzard of confetti.
And I want a blizzard of confetti.
And I'll meet you in the town square. Agreed?
And I'll meet you in the town square. Agreed?
And I'm about to stage a Design Intervention!
And I'm about to stage a Design Intervention!
And I'm hearing wedding bells!
And I'm hearing wedding bells!
And I've got a bunch of family I need to get rid of.
And I've got a bunch of family I need to get rid of.
And if a... get a attitude
And if a... get a attitude
And if things aren't done the traditional way,
And if things aren't done the traditional way,
And in just two weeks, on our live season finale,
And in just two weeks, on our live season finale,
And introduce ourselves at once.
And introduce ourselves at once.
And it is true, they are odd.
And it is true, they are odd.
And it will drive you insane
And it will drive you insane
And it's just so...
And it's just so...
And my brother, Fester.
And my brother, Fester.
And now it seems she stood me up.
And now it seems she stood me up.
And now, the Sabre Mazurka.
And now, the Sabre Mazurka.
And now, the transition into manhood.
And now, the transition into manhood.
And now, there's an infestation of them!
And now, there's an infestation of them!
And passes judgment on your worth as a human being.
And passes judgment on your worth as a human being.
And so are all of you.
And so are all of you.
And stabbed your name onto my heart.
And stabbed your name onto my heart.
And swinging hammers first thing in the morning.
And swinging hammers first thing in the morning.
And that guy trying to put a tiny tuxedo on his cat.
And that guy trying to put a tiny tuxedo on his cat.
And the M 80s.
And the M 80s.
And the Mazurka could be a disaster!
And the Mazurka could be a disaster!
And the night
And the night
And the TNT.
And the TNT.
And their view of your property is, well, off brand.
And their view of your property is, well, off brand.
And then also break down the other two walls.
And then also break down the other two walls.
And there you are.
And there you are.
And there you go. With just those little touches...
And there you go. With just those little touches...
And there's our science teacher, Ms. Gravely,
And there's our science teacher, Ms. Gravely,
And this is our whine cellar.
And this is our whine cellar.
And three, two, one...
And three, two, one...
And turn it into a place
And turn it into a place
And turn it into the perfect palace of your dreams.
And turn it into the perfect palace of your dreams.
And watches you all of the time.
And watches you all of the time.
And wear something that would shock her.
And wear something that would shock her.
And what about in there?
And what about in there?
And when that happens,
And when that happens,
And you might actually get through this.
And you might actually get through this.
And you've barely practiced at all.
And you've barely practiced at all.
And your every wish shall be granted.
And your every wish shall be granted.
And your mutant family along with it! Ah!
And your mutant family along with it! Ah!
And, we're out!
And, we're out!
And... I love you.
And... I love you.
Anyone of age can enroll.
Anyone of age can enroll.
Are we gonna be famous?
Are we gonna be famous?
Are ya ready for your Margaux makeover now?
Are ya ready for your Margaux makeover now?
Are you ready for your Margaux makeover?
Are you ready for your Margaux makeover?
Are you sure about this?
Are you sure about this?
Argh! This is that little creep Wednesday Addams' work!
Argh! This is that little creep Wednesday Addams' work!
As your neighbor, I'd like to offer you
As your neighbor, I'd like to offer you
Asia, most parts of Africa.
Asia, most parts of Africa.
Assimilation.
Assimilation.
Attached to the other end of these.
Attached to the other end of these.
Attention, please. Attention!
Attention, please. Attention!
Auntie Sloom!
Auntie Sloom!
Auntie Sloom? Can I get you anything?
Auntie Sloom? Can I get you anything?
Awesome. Totally awesome.
Awesome. Totally awesome.
Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay,
Ay, ay, ay,
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Bad Kitty! That's a bad Kitty!
Bad Kitty! That's a bad Kitty!
Ball out, hey Show out
Ball out, hey Show out
Be careful what you wish for, Ms. Needler.
Be careful what you wish for, Ms. Needler.
Because it's my calling to make everyone the same.
Because it's my calling to make everyone the same.
Because you are my brother.
Because you are my brother.
Because your houses have been infested with Needler Vision.
Because your houses have been infested with Needler Vision.
Before rust and decay set in.
Before rust and decay set in.
Before you try to get your hooks in me
Before you try to get your hooks in me
Before you try to get your hooks in me
Before you try to get your hooks in me
Besides, our parents have made it clear
Besides, our parents have made it clear
Bethany, is it?
Bethany, is it?
Bethany's changed her look.
Bethany's changed her look.
Better?
Better?
Big dreams. You know how you get big dreams?
Big dreams. You know how you get big dreams?
Bill, John, do you still have that lovely catapult?
Bill, John, do you still have that lovely catapult?
Blah, blah, blah. Sconces, crown molding.
Blah, blah, blah. Sconces, crown molding.
Blow F 6!
Blow F 6!
Brother!
Brother!
But deep down, we're all the same.
But deep down, we're all the same.
But for now, it's safer for you here.
But for now, it's safer for you here.
But I can beautify that old house of yours so fast,
But I can beautify that old house of yours so fast,
But I don't have time to talk right now, sweetheart.
But I don't have time to talk right now, sweetheart.
But I don't trust that Margaux woman.
But I don't trust that Margaux woman.
But I escaped and talked my way
But I escaped and talked my way
But I love it when you smile
But I love it when you smile
But I love it when you smile
But I love it when you smile
But I must admit,
But I must admit,
But I'll try.
But I'll try.
But is that really as tight as you can make it?
But is that really as tight as you can make it?
But mine already does that. Look.
But mine already does that. Look.
But my mom makes me wear this stuff,
But my mom makes me wear this stuff,
But my mother insists.
But my mother insists.
But now, I think you're really cool.
But now, I think you're really cool.
But swords are so old fashioned.
But swords are so old fashioned.
But the Mazurka isn't for a week.
But the Mazurka isn't for a week.
But this family
But this family
But this family about to go global
But this family about to go global
But this family is about to go global
But this family is about to go global
But this family is about to go global
But this family is about to go global
But we say it's cool
But we say it's cool
But we shouldn't judge them
But we shouldn't judge them
But what do I know?
But what do I know?
But when you found out that campfires
But when you found out that campfires
But you really have done enough.
But you really have done enough.
By Neighborhood Peeps.
By Neighborhood Peeps.
Cage school 101.
Cage school 101.
Can anyone go to your school?
Can anyone go to your school?
Can you tell us what's beyond the gate?
Can you tell us what's beyond the gate?
Cara mia.
Cara mia.
Careful where your heart treads
Careful where your heart treads
Charmed.
Charmed.
Come down and say hello
Come down and say hello
Come now, my little raven.
Come now, my little raven.
Come on, Tish, let's explore the neighborhood.
Come on, Tish, let's explore the neighborhood.
Contact your doctor.
Contact your doctor.
Could it be abandoned?
Could it be abandoned?
Cross here, turn, and then say something like,
Cross here, turn, and then say something like,
Darling,
Darling,
Darling, bring that to me.
Darling, bring that to me.
Darling, not to criticize,
Darling, not to criticize,
Darling, we have all the horror
Darling, we have all the horror
Darling, Wednesday will be fine.
Darling, Wednesday will be fine.
Darling...
Darling...
Dearly be loathed,
Dearly be loathed,
Deep breath, Margaux.
Deep breath, Margaux.
Did you hear it click?
Did you hear it click?
Dig up your brother. At once.
Dig up your brother. At once.
Do I have something in my teeth? What is it?
Do I have something in my teeth? What is it?
Do not speak to your mother that way.
Do not speak to your mother that way.
Do you know how long it took for me to set this up?
Do you know how long it took for me to set this up?
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Do you think we should investigate?
Do you think we should investigate?
Do your worst!
Do your worst!
Don't cut your eyes on my crew unless you're ready to dance.
Don't cut your eyes on my crew unless you're ready to dance.
Don't forget the gift basket, silly.
Don't forget the gift basket, silly.
Don't forget to kick your father good night.
Don't forget to kick your father good night.
Don't go soft on me, people.
Don't go soft on me, people.
Don't let me interrupt your cup of joe
Don't let me interrupt your cup of joe
Don't let yourself go
Don't let yourself go
Don't make me come up there!
Don't make me come up there!
Don't mess with my family
Don't mess with my family
Don't mess with my family
Don't mess with my family
Don't mess with my family
Don't mess with my family
Don't mess with my family
Don't mess with my family
Don't touch another thing!
Don't touch another thing!
Don't worry, I'm okay.
Don't worry, I'm okay.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't you have Chipper 'N' Cheer practice this afternoon?
Don't you have Chipper 'N' Cheer practice this afternoon?
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot
Eight legs, nine lives.
Eight legs, nine lives.
Elsewhere.
Elsewhere.
Even if I am the only one who sees it.
Even if I am the only one who sees it.
Every Addams performs this rite of passage
Every Addams performs this rite of passage
Every house must sell
Every house must sell
Everybody come together
Everybody come together
Everybody hurts
Everybody hurts
Everyone can hear you.
Everyone can hear you.
Everyone knows pink is a gateway color.
Everyone knows pink is a gateway color.
Everyone, follow my boy!
Everyone, follow my boy!
Everyone, grab on!
Everyone, grab on!
Everyone, to the bridge!
