Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Edit

A clue!

A Ghost Clown is a heck of a lot scarier than a Cotton Candy Glob!

A monster army has invaded Coolsville.

A most wonderful clue.

A photo, taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian.

A reptilian scale.

A secret hatch!

A shrine!

A what?

Absolutely. Mystery Inc. is proud to donate...

After all our so called success...

Ah, clues!

Aha!

Aha! A clue!

Ahh....

Alas, what are these strange markings?

All Fred Jones had to say was:

All of us here ain't nothing to admire.

All right, Daph!

All right, gang. The Monster Hive is right over there.

All right. Then again, creepy is my middle name.

All these years of careful planning...

All you are is a pretty little face.

And all the facts say that you're the Evil Masked Figure.

And by intimacy, I mean someone who thinks you're really hot.

And he got the lead in My Fair Lady.

And he's really mad!

And here they are.

And l would like to go out with you again.

And l'll hold him off.

And Mystery Inc. fell far...

And stay out!

And stealing my Tater Tots!

And that's Aggie Wilkins, a.k.a. the Ozark Witch.

And that's Doo's beatnik best pal, Shaggy Rogers.

And the gang is totally taking a hit for it.

And the real identity of Ned is....

And this time, you'll be the ones unmasked...

And we will act more like Fred and Velma and Daphne.

And...

Angry citizens have gathered outside Mystery lnc.'s offices in protest.

Any clues to the cause of the attack?

Any comments on the museum robbery?

Any time would be great, Velma!

Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?

Are you guys okay?

As if you getting the lead in My Fair Lady wasn't enough!

At 7 p.m., the owner will be home to set you free.

At last I have you, Mystery lnc.

At last.

Because Heather Jasper Howe is actually...

Because it's my job to unmask those who pretend to be who they're not.

Because of you, soon Coolsville...

Before exactly that happens.

Black Knight Ghost!

Blackout! Blackout!

Boo! Boo!

Boo.

Bring it back to the Monster Hive and plug it into the base.

Bring it.

Bunny.

But first, let's give the gang the old ''slipperooney.''

But how do you know this?

But in the end, we usually unmask them and it's a little scared man inside.

But it's all right.

But l'm more comfortable in the world of logic and facts.

But on the positive side, he'd pave your driveway for free.

But one thing that's true is...

But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.

But we cuddled.

But who are we kidding, right?

But who would be able to make a real Pterodactyl Ghost?

But who would be so obsessed with him?

But why did she do it?

But you know that, because just as you know I'm standing here...

But.... But...

Bye.

Calm, Scooby Doo! You're not being calm!

Can we get a shot of you next to The Black Night?

Can you read it?

Can't you do anything right?

Can't you see we're talking?

Captain Cutler!

Captain Cutler. l bet they're all here.

Captain Cutler's Ghost!

Captain Cutler's Ghost.

Careful, gang.

Chasing cats, licking my own rear end, eating my own vomit.

Check it out, dude!

Check it out! lt's a Shag and Scoob quake and the whole city's shaking!

Check it out. Look at those weird letters, Scoob.

Check out my pecs, little man!

Citizens! Turn in Mystery lnc.

Clues!

Come alive! Come alive!

Come here, you worthless mutt!

Come on, gang. Let's get to the lab.

Come on, girls!

Come on, let's solve a mystery.

Come on, Scoob!

Come on, Scoob! lnside!

Come on, Scoob.

Come on, Shaggy.

Come on, this way! Quick, the elevator!

Come on, you chickens! Grab those ropes!

Come on!

Come on. Let's go, Scoob!

Cool! Like, ''tuneage.''

Coolsville can solve its problems without us.

Daph, I really like this guy.

Daph!

Daph?

Daphne, this is Patrick Wisely.

Daphne!

Daphne!

Daphne! Daphne! Daphne!

Daphne! Hold him off!

Daphne?

Darn bushes yowling at me again.

Darn it.

Dead end.

Definitely not fat. Is this sort of what you're looking for?

Destroy the city if you have to, but get me that control panel!

Die!

Do it!

Do the clue dance! Do the clue dance!

Do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind it all?

Do you think I'm just a pretty face?

