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Bad Boys "Bad Boys" is a thrilling action-comedy film released in 1995, directed by Michael Bay. Starring Will Smith and

Bad Boys

"Bad Boys" is a thrilling action-comedy film released in 1995, directed by Michael Bay. Starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, this movie revolves around the hilarious yet dangerous adventures of two Miami narcotics detectives, Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett.

Will Smith portrays the charismatic and smooth-talking detective Mike Lowrey, while Martin Lawrence brings his comedic talents to the role of Marcus Burnett, the protective family man. Their chemistry on screen is undeniable, creating a perfect blend of intense action and laugh-out-loud comedy.

The plot kicks off when a stash of heroin is stolen from the police station headquarters. Mike and Marcus are assigned to work together to catch the culprits and recover the drugs before they are flooded into the streets of Miami. From high-speed car chases to explosive shootouts, the duo takes viewers on an adrenaline-filled rollercoaster ride.

Joining the cast is TĂ©a Leoni as Julie Mott, a witness to a murder connected to the stolen drugs. As Mike and Marcus work to protect her, they become entangled in a web of deception and betrayal that tests their partnership. Their contrasting personalities lead to hilarious banter and memorable one-liners that have become iconic in pop culture.

The film's success can be attributed to the perfect balance of action, comedy, and chemistry between the lead actors. It spawned a franchise, with two sequels following in 2003 and 2020, both continuing the thrilling escapades of Mike and Marcus.

In addition to the film, the "Bad Boys" song, performed by the renowned musical duo Inner Circle, became synonymous with the franchise. Released in 1993, this reggae-infused track perfectly captures the energy and excitement of the movie. With its catchy chorus and infectious beat, it became an instant hit and has remained popular ever since.

Luckily, fans can still enjoy the sounds of "Bad Boys" anytime they want. By visiting the official movie website, they can easily find a link to play and download the sounds associated with the franchise. Whether it's the adrenaline-pumping soundtrack or memorable quotes from Mike and Marcus, these sounds bring back the excitement and nostalgia of the beloved film series.

"Bad Boys" is an unforgettable movie experience that combines heart-stopping action, hilarious comedy, and a phenomenal cast. With Will Smith and Martin Lawrence leading the way, viewers are guaranteed a wild ride through the mean streets of Miami. And now, with the ability to play and download the sounds associated with the franchise, fans can relive the excitement whenever they please. So buckle up, grab your popcorn, and get ready to join the Bad Boys for a wild and unforgettable ride!

A joke.
A joke.
A policeman shot on South Miami and first street.
A policeman shot on South Miami and first street.
Actually, this guy called me this morning, desperate every two hours
Actually, this guy called me this morning, desperate every two hours
Actually, your baloney has about 30 names,
Actually, your baloney has about 30 names,
Ah, shit!
Ah, shit!
Ah.
Ah.
Ahh, damn.
Ahh, damn.
Ain't nothin' goin' on between me and Theresa.
Ain't nothin' goin' on between me and Theresa.
Ain't this a bitch?
Ain't this a bitch?
All I ever wanted to be was a cop. I get up early and take it to the Max every day.
All I ever wanted to be was a cop. I get up early and take it to the Max every day.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, this guy is paintin' me into a corner.
All right, this guy is paintin' me into a corner.
All right? What's up? P.M.S.?
All right? What's up? P.M.S.?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. How things goin' with the kids?
All right. How things goin' with the kids?
All that heroin. Gone.
All that heroin. Gone.
All visitors must be announced!
All visitors must be announced!
Always have (JULIE TALKING, INDISTINCT)
Always have (JULIE TALKING, INDISTINCT)
Always makin' it hard on yourself, jojo.
Always makin' it hard on yourself, jojo.
Am I turning into the guest that won't leave?
Am I turning into the guest that won't leave?
An out of work photographer who doesn't know how to cook.
An out of work photographer who doesn't know how to cook.
And 20 in cash.
And 20 in cash.
And can you please drive this thing? Please drive!
And can you please drive this thing? Please drive!
And gimme a pack of tropical fruit bubblicious.
And gimme a pack of tropical fruit bubblicious.
And he left us nothin' but a big "fuck you."
And he left us nothin' but a big "fuck you."
And how about the wire transfers?
And how about the wire transfers?
And I been your boy all my life.
And I been your boy all my life.
And I forgot all the pictures was here.
And I forgot all the pictures was here.
And I was Max Logan's best friend.
And I was Max Logan's best friend.
And I will make my deal.
And I will make my deal.
And I, you know, obviously seem to be kind of a major glitch
And I, you know, obviously seem to be kind of a major glitch
And I'll only talk to Mike Lowrey.
And I'll only talk to Mike Lowrey.
And if we rush it, we're gonna have a lot of drugs that we can't sell.
And if we rush it, we're gonna have a lot of drugs that we can't sell.
And it's right back on, baby.
And it's right back on, baby.
And Mike will all be very happy livin' here.
And Mike will all be very happy livin' here.
And next time you have to kill 'em,
And next time you have to kill 'em,
And she said if she ever needed anything
And she said if she ever needed anything
And so it required the taking off of the ring, that's all, for a second.
And so it required the taking off of the ring, that's all, for a second.
And some skittles.
And some skittles.
And that would be the tall one or the short one?
And that would be the tall one or the short one?
And the girl? (EDDIE) Nobody.
And the girl? (EDDIE) Nobody.
And there's gonna be some jolly young men who wanna party.
And there's gonna be some jolly young men who wanna party.
And there's some of our high grade heroin over there.
And there's some of our high grade heroin over there.
And they put it into this machine and grind it all up.
And they put it into this machine and grind it all up.
And this french guy, they took some really horrible pictures of me.
And this french guy, they took some really horrible pictures of me.
And we're not walkin' away from this bust. I don't give a shit what she says.
And we're not walkin' away from this bust. I don't give a shit what she says.
And while we're discussin' my ass? I damn near got it blown off.
And while we're discussin' my ass? I damn near got it blown off.
And you chuck it on me
And you chuck it on me
And you chuck it on your father
And you chuck it on your father
And you chuck it on your father
And you chuck it on your father
And you chuck it on your sister
And you chuck it on your sister
And you, you're you. You be you, but not in front of her.
And you, you're you. You be you, but not in front of her.
And your kids? They're good?
And your kids? They're good?
And, uh, just, uh, well, you know, like our situation.
And, uh, just, uh, well, you know, like our situation.
Anything for you, but I can't get in. I tried.
Anything for you, but I can't get in. I tried.
Anything like that you could swing at me, do you?
Anything like that you could swing at me, do you?
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Are there any new guys partying a lot, spending a lot of money?
Are there any new guys partying a lot, spending a lot of money?
Are you listenin' to me, baby? I said Mi I read a book...
Are you listenin' to me, baby? I said Mi I read a book...
Are you trying to blow this whole case?
Are you trying to blow this whole case?
As far as I am concerned, you can keep the wedding ring in your pocket.
As far as I am concerned, you can keep the wedding ring in your pocket.
Aside from that fact, I'll tell you something else.
Aside from that fact, I'll tell you something else.
At your home, all right? I can handle goin' to your place.
At your home, all right? I can handle goin' to your place.
Baby
Baby
Baby, it's my job. It's what it requires.
Baby, it's my job. It's what it requires.
Baby, she's a material witness. That
Baby, she's a material witness. That
Back up. Don't need no help.
Back up. Don't need no help.
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, whatcha want
Bad boys, whatcha want
Because I know what it looks like. Did you get my message?
Because I know what it looks like. Did you get my message?
Because if we don't, they're gonna kill her.
Because if we don't, they're gonna kill her.
Because this had to have been an inside job, and I'm gonna find out about it.
Because this had to have been an inside job, and I'm gonna find out about it.
Believe me, we wanted to tell you.
Believe me, we wanted to tell you.
Believe me. Did you did you sleep in the bed? You didn't feel the dents?
Believe me. Did you did you sleep in the bed? You didn't feel the dents?
Besides, you know, this is illegal.
Besides, you know, this is illegal.
Blow me? What the fuck? No. Hump me. That's all right.
Blow me? What the fuck? No. Hump me. That's all right.
Blue convertible, two visible occupants. Check it out, all right?
Blue convertible, two visible occupants. Check it out, all right?
Bookie.
Bookie.
Born of a mother with the love of a father
Born of a mother with the love of a father
Both police officers involved in the incident...
Both police officers involved in the incident...
Boy, everybody's 'bout the motherfuckin' jokes today, ain't they? Hello?
Boy, everybody's 'bout the motherfuckin' jokes today, ain't they? Hello?
Boy, your daddy has that same problem. I got the ears.
Boy, your daddy has that same problem. I got the ears.
Bring me a coke, Mike. Baby, you want a coke?
Bring me a coke, Mike. Baby, you want a coke?
Bullshit. I am feeling much better, though, thank you.
Bullshit. I am feeling much better, though, thank you.
Burnett! Come here. Come here!
Burnett! Come here. Come here!
But guess what the good news is. I got a witness.
But guess what the good news is. I got a witness.
But he got to deal with us today.
But he got to deal with us today.
But I got the ring. Look, I just put my hand
But I got the ring. Look, I just put my hand
But I had a perfectly good shot at him. If your friend action Jackson over here
But I had a perfectly good shot at him. If your friend action Jackson over here
But I never gave them you or the girl!
But I never gave them you or the girl!
But it couldn't have been him; He was killed in prison. What about his crew?
But it couldn't have been him; He was killed in prison. What about his crew?
But let me tell you something.
But let me tell you something.
But no, you got to go off by yourself.
But no, you got to go off by yourself.
But that's not important 'cause it's not like it's your job to protect people.
But that's not important 'cause it's not like it's your job to protect people.
But until then until then, you are Mike Lowrey.
But until then until then, you are Mike Lowrey.
But you all right. You cool.
But you all right. You cool.
But you know what? They just out there for you to listen to people's problems.
But you know what? They just out there for you to listen to people's problems.
But, oh, yeah, my partner can get some quality times.
But, oh, yeah, my partner can get some quality times.
By the time we figured out how, we'd be out of a job.
By the time we figured out how, we'd be out of a job.
Call you from here. Don't let him up. Don't let him up.
Call you from here. Don't let him up. Don't let him up.
Can handle it, but I'm worryin' about me.
Can handle it, but I'm worryin' about me.
Can somebody talk to me, please? Can I know what's goin' on?
Can somebody talk to me, please? Can I know what's goin' on?
Can we have the keys? Mike wanted me to go to this gunfight.
Can we have the keys? Mike wanted me to go to this gunfight.
Can we help you?
Can we help you?
Can you go down, have a coke and a smile, please?
Can you go down, have a coke and a smile, please?
Can you please do some work?
Can you please do some work?
Can you stop so I can talk to you, please?
Can you stop so I can talk to you, please?
Can you, um, um, um,
Can you, um, um, um,
Can't be in Cleveland.
Can't be in Cleveland.
Captain, these fools could have gotten a look at my license plate last night.
Captain, these fools could have gotten a look at my license plate last night.
Check it, Lowrey. We got two days left. Let's try to do this right.
Check it, Lowrey. We got two days left. Let's try to do this right.
Chet I got a magazine and everything.
Chet I got a magazine and everything.
Chet, trust me on this, okay?
Chet, trust me on this, okay?
Chet. Hey, Mr. Lowrey.
Chet. Hey, Mr. Lowrey.
Clear. We're in.
Clear. We're in.
Cleveland? I have never
Cleveland? I have never
Come here, come here. Dukie, dukie, whatever.
Come here, come here. Dukie, dukie, whatever.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, come on! Let's go! Get out of here!
Come on, come on! Let's go! Get out of here!
Come on, Francine. This Eddie dominguez file cannot be that hard to get into.
Come on, Francine. This Eddie dominguez file cannot be that hard to get into.
Come on! Move your ass! Let's go. Let's go!
Come on! Move your ass! Let's go. Let's go!
Come on. Marcus will kill us if he finds out. Give it to me.
Come on. Marcus will kill us if he finds out. Give it to me.
Come on. That shit be havin' a slant. It's a
Come on. That shit be havin' a slant. It's a
Come. Sit. Okay.
Come. Sit. Okay.
Computer. You're not taking care of shit.
Computer. You're not taking care of shit.
Could be the party I'm looking for.
Could be the party I'm looking for.
Could turn this nightmare into a media frenzy.
Could turn this nightmare into a media frenzy.
Cover her.
Cover her.
Dad, at school, people say I look weird.
Dad, at school, people say I look weird.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn.
Damn.
Damn. I must have left some incense burnin'.
Damn. I must have left some incense burnin'.
Damn. Mmm.
Damn. Mmm.
Damn. Um nah, I went undercover.
Damn. Um nah, I went undercover.
Damn. What are you weighin', 350?
Damn. What are you weighin', 350?
Dead guy. Dead guy.
Dead guy. Dead guy.
Definitely be an inside job. Don't rule it out.
Definitely be an inside job. Don't rule it out.
Deposit confirmation requested.
Deposit confirmation requested.
Desi was the brains behind the whole thing.
Desi was the brains behind the whole thing.
Detective Burnett. How are ya?
Detective Burnett. How are ya?
Did you go to college?
Did you go to college?
Did you have a date last night?
Did you have a date last night?
Did you have sweet dreams?
Did you have sweet dreams?
Do it real fast, real well. We're lookin' for a real pro, jojo.
Do it real fast, real well. We're lookin' for a real pro, jojo.
Do it!
Do it!
Do something that helps this case. Boy
Do something that helps this case. Boy
Do that now.
Do that now.
Do what? That's flesh...
Do what? That's flesh...
Do you know how many chemicals are in this stuff?
Do you know how many chemicals are in this stuff?
Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through
Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through
Do you understand? I understand.
Do you understand? I understand.
Doesn't that piss you off? (RUIZ) That pisses the fuck out of me.
Doesn't that piss you off? (RUIZ) That pisses the fuck out of me.
Don't "honey baby" me. You smell like perfume.
Don't "honey baby" me. You smell like perfume.
Don't be alarmed. We're n****es.
Don't be alarmed. We're n****es.
Don't be lookin' at me. I said, yeah, "I love you." I said that shit.
Don't be lookin' at me. I said, yeah, "I love you." I said that shit.
Don't blow the case.
Don't blow the case.
Don't bring it here! Don't bring it here, all right!
Don't bring it here! Don't bring it here, all right!
Don't deny me this.
Don't deny me this.
Don't do anything. Just call me with their location.
Don't do anything. Just call me with their location.
Don't even breathe, you knucklehead!
Don't even breathe, you knucklehead!
Don't ever say I wasn't there for you. (PANTING)
Don't ever say I wasn't there for you. (PANTING)
Don't fuck with me. One main guy.
Don't fuck with me. One main guy.
Don't get me started. Get outta the car.
Don't get me started. Get outta the car.
Don't give me that crap. You're on your way to being reassigned!
Don't give me that crap. You're on your way to being reassigned!
Don't go tellin' my son your sleazy sex stories.
Don't go tellin' my son your sleazy sex stories.
Don't kiss me. I don't know where your lips were last night.
Don't kiss me. I don't know where your lips were last night.
Don't let me have to come down to school.
Don't let me have to come down to school.
Don't worry. I'll keep everybody calm until my backup arrives.
Don't worry. I'll keep everybody calm until my backup arrives.
Don't you feel a little... funny?
Don't you feel a little... funny?
Don't you know you're human being?
Don't you know you're human being?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Down here. Yeah. It's totally fucked.
Down here. Yeah. It's totally fucked.
Duckin' and weavin' up and down.
Duckin' and weavin' up and down.
Ears, stuff like that
Ears, stuff like that
Eddie... It's my family now.
Eddie... It's my family now.
Eddie's got some favors to play with.
Eddie's got some favors to play with.
English.
English.
Enjoy yourself. Relax.
Enjoy yourself. Relax.
Enough with the smooth shit. It's not gonna work anymore.
Enough with the smooth shit. It's not gonna work anymore.
Enough! Please!
Enough! Please!
Especially since they think you some rich kid playin' cop.
Especially since they think you some rich kid playin' cop.
Every junkie in America will be high off our bust.
Every junkie in America will be high off our bust.
Everybody wants to be like Mike.
Everybody wants to be like Mike.
Everything's gonna be all right. Trust me. Hey
Everything's gonna be all right. Trust me. Hey
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am.
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am.
Excuse me? Mike said that we're going to a club.
Excuse me? Mike said that we're going to a club.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. That was crazy Yvette.
Excuse me. That was crazy Yvette.
Extremely flammable ether.
Extremely flammable ether.
F.B.I., d.E.A., they got nothin' on him.
F.B.I., d.E.A., they got nothin' on him.
Family's the most important thing, you know. Is it?
Family's the most important thing, you know. Is it?
Feel like I had a million of 'em. (SWITCHBLADE CLICKING)
Feel like I had a million of 'em. (SWITCHBLADE CLICKING)
Find out who she worked for and find out where she lives.
Find out who she worked for and find out where she lives.
Fine, lady. Where would you feel safe?
Fine, lady. Where would you feel safe?
Fine. Fine.
Fine. Fine.
Fine. It look like a chip of shit.
Fine. It look like a chip of shit.
Fine. Split up, check around. Meet you at the bar in ten minutes.
Fine. Split up, check around. Meet you at the bar in ten minutes.
Fine. That helps. From here, okay? Okay. All right.
Fine. That helps. From here, okay? Okay. All right.
For years, Sinclair has been up my ass, tryin' to pin somethin' on me.
For years, Sinclair has been up my ass, tryin' to pin somethin' on me.
For you to even let some dumb shit like that creep up in your mind
For you to even let some dumb shit like that creep up in your mind
For yourselves? A little gift from me to you.
For yourselves? A little gift from me to you.
Forget about it. I'll just deduct it from the hundreds of favors I owe you.
Forget about it. I'll just deduct it from the hundreds of favors I owe you.
Former cop, okay? We got rid of him a long time ago.
Former cop, okay? We got rid of him a long time ago.
Fouchet, we're still friends.
Fouchet, we're still friends.
Fouchet. Fouchet, I think.
Fouchet. Fouchet, I think.
Francine, can I please have the parole jacket on Noah trafficante?
Francine, can I please have the parole jacket on Noah trafficante?
Freeze, mother bitches!
Freeze, mother bitches!
From now on, that's how you drive!
From now on, that's how you drive!
Fuck off, barkin' ass dog! Shut up!
Fuck off, barkin' ass dog! Shut up!
Fuck that. Fuck that! I'm not goin' down over this shit!
Fuck that. Fuck that! I'm not goin' down over this shit!
Fuckin' Marcus, are you talkin' to me?
Fuckin' Marcus, are you talkin' to me?
Fuckin' egghead motherfucker. He got four eyes and glasses.
Fuckin' egghead motherfucker. He got four eyes and glasses.
Fuckin' errand boy, that's what you are.
Fuckin' errand boy, that's what you are.
Fuckin' shoes suck. Get her!
Fuckin' shoes suck. Get her!
Gay. (SCOFFS) If I was, I'd change the d****s in this motherfucker.
Gay. (SCOFFS) If I was, I'd change the d****s in this motherfucker.
Gee, Julie. What have you been up to the last couple days?
Gee, Julie. What have you been up to the last couple days?
Get down!
Get down!
Get her!
Get her!
Get in the car!
Get in the car!
Get in the car!
Get in the car!
Get in, Mike! Come on!
Get in, Mike! Come on!
Get it done, goddamn it.
Get it done, goddamn it.
Get it up. Well, maybe we'll check it out.