Everyone, to the bridge!
Everything is so much better
Everything is so much better
Everything's boring and fake and bright,
Everything's boring and fake and bright,
Exactly.
Exactly.
Excuse me, I just tooted.
Excuse me, I just tooted.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm Trudy.
Excuse me. I'm Trudy.
Exhibit A.
Exhibit A.
Exhibit B. Trudy Pickering.
Exhibit B. Trudy Pickering.
Explosives have no place in a Mazurka. Hand them over.
Explosives have no place in a Mazurka. Hand them over.
Family, family
Family, family
Family, family
Family, family
Farewell, brother Pugsley.
Farewell, brother Pugsley.
Fester, a year wouldn't be enough to get him ready.
Fester, a year wouldn't be enough to get him ready.
Fester, hand him
Fester, hand him
Fester, stop!
Fester, stop!
Finally, back to normal.
Finally, back to normal.
Find yourself. Serve time!
Find yourself. Serve time!
Fine.
Fine.
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Flip the switch!
Flip the switch!
Follow the instructions.
Follow the instructions.
Follow us everywhere we go?
Follow us everywhere we go?
For heaven's sake, what's going on?
For heaven's sake, what's going on?
French. You know what that does to me.
French. You know what that does to me.
From a world renowned interior designer?
From a world renowned interior designer?
From Shelly Longbottom to everyone,
From Shelly Longbottom to everyone,
From the top. Music!
From the top. Music!
From those who would do us harm!
From those who would do us harm!
Furthermore, I think I can help you
Furthermore, I think I can help you
Gathered together for this Addams tradition.
Gathered together for this Addams tradition.
Get out, Addams!
Get out, Addams!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get rid of those houses.
Get rid of those houses.
Girls making other girls feel bad about themselves.
Girls making other girls feel bad about themselves.
Give my creature life!
Give my creature life!
Glenn, what do you want in the frame?
Glenn, what do you want in the frame?
Glenn?
Glenn?
Go ahead. Show 'em what you're good at.
Go ahead. Show 'em what you're good at.
Go stand beside it.
Go stand beside it.
Gomez Addams. At your service.
Gomez Addams. At your service.
Gomez, everyone we've invited
Gomez, everyone we've invited
Gomez, I'll be blunt.
Gomez, I'll be blunt.
Gomez, this tradition is not to be taken lightly.
Gomez, this tradition is not to be taken lightly.
Gomez, we should return home.
Gomez, we should return home.
Gomez, you gotta calm down!
Gomez, you gotta calm down!
Gomez.
Gomez.
Good day, all.
Good day, all.
Good luck with your Mazurka.
Good luck with your Mazurka.
Good morning, Kitty.
Good morning, Kitty.
Good morning! I hope this isn't a bad time.
Good morning! I hope this isn't a bad time.
Good news, everybody. Pugsley's gone.
Good news, everybody. Pugsley's gone.
Good! Maybe it'll burn away the weird!
Good! Maybe it'll burn away the weird!
Good. Wait a second.
Good. Wait a second.
Grab onto my hairy hump!
Grab onto my hairy hump!
Grandma, we already have a band.
Grandma, we already have a band.
Grandma, what a surprise.
Grandma, what a surprise.
Great shot!
Great shot!
Great.
Great.
Greetings, Dr. Flambe! How you doing?
Greetings, Dr. Flambe! How you doing?
Greetings, Ms. Needler.
Greetings, Ms. Needler.
Guess what I've got, Pugsley?
Guess what I've got, Pugsley?
Ha ha! Well done, Pugsley!
Ha ha! Well done, Pugsley!
Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Ha! That reminds me.
Ha! That reminds me.
Hair clip, please.
Hair clip, please.
Hang on
Hang on
Has anyone ever failed the Mazurka?
Has anyone ever failed the Mazurka?
Has anyone seen my Shih Tzu Fee fee?
Has anyone seen my Shih Tzu Fee fee?
Haunted house
Haunted house
Haunted house
Haunted house
Have a good day at school, dear.
Have a good day at school, dear.
Have danced the Mazurka with this blade.
Have danced the Mazurka with this blade.
Have Ichabod wake the children.
Have Ichabod wake the children.
He looks very small.
He looks very small.
He said you were in over your head.
He said you were in over your head.
He will begin with a reading from the Terror,
He will begin with a reading from the Terror,
He'd better be ready
He'd better be ready
He's had all his shots!
He's had all his shots!
He's like training a puppy, adorable but tiresome.
He's like training a puppy, adorable but tiresome.
He's too easy.
He's too easy.
Heads up.
Heads up.
Hello, Mother.
Hello, Mother.
Hello, my uglies!
Hello, my uglies!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Her breath is like a baby's diaper.
Her breath is like a baby's diaper.
Her face reminds me of a death mask.
Her face reminds me of a death mask.
Here's Pugsley!
Here's Pugsley!
Hey, alto, you're flat.
Hey, alto, you're flat.
Hey, guys, this is me now.
Hey, guys, this is me now.
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, it's refreshing, okay?
Hey, it's refreshing, okay?
Hey, Mom.
Hey, Mom.
Hey, neighbor!
Hey, neighbor!
Hey, Parker.
Hey, Parker.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey. Do you wanna go to the mall?
Hey. Do you wanna go to the mall?
Hi, guys. I'm going up to this creepy mansion.
Hi, guys. I'm going up to this creepy mansion.
Hidden depths.
Hidden depths.
His Mazurka was the stuff of legends.
His Mazurka was the stuff of legends.
Hit the showers, kid.
Hit the showers, kid.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. You know, I'm looking for something a bit stronger.
Hmm. You know, I'm looking for something a bit stronger.
Hold on, unless I miss my guess here,
Hold on, unless I miss my guess here,
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold still.
Hold still.
Holy Hades!
Holy Hades!
Home, Art and Garden television.
Home, Art and Garden television.
Honey! Oh, those awful people up on the hill.
Honey! Oh, those awful people up on the hill.
Hope I'm not crashing the party.
Hope I'm not crashing the party.
How about...
How about...
How dare you enter this house like that.
How dare you enter this house like that.
How do all those people fit in that little contraption?
How do all those people fit in that little contraption?
How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?
How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?
How I wish something would liven up
How I wish something would liven up
How rude.
How rude.
How would you like to join me tomorrow
How would you like to join me tomorrow
How you doing?
How you doing?
How'd you like a free home makeover
How'd you like a free home makeover
Howdy, neighbor. How's the new house?
Howdy, neighbor. How's the new house?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh. So, not late.
Huh. So, not late.
I agree, Gomez.
I agree, Gomez.
I am thrilled you're here!
I am thrilled you're here!
I apologize, darling.
I apologize, darling.
I believe everything I read.
I believe everything I read.
I believe it
I believe it
I believe that is supposed to be music.
I believe that is supposed to be music.
I believe the word you're looking for is "unfortunate."
I believe the word you're looking for is "unfortunate."
I bet my home improvement empire on this town.
I bet my home improvement empire on this town.
I call spleen.
I call spleen.
I can honestly say
I can honestly say
I can't believe you bothered
I can't believe you bothered
I can't do it, Pop.
I can't do it, Pop.
I can't play by those rules anymore.
I can't play by those rules anymore.
I certainly hope the boy's ready.
I certainly hope the boy's ready.
I concur.
I concur.
I could really see myself dying here.
I could really see myself dying here.
I decided that from now on, I choose my clothes, not you.
I decided that from now on, I choose my clothes, not you.
I do not like it.
I do not like it.
I don't know. I look black and white in all of them.
I don't know. I look black and white in all of them.
I don't think you understand.
I don't think you understand.
I don't wanna brag,
I don't wanna brag,
I expect you to convince
I expect you to convince
I fear Pugsley is overconfident
I fear Pugsley is overconfident
I forgot to let you be who you are.
I forgot to let you be who you are.
I found a creepy mansion up on the hill!
I found a creepy mansion up on the hill!
I got something for her!
I got something for her!
I got something for ya.
I got something for ya.
I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
I guess so. But who'd want to?
I guess so. But who'd want to?
I hate it here!
I hate it here!
I have 50 houses to sell down there,
I have 50 houses to sell down there,
I haven't bathed in two weeks. Ugh.
I haven't bathed in two weeks. Ugh.
I haven't been able
I haven't been able
I hear it's like Thanksgiving.
I hear it's like Thanksgiving.
I heard a strange noise in the fog earlier,
I heard a strange noise in the fog earlier,
I hold people prisoner, not the other way around.
I hold people prisoner, not the other way around.
I hope the other guy looks worse.
I hope the other guy looks worse.
I intend to bring the house down.
I intend to bring the house down.
I just want it to go perfectly.
I just want it to go perfectly.
I knew I should have picked to live with my dad.
I knew I should have picked to live with my dad.
I knew there was no way
I knew there was no way
I know the last time we saw each other,
I know the last time we saw each other,
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
I let you down.
I let you down.
I let you down.
I let you down.
I like it like that Ooh, baby
I like it like that Ooh, baby
I love him!
I love him!
I may not have a cell phone...
I may not have a cell phone...
I need help. Aren't I people?
I need help. Aren't I people?
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I now pronounce you...
I now pronounce you...
I prefer to set my sights
I prefer to set my sights
I repeat, she did not go to her friend's...
