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Animal Crackers Animal Crackers is a delightful animated movie that takes audiences on a whimsical adventure filled with

Animal Crackers

Animal Crackers is a delightful animated movie that takes audiences on a whimsical adventure filled with laughter, music, and a whole lot of fun. Released in 2017, this animated gem instantly captivated audiences of all ages with its heartwarming story and charming characters.

Directed by Scott Christian Sava and Tony Bancroft, Animal Crackers boasts an impressive voice cast that brings the characters to life with their incredible talent. The main protagonist, Owen Huntington, is brilliantly voiced by John Krasinski. His portrayal of a down-on-his-luck man who inherits a magical box of animal crackers is both endearing and relatable.

Emily Blunt lends her voice to Owen's supportive and adventurous wife, Zoe. Blunt's undeniable charm and talent shine through, making Zoe a lovable and strong character. The chemistry between Krasinski and Blunt adds another layer of magic to the film.

The supporting cast is equally impressive. Danny DeVito takes on the role of Owen's wacky and eccentric uncle, while Ian McKellen brings the enigmatic character of Horatio P. Huntington, Owen's great-uncle and the keeper of the magical animal crackers, to life with his distinct voice. With such a talented cast, it is no wonder that Animal Crackers became an instant hit.

The film's enchanting storyline revolves around Owen and Zoe as they encounter a host of fantastic and talking animals when they eat the animal-shaped crackers from the magical box. From monkeys to giraffes and even tigers, these delightful creatures add a thrilling twist to their lives. As the couple learns to navigate their newfound magical abilities, they face an evil circus owner, played by Wallace Shawn, who seeks to steal the box and exploit its powers for his own gain.

Animal Crackers also has a fantastic soundtrack filled with catchy and unforgettable songs that will have you tapping your feet and singing along in no time. The movie perfectly blends its vibrant animation with the upbeat tunes to create a truly delightful experience.

If you're looking to relive the magic of Animal Crackers, you're in luck! You can now play and download the film's incredible soundscape right here. Whether you want to listen to the uplifting theme song or get lost in the catchy melodies, these sounds will transport you back to the heartwarming world of Owen, Zoe, and their adventurous animal friends.

With its stellar voice cast, captivating story, and enchanting soundtrack, Animal Crackers is a must-watch movie that will leave you smiling from ear to ear. So gather your family and friends, grab a box of animal-shaped snacks, and get ready to embark on a magical journey like no other.

A 1,000 pound horse landing in a very small bowl
A baboon!
A father?
A gift, an incredible gift, given to a simple minded sap, my brother!
A ha!
A ha.
A ha.
A ham sandwich, done!
A hippopotamus.
A lion!
A man who could belch the entire alphabet on a single breath.
A monster?
A nincom
A real beauty, yes?
A talking baboon!
A talking baboon!
A talking lion!
A talking lion!
Absolutely nothing! [chuckles]
Acrobats, more sparkles on your leotards.
Agh! Some kind of magic!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! And this shouldn't be happening, either!
Ah! The nerve of him. After all I've done for that boy.
Ah! Winkley! Brinikley? Barkley? Wrigley?
Ah. You're welcome.
Ah... [hiccuping]
All alone, unsuspecting,
All I have to do is flip the switch!
All of them.
All right.
All you need is a slide rule, some moon coordinates,
Always hard to find. Like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant.
Always there for their family.
Am I crazy, or do I smell smoke?
An entertainer's entertainer,
An imbecile.
And a little dangerous.
And check out these pecs.
And family was everything to them.
And find me a place with actual paying customers.
And he asked me to build a machine to replicate people food
And he's a moron.
And his Cannon of Doom!
And I am putting my foot down.
And I would rather not deal with an 800 pound gorilla.
And I... I... I demand that you listen to me!
And I'm stuck with you, you nincompoop!
And I've got you!
And lands safely...
And no one was a bigger fan than this gooney kid.
And rebuild the circus as Bob and Talia always wanted.
And sour milk! [groans]
And that includes the secret of the animals.
And the last 50 years of my life!
And this.
And what makes you think I am?
And why is he in a dress?
And you come from, well...
And, Bulletman, there are 206 bones in the human body,
And, uh... Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
And, um...
And, Zoe, none of this could've happened without you.
And, Zoe, you are an amazing woman.
And...
Animal crackers!
Another victory for the magnificent Zucchini!
Anything you can dream of!
Apparently, one does not need to eat the entire animal cracker
Are we talking about the same Brock? Come on. He's all muscle and no brain.
Are you serious?
As I was saying,
As of this moment, you are all fired.
At 150 miles per hour equals... splat!
At a slightly smaller share, of course.
At all.
At least 206 times.
At the dog biscuit factory.
Auntie Talia taught me!
Aw.
Aw. Just wish my dad could've
Awkward!
Baby, daddy can't breathe.
Baby, Daddy can't breathe.
Baby, I'm serious, daddy can't breathe!
Back! Back! Back, I say!
Bad doggy! Bad doggy!
Bad monkey.
Bah!
Be perfectly still, ladies and gentlemen.
Because I'll be a gorilla or a horse or a rhinoceros
Because it was his circus. What do you want, Horatio?
Because that's what you are, you nincompoop!
Because this is my home.
Because, as we all know, dogs love eating people food.
Behold the death defying feats
Behold!
Besides, should be fun.
Better than a hamster.
Better this than a broken down old man, Robert.
Binkley found a way to turn those failed experiments
Binkley is too shy to tell you,
Blacking out.
Blast you all!
Blech.
Bob and Talia weren't the only ones to fall in love at the circus.
Bob and Talia.
Bob's nephew, Owen.
Bravo!
Brock, what are you doing here?
Brock! Where is that man? Brock!
Brock?
Buffalo Bob Huntington was a man among men,
Bulletman, get in your cannon!
Bulletman, now!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman! [laughs]
Bulletman.
Bulletman.
But all kidding aside, kidding aside,
But did you know that she is a certified genius?
But he keeps finding ways to get in here, no matter what I do!
But I thought you were both killed.
But I... I will use them to rule the world!
But I'm hungry.
But it kind of could matter. It could matter.
But look around you, brother.
But so good.
But that's fun.
But then I was like, "No,
But these are useless, you second rate simpleton!
But you know what they say about good things...
But you've brought tons of other families together
But, I mean, how will they change back?
But, of course, I've always known that.
But, Zoe, you're
But... how?
Buttercup will leap 100 feet into a fishbowl.
Buttercup, fine.
By the dawn's early light, Huntington! Haven't you finished the accounting yet?
By these three and a half very dangerous men,
Can anyone understand what she's saying?
Can we do it again, Daddy?
Can you just grab Mackenzie from daycare?
Can you not smell the destruction of all you know and love?
Change me back!
Chesterfield!
Children of all ages.
Chin up, kid.
Choose now, brother.
Clowns are notoriously horrible liars.
Clowns, I wanna see your size 42 shoes so shiny
Come here.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! We want some animals! Let's go here!
Come on. I just calibrated it!
Complicated?
Cookies that turn you into animals.
Could've what, sweetie?
Cowabunga!
Dad, Owen, and Binkley
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. Animals.
Daddy! Daddy! Did you see me ride the pony?
Damn!
Deadly.
Definitely worse.
Defying gravity itself as he hurls over oncoming cars
Demand?
Did I see that?
Did I? You're fantastic!
Did that mouse just
Did you get me those animal crackers or not?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Disturbing?
Do something, Binkley!
Do you know how anything works? [chuckles]
Do you know what I do for a living?
Do you not know what I am?
Do you not see the utter futility of your endeavors, boy?
Do you think they want a filthy beast for a husband?
Do you want me to tell you your fortune?
Do you wish to remain a wretched animal for the rest of your life?
Does it bother you when I'm this close?
Dogs like people food, right?
Doing it. Nope. Owen, I already got the nose on.
Don't come back until you have those animal crackers. [sniffing]
Don't eat this until after I fire you.
Don't encourage them.
Don't mess with my family!