Get it up. Well, maybe we'll check it out.
Get out of the car.
Get out of the car.
Get outta here, all right? If you don't stop
Get outta here, all right? If you don't stop
Get the dog! Get my dog! Here, doggie!
Get the dog! Get my dog! Here, doggie!
Get the fuck outta here, man. Where's Julie?
Get the fuck outta here, man. Where's Julie?
Get to this address now. I'll wait 'til Mike
Get to this address now. I'll wait 'til Mike
Get up!
Get up!
Gimme a name. Gimme a goddamn name!
Gimme a name. Gimme a goddamn name!
Give me the address. All right. Okay.
Give me the address. All right. Okay.
Give me the bat! You want to go out? Fine! You don't want to believe me,
Give me the bat! You want to go out? Fine! You don't want to believe me,
Given what your job. What you do.
Given what your job. What you do.
Gives him ideas. Why you puttin' me in this?
Gives him ideas. Why you puttin' me in this?
Gives me a rush. Uh, look,
Gives me a rush. Uh, look,
Go after 'em! I'll go around front. I got 'em.
Go after 'em! I'll go around front. I got 'em.
Go ahead. Burn it off, baby.
Go ahead. Burn it off, baby.
Go back. Go back.
Go back. Go back.
Go upstairs and take this. Take it!
Go upstairs and take this. Take it!
Go, go, go, go! Watch it! Watch it!
Go, go, go, go! Watch it! Watch it!
Go, go, go. All right, all right. I'll do it. Yeah.
Go, go, go. All right, all right. I'll do it. Yeah.
Go, goddamn it!
Go, goddamn it!
Go, goddamn it! Go, go, go!
Go, goddamn it! Go, go, go!
Go, goddamn it! Go! Okay, okay.
Go, goddamn it! Go! Okay, okay.
Go!
Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Let's go! (JULIE) You're cops! Why are we running away?
Go! Let's go! (JULIE) You're cops! Why are we running away?
Go.
Go.
Go. Titty titty, strutty strutty.
Go. Titty titty, strutty strutty.
Goin', goin' shit. A little off.
Goin', goin' shit. A little off.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good to see you. Have fun.
Good to see you. Have fun.
Got me climbin' like a fuckin' chimp!
Got me climbin' like a fuckin' chimp!
Got my babies in the house.
Got my babies in the house.
Got some jewelry for you. Ah!
Got some jewelry for you. Ah!
Gun right up to his head. They're gonna shoot each other. This is unbelievable.
Gun right up to his head. They're gonna shoot each other. This is unbelievable.
Guys, ho! Ho! Hey!
Guys, ho! Ho! Hey!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Don't laugh!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Don't laugh!
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Half naked women popping by tonight that I should know about?
Half naked women popping by tonight that I should know about?
He ain't even worth killin', man.
He ain't even worth killin', man.
He ain't worth it! Do you want some?
He ain't worth it! Do you want some?
He didn't mention it to me.
He didn't mention it to me.
He didn't tell you I was comin' in the airport early?
He didn't tell you I was comin' in the airport early?
He doesn't talk that way. Talk like him like him! Try to talk sexy.
He doesn't talk that way. Talk like him like him! Try to talk sexy.
He gets kinda nervous in new surroundings and
He gets kinda nervous in new surroundings and
He got a rich mama and daddy who live out in coconut grove.
He got a rich mama and daddy who live out in coconut grove.
He just shits, huh? Yeah, it's sort of it's like marking his territory.
He just shits, huh? Yeah, it's sort of it's like marking his territory.
He sells the ventilation plans to the bad guys. He gets rich, but he gets dead.
He sells the ventilation plans to the bad guys. He gets rich, but he gets dead.
He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife.
He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife.
He works at club hell. Thank you.
He works at club hell. Thank you.
He'll kill the girl anyway. We're not gonna let her die.
He'll kill the girl anyway. We're not gonna let her die.
He's a motherfuckin' joke.
He's a motherfuckin' joke.
He's been feeling upset and having diarrhea and throwing up all morning.
He's been feeling upset and having diarrhea and throwing up all morning.
He's followin' up this Lois fields lead.
He's followin' up this Lois fields lead.
He's in there! (MIKE) Here! Go!
He's in there! (MIKE) Here! Go!
He's workin' out of his house this week. That's the number.
He's workin' out of his house this week. That's the number.
Hell of a night. I'm goin' to bed.
Hell of a night. I'm goin' to bed.
Hello, police? I just saw something terrible:
Hello, police? I just saw something terrible:
Hello! We're your new neighbors.
Hello! We're your new neighbors.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? The guy's got a Cannon!
Hello? The guy's got a Cannon!
Hello. Hello?
Hello. Hello?
Here that I think you need to know about.
Here that I think you need to know about.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you go. (JOINTS CRACKING) Ahh!
Here you go. (JOINTS CRACKING) Ahh!
Here's where it is, right here. Point blank, up close and personal.
Here's where it is, right here. Point blank, up close and personal.
Hey, baby! Hey, Francine. Where's Howard?
Hey, baby! Hey, Francine. Where's Howard?
Hey, do you want me to yell at you? 'Cause I can do that.
Hey, do you want me to yell at you? 'Cause I can do that.
Hey, does it look like I care? Whatever it takes, all right?
Hey, does it look like I care? Whatever it takes, all right?
Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Here we go.
Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Here we go.
Hey, how much is that?
Hey, how much is that?
Hey, listen, are there any other totally hysterical...
Hey, listen, are there any other totally hysterical...
Hey, look. Wh wh where's your cup holders?
Hey, look. Wh wh where's your cup holders?
Hey, man, back up off me, okay? I'm doin' an illegal favor for you.
Hey, man, back up off me, okay? I'm doin' an illegal favor for you.
Hey, man, the transaction is done, all right?
Hey, man, the transaction is done, all right?
Hey, man. Don't play like that, okay?
Hey, man. Don't play like that, okay?
Hey, man. Why you got to call my place a zoo?
Hey, man. Why you got to call my place a zoo?
Hey, Mike, who's the guy in all the photographs?
Hey, Mike, who's the guy in all the photographs?
Hey, the chick. Look. No, no, no. The chick!
Hey, the chick. Look. No, no, no. The chick!
Hey, this is real cop stuff. This is not Charlie's angels.
Hey, this is real cop stuff. This is not Charlie's angels.
Hey, we got anything, Francine?
Hey, we got anything, Francine?
Hey, what are you doing? Get oh, look.
Hey, what are you doing? Get oh, look.
Hey, y you ain't with the bad guys now. You with the cops.
Hey, y you ain't with the bad guys now. You with the cops.
Hey! Shut up!
Hey! Shut up!
Hey. Ooh, I can't believe she went there on you.
Hey. Ooh, I can't believe she went there on you.
Hi. Can I help you?
Hi. Can I help you?
Hi. You like Al Capone, don't you?
Hi. You like Al Capone, don't you?
Hi. You must be Max. Welcome.
Hi. You must be Max. Welcome.
His ass upstairs. Supposed to be my boy. You motherfucker!
His ass upstairs. Supposed to be my boy. You motherfucker!
Ho! What did I say? Did you hear what I said?
Ho! What did I say? Did you hear what I said?
Ho. Ho ho. Oh, that's cold.
Ho. Ho ho. Oh, that's cold.
Hold it. You know Sinclair got every phone in the damn station tapped.
Hold it. You know Sinclair got every phone in the damn station tapped.
Hold on, please. Talk to her.
Hold on, please. Talk to her.
Hold on. This is some funny shit.
Hold on. This is some funny shit.
Hold the fuck on! All right, you want some bad enough? Come get some!
Hold the fuck on! All right, you want some bad enough? Come get some!
Hours. I could go upstairs and watch the door.
Hours. I could go upstairs and watch the door.
How 'bout there goes our only lead to Max's killer?
How 'bout there goes our only lead to Max's killer?
How could you say that?
How could you say that?
How did you miss 'em? Hey, you fat fuck!
How did you miss 'em? Hey, you fat fuck!
How do I know it's Mike Lowrey?
How do I know it's Mike Lowrey?
How do you make contact?
How do you make contact?
How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gunfight to go get the car?
How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gunfight to go get the car?
How's that potty trainin' thing goin'? (LAUGHS)
How's that potty trainin' thing goin'? (LAUGHS)
Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh!
Huh? Um
Huh? Um
I ain't even gonna, you know nah.
I ain't even gonna, you know nah.
I ain't got time for these games. This is the witness.
I ain't got time for these games. This is the witness.
I am from the middle east! I kill before. I kill again!
I am from the middle east! I kill before. I kill again!
I am on the verge of solving this case.
I am on the verge of solving this case.
I been beat three times since we been out here.
I been beat three times since we been out here.
I been pagin' you all night. We got a situation
I been pagin' you all night. We got a situation
I bet his wife's enjoying the smoothness right this minute.
I bet his wife's enjoying the smoothness right this minute.
I bet you a big popeye chicken eatin' motherfucker, ain't you?
I bet you a big popeye chicken eatin' motherfucker, ain't you?
I bet you it's up in the old hangar section.
I bet you it's up in the old hangar section.
I blow you! Then I blow you!
I blow you! Then I blow you!
I brought you my family.
I brought you my family.
I can't be shacked up with that woman!
I can't be shacked up with that woman!
I can't believe I let you see it. Uh! Motherfucker!
I can't believe I let you see it. Uh! Motherfucker!
I can't believe she made it!
I can't believe she made it!
I can't believe you. Somethin' wrong with you. There is?
I can't believe you. Somethin' wrong with you. There is?
I can't imagine the kind of woman...
I can't imagine the kind of woman...
I can't remember the last time that we fell asleep together.
I can't remember the last time that we fell asleep together.
I can't work with that kind of stupidity! Stupidity?
I can't work with that kind of stupidity! Stupidity?
I cannot believe you complainin'.
I cannot believe you complainin'.
I care about Max also.
I care about Max also.
I come with the thunder.
I come with the thunder.
I confuse my own shit. Uh
I confuse my own shit. Uh
I damn near had to pass a pop quiz before she believed I was him.
I damn near had to pass a pop quiz before she believed I was him.
I didn't ask how he feels. I said, "what did he see?"
I didn't ask how he feels. I said, "what did he see?"
I didn't mean to offend you. It's like okay to be a homosexual, Mike.
I didn't mean to offend you. It's like okay to be a homosexual, Mike.
I do. You're cool, man.
I do. You're cool, man.
I don't care if you go bald. Get it and let's go.
I don't care if you go bald. Get it and let's go.
I don't care what they say. Tell 'em you're making a delivery for Mr. fouchet.
I don't care what they say. Tell 'em you're making a delivery for Mr. fouchet.
I don't care what you say.
I don't care what you say.
I don't care. I don't care! The ether that
I don't care. I don't care! The ether that
I don't even taste the salt now. (TAPPING KEYBOARD)
I don't even taste the salt now. (TAPPING KEYBOARD)
I don't get it. (PHONE RINGING)
I don't get it. (PHONE RINGING)
I don't give a damn about his personal files. The man's dead. Un block it.
I don't give a damn about his personal files. The man's dead. Un block it.
I don't have one. What do you mean you don't have one?
I don't have one. What do you mean you don't have one?
I don't know nothin' about it. I'm sick of this bullshit!
I don't know nothin' about it. I'm sick of this bullshit!
I don't know what you're gonna tell 'em. Why can't he go? Why can't you go?
I don't know what you're gonna tell 'em. Why can't he go? Why can't you go?
I don't know, steel, and I'm feeling
I don't know, steel, and I'm feeling
I don't know. I was too busy tryin' to keep a bullet out your ass.
I don't know. I was too busy tryin' to keep a bullet out your ass.
I don't mind bats swung at my head, bullets damn near grazin' my ass.
I don't mind bats swung at my head, bullets damn near grazin' my ass.
I don't play that shit. Ahh!
I don't play that shit. Ahh!
I don't see any girl. There's no girl.
I don't see any girl. There's no girl.
I figure since I'm gonna be like Mike, I might as well dress like Mike.
I figure since I'm gonna be like Mike, I might as well dress like Mike.
I forgot all about that. He looked cute like that, I think.
I forgot all about that. He looked cute like that, I think.
I give you badges! Here, 99 cents each! I sell you some.
I give you badges! Here, 99 cents each! I sell you some.
I got a better idea. I'm getting off in two
I got a better idea. I'm getting off in two
I got her. Bullshit. I got her. I got her.
I got her. Bullshit. I got her. I got her.
I got married so I could stop lyin'.
I got married so I could stop lyin'.
I got the address in the in the office.
I got the address in the in the office.
I got you connected inside!
I got you connected inside!
I gotta call the wife. Whose wife?
I gotta call the wife. Whose wife?
I gotta get my dogs. Come here, dukie.
I gotta get my dogs. Come here, dukie.
I guess they want us to come in, take a peek.
I guess they want us to come in, take a peek.
I guess we should just leave.
I guess we should just leave.
I guess when you guys get back,
I guess when you guys get back,
I had to sleep on my couch. I wake up this
I had to sleep on my couch. I wake up this
I had to stash her somewhere her and her dogs, Luke and dukie.
I had to stash her somewhere her and her dogs, Luke and dukie.
I hadn't really thought about it much.
I hadn't really thought about it much.
I have a family to look after. My wife will kill my ass!
I have a family to look after. My wife will kill my ass!
I have their mobile phone number.
I have their mobile phone number.
I haven't killed anybody yet today, captain.
I haven't killed anybody yet today, captain.
I hear three little Burnetts comin' down the hall. Oh, you're cold!
I hear three little Burnetts comin' down the hall. Oh, you're cold!
I heard what I said 'cause I was standin' there when I said it.
I heard what I said 'cause I was standin' there when I said it.
I I I'm just an errand boy.
I I I'm just an errand boy.
I I know. So let me m Marcus. Marcus. Marcus.
I I know. So let me m Marcus. Marcus. Marcus.
I I'm just here to help you.
I I'm just here to help you.
I just hang out with stupid ass friends that drive stupid ass cars...
I just hang out with stupid ass friends that drive stupid ass cars...
I just I just I just (THERESA) Mike?
I just I just I just (THERESA) Mike?
I just put a bullet in the chemist who fucked with my timetable.
I just put a bullet in the chemist who fucked with my timetable.
I keep tellin' you in Max's line of work, she definitely gets the 411.
I keep tellin' you in Max's line of work, she definitely gets the 411.
I knew it! I didn't even have to call the fuckin' psychic line!
I knew it! I didn't even have to call the fuckin' psychic line!
I knew Max, okay?
I knew Max, okay?
I know sometimes you wanna let go
I know sometimes you wanna let go
I know that it's no time to joke, but remember in the movie
I know that it's no time to joke, but remember in the movie
I know. I know. I've seen police. W w what are you?
I know. I know. I've seen police. W w what are you?
I like a woman who takes pride in her appearance.
I like a woman who takes pride in her appearance.
I love knowing that one leak, one headline,
I love knowing that one leak, one headline,
I love you too, man.
I love you too, man.
I love you, man. Fuck you, Marcus.
I love you, man. Fuck you, Marcus.
I love you, Marcus.
I love you, Marcus.
I mean like... funny.
I mean like... funny.
I mean, he's still out there. Oh.
I mean, he's still out there. Oh.
I mean, he's very... Sort of take charge.
I mean, he's very... Sort of take charge.
I mean, maybe it was all the guns and stuff.
I mean, maybe it was all the guns and stuff.
I need a SWAT team, helicopters
I need a SWAT team, helicopters
I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peezi ass head.
I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peezi ass head.
I need to talk to detective Mike Lowrey.
I need to talk to detective Mike Lowrey.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I needed to blow off a little steam after the, uh, the move, you know?
I needed to blow off a little steam after the, uh, the move, you know?
I offered to pay Mike for the cleaning. He wouldn't hear of it.
I offered to pay Mike for the cleaning. He wouldn't hear of it.
I recognize you from every one of the photographs.
I recognize you from every one of the photographs.
I runnin' out. I got a shirt open. You see Mike. He half butt naked.
I runnin' out. I got a shirt open. You see Mike. He half butt naked.
I saw the whole thing.
I saw the whole thing.
I see you treat yourself well, Eddie.
I see you treat yourself well, Eddie.
I staked out all night in the back of that jalopy too. I think I earned a peek.
I staked out all night in the back of that jalopy too. I think I earned a peek.
I suddenly feel a little case of it comin' on right now.
I suddenly feel a little case of it comin' on right now.
I think I will call you. (GRUNTS)
I think I will call you. (GRUNTS)
I think I've heard this before.
I think I've heard this before.
I think it's more than just wired.
I think it's more than just wired.
I think these guys are about to make a move.
I think these guys are about to make a move.
I think you mean to say, "get our asses down there, please," captain.
I think you mean to say, "get our asses down there, please," captain.
I thought he was supposed to be the smooth one.
I thought he was supposed to be the smooth one.
I thought maybe they were, you know, pictures of your lover.
I thought maybe they were, you know, pictures of your lover.
I told you already, I'm in the rubber business now, man.
I told you already, I'm in the rubber business now, man.
I told you to secure a witness.
I told you to secure a witness.
I wanna get back to my life the way it was. I'm tired.
I wanna get back to my life the way it was. I'm tired.
I wanna lick 'em. (PHONE RINGING)
I wanna lick 'em. (PHONE RINGING)
I wanna meet who whupped shaft's ass, that's what I wanna do.
I wanna meet who whupped shaft's ass, that's what I wanna do.
I want motherfuckin' swimmin' ducks in here. Whoa, whoa.
I want motherfuckin' swimmin' ducks in here. Whoa, whoa.
I was gettin' 'em all in before you showed up.
I was gettin' 'em all in before you showed up.
I was gonna invite you guys.
I was gonna invite you guys.
I was gonna throw that out. I just want a new look.
I was gonna throw that out. I just want a new look.
I was just pausin'.
I was just pausin'.
I was looking for my two keys of dope, and now I know where they are.
I was looking for my two keys of dope, and now I know where they are.
I watched them shoot her like she was nothing.
I watched them shoot her like she was nothing.
I will knock you the fuck out!
I will knock you the fuck out!
I won't be long. Oh, it's legal.
I won't be long. Oh, it's legal.
I wouldn't be buyin' shit from Denny's. I don't like the way we been treated.
I wouldn't be buyin' shit from Denny's. I don't like the way we been treated.
I'd actually take that as a compliment if I didn't know you so well.
I'd actually take that as a compliment if I didn't know you so well.
I'd have dunked it on your ass.
I'd have dunked it on your ass.
I'd like to squeeze your little fuckin' head, you bastard.
I'd like to squeeze your little fuckin' head, you bastard.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll bust your ass too!
I'll bust your ass too!
I'll do anything you want.
I'll do anything you want.
I'll kill you if you stop running!
I'll kill you if you stop running!
I'll scratch whatever you want me to, you blue eyed bitch!
I'll scratch whatever you want me to, you blue eyed bitch!
I'll sit down for, you know, for a minute.
I'll sit down for, you know, for a minute.
I'll tell you what I know. I don't know everything.
I'll tell you what I know. I don't know everything.
I'm a (GAGGING) I'm gonna
I'm a (GAGGING) I'm gonna
I'm a narcotics cop.
I'm a narcotics cop.
I'm all right. Why don't we catch up later?
I'm all right. Why don't we catch up later?
I'm always takin' it for you, right? Do it for me.
I'm always takin' it for you, right? Do it for me.
I'm cool, man. Don't need no help. Please, back up.
I'm cool, man. Don't need no help. Please, back up.
