Cinderella Edit

A better way of life

A better way of life?

A bunch of rich people who will change your life?

A canoe, ma'am, way too tight

A difference in my world

A little bit? It's revolting.

A little bit. You can't help yourself.

A little spanking on the tush tush.

A man of means, like Thomas.

A marriage without love, without respect.

A minute or two

A moment to acknowledge someone truly special.

A mother just gets carried away.

A shining star

A shining star

A shot in the dark

A shot in the dark

A shot in the dark

A shot in the dark

A shot in the dark

A shot in the dark

A shot in the dark

A shot in the dark

A world outside

A world outside

About myself?

About the magic. What was said about the magic?

About to make an excuse?

Actually, that's not good.

Adventure time. Let's follow it.

Afford to be wrong

Afford to be wrong

Afford to be wrong

After all, you're the king.

After the death of her second husband.

After tonight, one of you may very well become a princess.

Ah ah ah.

Ah, look who's been around a proper person.

Ah, no, too much.

Ah. Hmm.

Ain't nobody perfect

All along in her head

All along in her head

All because you're so insecure

All clean and...

All I know is love

All right, guys?

All right, that's enough mirth. Celebration's over.

All right, then.

All right, turn around. Let me see.

All the single ladies

All the townspeople's tax dollars

All the way to this huge sea monster.

ALL: Cinderella!

ALL: For Ella...!

Allow me to introduce myself.

Am I doing the king voice?

Am I to assume I've lost you to the prince?

An angel in person

And act like this.

And after all the bad things that have happened in our lives,

And all the girls.

And as king, it is all about you and your power.

And as of this morning, you are spoken for.

And don't let go

And down here,

And even if it did happen, I'm magic,

And everybody knew her name.

And everyone heard that?

And find a way to be that man's bride.

And formal.

And have so much to offer.

And he likes me for me.

And help sort out this whole crown issue.

And her stepsisters were not that clever.

And his new love, Ella!

And I am ridiculous.

And I had the audacity to want more.

And I hate all my clothes.

And I have no patience for those who misuse my time.

And I say that yours is one with the bats.

And I took it.

And I wanted to be just like him.

And I was good.

And I was so foolish to believe differently.

And I... I believe in you.

And I'd be surprised if it was different elsewhere.

And I'd say things like, "Thank you. Come again."

And I'll have other interests.

And I'm giving you to him today.

And if she'll take you back, then marry her.

And make sure that your, uh, blossoming daughters

And now I actually have a chance to make my dreams come true.

And now...

And only a little bit gross.

And our Queen Beatrice

And people always watching me and telling me what to do...

And Queen Tatiana is my chance.

And she'd definitely stop you from doing

And singing about it like two minutes ago.

And smile.

And so now I'm here to save you

And take the ol' mud nap, because...

And that is that.

And the old roll out

And the perception of the people will be

And the self absorbed Narissa.

And then personally invite her to the ball.

And then what?

And then you will never so much as have to hang

And then, as I got older and my life became

And they played it without question.

And to pay my deepest respects to my brother,

And we would control the world

And why would you assume that?

And yet, when I returned, my husband, well...

And you are not gonna believe how it happens.

And you will live the rest of your life as royalty.

And you'd serenade me with your skull splitting voice.

And, quite frankly,

And...

Any more than a life confined to a basement.

Any way you can make 'em more comfortable?

Anyone the chance to fall in love with him.

Are done properly and on my schedule, we shall hold a ball.

Are they rosy yet?

Are two very different things, Rowan.

Are we going down?

Are we looking for

Are we looking for

Are we really gonna stay up here the whole night

Are you doing this 'cause you feel sorry for me?

Are you gonna play something on the piano just for me?

Are, uh...

Arrest ?

As an untold story

As if I were nothing more than a prop,

As the royal family.

At the ball

Aw.

Ay... ay, ay, ay.

B Blink once if you can understand me.

Bats.

Be bold.

Be something for real?

Be something for real?

Bea, please, you know I love you.

Bea...

BEATRICE:

Beatrice!

Beatrice!

Beautiful human.

Because everyone knows mice are girls and rats are boys.

Because he's a spoiled child who refuses to grow up. Simple.

Because her skin was often besmirched by cinders

Because I want you to see what you're in for if you don't marry

Because it's just pathetic

Because life outside this basement...

Because that is what I want.

Because the best view is always from on high.

Been up all night working.

Before you were king, I felt your love every day.

Being immortalized.

Better than the shire fair

Big and strong

Bound by tradition.

Brave he looked in his armor.

Brushing my hair.

Bury it

Bury it, marry it, carry it, carry it

But he died of dysentery

But I do, darling.

But I don't want to marry Thomas.

But I feel nothing for these women.

But I have no intention on settling down anytime soon.

But I like those vocal runs.

But if I'm being honest,

But if saying yes to him

But it is.

But only if every girl in the kingdom is invited to the ball,

But since I'm here, I would love to stay

But thank you. That's really nice.

But the ball, I mean,

But the prince chose you. He loves you.

But the real cruelty would be for me to allow you to think

But the woman I chose didn't choose me.

But there's an absurd amount of pastries

But until it did, y'all...

But watching you, I I realized that anything is possible.

But we don't even know where the palace is.

But we had love, Rowan.

But what about romance?

But when the magic wears off...

But women love it.