Don't worry, Mackenzie! Mommy's gonna kill the mouse!
Don't you get it?
Don't you think?
Doom!
Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom...
Either way, something that's delicious broiled in butter.
Endowed by the power vested in me
Enjoy the show, folks.
Esmerelda has giftie for newlyweds.
Esmerelda.
Even memorials are more exciting with your family!
Every time you eat an animal cookie, a human cookie appears in the box.
Everybody grab a cookie!
Everything that was special about this circus...
Excellent. Step into my office.
Excuse me, Mister Huntington, sirs.
Excuse me. Have a nice life.
Excuse me. I'm not doing this. I'm gonna be killed.
Fall far from the tree?
Faster, Daddy! [laughs]
Faster! [giggling] Whee!
Fine Corinthian leather that cradles your butt.
Fine. Here, you big baby.
Fools!
For 30 years, Buffalo Bob's Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus
For better or worse.
For something truly magical!
For the love of Tom and Jerry, please stop pummeling me with your purse.
From me!
Gabagool!
Gather around and be amazed at the fire breathing feats of El Diablo.
Get me those animal crackers, Zucchini!
Get out of there, you coward.
Getting a bit hot in here, no?
Giddy up, tiger! Giddy up!
Giddy up!
Giraffes.
Give me back my cookies!
Go after them, you fool!
Go take a shower, you big baby.
Go to the circus?
Good luck.
Good morning, Baby Bear.
Got it.
Got you, you little monkey!
Gotcha!
Gretchen, who paid for your electrolysis
Gross. It's in my ear, Zoe.
Gross. What were we thinking going to dinner?
Guess what, Grandpa. I'm in the circus!
Gypsy curse, stale flour, radioactive sugar mites.
Ha ha!
Ha ha! We're going to be rich, partner.
Ha! A thousand fold!
Hang on!
Have been working on something incredible for you.
Have you seen yourself?
He grew up.
He'll explain everything."
He's a dodo, actually.
He's got my bottom! He's a bottom biter!
He's like
He's like a ninja!
He's like a ninja.
Heel! Heel! Stop!
Hello, my little monkey Mackenzie darling.
Hello.
Henchman? I'm not your henchman, you bumbling buffoon!
Here's your morning coffee, Mr. Woodley, just how you like it.
Hey, and, you know, don't burn the place down.
Hey, give me that!
Hey, good news.
Hey, Old Blue, what do you have here?
Hey, pull my finger.
Hey, sweetie, I have a board meeting in a couple of minutes.
Hey, wasn't that guy at the memorial?
Hey, what's all the barking about?
Hey!
Hi, Daddy.
Hi. I'm... I'm...
His razor sharp fangs will rip flesh and grind bone.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm? Whoa!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. A mysterious package. The Zucchini is intrigued.
Hmm. Why is it whenever you're in a hurry, you get stuck behind a pizza truck?
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmph! Well, I guess we'll see about that.
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy...
Honey, if this thing actually works,
Honey, you were right.
Hopes you will give her job.
Horatio?
Horatio.
How could animal crackers possibly
How dare you?
How does that help me sell dog biscuits?
How my life would've been.
How will we ever top this performance?
How would you like to be human again, Fozzie? [laughs]
How you want to live your life? Like this?
Huh?
Huh? Why, you
I am a god!
I am Horatio the Chimera.
I am not your hench
I am slippings away from the fortune tellings booth
I am, Mr. Woodley.
I call that one the "Walloping Wet Willy."
I can shoot a mosquito off a camel's butt at 40 paces.
I can turn you back if you give me the box!
I can... I can feel it!
I can't see my feet!
I could eat a chocolate elephant and never gain a pound.
I could've.
I did it! I... I finally fixed it!
I did not!
I didn't mean to.
I don't even know what hamsters eat.
I don't know, Binkley. I tried that earlier, and
I don't know. I
I don't wanna have a blue butt!
I don't want "Daddy" Daddy.
I drew this the summer we met as kids at the circus.
I feel it when I sorrow most.
I got it here somewhere. Ouch. Where did I put it?
I got it.
I hate this.
I have a blue butt! [sobbing]
I have a proposal for you.
I have a right to talk about it every day.
I have something important that I need to tell you,
I hired you!
I hold it to be true.
I hold it true, what e'er befall.
I just created the machine.
I just got an image of Mr. Woodley in his underwear.
I know it's been hard these last couple weeks.
I know it's here, somewhere.
I know Zoe could do this in her sleep, but she's at the circus,
I know.
I like that guy.
I live happily ever after.
I looked like 100 times. It's not
I lost the human cookie.
I love you, Dad.
I love you.
I may as well consider having you take over the company.
I mean, how hard can it be?
I mean, just fantastic!
I mean, like in a game maybe, but not like in a business.
I mean, this is your future. This is our future.
I must have them at any cost!
I now pronounce this circus mine!
I promise I will not be any trouble.
I really don't see the point.
I recommend Brock.
I remember you drawing that. I remember you showing me.
I should never have let my little Zoe marry that circus freak.
I think I already know it.
I think I finally got her calibrated correctly.
I think it's just part of the act.
I think this ferocious feline has found...
I think you're right, Owen, but Mr. Woodley loves him!
I was afraid you would have too much of my brother in you.
I was eating the one shaped like a...
I was just eating one
I will have my revenge!
I will not be silenced!
I will quit my father's company
I wish Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia were here.
I would like to announce the immediate takeover of this circus.
I wouldn't say "hate."
I...
I... I can't!
I'll find it if I have to tear the place apart!
I'll give you that.
I'll only make this offer once.
I'm a clown!
I'm a Heffalump!
I'm a monkey!
I'm eating dog biscuits for a job.
I'm enormous.
I'm going to be rich as Rockefeller,
I'm gonna change my destiny.
I'm gonna come work for your dad
I'm gonna quit my job at Woodley's first thing tomorrow
I'm Horatio P. Huntington!
I'm me!
I'm offering you a chance to become human again.
I'm Owen.
I'm pleased to announce the return of Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!
I'm saying...
I'm so close, Mario.
I'm so proud of you!
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm still working on it, sir. It's very... very complicated.
I'm surrounded by nincompoops!
I'm Zoe. [laughs]
I'm...
I've always loved this circus, and I know you do, too!
I've been against this from the day you two met.
I've taught a whole generation of children... [imitates farting]
I've tried.
If being a wretched animal lets me keep my family together,
If he's not my nephew, why bring him here, you fumbling feather brain?
If you refuse...
If you'll excuse me, it's sleepy time for Brocky poo.
In a sense, kids.
In a sense.
In it? You're gonna be the star!
In your case...
Including this. [blows raspberry]
Inside a house?
Interesting.
Into a new business venture!
Is better than all right.
Is gone.
Is that the best you got? Hey, Stabby, my turn!
Is this my nephew?
Is this really how you want to be seen?
Is what, you nonsensical nitwit?
It has to be because the food tastes really good...
It has to be in here somewhere!
It has to be somewhere. Come on.
It is you. Yes, sir.
It looks a little
It really tastes like lasagna!
It seems we'll have to do this the hard way.
It'll be fine, you'll see.
It'll be the best decision I ever made.
It's a fact. It'll turn you into...
It's a surprise!
It's disgusting.
It's free, ain't it?
It's go time.
It's gonna take time to figure out who's who.
It's got me! It's got
It's gotta be Brock.
It's impossible.
It's just a classic.
It's just math!
It's magic.
It's not funny.
It's not that kind of moment?
It's showtime!
It's... it's  gonna be ground breaking.
Join us again next week.
Just a moment of your time.
Just got drop kicked by a duck billed platypus!
Just like you, sweetie.
Just need a little time to come around. I get it.
Just tell him that I need a few more minutes, okay?
Just tell me what you want for it?
Just you wait, you lummox!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen!
Lasagna!
Leaving the circus.
Left, left, left! I mean, right. Sorry. Right. Right!
Let me explain.
Let me out of here!
Let's go get you cleaned up.
Let's go see about these monsters.