I repeat, she did not go to her friend's...
I said I like it like that
I said I like it like that
I see I got here just in time.
I see I got here just in time.
I shall be staying with you for a while.
I shall be staying with you for a while.
I should like to see what this plastic woman has to offer.
I should like to see what this plastic woman has to offer.
I should warn you, my dear
I should warn you, my dear
I should warn you, my dear
I should warn you, my dear
I spent time with these people,
I spent time with these people,
I spoke with Parker this afternoon.
I spoke with Parker this afternoon.
I take your uninspired living space
I take your uninspired living space
I think I can see my house from here.
I think I can see my house from here.
I think it would be good for me.
I think it would be good for me.
I think she's distancing herself from me.
I think she's distancing herself from me.
I think they'll want to stay for good.
I think they'll want to stay for good.
I think they're going to need a little more help.
I think they're going to need a little more help.
I thought you were in Prague.
I thought you were in Prague.
I thought you were super weird.
I thought you were super weird.
I tried to raise him to be an Addams, but I failed.
I tried to raise him to be an Addams, but I failed.
I trust that the boy has been properly trained.
I trust that the boy has been properly trained.
I wanna say "thank you"...
I wanna say "thank you"...
I want a home again.
I want a home again.
I want a rematch! Right here! Right now!
I want a rematch! Right here! Right now!
I want our children to grow up in peace.
I want our children to grow up in peace.
I want so much confetti that we need
I want so much confetti that we need
I want them out!
I want them out!
I want to find a new home
I want to find a new home
I want to pick out cemetery plots.
I want to pick out cemetery plots.
I warned you about sending her to public school.
I warned you about sending her to public school.
I was shocked how thrilling it felt.
I was shocked how thrilling it felt.
I was so focused on doing things
I was so focused on doing things
I was!
I was!
I will relish hounding you
I will relish hounding you
I wish I could do that.
I wish I could do that.
I won that fight! And I was glad I cheated!
I won that fight! And I was glad I cheated!
I won't tell anyone if you don't.
I won't tell anyone if you don't.
I would have prepared the dungeon.
I would have prepared the dungeon.
I wouldn't want my favorite African Strangler to choke.
I wouldn't want my favorite African Strangler to choke.
I'd do just that
I'd do just that
I'd go to war for my family
I'd go to war for my family
I'd go to war for my family
I'd go to war for my family
I'd tip my hat to you
I'd tip my hat to you
I'd tip my hat to you But I haven't got a hat
I'd tip my hat to you But I haven't got a hat
I'll hold them off!
I'll hold them off!
I'll never forget you, Pugsley!
I'll never forget you, Pugsley!
I'll see you at your house, first thing tomorrow.
I'll see you at your house, first thing tomorrow.
I'll talk to her. Hand me that bear trap.
I'll talk to her. Hand me that bear trap.
I'm actually cutting cage right now.
I'm actually cutting cage right now.
I'm allowed in Antarctica!
I'm allowed in Antarctica!
I'm bewitched by your misery
I'm bewitched by your misery
I'm bewitched by your misery
I'm bewitched by your misery
I'm cage schooled.
I'm cage schooled.
I'm gonna pop in here for two minutes
I'm gonna pop in here for two minutes
I'm just a bit preoccupied with the Mazurka preparations.
I'm just a bit preoccupied with the Mazurka preparations.
I'm just a college boy, even at that
I'm just a college boy, even at that
I'm king of the world!
I'm king of the world!
I'm living my truth.
I'm living my truth.
I'm Margaux Needler,
I'm Margaux Needler,
I'm more of a demolitions man.
I'm more of a demolitions man.
I'm not going anywhere with you.
I'm not going anywhere with you.
I'm not late, am I?
I'm not late, am I?
I'm not locked up in here with you, Bethany.
I'm not locked up in here with you, Bethany.
I'm not sure. I like it.
I'm not sure. I like it.
I'm scared to close my eyes.
I'm scared to close my eyes.
I'm scared to open them.
I'm scared to open them.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm so delighted to show you my house.
I'm so delighted to show you my house.
I'm so glad you're exploring, Parker,
I'm so glad you're exploring, Parker,
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm sorry, Gomez.
I'm sorry, Gomez.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm staying with my friend.
I'm staying with my friend.
I'm sure they're good.
I'm sure they're good.
I'm turning grey.
I'm turning grey.
I'm worried for the children!
I'm worried for the children!
I've done this thousands of times.
I've done this thousands of times.
I've failed him, Fester.
I've failed him, Fester.
I've never seen you at school.
I've never seen you at school.
I've practiced that move in a lot of people's homes.
I've practiced that move in a lot of people's homes.
Ichabod, quick, lower your branches!
Ichabod, quick, lower your branches!
If a Mazurka lasts for more than four hours,
If a Mazurka lasts for more than four hours,
If I'd known you were coming,
If I'd known you were coming,
If other people are scared, then I'm scared.
If other people are scared, then I'm scared.
If someone posted it,
If someone posted it,
If they're freaks, then I'm a freak.
If they're freaks, then I'm a freak.
If this doesn't work,
If this doesn't work,
If we get rid of them,
If we get rid of them,
If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, send backup.
If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, send backup.
If you like it, hit "like," but who cares if you like it.
If you like it, hit "like," but who cares if you like it.
If you like, Mother.
If you like, Mother.
If your daughter can't be on time,
If your daughter can't be on time,
In a Design Intervention first,
In a Design Intervention first,
In a summer patchouli roast.
In a summer patchouli roast.
In a young man's life.
In a young man's life.
In front of everyone!
In front of everyone!
In my abnormal psychology journals.
In my abnormal psychology journals.
In my private time?
In my private time?
In the town of your dreams!
In the town of your dreams!
Into all of the houses.
Into all of the houses.
Into stark raving lunatics.
Into stark raving lunatics.
Into the yawning void of matrimony,
Into the yawning void of matrimony,
Intriguing.
Intriguing.
Is attendance mandatory?
Is attendance mandatory?
Is everyone all right?
Is everyone all right?
Is he all right?
Is he all right?
Is that a wrinkle I see on your pallid brow?
Is that a wrinkle I see on your pallid brow?
Is this why you skipped tea and séance?
Is this why you skipped tea and séance?
Is to be exactly like them.
Is to be exactly like them.
Isn't it great when we are all together?
Isn't it great when we are all together?
It ain't cheating if no one catches you.
It ain't cheating if no one catches you.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
It has notes of oak, cherry, and yoga.
It has notes of oak, cherry, and yoga.
It is an honor...
It is an honor...
It is indeed a rare privilege to see our family
It is indeed a rare privilege to see our family
It must be true.
It must be true.
It sounds easy, but believe me, it's insane!
It sounds easy, but believe me, it's insane!
It suits her.
It suits her.
It tastes like cotton candy.
It tastes like cotton candy.
It will be a challenge,
It will be a challenge,
It will be years
It will be years
It. Cousin. You made it!
It. Cousin. You made it!
It'll be like sleepaway camp.
It'll be like sleepaway camp.
It'll make your head spin.
It'll make your head spin.
It's a gracious offer, Ms. Needler,
It's a gracious offer, Ms. Needler,
It's about protecting our family
It's about protecting our family
It's alive! It's alive!
It's alive! It's alive!
It's all right here, in the Mazurka handbook.
It's all right here, in the Mazurka handbook.
It's all so... different.
It's all so... different.
It's bad enough this Mazurka is taking place in New Jersey.
It's bad enough this Mazurka is taking place in New Jersey.
It's called "junior high."
It's called "junior high."
It's creepy. Kooky.
It's creepy. Kooky.
It's easy to be happy when you have no choice
It's easy to be happy when you have no choice
It's hideous.
It's hideous.
It's home.
It's home.
It's horrible.
It's horrible.
It's late. I'm worried.
It's late. I'm worried.
It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
It's like a dream, but you hope it's real
It's locked and loaded, Margaux.
It's locked and loaded, Margaux.
It's Margaux!
It's Margaux!
It's Margaux.
It's Margaux.
It's not Wednesday I'm worried about.
It's not Wednesday I'm worried about.
It's obvious they don't belong here.
It's obvious they don't belong here.
It's our son's Mazurka. You understand.
It's our son's Mazurka. You understand.
It's perfect. Ms. Needler, you have a gift.
It's perfect. Ms. Needler, you have a gift.
It's quiet. Too quiet.
It's quiet. Too quiet.
It's so... What's the word? The opposite of sad?
It's so... What's the word? The opposite of sad?
It's supposed to be on
It's supposed to be on
It's the day your entire family gathers around you
It's the day your entire family gathers around you
It's the last run through before the finale,
It's the last run through before the finale,
It's the network.
It's the network.
It's the rest of them. We may need to provide an alibi.
It's the rest of them. We may need to provide an alibi.
It's the trap you've been waiting for
It's the trap you've been waiting for
It's the trap you've been waiting for
It's the trap you've been waiting for
It's the trap you've been waiting for
It's the trap you've been waiting for
It's time for breakfast.
It's time for breakfast.
It's tragic when people can't accept
It's tragic when people can't accept
It's true! I sent for her!
It's true! I sent for her!
It's way more common than you think.
It's way more common than you think.
It's what makes you an Addams.