Doesn't randamonium glow, like those footprints in Wickles' mansion?

Don't think I don't know your game.

Don't worry about it, sweetheart. The press loves us.

Dr. Jonathan Jacobo.

Dude, The Faux Ghost is an awesome clue.

Dude!

Dude.

Dude. He just said we'd pay the price.

Eh?

Elevator.

End of the line, Doo!

End of the line, Mystery Inc.!

Everybody has flaws, Velma. The object of a healthy relationship...

Everybody!

Everybody.

Everyone part like the Red Sea.

Excuse me, sir. Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Excuse me. Have you heard the Good News?

Face it, Scoob.

Fat? Why would you even use that word?

Finally, a monster we could sink our teeth into.

Find me Mystery lnc., now.

Fine. Let's go back!

Fire!

Folks, this crowd is going crazy over Mystery Inc.

Fred, can you tell us a little about the exhibit?

Fred, Daphne. Could you answer a few questions for the press?

Fred, disconnect that control panel!

Fred, I don't think that's a really good idea.

Fred! lt's not them you need to worry about.

Freddy, are you okay?

Freddy, up on the right.

Game Boy Advance secret code.

Get down.

Get out of this game while you got a chance.

Get rid of him!

Give me a hand, Scoob!

Give me five!

Go boom.

Go, Fred! Hit it!

Go, Ned! Get it! Get it!

Go!

Go! Daphne!

Good throw, Velm!

Good work, pal!

Gotcha!

Gotcha.

Gotta put on the tough guy act, or these guys will eat me alive.

Groovy.

Guess not.

Guess this is it, huh?

Guys? What's over here?

Hang time!

Have you done anything cool and creepy lately?

He adapted the false Heather Jasper Howe persona...

He already had a Pterodactyl Ghost costume somehow, which implies....

He brought it.

He collects dust too.

He collects everything from Piri Reis to Aleister Crowley.

He must have used the costumes to make real monsters, which implies....

He needs the costumes to make the monsters, which implies....

He seemed so upset when he left.

He stole my thing that I say!

He wants to ask me on a date.

He was working both sides of Psycho Street.

He's the curator here at the museum.

Heather Jasper Howe at the grand opening...

Heather Jasper Howe with an emergency update for lnvestigative Probe.

Heather Jasper Howe.

Heavy stuff, Scoob!

Heavy!

Hello, baby.

Hello, Shaggy.

Hello!

Hello! Hello!

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Help me!

Help, Velma!

Henchmen?

Here l go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you go, girls. I got an ascot for each of you.

Here, doggy doggy.

Here. ''To find a creature's weakest point...

Here's a clue for you.

Here's a list of ingredients...

Heroes.

Hey, doll.

Hey, gang.

Hey, gang.

Hey, guys.

Hey, handsome.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, Shaggy!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Shut up!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. They're cheering for us again.

Hey....

Hey.... Like, what's this?

Hi! We love you! We have you tattooed on our chests! Look!

His body was lost at sea.

Hit me, Fred.

Hmm.

How about this? Jacobo's cellmate was released from prison two months ago.

How come we can't ever investigate, like, a KFC or something?

How did the dinosaur get through security?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. Me too.

Hurry up, gang. We need to find Shaggy and Scooby.

Hush now, buffoon. This is a highly combustible synthesis.

I am not scared. I've fought werewolves and ghosts.

I beg you, Mystery lnc.

I consider it a privilege, sir.

I did, but that's out of context!

I didn't say that! l mean....

I don't know who's behind this, but we don't need him...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. It's beating too loud for me to hear.

I don't see Shaggy and Scooby anywhere.

I enjoy being a girl.

I fixed it so it will destroy all the monsters.

I found a clue!

I gotta take a whiz. Don't do anything to attract attention.

I guess I found something a little bit better.

I guess, looking back, every time they made a plan...

I have always found a criminal's inclination...

I hope you'll be working closely with Velma on this ever expanding exhibit.

I invented a potion.

I just l just wanted to say thank you.

I know that you're a glamorous, mysterious, jet set adventurer...

I know who you are.

I know.

I mean, not fat!

I mean, whether the Evil Masked Figure could've gotten his randamonium...