Lick.
Like a big, smelly, muscle bound, smelly ninja!
Like a shadow in the night, the Zucchini approaches his prey
Like some kind of quitter cooties or something.
Like some super handsome errand boy with shiny hair and big biceps,
Like what?
Lion!
Little Mackenzie Huntington is the queen of the circus.
Look at him. [laughing]
Look at them go. Look at them go.
Look at them. They're having a blast!
Look at this place. What are you talking about?
Look at this.
Look at you, my gypsy princess.
Look at you!
Look, the box keeps adding new animals, but not new human cookies.
Look, Zoe's just ten minutes away.
Looking for an adversary worthy of his deadly skills. Huh?
Looks like someone started snacking early.
Love that about you.
Mack's already asleep.
Mackenzie Marie, stop playing with the trunk. You're gonna break it.
Mackenzie, jump!
Magic? Magic?
Mamma mia!
Man, sorry about that. [chuckles]
Maybe eat some more to clear up some space.
Maybe not, if you eat faster. You've got to eat faster!
Maybe there's just too many cookies to see it!
Maybe you should cut down on the carbs there, Chesterfield.
Me? [scoffs]
Me? I should run a circus? [laughs]
Mesdames et messieurs.
Mm hmm. Circus day. Are you coming?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm...
Moly.
Mommy? Is Horsey Daddy gonna be okay?
Monkey! [laughing]
Monkeys. [chuckles]
Monsters.
Mostly worse.
My blood, my brother,
My cookie! Give it
My family.
My IQ is low!
My right!
My Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia, they're...
Myvideolinks.net
Nah!
Next act. Where are my acrobats? Where are my acrobats?
Nice work, Bulletman.
No harmonization. Thank you!
No more excuses, Binkley.
No one can outrun the Zucchini!
No one scream at all, or you'll die!
No spots. No hiccups.
No, I will not accept that.
No, I'm just not sure if I heard you.
No, I'm just...
No, just
No, my skin is the color blue!
No, no, no! Please!
No, you didn't. Owen, no.
No!
No!
No! I see everything quite clearly, Robert,
No! Stop them!
No. No, no, no. That one should taste like cupcakes.
No. No!
Not a fighter!
Not a word, sir.
Not being human and all,
Not even if I were poisoned and that was the antidote.
Not killed, but we can never be human again.
Not to be confused with the "Paralyzing Pee Pee Pants."
Now fly, you fool.
Now sit your butt in that chair and listen up!
Now someone like Brock...
Now that's a fine go getter.
Now then, I've allowed this to go on for far too long, little brother.
Now, attention acrobats, jugglers, stage hands, clowns.
Now!
Odd that you kept my brother's name.
Of Buffalo Bob's Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus.
Of Bulletman and his Cannon of Doom!
Oh, boy.
Oh, cheer up. It'll all work out.
Oh, come on!
Oh, do you know what today is?
Oh, don't listen to my dad.
Oh, for science.
Oh, for the last time, you pint sized peon,
Oh, gee.
Oh, hey, Esmerelda. Everything all right?
Oh, hi.
Oh, I simply must disagree with you on that, my corpulent clown.
Oh, I've missed those lips.
Oh, it's true. He hates surprises.
Oh, it's vintage, but it's good.
Oh, just get me those cookies.
Oh, just go do your job, or you're fired, you diminutive dolt!
Oh, look, kid, look.
Oh, look! There! Fruit stand.
Oh, Mr. Woodley is
Oh, my goodness. What is wrong with you?
Oh, no, no, angel, I'm not a performer.
Oh, no, no, no. These aren't the ones you like, baby girl.
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, no. You were serious.
Oh, please, oh, please! Heel!
Oh, poop.
Oh, poop.
Oh, quick question.
Oh, really? You wanted to cook after a day like this?
Oh, so good.
Oh, thanks a lot, note! I could've used that 30 seconds ago!
Oh, the apple does not fall far from the tree.
Oh, uh... what is it?
Oh, well.
Oh, yeah? What is it?
Oh, yeah. It's in other places, too.
Oh, yes, the grand re opening
Oh, yes.
Oh, you know I don't care about money, Horatio. I just
Oh, you'll partake in the riches, too.
Oh! I mean, yeah. He is gonna be, uh, fine.
Oh! Nincompoops!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! You flirt.
Oh. No, you don't want that. [laughs]
Oh. Oh, no.
Oh. Well, thanks, boy.
Oh. What am I gonna do?
Oh...
Okay, but change back and tell me what happened with my father.
Okay, here's your monkey food.
Okay, Huntington,
Okay, I know.
Okay, I'm supposed to land in that?
Okay, ladies and gentlemen!
Okay, look, that is you, I think.
Okay, now, speed up and open up the back gate trunk.
Okay, so how do these things work?
Okay, so I just pick little cookie me up.
Okay, that's a little hurtful.
Okay, well, you see,
Okay, what if we try up up down down left right left right B A start?
Okay, where are these monsters?
Okay, who has a cactus room in their house?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All fixed.
Okay. I can see you're obviously not thinking straight.
Okay. I'll see you later, Brock.
One half of the world famous Huntington Brothers Circus!
One, two, three, hit it!
Only because you said so, though.
Only something amazing. [chuckles] Watch.
Oof. Family resemblance, huh? [laughs]
Ooh, that's weird. I thought I turned that off.
Ooh, this is a nail biter.
Ooh! Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Ow! Yeow!
Ooh.
Ooh. He makes me so mad!
Ooh. Who is that guy?
Or a dog.
Or a goldfish.
Or a hoof?
Or is it because they're eating the food that we have on our plate...
Or whatever filthy beast I have to be
Or whatever it is you circus people do!
Our fearless hero ventures alone, turning to his prey.
Our future? Wait. Hold
Our ticket, yes.
Out of his underwear.
Out with it!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Owen had this idea for new dog biscuit flavors,
Owen, I'm so sorry for the way I've treated you.
Owen, please?
Owen, sweetie, you're up next.
Owen, this is what you've always wanted.
Owen?
Owen?
Owen?
Owen? He's a what?
Pappa pia!
Partner? [giggles] I've never been one of those.
Perfect lips, and dreamy eyes.
Perfect, they hate it.
Places! Let's take our places!
Please don't.
Please eat faster! Please eat faster!
Please, Horatio.
Please?
Point taken.
Pot roast!
Prepare for...
Prepare yourself
Prepare yourself for something truly incredible!
Prepare yourselves for something truly amazing!
Pretty good, huh?
Prey!
Problem solved.
Queen.
Quickly, you lazy little Lilliputian!
Quickly! Quickly!
Ready?
Really?
Remember those dog biscuits that turned our skin crazy colors?
Robbed me of my legacy, my love,
Robert "Buffalo Bob" Huntington,
Run away!
Running away to join the circus?
Said the henchman to the Zucchini!
Samson, get us out of here posthaste.
Samson, Stabby, El Diablo, Zucchini...
Say something to her, squirt.
Say, why don't you come to work for me?
Says the henchman. Hey!
See for yourself.
Seeing if the chair fit?
She did a lot of it, most of it. She's a genius.
She should have been mine!
She wants you to come to the grand re opening.
She's a bright, young girl
She's out there somewhere, dressed up as a clown or a horse
She's poison, this one.
Shh! Sorry. Hi.
Sleep well, honey.
So close to what could have been mine.
So dashing, so daring, so mascu
So romantic, no?
So supple.
So what are we saying here?
So, how'd it go?
So, it turns out Binkley is precisely the genius you said she was.
So, old gross cookies will turn you into a monster.
So, what's in the box?
So?
So...
So... we should make treats that taste like people food.
Someone must have tampered with
Something magic.
Something special.
Sorry, Horatio, but I can't... [chomps]
Sorry, hot dog. I guess we won't be
Spending your life without opposable thumbs.
Stay away from sharp objects.
Stick around.
Still can't believe she would throw her life away
Still trying to get that disgusting goopity goop
Stole from me!
Stop it. You're his son in law. He loves you.