But would this be a good time for me to mention

But, Cinderella, you don't need to go to the ball.

But...

But...

By sending you to that ball.

Can be so very sweet

Can't be any other opinions other than yours.

Can't be that hard.

Carry it

Cast my eyes on her tonight.

Cause you tears

CHOIR:

Choosing me is choosing us.

Cinderella, now that you're an orphan,

CINDERELLA:

CINDERELLA:

CINDERELLA:

CINDERELLA: "And Sons."

CINDERELLA: Ew.

CINDERELLA: Ladies and gentlemen!

CINDERELLA: That's my dress.

CINDERELLA: Thomas?

CINDERELLA: Um, I don't.

CINDERELLA: You're boys?

Cinderella! Girls, can you help me?

Cinderella?

Cinderella.

Cinderella. Oh, I'm coming down.

Come into view

Coming back my way

Compare you, no

Completely non stolen dress?

Continue to defy me, and just out of spite,

Control your life

Cool.

Could my foot be right?

Couldn't hold me back

Cuddly, cute, good at waving.

D Dancing at these things is so... mannered.

Darling, suspend what you know to be true.

Darling.

Deep down, you need me to be king.

Did I miss...?

Did you really just say you don't care

Do not cast your eyes on some farm boy.

Do you know, there's never a guarantee

Do you think I look pretty?

Do you think you're the only person who feels stress?

Do you want to go to that ball and meet

Does it look like this?

Does that sound like a strong leader to you?

Don't act like you haven't heard the rumors yourselves.

Don't be dense.

Don't be late.

Don't be late. It's unlikely I'll return here,

Don't be so stupid.

Don't Don't listen to him. This is a one of a kind design.

Don't even think about it, Gwen.

Don't ever let me catch you trying such nonsense again.

Don't have the time in my schedule

Don't judge a book by its cover, milady.

Don't look at me! Don't look at me!

Don't stab me in my sleep.

Don't talk about what you don't understand. Hmm?

Don't worry. As long as you're in that gown,

Dress your feet for comfort!

Duh.

Each morning I get up, I die a little

Eh, queen.

Ella.

Ella.

Especially now.

Especially since I'm maybe in love with him.

Even magic has its limits.

Every girl is worth more when she smiles.

Everybody.

Everyone's staring at me, just as I'd hoped.

Everything to your sister.

Everything about tonight is insane, right?

Ew, what does that mean?

FABULOUS GODMOTHER: And over here

FABULOUS GODMOTHER: And so we've reached

FABULOUS GODMOTHER: Okay, focus, people.

FABULOUS GODMOTHER: Okay, okay, dang.

FABULOUS GODMOTHER: Once upon a time...

Fall in love with one of them.

Farm boy is off the table.

Father, please.

Father, you know how badly I want to be king.

Feet don't work like this.

Finally find his wife

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

First, I would like to thank each and every one of you

For a better way

For a mere five pieces of silver,

For a pretty young lady

For being here.

For it.

For the girl

For you ladies and gents

For you to make a complete fool out of me?

For your family.

Fortune has smiled upon this house.

Freshly picked from the farm.

From my eyes, Lord

From the lady you serve.

From where I stay?

Fudge.

Generation after generation.

Get in line, Your Highness.

Get it right.

Get no relief

Get off my dad!

Get yourself a man who can pay for everything,

Getting better.

Girls, it shouldn't be so hard.

Give me your finest fabrics, please, sir.

Give us short peasants a chance?

Go back to him.

Go find the owner of this glass slipper.

Go off to war and thinking how...

God, this is not coming out how I wanted it to.

God, try being your bloody wife.

God.

Gonna try it on as soon as I get home.

Good God, Robert, if a rich man ever lost a woman,

Good morning, my beady eyed friends.

Good or bad.

Good.

Good.

Good. I've been looking for you.

Gosh, that's beautiful.

Gotta be stronger

Gotta be wiser

Gotta do it your way

Gotta do it your way

Gotta mean what you say

Grab your things. Try not to make us late.

Great. This is gonna be a lengthy discussion.

GRIFF: Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know!

GWEN: It is my honor

Gwendolyn.

Have a seat at the table?

Have you ever wondered why Robert makes

Have you lost your mind?!

Have you seen this?

Have your baby

He alone will be the exception.

He called us disgusting, that jerk.

He doesn't He didn't think that was funny, did he?

He's gonna make a fine king.

He's kind of cute.

He's marrying someone else.

He's not working with much upstairs,

He's quite the catch.

He's worth it

Hear that, Gwen?

Hello.

Help.

HENCH: Did you see me?

Here comes our girl.

Here, everyone had a part to play,

Here's a laugh.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on.

Honestly, who cares what I think?

Hope the dress fits!

Hope you don't look back

How am I gonna...?

How conceited is that?

How do I feel...

How far would I grow?

How long would it take for him to abandon you?

How the kingdom could use the power of the wind

Humans can be so loud.

Hush. It's magic time.

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

Hyah!

I "serve no real purpose other than to wreck things"?

I always assumed you were girls.

I am a frickin' queen.

I am just too busy.

I am stewing in my own anger.

I am the king's idiot son.

I am the prince, and I say

I am your Fabulous Godmother.

I attend lavish events around the world,

I believe it's because of the example set before him by us.

I believe this belongs to you.

I bet you're arguing about why

I can hear you.

I can help our family, Stepmother.