I'm Eddie. To the Al Capone suite.
I'm Eddie. To the Al Capone suite.
I'm fine. I had a run in with Jim brown over here, but I'm fine.
I'm fine. I had a run in with Jim brown over here, but I'm fine.
I'm gettin' tired of this witness, man.
I'm gettin' tired of this witness, man.
I'm getting really tired of this.
I'm getting really tired of this.
I'm getting the hang of this whole marksman shit,
I'm getting the hang of this whole marksman shit,
I'm goin' home to my wife to get my quality time.
I'm goin' home to my wife to get my quality time.
I'm gonna ask you one more time.
I'm gonna ask you one more time.
I'm gonna fill your lyin' ass full of hot shit.
I'm gonna fill your lyin' ass full of hot shit.
I'm gonna need you to look through some mug shots until you can identify Max's shooter.
I'm gonna need you to look through some mug shots until you can identify Max's shooter.
I'm gonna tell you like this. You splatter his ass, he's no good to us!
I'm gonna tell you like this. You splatter his ass, he's no good to us!
I'm keeping your sweet little friend for four hours until I make my deal.
I'm keeping your sweet little friend for four hours until I make my deal.
I'm married. That's what married means.
I'm married. That's what married means.
I'm not a fucking chemistry teacher, Elliot.
I'm not a fucking chemistry teacher, Elliot.
I'm not askin' you to get into any wild shit. Just call me if you hear somethin'.
I'm not askin' you to get into any wild shit. Just call me if you hear somethin'.
I'm not goin' down for you killin' jojo, the tire man!
I'm not goin' down for you killin' jojo, the tire man!
I'm not kidding about this being Capone's. He had the place...
I'm not kidding about this being Capone's. He had the place...
I'm not lettin' you in until you do!
I'm not lettin' you in until you do!
I'm not rigid. I'm (MUMBLING) comfortable.
I'm not rigid. I'm (MUMBLING) comfortable.
I'm not tryin' to lose my job on this one.
I'm not tryin' to lose my job on this one.
I'm on my way. I'm gonna see if I can find Lowrey.
I'm on my way. I'm gonna see if I can find Lowrey.
I'm sorry, but damn that.
I'm sorry, but damn that.
I'm straight like a board. Like an arrow. I'm so straight right now it's sick.
I'm straight like a board. Like an arrow. I'm so straight right now it's sick.
I'm tellin' you, man. I'm straight, man.
I'm tellin' you, man. I'm straight, man.
I'm tellin' you. Ain't nobody doin' none of that.
I'm tellin' you. Ain't nobody doin' none of that.
I'm the first guy through the door and the last guy to leave the crime scene,
I'm the first guy through the door and the last guy to leave the crime scene,
I'm tired of you talkin' that stuff. You wanna fight me.
I'm tired of you talkin' that stuff. You wanna fight me.
I'm watchin' out for the bad boys.
I'm watchin' out for the bad boys.
I'm with ya.
I'm with ya.
I'm... Julie.
I'm... Julie.
I've been there.
I've been there.
I've never really shot a gun before, and that's sort of all that,
I've never really shot a gun before, and that's sort of all that,
I've tried three times. I just can't get in.
I've tried three times. I just can't get in.
If his wife could find us, I'm a lot better off on my own.
If his wife could find us, I'm a lot better off on my own.
If I get killed, I'm fuckin' you up!
If I get killed, I'm fuckin' you up!
If I recall correctly, the last couple dead bad guys belonged to you.
If I recall correctly, the last couple dead bad guys belonged to you.
If I'm wrong about this, you can fire my ass.
If I'm wrong about this, you can fire my ass.
If that ain't enough, I'm gonna run you in for extortion.
If that ain't enough, I'm gonna run you in for extortion.
If two people were alone no, not with a guy like that.
If two people were alone no, not with a guy like that.
If you have to be Mike Lowrey, Santa claus, f.D. Hutton, I don't give a shit.
If you have to be Mike Lowrey, Santa claus, f.D. Hutton, I don't give a shit.
If you were a real cop, in the field, working every day,
If you were a real cop, in the field, working every day,
Ignore this. This is one of my freaks, Yvette.
Ignore this. This is one of my freaks, Yvette.
In case I'm wrong, check them out.
In case I'm wrong, check them out.
In my pocket 'cause that's where it was,
In my pocket 'cause that's where it was,
Invite? Looks like I'm catering this.
Invite? Looks like I'm catering this.
Is Chet ringin' the oh! Baby
Is Chet ringin' the oh! Baby
Is he always like this on a stakeout?
Is he always like this on a stakeout?
Is that our guy? Where's the girl? That's him.
Is that our guy? Where's the girl? That's him.
It doesn't help, you going around shellacking it in with furniture Polish.
It doesn't help, you going around shellacking it in with furniture Polish.
It get stuck.
It get stuck.
It is a vegetable. Lot of salt in pickle?
It is a vegetable. Lot of salt in pickle?
It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.
It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.
It probably had a name.
It probably had a name.
It really doesn't matter anymore.
It really doesn't matter anymore.
It was new year's Eve, and my ex boyfriend, Eddie,
It was new year's Eve, and my ex boyfriend, Eddie,
It was orders, baby. Listen. It was orders.
It was orders, baby. Listen. It was orders.
It's 'cause I'm glad we survived. (CHUCKLES) Shit!
It's 'cause I'm glad we survived. (CHUCKLES) Shit!
It's $105,000 and this happens to be...
It's $105,000 and this happens to be...
It's a cop thing. Yeah, these pictures are up here for every time he save my life.
It's a cop thing. Yeah, these pictures are up here for every time he save my life.
It's a favor for Mike Lowrey. Oh, right, the cop...
It's a favor for Mike Lowrey. Oh, right, the cop...
It's a federal subpoena. What am I gonna do, tell them no?
It's a federal subpoena. What am I gonna do, tell them no?
It's a shiny dick with two chairs in it.
It's a shiny dick with two chairs in it.
It's a undercover car, okay? Undercover.
It's a undercover car, okay? Undercover.
It's been very nice doing business with you.
It's been very nice doing business with you.
It's conga. Don't be so stupid. Because it's desi
It's conga. Don't be so stupid. Because it's desi
It's Conrad. I'm callin' in a favor.
It's Conrad. I'm callin' in a favor.
It's cool. I just (GAGGING)
It's cool. I just (GAGGING)
It's cool. You look great!
It's cool. You look great!
It's Eddie here. (LAUGHING POLITELY)
It's Eddie here. (LAUGHING POLITELY)
It's ether! It'll explode, you dope!
It's ether! It'll explode, you dope!
It's funny how you could just laugh at that.
It's funny how you could just laugh at that.
It's funny that you ask me, because you know, I was gonna be a cop.
It's funny that you ask me, because you know, I was gonna be a cop.
It's gonna be a day or two before I can get fletch out.
It's gonna be a day or two before I can get fletch out.
It's gonna be all right. Hey, Mike's to the rescue.
It's gonna be all right. Hey, Mike's to the rescue.
It's gonna be one or the other! It's gonna be him or us!
It's gonna be one or the other! It's gonna be him or us!
It's honest money. I'm a second generation rich kid.
It's honest money. I'm a second generation rich kid.
It's just baloney. My baloney has a first name.
It's just baloney. My baloney has a first name.
It's just unexpected, that's all.
It's just unexpected, that's all.
It's not about the french fry! It's about your
It's not about the french fry! It's about your
It's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's not like that. Sure, sure.
It's not like that. Sure, sure.
It's not what it looks like, okay? Hear what I'm sayin'.
It's not what it looks like, okay? Hear what I'm sayin'.
It's okay. I'm with the police.
It's okay. I'm with the police.
It's one guy, really. It's only one guy.
It's one guy, really. It's only one guy.
It's the same thing with him. You go to his place, ain't nothin' but pictures of me.
It's the same thing with him. You go to his place, ain't nothin' but pictures of me.
It's time to get lucky.
It's time to get lucky.
Jesus Christ! Who the hell was that?
Jesus Christ! Who the hell was that?
Jesus! Are you serious?
Jesus! Are you serious?
Jojo, this is a lot of dope. Who could cut it real quick?
Jojo, this is a lot of dope. Who could cut it real quick?
Jojo, we're not playin', man. Huh?
Jojo, we're not playin', man. Huh?
Jojo. What's up?
Jojo. What's up?
Jojo... (COCKS GUN) I got 15 bullets in this gun.
Jojo... (COCKS GUN) I got 15 bullets in this gun.
Julie, it's me.
Julie, it's me.
Julie, one drink. One sip. Hey, what's the whispering about?
Julie, one drink. One sip. Hey, what's the whispering about?
Julie!
Julie!
Julie! Listen. No way! I
Julie! Listen. No way! I
Julie? Yeah.
Julie? Yeah.
Julie. (SNIFFING)
Julie. (SNIFFING)
Julie. All right. Julie, yeah. Hi.
Julie. All right. Julie, yeah. Hi.
Just do what you do, only faster.
Just do what you do, only faster.
Just entertainment. Hi. I'm Max.
Just entertainment. Hi. I'm Max.
Just girl chat. Where's the bathroom?
Just girl chat. Where's the bathroom?
Just let me know if you get anything, all right?
Just let me know if you get anything, all right?
Just punch it, man! Go!
Just punch it, man! Go!
Keep goin'!
Keep goin'!
Lack of respect for other people's property!
Lack of respect for other people's property!
Lack of trust in this relationship.
Lack of trust in this relationship.
Leave me and Mrs. Burnett alone for
Leave me and Mrs. Burnett alone for
Leave me the fuck alone. Seriously.
Leave me the fuck alone. Seriously.
Let me give you a broad stroke of the place.
Let me give you a broad stroke of the place.
Let me tell you how bad a day you're havin'. You're jackin' a couple of cops.
Let me tell you how bad a day you're havin'. You're jackin' a couple of cops.
Let me tell you somethin'. This witness? It's the only good news I got.
Let me tell you somethin'. This witness? It's the only good news I got.
Let's bring it up! Bring it up!
Let's bring it up! Bring it up!
Let's do what we came to do and get the fuck outta here. Simple.
Let's do what we came to do and get the fuck outta here. Simple.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. I got this.
Let's go. I got this.
Like the leftovers the hooves, you know, stomach lining,
Like the leftovers the hooves, you know, stomach lining,
Lis
Lis
Listen to me. Your only function in life right now is to find that person.
Listen to me. Your only function in life right now is to find that person.
Listen, I've just seen my best friend get murdered,
Listen, I've just seen my best friend get murdered,
Listen, listen. Mike, I'll make it up to you.
Listen, listen. Mike, I'll make it up to you.
Listen, Max, we gotta talk. Is there someplace we can go?
Listen, Max, we gotta talk. Is there someplace we can go?
Little red tags on 'em? 'Bout so high?
Little red tags on 'em? 'Bout so high?
Long time no see. I'm cool.
Long time no see. I'm cool.
Look at it. Your dogs.
Look at it. Your dogs.
Look at this shit. Is this what you want?
Look at this shit. Is this what you want?
Look at this. "Animal tested. Animal tested."
Look at this. "Animal tested. Animal tested."
Look at this. You see this guy? He's dead, right?
Look at this. You see this guy? He's dead, right?
Look at ya. Look at ya. Can you stay focused?
Look at ya. Look at ya. Can you stay focused?
Look here. I need a full file on Eddie dominguez.
Look here. I need a full file on Eddie dominguez.
Look how he crawls around on the leather.
Look how he crawls around on the leather.
Look, baby, okay? Mm mmm.
Look, baby, okay? Mm mmm.
Look, cap'n. This whole situation is gettin' out of control.
Look, cap'n. This whole situation is gettin' out of control.
Look, I'll stay at the house with Theresa and the kids.
Look, I'll stay at the house with Theresa and the kids.
Look, lady, I'm not playin', okay? You really pissin' me off.
Look, lady, I'm not playin', okay? You really pissin' me off.
Look, lady.
Look, lady.
Look, man, I ain't got no trust fund.
Look, man, I ain't got no trust fund.
Look, man, I'm gonna check all calls to the room.
Look, man, I'm gonna check all calls to the room.
Look, man. We'll get the witness, and we damn sure gonna get the fools who did this.
Look, man. We'll get the witness, and we damn sure gonna get the fools who did this.
Look, Marcus, I got a dead madam, I got a concussion and I got a real bad headache.
Look, Marcus, I got a dead madam, I got a concussion and I got a real bad headache.
Look, there's no signs of forced entry.
Look, there's no signs of forced entry.
Look, they got the girl. We need to get them now.
Look, they got the girl. We need to get them now.
Looking for new girls in town.
Looking for new girls in town.
Looks like our buddy arrona was a bit of a gambler. Got dog track, jai alai.
Looks like our buddy arrona was a bit of a gambler. Got dog track, jai alai.
Looks like we got two shades of lipstick over here, gentlemen.
Looks like we got two shades of lipstick over here, gentlemen.
Lucille ball was a bimbo. What are you talkin' about?
Lucille ball was a bimbo. What are you talkin' about?
Lucy was the Queen, baby. Think about it.
Lucy was the Queen, baby. Think about it.
Maggots. Man, uh
Maggots. Man, uh
Major, major ill shit happened down at the p.D.
Major, major ill shit happened down at the p.D.
Man, I been your partner for six years,
Man, I been your partner for six years,
Man, I'm hey, no. I was playin'.
Man, I'm hey, no. I was playin'.
Man, it was just it was fuckin' I don't know.
Man, it was just it was fuckin' I don't know.
Man, what is this havin' a picnic shit in my car?
Man, what is this havin' a picnic shit in my car?
Marcus, I just got one question for you, bro.
Marcus, I just got one question for you, bro.
Marcus, I thought you said you loved me. Show me love!
Marcus, I thought you said you loved me. Show me love!
Marcus, what are you doing?
Marcus, what are you doing?
Marcus, why don't you stop playin', man?
Marcus, why don't you stop playin', man?
Marcus! You're gone! I'm outta here!
Marcus! You're gone! I'm outta here!
Marcus? I got the red one on. You have on the red one?
Marcus? I got the red one on. You have on the red one?
Marcus. Get over here. (SHOES SKIDDING)
Marcus. Get over here. (SHOES SKIDDING)
Max just dropped by. I gotta go. Bye.
Max just dropped by. I gotta go. Bye.
Maybe you're on to something. Let's pay for this.
Maybe you're on to something. Let's pay for this.
Me and my partner, we're gonna go to club hell...
Me and my partner, we're gonna go to club hell...
Me and my team, we've had a big week, so just get the fuck out of the car.
Me and my team, we've had a big week, so just get the fuck out of the car.
Me and you. Me and you.
Me and you. Me and you.
Mi Mike Lowrey place. You right. Whew.
Mi Mike Lowrey place. You right. Whew.
Miami police! Freeze! I am the police!
Miami police! Freeze! I am the police!
Mike, he's a special guy. Boy, that Mike is special.
Mike, he's a special guy. Boy, that Mike is special.
Mike, let's go!
Mike, let's go!
Mike!
Mike!
Mike! Help! Out!
Mike! Help! Out!
Mike's gonna stay here with you and the kids,
Mike's gonna stay here with you and the kids,
Mm hmm. Hang out. Here you go. Hang out?
Mm hmm. Hang out. Here you go. Hang out?
Mmm. Come on now. Mm mmm.
Mmm. Come on now. Mm mmm.
Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom!
Mommy! Daddy! Daddy! Hey, boy! What's up?
Mommy! Daddy! Daddy! Hey, boy! What's up?
Mornin', I got a power ranger stuck up my ass.
Mornin', I got a power ranger stuck up my ass.
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Move and you're a dead man! Motherfu
Move and you're a dead man! Motherfu
Move her! Get her in!
Move her! Get her in!
Move your ass! You got it, babe.
Move your ass! You got it, babe.
Move your wide ass!
Move your wide ass!
Move!
Move!
Move! Go!
Move! Go!
Mr. Lowrey told me you got a baby factory goin' on at your house. Is that true?
Mr. Lowrey told me you got a baby factory goin' on at your house. Is that true?
Mr. Lowrey's not here. He's out. He said I could use his place tonight.
Mr. Lowrey's not here. He's out. He said I could use his place tonight.
My bad, man. I ain't had no quality time.
My bad, man. I ain't had no quality time.
My bad. It's cool, man.
My bad. It's cool, man.
My man. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey!
My man. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey!
My pla yeah! No! My place yeah, my place is shit.
My pla yeah! No! My place yeah, my place is shit.
My shit always works sometimes!
My shit always works sometimes!
My wife done kicked me out the house. Kicked me out of happy home.
My wife done kicked me out the house. Kicked me out of happy home.
Nah, I'm not talkin' to no it's a term you use, baby. "Screw you" is a cop term.
Nah, I'm not talkin' to no it's a term you use, baby. "Screw you" is a cop term.
Nah, it'll be 10:30, 11:00 before I get in.
Nah, it'll be 10:30, 11:00 before I get in.
Nah, man. There's too much bass in your voice.
Nah, man. There's too much bass in your voice.
Nah, that's not it.
Nah, that's not it.
Never fuck with a cop's family, asshole.
Never fuck with a cop's family, asshole.
Next time, learn how to work the safety with your punk ass!
Next time, learn how to work the safety with your punk ass!
Nice runnin' into you, jojo.
Nice runnin' into you, jojo.
Nice to meet you, Max.
Nice to meet you, Max.
Nice to meet you. You too.
Nice to meet you. You too.
No gunshots, no dead bodies.
No gunshots, no dead bodies.
No way! I told you I am not going into protective custody.
No way! I told you I am not going into protective custody.
No way.
No way.
No, baby, your daddy just wishes he was in Cleveland.
No, baby, your daddy just wishes he was in Cleveland.
No, but don't call my place no zoo. Listen, listen. Francine, please.
No, but don't call my place no zoo. Listen, listen. Francine, please.
No, but I ain't goin' out like that. Don't take nobody that long to get in bed.
No, but I ain't goin' out like that. Don't take nobody that long to get in bed.
No, come on, Mike. Put it back in. I cannot believe you took it out.
No, come on, Mike. Put it back in. I cannot believe you took it out.
No, damn the jokes. Damn 'em.
No, damn the jokes. Damn 'em.
No, I got her. What do you know about shootin'?
No, I got her. What do you know about shootin'?
No, I like having you live with me.
No, I like having you live with me.
No, it's another murder case, you twerp.
No, it's another murder case, you twerp.
No, man.
No, man.
No, man. That's what they got windows for. We can peek in. Yeah, that should do it.
No, man. That's what they got windows for. We can peek in. Yeah, that should do it.
No, no, no, no, no, baby.
No, no, no, no, no, baby.
No, no, no, no. I saw it on the news.
No, no, no, no. I saw it on the news.
No, no. No. No, it's two guys.
No, no. No. No, it's two guys.
No, now, uh you you you don't want that.
No, now, uh you you you don't want that.
No, scratch that. Everybody in the damn unit will be out of a job.
No, scratch that. Everybody in the damn unit will be out of a job.
No, see, it's not that kinda day, okay?
No, see, it's not that kinda day, okay?
No, y y y you not listenin'. It's not registerin', okay?
No, y y y you not listenin'. It's not registerin', okay?
No. (CHUCKLES) See, there ain't gonna be no next.
No. (CHUCKLES) See, there ain't gonna be no next.
No. Easy. (SMOOTHLY) Mike Lowrey.
No. Easy. (SMOOTHLY) Mike Lowrey.
No. I cannot believe he wore his afro that big.
No. I cannot believe he wore his afro that big.