Stop your whining, Huntington.
Suffering severe internal injuries,
Superman! Siesta!
Surprise!
Take it easy, horsey!
Take it to the grave, dear brother, was that your plan?
Take your time. The Zucchini can wait.
Takes me like 24.
Talia?
Tally ho!
Tally...
Technically, you have a blue butt, so you're a mandrill,
Teddy bear!
Than never to have loved...
Thank you very much, clown!
Thank you, Daddy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That bobble headed booby is sabotaging us.
That brings us to the end of tonight's show.
That bunny rabbit turtle thing
That clown suit is looking mighty snug.
That feels so much better.
That looks like a fishbowl!
That means you have broken pieces in the box.
That was fun.
That was so scary.
That whole changing into animals thing!
That's Is that
That's gotta count for something, right?
That's is a very complimentary version of Chesterfield.
That's me, Owen the quitter.
That's no small thing.
That's right.
That's the horse's name.
That's why the box always stays full.
The chemistry!
The circus is no good without them, is it?
The circus was my Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
The circus.
The contents of that package may lead us
The fame, the fortune...
The heart and soul of the circus.
The heroics!
The hunt begins.
The Huntington Brothers welcome you
The Huntingtons are back in the circus business!
The magic is gone! I...
The mighty Bengal tiger is one of the most fearsome predators
The secret to your brother Bob's animals is...
The tailgate trunk.
The Thinker!
The world has never seen.
The Zucchini agrees to accept his henchman's challenge.
The Zucchini continues his pursuit!
The Zucchini has discovered the secret to the anima [grunts]
The Zucchini has returned triumphant!
The Zucchini has returned!
The Zucchini makes a note
The Zucchini scours the room
The Zucchini's henchman has a surprisingly good point.
Then you're a fool!
There is no hope!
There was a fire at the circus.
There. [sighs]
There's got to be a way to get you human again.
There's only one of those, and it's gone, Zoe.
Therefore, I have come to reclaim what was rightfully mine.
These are really old.
These are, uh, very gross.
These aren't the cookies you like, angel.
They certainly do know how to make an impression.
They didn't come here to see acrobats. They didn't come here to see clowns.
They hate it!
They make me sick.
They never last.
They were on sale. No judging.
They're broken!
They're gone!
They're gone.
They've got a mind of their own, right?
Think of the things I could've done with such a gift.
Think of your family!
This all should be mine!
This apple looks like it was shot from the tree with a rocket.
This ends now.
This is a disaster! I have to do something.
This is actually great.
This is bad. This is bad.
This is going to revolutionize the entire industry.
This is my family.
This isn't a future.
This should have been mine.
This tastes like spaghetti and meatballs.
This time, the dog biscuits are going to be perfect.
This... This is your heaven.
To "pull my finger." But I'm no good at running a circus.
To assume the attributes of said animal.
To change back, you just eat it.
To choose his adversaries more... [groans]
To keep my family together.
To laugh and cheer and eat overpriced cotton candy.
To my late brother's secret of the animals.
To the greatest show in this or any other universe!
To walk the face of the Earth.
Tomorrow, Zucchini, take the cookies from him after he quits his job.
Tough crowd.
Truly, we've reached a low point in our careers.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh! What's that horrible stench?
Ugh.
Ugh. Useless.
Uh uh uh.
Uh, in [stutters]
Uh, me? But you just told me to finish the paper
Uh, the good lookin' one.
Uh, what? [chuckles] What do I know about accounting?
Uh...
Uh...
Um, this is too close.
Um...
Um...
Um... in Chesterfield's defense, he's a clown.
Uncle Bob?
Unhand me this instant, you over muscled oaf!
Very hot!
Vin... vinegar? [chuckles nervously]
Voila!
Vulnerable.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Is that me?
Wait a minute. You're special, kid.
Wait a second.
Wait for it.
Wait till you see what she came up with.
Wait, wait, wait. "Until you see Chesterfield at the circus.
Wait, wait, wait. This wasn't the way that I left these dials yesterday.
Wait, you made this?
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. That's not the right sound. Something's wrong.
Want to entertain people. Yes.
Wasn't my fault, Brock.
Watch it!
Watch where you drive!
We all did.
We entertain, Mr. Woodley.
We make people happy.
We thought it best not to advertise that part. [laughs]
We were all family to Bob and Talia.
We worked so hard. It'd mean the world to her.
We'll be there.
We're about to find out.
We're going to the circus!
We're just gonna tough it out, gonna make it work.
Welcome to Buffalo Bob's Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus!
Well, don't worry.
Well, have fun screwing up the accounting and ruining the company.
Well, he's freaking me out. What should we do, call the police?
Well, he's more of a...
Well, I Yeah. Okay.
Well, I just thought I could lend a hand.
Well, I know she and Mack would love to see you.
Well, I won't have my daughter wasting her days
Well, it finally happened.
Well, it tastes a lot like vinegar. [hiccups]
Well, she's hungry, so we should do something.
Well, that was surprisingly easy.
Well, that's how the cookie crumbles.
Well, that's new.
Well, the pleasure is all yours. [clears throat]
Well, uh... that's kind of weird.
Were people with the biggest hearts of anyone I know.
What a waste.
What about you?
What am I supposed to do
What are you doing backstage?
What are you doing in this
What are you doing up?
What are you doing?
What are you looking for?
What could you have that I would possibly
What did you do?
What did you say?
What do you have to say about their love and generosity?
What happened to that wide eyed kid who used to love the circus?
What happened to you? You eat a bad banana? [chuckles]
What I think, Horatio, is...
What is it?
What is this place?
What kind of a rubbish are you trying to...
What should have been mine.
What they want is what they got before, Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!
What to do, what to do?
What would they want you to do?
What, do I look like, an errand boy?
What?
What?
What?
What? I... I just
What? Who is this?
What? Why?
What's he got?
What's in his other hand?
What's in the past is in the past.
What's life without a little danger?
What's the matter?
What's the word?
What's wrong, kid?
Whatever it is. I'll know it when I see it. [grunts]
Whee! [giggles]
When he suddenly realizes he's a lover,
When she could be with
When your days as "the Bearded Lady" were sadly over?
Where are Bob's Amazing Animals?
Where are the animals, Mom?
Where did he hide it?
Where is it?
Where's your father? We need to get going.
Which half, I'll let you decide.
Which is like a baboon, but not.
Which is why it's funny that he asked you to do it, right?
Which means Bob and Talia took you to the hospital
Which you could turn into if you eat this one!
Who I am?
Who knows? Who cares?
Who loves...
Who'll taste the dog biscuits?
Who's a little sweetie Ah!
Who's gonna be running the entire company one day.
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa. Slow down there, Chesterfield.
Whoa. Zoe.
Whoo hoo! It really works!
Whoo hoo! Predicament.
Why did you drag me here? You know how I feel about the
Why is it when you're in a hurry, you get stuck behind a pizza truck?
Why is the Zucchini in a house?
Why so late?
Why thank you, Brock!
Why would you tell me that?
Why, I bet Mr. Woodley's profits will increase a thousand fold!
Why, my boy, I simply want what was rightfully mine.
Why?
Will you marry me?
Wish me luck.
With all the predatory instincts and stealth of
With his ever faithful henchman's words of encouragement,
With smells?
With this metabolism,
With Zoe gone to that circus,
Wonderful, Mackenzie.
Woodley needs these accounting ledgers finished by noon.
Would you like the honor?
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Wouldn't want me to crush it to bits, would you?
Wow, you still find it funny, I see. Still like it.
Wow!
Wow.
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. This could work.
Yay! [laughs]
Yeah, catch him in the act.
Yeah, he came in with my Uncle Horatio.
Yeah, I remember being a better artist, but...
Yeah, I'm gonna make a new batch and show Mr. Woodley once and for all.
Yeah, it's amazing!
Yeah, sorry about the mess, Binkley.
Yeah.
Yeah. I totally did. It was great.
Yeah. Sorry. I, uh... I got "Brocked."
Yeow!
Yeow!