I can introduce you if you'd like.

I can provide for us.

I can't hear you.

I can't just pick some bride at a ball.

I can't. I told him I didn't want to marry him.

I cou I want to. I...

I could find someone who will maybe buy it.

I could hang my garments on that side.

I could truly care less.

I designed it.

I didn't just say yes to marrying Robert.

I do not have a single bat in my belfry.

I do.

I don't actually think those things about you.

I don't care if you don't love each other.

I don't even know if it's possible.

I don't have to be king.

I don't know how you did what you did last night,

I don't know what I was thinking.

I don't know.

I don't know. I was singing.

I don't make up the rules. I'm just the king.

I don't wanna do

I don't want a life stuck waving from a royal box

I don't want to go...

I doubt it. I'm dirty.

I expect you to look sharp for the changing of the guard. Hmm?

I feel like maybe we should take this inside or...

I feel pretty.

I feel tingly!

I guess she wasn't the one.

I hate to break it to you, but kings yell.

I have an hour before I catch my ship home.

I have dreams that I have to chase.

I have every right to make it taller.

I have lots of friends.

I have something that I want to say.

I have to go.

I have to let her know that it's possible between us.

I have to try and make a life for myself, by myself.

I heard a proper person say that one time when he was excited.

I heard he just wants to allow

I hereby place you first in line to inherit the crown, hmm?

I I assure you it doesn't matter to me

I I can't balance without my tail.

I I feel all tingly.

I I just thought,

I I spent weeks making this dress so that I could

I I will just find you at the ball.

I just adore your headpiece.

I just had...

I just have streaming water sometimes.

I just relieved myself,

I know exactly what you mean.

I know I've been hard on you.

I know who I'm gonna be

I know who I'm gonna be

I know who I'm gonna be

I know who I'm gonna be

I know you might not understand this,

I know.

I know. There's just no one else in this world

I lifted her up!

I made it.

I mean, come on.

I mean, could tonight be any better?!

I mean, don't they know I'm looking for her?

I mean, holy hell, did you see the way she talked to my father?

I mean, it worked. Here you are.

I mean, me, neither.

I mean, no pressure,

I mean, she'd throw me out into the street.

I mean, the whole thing is weird and antiquated.

I mean, we don't have to put a label on it.

I mean, what are we even gonna talk about?

I mean, what I wouldn't give to say, "You're wrong,"

I mean, what is life

I mean, wouldn't it just be great

I mean, you guys, he's so handsome.

I mean, you just met me.

I mean, you're in line to be our future king.

I must know her.

I need you to stop the room from spinning.

I never felt what I felt last night before.

I never knew her, but I want to believe

I once shared an apple with a goat named King Rowan.

I pick you to be my princess.

I promise, milord,

I realize now that I can have a life that is all mine.

I really shouldn't run on a full stomach, but okay.

I really think we just need to get some sleep.

I see.

I should alert the king's guard and have you arrested,

I smell like a basement.

I speak for me.

I suppose it's nice.

I think you look so pretty.

I think you're a figment of my imagination.

I think you're overreacting.

I thought it could inspire you on your voyage.

I thought she was rather hard on her.

I understand, Stepmother.

I understand.

I used to play piano.

I was I I did it.

I was making my way up to the balcony.

I was really good.

I was wrong.

I will not have you embarrassing this household

I would be embarrassed

I would have to have grandmother's ring resized.

I would rather die.

I would. Not got the urge.

I would've had control of all the territories

I would've married the prince.

I, King Rowan...

I... shall be king?

I'd rather be with than you.

I'd stop while you're ahead, missy.

I'll choose another way?

I'll give it all the crown,

I'll go.

I'll pay triple what you're asking.

I'll play your silly game,

I'll take it.

I'm becoming a laughingstock.

I'm curious do you really need that cane?

I'm doing it. Oh!

I'm fine, I'm fine. I just, uh...

I'm gonna go while I'm still ahead.

I'm just really in a hurry. If we could talk about it...

I'm just trying to do my part to correct a flawed system.

I'm king.

I'm looking for someone to travel with me

I'm meeting a stranger there who's offered to help me.

I'm not accustomed to being among nobility, Your Grace.

I'm ready.

I'm sick.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if my decision disrupts

I'm sorry, Father.

I'm sorry, I I was just...

I'm sorry, I should have said something earlier,

I'm sorry, Your Highness!

I'm sorry.

I'm winning!

I'm wrong, wrong

I'm wrong, wrong

I'm wrong, wrong

I'm your best friend, right?

I've never shared this with anyone before, but...

I've seen the dresses, I drank the bubble drink,

If I could have my own shop?

If I don't continue the line.

If I wasn't so bored with my life.

If I'm overreacting?

If not for yourself, then then do it for us.

If the crown demands it...

If they love each other?

If we marry, our blobs would join up,

If you can't stand the pace

If you need me, I shall be in my chambers.

If you took even a second to comb that hair of yours.

If you're not with the person you love?

Imagine if you served such swill to your future husband.

In a blaze of glory

In a dark windowless room under the castle.

In a material world

In a material world

In a material world

In a material world

In a material world

In front of the entire kingdom.

In love?

In love.

In matters of business, it's insane.

In my bones

In the disgusting practice of making a son.

In the mirror and cry

In the shoe that goes bling

In the wrong time

In this dingy basement,

In this life, you must marry rich.