No. Turn the page, girl. I done already seen it.
No. Turn the page, girl. I done already seen it.
Nobody does my baby! Ahh! Marcus
Nobody does my baby! Ahh! Marcus
Nobody now give you no break
Nobody now give you no break
Northeast. Keep goin' northeast.
Northeast. Keep goin' northeast.
Not a big up side for you there. Oh, come on.
Not a big up side for you there. Oh, come on.
Not a problem.
Not a problem.
Not even you idren now give you no breaks
Not even you idren now give you no breaks
Not now. I told you to play by the rules.
Not now. I told you to play by the rules.
Not to shoot up a neighborhood! Not to do another dead body!
Not to shoot up a neighborhood! Not to do another dead body!
Now back up, put the gun down...
Now back up, put the gun down...
Now give me a motherfuckin' handiwipe.
Now give me a motherfuckin' handiwipe.
Now if we get this witness to I.D. The shooters, maybe we catch our bad guys.
Now if we get this witness to I.D. The shooters, maybe we catch our bad guys.
Now is real good, jojo. Yeah. This is on me too.
Now is real good, jojo. Yeah. This is on me too.
Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.
Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.
Now listen to me. Hear me.
Now listen to me. Hear me.
Now that you mention it, Mr. Lowrey did mention you coming by tonight.
Now that you mention it, Mr. Lowrey did mention you coming by tonight.
Now that's how you s'posed to drive!
Now that's how you s'posed to drive!
Now this is what I need.
Now this is what I need.
Now you're in fuckin' trouble!
Now you're in fuckin' trouble!
O'fee's gonna be all right, but he's got nothin' to tell us.
O'fee's gonna be all right, but he's got nothin' to tell us.
Off this fuckin' Cliff, you keep fuckin' with me.
Off this fuckin' Cliff, you keep fuckin' with me.
Officer down. Respond code three.
Officer down. Respond code three.
Oh, but don't worry. They tend to think Mike Lowrey gonna be all right.
Oh, but don't worry. They tend to think Mike Lowrey gonna be all right.
Oh, damn. Sorry.
Oh, damn. Sorry.
Oh, dead bodies.
Oh, dead bodies.
Oh, don't make this hard, Jo!
Oh, don't make this hard, Jo!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, God! My God! Go! Go! Go!
Oh, God! My God! Go! Go! Go!
Oh, goddamn it!
Oh, goddamn it!
Oh, great. It's the goon squad.
Oh, great. It's the goon squad.
Oh, how sweet. Does that make you union?
Oh, how sweet. Does that make you union?
Oh, I'm cool.
Oh, I'm cool.
Oh, let's go see if little Duke is gonna be okay, shall we?
Oh, let's go see if little Duke is gonna be okay, shall we?
Oh, look. Oh! Look. I tripped.
Oh, look. Oh! Look. I tripped.
Oh, man Julie, sweetie, you
Oh, man Julie, sweetie, you
Oh, my God, you got a baby seat in the back.
Oh, my God, you got a baby seat in the back.
Oh, no, I could. You talkin' like it's over.
Oh, no, I could. You talkin' like it's over.
Oh, nothing. Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheels.
Oh, nothing. Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheels.
Oh, please, like shit don't happen when you're there.
Oh, please, like shit don't happen when you're there.
Oh, sh
Oh, sh
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! I'm fucked.
Oh, shit! I'm fucked.
Oh, shit! Please, catch that motherfucker who shot me!
Oh, shit! Please, catch that motherfucker who shot me!
Oh, that's just great.
Oh, that's just great.
Oh, that's right. You ain't gettin' none at home. You got extra energy.
Oh, that's right. You ain't gettin' none at home. You got extra energy.
Oh, that's... sweet.
Oh, that's... sweet.
Oh, there's a headline Sinclair's gonna love.
Oh, there's a headline Sinclair's gonna love.
Oh, this is good. Noah's chasin' us!
Oh, this is good. Noah's chasin' us!
Oh, this is my friend Julie.
Oh, this is my friend Julie.
Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him down!
Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him down!
Oh, yeah, well, you know, he's my man.
Oh, yeah, well, you know, he's my man.
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand up comedian, and I suck!
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand up comedian, and I suck!
Oh, you know, I wanted to. Captain Howard said, you know, I'm irresponsible.
Oh, you know, I wanted to. Captain Howard said, you know, I'm irresponsible.
Oh, you, um, dressed? Hi.
Oh, you, um, dressed? Hi.
Oh, you, you, you the man! You the fucking man tonight!
Oh, you, you, you the man! You the fucking man tonight!
Oh! I forgot! The bad guys probably know where you live.
Oh! I forgot! The bad guys probably know where you live.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Ah. Whew.
Oh. Ah. Whew.
Oh. I you know, sometimes I don't even look at my shelves,
Oh. I you know, sometimes I don't even look at my shelves,
Oh. I've never seen anything like this before.
Oh. I've never seen anything like this before.
Oh. Oh, I done seen it now. Turn the page.
Oh. Oh, I done seen it now. Turn the page.
Ohh. (TOY SQUEAKING)
Ohh. (TOY SQUEAKING)
Oho. Baby
Oho. Baby
Okay, Frank, here's the deal.
Okay, Frank, here's the deal.
Okay, go ahead. (WOMAN ON PHONE, INDISTINCT)
Okay, go ahead. (WOMAN ON PHONE, INDISTINCT)
Okay, go.
Okay, go.
Okay, I'll wait. Nah, don't wait up. I'll be all right.
Okay, I'll wait. Nah, don't wait up. I'll be all right.
Okay, let me rinse it let me rinse it off.
Okay, let me rinse it let me rinse it off.
Okay, let me take a stab at this one.
Okay, let me take a stab at this one.
Okay, look. I knew Max from way back. I helped her brother get out of jail.
Okay, look. I knew Max from way back. I helped her brother get out of jail.
Okay, Max, we've been here about five minutes too long.
Okay, Max, we've been here about five minutes too long.
Okay, now we ain't got much time. Hold your badge up to the peephole.
Okay, now we ain't got much time. Hold your badge up to the peephole.
Okay, um, look. We gotta go through some mug shots.
Okay, um, look. We gotta go through some mug shots.
Okay, whoa, whoa. Calm down, calm down. Talk to me now.
Okay, whoa, whoa. Calm down, calm down. Talk to me now.
Okay? See, for me, no job, no check.
Okay? See, for me, no job, no check.
Okay. I'm a
Okay. I'm a
Okay. I'm raisin' my all right, here baby
Okay. I'm raisin' my all right, here baby
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. The Lowrey brothers.
Okay. The Lowrey brothers.
Okay. You you're somethin'
Okay. You you're somethin'
On me again. Hey. Somebody's upstairs.
On me again. Hey. Somebody's upstairs.
On the wall. Those on the wall. Yeah.
On the wall. Those on the wall. Yeah.
One guy died in a plane crash last year. It was fucked up. N no
One guy died in a plane crash last year. It was fucked up. N no
One of the fastest production cars on the planet.
One of the fastest production cars on the planet.
One time today. Just do something. No, I'm gonna tell you
One time today. Just do something. No, I'm gonna tell you
One, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh? Should I keep goin'?
One, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh? Should I keep goin'?
Ooh! Hey, look, woman. I done told you, okay?
Ooh! Hey, look, woman. I done told you, okay?
Oops. No more handcuffs.
Oops. No more handcuffs.
Orgy up in here, and ain't nobody humpin'.
Orgy up in here, and ain't nobody humpin'.
Out of nowhere, this little crazy pimp named chino...
Out of nowhere, this little crazy pimp named chino...
Outta sight.
Outta sight.
Party at the biltmore? Yeah, that'll really rock.
Party at the biltmore? Yeah, that'll really rock.
Pisses me off! Lady. Lady!
Pisses me off! Lady. Lady!
Please shut the door.
Please shut the door.
Please, man, I'm not gettin' my sex at home.
Please, man, I'm not gettin' my sex at home.
Please, man, married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
Please, man, married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
Please? Look around?
Please? Look around?
Please.
Please.
Police now give you no break
Police now give you no break
Probably couldn't be around him...
Probably couldn't be around him...
Problem. Your mama snorted up all the dope.
Problem. Your mama snorted up all the dope.
Punched me in the head with some brass knuckles.
Punched me in the head with some brass knuckles.
Ready to fire. Go!
Ready to fire. Go!
Reflections come and reflections go
Reflections come and reflections go
Relax, man. We got it before; We'll get it again.
Relax, man. We got it before; We'll get it again.
Remember club hell? Worse.
Remember club hell? Worse.
Remember I said call her? That you was gonna bring me to your place?
Remember I said call her? That you was gonna bring me to your place?
Remember this room?
Remember this room?
Remember, you promised to get me out. (MIKE) Fletcher.
Remember, you promised to get me out. (MIKE) Fletcher.
Rigged with secret passageways.
Rigged with secret passageways.
Right here. That's Mike. Old Mike Lowrey.
Right here. That's Mike. Old Mike Lowrey.
Right now? That means this shit is serious.
Right now? That means this shit is serious.
Right there. Eddie dominguez.
Right there. Eddie dominguez.
Right.
Right.
Ring it, okay? I ain't in the mood. Hey. Yeah, yeah.
Ring it, okay? I ain't in the mood. Hey. Yeah, yeah.
Road in Miami and you runnin' out of it!
Road in Miami and you runnin' out of it!
Ruiz, Sanchez, find out who installed the ventilating system.
Ruiz, Sanchez, find out who installed the ventilating system.
Run!
Run!
Said if we don't back off, he's gonna kill Julie. All right
Said if we don't back off, he's gonna kill Julie. All right
Sanchez says that the air conditioning contract...
Sanchez says that the air conditioning contract...
Sanchez, ruiz, you back them up with whatever they need. (COMPLAINING)
Sanchez, ruiz, you back them up with whatever they need. (COMPLAINING)
Sanchez, ruiz, you guys are late.
Sanchez, ruiz, you guys are late.
Scratch this, okay?
Scratch this, okay?
See this? What's wrong with this picture, huh?
See this? What's wrong with this picture, huh?
See what I'm sayin'? She's crazy! I'm crazy?
See what I'm sayin'? She's crazy! I'm crazy?
See, I'm always decoratin', so sometimes I just don't know where shit is.
See, I'm always decoratin', so sometimes I just don't know where shit is.
See, my wife would hate she hates womanizers. (CHUCKLES)
See, my wife would hate she hates womanizers. (CHUCKLES)
See, something is wrong with you. Yeah.
See, something is wrong with you. Yeah.
Seem like that gunshot wound has improved your drivin' skills.
Seem like that gunshot wound has improved your drivin' skills.
Seemed to escape injury. I thought you said daddy was in Cleveland.
Seemed to escape injury. I thought you said daddy was in Cleveland.
Seriously, you know, all kidding aside, I wanna help.
Seriously, you know, all kidding aside, I wanna help.
She done fuckin' zoomed! She done zoomed! This is the witness!
She done fuckin' zoomed! She done zoomed! This is the witness!
She Hung up a long time ago. I was playin'. Baby!
She Hung up a long time ago. I was playin'. Baby!
She jumped. Fuck.
She jumped. Fuck.
She massages shit. She told me.
She massages shit. She told me.
She's always callin'. Got to have it. Don't call here no more now.
She's always callin'. Got to have it. Don't call here no more now.
She's in the car. I handcuffed her to the steering wheel.
She's in the car. I handcuffed her to the steering wheel.
She's your roommate, right? Yeah.
She's your roommate, right? Yeah.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! I forgot to give 'em the address!
Shit! I forgot to give 'em the address!
Shit! I know they got a look at my license plate. Were those the guys who shot Max?
Shit! I know they got a look at my license plate. Were those the guys who shot Max?
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shoot her!
Shoot her!
Shut down, soon. Who's gonna reassign me? You?
Shut down, soon. Who's gonna reassign me? You?
Shut up and let him drive, okay?
Shut up and let him drive, okay?
Shut up, Marcus. My wife know I ain't no bitch.
Shut up, Marcus. My wife know I ain't no bitch.
Slow ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch, huh?
Slow ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch, huh?
Sneak up on my own motherfuckin' house!
Sneak up on my own motherfuckin' house!
So bring her. She's cute; She's sexy. Go on.
So bring her. She's cute; She's sexy. Go on.
So come on. It's gonna be all right, okay?
So come on. It's gonna be all right, okay?
So explain it to me, Elliot.
So explain it to me, Elliot.
So fuck you and fuck them and fuck everybody
So fuck you and fuck them and fuck everybody
So I a little party with a couple of friends. You know how it is.
So I a little party with a couple of friends. You know how it is.
So I, uh, guess we're a little early.
So I, uh, guess we're a little early.
So I'll just stay here again with Chet the mini moron doorman to protect me?
So I'll just stay here again with Chet the mini moron doorman to protect me?
So I'm gonna hook into the computer. We can do this.
So I'm gonna hook into the computer. We can do this.
So I'm playin' cop now. (CHUCKLING)
So I'm playin' cop now. (CHUCKLING)
So if you're not in it for the paycheck, what are you, some kind of action junkie?
So if you're not in it for the paycheck, what are you, some kind of action junkie?
So sad. You on your own, jojo.
So sad. You on your own, jojo.
So they kill a decoy, empties the station. Very smart.
So they kill a decoy, empties the station. Very smart.
So until you do, stay the hell outta here!
So until you do, stay the hell outta here!
So we can bust this fool Noah.
So we can bust this fool Noah.
So we steps to the door. Boom! Freeze! Miami p.D.! Get down!
So we steps to the door. Boom! Freeze! Miami p.D.! Get down!
So what else? It's taking longer to cook than we originally planned,
So what else? It's taking longer to cook than we originally planned,
So what incredibly hip individual inspired this visit to the biltmore?
So what incredibly hip individual inspired this visit to the biltmore?
So what is the problem?
So what is the problem?
So where's the girl now? (DRIBBLING BALL)
So where's the girl now? (DRIBBLING BALL)
So you left dogs in my house? So there's dogs and a hooker in my house.
So you left dogs in my house? So there's dogs and a hooker in my house.
So, this looks like we havin' one big motherfuckin'
So, this looks like we havin' one big motherfuckin'
So, what is it? The cutting agent is a highly volatile substance.
So, what is it? The cutting agent is a highly volatile substance.
So, you know, I can see things.
So, you know, I can see things.
So... make yourself at home. It's your bed.
So... make yourself at home. It's your bed.
So... this is a stakeout. Not what I imagined.
So... this is a stakeout. Not what I imagined.
So... what's next?
So... what's next?
Some shit is making you crazy! You know there
Some shit is making you crazy! You know there
Somebody put this in for toxic drug fumes.
Somebody put this in for toxic drug fumes.
Somebody's missin' from the party.
Somebody's missin' from the party.
Sometimes he has a hard time expressing his real feelings.
Sometimes he has a hard time expressing his real feelings.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sorry it's not up to your... usual high standards.
Sorry it's not up to your... usual high standards.
Sorry. Your fridge is this way.
Sorry. Your fridge is this way.
Sort of a male thing.
Sort of a male thing.
Stalkin' me, I'm gonna arrest your ass.
Stalkin' me, I'm gonna arrest your ass.
Stalkin' me. (LAUGHING)
Stalkin' me. (LAUGHING)
Take care of y'all, just 'til I come back.
Take care of y'all, just 'til I come back.
Take care, Chief. I'm a deputy.
Take care, Chief. I'm a deputy.
Take those bongos away from that guy, he's nothin'.
Take those bongos away from that guy, he's nothin'.
Talk to her! She's gonna walk out! This is our witness! Calm down!
Talk to her! She's gonna walk out! This is our witness! Calm down!
Telephone, Mike! He's coming. He's coming right now.
Telephone, Mike! He's coming. He's coming right now.
Tell me where to throw this Jack off!
Tell me where to throw this Jack off!
Ten minutes, we're outta here. Five.
Ten minutes, we're outta here. Five.
Than doin' this guy that killed Max.
Than doin' this guy that killed Max.
Thank you, but no thanks. You wouldn't last five minutes with my family.
Thank you, but no thanks. You wouldn't last five minutes with my family.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Good to see you.
Thank you. Good to see you.
Thank you. You know what, man?
Thank you. You know what, man?
Thanks for everything, Mike.
Thanks for everything, Mike.
That ain't the point, okay? The point is, if your partner pages you,
That ain't the point, okay? The point is, if your partner pages you,
That attract a lot of motherfuckin' attention.
That attract a lot of motherfuckin' attention.
That could probably help y'all.
That could probably help y'all.
That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now.
That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now.
That scare white folks. You got to sound like them.
That scare white folks. You got to sound like them.
That shit gets in your clothes and it stinks!
That shit gets in your clothes and it stinks!
That shootin' 'em from 30 yards while they runnin' away,
That shootin' 'em from 30 yards while they runnin' away,
That should be Chet with my veggie burger.
That should be Chet with my veggie burger.
That was a cop that threw that little party back at the biltmore.
That was a cop that threw that little party back at the biltmore.
That was I... Don't know.
That was I... Don't know.
That was like a living, breathing creature.
That was like a living, breathing creature.
That won't talk to me.
That won't talk to me.
That wouldn't find Marcus... attractive.
That wouldn't find Marcus... attractive.
That you're shoveling into your mouth.
That you're shoveling into your mouth.
That... looks like a stain on your rug. Damn.
That... looks like a stain on your rug. Damn.
That'll take a minute. Hold on.
That'll take a minute. Hold on.
That's cool. Hold on. (WOMAN ON PHONE) All right.
That's cool. Hold on. (WOMAN ON PHONE) All right.
That's his whole name? Fouchet? Fouchet.
That's his whole name? Fouchet? Fouchet.
That's it. You deal with her.
That's it. You deal with her.
That's like all the other guys in the unit. Least, most of us.
That's like all the other guys in the unit. Least, most of us.
That's like what you're eating now.
That's like what you're eating now.
That's Luke.
That's Luke.
That's Marcus.
That's Marcus.
That's Mike Lowrey over there.
That's Mike Lowrey over there.
That's my partner. Yeah, that's my partner, Marcus Burnett.
That's my partner. Yeah, that's my partner, Marcus Burnett.
That's my toy. I'm taking it with me, for my collection.
That's my toy. I'm taking it with me, for my collection.
That's not gonna happen. We're gonna get the dope back before that ever happens.
That's not gonna happen. We're gonna get the dope back before that ever happens.
That's real! No.
That's real! No.
That's right. Marcus. M Marcus, right.
That's right. Marcus. M Marcus, right.
That's the best idea you came up with tonight.
That's the best idea you came up with tonight.
That's the cop! There he is! See him?
That's the cop! There he is! See him?
That's the guy. He was there, in the room.
That's the guy. He was there, in the room.
That's the last time they ever handcuff me again, that's what that is.
That's the last time they ever handcuff me again, that's what that is.
That's what I call him, "special Mike." (LAUGHING)
That's what I call him, "special Mike." (LAUGHING)
That's what I'm sayin'! Do you want some
That's what I'm sayin'! Do you want some
That's who Max used to work for. I'm gonna check it out. I'll come with you.
That's who Max used to work for. I'm gonna check it out. I'll come with you.
That's why I love him. Now, me?
That's why I love him. Now, me?
The deal goes down in four hours.
The deal goes down in four hours.
The dope? The do
The dope? The do
The ex cop. Two points for you.
The ex cop. Two points for you.
The girl at the hotel. Yeah, he just got out of the John. Hold on.
The girl at the hotel. Yeah, he just got out of the John. Hold on.
The girl is not a hooker, as far as I know.