I needed that. I needed that too.

I should have checked that they were tied before l let go.

I think I know where to go.

I think I pulled something.

I think we lost them.

I think you've been heroes all along.

I trust you.

I was an excellent Eliza! You were too act y.

I was just thinking about Patrick.

I wish once...

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling punks...

I, uh....

I'd make myself one.

I'll be right back.

I'll distract those skeletal screwballs.

I'll look in the book.

I'll tell you one thing for sure. They don't need our help to figure it out.

I'm afraid.

I'm buff.

I'm driving!

I'm going to transform us back!

I'm gonna stay this way forever!

I'm invisible. l'm invisible.

I'm kidding!

I'm kind of thirsty. l wonder if there's a Liter sized Soda Glob anywhere?

I'm not glamorous or mysterious.

I'm okay, Scoob.

I'm putting her in cruise. Take the wheel.

I'm sorry, Daph, but your go go boots didn't fit...

I'm sorry, I have to go. Okay?

I'm sorry, Jeremiah.

I'm the one who told Shaggy and Scooby to get the ropes.

I'm the Tasmanian Devil!

I'm trying to solve this mystery. Same as you.

I'm trying.

I've gathered you here today for something big.

I've got a chick's body!

I've got to consider contact lenses.

If l see those twerps, I'd tear their eyes out of their skulls.

If our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is....

If they spot us, they'll invite us to a weenie roast.

If we do, he'll get the control panel back, and the city will be in worse shape.

If we prove Wickles is behind this, this mystery goes down like a dot com...

If we solve the mystery by ourselves...

If you can hear me, turn yourselves in.

In case you haven't noticed, there's an unidentified freaky object in here!

In light of the city's recent chaos...

In the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my Tater Tots!

In your face! Scooby Dooby Doo!

Inside your fears will come alive.''

Intimacy with another person.

Isn't that right, Velma?

It all seemed so easy back then.

It contains randamonium, which this books says...

It looks like Wickles shares...

It needs work.

It seems as if l've become ludicrously intelligent.

It's all my fault.

It's an amalgamation of magic and science.

It's an obsolete Celtic text used by secret societies in the mid 1 9th century.

It's awful! I long for the blissful ignorance of my former self.

It's come back positive.

It's done!

It's just a costume!

It's me, Shizzy McCreepy, and my brother, S.D. McCrawley.

It's my fault too.

It's okay to be scared.

It's the same with dating.

It's time for action.

It's very nice to meet you, Patrick.

Jacobo stole millions...

Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.

Jacobo wreaked havoc in a statewide crime spree.

Jeremiah Wickles.

Jinkies!

Jinkies! Tweety's back.

Jinkies.

Just because you can sing in it doesn't make it a clue. It makes it awesome.

Keep him busy.

L think Coolsville sucks!

L'll compare the glow of those footprints to the pterodactyl scale.

Let's book, Scoob.

Let's find a way to shut down this monster maker for good.

Let's get this control panel and plug her in.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's rip it, Scoob!

Let's solve the mystery.

Lights out.

Like a date. With me.

Like a....

Like Chickenstein.

Like here!

Like me?

Like the abandoned mining town in old Coolsville.

Like, be a hero...

Like, let's skedaddle.

Like, lock the door!

Like, that's C.L. Magnus. He used to dress up as Redbeard's ghost.

Like, this is the most ''our faultiest'' screwup ever, Scoob.

Like, this pipe's ripping, Scoob! Zoinks!

Like, what's that weird sound?

Like, where did Old Man Nutjob go? Through here, Scoob?

Like, why is a toilet brush a clue?

Like, wowee.

Listen, l'm not normally one for giving advice...

Listen, Patrick.

Listen, Velma, I know that must have seemed very suspicious...

Look at me.

Look deeper. You gotta trust me.

Look out!

Look, all my old tools.

Look, l'm a huge fan. lt's just my editor

Look, Patrick...

Look! lt's the costumes from the museum!

Look. No hands!

Look. The book belonged to J. Jacobo.

Looks like a bit of a fixer upper.

Lose something?

Lt seems Old Man Wickles deserves a visit...