In which case, I will realize that my feelings were incorrect

In which she can live her life any way she wants.

Into our 40s?

Is a wonderful, strong woman.

Is always racing

Is always racing

Is hard to see

Is hard to see

Is it me,

Is soon gonna commence

Is this a good time to ask

Is this pity?

Is where our story begins, at the humble home

It breaks the ice.

It causes me a great deal of stress.

It is I, your knight in shining armor.

It is not what I want anymore.

It is utterly exhausting to sit next to you and just smile

It is your belfry that has bats.

It just so happens I share blood with another who, one day,

It never occurred to me that I could choose

It really just benefits the catapult makers.

It was just a month one month.

It was really cool.

It was to a man who could dance.

It was you.

It works, Wilbur.

It's a beautiful thing how much you love her.

It's a dress.

It's banter.

It's beautiful.

It's crazy to think I'm actually gonna

It's gonna wake up and see

It's how old people say "poppin'."

It's important for you to remember that

It's it's what I, what what I, what I done.

It's just really hard to see in the back.

It's midnight.

It's Mr. Cecil!

It's not fueled by spite.

It's not that I don't want to be king.

It's only my love for your father rest his soul

It's over.

It's over. I'm eating a muffin and going to bed.

It's so structured and yet

It's tasteful.

It's time to go.

It's too late.

It's your life, son.

JAMES and JOHN: Do for what?!

JAMES: Come on, quick!

JAMES: Maybe we're not going...

JAMES: Oh, I slept in that fabric.

JAMES: Well, except for that one time when we had to leave

JAMES: You should go. Go now.

JOHN: Ah!

JOHN: Love? It was one night.

JOHN: Shh!

Just a shoe made of glass

Just be quiet as a mouse.

Just just go with it.

Just once.

Just remember

Just so we're clear, I'm going to rule the land?

Just so you know,

Just...

Just... in love?

Keep it together

Kings marry for power,

Know my name

Know my name

Know my name

Know my name

Know my name, yeah

Know my name.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd be remiss if I didn't take

Ladies and gentlemen, your prince!

LAURA: Doing what?

Lead the way.

Lead you astray

Lead you astray

Learn from this and never do it again.

Leave us, Gwen.

Leave us.

Left over from that ball.

Let's do it

Let's get loud

Let's get loud

Let's get loud

Let's get loud

Let's get loud

Let's get loud

Let's just say I know what it feels like

Like a knight in shining armor

Like a normal father and son, can we?

Like him?

Like I'm gonna...

Like lifeless bunting?

Like, this has got to be a step up, right?

Like... Oh, I don't know where to begin!

Listen up.

Little did they know,

Live it all the way

Look at our girl.

Look at that.

Look at us. We're standing outside the palace.

Look at you little disgusting creatures.

Look, I'm not ashamed to admit that my mother

Look. She threw a glass shoe at me.

Lord, what you're doing to me

Lucky for you.

Lucky Thomas.

M Maybe would you like to dance?

M My dresses can...

Makes my skin crawl.

Malvolia and Narissa, they never stood a chance.

Marry him, and all of our problems will be solved.

Marrying a commoner is not at all what I meant.

May I ask you a question?

May I come in?

Maybe nothing's wrong with him.

Maybe that person is you.

Me me did. I

Me?

Me?

Means saying no to this...

Might I suggest you put some bleachers back there?

Mighty good man

Mighty good man

Mighty, mighty good man

Milord.

Mm hmm.

Mm, mm, mm, mm.

Mm, the sea monster.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Yes.

More about traditions and customs

Most men are hos

Moved to the same beat day after day,

Moving away from that.

Mr. Cecil.

My best friends are mice. It's a whole thing.

My comprehensive plan to reduce poverty

My daughters have a suitor.

My eyes says leave it alone

My father, on the other hand,

My future depends on it.

My good people, your future queen.

My little sister.

My mother's brooch.

My name

My name, yeah

My name.

My only qualification being

My stepmother will disown me.

My voice completely silenced.

My, my.

My, what lovely shoes.

NARISSA: I feel great about myself.

Neither will I.

Nice to meet you.

Night could change your life

No buckles, no laces

No idea tonight would go like this.

No matter how toothsome he may be, and...

No one asked you, Beatrice.

No one will be able to recognize you.

No way.

No, but chicks dig it.

No, but...

No, I I stitched this with my own two hands.

No, I I'm fine. I just really have to...

No, it's for girls who are unbetrothed,

No, it's not like I'm cold or anything.

No, my queen. I'll meet you tomorrow, I promise.

No, no, I'm sorry. It's a beautiful dress.

No, no, no

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, that's wrong

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, that design is pure fantasy.

No, no, not today. Yeah, I just wanted to check in on you

No, no, we're not in a rush to get married.

No, no.

No, please, forgive me.

No, that's not it.

No, there are multiple bats in your belfry.

No, Thomas has expressed his intentions to marry you.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No. You changed.

Nobody recognizes me.

Nope, not her.

Nope.

Nope. No. No.

Nope. No. Not really.

Not her.

Not interested.

Not my thing.

Not subtle enough?

Not today.

Nothing else matters.

Nothing in life ever stays the same,

Nothing made me happier.

Nothing?

Now and then

Now and then

Now I'm feeling tingly.

Now I've got this mental image

Now, go dress.

Now, I ask you,

Now, I know them.