It's what makes you an Addams.
Judy, you start here,
Judy, you start here,
Just a moment, what am I hearing?
Just a moment, what am I hearing?
Just because they're different.
Just because they're different.
Just didn't think it'd be so soon.
Just didn't think it'd be so soon.
Just get this nasty little floor out of the way,
Just get this nasty little floor out of the way,
Just what I said.
Just what I said.
Ken, you're gonna follow Judy.
Ken, you're gonna follow Judy.
Leave already!
Leave already!
Left a bit. Up a bit.
Left a bit. Up a bit.
Let me know what you want from me
Let me know what you want from me
Let the games begin.
Let the games begin.
Let us have our own design intervention.
Let us have our own design intervention.
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Let's do this thing!
Let's do this thing!
Let's go get 'em! We've had enough!
Let's go get 'em! We've had enough!
Let's keep going with the run through, okay?
Let's keep going with the run through, okay?
Let's kick it up a notch.
Let's kick it up a notch.
Let's not make a problem No!
Let's not make a problem No!
Let's see. Who shall I be today?
Let's see. Who shall I be today?
Let's set up for the walk through.
Let's set up for the walk through.
Let's take a look around, shall we?
Let's take a look around, shall we?
Life is really perfect We are one big family, yeah
Life is really perfect We are one big family, yeah
Life's too short. See ya!
Life's too short. See ya!
Like all of us Frump women.
Like all of us Frump women.
Like plastic flowers!
Like plastic flowers!
Like the blood in your veins
Like the blood in your veins
Like the tattoo you can't remove
Like the tattoo you can't remove
Like what?
Like what?
Like you, she'll do the right thing.
Like you, she'll do the right thing.
Like you!
Like you!
Listen, Morticia, remember the time
Listen, Morticia, remember the time
Listen, uh, please, give us a chance to make it right.
Listen, uh, please, give us a chance to make it right.
Listen, you lemmings! This is my town.
Listen, you lemmings! This is my town.
Live! Live, I tell you, live!
Live! Live, I tell you, live!
Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need.
Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need.
Look, Pugsley...
Look, Pugsley...
Love it. Perfect.
Love it. Perfect.
Lurch,
Lurch,
Lurch, would you mind dusting the house?
Lurch, would you mind dusting the house?
M m m my heart is a haunted
M m m my heart is a haunted
M m m my heart is a haunted
M m m my heart is a haunted
Mama needs to help people.
Mama needs to help people.
Margaux Needler never stops until the project is complete.
Margaux Needler never stops until the project is complete.
Margaux Needler.
Margaux Needler.
Margaux, did that feel good to you?
Margaux, did that feel good to you?
Margaux, they're here!
Margaux, they're here!
Margaux?
Margaux?
Marty, listen to me.
Marty, listen to me.
Maybe this isn't such a bad thing.
Maybe this isn't such a bad thing.
Mazurka!
Mazurka!
Mazurka!
Mazurka!
Mitch who?
Mitch who?
Mmm, mmm...
Mmm, mmm...
Mmm! Morticia, you have to try these coffee grounds.
Mmm! Morticia, you have to try these coffee grounds.
Mmm? Oh.
Mmm? Oh.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Horrifying.
Mmm. Horrifying.
Mmm. Okay. Thanks, Pop.
Mmm. Okay. Thanks, Pop.
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm... I don't get it.
Mmm... I don't get it.
Mon amour.
Mon amour.
Morticia, I swear on my life I will find us a new home.
Morticia, I swear on my life I will find us a new home.
Morticia, this is not the old country.
Morticia, this is not the old country.
Morticia!
Morticia!
Morticia! Can you hear me?
Morticia! Can you hear me?
Morticia?
Morticia?
Mother,
Mother,
Mother, Father, I'd like to speak with you.
Mother, Father, I'd like to speak with you.
Mother, would you really deprive me
Mother, would you really deprive me
Mother! I thought I felt my skin crawling!
Mother! I thought I felt my skin crawling!
Mr. and Mrs. Addams, there's really not much to do
Mr. and Mrs. Addams, there's really not much to do
Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer.
Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer.
Much better.
Much better.
Music!
Music!
Must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.
Must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.
Must be the off season.
Must be the off season.
My back on the wall Who I'mma call, my family
My back on the wall Who I'mma call, my family
My family and I will never run from the likes of you again.
My family and I will never run from the likes of you again.
My head. Ow, ow, ow.
My head. Ow, ow, ow.
My heart is a haunted house
My heart is a haunted house
My heart is a haunted house
My heart is a haunted house
My heart is a haunted house
My heart is a haunted house
My little raven, I'm so happy you returned.
My little raven, I'm so happy you returned.
My love, it's game night.
My love, it's game night.
My love, that is a dead fish.
My love, that is a dead fish.
My love.
My love.
My mom has a lair and a jail?
My mom has a lair and a jail?
My mom must have built hidden cameras
My mom must have built hidden cameras
My name is Wednesday.
My name is Wednesday.
My one dream has been
My one dream has been
My only flaw?
My only flaw?
My sister Sloom is going to be judging Pugsley.
My sister Sloom is going to be judging Pugsley.
My vanity mirror only imprisons 14 souls at a time.
My vanity mirror only imprisons 14 souls at a time.
My wan temptress,
My wan temptress,
My whole life. Which seems endless.
My whole life. Which seems endless.
My wife, Morticia.
My wife, Morticia.
My, my, my heart
My, my, my heart
My, my, my heart
My, my, my heart
My, my, my heart
My, my, my heart
Mysterious and spooky
Mysterious and spooky
Mysterious. Spooky.
Mysterious. Spooky.
Near, far, wherever...
Near, far, wherever...
Neat.
Neat.
Neither can I?
Neither can I?
Never heard of him.
Never heard of him.
Nice to, uh, meet you.
Nice to, uh, meet you.
Nice try.
Nice try.
No escaping the way you feel
No escaping the way you feel
No escaping the way you feel
No escaping the way you feel
No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived?
No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived?
No matter how outdated your design sense, I can help you.
No matter how outdated your design sense, I can help you.
No one is allowed in there.
No one is allowed in there.
No one torments my family but me.
No one torments my family but me.
No, Glenn.
No, Glenn.
No, he seems perfectly demented.
No, he seems perfectly demented.
No, that dead eye stare is new.
No, that dead eye stare is new.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! No!
No! No!
No! Please, no. Anything but that!
No! Please, no. Anything but that!
No. I'll be... I'll be bankrupt.
No. I'll be... I'll be bankrupt.
Nobody did this to me. This is my new look.
Nobody did this to me. This is my new look.
Not a single gargoyle.
Not a single gargoyle.
Not for long.
Not for long.
Not until Wednesday gets home.
Not until Wednesday gets home.
Now go wipe that depressing goop off your face.
Now go wipe that depressing goop off your face.
Now you're ready.
Now you're ready.
Now, down a bit.
Now, down a bit.
Now, Glenn, what are the numbers we're expecting?
Now, Glenn, what are the numbers we're expecting?
Now, if we're trying for a more contemporary look,
Now, if we're trying for a more contemporary look,
Now, now, there are some restrictions.
Now, now, there are some restrictions.
Now, where are the dregs? I'm thirsty.
Now, where are the dregs? I'm thirsty.
Now, where's my granddaughter?
Now, where's my granddaughter?
Now, with the house rebuilt, Pugsley,
Now, with the house rebuilt, Pugsley,
Now, you go think about that in your room.
Now, you go think about that in your room.
Of course I came back.
Of course I came back.
Of course I did. I never missed.
Of course I did. I never missed.
Of emptiness and longing,
Of emptiness and longing,
Of the opportunity to torment children my own age?
Of the opportunity to torment children my own age?
Of this life
Of this life
Oh, Gomez, why do hordes of angry villagers
Oh, Gomez, why do hordes of angry villagers
Oh, Gomez, you have torn down my walls
Oh, Gomez, you have torn down my walls
Oh, how lovely. The spirit's home.
Oh, how lovely. The spirit's home.
Oh, how'd that barrette
Oh, how'd that barrette
Oh, I am as well!
Oh, I am as well!
Oh, I love it. I hope you brought your umbrellas.
Oh, I love it. I hope you brought your umbrellas.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get them off me!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get them off me!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my! Hmm.
Oh, my! Hmm.
Oh, no. That's a women's prison.
Oh, no. That's a women's prison.
Oh, please! They're a bunch of monsters!
Oh, please! They're a bunch of monsters!
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
Oh, right. Happy anniversary, darling.
Oh, right. Happy anniversary, darling.
Oh, she's wrapped in a black hole
Oh, she's wrapped in a black hole
Oh, someone's at the door. I'd better go see who it is.
Oh, someone's at the door. I'd better go see who it is.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, thank the stars!
Oh, thank the stars!
Oh, Thing! Best hand always has the ring!
Oh, Thing! Best hand always has the ring!
Oh, very well. F 6.
Oh, very well. F 6.
Oh, wonderful! Then it's settled.
Oh, wonderful! Then it's settled.
Oh, you put in a typhoon. What a great idea.
Oh, you put in a typhoon. What a great idea.
Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee.
Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee.
Oh, you're cute.
Oh, you're cute.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Those Addamses have gone too far this time.
