Playing with Fire Edit

A brave Yeti.

A drone.

A million's more than 300.

A month ago, we found out that they're

A Yeti.

Again! Again!

Ah...

Ah... Yeah!

Alexa, play BTS.

Alexa, play BTS.

Alexa, play BTS.

All he did was talk about fire, fire, fire,

All in a day's work, sir.

All over the Kingdom of Equestria for her mad infectious laughter.

All right, all right. Bit anxious, okay?

All right, all right. What's your mom's number?

All right, bedtime!

All right, come here.

All right, heads up, guys. Confirming fire structure.

All right, let's get to work. (SNIFFS)

All right, little man, this is your mess,

All right. Deploying the Bambi... Now.

All right. Let's try this again. Come on, come on, come on.

All right...

All right... (CLEARS THROAT)

ALL: ...every second of every day!

ALL: (CHEERING) Supe! Supe! Supe!

ALL: Everywhere!

ALL: You do?

Alpha Team, cut a line upslope and prep for a burn.

Also, you should ask Amy to stay the night.

Although, that's gonna mean that...

AMY: (LAUGHING) I hope this isn't my fault.

AMY: He's gross. Unless you're into sort of a tall, like,

AMY: Here's some water.

AMY: I knew you could handle it.

AMY: Oh!

AMY: The worst part is that he hasn't even asked

AMY: This is fun.

AMY: Wait, is that why it's called "the Jaws of Life"?

And a little from your supply closet.

And action.

And check it out, right?

And clean cut, kind of somehow always has a tan,

And finds out her cabin burned down?

And he got distracted.

And he had the most shipshape cave on Yeti Mountain.

And here I thought all you cared about

And I had to meet up with a client in Big Bear Lake.

And I have three children I am not relinquishing.

And I knew you'd call Child Protective Services.

And I listen a little bit more than I let on.

And I promise I will come out there...

And I started training.

And I think now's the time I gave it to you.

And I'll need all hands on deck to get this place shipshape

And I'm extremely responsible.

And I'm the proper authorizer. We...

And if I do die, that's because everybody else is dead, too.

And it was a bit of a whiff.

And it's just gonna... Let it burn out.

And live happily ever after like Romeo and Juliet.

And never coming back.

And not because you're a woman.

And now I need you to believe in yourself!

And now it looks like I'm gonna have to... (LAUGHING)

And now it looks like you are gonna have to sign it, too.

And now it looks like you're gonna have to sign it, too.

And one day the Yeti had a kid named Jake.

And realize you never had a chance to be a kid.

And seeing how you run your shop.

And smoke and jumping and blah, blah, blah.

And someone forwards me a video of one of my smokejumpers

And suppression foam at my location.

And that is Axe.

And the cabin burned down. I panicked.

And the Yeti had to take care of the kid all by himself.

And the Yeti went to go fight the fire.

And then, maybe you will find someone to inspire you the way Supe did me.

And then, out of nowhere, comes Supe, a smokejumper.

And trust me, you guys are in good hands.

And we didn't even get any presents for her.

And we got trapped on the wrong side of a Category G wildfire.

And you can call me that, the whole thing.

And you can't just let her drive home in the middle of the night.

And you...

And you're proud of it?

And your team believes in you.

Apparently, there's only 339 of them in the entire country.

Apparently, we do.

Approaching a timber fire off Route 16.

Approaching drop zone now.

Are my hero. You did great!

Are you dead, Supe?

Are you kidding me?

Are you sure she doesn't want a drone?

Are you sure?

Aren't distractions.

Art. I used to paint.

As first responders, we're legally bound for the health and welfare of the children

As Lance Armstrong once said,

As long as there's not a hint of malarkey.

As long as we leave this spotless, all right? The Five P's.

At getting that grill going, safely.

At least a five mile walk. Uphill!

At the bottom of the mountain are open for another hour.

Attention, everyone...

Axe, you coming with us?

Axe, you got... Pinkie Pie?

AXE: ♪ Happy birthday to you

Back to my trailer.

Barbara Bush.

Bears?

Because I am a woman?

Because they need proper authorization,

Because we ran away from foster care,

Because you're supposed to give an answer.

Because...

Before Commander Richards arrives.

Being pulled into a Huey. (GRUNTS)

Besides, it's Zoey's birthday tomorrow.

Besides, look what I would have missed.

Beta Team, stay close to me.

Big Dan would be so proud.

Big Dan would be so proud.

Boom boom?

Boom boom.

BOTH: Call Dr. Hicks!

BOTH: Oh...

Brynn, what are we doing?

Brynn, you want some tea?

BRYNN: Admiring your shelving.

BRYNN: Careful, Will.

BRYNN: Jake!

BRYNN: Okay...

BRYNN: Open your eyes, dude!

BRYNN: Our parents,

BRYNN: They went up the coast for a night

Brynn!

Brynn.

Brynn's stuck in there and she can't get out.

Bubbles!

Bubbles!

BUNNY: I love you.

BUNNY: I love you.

Bunny!

But after last night's heroics, you've made my short list

But after seeing what you did back there,

But Brynn was... (GASPS)

But I don't know, you know. I don't know.

But I hope your shoes are tied,

But I'm so sorry to tell you that the cabin burned down.

But it's Zoey's birthday in two days.

But our parents work for a secret government organization.

But right now our job is to keep that fire from those vehicles.

But sometimes it was hard for the Yeti.

But that day, I realized that my calling was not with the family business,

But the kid loved it.

But the request lines are open!

But there is a problem.

But yes, uh, what I meant was when you retire.

But you can call me that. The whole thing.

But you know the correct way to use a fire extinguisher

But, Supe... Oh, man.

Can we make it to the police station?

Can you even step?

Can you try being a little more supportive?

Can't it just be "containing" it or "resolving" it?

Captain, did you...

Captain.

Carson, who do these children belong to?

Carson!

Carving the depot turkey at Thanksgiving and decorating the depot tree.

Causing a different type of trouble.

Chance the Rapper. Drake.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Chief, it's 90 miles. The roads are all flooded.

Children cannot be relinquished until the proper authorities are involved.

Chocolate dessert looking things... Ice cream, right?

Chopper flies in five.

Christmas intermittent fasting. Sprints till exhaustion.

Cimmanom?

Clear!

Come back!

Come on, are you kidding me? That's so good.

Come on, Dad, what do you got?

Come on, don't play that.

Come on, guys, get out. It's all right.

Come on, man. What's the backup plan?

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Try it on.

COMMANDER RICHARDS: ...the ability to put a fire out.

COMMANDER RICHARDS: Aw, Come on!

COMMANDER RICHARDS: No. We're just men with a lot a training,

Commander Richards!

Confirmed Class D forest fire.

Contain them till they burn themselves out.

Cooking, history, and kids.

Copy that, little captain. Requesting a fire line...

Copy that. We're a go for extraction.

Coq au vin is not a vehicle.

Crisis averted.

Crystal.

Dear Dr. Hicks,

Deserve to be Division Commander?

Did I get out of frame?

Did I miss something?

Didn't you guys go on a few dates?

Died in that blaze in Yosemite, as I recall.

Do I detect a hint of nutmeggery?

Do you have anything you love? That you do just for yourself.

Do you have your keys?

Do you know if this is a good toy for a three year old girl?

Does he always carry that axe?

Does he always carry that axe?

Don't cry.

Don't drink that. Trust me.