Yes, from you, baby.
Yes, I guess we'll see about that.
Yes, I seem to have unraveled that particular mystery.
Yes, I would rather deal with pathetic little you.
Yes, I would.
Yes, we can.
Yes, yes, your family. Now, do we have a deal?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Well, no.
Yes! Whoo hoo!
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. No! Wait, I have a better idea.
You You what?
You and Zoe brought life back to this circus.
You are lost.
You are my henchman!
You are natural.
You are now the proud owners of one run down, burnt up, worn out circus!
You asked for it, you got it.
You ate the broken pieces, you doofuses!
You can visit her any time.
You can't even fold a dog biscuit once.
You choke. You always do.
You couldn't come up with anything cooler?
You didn't let me finish.
You guys know how much clowns love surprising people?
You heard the man. We're back!
You keep a close eye on these, Owen.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? I don't feel great about this
You know what? You should do it. You run the circus.
You lack the vision to truly create something
You love the circus.
You see, that fire you started destroyed our human cookies.
You see?
You shouldn't!
You stop that! Don't laugh at Bulletman!
You took my daughter away from me!
You try it, Huntington.
You use them to entertain,
You want his arm and his leg on your body?
You want me to eat me?
You want some?
You want the crackers, too?
You were Oh, okay.
You were fantastic, kid.
You were terrific!
You'll get a big box of nothing!
You'll see. It's gotta be in here somewhere.
You're about to inherit your dad's company.
You're always trying to impress my father, and it's never gonna happen.
You're gonna wanna listen. Wait, no, Brock!
You're making people happy.
You're no nincompoop, quite the opposite.
You're shedding everywhere, shunned by the entire world.
You're shedding everywhere.
You're the mechanical genius, Binkley.
You're you again!
You've destroyed everything.
You've not only brought our circus family together,
Your dad sent me. You're late for the, uh, board meeting.
Your dad's gonna stop loathing me and start liking me!
Your husband had a genius idea.
Your Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia
Your Uncle Horatio will stop at nothing to get his greedy hands on 'em.
Your uncle saw that.
Yuck.
Zoe comes from a respectable family.
Zoe, look.
Zoe, that's what I've been trying to tell you.
Zoe, we have a board meeting!
Zoe!
Zoe! Zoe! Stop! It's not here!
Zoe?
Zoe?
Zoe?
Zucchini is now very afraid.
Zucchini's gonna diarr
...poop? [Binkley] What?
[all gasp] Tom!
[all laughing] You're welcome. So pleased to meet me.
[audience laughing] Oh, boy!
[beeps] Hello?
[Bulletman] Bulletman! [barks]
[Bulletman] Bulletman! [gasps]
[button ricochets] [Bulletman] Bulletman.
[cannon booms] Bullet...
[cheering] [dog barks]
[cheering] You hear that crowd, little brother?
[Chesterfield] Ladies and... Make it quick.
[chitters] [growls]
[chuckles] [laughs]
[chuckles] Honk once for yes.
[cows mooing] [flies buzzing]
[crowd gasps] [grunts]
[crowd gasps] Please,
[crunch] Ah!
[dings] [whistles]
[dog barking] Oh.
[fanfare playing] Ooh.That's my cue.
[gasps] [shrieks]
[gasps] [squeaks]
[gasps] Yeah.
[gasps] Yes, demand!
[gasps] Zoe...
[giggles] [beeps]
[giggles] [purrs]
[giggles] Ah!
[glass shatters] [cat shrieks]
[growls] [all growl]
[grunting softly] [sighs]
[grunts] [crashing]
[harrumphs] [laughs nervously]
[hiccups] Oh, no!
[honks] [laughs]
[Horatio grunting] [loud clattering]
[Horatio grunts] [clattering]
[Horatio] Hello? Cookies!
[Horatio] Who is this? The Zucchini has done it again!
[horn honks] Hey!
[inhales sharply] Well? What's it taste like?
[knock on door] Horatio, hold on to your hat
[laughs] Come on.
[laughs] Good one.
[loud crashing] See you later.
[Mackenzie] Yay! Circus! [Zucchini] Ah!
[monkey screeches] [tiger growls]
[Mr. Woodley] Nincompoopy? [Owen] Actually I
[nose squeaks] [performers murmur]
[Owen yelling] Zoe! Huh?
[Owen] Are you sure this is safe? Absolutely!
[Owen] Got it! [grunts]
[Owen] Hey! Whoa. [giggles] Puppy! Kitty!
[panting] [women yelp]
[phone beeps] I'm a hamster!
[ricocheting] [glass shatters]
[roaring] [yelling]
[roars] [screams]
[roars] No!
[scattered applause] [boos]
[screams] [roars]
[screams] Owen? Are you
[screeches] Mackenzie!
[spitting] Ooh. Sorry.
[squeaks] [both laughing]
[squeaks] [giggles]
[stammering] I'm... [squeaks]
[vocalizes] [screams]
[woman gasps] ♪ And the greatest show you'll ever see ♪
[woman grunts] [back cracks]
[yells] The Zucchini can't even explain that.
[Zoe gasps] [thunder rumbles]
[Zoe] A mouse! No, no, no! Zoe, hold on!
♪ A most salubrious welcome ♪ [women] Oh!
♪ A private jet ♪ ♪ A mansion ♪
♪ All we had was time? ♪ [chuckles] Mwah.
♪ And that's no small thing ♪ [groans]
♪ Boom, boom, boom, I love to eat... ♪ ♪ They're way better than cookies ♪
♪ Don't let it pass, babe ♪ ♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ Have a good time, good time ♪ ♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪
♪ I ain't scared ♪ [both grunting]
♪ I like it ♪ ♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪
♪ Like a star ♪ [Stabby] Juggling pins to a knife fight?
♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪ ♪ Oh, my luck ♪
♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪ ♪ Oh, my luck's gotta ♪
♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪ ♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪
♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪ Oh, I've been feeling so strange ♪
♪ Please accept our glorious welcome ♪ [cheering]
♪ So strange ♪ ♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪
♪ The one you could've had? ♪ ♪ Shut up! ♪
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪ ♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ Wondering what we'll be ♪ [giggles]
♪ You fool ♪ Ah!
A "giftie"? From Himalayas.
A baboon! What did you do to me, Huntington?
A baboon. Mr. Woodley!
A lion! Nothing you didn't deserve, Brock.
Agh, I mean, like, look at that. Dumb. Ew. I know.
Ah! [barking]
Ah! [yelps]
Ah! Ahem.
Ah! Come on, man! [laughing] Again!
Ah. Nice doggy. Nice doggy. [barking]
All right. Come on, my little monkey. Binkley, how's it going?
Amazing? Yeah.
And Either she goes, or I go!
And Bulletman Bulletman.
And he wasn't the only one. Oh.
And now, Buttercup will leap Buttercup?
and taught me everything I know. Owen.
And that's me! Delish.
and turned himself into a baboon. But he'll... He...
Anything? I am pulling it.
Are you being serious? Yeah, I'm being serious.
Aw. Daddy is cute. Thank you, angel.
Bad dog! Help! Help! Ouch! [sniffing]
Binkley! A certified genius.
Brock! [yelps]
Brock! [yelps]
Brock. I'm just monkeying around.
Bulletman! Bulletman!
Bumbling buffoon! Henchman.
But Brock stole one of my animal crackers
But this, this could be my ticket You mean our ticket?
but twice as pretty. [woman groans]
But you just spoke. Your finger is huge.
But... Yeah?
Chocolate chip cookies! Sushi!
Cookies! Hey! Wait! No! Give those back!
Could be. I mean, I don't know. Oh, no.
Dad? I saw what you two did out there.
Daddy? Hey, angel.
Darth Neigh der? Stop.
Does not smell better. Yeah, it's... it's awful.
Don't mind if I do. Wait! No! Wait, Brock. Hey, trust me.
Excellent. He is not your nephew.
Fruit stand. Fruit stand!
Get off me. After all, a deal is a deal.
Get out of there. You think I want Ah!