Lt's just a costume! It's just a costume!

Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her with her evil plans.

Made out of a crystal radio and old video games.

Make them eat the one eye...

Makes you human.

Man, l recognize a lot of these cats.

Maybe because we believed...

Maybe he gave it to Wickles before he died.

Maybe it'll stop the machine!

Maybe it's someone we unmasked.

Maybe there's a formula for finding his weakness.

Me neither.

Miner 49er!

Mmm, hot dogs!

Mmm, lemonade!

Move that worthless piece of tin!

Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you about...

My My mommy?

My first multiple resonance imaging device.

My glasses.

My God.

My monsters can make life very unpleasant.

My monsters!

My museum got broken into again...

My museum.

My revenge will be final...

Mystery Inc.! Mystery Inc.!

Mystery is my mistress. I must heed her sweet call.

Mystery lnc. is investigating the two stolen costumes.

Mystery lncorporated.

Mystery lncorporated.

Mystery Stink! Mystery Stink!

Ned.

Never again will they underestimate us. That's right.

Nice job last night. Losers!

No, I have to figure out what's going on.

No, I mean the one.

No, no.

No, so l can pull you up.

No, the one that just happened.

No, Velma, it's my fault.

No, wait, that's not Scooby Doo!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! I'll give you cavities!

No! That'll be the first place they'll look for us.

No! You're doing that thing again where you take everything l say out of context.

No.

No. The dust is good. We can tell what he's been reading lately.

Not so fast!

Now it's good night, ladies!

Now we need to keep acting like mondo groovy detectives.

Now you are stuck in my trap.

Now you're stuck in here with me!

Of course little old Coolsville can solve its problems without us...

Oh, baby.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, brother. Not again.

Oh, brother. The lock's on a laser thumbprint scanner.

Oh, crap.

Oh, l No, l can't, Patrick.

Oh, man. Another creepy crib!

Oh, my.

Oh, now I see what you do for the gang.

Oh, Shaggy.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, gang. Let's, like, split up and search for clues.

Okay, Scooby Doo, the coast is clear.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. So your assessment is?

Okay. The last good thumbprint should still be there, so...

Old Man Wickles' ancestral manor.

Old pal? Jacobo?

On your knees, knave.

Once again, you are proven useless before my power.

Once there, just plug it into the base. Push this button.

One where we're the weenies!

Ooh, scary.

Ooh, you've touched my inner child.

Or else you'll be known as the Soiled Underwear Ghost!

Ow wee.

Ow.

Ow.

Patrick, l'm so sorry. It must be so hard for you.

Patrick!

Patrick.

Patrick.

Patrick's the one.

Perhaps it's time for the crime solving gang to shape up or ship out.

Please. For our city's sake.

Poor guys are probably running around helpless and terrified.

Precisely!

Psst. Scooby Doo.

Quick, we need to think of a comeback.

Rail glide!

Randamonium has an algorithmic cross currency of negative 4.1 21 .

Randamonium is the byproduct of silver mines.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Refrigerator!

Remember when we were young and you used to wear that jumper?

Repeat after me. From this day forward we will no longer be our goofy selves.

Ridiculous? Obviously she forgot...

Right in the roundtables.

Right on!

Right, like, it's time to solve the mystery.

Right! And....

Run, Scoob! It's a ''skelly'' thingy!

Run, Shaggy!

Run, Shaggy. Wait for me!

Run, Velma. Run, Velma!

Run!

Scoob and l will go this way. Come on, Scoob.

Scoob, we made it.

Scoob!

Scoob!

Scoob.

Scooby Doo, can you hear me?

Scooby Doo, raise your right paw. No, your right paw. Your other paw.

Scooby Doo, take notes.

Scooby Doo, you turned into a freaky monster.

Scooby doo!

Scooby Doo! What's your conclusion?

Scooby Doo. Scoob!

Scooby Dooby Doo!

Scooby!

Scooby! Those so don't go with that sweater!

Scooby...

Scooby's feeling kind of...

Search for clues. Search for clues.

See him get through this!

See if l can get my mechanic's job back.

Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy.

Shaggy, throw it to me!

Shaggy, use the ropes to tie him up!

Shaggy!