Don't leave. Stay. With me.

Don't look at me.

Don't press it.

Don't tell me you only know how to play songs that are fire related.

Don't think we have a dessert platter.

Don't you do it.

Don't you remember what it's like to be a kid?

Don't you touch that button. Don't you touch the...

Dr. Hicks, have you ever felt a void in your life

Dr. Hicks!

Dr. Hicks! (CLEARS THROAT)

Dr. Hicks. What's your problem?

Dropping the water... Now!

Eight? I'm not eight.

Equestria!

Exactly. Now, where's my Redding Crew at?

Except for mice. They're a little creepy.

Excuse me?

Excuse me... Sir.

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Burning Up Fire by BTS.

Fighting fires.

Fighting the Gaucho fire.

Figured you might want 'em back.

Fine. Head back to the depot. We'll evaluate 'em there.

Fine. I'll look away.

Fire down by the lake.

Fire's gonna do a 180 off the line!

Firemen fight fires.

For Division Commander. (GRUNTS)

For going to the bathroom during our dinner

For their 20th anniversary.

For what? Being in beast mode on national television?

Forgive me if I'm prioritizing human life over a frog pond.

Friendship is magic.

From Fisher Lake for their dumps.

General Tso's chicken isn't made by a general.

Gentlemen, we must be at our very best...

Gentlemen, you know how quickly things can go sideways.

Gentlemen. I got this.

Get the chopper ready.

Give each other a kiss.

Give me a line.

Glenn Frey! Heat Is On! Nobody?

Go now!

Go to bed.

Go, get out of here! Get out of here, you backstabbers.

Gonna separate us.

Good doggy.

Good night, Brynn.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good talk.

Good, good, good. Come on.

Gotcha.

Grab it!

Great.

Great. Who doesn't love ice cream, right?

Great. Your parents are on their way.

Guess I forgot the parking brake.

Guess your parents are gonna have to wait for their family reunion.

Guy in uniform kind of thing, which...

Ha! You missed me!

Half a klick is pretty far, I don't know...

Hang in there, Brynn!

Have a... Have a great rest of the day.

He can sing!

He protected all the other Yetis,

He was a world class smokejumper.

Heck, my dad was the greatest smokejumper ever to hang boots in this depot.

Hello, ma'am. Uh... Hello, ma'am.

Her name's Masher.

Here comes the bride.

Here we go now! Don't drop it, don't drop it, don't drop it...

Here we go!

Hey, guys! I found these cool Nerf guns!

Hey, guys! This hose can reach...

Hey, hey, hey, guys!

Hey, Jake? Guard down.

Hey, Mom, please don't worry. We're all totally fine...

Hey, Supe, we got this for you.

Hey, Supe, where you going?

Hey, Supe, why don't you play us a song?

Hey, Supe. Storm's on top of us.

Hey, Supe. Supe.

Hey, Supe. You have got to try

Hey, we made it. Let's go eat.

Hey, you ever need us, this will help us find you.

Hey, Zoey. Zoey!

Hey! If he says you're eight, you're eight.

Hey! What are you doing?

Hey! What's up? Come on, man!

Hey! You can't talk to Supe like that.

Hey.

Hey. What are you guys doing in here?

Hi.

Hmm...

Ho! That's a spicy meatball!

Hook and ladder? No.

Hot cocoa?

How about a giant spoonful of happiness?

How about a little, um... SPAM brulee?

How can I help you, Commander?

How hard can this be?

How is that smell getting through an SCBA?

Huh? We don't need you!

Huh? What, here?

I am a well respected field scientist!

I am not some pushover that you can get to babysit for you!

I am sending you this text alert...

I am sorry. I will go over here.

I am stuck with these kids overnight.

I appreciate the concern.

I can do it better! Don't... I know I can.

I can do this.

I can no longer hold my tongue.

I can see seven code violations from where I stand.

I can take it from here.

I can't believe that you are Dan Carson's boy.

I can't get ahold of them.

I can't go with you looking at me.

I can't secure the line and hold it.

I could copter us there if you needed me to.

I decided that our spending time together

I did.

I didn't cry. I never cried.

I didn't even know that was a job you could have.

I didn't know you knew anything about fire.

I didn't want you to feel left out.

I don't care about the pancakes! Why'd you let me sleep in?

I don't know any.

I don't know if I'm ready for that, I mean...

I don't know, I'm not into that kind of thing.

I don't know. I...

I don't live here full time. I have a house.

I don't think that's true.

I don't want to see any of you until 0600.

I feel like I've learned a lot from this experience.

I forgot my jammers.

I forgot. I found these outside the depot on the ground.

I get sad...

I got a full audience watching me go down in flames here.

I got contact on Will, ten o'clock!

I got Fluttershy.

I got nothing.

I got this.

I got three civilians in the bravo side of the structure.

I got to call for backup. I need backup!

I got to say, your camping skills,

I got you something, too.

I grew up in a fire depot.

I guess you can take your time.

I had no idea. I'm sorry.

I have an agreement with Cal Fire

I have devoted half of my life to my career.

I have to fill out the most important application of my life.

I have your children.

I haven't flown in a while, okay?

I haven't seen Brynn this happy in...

I hope not.

I just don't show my emotions

I just need your help with a big problem that I have.

I know we got off to a rocky start.

I know what the Safe Haven Law is.

I know you don't owe us any favors,

I know you were asking for a little space lately,

I know you've never believed in yourself, but I do!

I love it.

I mean, it's not just because I'm the only woman in a 100 mile radius, right?

I mean, kids are like fires. You know, you can't...

I mean, the thing she's doing... She's doing that!

I mean, what do they want now?

I need a towel.

I need you to bring up your cameras.

I never imagined I'd have to tell a smokejumper this,

I never slept in a day of my life!

I put out an entire canyon fire with my bare hands.

I saw the door open.

I see you're applying for a big promotion.

I take it these are the children we talked about.

I think I have three second cousins...

I think it's going well.

I think the baby broke your dog.

I think you're good on the ice cream.

I thought I said no monkey... (YELLS)

I thought I was a goner.

I thought you never cried.

I thought you were gonna give us the day to celebrate together.

I told you that!

I told you, attachments, distractions in this line of work?

I understand you're Dan Carson's boy.

I want a story.

I was an accountant.

I was hoping that maybe you would know how

I was just dropping off some puzzles for the kids, and...

I was just showing Will here how to use the, um...

I was just very surprised to see you doing something so fun.

I was just, uh... Looking for a pen.

I was much more comfortable being the backup pilot.

I was too young to remember my mom.

I was working a Class F in southern Idaho,

I was worried they'd freak out on me. They left me in charge,

I was. I told her not to come until tomorrow.

I would like to, but if I see somebody cry, I cry.

I would say that that was sarcasm.

I'd hate for that to be the day she remembers them splitting us up.

I'll be sure to let them know.

I'll call CPS tomorrow,

I'll figure something out.

I'll have my office e mail the application.

I'll make 'em some dinner, and we'll stay out of your hair.

I'll see you Monday.

I'm a smokejumper, which is like a firefighter, but way cooler.

I'm a smokejumper, which, again, is way better.

I'm about to take it from zero to a hundred.

I'm fine.

I'm gonna clip us all together, and we all go at once. Okay?

I'm gonna go put these on a dessert platter.

I'm gonna go. All right, bye. (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)

I'm gonna have to fly. (BREATHING HEAVILY)

I'm gonna save those people,

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm just not. I never have been.