The girl is not a hooker, as far as I know.
The girl, right! The bitch from the rooftop!
The girl, right! The bitch from the rooftop!
The guy who pulled this off knew what he was doin',
The guy who pulled this off knew what he was doin',
The guy. The guy. He got no package. That ain't no guy.
The guy. The guy. He got no package. That ain't no guy.
The handle just opened for you? Right after I tripped.
The handle just opened for you? Right after I tripped.
The madam?
The madam?
The neighborhood has had a lot of break ins. I can handle it.
The neighborhood has had a lot of break ins. I can handle it.
The one with the snaps? Why couldn't you wait 'til you're never home.
The one with the snaps? Why couldn't you wait 'til you're never home.
The other one is for the girl, okay?
The other one is for the girl, okay?
The politics demand that somebody take the rap for this, and it's gonna be us.
The politics demand that somebody take the rap for this, and it's gonna be us.
The rest of those idiots don't have the precision to do this, but...
The rest of those idiots don't have the precision to do this, but...
The river drive and 34th streets intersection...
The river drive and 34th streets intersection...
The way I see it, we got 72 hours before the f.B.I. And the d. E.A...
The way I see it, we got 72 hours before the f.B.I. And the d. E.A...
Then it'll be what? Two bitches in the sea. Is that what you want?
Then it'll be what? Two bitches in the sea. Is that what you want?
Then there was this witness.
Then there was this witness.
Then you then you see the white girl.
Then you then you see the white girl.
Ther baby, Theresa, listen. That ain't
Ther baby, Theresa, listen. That ain't
There ain't no Romeo here, asshole. What are you laughin' at?
There ain't no Romeo here, asshole. What are you laughin' at?
There it is. Voila.
There it is. Voila.
There we go. There we go.
There we go. There we go.
There were these, uh, silver packets? They looked like bricks?
There were these, uh, silver packets? They looked like bricks?
There. (MIKE) Then let's just do that.
There. (MIKE) Then let's just do that.
There's a lot of heroin involved; There's gonna be a lot of cash involved.
There's a lot of heroin involved; There's gonna be a lot of cash involved.
There's a piece right there. Please, get that.
There's a piece right there. Please, get that.
There's entirely too much heroin and too much ether for nobody to know nothin'.
There's entirely too much heroin and too much ether for nobody to know nothin'.
There's nothin' personal goin' on here. I'm just doing my job.
There's nothin' personal goin' on here. I'm just doing my job.
There's nothing, absolutely nothing more important to Mike...
There's nothing, absolutely nothing more important to Mike...
There's something about him. I don't know what it is.
There's something about him. I don't know what it is.
Theres hold on. All his files are blocked.
Theres hold on. All his files are blocked.
These guard dogs are nothin' jojo!
These guard dogs are nothin' jojo!
These phone calls were made to club hell from this precinct. Explain.
These phone calls were made to club hell from this precinct. Explain.
These slats, see? They look familiar, don't they?
These slats, see? They look familiar, don't they?
They bit, Jack. Let's skank these fools.
They bit, Jack. Let's skank these fools.
They don't kill a real cop 'cause they'd have the whole force on their ass.
They don't kill a real cop 'cause they'd have the whole force on their ass.
They fire a goddamn bullet over here, it'd hurt, won't it?
They fire a goddamn bullet over here, it'd hurt, won't it?
They know. Let's get Noah and get outta here.
They know. Let's get Noah and get outta here.
They said that they would put them up on the bulletin board of my kid's school...
They said that they would put them up on the bulletin board of my kid's school...
They say my ears look funny.
They say my ears look funny.
They should just bone and get that shit over with.
They should just bone and get that shit over with.
They were gonna use that to process the heroin.
They were gonna use that to process the heroin.
They'd have been up here with Uzis, splashin' o'fee all over the place.
They'd have been up here with Uzis, splashin' o'fee all over the place.
They're fine. They're okay.
They're fine. They're okay.
They're overfed, they're lazy. We need video surveillance.
They're overfed, they're lazy. We need video surveillance.
They're shittin' all over my place. Liquid shit.
They're shittin' all over my place. Liquid shit.
This ain't no goddamn Denny's, eatin' in my car.
This ain't no goddamn Denny's, eatin' in my car.
This car's faster! This is a faster fuckin' car!
This car's faster! This is a faster fuckin' car!
This cell phone will keep triangulating him no matter where he goes.
This cell phone will keep triangulating him no matter where he goes.
This guy Noah's parole jacket says he works in there.
This guy Noah's parole jacket says he works in there.
This guy's an Einstein, motherfuckin' genius, college boy.
This guy's an Einstein, motherfuckin' genius, college boy.
This has been a shitty week.
This has been a shitty week.
This high speed chase ending on a trestle near
This high speed chase ending on a trestle near
This I could see how it would look a trip.
This I could see how it would look a trip.
This is a game. I'm just jokin' around, right?
This is a game. I'm just jokin' around, right?
This is a shitty day. Real shitty day.
This is a shitty day. Real shitty day.
This is kind of I'm always movin' my switches.
This is kind of I'm always movin' my switches.
This is me, man! What is wrong with you?
This is me, man! What is wrong with you?
This is official police business! You had no business in there!
This is official police business! You had no business in there!
This is the best you can buy.
This is the best you can buy.
This is what I got put in jail for.
This is what I got put in jail for.
This is your goddamn getaway car? We're not gonna get away from anything in this.
This is your goddamn getaway car? We're not gonna get away from anything in this.
This it? Yeah. You're hurting me.
This it? Yeah. You're hurting me.
This really ain't the fuckin' time!
This really ain't the fuckin' time!
This shit's gonna blow!
This shit's gonna blow!
This this is my bed. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
This this is my bed. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
This was our career bust a hundred million dollars?
This was our career bust a hundred million dollars?
This was your case. You're back on it.
This was your case. You're back on it.
This whole thing started because of missing drugs.
This whole thing started because of missing drugs.
This will all be over, right?
This will all be over, right?
This would move a little quicker than this.
This would move a little quicker than this.
Thought there'd be more... conversation.
Thought there'd be more... conversation.
To keep a guy like Marcus.
To keep a guy like Marcus.
Told you sooner about Eddie's private party.
Told you sooner about Eddie's private party.
Totaling $180 million.
Totaling $180 million.
Trust me. Sweetie, honey. Shh, shh.
Trust me. Sweetie, honey. Shh, shh.
Tryin' to keep my shit quick.
Tryin' to keep my shit quick.
Tuck in your skirt, baby. Come on!
Tuck in your skirt, baby. Come on!
Twisted motherfucker just shot one of his employees.
Twisted motherfucker just shot one of his employees.
Two wire transfers to your banks. Mm hmm.
Two wire transfers to your banks. Mm hmm.
Ugh. Dead ends.
Ugh. Dead ends.
Uh no. Th th that ain't me there.
Uh no. Th th that ain't me there.
Uh uh. Don't do that. (RINGING)
Uh uh. Don't do that. (RINGING)
Uh, can we get a time out here, captain? What am I, like the designated homeless?
Uh, can we get a time out here, captain? What am I, like the designated homeless?
Uh, excuse me, but if you two wanna get personal, I could step out
Uh, excuse me, but if you two wanna get personal, I could step out
Uh, got some t bones in the fridge for Luke and dukie.
Uh, got some t bones in the fridge for Luke and dukie.
Uh, huh. Ah
Uh, huh. Ah
Uh, let me get your husband.
Uh, let me get your husband.
Uh, look, you got a back door? Where we going? Come here, dukie.
Uh, look, you got a back door? Where we going? Come here, dukie.
Uh, the uh, the yeah, I'm I'm fine.
Uh, the uh, the yeah, I'm I'm fine.
Um Theresa.
Um Theresa.
Um, he's down there. He's lookin' for you. He's been in better moods.
Um, he's down there. He's lookin' for you. He's been in better moods.
Um, what time are we, uh, doing this thing tonight?
Um, what time are we, uh, doing this thing tonight?
Uncle Mike's in the house.
Uncle Mike's in the house.
Unless I gave them a lot of narcotics information.
Unless I gave them a lot of narcotics information.
Upstairs on your right.
Upstairs on your right.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What, are you gonna leave me here alone?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What, are you gonna leave me here alone?
Wait a minute. What the hell is goin' on?
Wait a minute. What the hell is goin' on?
Wait here. Wait here.
Wait here. Wait here.
Walk in here and shut us down, and we're gonna be the bad guys.
Walk in here and shut us down, and we're gonna be the bad guys.
Want some? No, thanks. I don't eat flesh.
Want some? No, thanks. I don't eat flesh.
Was captured two nights ago by our six action news team.
Was captured two nights ago by our six action news team.
Watch my hand. My shit can't get down there.
Watch my hand. My shit can't get down there.
Watch your step. (LAUGHING)
Watch your step. (LAUGHING)
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
Watching the house was my first gig.
Watching the house was my first gig.
We ain't got shit, so it's over.
We ain't got shit, so it's over.
We could sneak up and snuff 'em both right now.
We could sneak up and snuff 'em both right now.
We don't have a lot of time. Let's go.
We don't have a lot of time. Let's go.
We don't have no day or two. I'm not the computer whiz.
We don't have no day or two. I'm not the computer whiz.
We got a tip they was runnin' some major druggage up there, somethin' like 50 keys.
We got a tip they was runnin' some major druggage up there, somethin' like 50 keys.
We got nothin'. What's the matter with you? We've got nothin'!
We got nothin'. What's the matter with you? We've got nothin'!
We got somethin' for you. Shit could get you killed.
We got somethin' for you. Shit could get you killed.
We got to get out of here, okay? Let's go.
We got to get out of here, okay? Let's go.
We got two days to find these fools and we got no leads...
We got two days to find these fools and we got no leads...
We gotta do that in person. Shit!
We gotta do that in person. Shit!
We have guests. Have them followed.
We have guests. Have them followed.
We need you. Part of the team.
We need you. Part of the team.
We not arguin' about this.
We not arguin' about this.
We outta fuckin' road!
We outta fuckin' road!
We still have a lock.
We still have a lock.
We were gonna do that, but we came up with a
We were gonna do that, but we came up with a
We were wonderin' if we can borrow some brown sugar?
We were wonderin' if we can borrow some brown sugar?
We'd get together, a little bump and grind.
We'd get together, a little bump and grind.
We'll watch this on this map until he stops.
We'll watch this on this map until he stops.
We're callin' all cars. Only I don't know where I need 'em.
We're callin' all cars. Only I don't know where I need 'em.
We're in.
We're in.
We're inside.
We're inside.
We're lookin' for someone who can step on a shitload of heroin.
We're lookin' for someone who can step on a shitload of heroin.
We're really in a hurry.
We're really in a hurry.
We're standing out front arguing like a couple of schoolgirls.
We're standing out front arguing like a couple of schoolgirls.
We're supposed to get the girl. Forget them.
We're supposed to get the girl. Forget them.
We've got a problem with our chemistry set?
We've got a problem with our chemistry set?
Welcome to casa de Lowrey. (CHUCKLES)
Welcome to casa de Lowrey. (CHUCKLES)
Welcome to our nightmare, boys.
Welcome to our nightmare, boys.
Well, I can see how it may throw you a little bit.
Well, I can see how it may throw you a little bit.
Well, I mean, she must be pretty amazing...
Well, I mean, she must be pretty amazing...
Well, if it isn't the guy who doesn't return phone calls.
Well, if it isn't the guy who doesn't return phone calls.
Well, maybe I am, but we're just friends.
Well, maybe I am, but we're just friends.
Well, now it's a surprise party.
Well, now it's a surprise party.
Well, right now, I got the time, and you damn sure got the quality.
Well, right now, I got the time, and you damn sure got the quality.
Well, thanks a lot, jojo. Why don't you go grab that? Cool.
Well, thanks a lot, jojo. Why don't you go grab that? Cool.
Well, that's it. I'm callin' major backup.
Well, that's it. I'm callin' major backup.
Well, you know, like watching him tonight.
Well, you know, like watching him tonight.
Well, you must be very good.
Well, you must be very good.
Well. Looks like somebody's home.
Well. Looks like somebody's home.
Well. Should I add this to your body count?
Well. Should I add this to your body count?
Went to Manuel arrona of key biscayne. Partner.
Went to Manuel arrona of key biscayne. Partner.
What am I smellin'? Just drive!
What am I smellin'? Just drive!
What are our chances?
What are our chances?
What are you guys doin'? You pissed him off.
What are you guys doin'? You pissed him off.
What are you talkin' about? I'm focused!
What are you talkin' about? I'm focused!
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What did he say? Did he say he had a key?
What did he say? Did he say he had a key?
What did she say to you? The shooters are gonna make their drop in four days?
What did she say to you? The shooters are gonna make their drop in four days?
What do you come up with? You got this shit.
What do you come up with? You got this shit.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you think, guys? Looks like the real thing.
What do you think, guys? Looks like the real thing.
What guys? All I saw were bullets. You tell me what they look like.
What guys? All I saw were bullets. You tell me what they look like.
What in the world? Very strange.
What in the world? Very strange.
What is goin' on out here?
What is goin' on out here?
What is he talking about?
What is he talking about?
What is it? Too much caffeine? Not enough sex?
What is it? Too much caffeine? Not enough sex?
What is this, a goddamn family station wagon?
What is this, a goddamn family station wagon?
What is wrong with him? This one goes on the bulletin board at work.
What is wrong with him? This one goes on the bulletin board at work.
What the fuck "get me"?
What the fuck "get me"?
What the fuck is all this? Look like beirut. Ah, Al Capone suite.
What the fuck is all this? Look like beirut. Ah, Al Capone suite.
What the fuck you doin'?
What the fuck you doin'?
What the hell are you doin'?
What the hell are you doin'?
What the hell are you talkin' about, cojones?
What the hell are you talkin' about, cojones?
What was that, huh? What the what was that?
What was that, huh? What the what was that?
What you into, Jo? I'm into rubber. Rubber, rubber, rubber.
What you into, Jo? I'm into rubber. Rubber, rubber, rubber.
What you mean? You never even met him me.
What you mean? You never even met him me.
What you talkin' about? (LAUGHING)
What you talkin' about? (LAUGHING)
What, I'm supposed to apologize for my family leavin' me money?
What, I'm supposed to apologize for my family leavin' me money?
What, make a trip all the way down here to high society for nothin'?
What, make a trip all the way down here to high society for nothin'?
What, you got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.
What, you got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.
What's Marcus' wife like?
What's Marcus' wife like?
What's that?
What's that?
What's this? You want me to call around looking for the newly rich?
What's this? You want me to call around looking for the newly rich?
What's up, boy?
What's up, boy?
What's up, Chet? Hey, Mr. Lowrey.
What's up, Chet? Hey, Mr. Lowrey.
What's up, Jo?
What's up, Jo?
What's up, motherfucker?
What's up, motherfucker?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up? You're supposed to be gettin' us into this Eddie dominguez file.
What's up? You're supposed to be gettin' us into this Eddie dominguez file.
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
When you were eight and you had bad traits
When you were eight and you had bad traits
Where were y'all last night, man?
Where were y'all last night, man?
Whew.
Whew.
Whew. Okay. Ahem.
Whew. Okay. Ahem.
Which means they're comin' for your ass. Good luck.
Which means they're comin' for your ass. Good luck.
Who got a problem with Mike Lowrey.
Who got a problem with Mike Lowrey.
Who I think you may be a little bit in love with.
Who I think you may be a little bit in love with.
Who picked this dumb ass road? All the goddamn
Who picked this dumb ass road? All the goddamn
Who's the chick? How's your wife?
Who's the chick? How's your wife?
Whoa. I think we need to address the serious
Whoa. I think we need to address the serious
Whoa. Why do you act like this every time we're around a dead body?
Whoa. Why do you act like this every time we're around a dead body?
Whoo, did I!
Whoo, did I!
Whoo! I'd be pissed!
Whoo! I'd be pissed!
Why am I trippin' on shit I know is there?
Why am I trippin' on shit I know is there?
Why don't y'all have your cousins bring the shit back and we can all get some sleep.
Why don't y'all have your cousins bring the shit back and we can all get some sleep.
Why don't you do it after we get the information we need?
Why don't you do it after we get the information we need?
Why don't you guys pick out some whitewalls
Why don't you guys pick out some whitewalls
Why don't you rent a movie or something? Something we can kick back to.
Why don't you rent a movie or something? Something we can kick back to.
Why don't you start by lookin' right here?
Why don't you start by lookin' right here?
Why don't you watch it with all that shit, all right?
Why don't you watch it with all that shit, all right?
Why don't you whip it out for her, big boy?
Why don't you whip it out for her, big boy?
Why I got to be all that? I'll take you and me... Slow ass miss Daisy.
Why I got to be all that? I'll take you and me... Slow ass miss Daisy.
Why I gotta come up with all the ideas?
Why I gotta come up with all the ideas?
Why would I be uncomfortable? Mm, I don't know.
Why would I be uncomfortable? Mm, I don't know.
Why you going home to your wife?
Why you going home to your wife?
Will you model for me, Max?
Will you model for me, Max?
With Mike Lowrey. You with the cops, okay?
With Mike Lowrey. You with the cops, okay?
Work your magic. You say, you're a computer whiz, man.
Work your magic. You say, you're a computer whiz, man.
Would you lie to me? Hey, I'm drivin'.
Would you lie to me? Hey, I'm drivin'.
Would you ouch!
Would you ouch!
Y'all met? Um
Y'all met? Um
Y'all want somethin'?
Y'all want somethin'?
Yeah, 911? Yeah, Chet here.
Yeah, 911? Yeah, Chet here.
Yeah, and you're gonna be retired like him too.
Yeah, and you're gonna be retired like him too.
Yeah, baby. Look, baby, I know quality time was my idea.
Yeah, baby. Look, baby, I know quality time was my idea.
Yeah, focused on all this scattered ass around here.
Yeah, focused on all this scattered ass around here.
Yeah, he got a quality that women respond to. Sure.
Yeah, he got a quality that women respond to. Sure.
Yeah, I gotta get back to the p.D. These are Miami's peak crime hours.
Yeah, I gotta get back to the p.D. These are Miami's peak crime hours.
Yeah, I hate when a bitch lets herself slide.
Yeah, I hate when a bitch lets herself slide.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I wanna help you guys. You stick that gun down.
Yeah, I wanna help you guys. You stick that gun down.
Yeah, I'm a bad boy.
Yeah, I'm a bad boy.
Yeah, it is kinda nice.
Yeah, it is kinda nice.
Yeah, my my my place. My place is no way.
Yeah, my my my place. My place is no way.
Yeah, my place.
Yeah, my place.
Yeah, Sanchez. Lowrey. Yeah, your mother. Listen.
Yeah, Sanchez. Lowrey. Yeah, your mother. Listen.
Yeah, see, you like a magnet for random gunfire.
Yeah, see, you like a magnet for random gunfire.
Yeah, that's my baby, Luke.
Yeah, that's my baby, Luke.
Yeah, the dents come from all that. That's how I gets down, okay?
Yeah, the dents come from all that. That's how I gets down, okay?
Yeah, they do that to cut it. It like quadruples the value.
Yeah, they do that to cut it. It like quadruples the value.
Yeah, this was a brilliant design. This was really intelligent. I like this.
Yeah, this was a brilliant design. This was really intelligent. I like this.
Yeah, well, we, as in me and my partner.
Yeah, well, we, as in me and my partner.
Yeah, yeah, you got it all figured out, don't you? You got to have faith.
Yeah, yeah, you got it all figured out, don't you? You got to have faith.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I am.