Shaggy!

Shaggy! Give me a hand.

Shaggy! Here!

Shaggy?

Shaggy?

Shaggy. Scooby.

Shake it, baby.

She's right, Scoob. Up close, they look totally fake.

Shiny footprints.

Sing it up, Ruben.

So as l was saying...

So Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.

So long, suckers!

So, what you're saying is it's all downhill for Mystery Inc.

So, what's your assessment, Velmster?

Some kind of scary bat.

Sometimes, the answers would just appear like magic.

Soon your friends will be dead...

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry. lt's okay.

Sorry. You're cancelled.

Sound like who?

Stay away from me.

Still works.

Stop them!

Stop wasting my time!

Strawberries.

Suppose you mean like....

Sure. As long as you define ''okay'' as ''in massive agony.''

Take this, daddy o. lt's a real gas.

Take this!

Talking is for wimps.

Taste the pain, Mr. Glowy Ugly Thing.

Tastes like

Thank you!

Thanks a lot! The scoop of the night, gone.

Thanks.

That doesn't make you a wimp.

That is what you're doing, right? Trying to solve this mystery?

That masked figure was out to humiliate us.

That thing just flew off with Patrick!

That tickles.

That was almost exactly like my freshman year in college.

That was my outfit, l swear.

That wasn't so bad, Scoob.

That's a good one.

That's funny. I always wanted to be like you guys.

That's it, Scoob. The Faux Ghost.

That's right!

That's S.D. McCrawley. He's just wearing a mask.

That's the pterodactyl.

That's the wrong way!

That's very sweet.

That's weird. It sounded like you just said you gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.

That's what can happen by ringing a doorbell, Fred. That!

That's why he wanted to go out with me.

That's your word. Come on, dear. We're late.

The analysis of the pterodactyl scale.

The bad guy.

The best we can do for him is get that control panel back where it belongs.

The Black Knight Ghost and The 1 0,000 Volt Ghost. Why?

The Black Knight Ghost. That was one of the costumes that was stolen.

The Cotton Candy Glob.

The evil masked guy.

The glow is similar to the pterodactyl scale.

The higher the pedestal, the harder the fall.

The old high school clubhouse.

The only time we do anything right...

The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

The people of Coolsville are the best in the world!

The Pterodactyl Ghost.

The real Pterodactyl Ghost must have come through here!

The rest of the costumes?

The Skeleton Men, and even the dreaded Pterodactyl Ghost.

The Skeleton Men.

The Tar Monster scared the locals of Byzantius away to take their treasure.

The Tar Monster!

The whole city's watching, so try and keep a brave face.

Then he framed Old Man Wickles...

Then how come there was randamonium on the floor of your mansion?

Then we better get to that mining town and see what's

Then why did we find the monster book in your library?

There's a symposium coming up on syntactic reasoning in the criminal brain

There's got to be an antidote in here somewhere.

There's gotta be some way that we can use our awesome, fearless new skills...

There's gotta be some way we can prove that we actually belong in the gang.

There's randamonium all over the place. I come home with it in my shorts.

These are all folks we unmasked.

They can dig for 1 8 hours straight, just like in the golden days of yore.

They found us. Finish that in the van when we get to the Monster Hive.

They have the time of their lives, and we get free miners!

They're costumes.

They're insisting the gang cooperate with the Evil Masked Figure's demands.

This ''Schwarzeneggian'' oaf almost destroyed us.

This cannot be good.

This is a real pterodactyl scale.

This is an instruction manual on how to create...

This is bad.

This is Heather Jasper Howe for lnvestigative Probe Reporting.

This is Heather Jasper Howe, disillusioned from Coolsville.

This is like the greatest day...

This is only the first rung on the ladder of your demise.

This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life.

This light is strange.

This place seems harmless enough.

Those aren't clues, Scoob. Those are just things you want.

Those were wonderful times.

To Jonathan Jacobo?

To see what we knew.

Tonight's premiere exhibit is a rousing look back...

Try this, Scoob. lt looks medicinal.

Uh, Velma?

Uh, what are you doing here?

Uh....

Uh.... Oh, um....

Um.... Gentlemen. Hmm?