I'm legally bound to take care of you, so that's what I'm gonna do.

I'm literally standing right here.

I'm looking for the best of the best.

I'm not blinking fast.

I'm not dying. I'm never dying.

I'm not gonna use that.

I'm not good with any of that stuff.

I'm ordering you to turn this chopper around.

I'm really impressed with how you took care

I'm really not suited for a leadership role,

I'm stuck. I'm stuck!

I'm sure you wouldn't mind me coming down there Monday morning

I'm trying to think of one... Nope. No.

I've been training here since I was four years old.

I've kept these two out of trouble their entire lives.

I've seen you wrestle a wolverine!

If I get distracted, I can't do this job effectively.

If it's all right with you, I'd rather not.

If we're gonna make it a party, we should make it a good one.

If you can survive in the epicenter of a raging wildfire for days on end,

If you had a fraternity, I wouldn't even join it!

If you hadn't thought to trigger an avalanche.

If you're worried about it, we could just go down there

In an eco lab.

In San Quentin, they only let you watch three shows.

In the words of Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf,

In this case, less is more. Listen, stop! I don't have time.

In turn, you're gonna ditch the attitude and be obedient,

Is it supposed to smoke like that?

Is that your dad?

Is there any world at all

Is where I did my first one handed pushup.

Is you gotta watch your tone, little sister.

Is you point the action end away from you, right?

It felt like it was really the work of superheroes.

It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!

It is Superintendent Jake Carson.

It smells a little like carbon dioxide, but it's legit.

It sounds like a dream come true.

It sounds like you're filling out your dull application.

It was so shady and unponyish, I don't even want to go into it.

It would be my privilege to carry on your legacy after you're gone.

It... It's...

It'd be my honor, sir.

It'll work a lot better if you do it.

It's a liberal arts college in Vermont.

It's almost maternal.

It's beautiful.

It's been a while since I've written in my journal. Got it.

It's getting real warm down here. Got me?

It's gonna be done by moi.

It's gonna be okay, Zoey.

It's got spinach in it and everything.

It's just another day at the office.

It's just that those kids, those ninos,

It's just... That's just sarcasm, right? I mean, that's not just me, right?

It's Neil Armstrong. And that's not what he said.

It's not mine. But I'll take it.

It's not your job yet.

It's okay.

It's pouring rain out. Get inside!

It's so...

It's straight to voicemail.

It's the Channel Six news team!

It's the secret ingredient.

It's too dangerous to hike at night,

It's up to us to rescue those people.

It's weird. She usually only likes lullabies from our dad.

It's what my dad and I always dreamed of.

J Dawg, come on, man. That's mad absurd.

Jake, you need to practice letting your guard down.

JAKE: (SIGHING) Finally.

JAKE: Bring it! Come on!

JAKE: Brynn! I'm gonna get a line to you!

JAKE: Can I help you find something?

JAKE: Captain, get in here, stat!

JAKE: He's right.

JAKE: I can't get to the hose!

JAKE: I told you.

JAKE: In Morse Code?

JAKE: It's not funny.

JAKE: No, it's a great idea.

JAKE: Now, I have an application to fill out.

JAKE: Okay, it's late.

JAKE: Watch it.

JAKE: What?

JAKE: Why do I, Jake Carson,

JAKE: Yeah. That's him.

Jalapeno chocolate cake you ever had.

Jalapeno chocolate?

Just got off the phone with CPS.

Just half a klick away.

Just relax, stay cool.

Just tell him, Brynn.

Kid, we got to bail. We got to get out of here.

Killin' it, killin' it!

Kinda takes the surprise out of "surprise inspection"

Learned to fold my dad's parachute in that bunk right there.

Let me know.

Let's celebrate now. Go!

Let's clean this up real good, now. Come on.

Let's disagree to agree, 'cause quotes are my thing.

Let's do this.

Let's get Brynn and Will some stuff, too.

Let's get you to bed. Let's go.

Let's go.

Lieutenant, how bad's the storm?

Lieutenant, show her the kitchen.

Lieutenant, there's cabins down by that lake.

Lieutenant!

Like firemen and smokejumpers?

Listen, Jake, it's been a long day.

Local team says there's this massive storm coming here,

Look at me. Look at me. Stay with me.

Look at that. Look at these stickers on these helmets.

Look at them.

Look, Carson...

Look, I know you don't see it, but...

Look, I'm gonna take full responsibility for this.

Look...

Looks like you're stuck here until Monday!

Looks like your sister needs an oil change.

Lullaby! Lullaby!

Lullaby! Lullaby!

Make it official.

MALE REPORTER: Folks, we are witnessing a live aerial rescue.

Mama!

Mama.

MAN 2: Love being close to you, Supe.

Man down. I'm coming, Supe!

Man, I am so sorry, Supe.

MAN: (OVER RADIO) Incident Command, this is Redding 5

MAN: (OVER RADIO) Roger that.

MAN: Alpha Team! Move! Move!

MAN: Honey, it's really bad. I don't know when...

MAN: Keep rolling, the same spot for John.

MAN: Mmm, I don't know.

Mandatory retirement.

MARK: (WHISPERING) Don't say "act casual" when you're trying to act casual!

MARK: A shirt.

MARK: Hey, Supe, just checking to make sure you're okay.

MARK: Hey!

MARK: How do you know that?

MARK: No, no, no. Whoa, whoa. That's my favorite shirt.

MARK: Now I got it.

MARK: Oh, look, we're off the ground.

MARK: Oh, nice split, Supe.

MARK: Please stop crying!

MARK: She took my keys!

MARK: The roads have dried up and the stores

MARK: There she is, the birthday girl.

MARK: These look toad ally delicious.

MARK: This is beautiful, Brynn!

MARK: Tidy up the depot?

MARK: What's wrong with Pinkie Pie?

MARK: Yeah, put it on, put it on!

MARK: Yummy, yummy to my tummy.

Mark!

Masher, bring me that shirt.

Masher?

Maybe a little gratitude would be helpful.

Maybe don't come at her all aggro next time.

Maybe I listened a little more than I let on.

Maybe just one before dinner.

Maybe the coals aren't hot enough, huh?

Maybe the Yeti was thinking of the kid when he took his eye off the ball.

Maybe we don't hate each other.

Me!

Means you got yourself a date, stud.

MEN: Everywhere!

MEN: Yes, sir!

Mission accomplished.

Mmm!

Mmm... (SIGHS)

Most people would not do that. You're...

Move out!

My abuelita used to make the most delicious

My backpack.

My dad and I used to watch fire shows together.

My dad died on the job when I was a kid.

My dad was an accountant, his father,

My dawgs, come on, come on.

My depot.

My dinner's not gonna microwave itself. (CHUCKLES)

My eye's burning and my lips are on fire!

My grandma always said, never touch your face with...

My hero.

My husband sells insurance!

My Little Pony with your friends.

My men can't even take the chopper to come look for us

My mouth, it's burning! (LAUGHS PAINFULLY)

My name isn't "bud" or "man" or "dude."

My uncle... Oh, my gosh, my aunt...

Nails hurt.

Nature calls. Back in a few.

Never made it back.

No gloves?

No greater honor for a smokejumper than burning to a crisp.

No hugs.

No kids. No crying.

No more boom boom.

No more songs, I'm all tapped out.

No shenanigans on my watch!