Now, take a look at this blob here and here.

Now, the three of you are going to make sure that

Now, this is how you make an entrance.

Now, to make sure your nuptials

Now, uh, if you'll excuse me,

Now, you try tracking a fox when drunk.

Now... shoulders back.

Of a practical woman named Vivian,

Of course I do.

Of course we do.

Of course you're my best friend.

Of letting you fly

Of Lord Reginald.

Of such an artist.

Of the rhythm nation

Of the rhythm nation

Of the rhythm nation

Of water in my brain

Oh, and that he's a mama's boy

Oh, boy, she's got heavy feet.

Oh, good.

Oh, good. Can I take this crown off?

Oh, ha ha ha.

Oh, I'm sorry, darling.

Oh, it's a bad system.

Oh, my God, you are.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my.

Oh, no. He's gonna sing.

Oh, okay.

Oh, please.

Oh, that's exactly what I can do.

Oh, the brooch.

Oh, uh, got to go. I need you to

Oh, um, I don't suppose

Oh, um, I should probably take my shoes off.

Oh, well, it's perfect then that Mother came with

Oh, yeah, I remember you.

Oh, you're in. Good morning, Ella.

Oh!

Oh. Big finish.

Oh. Can I come up?

Oh. Look at that.

Oh. Oh.

Okay, let's not ruin

Okay, so that would be an affirmative?

Okay? We'll we'll get married

Okay.

Okay. What am I doing? I'm going home.

On your slightly too tall throne.

Ooh, do you think we can still get tickets?

Oop, bird poo.

Or charity.

Or don't.

Or I suppose I never would've been born!

Or is your throne just a little bit taller

Or kindness of any sort, really.

Or, "Hot enough out there for ya?"

Or, as her stepsisters call her, Cinderella,

Other than to wreck things.

Otherwise, we might as well just close our eyes

Our favorite song

Our favorite song

Our girl lived happily ever after,

Ow!

Ow.

Ow.

Pack your bags.

Paint your nails

Parsnips, turnips, rutabagas.

Perhaps this will work.

Please, Cinderella, don't throw away this opportunity.

Please, girls, we're going to be late.

Please, say something.

Please, Stepmother, I have to go.

Poor Ella.

Pride and shame

Prince Robert needs a ball to find his bride.

Prince Robert, and his new...

Princess Gwen, no doubt

Proper credit

Put me on that horse and get me to the market square, please.

Put the dress down.

Queen Tatiana.

Quiet, Gwen!

Raise my interest

Really, I... I do.

Regardless of wealth or stature.

Remember me as a hero!

Remember, you used to appear at my window

Right behind my back

Right behind you.

Right here.

Right now, she's dreaming of a world

Right now?

Right up to the domain of the sea monster.

Right, right

Right, right

Right?

Right? I should be allowed to sell it.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Robert will cease to be a distraction.

Robert, stop.

Robert, where did you see her

ROBERT:

ROBERT: "The Roundabout Players present The King's Idiot Son."

ROBERT: A And then she suggested

ROBERT: Do you have a fountain where you live?

ROBERT: Good evening, ladies.

ROBERT: Oh, now, now.

Robert's wiser than both of us.

ROMESH: He sees us.

ROMESH: I'm starting to feel a bit funny.

Round the room

Round the room

ROWAN: Get down now!

ROWAN: Robert...

Royal family will be there

Royalty? What about my work?

Rumors must be true.

Same.

Saying "love" and showing love

See, at the end of the night

See, I I always felt that it was written for me.

Shall be pardoned by the king."

She cray.

She does not approve of pets.

She left no name

She needs to throw that out.

She threw it at my head. I'm lucky to be alive.

She told me she would. She told me she would do that.

She was so looking forward to that ball.

She was!

She'd rather me have my dreams than her brooch, so...

She's she's beautiful.

She's witty. She's fearless.

Show women from all over the world that I...

Since the whole kingdom will be there today,

Sir, please don't pile on, okay?

Slowly back away.

So delicate and and... and beautiful.

So does this mean you're not coming to the ball?

So I'm gonna go.

So if it's a choice...

So it shall be.

So it sounds like you might disagree with those who say

So many ideas!

So now he's to marry Princess Laura of Northphalia

So obsessed with your reputation, with your legacy.

So says the king.

So take a bath, do your hair

So we find her, then.

So we good? 'Cause I got a thing.

So you're just going to wander about until you find her,

So, do I have a wedding to prepare?

So, what I'm saying is

So, what option do you really have?

So, yes, I'm gonna walk the streets

Some boys hug me

Something I don't wanna do

Sorry, ma'am.

Sorry.

Sorry. Words. Um...

Sounds like a vicious lie to me.

Sounds like true love to this mouse.

Sounds like you need to lower your price.

Staring at me

Staring at me

Staring at me

Staring at me

Staring at me

Staring you in the face

Stepmother never comes down here.

STEPSISTERS Cinderella!

Still gets spanked on the tush tush.

Sure, but women can't own shops.

Surely we can run a business.

Swing and a miss

Take off that dress and go back to your basement.

Take that, birds.

Take what?

Take you very far

TATIANA: Excuse me, my dear.

TATIANA: Where are you off to, my dear?

Taught myself.

Tell him you were wrong.

Tell him... tell him it's all you want.

Tell it to your future king.

Thank you for this.