Oh! Those Addamses have gone too far this time.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, everyone, listen up.
Okay, everyone, listen up.
Okay, I have a finale to shoot.
Okay, I have a finale to shoot.
Okay, watch this. Now's my chance.
Okay, watch this. Now's my chance.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
On our biggest project yet.
On our biggest project yet.
On someone other than your father.
On someone other than your father.
On something a little more challenging.
On something a little more challenging.
Once they see Assimilation,
Once they see Assimilation,
Once you're in, you ain't getting out
Once you're in, you ain't getting out
Once you're in, you ain't getting out
Once you're in, you ain't getting out
Once you're in, you ain't getting out
Once you're in, you ain't getting out
Once. Your third cousin, Xander.
Once. Your third cousin, Xander.
One moment.
One moment.
One never wants to see one's mother that way.
One never wants to see one's mother that way.
One of their traditional songs.
One of their traditional songs.
Only when you've shown me you're ready.
Only when you've shown me you're ready.
Onto a Somali pirate ship.
Onto a Somali pirate ship.
Ooh, baby, I like it like that
Ooh, baby, I like it like that
Open up the ceiling by breaking it irreversibly.
Open up the ceiling by breaking it irreversibly.
Open your books. Page 43.
Open your books. Page 43.
Or a zoo, or a building...
Or a zoo, or a building...
Or Auntie Sloom will have his head!
Or Auntie Sloom will have his head!
Or is it months?
Or is it months?
Or none of you will be living here much longer.
Or none of you will be living here much longer.
Or we're out of business!
Or we're out of business!
Or whoever you have in there.
Or whoever you have in there.
Our children, Wednesday, Pugsley.
Our children, Wednesday, Pugsley.
Our daughter Wednesday isn't here yet.
Our daughter Wednesday isn't here yet.
Our finale is in two weeks.
Our finale is in two weeks.
Our finale!
Our finale!
Our last chance to help these people is now.
Our last chance to help these people is now.
Our whole family is coming in two weeks.
Our whole family is coming in two weeks.
Outside.
Outside.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot
Parker calls it a pop of color.
Parker calls it a pop of color.
Parker, let's go.
Parker, let's go.
Parker, someday you'll understand, and, Wednesday...
Parker, someday you'll understand, and, Wednesday...
Parker, these people are freaks.
Parker, these people are freaks.
Parker! Plastic flowers live forever.
Parker! Plastic flowers live forever.
Parker?
Parker?
People can be cruel.
People can be cruel.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perform his Sabre Mazurka.
Perform his Sabre Mazurka.
Petite.
Petite.
Petunia, I love what you've done with your hair.
Petunia, I love what you've done with your hair.
Places!
Places!
Play nice, Kitty.
Play nice, Kitty.
Please, come in. Make yourself at home.
Please, come in. Make yourself at home.
Please, come in. Make yourself uncomfortable.
Please, come in. Make yourself uncomfortable.
Please, don't worry. I'll sleep in the attic.
Please, don't worry. I'll sleep in the attic.
Please, no ink stains on the table.
Please, no ink stains on the table.
Please, what do I care what a bunch of bloggers think?
Please, what do I care what a bunch of bloggers think?
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot
Pop out, hop out Go
Pop out, hop out Go
Pop, I'm out of ammo!
Pop, I'm out of ammo!
Pop?
Pop?
Popularity is fleeting.
Popularity is fleeting.
Pugsley,
Pugsley,
Pugsley, don't drink it all.
Pugsley, don't drink it all.
Pugsley, have you seen your sister?
Pugsley, have you seen your sister?
Pugsley, this is the Addams family saber.
Pugsley, this is the Addams family saber.
Pugsley, we're supposed to be working on your swordplay.
Pugsley, we're supposed to be working on your swordplay.
Pugsley, you heard your mother.
Pugsley, you heard your mother.
Pugsley!
Pugsley!
Pugsley!
Pugsley!
Pugsley! It's time for sword practice.
Pugsley! It's time for sword practice.
Pugsley?
Pugsley?
Pugsley?
Pugsley?
Pugsley?
Pugsley?
Pugsley. Where's Wednesday?
Pugsley. Where's Wednesday?
Pugsley...
Pugsley...
Pugsley's been climbing the walls in anticipation.
Pugsley's been climbing the walls in anticipation.
Putrid.
Putrid.
Putting her underwear in the freezer?
Putting her underwear in the freezer?
Quick, put the lime in the coconut
Quick, put the lime in the coconut
Quick! Out this way!
Quick! Out this way!
Quite.
Quite.
Rat bait, got some dried apricots...
Rat bait, got some dried apricots...
Real mature, Pugsley.
Real mature, Pugsley.
Rick'em, rack'em, roar'em, buzz
Rick'em, rack'em, roar'em, buzz
Right.
Right.
Roman candles. Bang snaps. Holy Hand Grenades.
Roman candles. Bang snaps. Holy Hand Grenades.
Run along, honey.
Run along, honey.
Run, run, run!
Run, run, run!
Said he was worried
Said he was worried
Said you were more tense than he's ever seen you.
Said you were more tense than he's ever seen you.
Salutations, Addams. We're here!
Salutations, Addams. We're here!
Say it again until you believe it
Say it again until you believe it
Shakalaka bang, baby!
Shakalaka bang, baby!
She can take care of herself.
She can take care of herself.
She claims it brings out my smile.
She claims it brings out my smile.
She did not go to her friend's house.
She did not go to her friend's house.
She has hidden cameras everywhere.
She has hidden cameras everywhere.
She must have turned the whole town
She must have turned the whole town
She really is psycho.
She really is psycho.
She told me about a communal school
She told me about a communal school
She was accepting. It depressed me.
She was accepting. It depressed me.
She went to her friend's house?
She went to her friend's house?
She won't be happy,
She won't be happy,
She's a lot like you that way.
She's a lot like you that way.
She's an eccentric, darling, give her a chance.
She's an eccentric, darling, give her a chance.
She's never leaving this house again.
She's never leaving this house again.
She's not a creep. She's just not like you.
She's not a creep. She's just not like you.
She's not in her room.
She's not in her room.
She's the daughter of that talking mannequin
She's the daughter of that talking mannequin
She's the woman of my dreams!
She's the woman of my dreams!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Sing our song, sing our song
Sing our song, sing our song
Sir, it's all right.
Sir, it's all right.
Sleep well, dear.
Sleep well, dear.
Sloom.
Sloom.
Slowly, Cleopatra.
Slowly, Cleopatra.
Snow patrols to find lost children.
Snow patrols to find lost children.
So everyone will be walking this direction
So everyone will be walking this direction
So get a witch's shawl on
So get a witch's shawl on
So I missed one practice. What's the big deal?
So I missed one practice. What's the big deal?
So it is.
So it is.
So let's try this one last time, okay?
So let's try this one last time, okay?
So no pressure!
So no pressure!
So of course, I'm going to do the same for my grandson.
So of course, I'm going to do the same for my grandson.
So why don't you come and join us?
So why don't you come and join us?
So you better think twice
So you better think twice
So, pay attention,
So, pay attention,
So, we're finished?
So, we're finished?
So, what happens at your school?
So, what happens at your school?
So, what's dark and bitter here other than yours truly?
So, what's dark and bitter here other than yours truly?
Socrates, come.
Socrates, come.
Socrates.
Socrates.
Someone drained the marsh. But who?
Someone drained the marsh. But who?
Someplace that is truly us.
Someplace that is truly us.
Sometimes
Sometimes
Sometimes I care too much.
Sometimes I care too much.
Somewhere that no one in their right mind
Somewhere that no one in their right mind
Son, our family hasn't been all together in 13 years.
Son, our family hasn't been all together in 13 years.
Soon, soon.
Soon, soon.
Sorry to do this, but standards must be upheld.
Sorry to do this, but standards must be upheld.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Sounds good? I thought so.
Sounds good? I thought so.
Stop by anytime you'd like.
Stop by anytime you'd like.
Stop! Right there!
Stop! Right there!
Strange, there's usually a murderous clown
Strange, there's usually a murderous clown
Strangest weather system I've ever seen.
Strangest weather system I've ever seen.
Suddenly, you'll be in too deep
Suddenly, you'll be in too deep
Sweet.
Sweet.
Take it right off for you, But I haven't got a hat
Take it right off for you, But I haven't got a hat
Thank you so much for coming by, Membrane.
Thank you so much for coming by, Membrane.
Thank you, Father. That's most comforting.
Thank you, Father. That's most comforting.
Thank you, Glenn.
Thank you, Glenn.
Thank you, Grandma. But I will handle this.
Thank you, Grandma. But I will handle this.
Thank you, Mother!
Thank you, Mother!
Thank you, old boy. Lead the way.
Thank you, old boy. Lead the way.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for trying, Ichabod.
Thanks for trying, Ichabod.
Thanks, I just had it mowed.
Thanks, I just had it mowed.
Thanks, Uncle Fester.
Thanks, Uncle Fester.
That hole.
That hole.
That is creepy, actually.
That is creepy, actually.
That is shrouded from the world.
That is shrouded from the world.
That kid's got some big shoes to fill.
That kid's got some big shoes to fill.
That must be the asylum.
That must be the asylum.
That no Design Intervention can save!
That no Design Intervention can save!