Good morning, Daddy Bear. [yawns]
Grandpa! Ha ha! Hey, there, little monkey!
Have you seen Brock? No, sir.
He brought me in as a young clown [cell phone ringing]
He eats dog biscuits. I eat dog biscuits. Okay, I'll tell them.
He likes you. He has me eating dog biscuits.
He should be here somewhere. But I was hoping that
He's just a big, smelly... [whistle blows]
Hey Is for horses.
Hey, look, a monkey. No!
Hey! ...is for horses.
Hey! What? How dare you?
Hi, Auntie Kitty. [sighs]
Hmm! So, where are they?
Hmm? What's that? I said you were right, and
Hold on. What are No, I don't want to hear it.
Honey, look at this. That is so adorable.
Horatio, got the box! Ya!
Horatio! You can't be serious.
Horatio? [thunder rumbles]
How is it that he gets paid more than me? I don't know, honey.
Human again. Think of your family, Owen.
I can't. It's going nuclear! Please. Please.
I could see my bulbous nose in it. [squeaking]
I don't know if I have any snacks. Look in the middle part.
I don't know what that is! The big door!
I don't know, set a trap or something. [Zucchini grunts]
I don't know. Is that cotton candy?
I don't think It's a thing!
I eat dog biscuits. And he hates it.
I have a blue butt! Wait, no! Brock!
I have crazy hair. I'm pretty sure that's me.
I knew it! No, like, I mean, amaz
I know. [Chesterfield] They are.
I look like Smurfette! What?
I love love! [grunts]
I mean, I was at the circus all day. No. No, no.
I said you were right. So let me just hear it one more time.
I think I threw up on your shoes. Oof.
I think maybe we should Get out of here?
I think not. What?
I thought there were going to be animals. [snoring]
I'll protect you. Uh uh.
I'm clowning around. I'm just clowning. [kids laughing]
I'm going to do it. What?
I'm scared. Of what?
If I could just build up the courage to Ha! Never gonna happen!
Is that a thing? It's a thing.
It will work. It will totally work!
It's cool. We're good.
It's me! Zoe! And I'm not! A mouse! [Zoe] Why won't you die?
It's ready! You mean it?
It's... No!
Just give her a shot. [sighs]
Like what? Majestic? Um... No.
Look below the sunglasses. I don't have snacks.
Looking lean. [Owen] Here's Bulletman, as always.
Mackenzie! No! [Owen] No!
Mmm. [shudders] What? You like it?
Monkey! Mackenzie, Mackenzie! Okay. Inside voice.
Mr. Woodley! [gasps]
My family? Yes, your family.
No deal. Are you mad?
No, a salmon. [Owen] Great.
No! Yuck! [Esmerelda grunts]
No. Excellent! Wait. What?
No. Isn't that right?
No. It's a good one.
No. No.
No. You're not owing a circus. Nope, I can't hear you. La, la, la.
Now then... [Owen] No!
Oh, I'm dead serious. I love Talia.
Oh, shut it down! Shut it down!
Oh, take it. Thank you so much.
Oh, there's the circus! She's so strong. [wheezing]
Oh, wow! Oh, no!
Oh, wow! Oh, wow! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh. Oh!
Oh. Yeah.
Okay, we'll agree to disagree! [tires squeal]
Okay. But look at the bright side!
Oof. Don't ask.
Ooh... that's Binkley. It doesn't matter.
Owen! Your face. Oh, wait.
Owen! Zoe! Hey, Binkley.
Owen? Daddy, circus!
Owen? Yes.
Owen. Hey.
Owen. Yeah?
Pepperoni pizza! Bacon burgers!
Promise you'll love it. This is hilarious. [Zoe] Please, can we discuss this?
Pull over! What?
Queen? [laughs]
Quick question. Move it.
Robert? [Talia] You must stop this madness!
Say, where is Brock? [glass shatters]
Says who? Says physics!
Seabiscuit? Horse nado? Okay. Please stop.
Señor Pee Pee Pants. [laughs]
Shunned by the entire You're not helping.
So I can't just Animals, Daddy. Animals!
Ta da! [chuckles]
Tater tots! Mac and cheese!
Thank you. We're going to be so happy.
That is you. [Owen] In jeans.
That was a big one. [laughs]
That's a big deal. I don't care.
That's a fact. Ask your mom. It's a fact.
That's what I just said. That's what I just said!
The animal crackers your uncle left you? Yes.
The button to the left of the cup holder. That's the emergency brake.
The little girl's not afraid! [all gasp]
The smell? Is that...
then, yeah, sign me up. Oh!
There was magic in that wooden box. [kid] Come on!
There we go. Yup. Wow.
They just went on sale minutes ago. Uh, what went on sale?
They were all there. [Zoe] I know.
They're dog biscuits. Talks about it every day.
They're probably gross, right? They're gross.
Think about that. [giggles]
This is so totally boring. [scoffs] I know, right?
This. [nose honks]
to introduce you to... [groans]
Trunk gate. The trunk or the gate?
Trust me. What? No! They Try this one.
Try this one. The box always stays full.
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Uh... you, what are you doing here? I was
Um... I knew you'd quit.
Um... You quit?
Vividly. How could I forget?
Wait, do clowns love surprising people? [chuckles]
Wait, you weren't Invited to my own brother's funeral?
Wait. Owen, this is amazing!
Wait. What? "Love, Uncle Bob."
was the biggest show in the universe. [tiger growls]
We are Breaking up!
We did it, Zoe. We did.
Well, can you fix it? [whistling]
Well, if it isn't Sir Burps a lot. [Zoe] Agh.
Well, if that's what you think. Oh, that is what I think.
Well? [yelps]
What are you I've just come to talk, my boy.
What are you talking about? [scoffs]
What is that? I don't know. A trout?
What is that? What?
What? Come at once!
What? I'll explain everything later.
What? Once I have those animal crackers
What? Impossible. Impossible! [hiccuping]
What? No! We would if we could.
What? What did you How did you I don't know.
What's happening to his face? [stammers] I thought I fixed it!
What's happening to your face? I'm getting a real hint of old sneakers.
What's he saying? [Owen] Who?
What's that? Old animal crackers?
When's this gonna end? Can't be soon enough.
Which actually got me wondering... Okay
who loved making people smile. [clown sobbing]
Whoa! Hey.
Whoa. It's 100 percent a thing.
Why would you be smelling cotton candy? Because you're devious and evil.
Why would you think that? With cotton candy smells?
Wow! Front row? Mmm.
Yeah, it's pretty cool, right? [Zoe] No, it's not! No.
Yeah, sure thing, honey. Oh, you're the best. Mwah!
Yeah, totally. What?
Yeah. Let's go. Good call!
Yes! Wonderful!
You almost gave me a heart attack! That had to be scary. Sorry.
You did this? Well, I... I had a little help.
You gotta come. I know, I know, I just...
You know, kind of... Biscuits for dogs.
You ready to have some fun? Mm hmm.
You're trying to lure me back. No, no.
You've been stuck behind a pizza truck? You need to go!
You've got quitter all over you. All right.
Your breath is not great. Yeah.
Your ideas end in tears. [laughs] There it is!
Your Uncle Bob did this ten times a week. What is that?
Zoe In the meantime,
Zoe. I'm doing it.
Zucchini! Zucchini! [barking]
...beautiful niece visiting from old country.
...because we pat them on the head, and they go... [barks]
...carefully next time.
...dispose of this riffraff.
...do dogs eat the people food because we are or do they really like it?
...here.
...ho!
...let's conclude our business, shall we?
...man!
...you're better than this.
'cause Talia and I have something exciting to tell ya!
'Cause you're totally gonna fail.
'Tis better to have loved and lost
"clowning around" at a circus!
"I'll see you later, Brock!"
"Owen, no matter what, do not eat these cookies."
[ah ooga noise]
[all chanting] Animals! Animals! Animals!
[all chuckling]
[all gasp]
[all gasp]
[all groan]
[all grunt]
[all laugh]
[all scream]
[all] Aw.
[all] Terrified of failure.