No, "in the Kingdom of Equestria, where everything is 20% cooler."

No, don't do that.

No, don't... Don't do that.

No, I'm fine. I'm great. Let's go.

No, I'm not afraid of anything.

No, it doesn't go good.

No, it's not.

No, no, I, uh...

No, put that... Put that down.

No, you didn't! Shut up! Get out of here!

No!

No!

No! No, no. (LAUGHING)

No! No!

No.

No.

No. I think he really likes you.

No. No time for backup, Torres.

No. No, we do what I say and we do it now!

No. Nope.

No. Take Zoey, then Brynn, then me.

No. Wait... Wait! (GRUNTS)

No. Zoey, then you, then me.

No... No! No.

Nobody handles poop better than Supe.

Nobody in the whole world.

Nobody.

Nope.

Nope. Not even one thing about that was right.

Nope. Not happening. No boom boom.

Not even close.

Not good. Not good for morale,

Not that one.

Nothing wrong with it. Just that Pinkie Pie's known

Nothing. I'm just saying that caring for living creatures

Nothing's official yet.

Now get to sleep, or I'm gonna give Axe direct orders

Now I think I've heard enough.

Now my eye's burning.

Now that I say it out loud, I guess we are superheroes.

Now, buck up, Lieutenant.

Now, if I didn't know any better,

Now, the Yeti did the best he could to make that cave a home,

Of achieving everything the Yeti sacrificed for him.

Of course I do. That corner over there

Of course.

Of your brother and sister.

Oh, good.

Oh, gosh, yes, the bike!

Oh, great. Another party guest.

Oh, here he is! Let's wrap this up.

Oh, I know what.

Oh, I sure hope they have a beautiful romance

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, look, you got... You got Rainbow Dash.

Oh, man. Oh!

Oh, my gosh! For crying out loud.

Oh, my gosh. But she's not stopping.

Oh, no, she didn't.

Oh, no, you didn't.

Oh, no. Oh, I see it. I see that the...

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, Rodrigo's SPAM brulee!

Oh, sorry. That's mine. (TEARS PHOTO DOWN)

Oh, that's not mine.

Oh, wait. I have this all...

Oh, yeah. The second I reached the end of my rope.

Oh, yeah...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh...

Oh! Okay, baby with a nail gun!

Oh.

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)

Oh. I got to go.

Oh. Oh!

Okay, call me again,

Okay, come on. Get out. Everybody out.

Okay, everybody, we gotta be at the courthouse by 1400...

Okay, fine. I'm getting you out, one by one.

Okay, here.

Okay, I'll be doing the choosing.

Okay, I'm a little rusty, so we got to keep it simple,

Okay, look, it's...

Okay, not the vibe of the room. That's fine.

Okay, now we're gonna reply with something clever.

Okay, she can hold it for a bit.

Okay, stop.

Okay, there's a problem.

Okay, two victims at half a klick.

Okay, uh, nice try.

Okay, well, anything in here is outdated and unfit for use.

Okay? First of all, there's paperwork, interviews, background checks.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Okay.

Okay...

On second thought,

Once upon a time, uh, there was

One day, I'm gonna be a hero, just like you.

One day, there was a fire on the mountain.

Ooh!

Ooh! Oh! Toad cookies.

Ooh.

Or I swear you'll be on latrine duty for the next six months!

Or my name ain't Rodrigo Alejandro Garcia Rosenstein Torres.

Or you could try my SPAM cakes that nobody seems to want to touch.

Our main priority is to get this depot tip top.

Our parents are in Africa, getting an experimental procedure.

Ow!

Own up to my mistakes.

Paint it pink!

Pants on fire.

Patty Welch, Child Protective Services.

Patty, are you familiar with the Safe Haven Law?

People like being around people!

Pianos are not for playing. I got work to do.

Pick a bed.

Play!

Please call me back ASAP to make arrangements to come pick them up.

Please don't tell anybody.

Plus, I know for a fact that thing hasn't been tuned in years.

Poop, poop, poop.

Poop.

Por que?

Post Malone. Kendrick Lamar.

Pretty lucky critters, I'd say.

Proceeding with room check.

Protocol.

Put that down.

Rainbow Dash.

Reach for the sky, cowboy.

Really fit, muscly, like, sculptured face

Really got your finger on the pulse.

Really? (LAUGHS) Why?

Redding Depot. Superintendent Jake Carson speaking.

Release!

REPORTER: After a storied career as Division Commander,

REPORTER: Commander Richards, are you afraid of anything?

Reporting structures in its path.

Requesting a fire line

Rest of the depot's off limits, are we clear?

Right now I need to show you something, okay?

Right up the armhole!

Right?

Road's backed up for miles and we need to get emergency teams in here.

RODRIGO: (WHISPERING) You be quiet.

RODRIGO: But it's... It's not chocolate covered?

RODRIGO: Come on, I made it with extra gluten.

RODRIGO: Ha! Ha! Go! Go!

RODRIGO: Hey, hey, hold it! You missed!

RODRIGO: It's too slippery!

RODRIGO: Oh, you know it, girl.

RODRIGO: See? It fits perfectly.

RODRIGO: She's so sad!

RODRIGO: So what do you think of the fire simulator?

RODRIGO: We had...

RODRIGO: Well, he said "now" before!

RODRIGO: What a gentleman!

RODRIGO: Whoa!

RODRIGO: Will, open this one next.

Rumor has it you're considering retirement.

Say what? "Gone"?

Saying that they are not gonna collect water

See? You do like her.

Seems like your dream job.

Set it up, and you hand it right over to me.

She found out that Rainbow Dash was secretly throwing away Pinkie's pies.

She hung up. Disappeared. That means she changed her mind.

She needs to tie it around her waist, okay?

She tricked us!

She's an angry scientist I thought I could unload you on.

She's broken! I tried everything.

She's scared out here. She doesn't want you to leave.

She's spending the weekend alone.

She's taking her time 'cause she wants to get it right.

Show us, Supe, come on.

Since you were saving LEGO people from LEGO fires.

Sir, about that... I apologize.

Sit.

Six years ago, I was working as an accountant,

Smell like peanut butter and can cause sneezing.

Smell my beard, it smells like a luau.

Smells good!

Smiley face icon?

Smooth.

So close.

So far, so good.

So I would have to find whatever lake or pond or stream

So I'm gonna go find a place for us to hunker down, and...

So if you could just sign that contract,

So it's my scientific opinion you're looking for.

So now I'm an expert in all three.

So organized. (GIGGLES)

So there's no need to be nervous, or...

So we can do our job.

So we're gonna send in the jumpers on the left flank.

So what needs to happen right now, like literally, this second,

So why don't we just take it down a notch, sister, okay?

So you can quietly stay here until the morning.

So, we couldn't be in safer hands.

Some of these pancakes Brynn made for us.

Somebody I went on 2.5 dates with

Somebody quiet her down, for Pete's sake!

Somebody told me once that kids are kind of like fire.

Someone who knows what a fire's gonna do before it does it.

Something like this I should probably save for a special occasion.

Sorry for all the monkey business.

Sorry, bud, we just don't speak oldsey timesy.

Sorry, Supe. We're gonna join the Santa Barbara crew.

Sorry.

Sounds weird, but when you taste it,

Sparkle Pony, hurray!

Sparkle Pony!

Sparkle Pony!

Sparkle Pony!

Sparkle Pony.

Speculating on banana futures.

Spit it out!