That the only way to be accepted in this family
That the only way to be accepted in this family
That this is the perfect place to buy a house,
That this is the perfect place to buy a house,
That was most definitely a thing you did.
That was most definitely a thing you did.
That we are all loco
That we are all loco
That Wednesday girl is a freak.
That Wednesday girl is a freak.
That woman seems deranged.
That woman seems deranged.
That's my boy.
That's my boy.
That's my mom's crafting room.
That's my mom's crafting room.
That's right!
That's right!
That's weird.
That's weird.
The Addams family
The Addams family
The Addams family
The Addams family
The Addams family
The Addams family
The Addams family!
The Addams family!
The Addams mustache.
The Addams mustache.
The big deal?
The big deal?
The color is...
The color is...
The establishment.
The establishment.
The family would never be comfortable.
The family would never be comfortable.
The fog, it's lifting.
The fog, it's lifting.
The goo goo ga ga baby training sword.
The goo goo ga ga baby training sword.
The good news is I can have a makeover crew up here
The good news is I can have a makeover crew up here
The help they so badly need.
The help they so badly need.
The hour is upon us.
The hour is upon us.
The house of your dreams
The house of your dreams
The importance of this tradition.
The importance of this tradition.
The next house we flip is gonna land on you.
The next house we flip is gonna land on you.
The night is yours alone
The night is yours alone
The opportunity of a lifetime.
The opportunity of a lifetime.
The plate glass window broke my fall.
The plate glass window broke my fall.
The real you, for a change.
The real you, for a change.
The ring! The ring! Oh, no! No, no, no!
The ring! The ring! Oh, no! No, no, no!
The Sabre Mazurka is the most important day
The Sabre Mazurka is the most important day
The Sabre Mazurka.
The Sabre Mazurka.
The sconces were a gift from dead relatives.
The sconces were a gift from dead relatives.
The traditional way,
The traditional way,
The whole family moving here would be a dream come true.
The whole family moving here would be a dream come true.
The world can be so cruel.
The world can be so cruel.
The world's a big place, full of poor souls
The world's a big place, full of poor souls
The worst. Do come in.
The worst. Do come in.
The wrong way
The wrong way
The wrong way, so you better think twice
The wrong way, so you better think twice
Then all the families come in.
Then all the families come in.
Then that's where it is.
Then that's where it is.
Then we will begin without her!
Then we will begin without her!
There house is a museum
There house is a museum
There must be something. We never go anywhere.
There must be something. We never go anywhere.
There's just one more thing to take care of.
There's just one more thing to take care of.
There's Mr. Haney making a sandwich.
There's Mr. Haney making a sandwich.
There's no bell
There's no bell
There's no bell
There's no bell
There's no escaping the way you feel
There's no escaping the way you feel
There's no one here.
There's no one here.
There's nothing out there but boring marshland.
There's nothing out there but boring marshland.
There's nothing you can do. Bethany's way too popular.
There's nothing you can do. Bethany's way too popular.
There's someone at the door.
There's someone at the door.
There's still a day to get him ready!
There's still a day to get him ready!
They are coming from all over the world
They are coming from all over the world
They blow up so fast these days.
They blow up so fast these days.
They came highly recommended from the mortuary.
They came highly recommended from the mortuary.
They caught me smuggling crocodiles out of the zoo.
They caught me smuggling crocodiles out of the zoo.
They have a wonderful grit!
They have a wonderful grit!
They really are a scream
They really are a scream
They say that we crazy, can't handle it
They say that we crazy, can't handle it
They say that we mean Mean
They say that we mean Mean
They say that we rude Rude
They say that we rude Rude
They say we got problems Problems
They say we got problems Problems
They think that we crazy
They think that we crazy
They'll be terribly hurt the next time they visit.
They'll be terribly hurt the next time they visit.
They're altogether ooky
They're altogether ooky
They're creepy And they're kooky
They're creepy And they're kooky
They're everywhere.
They're everywhere.
They're going to eat him alive.
They're going to eat him alive.
They're gonna turn us all into zombies.
They're gonna turn us all into zombies.
They're greeting us with
They're greeting us with
They're here to destroy our beautiful community
They're here to destroy our beautiful community
They're here!
They're here!
They're just a family.
They're just a family.
They're monsters! They're all monsters!
They're monsters! They're all monsters!
They're not even on Neighborhood Peeps!
They're not even on Neighborhood Peeps!
They're taking your show off the air.
They're taking your show off the air.
Thing.
Thing.
This already tedious day.
This already tedious day.
This barrel makes me look fat.
This barrel makes me look fat.
This better be good or you won't be able
This better be good or you won't be able
This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive.
This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive.
This gentleman wants some, too.
This gentleman wants some, too.
This is a complete disaster! How did this happen?
This is a complete disaster! How did this happen?
This is my new look, Mother.
This is my new look, Mother.
This is our home!
This is our home!
This is Wednesday.
This is Wednesday.
This is where we all belong, yeah
This is where we all belong, yeah
This is your last warning!
This is your last warning!
This program brought to you
This program brought to you
This will be your chance to purchase
This will be your chance to purchase
Those Addams aren't people, they're monsters!
Those Addams aren't people, they're monsters!
Those brainless peons out there in the audience
Those brainless peons out there in the audience
Three million people are watching you right now.
Three million people are watching you right now.
Tick, tock, tick, tock, Mother.
Tick, tock, tick, tock, Mother.
Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes.
Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes.
To commence this ceremony
To commence this ceremony
To find a place we could call home.
To find a place we could call home.
To get a job as a doormat.
To get a job as a doormat.
To help Pugsley with his Mazurka practice.
To help Pugsley with his Mazurka practice.
To make this place perfect.
To make this place perfect.
To post a photo of my lunch in almost three days!
To post a photo of my lunch in almost three days!
To put the family in the mausoleum.
To put the family in the mausoleum.
To see you on your special day.
To see you on your special day.
To show that you're prepared to defend your family.
To show that you're prepared to defend your family.
To the Mazurka has threatened to come.
To the Mazurka has threatened to come.
Today, we're putting the finishing touches
Today, we're putting the finishing touches
Toes, teeth, a fruitcake,
Toes, teeth, a fruitcake,
Tomorrow, our finale will be the biggest half hour
Tomorrow, our finale will be the biggest half hour
Tomorrow, you become a man.
Tomorrow, you become a man.
Too bright! It burns!
Too bright! It burns!
Trudy Pickering. We... We never officially met...
Trudy Pickering. We... We never officially met...
True, these people are a little different.
True, these people are a little different.
Trust Wednesday.
Trust Wednesday.
Trying to make you
Trying to make you
Turns out I have a lot of things
Turns out I have a lot of things
Typical junior high stuff.
Typical junior high stuff.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh. I'd love to just go crazy
Ugh. I'd love to just go crazy
Uh uh.
Uh uh.
Uh, I'm Parker. How long have you lived here?
Uh, I'm Parker. How long have you lived here?
Uh, is there a bathroom nearby?
Uh, is there a bathroom nearby?
Uh, not much, just friends turning on each other.
Uh, not much, just friends turning on each other.
Uh, okay.
Uh, okay.
Uh, we're missing Mitch.
Uh, we're missing Mitch.
Uh, you don't have a cell phone?
Uh, you don't have a cell phone?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... How do we get across?
Uh... How do we get across?
Uh... That hole?
Uh... That hole?
Um... Tsk.
Um... Tsk.
Uncle Fester can go wherever he likes.
Uncle Fester can go wherever he likes.
Uncle Fester!
Uncle Fester!
Uncle Onion!
Uncle Onion!
Uncle,
Uncle,
Unhappy, darling?
Unhappy, darling?
Until that nuclear waste dump of a house is gone
Until that nuclear waste dump of a house is gone
Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family
Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family
Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family
Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family
Very well, Auntie Sloom.
Very well, Auntie Sloom.
Very well, darling.
Very well, darling.
Very well, darling.
Very well, darling.
Wait, how did you know that?
Wait, how did you know that?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, where are your tattoos?
Wait, where are your tattoos?
Wait, you're leaving?
Wait, you're leaving?
Wait.
Wait.
Walking around in something so garish, so grotesque...
Walking around in something so garish, so grotesque...
Was chased out from the old country,
Was chased out from the old country,
Watch yourself when you walk to me
Watch yourself when you walk to me
We agreed to come up here for tea and séance,
We agreed to come up here for tea and séance,
We are going to march down that hill and do a live show.
We are going to march down that hill and do a live show.
We are putting a whole neighborhood up for sale.
We are putting a whole neighborhood up for sale.
We are safe, my love, that is all that matters.
We are safe, my love, that is all that matters.
We believe it
We believe it
We blowin' up!
We blowin' up!
We call this surfing the web.
We call this surfing the web.
We can throw you the celebration you deserve!
We can throw you the celebration you deserve!
We can't let them ruin our neighborhood!
We can't let them ruin our neighborhood!
We can't run forever, my love.
We can't run forever, my love.
We did good.
We did good.
We didn't just make over a house.
We didn't just make over a house.
We different, we stick out Wig out, bug out
We different, we stick out Wig out, bug out
We don't want you here!
We don't want you here!
We gather today to witness my son, Pugsley Addams,
We gather today to witness my son, Pugsley Addams,
We got into a heated poker game
We got into a heated poker game
We got it!