[all] Whoa!
[animal sounds]
[animals whimper]
[audience chanting] Animals! Animals! Animals!
[audience gasps]
[audience gasps]
[audience laughing]
[barks]
[bell dings]
[bellows]
[Binkley screams]
[Binkley sighs]
[Binkley] Excuse us. Sorry.
[Binkley] I'm blue.
[Binkley] I'm trying! I'm trying!
[bird squawks]
[blows]
[blubbering]
[blubbering] What?
[Bob] Horatio! Brother, stop this!
[Bob] Which is to say...
[both growl playfully]
[both growl]
[both laugh]
[both snarling]
[both] A cookie monster!
[both] Bananas!
[both] Hamster.
[both] She's hired!
[both] Tight jeans.
[Brock exclaiming]
[Brock screams]
[Brock snoring]
[Brock yelling]
[Brock] Baby soft skin.
[Brock] Hey, pencil neck!
[Brock] Hot! Hot! Hot!
[Brock] You know, I lettered in sports back in college. Major star.
[Bulletman] Bulletman.
[Bulletman] I... I hold it true.
[burping] A B C.
[burps loudly]
[burps loudly]
[burps]
[burps]
[calliope playing]
[car starts]
[cat meowing]
[cell phone ringing]
[cheering and applause]
[cheering]
[cheering]
[cheering]
[cheering]
[cheering]
[cheering]
[cheering]
[Chesterfield humming]
[Chesterfield] ...the return of Buffalo Bob's...
[Chesterfield] All right, folks,
[Chesterfield] And as time passed, it turns out
[Chesterfield] And everyone's favorite brother, Buffalo Bob Huntington.
[Chesterfield] Binkley really was a genius.
[Chesterfield] Come on. Come on, you big baby.
[Chesterfield] Down the hatch.
[Chesterfield] Gee, I wonder what he should do.
[Chesterfield] He practically grew up right there in the front row.
[Chesterfield] It was the worst decision he ever made.
[Chesterfield] Ladies and gentlemen,
[Chesterfield] Ladies and gentlemen!
[Chesterfield] Look at me. I'm Owen. My pants are high.
[Chesterfield] She's... She's taming the savage beast!
[Chesterfield] That old dame wasn't kidding.
[Chesterfield] Up until that point, Bob and Horatio had a good thing going.
[Chesterfield] We are gathered here today to honor our dear friends Bob and Talia.
[Chesterfield] What's this?
[Chesterfield] Yeah.
[chuckles sadly]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles] You know the only surprise I like is to not be surprised!
[chuckling] Why, I was just...
[circus music playing]
[circus music playing]
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
[clicking]
[clicks tongue] Owen.
[coughs]
[coughs]
[coughs]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheers]
[crowd gasps]
[crowd laughing]
[crowd] Oh!
[dog growling]
[elephant trumpets]
[gags]
[gags]
[gasps, sniffs]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps] Ah!
[gasps] Cactus!
[gasps] Cookies? Mmm!
[gasps] Owen!
[gasps] Owen!
[gasps] Wait, he's the guy who saw me turn into a hamster.
[giggles]
[giggles]
[giggles]
[giggles]
[giggles]
[giggles]
[giggles] I love the circus. Circus, circus, circus circus!
[glass shatters]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans] Again with this nonsense?
[groans] And clothes that don't smell of manure.
[growls quietly]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting] What is it?
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[gulps]
[gurgles]
[harmonizing] ♪ A fleet of golden cars ♪
[hiccuping]
[hisses]
[honks horn]
[Horatio groans angrily]
[Horatio yells]
[Horatio] Ah.
[Horatio] Samson!
[Horatio] We don't need more mouths to feed!
[Horatio] What? That makes no sense, you incompetent ignoramus!
[Horatio] Will you sh
[humming]
[imitates monkey]
[imitating monkey]
[inaudible]
[kid] This is so terrible.
[kids giggling]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing] I love this job.
[laughing] Is a blessing!
[laughing] No, they won't.
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] All right. Well...
[laughs] Nothing but the best for my little Zoe.
[laughs] She will be the star in no time.
[laughs] Tiny little body.
[laughs] Yeah, at the dog biscuit factory.
[loud growl]
[machine clattering]
[machine rattling]
[machine rattling]
[machine whirring]
[machine whirs]
[Mackenzie giggling]
[Mackenzie laughing]
[Mackenzie] Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey!
[Mackenzie] Monkey's hungry.
[man] Ah. Horatio P. Huntington!
[man] Ladies and gentlemen.
[man] Thank you kindly, ma'am!
[meows]
[moans]
[Mr. Woodley] Quit? You can't quit!
[Mr. Woodley] Were you gonna say you're nincompoopy?
[muffled] Bulletman!
[muffled] Pull over! Pull over!
[music builds]
[muttering nervously]
[neighing]
[neighs]
[nose squeaks]
[orchestral music playing]
[Owen chuckles]
[Owen grunting]
[Owen laughing]
[Owen sighs]
[Owen sighs]
[Owen sighs]
[Owen] Chesterfield.
[Owen] Give me my cookies back!
[Owen] Hey, buddy.
[Owen] Mr. Woodley, I am so, so
[Owen] My family.
[Owen] Whoa.
[panting]
[performers cheering]
[playing jaunty tune]
[pop music playing]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams] Mr. Woodley! I
[shrieks]
[shudders] Oh, joy.
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs] Honey, Mackenzie really misses you.
[sighs] I have no idea.
[singing] ♪ Welcome! Welcome! ♪
[slurping]
[snarling]
[snarling]
[snarls]
[snarls]
[sniffing]
[sniffing]
[sniffing]
[sniffles]
[sniffles]
[sniffs]
[snoring loudly]
[snoring]
[snoring]
[sobs]
[sputters]
[squeaks]
[squeaks]
[squeaks]
[squeaks]
[squeaks]
[stammering] I don't know what's wrong!
[stammering] Just try it, Mr. Woodley. Please?
[telephone ringing]
[thunder cracks]
[thunder crashes]
[thunder rumbles]
[tires squeal]
[wheels squeaking]
[whimpering]
[whimpering]
[whimpering]
[whimpers softly]
[whimpers]
[whimpers]
[whimpers]
[whimpers] Bulletman!
[whispering] Owen?
[whispering] Psst. Hey, angel.
[whispers] Seriously. Turn it off.
[whistle blows]
[whistle blows]
[whistling]
[Woodley] She's concocted something quite amazing.
[yawns]
[yells]
[yells]
[yells]
[yells] Ah!
[yelping]
[yelps]
[yelps] Ah!
[Zoe] Gosh. They really need to fix these potholes.
[Zoe] Hey.
[Zoe] Mackenzie!
[Zoe] No!
[Zoe] Oh, so what do they do?
[Zoe] They just love it!
[Zoe] Wait.
[Zoe] What's wrong?
[Zucchini screams]
[Zucchini] I'm in a hurry!
[Zucchini] What about the Zucchini?
♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time Having a good time ♪
♪ 'Cause my, my It took some time for me to realize it ♪
♪ 'Cause the future comes fast, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ A fleet of golden cars ♪
♪ A humble, heartfelt welcome ♪
♪ A most gracious "howdy do!" ♪
♪ A winsome salutation ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ And best of all for you It's starring me! ♪
♪ And Bob went to clown college ♪
♪ And Chesterfield the Clown ♪
♪ And circus full of slackers ♪
♪ And I can't stop dancing ♪
♪ And I feel like crying ♪
♪ And I know that some will say That it could end in heartache ♪
♪ And I'm feeling good And it feels so right ♪
♪ And I'm feeling like dancing, dancing ♪
♪ And I'm grinding through And it don't feel right ♪
♪ And it really chaps my hide ♪
♪ And its working out super fine, yeah ♪
♪ And motorbikes On tightropes and t****ze ♪
♪ And the future was The last thing on our minds ♪
♪ And time flies, I wish I would've Met with someone psychic ♪
♪ And upon yours truly Last but never least ♪
♪ And we offer up to you ♪
♪ Anymore, yeah ♪
♪ Anymore, yeah ♪
♪ Anymore, yeah Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ Apples and bananas ♪
♪ Apples and bananas ♪
♪ Baby, while we're young ♪
♪ Be as wise as an elephant As strong as a bear ♪
♪ Been rubbing on a rabbit's foot Knocking on wood ♪
♪ Bob was always loved and adored ♪
♪ Broken all the mirrors Because my luck's so bad ♪
♪ But baby as you will see ♪
♪ But he had those animal cookies ♪
♪ But he had those animal crackers ♪
♪ But he took it all, and I got zip ♪
♪ But if I can't hold you Then I really don't care ♪
♪ But in truth, I must confess I cannot help but profess ♪
♪ But it all went to Bob With his stupid hat ♪
♪ But there's only one place That I want to be ♪
♪ But, my dear, you only fear The chances that we don't take ♪
♪ Chinese acrobats From the farthest East ♪
♪ College for clowns, please ♪
♪ Do you remember when Not so long ago ♪
♪ Don't stop me now Yes, I'm havin' a good time ♪
♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me Don't stop me ♪
♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Feels like I'm walking in mud ♪
♪ Feels like I'm walking on air ♪
♪ For like the thousandth time ♪
♪ Hanging up horseshoes Trying to be good ♪
♪ He got the fame, the fortune He got the girl ♪
♪ He squandered all that magic power ♪
♪ He was everyone's best mate ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, what you say? Ain't got nothing to do with me... ♪
♪ Horatio P. Huntington ♪
♪ I ain't Nostradamus But the future is upon us ♪
♪ I ain't Nostradamus But the future is upon us ♪
♪ I ain't Nostradamus But the future is upon us ♪
♪ I ain't scared to let go... ♪
♪ I am not your henchman ♪
♪ I can fly like a bird From the hills to the sea ♪
♪ I choose the difficult road ♪
♪ I choose the difficult road And I spend my days marking time ♪
♪ I did it all for you ♪
♪ I don't want to stop at all ♪
♪ I had the animal instinct ♪
♪ I had the looks I had the brains ♪
♪ I have multiple PhDs ♪
♪ I know it can't last forever ♪
♪ I know that you're hoping That this is The Notebook ♪
♪ I like to eat, eat, eat ♪
♪ I like when you do it like that ♪
♪ I like when you do it like that You like when I bring it right back... ♪
♪ I must've walked under ladders Passed black cats ♪
♪ I should have been bigger than Elvis ♪
♪ I wanna make A supersonic man out of you ♪
♪ I'm a hot headed gold machine ♪
♪ I'm a racing car Passing by like Lady Godiva ♪
♪ I'm a shooting star Leaping through the sky ♪
♪ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪
♪ I'm gonna bang bang So watch and learn! ♪
♪ I'm gonna dance till I die ♪
♪ I'm gonna do it how we do it ♪
♪ I'm gonna do it how we do it Like we do it how we do it ♪
♪ I'm gonna go, go, go There's no stopping me ♪
♪ I'm not a superstitious man ♪
♪ I'm the one with the pedigree ♪
♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light ♪
♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you ♪
♪ In the interest of decorum I must resist as I per forum ♪
♪ It could've been mine It should've been mine ♪
♪ It could've been mine It should've been mine ♪
♪ It could've been mine It should've been mine ♪
♪ It could've been mine It should've been mine ♪
♪ It's hanging heavy on my head Release me ♪
♪ It's just one of those days ♪
♪ It's just one of those days one of those days, one of those days ♪
♪ It's just one of those days One of those days, one of those days ♪
♪ Lay your eyes Upon a very pleasant feast ♪
♪ Let's go out And have some fun ♪
♪ Life is short Let's take advantage ♪
♪ Like a tiger Defying the laws of gravity ♪
♪ Like I do it I'm gonna do it like that ♪
♪ Like Noah and Allie When Harry met Sally ♪
♪ Maybe I found someone I really need ♪
♪ Mr. Gosling ain't got nothing on me ♪
♪ My luck has gotta change ♪
♪ My luck's gotta change ♪
♪ My manifest destiny ♪
♪ No more rain clouds over my head ♪
♪ No, I can't wait I can't wait anymore ♪
♪ No, I can't wait I can't wait anymore ♪
♪ No, I can't wait I can't wait anymore ♪
♪ No, I can't wait I can't wait anymore! ♪
♪ No, I can't wait I can't wait anymore! ♪
♪ No, I can't wait I can't wait anymore! ♪
♪ Now bask in every utterance I speak! ♪
♪ Now, here we are Getting older ♪
♪ Of A list movie stars ♪
♪ Of every opportunity ♪
♪ Oh, heaven knows I tried ♪
♪ Oh, how can I dance With lead in my shoes? ♪
♪ Oh, I could've had an entourage ♪
♪ Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, I've been feeling so strange ♪
♪ Oh, it all should have been mine ♪
♪ Oh, it's just one of those days ♪
♪ Oh, my hair! ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ On behalf of me, myself, and I! ♪
♪ One mustn't toot one's own horn Too, too loud ♪
♪ One of those days ♪
♪ One of those days ♪
♪ Ooh, I got my permanent smile ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, watch me now Ooh, ooh, ooh, don't stop me now ♪
♪ Please, please, please ♪
♪ Please, please, please ♪
♪ Rain clouds stuck right over my head ♪
♪ Right now it seems like it will never Release me ♪
♪ Said the henchman to the Zucchini ♪
♪ She loves to eat, eat, eat ♪
♪ So I say ♪
♪ So welcome! Welcome! A thousand thrills and then some ♪
♪ So welcome! Welcome! Oh, for heaven's sake, welcome! ♪
♪ Sometimes I'm high... ♪
♪ Stay with me ♪
♪ Stay with me ♪
♪ Stay with me We're in this together ♪
♪ Stay with me We're in this together ♪
♪ Stay with me, stay with me We're in this together ♪
♪ Stay with me, stay with me We're in this together ♪
♪ Stay with me, stay with me We're in this together ♪
♪ Stay with me, stay with me We're in this together ♪
♪ Surely you agree ♪
♪ That my majesty appears ♪
♪ That should have been mine ♪
♪ That should've been mine ♪
♪ The fame, the fortune, and the fame ♪
♪ The thought of it drives me mad! ♪
♪ Till I fly I'm gonna make you remember me ♪
♪ To a smorgasbord of delights For the eye! ♪
♪ To all of the excitement that you seek ♪
♪ To have loose fit earthly bounds Cha cha ♪
♪ To the great and glorious bounty Which is me ♪
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
♪ Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit ♪
♪ Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit ♪
♪ We have thrills in the air! ♪
♪ We knew this had to be The kind of love that lasts eternally ♪
♪ We'll make this thing right tonight ♪
♪ We'll make this thing right tonight ♪
♪ We're in this together, together ♪
♪ We're in this together, together ♪
♪ Welcome! ♪
♪ Welcome! ♪
♪ Welcome! ♪
♪ Welcome! Welcome! ♪
♪ Welcome! Welcome! ♪
♪ Welcome! Welcome! ♪
♪ Well You're one of my favorite henchmen ♪
♪ Well, baby, you with it or not Not important, 'cause what you do to me ♪
♪ Well, he was kind and generous ♪
♪ What a time ♪
♪ What you say? Tell me something that I ain't heard ♪
♪ While we're young ♪
♪ Why take any longer longer? The feeling's getting stronger ♪
♪ Why take any longer? The feeling's getting stronger ♪
♪ Why take any longer? The feeling's getting stronger ♪
♪ With jugglers all around ♪
♪ With the fortune of a king ♪
♪ Yes! Everything I hate! ♪
♪ You are mine! ♪
♪ You help me find my sense of urgency ♪
♪ You know You really should try to get past this ♪
♪ You like when I do it like that And I know we'll be moving like that ♪
♪I'm living my patience and my motivation I put them on separate teams ♪
♪Why take longer? The feeling's getting stronger ♪