Stay behind me.

Stop!

Stop! (GRUNTING)

Stupid Safe Haven Law.

Supe, he has a sweet side.

Supe, please.

Supe, relax.

Supe, you want me to double back to the lake?

Supe! Laser!

Supe? Did we kill you?

Superintendent Jake Carson.

Superintendent Jake Carson.

Sure, Z.

Sure. I'll draw you with hair.

Surprise!

Sweet misery.

Ta da!

Take me with you!

Take the children to St. Stephen's for medical eval.

Talks a whole lot about toads.

Talks about them a lot.

Tea for you.

Tea for you.

Tea?

Tell him it's Commander Bill Richards.

Tell Superintendent Carson I need to speak to him immediately.

Tell them to come Monday.

Thank you for... (GRUNTS)

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, that's so cool!

Thank you, Zoey. Oh, wait, wait.

Thank you.

Thank you. Now...

Thanks, guys.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That could be filled by one to three small children?

That doesn't make any sense, unless...

That is a protected wildlife area.

That is a stupid question. Yes, of course I am.

That is not for children.

That is... (GAGS)

That kind of activity is devastating to the habitat of the Western Spadefoot!

That might be right.

That sounded a lot better in my head.

That sounds like a dream job to me.

That was a good impression.

That was a message from your mom.

That was disturbing.

That was quick.

That's a clock.

That's a limerick. That's not a lullaby.

That's Doctor Fun, Mister.

That's fantastic, sir! I...

That's for you.

That's French for "chef," by the way.

That's inappropriate.

That's it, I got you. Okay. I got you.

That's just where he had it, too.

That's not a real child.

That's not helpful.

That's not really how I'm wired, bud. I just... I don't have...

That's okay, you can make one up.

That's our fire training simulator.

That's Princess Celestia, the leader of the ponies.

That's really cool.

That's right.

That's so cool.

That's Supe's chair.

That's the Santa Barbara fire!

That's what the kids say, right?

That's what the old guys call it, right?

The dots are gone.

The guys were just blowing off steam. I apologize.

The kid felt so guilty that he swore he'd never let anything get in the way

The local depot is gonna make it.

The outside, off limits.

The people you care about and that care about you

The way you and your men put out that fire today,

Them.

Then how about a story?

Then I can leave and you can continue watching

Then they're gonna move in together.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He...

There was just a couple other things I wanted to say about the fact that...

There were two or three occurrences where we sat together for chow.

There will be time for steam reallocation later.

There. Zoom in on that cabin. Right there.

There's a fire down by the lake.

There's got to be one up there.

There's like seven extra bunks in here.

There's no doubt in my mind that you're the man for the job.

There's no reason to be scared. Bear sightings are pretty rare.

There's no way that can be true.

There's only 336 smokejumpers.

There's too much.

These aren't flapjacks.

These cookies are now open for business.

They are a bit of a handful.

They are physically unharmed, but I must say

They died,

They don't even need us.

They're gonna fall in love.

They're gonna rely on each other for everything.

They're not coming.

They're so amazing, you know?

They're the thing that keeps you going.

This depot is not a playground!

This is a FUPA.

This is Captain Mark Rogers. Lieutenant Rodrigo Torres.

This is huge!

This is Superintendent Jake Carson of Redding Depot, Region Five.

This is supposed to be a fire depot!

This is what happens when you let your guard down.

This is...

This means a lot to me.

This must be why there are so few smokejumpers.

This thing's designed to keep out nuclear particles!

This was my dad's.

Those are distract jacks.

Those kids are our responsibility.

Three hundred thirty six. And this, when you do that...

Three thousand pounds of water coming at you.

To eat that cake all by himself.

To go to their birthday party tomorrow anyway.

To me. In their own way.

To meet you two yet.

To show up on the day I said.

To take care of them.

To this day, every time that kid sees fire he can hear the Yeti's voice.

Traitor.

Trust me,

Trust me, Zoey, this is not a trip you want to join me on.

Truth is, I'm really glad he invited me.

Two victims? That's... That's a lot of victims here.

Two years ago.

Two... One...

Uh oh.

Uh uh, what? No, no, no, that's mine.

Uh, Supe?

Uh, this...

Uh, yeah, don't do that. That's wrong, little man.

Uh...

Um, it's from everyone.

Um... Okay.

Um... Somebody?

Unless you're calling three months later to apologize

Until they're relinquished to a legal guardian.

Used to play this thing all the time.

Very strict exercise regimens, and first class genetics.

Wait a minute, if there's gonna be any cooking done around here,

Wait a minute. Come on, how did you know that?

Wait, wait. I know.

Wait, what?

Wait, what's happening right now?

Wait. I have an idea.

Wait. This was much worse a minute ago.

Wait. What is this? What are these...

Was closest, and make all those critters my friends.

Was the Western Spadefoot because their secretions

We can make it, if we go full out.

We cleaned it up for you. To thank you for saving us.

We don't have a second to lose.

We got two victims at half a...

We gotta go, I can't do this.

We jump into fires to fight them.

We just lost three of our best jumpers and our pilot.

We just want to be in the big leagues.

We need a miracle.

We need eyes on the ground.

We need them. We need them, Chief.

We stay vigilant. Rely on our training.

We thought you wanted to sleep in.

We want her to be here.

We went on a couple of dates, and honestly,

We were rescued by these smokejumpers,

We will look for these kids until I know they're okay.

We would've never contained the West Fork Valley fire

We... don't... need... you!

We'll be right back, Mr. Axe.

We'll cover more ground if we spread out.

We'll get out of here at first light, okay?

We'll probably never see them again after Zoey's birthday.

We're all set, Supe.

We're gonna do what we always do.

We're not in the military.

We're trapped. We can't get out.

We've been looking for these children for the past month.

We've got a high rate of spread on this one,

We've recently had a few vacancies,

Welcome to the team.

Well, I did it for the Western Spadefoot.

Well, in the words of Mahatma Gandhi,

Well, it all makes sense now.

Well, it is my job, and he is my boss, so...

Well, it seems like you've got it under control now.

Well, it's like she's the old Brynn.

Well, see? See, it's a good thing the Alpha Team quit

Well, someone I went on 2.5 dates with

Well, this is my area of expertise.

Well, we didn't know if we were gonna be invited to your birthdays, so we figured,

Well, you were talking to her, and then she left,

Were you not in that fire? I just singed my eyebrows!

What about the Safe Haven Law?

What about your big dream job?

What am I?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What could be more special than right now?

What do we do now?

What do you think she's gonna do

What does a smokejumper do?

What does that mean?

What if he changes his mind again?

What is it?

What kind of firefighter are you?

What kind of way is that to answer a phone at a federal fire facility?

What the heck are three eight year olds doing alone in the middle of nowhere?

What were you doing out there?

What?

What... What just happened?

What... You are so in the big leagues!

What's everybody doing standing around?

What's the problem, Superintendent Carson?

What's up with you?

Whatever it is, the answer's no.

Whatever. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

When I was a kid, we moved around a lot,

When she sees the caller ID from a fire station

When you saved us from that fire, could you hear the Yeti?

Where a three year old girl would want a drone?

Where are the kids?

Where are your parents?

Where'd, uh... Where'd all this come from?

Where's my Humvee?

Where's my Redding Crew at?

Where's Supe?

Where's the kid?

Where's the pole? Can I slide down the pole?

Whew. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Which I've heard are actually way cooler than firemen.