We got it!
We got scented embalming fluid,
We got scented embalming fluid,
We had that horrible fight.
We had that horrible fight.
We have a lovely collection of whines.
We have a lovely collection of whines.
We have been isolated here for a while.
We have been isolated here for a while.
We have the Madagascar Emerald Peaberry,
We have the Madagascar Emerald Peaberry,
We have to give them a chance. Get to know them.
We have to give them a chance. Get to know them.
We have to win them over.
We have to win them over.
We hit something!
We hit something!
We made over a whole town!
We made over a whole town!
We must go down there
We must go down there
We need more balloons, more confetti.
We need more balloons, more confetti.
We need to destroy them first!
We need to destroy them first!
We need to talk to Margaux!
We need to talk to Margaux!
We need, right here.
We need, right here.
We put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
We put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
We thought you were finished.
We thought you were finished.
We were just looking for you.
We were just looking for you.
We were so relieved.
We were so relieved.
We were so worried you were on a bad path.
We were so worried you were on a bad path.
We'd get to know the people here even better.
We'd get to know the people here even better.
We'll be revealing Assimilation
We'll be revealing Assimilation
We'll have Lurch fix up the mausoleum.
We'll have Lurch fix up the mausoleum.
We're about to be invaded by a whole army of freaks.
We're about to be invaded by a whole army of freaks.
We're gonna be on TV!
We're gonna be on TV!
We're gonna pay a call on
We're gonna pay a call on
We're gonna shoot across the town square to the gazebo
We're gonna shoot across the town square to the gazebo
We're trapped!
We're trapped!
We've had enough of your kind!
We've had enough of your kind!
Wednesday is never going to that school again.
Wednesday is never going to that school again.
Wednesday still hasn't arrived.
Wednesday still hasn't arrived.
Wednesday will be home soon,
Wednesday will be home soon,
Wednesday, don't move!
Wednesday, don't move!
Wednesday, I know that tone of voice.
Wednesday, I know that tone of voice.
Wednesday, practice your lurking
Wednesday, practice your lurking
Wednesday, wherever did this pink thing come from?
Wednesday, wherever did this pink thing come from?
Wednesday, you don't have a smile.
Wednesday, you don't have a smile.
Wednesday!
Wednesday!
Wednesday!
Wednesday!
Wednesday.
Wednesday.
Weird.
Weird.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
Welcome to Assimilation, neighbor.
Welcome to Assimilation, neighbor.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
Well then, run, Margaux!
Well then, run, Margaux!
Well, another kind of intervention is called for.
Well, another kind of intervention is called for.
Well, anyway, Parker.
Well, anyway, Parker.
Well, do come in!
Well, do come in!
Well, good morning, neighbor!
Well, good morning, neighbor!
Well, hello there!
Well, hello there!
Well, I have to admit, I admire her work.
Well, I have to admit, I admire her work.
Well, I think it's a capital idea.
Well, I think it's a capital idea.
Well, I'm here to help.
Well, I'm here to help.
Well, I'm not going easy on him.
Well, I'm not going easy on him.
Well, Mother?
Well, Mother?
Well, no one is running at us
Well, no one is running at us
Well, Parker,
Well, Parker,
Well, that would only happen if...
Well, that would only happen if...
Well, that's suspicious.
Well, that's suspicious.
Well, then, we ought to do the same.
Well, then, we ought to do the same.
Well, these sconces have to go.
Well, these sconces have to go.
Well, well, well!
Well, well, well!
Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms?
Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms?
Well, you don't have a crossbow,
Well, you don't have a crossbow,
Well, you got bored and you came home.
Well, you got bored and you came home.
Well!
Well!
Were for roasting marshmallows and not other Girl Scouts,
Were for roasting marshmallows and not other Girl Scouts,
What a lovely morning!
What a lovely morning!
What a nervous man.
What a nervous man.
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you wearing?
What are you wearing?
What did you do?
What did you do?
What did you say, little ghoul?
What did you say, little ghoul?
What do you have there?
What do you have there?
What do you mean you're out of avocado toast?
What do you mean you're out of avocado toast?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What have I told you about Mommy's crafting room?
What have I told you about Mommy's crafting room?
What have we done?
What have we done?
What is it, Parker?
What is it, Parker?
What is that? Where's it coming from?
What is that? Where's it coming from?
What is the true meaning of the Mazurka?
What is the true meaning of the Mazurka?
What is this?
What is this?
What of your studies here?
What of your studies here?
What we always do, Glenn. Help people.
What we always do, Glenn. Help people.
What, in the name of all that is unholy, is that?
What, in the name of all that is unholy, is that?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What'd I do?
What? What'd I do?
What? What's the matter?
What? What's the matter?
What's more, with Wednesday in school,
What's more, with Wednesday in school,
What's on your mind, my little nightcrawler?
What's on your mind, my little nightcrawler?
What's so great about being yourself
What's so great about being yourself
What's so great about being yourself
What's so great about being yourself
What's wrong with you now?
What's wrong with you now?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's your favorite filter?
What's your favorite filter?
Whatever.
Whatever.
When did I die?
When did I die?
When I'm like you and you're like me
When I'm like you and you're like me
When the day is long
When the day is long
When the pigs try to get at you
When the pigs try to get at you
When the pimp's in the crib ma
When the pimp's in the crib ma
When you call for me
When you call for me
When you call for me
When you call for me
When you can be like everyone else?
When you can be like everyone else?
When you can be like everyone else?
When you can be like everyone else?
When you're done with Fabio, send him up to my room.
When you're done with Fabio, send him up to my room.
When you're older,
When you're older,
When you're sure
When you're sure
When's the Mazurka?
When's the Mazurka?
Where are they from anyways?
Where are they from anyways?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where did she hide my phone?
Where did she hide my phone?
Where is that granddaughter of mine?
Where is that granddaughter of mine?
Where is the boy?
Where is the boy?
Where Margaux will make her grand entrance.
Where Margaux will make her grand entrance.
Where people come to see 'em
Where people come to see 'em
Where's Mitch?
Where's Mitch?
Where's my little wraith?
Where's my little wraith?
Which commemorates our cries in battle.
Which commemorates our cries in battle.
Which leads us to what I call the Salon de Grandé.
Which leads us to what I call the Salon de Grandé.
While I certainly appreciate a horse
While I certainly appreciate a horse
Whisper "love" in my ears
Whisper "love" in my ears
Whisper "love" in my ears
Whisper "love" in my ears
Who came by.
Who came by.
Who don't know the difference between shiplap and Shinola.
Who don't know the difference between shiplap and Shinola.
Who knows the untold horrors we're missing out on.
Who knows the untold horrors we're missing out on.
Who will buy all these houses?
Who will buy all these houses?
Who would have thought a guy like me, a total zero,
Who would have thought a guy like me, a total zero,
Who's gonna torment me every day?
Who's gonna torment me every day?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoever did that to you, Wednesday,
Whoever did that to you, Wednesday,
Why are you being so difficult?
Why are you being so difficult?
Why are you here so early?
Why are you here so early?
Why can't you ever let people be different?
Why can't you ever let people be different?
Why don't we call it a day? Hmm?
Why don't we call it a day? Hmm?
Why ever would you ask that, dear?
Why ever would you ask that, dear?
Why not? I haven't seen a good mauling in ages.
Why not? I haven't seen a good mauling in ages.
Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me
Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me
Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me
Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me
Why?
Why?
Wild thing
Wild thing
With a spear through its head,
With a spear through its head,
With no social media.
With no social media.
With torches and pitchforks, so that's a plus.
With torches and pitchforks, so that's a plus.
Wonderful idea, Fester.
Wonderful idea, Fester.
Would be caught dead in!
Would be caught dead in!
Would have ended up with you, an also zero?
Would have ended up with you, an also zero?
Wow, that is absolutely horrible!
Wow, that is absolutely horrible!
Wow, that's some evil eye she's got there.
Wow, that's some evil eye she's got there.
Wow.
Wow.
Yay, we got the gig!
Yay, we got the gig!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes, but where will everyone sleep?
Yes, but where will everyone sleep?
Yes, completely.
Yes, completely.
Yes, it's easy to be happy when you have no choice
Yes, it's easy to be happy when you have no choice
Yes, Mother.
Yes, Mother.
Yes, once you see how we've...
Yes, once you see how we've...
Yes, so disappointed to see you.
Yes, so disappointed to see you.
Yes, son. We are most certainly finished.
Yes, son. We are most certainly finished.
Yes, we do!
Yes, we do!
Yes, well... When is a good time to stop by?
Yes, well... When is a good time to stop by?
Yes, yes, I have read about those
Yes, yes, I have read about those
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Somewhere horrible! Somewhere corrupt!
Yes! Somewhere horrible! Somewhere corrupt!
You are Addams through and through.
You are Addams through and through.
You are as radiant as a barrel of nuclear waste.
You are as radiant as a barrel of nuclear waste.
You are like weak baby squirrels.
You are like weak baby squirrels.
You are nothing but a bunch of extras.
You are nothing but a bunch of extras.
You bought yesterday go over at home?
You bought yesterday go over at home?
You can own one just like it, just less large.
You can own one just like it, just less large.
You can stand right here and...
You can stand right here and...