Thank you so much. I'll never forget this.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That "he said, she said" crowd

That can make me laugh

That didn't happen. Didn't happen.

That I birthed

That I can't see

That I can't see

That I could be

That I could be

That I was a mama's boy who still gets

That is too bad.

That is, as long as you feel the same way.

That she's got a couple bats in the old belfry,

That stands between you and a life on the street.

That the real brains of the family is Princess Gwen.

That understands

That understands

That was a lot of hard work.

That was my mother's.

That was the most romantic moment of my life.

That wasn't me.

That you can be something you can't.

That you take the crown seriously.

That you were dressed by the finest dressmakers

That you're not of royal birth.

That your belfry is the one with the bats.

That's an order.

That's deep.

That's disgusting.

That's impossible.

That's so sweet.

That's that's my dress on the princess.

That's the perk of being the king.

The announcements of the day

The changing of the guard waits for no one.

The course of my own life.

The crown changed you.

The day after next.

The dignity of the royal family for some commoner.

The dress. I'll buy it.

The end of this fairy tale.

The fleshiest fruit of the earth.

The future holds

The girl's name is Ella, y'all.

The last time you went searching?

The magic's wearing off.

The obnoxious Malvolia

The others have heartache and jealousy.

The pain is quite terrific.

The palace,

The past

The people's princess,

The prince was fixated on some mystery girl.

The process to marry so difficult?

The rhythm nation

The rhythm nation

The someone waiting for me

The stepdaughter, Ella.

The things that I can't

The things that I can't see?

The whispers

The whispers

Their world was about to change.

Then go you shall.

Then I am honored to be in the presence

Then I'm taking you to Thomas,

Then it will just have to be some other man.

Then one day, I was given the opportunity

Then she ran away like a twit.

Then, yes.

There are no other opinions. None.

There I was

There is only one who has captured my attention.

There'll be a ball

There'll be guests there from all over the world,

There's someone I would like you to meet.

They ain't here to stay

They are currently

They can be a lot.

They'll die!

They're beautiful.

They're glass?

They're glass.

Things... change.

Think nothing of it.

Think, Fab G, think.

This beautiful young lady gets to the ball.

This floor is literally 2,000 years old.

This girl fancies herself a businessman.

This incredibly magical moment with reason.

This is called a world map.

This is exactly what you wanted.

This is gorgeous!

This is insane!

This is it.

This is my chance.

This is precisely how I hoped tonight would go.

This is why you save caterpillars.

This is... this is different.

This road of mine

This shoe.

This village of hardworking citizens

This way. This way.

THOMAS: Well, I should hope so.

Thomas.

Thomas.

Thomas.

Three castles and a hundred horses,

Through my mind

Through your front tail. We know.

To be controlling these far off lands.

To be wrong

To be wrong

To carry on

To enliven my wardrobe.

To guide this kingdom forward into a new era.

To hear that sound

To impress, yes

To love

To myself at night

To not quite fit into the crate you were born into.

To nourish me through the day, I'll be going.

To put me down

To satisfy your power trip, you have to sit there

To take this crown.

To teach me a lesson?

To the ball is invited

To think that any girl, let alone you,

To those who deserve it

To train at the finest school of music,

To understand just how worthless you are?

To your grave, oh

Tonight is not about you. It's about me.

Tonight, we are all equals in the eye of the king.

Too bad he hasn't been back in days.

Too subtle?

Trying to sell me a dress you clearly stole

Two children, a loving husband,

Two, three.

Uh huh.

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.

Uh, guys?

Uh, instead, we're going to travel the world together.

Uh, watch it now. You about to roll over on that...

Uh...

Uh...

Um, managing.

Underqualified, nah

Unhappy with the tea, Stepmother?

Unless you try

Unless, of course, it turns out

Unnecessary.

Until I find her, reveal my true self,

Until it all falls out.

Upset me further, and you will have no one in this life.

Us ladies give birth.

VIVIAN:

VIVIAN: Cinderella, are you down there?

VIVIAN: Cinderella's been working on her recipes for you.

VIVIAN: No.

Vivian's daughters:

W We'll get married.

W We're we're literally breathing the same air

Wait a second. That's possible?

Wait!

Wait...

War planning and when we have to engage

Wasted on a ball, and for what?

We are a part of the rhythm nation

We can't have a regular conversation

We could be something

We get along very well.

We had it.

We look like fools!

We never have to be together, except for royal events,

We run households.

We were young.

We will meet tomorrow when the clock strikes 4:00.

We're going to the palace?

We're not going to find her.

We're we're supposed to grow old together?

We've not been past the front yard.

Wearing that ridiculous disguise?

Well done, my friend.

Well, before your aide de camp loses a hand...

Well, definitely wasn't your mum.

Well, he he's not exactly getting any younger.

Well, how do you think rats have more rats?

Well, I'm not allowed at the ball.

Well, I'm sure the prince will definitely pick you.

Well, I'm the prince's best friend,

Well, if it's not Thomas,

Well, if you say so.

Well, it's only my life's work.

Well, perhaps you should marry the sea monster, Robert.

Well, thank you for coming in.

Well, that would most likely be frowned upon.

Well, why don't you ask the Roundabout Players

Well, you didn't miss much at the ball.

Well, you haven't seen all of the dresses.

Well, you must make yourself a match for someone.

Well, you should.

Well?

Well...

Wh Why the sudden change of heart?