Who authorized putting this stuff up anyway?

Who cares?

Who cares? What?

Who have I been texting with?

Who knows how to care for living creatures.

Who wants SPAM a kopita?

Who wants to party? Whoo!

Whoa, whoa, you okay?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! (GAGS)

Whoa! (GRUNTS)

Whoa! Hard! Very hard!

Whoa! That's awesome.

Whoa.

Whoever takes over the position is going to be almost as great as me.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo! I love the smell of PHOS CHEK in the morning!

Why are you just standing there?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why do you assume there's a problem?

Why do you think there's a problem?

Why does it have to be "fighting" the fires?

Why don't you just point me to the kitchen?

Why don't you kids shower up, and I'll take another stab

Why would you run away?

Why you got to go and blow up my spot like that?

Why?

Will, pass your sister this knife and line through the window.

Will, what are you doing? Don't climb in here.

WILL: Come on, Axe.

WILL: Don't drop it. Don't drop it.

WILL: Help! Help!

WILL: I got you. Come on, hurry.

WILL: Is that Dr. Hicks?

WILL: It worked! Jake's here.

WILL: Jenga!

WILL: Look at all these presents!

Will! (GRUNTS)

Winds are at 20 knots.

With a line of cars that are blocking emergency vehicles,

With all due respect, Commander,

With water dripping out of my eyes and making...

Without this job...

WOMAN: Hello! Hello!

Would go by his first name and not "Mister."

Would you mind watching them for a little bit?

Would've preferred he didn't die, sir.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. I love a barbecue.

Wow. Jake sure has you at his beck and call.

Wu Tang Clan. Lil Pump.

Yay, Jake, you got a date.

Yeah, 'cause he's always ready to roll.

Yeah, but do you ever want to do anything just for you?

Yeah, but there's over a million firefighters,

Yeah, hit it, hit it. Hit it.

Yeah, I can see that.

Yeah, no monkeyshines, tomfoolery, or hijinks.

Yeah, no presh. He's right.

Yeah, that's what it is! It's chocolate ice cream!

Yeah, they are pretty cute.

Yeah, yeah, that's not good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah. Get it all started. I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah. I am the proper authority.

Yeah. Thanks, Brynn.

Yeah. Yeah, I got this. I got this.

Yeah... Hello. This is not how adoption works.

Yep. (SIGHS)

Yes, I completely understand.

Yes, sir!

Yes.

Yes.

Yo, yo, where'd he go?

Yo! She oiled the driveway!

You already are, little brotherman.

You already are. Come on, put it right there.

You always blink really fast when you're angry.

You are going to have every single depot under your command.

You are the bravest man I've ever seen.

You are the most creative guy I know.

You are?

You can call me Supe.

You can handle a few kids for one night.

You can make sound.

You can't control them, you just got to contain 'em till they burn themselves out.

You can't control them, you just have to...

You can't just cold call my mom.

You can't tell anybody this,

You couldn't do this job.

You crushed it out there, men. You crushed it!

You definitely should get back into that.

You did it this time, okay?

You dive bombed my lab and scooped up water from Fisher Lake.

You do?

You don't need that. You don't need that.

You don't say what you're feeling. You show it.

You don't understand.

You don't want to look back on all this

You don't want to take the kids out in that.

You finished?

You get the point. And they're all heroes.

You got this.

You got to be kidding me.

You got to go to bed. You don't want to be tired

You got to let go!

You gotta stop running.

You heard the Commander!

You kidding me?

You know what, I could.

You know what?

You know what? Keep the shirt.

You know what? You're right.

You know, I lost my parents at a young age, too.

You know, maybe one or two in there are for you and Brynn as well.

You look worse than you did after we spent nine days

You mean here? In the depot?

You mean like your fanny pack?

You missed! Sucker!

You ready to be Mrs. Fun?

You said earlier, if you had any distractions,

You said you weren't gonna show up until tomorrow.

You see, CPS is not a fast food restaurant.

You should be in school. You should be making friends.

You should be the next Division Commander. You've been training for this

You should invite her back.

You tell that man to pack his bags and go!

You think I'm gonna let this rattle me?

You were given a chance. You were given an opportunity...

You will not use Fisher Lake to collect water for their dumps.

You're a scientist

You're a terrible liar.

You're breaking every protocol in the book, Superintendent.

You're good to go. Go.

You're just gonna let her go?

You're okay.

You're really lucky to have so many memories in one place.

You're right, and I'm sorry.

You're so nurturing towards those frog... Toads.

You're ten feet from there.

You're welcome. Bon appetit.

Your concern for us is really touching, Jake.

Your parents are gonna be at the depot any minute.

Zoey, sweetie, I just need you to go sit on that rock over there.

Zoey, you're okay, huh?

ZOEY: Good night, Sparkle Pony.

ZOEY: Yay!

2:00.

"Alert"? Text alert? ...to see if you are available

"Now," now? Yes, he said now!

(ALARM STOPS) Relax, guys. Relax.

(AMY LAUGHS) (PLAYING UPBEAT MELODY)

(ANIMAL GROWLING) Bears!

(BALLOON POPS) (SCREAMS)

(BARKS) What is going on in here?

(BUZZER) Oh, hi, Supe.

(CROAKING) Come on, everybody,

(DOOR SHUTS) Problem?

(EXCLAIMS) MARK: Ow!

(GASPS) (LAUGHS)

(GROANING) (HEAVES)

(GROWLS) (VOICE SHAKING) Everywhere.

(GRUNTS) (POOPING LOUDLY)

(GRUNTS) Wait! The button, it's jammed.

(HORNS HONKING) (PEOPLE SHOUTING)

(JAKE YELLING) What are you doing?

(LAUGHING) Oh, my gosh. What's going on?

(LAUGHING) Okay. Let's go.

(LOUD CLATTER) (SCREAMS)

(MEN CHEERING, BARKING) (MUSIC STOPS)

(MEN CHEERING) Yeah, Supe!

(PHONE CHIMES) Wine bottle emoji?

(PLAYING "F" NOTE) (STRIKES TUNING FORK)

(RODRIGO BREATHES) (PHONE CHIMES)

(RODRIGO GROWLS) (ALL YELLING)

(SIREN WAILS) (HORN HONKS)

(SKYPE CALL RINGING) Dates? No.

(THUNDER RUMBLING) I need to set down, now!

(TIRES SCREECH) (ALL YELLING)

(WILL GROANS) (HOSE CLATTERS)

(WILL YELLING) (ZOEY LAUGHING)

(WOOD PIECE DROPS) (WILL LAUGHS)

(YELLING) (SPLUTTERING)

(YELLING) MARK: I got it!

(YELLING) Put it down!

(ZOEY GIGGLES) I'm good.

(ZOEY GIGGLING) Where'd you go?

(ZOEY LAUGHS) (MASHER GROWLS PLAYFULLY)

(ZOEY POOPS EXPLOSIVELY) Oh!

A chair isn't for children? Nothing here is for children.

AMY: Happy birthday, Zoey. (ZOEY GIGGLING)

AMY: Thank you. No.

An imagination? (GASPS)

And the hottest. Thank you, ma'am. But for us,

Ariana Grande. BTS.

Ben Franklin. Oh, come...

Breathe. Right.

BRYNN: Hey, Jake? Yeah?

BRYNN: Take Zoey and get out of here. The door's stuck.