Yeah, yeah. I am.
Yeah, yeah. Uh huh. And I'm gonna get his ass.
Yeah, yeah. Uh huh. And I'm gonna get his ass.
Yeah, you know you always be getting emotional after gunfights.
Yeah, you know you always be getting emotional after gunfights.
Yeah? So? So, you know, from time to time,
Yeah? So? So, you know, from time to time,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. (LAUGHS) That what you wanna call it.
Yeah. (LAUGHS) That what you wanna call it.
Yeah. Eddie dominguez. He look familiar?
Yeah. Eddie dominguez. He look familiar?
Yeah. Equipment room? Behave yourself.
Yeah. Equipment room? Behave yourself.
Yeah. Listen, why don't you see if you can catch a ride with Howard?
Yeah. Listen, why don't you see if you can catch a ride with Howard?
Yeah. Lowrey's desk.
Yeah. Lowrey's desk.
Yeah. We're on the airfield now.
Yeah. We're on the airfield now.
Yes, I'm here to kill my husband. Marcus Burnett?
Yes, I'm here to kill my husband. Marcus Burnett?
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Yo, fellas, what's up?
Yo, fellas, what's up?
Yo, it's over.
Yo, it's over.
Yo, man, this is a waste of time. Come on, man.
Yo, man, this is a waste of time. Come on, man.
Yo, man. We ain't the cosbys.
Yo, man. We ain't the cosbys.
Yo, my bad, huh?
Yo, my bad, huh?
Yo, that's my silk shirt, man! Oh.
Yo, that's my silk shirt, man! Oh.
You ain't even trying to compare body counts.
You ain't even trying to compare body counts.
You ain't got no more bats, golf clubs or
You ain't got no more bats, golf clubs or
You ain't interested in the fry. You all up in that.
You ain't interested in the fry. You all up in that.
You ain't screwin' nothin'! Theresa!
You ain't screwin' nothin'! Theresa!
You always wanted to be starsky or hutch.
You always wanted to be starsky or hutch.
You are not police officers. I'm not stupid.
You are not police officers. I'm not stupid.
You better come up with an idea fast!
You better come up with an idea fast!
You better do somethin', boy, 'cause we runnin' outta road!
You better do somethin', boy, 'cause we runnin' outta road!
You better fuckin' win, that's all I know!
You better fuckin' win, that's all I know!
You better win! You better win!
You better win! You better win!
You can go ahead. Yeah, now is good. Now?
You can go ahead. Yeah, now is good. Now?
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on your brother
You chuck it on your brother
You couldn't kill me, you chickenshit, could you?
You couldn't kill me, you chickenshit, could you?
You couldn't wait four more days until I made the deal?
You couldn't wait four more days until I made the deal?
You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no backseat.
You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no backseat.
You didn't think about 5:00 you'd have a hole in your leg, did ya?
You didn't think about 5:00 you'd have a hole in your leg, did ya?
You don't have no keys? Why wouldn't you have keys?
You don't have no keys? Why wouldn't you have keys?
You don't have the authority to reassign me.
You don't have the authority to reassign me.
You don't know who you talkin' to?
You don't know who you talkin' to?
You don't like your job? Quit.
You don't like your job? Quit.
You don't respect other people's shit, that's your problem.
You don't respect other people's shit, that's your problem.
You don't sound sexy enough. Captain!
You don't sound sexy enough. Captain!
You don't talk to her, she's gonna walk. I can't be no Mike!
You don't talk to her, she's gonna walk. I can't be no Mike!
You down. You down. (SIGHS)
You down. You down. (SIGHS)
You find her! It's the only good lead we got all day.
You find her! It's the only good lead we got all day.
You get the license plate? Yeah, I got the fuckin' plates.
You get the license plate? Yeah, I got the fuckin' plates.
You go and pick an ice cream truck that's a damn bomb!
You go and pick an ice cream truck that's a damn bomb!
You go at this shit alone.
You go at this shit alone.
You go to school and learn the golden rule
You go to school and learn the golden rule
You gonna get that fry.
You gonna get that fry.
You gonna have to keep it in your pants.
You gonna have to keep it in your pants.
You gonna leave me here like a humpin' dog.
You gonna leave me here like a humpin' dog.
You got a headache. Let me tell you what I did last night.
You got a headache. Let me tell you what I did last night.
You got an engine floor up here. My shit ain't goin' down up in there.
You got an engine floor up here. My shit ain't goin' down up in there.
You got eight fuckin' badges. I told you this cop thing don't work.
You got eight fuckin' badges. I told you this cop thing don't work.
You got it easy compared to me, livin' in that zoo you call home.
You got it easy compared to me, livin' in that zoo you call home.
You got it? Frank? Frank. Oh, geez.
You got it? Frank? Frank. Oh, geez.
You got that right. Don't worry, though.
You got that right. Don't worry, though.
You got the right to remain silent.
You got the right to remain silent.
You got to trust me.
You got to trust me.
You guys are bad news. So what does that mean?
You guys are bad news. So what does that mean?
You guys got two hours to find them.
You guys got two hours to find them.
You guys sure you wanna do this? Let's go!
You guys sure you wanna do this? Let's go!
You have a problem and you should have yourself checked. Yeah. Probably.
You have a problem and you should have yourself checked. Yeah. Probably.
You have sexy ears, you know that?
You have sexy ears, you know that?
You know exactly where the dope is, but you lose our only witness.
You know exactly where the dope is, but you lose our only witness.
You know how that shit is. Sometimes you do dumb shit. That's all that is.
You know how that shit is. Sometimes you do dumb shit. That's all that is.
You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the mornin'. I feel lighter on my feet.
You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the mornin'. I feel lighter on my feet.
You know somethin'. You don't know nothin'?
You know somethin'. You don't know nothin'?
You know the barrels of ether that blew up on the ice cream truck?
You know the barrels of ether that blew up on the ice cream truck?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm sayin'? He's the married one.
You know what I'm sayin'? He's the married one.
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
You know what, man? I'm so sick of this bullshit.
You know what, man? I'm so sick of this bullshit.
You know what? I don't eat baloney no more. How 'bout a pickle?
You know what? I don't eat baloney no more. How 'bout a pickle?
You know, 'cause I'm guardin' shit.
You know, 'cause I'm guardin' shit.
You know, for such a stud, Mike Lowrey,
You know, for such a stud, Mike Lowrey,
You know, he's so smooth, you know? Boy.
You know, he's so smooth, you know? Boy.
You know, I'm so stupid sometimes. Are you?
You know, I'm so stupid sometimes. Are you?
You know, like the cops do in the movies? They sit on a stool?
You know, like the cops do in the movies? They sit on a stool?
You know, real well from my "peripheals."
You know, real well from my "peripheals."
You know, the way he was sort of throwing guys this way and that.
You know, the way he was sort of throwing guys this way and that.
You know, they said that this deal was going down in four days,
You know, they said that this deal was going down in four days,
You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive miss Daisy.
You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive miss Daisy.
You know. Apparently.
You know. Apparently.
You left a strange hooker alone in my apartment?
You left a strange hooker alone in my apartment?
You left her by herself? Our only fuckin' witness?
You left her by herself? Our only fuckin' witness?
You like that shit? Wesley snipes, passenger 57.
You like that shit? Wesley snipes, passenger 57.
You look like a model in that dress.
You look like a model in that dress.
You look real handsome today, Marcus.
You look real handsome today, Marcus.
You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute. I was.
You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute. I was.
You might wanna get back to your partner.
You might wanna get back to your partner.
You mind tellin' me where the hell you been the last 12 hours?
You mind tellin' me where the hell you been the last 12 hours?
You motherfuckers!
You motherfuckers!
You must me... Marcus. Marcus. Marcus. I'm Marcus.
You must me... Marcus. Marcus. Marcus. I'm Marcus.
You said you'd get me out of jail. I wasn't lyin'.
You said you'd get me out of jail. I wasn't lyin'.
You see what happens when you go off without me? You get into shit.
You see what happens when you go off without me? You get into shit.
You sellin' tires, huh, Jo? Yeah.
You sellin' tires, huh, Jo? Yeah.
You sleep with a beautiful woman every night.
You sleep with a beautiful woman every night.
You sound like a nagging wife. I'm nagging. I'm nagging.
You sound like a nagging wife. I'm nagging. I'm nagging.
You stay put. Anybody tells you to move, don't.
You stay put. Anybody tells you to move, don't.
You still a chemist, right? Cuttin' drugs and shit like that?
You still a chemist, right? Cuttin' drugs and shit like that?
You sure seem a little rigid about having a girl in your bed.
You sure seem a little rigid about having a girl in your bed.
You tellin' me the truth, right? Would I lie to you?
You tellin' me the truth, right? Would I lie to you?
You the one who picked a slow ass ice cream truck!
You the one who picked a slow ass ice cream truck!
You threw Yvette out naked?
You threw Yvette out naked?
You turned South beach into a war zone. I finally got the authority to shut you down.
You turned South beach into a war zone. I finally got the authority to shut you down.
You wanna meet Duke? He's he's in the bed.
You wanna meet Duke? He's he's in the bed.
You want to do protective custody? We'll do in home protective custody.
You want to do protective custody? We'll do in home protective custody.
You wanted home protective custody. You at my house.
You wanted home protective custody. You at my house.
You wanted Mike Lowrey? You got him.
You wanted Mike Lowrey? You got him.
You were a cop for so long. You should know hookers talk.
You were a cop for so long. You should know hookers talk.
You were gonna bring me to your place ju Julie!
You were gonna bring me to your place ju Julie!
You won't see your wife for a month! Get out of the chair! Goddamn, man!
You won't see your wife for a month! Get out of the chair! Goddamn, man!
You would do that for us, jojo?
You would do that for us, jojo?
You you don't want that, 'cause when I come,
You you don't want that, 'cause when I come,
You you you a little dangerous.
You you you a little dangerous.
You'd realize that sometimes shit happens, okay?
You'd realize that sometimes shit happens, okay?
You'll be back to your own life.
You'll be back to your own life.
You'll be set free. Cut loose.
You'll be set free. Cut loose.
You're always sayin' you want quality time.
You're always sayin' you want quality time.
You're an Angel. These are your wings. Flap, flap. That's all.
You're an Angel. These are your wings. Flap, flap. That's all.
You're arguin' over a motherfuckin' french fry.
You're arguin' over a motherfuckin' french fry.
You're cops. I can't believe this. I should turn you in to hard copy.
You're cops. I can't believe this. I should turn you in to hard copy.
You're doin' Theresa! No, I'm not!
You're doin' Theresa! No, I'm not!
You're fucking with my timetable here. I gave you a deadline.
You're fucking with my timetable here. I gave you a deadline.
You're goddamn right it's gettin' out of control! Look, man,
You're goddamn right it's gettin' out of control! Look, man,
You're him. You're you.
You're him. You're you.
You're looking at a lot of time, you know that?
You're looking at a lot of time, you know that?
You're my deputy. From here. I'm your deputy. Great.
You're my deputy. From here. I'm your deputy. Great.
You're my partner. Shut up. Shut up, man.
You're my partner. Shut up. Shut up, man.
You're no longer welcome to my house.
You're no longer welcome to my house.
You're not any Yvette I know. Get your hands off me!
You're not any Yvette I know. Get your hands off me!
You're not talking about the murder case at the biltmore hotel, are you?
You're not talking about the murder case at the biltmore hotel, are you?
You're not what I expected.
You're not what I expected.
You're right on that one. Uh, I'm gonna go call homicide.
You're right on that one. Uh, I'm gonna go call homicide.
You're so nasty. Mm hmm.
You're so nasty. Mm hmm.
You're tired? (MAN) These guard dogs ain't cuttin' it no more.
You're tired? (MAN) These guard dogs ain't cuttin' it no more.
Your ears are better for you to listen with.
Your ears are better for you to listen with.
Your man can't get no quality time,
Your man can't get no quality time,
Yours? Man, it's our score.
Yours? Man, it's our score.
Yvette is a masseuse. Huh?
Yvette is a masseuse. Huh?
Yvette? I forgot she was comin'! You threw Yvette out?
Yvette? I forgot she was comin'! You threw Yvette out?
Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. This is a limited edition.
Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. This is a limited edition.
21 2, request backup. 614 reach road.
21 2, request backup. 614 reach road.
90 million, geldersbank of Zurich.
90 million, geldersbank of Zurich.
'Cause it's like a shrine. Just a reminder. Oh.
'Cause it's like a shrine. Just a reminder. Oh.
(BEEP) (ENGINE FIRING)
(BEEP) (ENGINE FIRING)
(BEEPING) (JULIE) No.
(BEEPING) (JULIE) No.
(BOYS) What's up, uncle Mike? (MIKE) Partner, partner.
(BOYS) What's up, uncle Mike? (MIKE) Partner, partner.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) (CAPT. HOWARD) It's about fuckin' time. Lowrey!
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) (CAPT. HOWARD) It's about fuckin' time. Lowrey!
(CHUCKLES) Whoa, Marcus. Come on, man.
(CHUCKLES) Whoa, Marcus. Come on, man.
(CLEARS THROAT) And look at this cute little dog on the couch.
(CLEARS THROAT) And look at this cute little dog on the couch.
(COCKS GUN) Freeze!
(COCKS GUN) Freeze!
(GASPING) (SCREAMING)
(GASPING) (SCREAMING)
(GIRL) James keeps pushin' me. Quit it! Talkin' 'bout my boy's ears.
(GIRL) James keeps pushin' me. Quit it! Talkin' 'bout my boy's ears.
(GRUNTING) (GROANING)
(GRUNTING) (GROANING)
(GUNSHOT) (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(GUNSHOT) (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(GUNSHOT) Ah, motherf ah!
(GUNSHOT) Ah, motherf ah!
(GUNSHOTS) (CUSTOMERS SCREAMING)
(GUNSHOTS) (CUSTOMERS SCREAMING)
(GUNSHOTS) (JULIE SHRIEKS)
(GUNSHOTS) (JULIE SHRIEKS)
(HORN HONKING) Oh, shit!
(HORN HONKING) Oh, shit!
(JULIE CRYING) (FOUCHET) Move!
(JULIE CRYING) (FOUCHET) Move!
(LAUGHS) Okay, now
(LAUGHS) Okay, now
(MARCUS) Damn it! Oh, shit!
(MARCUS) Damn it! Oh, shit!
(MARCUS) Go! There is too much killin' goin' on, Fergie.
(MARCUS) Go! There is too much killin' goin' on, Fergie.
(MARCUS) Let's go! (JULIE) That was the guy who shot Max!
(MARCUS) Let's go! (JULIE) That was the guy who shot Max!
(MARCUS) Run fast! Move! (GUNSHOTS CONTINUES)
(MARCUS) Run fast! Move! (GUNSHOTS CONTINUES)
(MAX) Uh, yeah, Eddie does. I should have
(MAX) Uh, yeah, Eddie does. I should have
(MIKE) Freeze! (GUNSHOT)
(MIKE) Freeze! (GUNSHOT)
(MIKE) This is bad. Let me call it what it is. This is fucked up.
(MIKE) This is bad. Let me call it what it is. This is fucked up.
(QUINCY) What? What you take my food for? (MIKE) Hey, girl.
(QUINCY) What? What you take my food for? (MIKE) Hey, girl.
(RADIO) Move your ass. We got six minutes. Ready.
(RADIO) Move your ass. We got six minutes. Ready.
(RUIZ) Hey, Lowrey, pick up your phone. (RINGING)
(RUIZ) Hey, Lowrey, pick up your phone. (RINGING)
(SCREAMING, GRUNTING) (GUNFIRE)
(SCREAMING, GRUNTING) (GUNFIRE)
(SCREAMING) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(SCREAMING) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(SCREAMING) Get out!
(SCREAMING) Get out!
(SHOUTING) (GUNFIRE)
(SHOUTING) (GUNFIRE)
(SIDEKICK) Get her! Move, Fergie! (PANTING)
(SIDEKICK) Get her! Move, Fergie! (PANTING)
(SIDEKICK) Use a smaller gun. You got blood
(SIDEKICK) Use a smaller gun. You got blood
(TIRES SQUEALING) 9 1 1!
(TIRES SQUEALING) 9 1 1!
All right. It can't hurt for her to take a peek. Oh, it can't hurt to look?
All right. It can't hurt for her to take a peek. Oh, it can't hurt to look?
And I don't let anybody in or out? Chet!
And I don't let anybody in or out? Chet!
Are you available this afternoon? It'll be $2, I've got plans with Julie.
Are you available this afternoon? It'll be $2, I've got plans with Julie.
Bang, bang, just out of nowhere sometimes. Mike! No, man.
Bang, bang, just out of nowhere sometimes. Mike! No, man.
Because you, your new little girlfriend... Ooh, shit!
Because you, your new little girlfriend... Ooh, shit!
Can I eat the pickle? There's a lot of salt in it, but yeah, it's fine.
Can I eat the pickle? There's a lot of salt in it, but yeah, it's fine.
Chet is very good. Oh! I'm sor
Chet is very good. Oh! I'm sor
Does anybody have a problem with that? Fine!
Does anybody have a problem with that? Fine!
Don't you move! I'm not understandin'. I really don't.
Don't you move! I'm not understandin'. I really don't.
Drive! Drive! I'm driving!
Drive! Drive! I'm driving!
Duck! Duck! Julie, get down! Get down!
Duck! Duck! Julie, get down! Get down!
Eat. Go on, girl. No problem. Man, she was a blu bla blam.
Eat. Go on, girl. No problem. Man, she was a blu bla blam.
Either I talk to Lowrey or I'm gonna blow town. Mike! Mike, phone!
Either I talk to Lowrey or I'm gonna blow town. Mike! Mike, phone!
Fouchet, it's a setup! I hijo de puta!
Fouchet, it's a setup! I hijo de puta!
Fourteen twenty five. Damn. I must have left my wallet somewhere.
Fourteen twenty five. Damn. I must have left my wallet somewhere.
Fuck me, please! Hold on! I'm gonna blow you! No, you hold on!
Fuck me, please! Hold on! I'm gonna blow you! No, you hold on!
Fuck. Move! Let's go!
Fuck. Move! Let's go!
Get it. You see I can't get down there.
Get it. You see I can't get down there.
Get out of the car, now! All right, all right! Okay?
Get out of the car, now! All right, all right! Okay?
Get the fuck out. Why I always got to get the big, thick motherfuckers?
Get the fuck out. Why I always got to get the big, thick motherfuckers?
He's probably so messed up he can't even
He's probably so messed up he can't even
Help, please. (DISPATCHER) All units, officer down.
Help, please. (DISPATCHER) All units, officer down.
Hey, freeze, bitch! You freeze, bitch!
Hey, freeze, bitch! You freeze, bitch!
Hey, hey, hey! Shut the fuck up! This shit is stupid.
Hey, hey, hey! Shut the fuck up! This shit is stupid.
Hey, I can't go. Get Mike down here. Handle this. You gotta go!
Hey, I can't go. Get Mike down here. Handle this. You gotta go!
Hey, lady, who are you? Who the hell are you?
Hey, lady, who are you? Who the hell are you?
Hey... go! Go! (MEN LAUGHING)
Hey... go! Go! (MEN LAUGHING)
His place. What?
His place. What?
Hmm? How's that? Just... just keep goin'.
Hmm? How's that? Just... just keep goin'.
How about you add some chimps? We can have a carnival. She wasn't no hooker.
How about you add some chimps? We can have a carnival. She wasn't no hooker.