Unlike some of you, I have a very important meeting!

Velma, have you ever considered that maybe werewolves and ghosts...

Velma!

Velma!

Velma! Velma!

Velma! Velma!

Velma?

Velma.

Velma.

Velma's in love.

Velma's the smart one. Fred's the leader.

Very much.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a second. You're the runts what vandalized my home.

Wait for me!

Wait!

Watch out, idiot.

Watch out, Scoob!

Watch the junk!

We all know how Shaggy and Scooby can be.

We always face the press after we've unmasked the creeps.

We could reverse the current and reverse the monster making process!

We figured the first step in solving a mystery...

We got him!

We hated each other.

We have to get this control panel back before....

We have...

We haven't been here in years.

We just came down here to be undercover and stuff.

We just need to stay strong, in control, and work fast.

We just saw Patrick at the bad guys' hangout.

We looked ridiculous back there.

We need to come up with a plan.

We needed people to believe we were different than we were.

We outsmarted that moron!

We should be safe here.

We should get back to headquarters.

We solved mysteries for the love of them, not to prove anything to anyone.

We tied it! Let go!

We tried to be heroes like you guys, but we're not.

We will be awesome detectives.

We will be terrific and fantastic and spectacular...

We'd be playing right into his hands.

We'll check out Wickles' book.

We'll figure a way out of this Jurassic jumble.

We'll let you live.

We'll never be anything but our old goofy selves.

We're getting rad!

We're going back, we're going back!

We're gonna die!

We're in luck. It's tonight, Scoob!

We're just gonna go outside to get some fresh air.

We're the ones that found this place.

We've also donated the costumes of some of our more ridiculous foes.

We've gotta do something totally unlike us.

We've taken these jerks before, gang. Let's do it again.

What a wimp, huh?

What are you doing?

What are you guys doing here?

What are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be sick, Scooby.

What could possibly happen by ringing a doorbell?

What do you do for the gang?

What does your heart say?

What dorks.

What happened? I haven't finished! Wait, fellas!

What is it?

What the heck are you guys doing?

What would you do if someone thought...

What?

What's happening?

What's the matter, you don't believe me?

What's this?

What's up, Velms?

What's with the personal attacks?

When asked for comment, Fred Jones, leader of Mystery lnc., said this:

When l realized she was the Evil Masked Figure...

Where did Mystery lnc.'s plan go wrong?

Where is it?

Where The Black Knight and Pterodactyl Ghost stole the rest of the costumes?

Whether you're fearful or joyful or hungry.

Which one of you stole my toilet brush?

Who are you kidding?

Who do you think you are?

Who, me? Uh uh.

Who's your mommy?

Why are you doing this?

Why are you so obsessed with Jonathan Jacobo?

Wickles has led us into a terrifying ghost town!

With all your success, will you still have time for us in little old Coolsville?

With it, maybe.... Well, just maybe

With it, they can destroy everything I've set out to do.

With your ugly, evil henchmen.

Words!

Words.

Wowee, Scooby Doo! I think we're onto something.

Yahoo!

Yahoo!

Yahoo!

Yeah, l'd like that, more than anything.

Yeah, yeah. Suck tacular.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! What a moron.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And the mysteries all seemed to unravel themselves.

Yeah. Eight stupid times.

Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. So maybe you'd want to go together?

Yep. l always thought that was the best thing in the world.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. All we need to do is rewire the control panel

Yes. You're faster than me.

Yikes!

Yikes! A monster!

You almost had me there, didn't you?

You are embarrassing.

You are trespassing on Wickles Manor.

You can do it, buddy!

You can't do this to me!

You can't fool me with that macho façade.

You did it, Scoob!

You did it! You saved us all!

You don't eat stuff that glows.

You don't just go off half cocked doing whatever you want.

You found an actual clue!

You girls find anything?

You go nowhere, knave.

You guys are so free. You're never afraid to be who you really are.

You guys go. l'll take care of Sparky. Just get that control panel to the Hive.

You guys take the long way around.

You hear me? Now I want you to question all your scum bucket friends.

You just haven't known it.

You kept saying you felt puffy!

You know what, Velma? It's never too late to learn to properly apply makeup.