You can travel to your heart's content.
You can travel to your heart's content.
You did so love it when you were younger.
You did so love it when you were younger.
You don't know about.
You don't know about.
You don't wanna mess with me
You don't wanna mess with me
You don't wanna mess with me
You don't wanna mess with me
You don't wanna mess with me
You don't wanna mess with me
You don't want to mess with me
You don't want to mess with me
You eat swords for breakfast.
You eat swords for breakfast.
You first!
You first!
You got this, Pugsley. This Mazurka's nothing.
You got this, Pugsley. This Mazurka's nothing.
You happen to be talking to the queen of shock.
You happen to be talking to the queen of shock.
You have no sense of humor!
You have no sense of humor!
You haven't let me down, Pugsley.
You haven't let me down, Pugsley.
You invite one family in,
You invite one family in,
You just got a case of pre ball jitters.
You just got a case of pre ball jitters.
You know they're raising a garden of man eating plants?
You know they're raising a garden of man eating plants?
You know what? You're right.
You know what? You're right.
You know what? You've been practicing hard.
You know what? You've been practicing hard.
You know, darling, I don't think we'll need
You know, darling, I don't think we'll need
You know, ever since my family
You know, ever since my family
You know, I can't go to the mall,
You know, I can't go to the mall,
You know, I'm starving! Let's eat!
You know, I'm starving! Let's eat!
You know, we can see right into your windows?
You know, we can see right into your windows?
You know, when I met you,
You know, when I met you,
You made me miss!
You made me miss!
You make my heart...
You make my heart...
You might think
You might think
You might think that we are all loco
You might think that we are all loco
You might think that we are all loco
You might think that we are all loco
You might think that we are all loco
You might think that we are all loco
You never threw an axe when you were my age?
You never threw an axe when you were my age?
You ran away and joined the Girl Scouts?
You ran away and joined the Girl Scouts?
You rang?
You rang?
You rang?
You rang?
You said that exactly.
You said that exactly.
You see that hole over there?
You see that hole over there?
You see, I asked Fester to come early
You see, I asked Fester to come early
You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing
You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing
You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing
You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing
You shouldn't have said that.
You shouldn't have said that.
You shouldn't mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me You don't want to mess with me
You shouldn't mess with me You don't want to mess with me
You sit on the toilet backwards.
You sit on the toilet backwards.
You sunk my battleship.
You sunk my battleship.
You tell me she's got halitosis,
You tell me she's got halitosis,
You two love bats better fly out of here!
You two love bats better fly out of here!
You wanted to see the world.
You wanted to see the world.
You were going to save yourselves.
You were going to save yourselves.
You were right to call, Gomez.
You were right to call, Gomez.
You were right, cara mia.
You were right, cara mia.
You will be able to buy
You will be able to buy
You will think of me constantly
You will think of me constantly
You won? Still a sore loser, as always!
You won? Still a sore loser, as always!
You won't even know I'm here.
You won't even know I'm here.
You'd have a massive facial expression and...
You'd have a massive facial expression and...
You'll be caught up in my web
You'll be caught up in my web
You'll be falling for miles
You'll be falling for miles
You'll be falling for miles
You'll be falling for miles
You're getting very sleepy.
You're getting very sleepy.
You're going to help me?
You're going to help me?
You're in luck.
You're in luck.
You're locked up in here with me.
You're locked up in here with me.
You're messing with my family
You're messing with my family
You're messing with my family
You're messing with my family
You're messing with my family
You're messing with my family
You're never gonna believe this.
You're never gonna believe this.
You're not completely devoid of merit yourself.
You're not completely devoid of merit yourself.
You're not doing it right.
You're not doing it right.
You're not wanted!
You're not wanted!
You're slipping, Bethany.
You're slipping, Bethany.
You're watching
You're watching
You're weakening the gene pool.
You're weakening the gene pool.
You're welcome in advance! Ta!
You're welcome in advance! Ta!
You're welcome in advance.
You're welcome in advance.
You've been here long enough!
You've been here long enough!
You've been live this whole time.
You've been live this whole time.
You've got a bunch of houses you need to get rid of,
You've got a bunch of houses you need to get rid of,
You've had enough
You've had enough
You've heard the stories on Neighborhood Peeps!
You've heard the stories on Neighborhood Peeps!
You've seen them!
You've seen them!
Your father was the greatest swordsman in Addams history.
Your father was the greatest swordsman in Addams history.
Your friend?
Your friend?
Your grandparents were trying to contact you.
Your grandparents were trying to contact you.
Your hand is as cold as a dead fish.
Your hand is as cold as a dead fish.
Your Mazurka's coming up, and, well, you're not ready.
Your Mazurka's coming up, and, well, you're not ready.
Your mother with that, darling.
Your mother with that, darling.
Your neighbors are watching!
Your neighbors are watching!
Your network has ever aired.
Your network has ever aired.
Your Sabre Mazurka is two weeks away,
Your Sabre Mazurka is two weeks away,
Your taxidermy is coming along so well.
Your taxidermy is coming along so well.
Your very own piece of Assimilation.
Your very own piece of Assimilation.
Zombie frogs!
Zombie frogs!
20 years ago.
20 years ago.
300 years of Addams
300 years of Addams
Ah, ow... Wednesday.
Ah, ow... Wednesday.
Are we there yet? I want ice cream!
Are we there yet? I want ice cream!
Bye bye. Thanks! Bye!
Bye bye. Thanks! Bye!
Candy! Oh, yes!
Candy! Oh, yes!
Cheating or robbery? Both!
Cheating or robbery? Both!
Did you see her face? I know.
Did you see her face? I know.
Do you hear me? Actually, Mom,
Do you hear me? Actually, Mom,
Excuse me? It's terribly dull,
Excuse me? It's terribly dull,
Fifty houses? Yes.
Fifty houses? Yes.
Got it. Double the balloons.
Got it. Double the balloons.
Have a wonderful day! Whoo hoo.
Have a wonderful day! Whoo hoo.
I didn't say that exactly. Yes, you did.
I didn't say that exactly. Yes, you did.
I'm on fire! Good!
I'm on fire! Good!
It's a haunted house Haunted house
It's a haunted house Haunted house
It's been so long! Voilà!
It's been so long! Voilà!
It's got to be perfect! Mom!
It's got to be perfect! Mom!
look handsome. My money's on the cat.
look handsome. My money's on the cat.
M m m my heart is a haunted Haunted house
M m m my heart is a haunted Haunted house
M m m my heart is a haunted Haunted house
M m m my heart is a haunted Haunted house
Monsters! Freaks!
Monsters! Freaks!
Ooh hoo hoo. Oh, boy!
Ooh hoo hoo. Oh, boy!
Parker! Whoa!
Parker! Whoa!
Press that button there. I did! I did!
Press that button there. I did! I did!
Roger that. What are we selling here?
Roger that. What are we selling here?
Sister. Darling, I...
Sister. Darling, I...
Sit still! That's Mr. Flynn.
Sit still! That's Mr. Flynn.
to your Auntie Sloom. Ahh!
to your Auntie Sloom. Ahh!
Uh... With big ratings.
Uh... With big ratings.
Wednesday? It's not Wednesday!
Wednesday? It's not Wednesday!
Well, if you look here... Mom!
Well, if you look here... Mom!
What are you talking about? Well, my dear,
What are you talking about? Well, my dear,
What else has she seen? That is over the line!
What else has she seen? That is over the line!
What? In fact,
What? In fact,
when you hear the click. Wait, I see something.
when you hear the click. Wait, I see something.
Where were you? Hanging out with Parker.
Where were you? Hanging out with Parker.
Who did this to you? I did.
Who did this to you? I did.
Who's this? It's me, Father.
Who's this? It's me, Father.
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
You did it! Hello, darling!
You did it! Hello, darling!
Yuck. Oh.
Yuck. Oh.
...and a privilege...
...and a privilege...
...South America, Europe, China,
...South America, Europe, China,
...to watch you work.
...to watch you work.
'Cause everybody cries
'Cause everybody cries
'Cause if you mess with me
'Cause if you mess with me
'Cause if you mess with me
'Cause if you mess with me
'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family
'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family
'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family
'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family
'Cause if you mess with me, you're messing with my family
'Cause if you mess with me, you're messing with my family
"'Cause you're gonna wanna sit down for this."
"'Cause you're gonna wanna sit down for this."
"about those Addams people?" Question mark.
"about those Addams people?" Question mark.
"buy a chair, and reupholster it.
"buy a chair, and reupholster it.
"Deranged"? "Death mask"?
"Deranged"? "Death mask"?
"Did you hear
"Did you hear
"go to an antique store,
"go to an antique store,
"Junior high"...
"Junior high"...
"Meet at Margaux's house now."
"Meet at Margaux's house now."
"Now, before I show you this view,
"Now, before I show you this view,
"Rasp berry preserves."
"Rasp berry preserves."
"Someone told me they're wanted in 30 states."
"Someone told me they're wanted in 30 states."
"State Hospital for the Criminally Insane."
"State Hospital for the Criminally Insane."
"The Addams monsters are planning
"The Addams monsters are planning
"to attack the town tonight!" Exclamation point.
"to attack the town tonight!" Exclamation point.
"Win them over"?
"Win them over"?

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