I been tellin' you that since we started. You
I been tellin' you that since we started. You
I don't need Mike to handle it. I know you
I don't need Mike to handle it. I know you
I don't want him knowin' about 'em either;
I don't want him knowin' about 'em either;
I I Prove it!
I I Prove it!
I knew it! Freeze!
I knew it! Freeze!
I know a little bit. Tell him something, Jo!
I know a little bit. Tell him something, Jo!
I Mira, El carro! Okay, okay!
I Mira, El carro! Okay, okay!
I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories. Hey.
I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories. Hey.
I'll arrest the principal. (GIRL) Mom! Mom! (MOTHER) What?
I'll arrest the principal. (GIRL) Mom! Mom! (MOTHER) What?
I'll book your narrow ass. Oh, yeah? And I'll develop amnesia.
I'll book your narrow ass. Oh, yeah? And I'll develop amnesia.
I'm fine, thank you. Mike!
I'm fine, thank you. Mike!
I'm gonna get rid of it. Yeah, you don't need that.
I'm gonna get rid of it. Yeah, you don't need that.
I'm gonna reach for my badge. Badges? You want badges, mother bitch?
I'm gonna reach for my badge. Badges? You want badges, mother bitch?
I'm sorry. A as a partner.
I'm sorry. A as a partner.
It would take me a month to explain to you... (ALL ARGUING)
It would take me a month to explain to you... (ALL ARGUING)
It's gonna take awhile before we can hack the
It's gonna take awhile before we can hack the
It's not a chemistry set. He knows it ain't a chemistry set, asshole.
It's not a chemistry set. He knows it ain't a chemistry set, asshole.
It's three guys, all right? They got a laboratory... (COCKS GUN)
It's three guys, all right? They got a laboratory... (COCKS GUN)
Jojo. He is a chemist.
Jojo. He is a chemist.
Julie! (GUNSHOT)
Julie! (GUNSHOT)
Julie! All right.
Julie! All right.
Just one of my freaks. All of this on a cop's salary?
Just one of my freaks. All of this on a cop's salary?
Lady, don't push me! Hey, I'm Yvette!
Lady, don't push me! Hey, I'm Yvette!
Let me tell you, boy. This girl was... hey!
Let me tell you, boy. This girl was... hey!
Let's go! Get in! (JULIE) Get in the car!
Let's go! Get in! (JULIE) Get in the car!
Listen, uh, I need some help... Again. So what else is new?
Listen, uh, I need some help... Again. So what else is new?
Look, you gotta get out. Get your hands off me!
Look, you gotta get out. Get your hands off me!
Luke. Come on, Luke. Listen, lady, if you wanna live, you ain't got no choice.
Luke. Come on, Luke. Listen, lady, if you wanna live, you ain't got no choice.
Marcus, Marcus, Marcus. Shh! Let me tell you about this witness
Marcus, Marcus, Marcus. Shh! Let me tell you about this witness
Me? Okay. That's right. All right.
Me? Okay. That's right. All right.
Mike! If you don't start talkin' to me,
Mike! If you don't start talkin' to me,
Mike! That's what I'm talkin' about.
Mike! That's what I'm talkin' about.
Motherfucker's gonna blow! Get the fuck out!
Motherfucker's gonna blow! Get the fuck out!
My bad, my bad. Damn this. I'm callin' homicide.
My bad, my bad. Damn this. I'm callin' homicide.
No easy approach. (MARCUS) No time. Fuck the backup.
No easy approach. (MARCUS) No time. Fuck the backup.
No problem. Okay. Important witness. Thank you.
No problem. Okay. Important witness. Thank you.
No, he said "loose Cannon," 'cause I'm shootin' in public. Mike!
No, he said "loose Cannon," 'cause I'm shootin' in public. Mike!
No, I just said no to drugs. That's it. You said no to drugs.
No, I just said no to drugs. That's it. You said no to drugs.
no! There should be more! Oh, fuck, man! Uh no, no, no, no.
no! There should be more! Oh, fuck, man! Uh no, no, no, no.
Now what's up? He's a former ganja smokin' motherfucker.
Now what's up? He's a former ganja smokin' motherfucker.
Of who? I thought that you know, I thought maybe you were gay.
Of who? I thought that you know, I thought maybe you were gay.
Oh, God! (SIDEKICK) Move it!
Oh, God! (SIDEKICK) Move it!
oh, ho, ho! No, no, no!
oh, ho, ho! No, no, no!
Oh, my God! (GUNFIRE)
Oh, my God! (GUNFIRE)
Oh, shit! Goddamn!
Oh, shit! Goddamn!
Ohh. All right, you two, get over there.
Ohh. All right, you two, get over there.
Okay! Okay! I don't want brain fragments on me!
Okay! Okay! I don't want brain fragments on me!
Okay? Thank you. Hello?
Okay? Thank you. Hello?
Okay. Fuck that, jojo!
Okay. Fuck that, jojo!
Please. Is this even legal? I don't think this is legal.
Please. Is this even legal? I don't think this is legal.
Pow! Huh? You're sick.
Pow! Huh? You're sick.
Put your ass on TV! What are you doin'? I got this!
Put your ass on TV! What are you doin'? I got this!
Shampoo? Hello!
Shampoo? Hello!
She was naked? Titties were out a little bit.
She was naked? Titties were out a little bit.
she's a witness. I need you to keep an eye out. No problem.
she's a witness. I need you to keep an eye out. No problem.
She's not a working girl, Lois. Doesn't matter. This guy's on speedballs.
She's not a working girl, Lois. Doesn't matter. This guy's on speedballs.
Shit. Go! Go! Get her! Goddamn it!
Shit. Go! Go! Get her! Goddamn it!
Shit. What the fuck?
Shit. What the fuck?
Shot you? He shot me! You all right?
Shot you? He shot me! You all right?
Shut the fuck up! Take it easy, all right? We are police officers.
Shut the fuck up! Take it easy, all right? We are police officers.
Shut up! Do you just attract violent people?
Shut up! Do you just attract violent people?
Shut your mouths. All right, but wait a second.
Shut your mouths. All right, but wait a second.
So we got four days. Captain, what kind of plan is that, man?
So we got four days. Captain, what kind of plan is that, man?
So what you wearing? Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone! Baby!
So what you wearing? Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone! Baby!
So you back up off me. Man, you don't sit your lanky ass down, bottom line?
So you back up off me. Man, you don't sit your lanky ass down, bottom line?
So you don't know nothin'. Jojo don't know nothin'. I know tires.
So you don't know nothin'. Jojo don't know nothin'. I know tires.
Stop. You're gonna make me cry. Big, dumb
Stop. You're gonna make me cry. Big, dumb
Take this shit! Yo, we comin' to a dead end! There's no more road!
Take this shit! Yo, we comin' to a dead end! There's no more road!
Takes a lot of brains to pull somethin' like this off. Big cojones too.
Takes a lot of brains to pull somethin' like this off. Big cojones too.
That was quick. You one of those guys? In and out. It's not like that. The girl
That was quick. You one of those guys? In and out. It's not like that. The girl
That's just a suggestion. What do you think? Please.
That's just a suggestion. What do you think? Please.
That's my family. Don't break up a happy home. Stop wearin' my clothes then.
That's my family. Don't break up a happy home. Stop wearin' my clothes then.
That's what that shit means. You got somethin' on your chest?
That's what that shit means. You got somethin' on your chest?
That's what you are. You're him. I don't wanna hear it. Man, I
That's what you are. You're him. I don't wanna hear it. Man, I
That's what you're gonna be! Whoa, whoa,
That's what you're gonna be! Whoa, whoa,
That's why I need your car. I ain't no Wesley snipes.
That's why I need your car. I ain't no Wesley snipes.
The moment Lowrey gets in, you have him call me at home. Okay, call you at home.
The moment Lowrey gets in, you have him call me at home. Okay, call you at home.
The problem is that there's too much moisture
The problem is that there's too much moisture
The short one. Thought so.
The short one. Thought so.
The way Max described you was different. I'm undercover!
The way Max described you was different. I'm undercover!
There he is! Yo, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! I'm on him.
There he is! Yo, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! I'm on him.
There! Right there! Move, move, move, move!
There! Right there! Move, move, move, move!
There's somebody out there! Quick. Get the kids. Get the kids!
There's somebody out there! Quick. Get the kids. Get the kids!
Uh huh. You you you see me.
Uh huh. You you you see me.
Uh huh. Right on your forehead. Yeah. Oh, shut up.
Uh huh. Right on your forehead. Yeah. Oh, shut up.
Uh, protective custody. Well, fuck that. I'm only dealing with you.
Uh, protective custody. Well, fuck that. I'm only dealing with you.
Use this phone. Do not let him go upstairs. Don't let him upstairs?
Use this phone. Do not let him go upstairs. Don't let him upstairs?
Very nice car you got there. Oh, yeah.
Very nice car you got there. Oh, yeah.
Watch out for everything. You got it.
Watch out for everything. You got it.
Watch your fuckin' mouth. If you'd lose some weight, you would've caught 'em!
Watch your fuckin' mouth. If you'd lose some weight, you would've caught 'em!
Well, I'm not a comedian, but... I don't mean like that kind of funny.
Well, I'm not a comedian, but... I don't mean like that kind of funny.
What am I smellin'? (JULIE) Ether!
What am I smellin'? (JULIE) Ether!
What do you need? There's a lot of people who'll talk to you...
What do you need? There's a lot of people who'll talk to you...
What do you say we put an end to all this bickering, huh? Right.
What do you say we put an end to all this bickering, huh? Right.
What do you want? Do you want some? I want some!
What do you want? Do you want some? I want some!
What the fuck are you doin'? Gettin' it outta the way.
What the fuck are you doin'? Gettin' it outta the way.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Fletcher, have a seat.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Fletcher, have a seat.
What the fuck was that for? You're not Mike Lowrey!
What the fuck was that for? You're not Mike Lowrey!
What's goin' on? Quincy, check it out.
What's goin' on? Quincy, check it out.
What's up, yo? You pullin' a gun on me?
What's up, yo? You pullin' a gun on me?
what's wrong with you, man? A little nauseou
what's wrong with you, man? A little nauseou
Where are we gonna do that? Protective custody.
Where are we gonna do that? Protective custody.
Where you goin'? Eight calls were made to Lois fields.
Where you goin'? Eight calls were made to Lois fields.
Where? Tell him again! I don't want you to get hurt! I'll tell you where he's at.
Where? Tell him again! I don't want you to get hurt! I'll tell you where he's at.
Whew. (SNIFFING) You fart?
Whew. (SNIFFING) You fart?
Who done tore off and whupped your ass now? This ain't the time!
Who done tore off and whupped your ass now? This ain't the time!
Who's there? Uh, Mike Lowrey.
Who's there? Uh, Mike Lowrey.
Why only Mike Lowrey? I have a detective here... none of your fucking business.
Why only Mike Lowrey? I have a detective here... none of your fucking business.
Would you do it? (MARCUS) Mike, step off!
Would you do it? (MARCUS) Mike, step off!
Wrong. Give me that!
Wrong. Give me that!
Yeah, so's your mama's bed. This could
Yeah, so's your mama's bed. This could
Yeah. (ANSWERING MACHINE) Hi, Mike. This is Yvette.
Yeah. (ANSWERING MACHINE) Hi, Mike. This is Yvette.
Yeah. Yeah, can I speak to Romeo?
Yeah. Yeah, can I speak to Romeo?
Yeah. I know. Yeah?
Yeah. I know. Yeah?
You are so silly. Are you gonna be late tonight?
You are so silly. Are you gonna be late tonight?
You can get me Lowrey. This is not another paternity case, is it?
You can get me Lowrey. This is not another paternity case, is it?
You cockeyed fuck. (SIRENS WAILING)
You cockeyed fuck. (SIRENS WAILING)
You forgot your boardin' pass! (GROWLING)
You forgot your boardin' pass! (GROWLING)
You get us assigned to traffic duty? No, this is real.
You get us assigned to traffic duty? No, this is real.
You got that right, detective. Hello, Alison.
You got that right, detective. Hello, Alison.
You my boy, man! No, no, you like my brother, man.
You my boy, man! No, no, you like my brother, man.
You okay? I'm cool.
You okay? I'm cool.
You on the Mike with Mike. Want daddy to wipe your mouth?
You on the Mike with Mike. Want daddy to wipe your mouth?
You remember your assignment? Yeah. I'm the decoy.
You remember your assignment? Yeah. I'm the decoy.
You shut up! Okay.
You shut up! Okay.
You want some bad enough, then come and get some! I'm gone.
You want some bad enough, then come and get some! I'm gone.
You're helpin'. Can you do it from here? Yeah, I can do it from here.
You're helpin'. Can you do it from here? Yeah, I can do it from here.
'cause they take like odd parts from all different ones.
'cause they take like odd parts from all different ones.
'Cause you cooked Noah's ass back on the freeway.
'Cause you cooked Noah's ass back on the freeway.
'Cause you're startin' to get on my goddamn nerves!
'Cause you're startin' to get on my goddamn nerves!
'Cause, I mean, when I saw it, you know, it was like the whole wall,
'Cause, I mean, when I saw it, you know, it was like the whole wall,
'Cause, Mike, Kojak whatever your name is
'Cause, Mike, Kojak whatever your name is
'Cause... I'm Mike Lowrey.
'Cause... I'm Mike Lowrey.
"Cut it"? You cut it up?
"Cut it"? You cut it up?
"I got this, partner. I got this."
"I got this, partner. I got this."
(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)
(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)
(ARGUING)
(ARGUING)
(ARM BANGS AGAINST TABLE)
(ARM BANGS AGAINST TABLE)
(AWKWARD LAUGH) That I was gay.
(AWKWARD LAUGH) That I was gay.
(AWNING CREAKING)
(AWNING CREAKING)
(BANK OPERATOR SPEAKING, INDISTINCT) Thank you.
(BANK OPERATOR SPEAKING, INDISTINCT) Thank you.
(BARBELL CRASHES) (GROANS)
(BARBELL CRASHES) (GROANS)
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
(BARKS) Right, right.
(BARKS) Right, right.
(BEEPER BEEPING) Can you take care of this, please?
(BEEPER BEEPING) Can you take care of this, please?
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING) Noah. I remember you.
(BEEPING) Noah. I remember you.
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BELCHES, SIGHS) Goddamn taco's gonna kill me.
(BELCHES, SIGHS) Goddamn taco's gonna kill me.
(BELL DINGS) Can I talk to you?
(BELL DINGS) Can I talk to you?
(BELL DINGS) Tell her about when I told you.
(BELL DINGS) Tell her about when I told you.
(BELL DINGS) Whew. Chet.
(BELL DINGS) Whew. Chet.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(BOTH LAUGH)
(CAPT. HOWARD) He knew the girl, huh?
(CAPT. HOWARD) He knew the girl, huh?
(CAPT. HOWARD) What does he know? Uh huh.
(CAPT. HOWARD) What does he know? Uh huh.
(CAPT. HOWARD) What is it with you guys? How come it's always good news, bad news?
(CAPT. HOWARD) What is it with you guys? How come it's always good news, bad news?
(CAPTAIN HOWARD) You guys know captain Sinclair, internal affairs' top watchdog.
(CAPTAIN HOWARD) You guys know captain Sinclair, internal affairs' top watchdog.
(CAPTAIN) All right. Please. Now!
(CAPTAIN) All right. Please. Now!
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) He's a joke.
(CHUCKLES) He's a joke.
(CHUCKLES) K k k keep a guy like what?
(CHUCKLES) K k k keep a guy like what?
(CHUCKLES) King ding a Ling.
(CHUCKLES) King ding a Ling.
(CHUCKLES) Mike, you sound like you're saving yourself for marriage.
(CHUCKLES) Mike, you sound like you're saving yourself for marriage.
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING) Fine. She's fine.
(CHUCKLING) Fine. She's fine.
(CLICK) Damn it!
(CLICK) Damn it!
(CLICKING)
(CLICKING)
(COMPUTER VOICE) Sector 2 3 4. Signal's still strong.
(COMPUTER VOICE) Sector 2 3 4. Signal's still strong.
(CRYING SOFTLY) You don't know me. My name's Julie mott,
(CRYING SOFTLY) You don't know me. My name's Julie mott,
(DIAL TONE)
(DIAL TONE)
(DIAL TONE) Goddamn it!
(DIAL TONE) Goddamn it!
(DIAL TONE) Maybe not.
(DIAL TONE) Maybe not.
(DISPATCHER CONTINUES) All units in the vicinity, respond and identify.
(DISPATCHER CONTINUES) All units in the vicinity, respond and identify.
(DISPATCHER) 21 2, backup. Reach road.
(DISPATCHER) 21 2, backup. Reach road.
(DISPATCHER) Air three, Roger. Suspect or suspects unknown.
(DISPATCHER) Air three, Roger. Suspect or suspects unknown.
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
(DOG BARKING)
(DOG BARKING)
(DOG BARKING) (GASPING)
(DOG BARKING) (GASPING)
(DOOR OPENS, JULIE CLEARS THROAT)
(DOOR OPENS, JULIE CLEARS THROAT)
(DOOR SLAMS) And you don't even have your wedding ring on!
(DOOR SLAMS) And you don't even have your wedding ring on!
(DOORBELL RINGING) (MIKE) He's not answerin'.
(DOORBELL RINGING) (MIKE) He's not answerin'.
(DOORBELL RINGS) Get up outta here.
(DOORBELL RINGS) Get up outta here.
(DRIVER) There he goes!
(DRIVER) There he goes!
(ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SQUEALING)
(ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SQUEALING)
(ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SQUEALING)
(ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SQUEALING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
(EXASPERATED SIGH)
(EXASPERATED SIGH)
(FLETCHER) It's not that easy, okay? If it was, you'd be doin' it.
(FLETCHER) It's not that easy, okay? If it was, you'd be doin' it.
(FOUCHET) Move! Move!
(FOUCHET) Move! Move!
(GAGGING)
(GAGGING)
(GAGGING) The smell and the fumes.
(GAGGING) The smell and the fumes.
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GEARSHIFT GRINDING)
(GEARSHIFT GRINDING)
(GRAVELLY VOICE) Mike Lowrey.
(GRAVELLY VOICE) Mike Lowrey.
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING) (GLASS BREAKING)
(GROANING) (GLASS BREAKING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING, YAPPING)
(GROWLING, YAPPING)
(GRUNTING, SHOUTING)
(GRUNTING, SHOUTING)
(GRUNTING) Probably needed money to pay off his debts.
(GRUNTING) Probably needed money to pay off his debts.
(GRUNTS) Ooh.
(GRUNTS) Ooh.
(GUFFAWS)
(GUFFAWS)
(GUN COCKING)
(GUN COCKING)
(GUNFIRE)
(GUNFIRE)
(GUNSHOT BLAST) (SHOUTING)
(GUNSHOT BLAST) (SHOUTING)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOTS, GLASS BREAKING)
(GUNSHOTS, GLASS BREAKING)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(GUNSHOTS)
(HOLLERING)
(HOLLERING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HORN HONKING)
(IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER) I'll be back.
(IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER) I'll be back.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) (MARCUS) Watch yourself.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) (MARCUS) Watch yourself.
(JULIE, WOMEN SCREAMING)
(JULIE, WOMEN SCREAMING)
(JULIE) Goddamn it! Fuckin' door!
(JULIE) Goddamn it! Fuckin' door!
(JULIE) Mike, I was thinking about something. Hi.
(JULIE) Mike, I was thinking about something. Hi.
(JULIE) Oh, baby.
(JULIE) Oh, baby.
(JULIE) Stop it!