You know, I'm just....

You know, Scoob...

You know, Velma, you are as beautiful as ever.

You lied to us. We're a team.

You saved my life.

You should never have locked those locks.

You think Jacobo's behind this?

You wanna dance?

You want to buy a box of cookies?

You're a lot of fun. Try it, Scoob.

You're in charge of incoherent babbling.

You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.

You're just so different than I expected.

You're pushing your luck, Scoob!

You're trying to make it look like l think Coolsville sucks.

Young man, we're investors, and we're listening to his pitch. Shh.

Your portrayal of the Black Knight Ghost was inspirational to my brother and me.

Zoinks!

Zoinks! Gangway!

...from here at the mine? Oh, sorry.

An exit! Run, Shaggy!

Banzai! Woo hoo!

Come on, guys! ln the van! Hurry!

Daphne! Don't you two look beautiful. Thank you.

Ghost town? Yes, a ghost town!

Go, Scooby! Go, Scooby Doo!

Gotcha! Hey!

Gotcha. Come on, you kooks.

Like The Black Knight Ghost. Our very first case.

Like, The 1 0,000 Volt Ghost! Come on, Scoob!

Love stinks. Fred?

lt's the tough guy act. That's good.

Oh, my goodness! What the heck's going on?

Okay. Shaggy...

Scoob. What?

Scooby, turn the wheel! The round thing, Scoob!

Thanks. You're welcome.

Yeah. Okay.

Zombie. Miner 49er.

...and Coolsville digs us again. Where would he get randamonium?

...and your geographical point '' Velma!

...but you've... No.

...calm. Ahh!

...can we get your photo in this? Yes.

...for unmasking you. Are you kidding?

...monsters. Monsters.

...of our lives, Scoob. Yeah.

...that dude tried to pluck us. Yeah.

...we can't. We're screwups.

...with Coolsville's hottest detectives? Absolutely.

...your ties to recent monster attacks. l don't know nothing about no monsters.

Come on, Daph! l'm coming!

Come on, guys. We have to hurry. Come on.

Come on, Scoob. Okay.

Come on. Go get him, Fred.

Come on. Okay.

Cotton Candy Glob? Cotton Candy Glob?

Daph, are you okay? l think so.

Do you have to go to the bathroom? No, I can't in this outfit.

Do you wanna talk? Talking's for wimps.

Fred! Fred, we love you!

Get this to the Monster Hive. Us?

Go ahead. Okay.

Go long, Scoob! Okay.

Go long! Okay.

Go! We've got it, Daph!

He did it. Scoob!

He does that when he gets nerous. Sorry.

Here, Shaggy, take this. Why are you giving this to me?

Hey, gang. Jinkies!

Hey! Yipe!

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hiding is our plan. Yeah.

Hmm.... You know, Scoob...

Keep quiet, Scoob. Okay, Shaggy.

l got you. That was a joke?

l just never noticed before. Me neither.

l love her so much. May I have a word...

l want answers. Now, go! Yes, sir.

l'll go with you No! Just

Leave now or pay the price. What jerk makes that his doorbell?

Let me just get to my makeup. Daph, now?

Let's kick this investigation up to an 1 1 ! Yeah.

Like, frostbite never felt so good! Stop them!

Like, Scoob, it's me, man! Shaggy!

lmage is everything. Yes! Image is everything.

Me too! Really?

Miner 49er! Uh oh.

No way, geek! What?

No. No, but that's good too.

Now! Yes, sir!

Oh, yeah. We are in the house and ready to party.

Oh. Oh, right.

Okay. But chickens aren't good with ropes!

Old Man Wickles! Leave me alone.

Remember what I told you? Never pick your nose in public?

Right. Push the button And instead of creating monsters...

Scooby, turn the wheel! Wheel?

Scooby! Okay.

Score one for the big guys! Yay!

Shaggy! Yeah?

Shaggy? Scoob....

Shaggy? Yeah.

Sign it, please. We love you, Velma.

That dude's wearing his freak hat 24/7. Yeah.

The 1 0,000 Volt Ghost. Uh huh.

The curtains! We're on them!

Think positive! We're gonna die quickly!