Wh Why?

What a black mark it'll be on your name

What a man, what a man

What a man, what a man

What a man, what a man

What a man, what a man

What a man, what a man

What a man, what a man

What a man, what a man

What a man, what a man, what a man

What a man, what a man, what a man

What a man, what a mighty good man

What a man, what a mighty good man

What a man, what a mighty good man

What am I doing?

What an improvement.

What are we calling you?

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

What even is that?

What everybody else doing

What fresh hell is this?

What I, what I hope I I do

What I'm trying to say is that I choose me.

What in God's name are you doing?

What is that?

What is wrong with him?

What it seems

What matters is how you feel when you look in the mirror.

What they all do

What time is it?

What you can truly be

What you want to hear

What, pray tell, are the rumors?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Bea Bea Beatrice, don't be...

What? The the makeup?

What's happening?

What's happening?

What's that, Prince?

What's wrong?

What's your price? I mean, the brooch alone...

Whatever happens after tonight, I'm a changed mouse.

Whatever it is you're doing right now, which is beautiful.

Whatever rhythm

When I was little, I remember watching my father

When the clock strikes midnight, run.

When you marry, you'll settle down.

Where am I going?

Where did you get that dress?

Where is she?

Whether he shows up or not remains to be seen.

Who cares what anyone thinks?

Who I heard, from time to time,

Who needs convincing

Who save their pennies

Who taught you to think that way?

Who then turned out to be

Who was alone again

Who would like to purchase this one of a kind,

Why are we doing Cinderella work?

Why do I have to explain everything to you?

Why we are spending money on catapults

Why would you do that?

Why would you let me speak so poorly of you to your face?

Why would you...?

Why?

Wilbur, you sound old.

WILBUR: Yeah?

Wilbur.

Will be the greatest leader the realm has ever known.

With a couple in our position.

With another girl

With the cold, hard cash

With the ring a ding ding

With your blasphemy.

With your legacy that you have to control my every move.

Women have a very prescribed role in court.

Women who are promised away do not go to balls.

Women's shoes are as they are.

Work is always hard.

Work! Yes!

Worth a try.

Would have the audacity to engage

Would it be possible to see more of your work?

Would that we all have what Robert has.

Would this be a good time for me to bring up

Would you care to talk alone somewhere?

Would you like to come in?

Wouldn't it be nice if we had something good?

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Y'all, uh

Yas, future queen! Yas!

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I took over from Barry

Yeah, no, I am not a match for Thomas.

Yeah, no, we were gonna tell you, but...

Yeah, thought so.

Yeah, yeah, oh

Yeah, yeah, oh

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. I want the sea monster.

Yep, yep. We should... we should...

Yes, and I am leaving.

Yes, I was just crying

Yes, if you can get your armor off.

Yes, it was. I'm good with faces.

Yes, of course. And that's why I'm so thankful for...

Yes, stepchild.

Yes, Stepmother.

Yes, yes. I'll be at the south end of the market square.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. We'll invite every woman of worth.

Yes... N No.

Yo, uh

Yo, uh

You all right?

You are all so beautiful

You are high maintenance.

You are single handedly destroying my legacy.

You are the future king,

You are to make sure that she gets to the ball,

You are to stay home

You are.

You called?

You can keep gallivanting here with your merry bros,

You can't be serious.

You can't leave actors alone in a basement without attention.

You can't wear that to the ball.

You could actually get me to the ball, could you?

You could be so pretty...

You couldn't stand to be away from me, even for a moment.

You did it.

You didn't.

You don't say.

You don't wanna miss

You go. I'll take care of this.

You gotta be bad

You gotta be bold

You gotta be bold

You gotta be calm

You gotta be calm

You gotta be calm

You gotta be stronger

You gotta be tough

You gotta be tough

You gotta be tough

You gotta be wiser

You gotta be wiser

You have dirt on your face.

You haven't spoken to me since last night.

You heard the king.

You hungry?

You inspired me.

You just cleaned phantom whiskers.

You keep overlooking his behavior,

You know how much I love to dance.

You know, I can't believe that you're willing to sully

You know, I really just

You know, it'd go beautifully with this dress I made.

You know, it's a good thing

You know, that he serves no real function

You know, the wind is really picking up.

You know, we live in a very old fashioned kingdom,

You like the way they play

You look so beautiful.

You may think me cruel.

You mean this daughter has a suitor.

You need footmen.

You really don't have to do this.

You said you wanted to be a businesswoman.

You shall find a bride.

You spent three whole days drinking and foxhunting.

You street urchin.

You summoned me, Your Highness?

You think the prince would've picked you?

You turned down the daughter

You will do.

You will find someone.

You will go to the ball.

You will marry Princess Laura by week's end.

You won't believe

You you belittle me in your...

You?

You'd like to dance?

You'll dance. You'll be charming.

You'll stop behaving like my idiot son,

You're being unreasonable now.

You're bringing shame on this family, Robert.

You're literally not even going to let me

You're mad because I yelled at you.

You're making me wildly uncomfortable.

You're not alone

You're right, my friend.

You're so full of hidden talents.

You're so worried to look a fool.

You're the one who looks different!

You're the one.

You're the statue girl.

You're too kind.

You're walking in

You're walking in

You're welcome.

You're wrong!

You're you're making me want to go again right now.

You've been excused, Gwen.