(JULIE) Stop it!
(KIDS SHOUTING) (WOMAN) Hi, baby boy. Ooh, hi.
(KIDS SHOUTING) (WOMAN) Hi, baby boy. Ooh, hi.
(KNOCKING) (DOGS YAP)
(KNOCKING) (DOGS YAP)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Here's the file.
(LAUGHING) Here's the file.
(LAUGHING) I got some other oh, no.
(LAUGHING) I got some other oh, no.
(LAUGHING) I was playin'. Hello?
(LAUGHING) I was playin'. Hello?
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Yeah, well, I ain't expect to walk into yankee stadium either.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, well, I ain't expect to walk into yankee stadium either.
(LUKE GROWLING) Baby, it's not
(LUKE GROWLING) Baby, it's not
(MAN) Gentlemen, it's clear.
(MAN) Gentlemen, it's clear.
(MAN) Go on. Make 'em want it.
(MAN) Go on. Make 'em want it.
(MAN) Holy shit! What the hell is he doin'? Oh, man!
(MAN) Holy shit! What the hell is he doin'? Oh, man!
(MARCUS GROANS, SIGHS)
(MARCUS GROANS, SIGHS)
(MARCUS MUTTERING, SWEARING) (DOOR SLAMS)
(MARCUS MUTTERING, SWEARING) (DOOR SLAMS)
(MARCUS SHOUTS)
(MARCUS SHOUTS)
(MARCUS) Ahem. Yeah, come on. Watch your step walkin' through here.
(MARCUS) Ahem. Yeah, come on. Watch your step walkin' through here.
(MARCUS) And I'm tellin' you, you old psycho!
(MARCUS) And I'm tellin' you, you old psycho!
(MARCUS) Bullshit! Yes, okay. You're right.
(MARCUS) Bullshit! Yes, okay. You're right.
(MARCUS) By the time we deal with that bullshit,
(MARCUS) By the time we deal with that bullshit,
(MARCUS) Damn right. This is bullshit.
(MARCUS) Damn right. This is bullshit.
(MARCUS) Fouchet. Bet when your punk ass woke up this mornin',
(MARCUS) Fouchet. Bet when your punk ass woke up this mornin',
(MARCUS) I ever tell you I love you, man.
(MARCUS) I ever tell you I love you, man.
(MARCUS) I wanna meet the man who whupped your ass.
(MARCUS) I wanna meet the man who whupped your ass.
(MARCUS) Julie, you don't take that long to get shampoo. Let's go.
(MARCUS) Julie, you don't take that long to get shampoo. Let's go.
(MARCUS) There goes our only lead to the dope.
(MARCUS) There goes our only lead to the dope.
(MARCUS) We gotta go now.
(MARCUS) We gotta go now.
(MARCUS) When is this punk ass chemist coming home?
(MARCUS) When is this punk ass chemist coming home?
(MARCUS) Whoo! Budweiser.
(MARCUS) Whoo! Budweiser.
(MARCUS) Yeah, you can't just stick it in the microwave.
(MARCUS) Yeah, you can't just stick it in the microwave.
(MAX) Okay, Julie, I owe you one.
(MAX) Okay, Julie, I owe you one.
(MEN GRUNTING)
(MEN GRUNTING)
(MEN SHOUTING)
(MEN SHOUTING)
(MIKE SIGHS) I cannot believe this.
(MIKE SIGHS) I cannot believe this.
(MIKE) Fletcher, man, you kinda told us that
(MIKE) Fletcher, man, you kinda told us that
(MIKE) Girlfriend?
(MIKE) Girlfriend?
(MIKE) Hey, what you got over there, partner?
(MIKE) Hey, what you got over there, partner?
(MIKE) Hey, what's up? Hey.
(MIKE) Hey, what's up? Hey.
(MIKE) Let's just get down to club hell and pick up Noah.
(MIKE) Let's just get down to club hell and pick up Noah.
(MIKE) This has not been a good day.
(MIKE) This has not been a good day.
(MIKE) Well, yeah, that never stopped you before.
(MIKE) Well, yeah, that never stopped you before.
(MIKE) Whoops. Damn, man. Watch where you swingin' a dead leg.
(MIKE) Whoops. Damn, man. Watch where you swingin' a dead leg.
(MOTHER) James, stop with take 'em off
(MOTHER) James, stop with take 'em off
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUSIC)
(MUTTERING)
(MUTTERING)
(OVER PHONE) This is captain Howard. Can I help you?
(OVER PHONE) This is captain Howard. Can I help you?
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING) All I know is his name. Gimme his name.
(PANTING) All I know is his name. Gimme his name.
(PANTING) Do it. Do it!
(PANTING) Do it. Do it!
(PATRONS SCREAMING)
(PATRONS SCREAMING)
(PHONE BEEPS)
(PHONE BEEPS)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE RINGING) I'm with my babies.
(PHONE RINGING) I'm with my babies.
(PHONE RINGING) That might be him.
(PHONE RINGING) That might be him.
(PILOT) This is air unit two. We've got a (INDISTINCT)
(PILOT) This is air unit two. We've got a (INDISTINCT)
(POLICE DISPATCHER) Getting full integration on that signal.
(POLICE DISPATCHER) Getting full integration on that signal.
(POLICE OFFICER) Officer down. We need additional ground units.
(POLICE OFFICER) Officer down. We need additional ground units.
(POLICE TECHNICIAN) Eastbound towards northwest 135th street.
(POLICE TECHNICIAN) Eastbound towards northwest 135th street.
(PORSCHE DRIVER) I ain't your wife to be cleanin' up after your filthy ass.
(PORSCHE DRIVER) I ain't your wife to be cleanin' up after your filthy ass.
(RADIO) Fire.
(RADIO) Fire.
(RADIO) Guys, we got 12 minutes. Let's go.
(RADIO) Guys, we got 12 minutes. Let's go.
(REPORTER) Apparently the officers didn't like the presence of our cameras.
(REPORTER) Apparently the officers didn't like the presence of our cameras.
(RUIZ) Oh, the fuckin' pencil squad!
(RUIZ) Oh, the fuckin' pencil squad!
(SCOFFS) She's like a wife.
(SCOFFS) She's like a wife.
(SCOFFS) Who? Me? Mike Lowrey?
(SCOFFS) Who? Me? Mike Lowrey?
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
(SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SIDEKICK) Get the lady.
(SIDEKICK) Get the lady.
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) (GROWLS) I know. I know.
(SIGHS) (GROWLS) I know. I know.
(SIGHS) Can I get a pillow?
(SIGHS) Can I get a pillow?
(SIGHS) Cops are so dumb. Look, it's coming up.
(SIGHS) Cops are so dumb. Look, it's coming up.
(SIGHS) I just paged him.
(SIGHS) I just paged him.
(SIGHS) Ohh. See you found a light switch.
(SIGHS) Ohh. See you found a light switch.
(SIRENS BLARING)
(SIRENS BLARING)
(SIRENS WAILING, INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION)
(SIRENS WAILING, INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION)
(SMOOTH VOICE) Hello. This is Mike Lowrey.
(SMOOTH VOICE) Hello. This is Mike Lowrey.
(SNIFFING) Hello.
(SNIFFING) Hello.
(SNIFFS, COUGHS) (FEMALE DISPATCHER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO)
(SNIFFS, COUGHS) (FEMALE DISPATCHER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO)
(SOFTLY) God I know. I'm sorry.
(SOFTLY) God I know. I'm sorry.
(STAMMERING) I it was just
(STAMMERING) I it was just
(STATIC BUZZES, STOPS)
(STATIC BUZZES, STOPS)
(THERESA) Don't talk about quality time. Hold on, baby.
(THERESA) Don't talk about quality time. Hold on, baby.
(THERESA) Who's gonna pick the kids up from day care? Mike can't do it.
(THERESA) Who's gonna pick the kids up from day care? Mike can't do it.
(THUD) Damn!
(THUD) Damn!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING) The truck! Come on! Let's take the truck!
(TIRES SCREECHING) The truck! Come on! Let's take the truck!
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(TOYS CLATTERING)
(TOYS CLATTERING)
(TYPING, COMPUTER BEEPING)
(TYPING, COMPUTER BEEPING)
(WEIGHT CLATTERING) Oh, shit.
(WEIGHT CLATTERING) Oh, shit.
(WHISPERING) (SNARLING) Yeah.
(WHISPERING) (SNARLING) Yeah.
(WHISPERING) We can it's not even
(WHISPERING) We can it's not even
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YVETTE CONTINUES ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Uh, well (LAUGHS)
(YVETTE CONTINUES ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Uh, well (LAUGHS)
(YVETTE POUNDS ON DOOR) You asshole! Woman's into some weird shit.
(YVETTE POUNDS ON DOOR) You asshole! Woman's into some weird shit.
♪ (GASPING) divine ♪
♪ (GASPING) divine ♪
♪ (JULIE) So what am I? ♪ ♪ bad boys, what you want ♪
♪ (JULIE) So what am I? ♪ ♪ bad boys, what you want ♪
♪ Everybody boom, boom, boom ♪ ♪ said the welcome to the city ♪
♪ Everybody boom, boom, boom ♪ ♪ said the welcome to the city ♪
♪ 'Cause doughnuts make you ♪ ♪ run slow, ya know ♪
♪ 'Cause doughnuts make you ♪ ♪ run slow, ya know ♪
♪ 'Cause I borrowed ♪ ♪ and you'll borrow ♪
♪ 'Cause I borrowed ♪ ♪ and you'll borrow ♪
♪ 'Cause I heard you punkin' some ♪ ♪ but you can't punk me, do ♪
♪ 'Cause I heard you punkin' some ♪ ♪ but you can't punk me, do ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm tired ♪ ♪ of all the bullshit ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm tired ♪ ♪ of all the bullshit ♪
♪ ("FIVE O, FIVE O" BY 89 BOYZ) ♪
♪ ("FIVE O, FIVE O" BY 89 BOYZ) ♪
♪ (CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) ♪
♪ (CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) ♪
♪ (HUMMING) ♪
♪ (HUMMING) ♪
♪ (RAP CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (RAP CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (RAP) ♪
♪ (RAP) ♪
♪ (RAP) boom, boom, boom said ♪ ♪ the welcome to the city ♪
♪ (RAP) boom, boom, boom said ♪ ♪ the welcome to the city ♪
♪ (ROCK CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (ROCK CONTINUES) ♪
♪ (ROCK) ♪
♪ (ROCK) ♪
♪ (ROCK) ♪
♪ (ROCK) ♪
♪ (ROCK) ♪
♪ (ROCK) ♪
♪ (SINGING IN MIDDLE EASTERN DIALECT) ♪
♪ (SINGING IN MIDDLE EASTERN DIALECT) ♪
♪ (WHISTLING) ♪ ♪ Where's Lowrey? ♪
♪ (WHISTLING) ♪ ♪ Where's Lowrey? ♪
♪ And call all your boys ♪ ♪ on the c.B., uh ♪
♪ And call all your boys ♪ ♪ on the c.B., uh ♪
♪ And it's a shame how ♪ ♪ the game must be played ♪
♪ And it's a shame how ♪ ♪ the game must be played ♪
♪ And on top o' corvettes ♪ ♪ like Tony dorsett ♪
♪ And on top o' corvettes ♪ ♪ like Tony dorsett ♪
♪ And prepare for a good chase ♪ ♪ 'cause I'm jumpin' over gates ♪
♪ And prepare for a good chase ♪ ♪ 'cause I'm jumpin' over gates ♪
♪ And show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
♪ And show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
♪ And show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
♪ And show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
♪ And tell 'em ♪ ♪ if they see me ♪
♪ And tell 'em ♪ ♪ if they see me ♪
♪ Bad boys runnin' slow ♪ ♪ gotta go, gotta go ♪
♪ Bad boys runnin' slow ♪ ♪ gotta go, gotta go ♪
♪ Bad boys that's ♪ ♪ all she wrote ♪
♪ Bad boys that's ♪ ♪ all she wrote ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys (WOMAN) ♪ ♪ Shelly, only models. ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys (WOMAN) ♪ ♪ Shelly, only models. ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do nah. ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪ ♪ what you gonna do nah. ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys, ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Bad boys, bad boys, ♪ ♪ what you gonna do ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ ♪ fuckin' door fixed. ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ ♪ fuckin' door fixed. ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom said the welcome ♪ ♪ to the city boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom said the welcome ♪ ♪ to the city boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ Brothers don't wanna upset some ♪ ♪ hoods like they never seen her ♪
♪ Brothers don't wanna upset some ♪ ♪ hoods like they never seen her ♪
♪ But first you gotta slow me ♪ ♪ down 'cause here they come ♪
♪ But first you gotta slow me ♪ ♪ down 'cause here they come ♪
♪ But how do you make a deal ♪ ♪ with a nickel plated to your head ♪
♪ But how do you make a deal ♪ ♪ with a nickel plated to your head ♪
♪ But I lend them ♪ ♪ if I lend ♪
♪ But I lend them ♪ ♪ if I lend ♪
♪ But now I'm makin' dough ♪ ♪ I'm rollin' a six four ♪
♪ But now I'm makin' dough ♪ ♪ I'm rollin' a six four ♪
♪ But things get shady ♪ ♪ where the grass is green ♪
♪ But things get shady ♪ ♪ where the grass is green ♪
♪ But you have a good chance if ♪ ♪ you take off the tight blue pants ♪
♪ But you have a good chance if ♪ ♪ you take off the tight blue pants ♪
♪ Divine ♪
♪ Divine ♪
♪ Dumb, dumb hey, what ♪ ♪ do you want with my life ♪
♪ Dumb, dumb hey, what ♪ ♪ do you want with my life ♪
♪ Eleven ten seventy ♪ ♪ that was my intro ♪
♪ Eleven ten seventy ♪ ♪ that was my intro ♪
♪ Five o, five o there ♪ ♪ they go, there they go ♪
♪ Five o, five o there ♪ ♪ they go, there they go ♪
♪ Five o, five o there ♪ ♪ they go, there they go ♪
♪ Five o, five o there ♪ ♪ they go, there they go ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to do it ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to go ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to go ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to go ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to go ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to go ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to go ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to go ♪
♪ Here they come here they ♪ ♪ come it's time to go ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ I can only bring it to you ♪ ♪ like this in so many ways ♪
♪ I can only bring it to you ♪ ♪ like this in so many ways ♪
♪ I don't want it ♪
♪ I don't want it ♪
♪ I don't want it ♪ ♪ I don't need it ♪
♪ I don't want it ♪ ♪ I don't need it ♪
♪ I figure they just the bad boys ♪ ♪ playin' in the diggy dum dum ♪
♪ I figure they just the bad boys ♪ ♪ playin' in the diggy dum dum ♪
♪ I got 44 ways to ♪ ♪ make you act right ♪
♪ I got 44 ways to ♪ ♪ make you act right ♪
♪ I got my own thing ♪ ♪ 'cause I let my boot swing ♪
♪ I got my own thing ♪ ♪ 'cause I let my boot swing ♪
♪ I mean I wanna be ♪ ♪ I wanna be like Mike ♪
♪ I mean I wanna be ♪ ♪ I wanna be like Mike ♪
♪ I think it's time for ♪ ♪ me to quit why ♪
♪ I think it's time for ♪ ♪ me to quit why ♪
♪ If you wanna bring it ♪ ♪ bring it on no pain, no gain ♪
♪ If you wanna bring it ♪ ♪ bring it on no pain, no gain ♪
♪ If you wanna see me ♪ ♪ in the backseat, huh ♪
♪ If you wanna see me ♪ ♪ in the backseat, huh ♪
♪ It was told, nip a foe by ♪ ♪ the brothers you can't Fay ♪
♪ It was told, nip a foe by ♪ ♪ the brothers you can't Fay ♪
♪ It's just me ♪ ♪ against the world ♪
♪ It's just me ♪ ♪ against the world ♪
♪ It's me against the ♪ ♪ world, baby oh oh ♪
♪ It's me against the ♪ ♪ world, baby oh oh ♪
♪ Juke joint jezebel's coming ♪ ♪ for my cremation ♪
♪ Juke joint jezebel's coming ♪ ♪ for my cremation ♪
♪ nobody nah give ♪ ♪ ya no break ♪
♪ nobody nah give ♪ ♪ ya no break ♪
♪ Not even your ijin nah give ♪ ♪ ya no breaks, hey yeah ♪
♪ Not even your ijin nah give ♪ ♪ ya no breaks, hey yeah ♪
♪ Now bet, bet you can't ♪ ♪ catch me, though ♪
♪ Now bet, bet you can't ♪ ♪ catch me, though ♪
♪ Now to win first place ♪ ♪ be in good shape ♪
♪ Now to win first place ♪ ♪ be in good shape ♪
♪ Oh, Mike. ♪
♪ Oh, Mike. ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Police nah ♪ ♪ give ya no break ♪
♪ Police nah ♪ ♪ give ya no break ♪
♪ Show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
♪ Show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
♪ Show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
♪ Show that you're legal ♪ ♪ in so many ways ♪
♪ Sister salvation ♪
♪ Sister salvation ♪
♪ So as I kick, can you ♪ ♪ peek what I speak ♪
♪ So as I kick, can you ♪ ♪ peek what I speak ♪
♪ so bongo longo get your gas ♪ ♪ don't forget your crow ♪
♪ so bongo longo get your gas ♪ ♪ don't forget your crow ♪
♪ So homies are reminded do not ♪ ♪ take them from your friend ♪
♪ So homies are reminded do not ♪ ♪ take them from your friend ♪
♪ So raise up ♪ ♪ off this young ho ♪
♪ So raise up ♪ ♪ off this young ho ♪
♪ So there it is ♪ ♪ as I go about my biz ♪
♪ So there it is ♪ ♪ as I go about my biz ♪
♪ Technique's unique, so what ♪ ♪ you're singin' is obsolete ♪
♪ Technique's unique, so what ♪ ♪ you're singin' is obsolete ♪
♪ Tell me what you're gonna do ♪ ♪ 'cause the devil is comin' for you ♪
♪ Tell me what you're gonna do ♪ ♪ 'cause the devil is comin' for you ♪
♪ The old soldier man ♪ ♪ nah give ya no break ♪
♪ The old soldier man ♪ ♪ nah give ya no break ♪
♪ To roll me down now ♪ ♪ hold me down ♪
♪ To roll me down now ♪ ♪ hold me down ♪
♪ Tocktick tell them ♪ ♪ how the head go ♪
♪ Tocktick tell them ♪ ♪ how the head go ♪
♪ Watch out say ♪ ♪ hey, they come, come ♪
♪ Watch out say ♪ ♪ hey, they come, come ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ What you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪
♪ You gotta catch me, ♪ ♪ I'm a crew, but ♪
♪ You gotta catch me, ♪ ♪ I'm a crew, but ♪
♪ You gotta win ♪ ♪ this track meet, uh ♪
♪ You gotta win ♪ ♪ this track meet, uh ♪
♪ You seen me on the block ♪ ♪ tryin' to sell my rock ♪
♪ You seen me on the block ♪ ♪ tryin' to sell my rock ♪
♪ You're too bad ♪
♪ You're too bad ♪
♪ You're too bad ♪
♪ You're too bad ♪
♪ You're too rude ♪
♪ You're too rude ♪
♪ You're too rude, yeah ♪
♪ You're too rude, yeah ♪
♪ Young Mac daddy do his thing ♪ ♪ 'cause I pack right ♪
♪ Young Mac daddy do his thing ♪ ♪ 'cause I pack right ♪
$80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
$80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?

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