This is bad. No doubt.

This place is like Clue topia, Scoob. Yeah.

Tied with what? Every other freaking day of my life!

To museums. To museums.

Twenty, 30, 40... Thanks for the cookies.

Velma, let go of the grate. So I can fall to my death?

We are detectives. Really?

We have to save Shaggy and Scooby! As usual!

We're just not. No.

We're screwups. Yeah.

We're screwups. Yeah.

What are you talking about? No way, Jose.

What do we do? What do we do?

What? Me? In a jumper? And we used to watch cable?

Where? There.

Who's driving? Uh....

Yeah. But what do we do with it?

Yeah. Let's head to The Faux Ghost...

Yeah. That was good!

Yes. That's me. l know, but....

Yo, metalhead! Yes?

You gotta trust me. No. I only trust the facts.

You know, Scoob? Yeah.

You were a dude this whole time? Of course, dummkopf.

Zoinks! Jinkies!

...50 Welcome! Sixty, 70, 80....

...a little blush...

...a pore strip...

...all the monsters will be destroyed.

...and cease to be ''loser iffic,'' ''lame tastic'' and ''suck tacular.''

...and Coolsville destroyed.

...and save the day.

...and their dumb dog!

...and there's nothing you can do about it.

...and voilà.

...are just distractions to keep you away from what really frightens you?

...as the buffoons you truly are!

...at the exploits of Mystery lncorporated.

...because we've accidentally glued our feet to rocket powered roller skates.

...before any of our other creepy conquests make a comeback.

...but l feel sorry for you because of your brother's hideous nose deformity.

...but we gotta make like your personality and split.

...but we'll always be here to help.

...by putting that book and The Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.

...caused untold damage to Coolsville's hottest new tourist attraction...

...delightfully absurd.

...Doctor Jonathan Jacobo.

...Doo!

...Dooby...

...find Wickles, and see what he knows.

...gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.

...got to believe me that I had nothing to do with

...have culminated in this one glorious moment.

...he doesn't like me.

...he quickly changed into her costume.

...in the embarrassing debacle...

...is the critical ingredient needed to make monsters.

...is to never let the other person know they're there.

...is when we accidentally plow into the Snow Ghost...

...it would certainly prove to the gang that we belong.

...Jacobo's fascination with the supernatural.

...Jones' response was disheartening to the fans who have supported them.

...just once...

...l could do the right thing on purpose.

...l'm not hot.

...like he's got rabies.

...me!

...Norville ''shaggy'' Rogers and scoobert ''Scooby Doo''...

...of the Coolsonian Criminology Museum.

...of the new Coolsonian Criminology Museum...

...on how to create your own carbon based...

...organic, composite predators.

...preoccupied with international intrigue and all....

...so l had to come here and try and get some answers.

...take the angle between the current position of the sun...

...that l like you.

...that tarnished the reputation of the once great gang.

...that there was something wrong with who we were in the first place.

...that you were some glamorous and mysterious jet setter?

...the costumes of criminals we've unmasked.

...the Old Tyme Mining Town, a summer camp for kids...

...this Evil Masked Figure is turning Coolsville into Ghoulsville.

...to get us in there without being recognized.

...to incorrectly use the interrogative pronoun in place of the relative...

...to remain...

...to turn the press against us.

...transforming more costumes.

...we could act like real detectives!

...we could stay here, do this all night, and something tells me you would...

...we did screw it up somehow.

...we're back in this old firetrap.

...where they can have an authentic mining experience.

...which he used to finance his failed experiments trying to create monsters.

...which is him, who's a her, which is you.

...which took a full two years to complete.

...while watching themselves eat it with the other eye!

...will be mine.

...with our guests of honor, the master detectives of Mystery Incorporated.

...would be to wear the right attire.

...you know l know who you know you are...

''Add the square inches of ''

''Add this point, 28 and a half feet up from sea level.''

''And subtract 9034. That's your Y axis.''

''Beware who enters the Monster Hive.

''Multiply this number ''

''Subtract one, divide by B, follow upward eight degrees north.''

''Take the square root....''

''The Faux Ghost.''

''Unmask those''? You sound like....

''your X axis.''