Bunny! (GASPS)

Bunny. I'll get you another one, Zoey.

Bunny. We can't!

but I ain't mad at you, okay? Okay.

But you like her. No, I don't.

Can you pass me the remote? Hey.

Captain! You need more soap. Got it.

Care to comment? The rumors are true.

Come with me. Oh, I'd rather...

Comin' in hot. Hi!

Cool. Oh, yeah, that's mine, too.

Copy that. BRYNN: But why? We're fine.

Could you look away? No.

Depot's one floor. No pole. Do you have a hook and ladder?

Do you love her? Kisses!

Don't do it, or I'm gonna... (ZOEY POOPS)

Easy! RODRIGO: Come on, man.

Excuse me, I need that. Hey!

For their dumps. WOMAN: Yeah.

for your birthday, right? Yeah! Yeah.

Frog icon? Emoji.

GIRL: Bunny! GIRL 2: I will get you another one.

GIRL: Bunny. GIRL 2: Zoey...

Good? You're good.

Good. MARK: "Good"?

Have you ever seen that before? Never seen it before!

Hello, ma'am? It's still a voicemail.

Here. Hold this. No. No, I can't. I can't.

Hey, Supe? What?

Hey! Whoo!

Hi, Axe. (GROWLS)

Hmm? Huh?

Hold down the fort. Wait! No, no...

Hold this. Whoa... Um...

I admire what you do out there. You do?

I brought cookies! ZOEY: Yay, cookies!

I can't do it better. I know he cannot.

I didn't even... I'm just kidding.

I don't think so. (GROWLS)

I felt it now, little miss. MARK: Wow!

I have a condition. I... Thank you so much.

I just was wondering where you were. (CLOTHES RUSTLING)

I made you tea. Tea? How did you make...

I mean, whatever. I'm over it. (TOADS CROAKING)

I wouldn't... (BANGS DESK)

I'll call her. Fine.

I'll grab it. Wait, what are you doing?

I'm going in! I'm right behind you!

I'm going in. Oh, it's all yours, Supe.

I'm Mr. Fun, okay? Oh.

I'm sorry. It is not funny.

If you go, I go. (YELLS)

If you want out, grab a chute. What did you just say to me?

is no small task. Exactly.

Is this a laser? It is.

It's just sarcasm. No, it's not just you. I just...

JAKE: Don't make it fall. Shh!

JAKE: Don't mess up! Okay, well, now it's over.

JAKE: Get out of the car! Everything's gonna be okay.

JAKE: See you in the morning. WILL: Um, Supe?

JAKE: This is pretty amazing. AMY: What an exciting meal.

JAKE: Throw! Come on, throw! AMY: I got it!

JAKE: Zoey's already asleep. Fine.

Jake... You don't understand.

Jake's more casual. "Jake."

Johnny Cash? Yeah.

Known for her kindness. Aww.

Known for her loyalty. Oh, thanks, guys!

Lieutenant! He's not here. What's going on?

Look at that! Oh, my God!

Man, he loved it. Play!

MARK AND JAKE: My tires are flat. Mine, too!

MARK: He's not gonna change his mind! Hey, guys, focus! Now!

MARK: Hold on. JAKE: There's oil everywhere!

MARK: No, no... RODRIGO: Don't lie to him.

MARK: Supe, did you just send that? Yeah.

MARK: Supe! You need a helmet! (BIKE BELL DINGS)

MARK: Whoa! (RODRIGO GROANING)

MARK: You gave her what? I gave her my SPAM brulee.

Masher. Sparkle Pony!

May I take your coat? Yes.

Me? Yeah.

Mmm hmm. Fine. I'll try it on.

Mmm mmm. MARK: (WHISPERING) Be quiet.

Move out! BOTH: Yes, sir!

My truck! BOTH: Ooh!

Nice. And this one.

No, uh, "emoji." (CHIMES)

No. (GIGGLES)

No. No? Really?

No. Yup, that's what she does.

Not even a card. Well, what do we do?

Not gonna happen. No, that's okay. No, no, no.

not good for me. Okay.

of the dark side of the Force. (LAUGHTER)

Oh, hello! Yum, yum.

Oh, hey. MARK: Hey, guys.

Oh, so, dates. We're professionals.

Oh, yeah? Okay, we've got two victims

Oh. Hey!

Ooh! Not funny!

Or Jake. Yeah.

Perfect timing as always. Oh!

REPORTER: Commander Richards. COMMANDER RICHARDS: Mmm.

right at this moment. Congratulations.

Right? What's San Quentin?

Right? (LAUGHS) MARK: Rodrigo!

Ring of Fire? I know what it is.

RODRIGO: And this one. MARK: Mmm hmm.

RODRIGO: Can I partake? Sure.

RODRIGO: Here, take this one. MARK: Okay, got it.

RODRIGO: She's quick. MARK: Are you bigger today?

RODRIGO: What's he saying? (WHISPERS) I can't understand.

Shall I put these in water? Oh.

She definitely likes you. No, she doesn't.

Sheez. Is this yours?

Shh! JAKE: Look out!

Show us what you got. Yeah, come on, come on.

Sir. No. As you were.

Smoke? (BARKS)

So I chose to press pause. In the middle of our date?

Sparkle Pony. Her name is Masher.

Supe. What?

Ta da! (GASPS)

Thank you for having me. Yes, absolutely.

Thank you, Captain. (LAUGHS)

Thank you, sir. You're welcome, sir.

Thank you! Oh!

Thank you. AMY: Knock, knock!

Thank you. BUNNY: I love you.

Thank you. Make yourself useful.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks for coming, Dr. Hicks. You can call me Amy.

That your girlfriend? No.

That's actually right. I know.

There you go. Oh, presentation.

They're toads. It's the same thing.

Think you can get it to her? Yeah.

Those aren't Nerf guns! Put it down!

to convene for a... Jake.

Uh... (ZOEY YAWNING)

Uh... This is Keegan. He left.

Um, Supe? Yeah.

Wag! Look at you! Whoo hoo!

Wait... She does? (GASPS)

was taking me away from this. Supe...

We should... Take your truck, right.

Well... Yeah.

What a pleasant surprise. So good to see you. Welcome.

What a whiff. (BARKS)

What about you? What?

What are you doing? Your Alexa's broken.

What do I say? It's easy. You just say,

What is dot, dot, dot? BRYNN: That means she's answering.

What is going on out here? I don't know!

What? Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes! Yeah!

What's in there? (CHUCKLES)

What's that? Um...

Where are your parents? They're not here.

Where did you come from? Supe...

Where? Oh! Look!

Where's my Redding Crew at? (LOUD WHISPER) Everywhere!

Where's my Redding Crew at? BOTH: Everywhere!

Where's my Redding Crew at? Everywhere!

Where's my Wedding Crew at? ALL: Everywhere!

Where's your sister? Supe, she's on your leg.

Who's gonna need me now? (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Whoa! (ALL YELLING)

Whoa! Ow!

Whoo! Look at that! (WOLF WHISTLE)

Why does she keep doing that? I don't know. Babies cry.

Why y'all looking at me? (CRACKING UP)

WILL: I love you. BRYNN: I love you.

WILL: Oh, no! Whoa!

Yay. (LAUGHING)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna keep it simple.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

Yeah. Congrats.

Yeah. I feel like Mr. Fun

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes! Well, in my scientific opinion,

Yes. Good idea.

You don't get to "have it your way." Tea?