Your head up to the sky

Your offer is intriguing,

Your silence is...

Your time is up, Robert.

Your wet undergarments again.

Your your king voice, yes.

continues indistinctly)

Excuse me, sorry.

Ooh.

...pin.

"Prescribed role in court"? But I would make sure

Ah. VIVIAN: You must always think

All she hears is squeaks. Mm. Come to papa.

and he'll never grow out of it. Stop.

Annoyingly handsome. The cheekbones.

Are you all right?

Because that's really nice, but... No.

But but why? Baby, you saved me.

But not that well.

CINDERELLA: No!

CINDERELLA: You make me nervous. ROBERT: Aw.

Cinderella! I'm starting to think she doesn't like us.

Come on. Let's go. No!

Do not hit me, sweet prince!

Dude.

Everyone, go home.

Get in! Quickly! Hurry! JOHN: Come on!

Get in.

Get it? Yes!

Girls, please! ROWAN: I assure you,

Go on with your bad self.

Go on, leave now.

Good idea.

Gwen, my darling girl.

Halt, I say!

Hello. I'm waiting for my tea.

Here we are. Wow.

Hmm? No, no, no.

Ho... Ly...

Huh?

Hyah!

I admit it was deceitful, but...

I can give you a fair price. Shame on you.

I could walk in them easily after, like, four steps.

I don't like this.

I don't mind it. CINDERELLA: All right.

I mean, it really looks... Oh, don't be ridiculous.

I mean, you rode up on a horse. I did.

I reject his intentions. Hush now.

I thought she could've gone harder. Quiet.

I'm a go see if he needs a wife. No.

I'm Ella. Now, how lovely.

I'm just... Just what?

I'm talking to a stranger. I'll take it.

I've never seen anything like this. Okay, okay, dang.

in all the land. I'm a dressmaker.

in the urban row housing? No, darling.

In your dreams! In your face!

Incredible, right? It's like...

instead of burning filthy coal? Go!

It's a shame. Absolutely devastating.

It's impossible. No, it isn't!

JOHN: Do for what? ROMESH: Yeah, do for what?

Ladies, are we ready?

Lovely day for a stroll. Mm hmm.

Mine, too. I'm into it.

Mm hmm. JAMES: Guys!

Mm.

More than possible. Good.

No slouching.

No, I did not. You did, too.

No, you look like a pirate. You look like a pirate.

No? Okay. I'm sorry. Yes. I can walk. It's it's faster.

No.

No. But you're magic.

not for love.

Not too fast.

Not true at all, though. Ah, maybe.

Of course. After all,

Oh, man. Back to work.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my love.

Oh, yeah. Nod your head, mates.

Oh, yes, he is incredibly handsome. Absolutely.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Oh. THOMAS: Vivian.

Okay.

Okay. What? No.

Ooh.

Ooh. Call me Tatiana.

Ooh. Ooh, nice.

Queen Tatiana. Of course.

Quite a bit. And even if it is,

Read the room. Never.

Right? Oh, no, you're fine.

ROBERT:

ROBERT:

ROBERT: Mother? Father? In here,

ROBERT: So this is the fountain. CINDERELLA: Ooh.

ROBERT: Yes!

ROBERT: You all right? CINDERELLA: Yeah.

ROMESH: Do for what? JOHN: Do for what?

ROSEMARY:

ROWAN Beatrice!

Sadly, I have not

She knows what I'm talking about.

She scares me. Me, too.

She's betting on herself. JAMES: I couldn't do it.

Silence!

Smashed it! Perfectamundo.

So mouthy. And glorious.

So no? You're fine.

so nobody can see me. Hi.

Some Something's changed. Relax. We are fine.

Stepmother? Dear God, no.

Tell 'em, Fab G.

than it was yesterday?

Thanks for the jacket. ROBERT: Yeah.

that my dad was one. Mm.

That's a nice jacket.

The what? Oh.

There they go.

Uh huh. And that's unfair. Is it?

Um, yeah.

VIVIAN: Cinderella! STEPSISTERS: Cinderella!

We did. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Mm hmm.

We should just go home. I can't.

We're going down.

We're just banging 'em together. I know.

What are we gonna do? What did the butterfly say?

What are you doing here? Are you hurt?

What is that? What is that? Did you hear that? That.

What?

What?! This is bloody brilliant.

What's it like being a crate?

Whee!

when we have so many already?

Where'd you find that? It's the girl's.

Where's Cinderella? She's still in that basement.

Who on earth do you think you are? Honestly.

Who's Queen Tatiana?

Whoa. JAMES: Where's my tail?

Why didn't you pay attention? Because I was singing!

Why? I don't know.

Yes, Your Highness.

Yes! Like you mean it.

Yes! Unbelievable, isn't it?

Yes. Okay.

Yes. Shall we have some tea?

You can't control me.

You crying, Hench? So what if I am?

You look so handsome. Thank you.

You look, you look so different. Me different?

You really think so?

Your Highness. Yes?

your plans for succession. Well, that's all right.

...and never asking what I want or how I feel...

...and toothsome he is.

...he believed real wives didn't act so frivolously.

...I can't do it.

...I choose me.

...starts right now.

...there was an old fashioned kingdom

'cause snakes got into the house.

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"And Sons."

"Don't be late."

"I hereby decree all short peasants

"Y Hermanos."

"Your Highness" was the man whose blood I spilled