You first. Let's go. Take Will first.

You hurt? Are you really a fireman?

You play the piano? Not really.

You're awesome. Thanks.

You've been called up. (SIREN BLARING)

You've never cried? No.

ZOEY: Lullaby! Lullaby! Okay!

...'cause the sun is really great. Yeah.

...the Jaws of Life.

...to collect water for the dumps...

...to collect water for their dumps.

'Cause it's flirtatious, and yet not threatening, you know?

'cause now we got all this spare room for the kids to sleep in. Huh?

'Cause you always tap your fingers like that when you're upset.

'cause your socks are about to get rocked off!

"and I have prepared for that opportunity my entire life."

"Boom boom"? What's boom boom?

"but we will set out first thing in the morning.

"but you better watch out for the next one."

"Dot, dot, dot."

"Fire Utility Pouch Apparatus." Yes.

"for me to become Division Commander,

"Got your message. Thank you.

"Hey, baby. You, me, dinner. No presh."

"If you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen!"

"It was my dad's dream

"It's bad. Real, real bad."

"Light a man on fire, he's warm for life."

"Me fireman. Can't turn my neck."

"No presh"?

"No presh"?

"Or what?"

"Or what?"

"Or what?" "Or what?"

"People who need people are the luckiest people in the world."

"Problem"? That. That's my problem. Make that stop.

"Proper Presentation Prevents Poor Performance."

"Superheroes"?

"Teach a man to light a fire, and he's warm for a day.

"Thank you again from the bottom of our hearts."

"Thankfully, that's an easy answer. (CLEARS THROAT)

"That's one small step for man,

"There is really spotty service here.

"We're stuck due to the storm,

"Whiff"? How'd I whiff?

(ALARM SIREN WAILS)

(ALL CRYING)

(ALL LAUGHING, CHATTERING)

(ALL SHOUTING)

(ALL TEASING, CHEERING)

(ANIMAL CHITTERING)

(AS DARTH VADER) Don't underestimate the powers

(AWKWARD LAUGH)

(BARKS)

(BELCHES)

(BELL DINGS)

(BELL RINGS)

(BIRDS FLUTTERING)

(BLOWING)

(BOOM BY X AMBASSADORS PLAYING)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH GAGGING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BREATH RASPING)

(CAR ALARM BLARING)

(CARTOON PLAYING ON TV)

(CHAIN SQUEAKING)

(CHAIR VIBRATING)

(CHATTER CONTINUES)

(CHORTLES) Slow your roll, cowboy!

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Calm down, Romeo.

(CHUCKLES) Great optics for the department, Carson.

(CHUCKLES) It's a... It's a T shirt.

(CHUCKLES) Or what?

(CHUCKLES) they're on point.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Lucky us.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT) Superintendent Jake Carson speaking.

(CONTINUES CHIMING)

(COUGHING)

(COUGHS)

(CRACKING UP)

(CRYING SOFTLY)

(CRYING) Oh, my God, he would be so...

(DOG GROWLING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR SHUTS)

(EAGLE CALLING)

(EVERYTHING'S CHANGING BY PLASTIC HOTELS PLAYING)

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALING) Millennials!

(FIRE BY BTS PLAYING)

(FIRE IT UP BY OUTASIGHT PLAYING)

(GAGS, SPITS) Lighter fluid!

(GAGS) No, that's a...

(GASPING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) Oh!

(GASPS) Thank you!

(GIGGLES)

(GIGGLING)

(GIGGLING) Bye.

(GIGGLING) I'm not gonna be able to say that line.

(GRILL SIZZLING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING) That is... That is in there.

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROWLING INTENSIFIES)

(GROWLING, ANIMAL RUNNING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING) As you're aware, I have to pick my successor.

(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(HEAVES)

(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

(HIGH PITCHED VOICE) Please hold.

(HINGES CREAKING)

(HUMVEE CRUNCHES)

(INHALES)

(JAKE BREATHING THROUGH RESPIRATOR)

(JAKE GROANS)

(JAKE GROANS)

(JAKE TYPING)

(KEYS JINGLING)

(KISSES) it's so...

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) Did you just say "FUPA"?

(LAUGHING) Oh, Masher!

(LAUGHING) Something like that.

(LAUGHING) What a rush.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Zoey, no.

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LOUD RUSTLING)

(LOUD THUD)

(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

(MARK SNIFFLES)

(MARK SNORTS)

(MASHER BARKING)

(MASHER GROANING)

(MASHER GROANS)

(MASHER GROWLS)

(MASHER WHIMPERS)

(MASHER WHIMPERS)

(MEN CHATTERING, CHEERING)

(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

(METAL CREAKING)

(METAL DRAGGING)

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(MY LITTLE PONY PLAYING ON TV)

(MY LITTLE PONY THEME SONG PLAYING)

(NAIL GUN CLICKING)

(NAILS WHIZZING)

(NERVOUS LAUGH) All right, I'm gonna go, then,

(OVERLAPPING SHOUTS)

(PANTING)

(PANTING) Who wants chipmunk?

(PHONE BEEPS)

(PHONE CHIMES)

(PHONE CHIMES)

(PHONE CHIMES)

(PHONE CHIMING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(PIANO KEYS BANGING)

(PIANO KEYS BANGING)

(PIANO STOPS)

(RAIN POURING)

(RINGING BELL)

(RODRIGO SINGING)

(RUN WILD BY THUTMOSE PLAYING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS) Hot!

(SHAKE SHAKE BY NESSI PLAYING)

(SHRIEKS)

(SHUDDERS)

(SHUDDERS) I'm...

(SIGHING)

(SIGHS, SNIFFLES)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Listen, the kids wanted you to spend the night

(SIGHS) Okay, uh, let me explain something.

(SIREN WAILING)

(SLURPING)

(SLURPS)

(SLURRING) I touched my mouth. My mouth is on fire.

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFLES) I beg of you, please, please don't cry.

(SNIFFS) Oh!

(SNORTS)

(SOBBING)

(SOFT KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SPITS)

(SQUEAKS)

(STAMMERS) Well, that's what we thought.

(STOPS LAUGHING)

(STOPS PLAYING)

(STOPS PLAYING)

(TOADS CROAKING)

(TRUCK STARTS)

(TYPING)

(TYPING)

(TYPING) I don't know, Superintendent.

(UPTOWN FUNK BY MARK RONSON PLAYING)

(VOICE SHAKING) I pressed it.

(VOICE SHAKING) This is the most amazing chair ever!

(VOICE SHAKING) Why is Pinkie Pie so mad at Rainbow Dash?

(WAILING)

(WAILING)

(WAILING)

(WELCOME TO THE PARTY BY DIPLO PLAYING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING) Please don't cry.

(WHIMPERS)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHINES)

(WILL LAUGHING)

(WILL SHRIEKING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(ZOEY BABBLING)

(ZOEY CONTINUES CRYING)

(ZOEY CRYING LOUDER)

(ZOEY CRYING)

(ZOEY LAUGHING)

(ZOEY SHRIEKING)

(ZOEY STOPS CRYING)

♪ And every beat

♪ Friendship is magic! ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Zoey

♪ I fell into a burnin' ring of fire ♪

♪ Inside your head

♪ My Little Pony My Little Pony

♪ My Little Pony My Little Pony

♪ On the street

♪ The heat is on

♪ The heat is on! ♪

♪ What is friendship all about?