A bond trader? from Night at the Museum
A capuchin. Right. The capuchin. He urinated on me and bit my nose. from Night at the Museum
A cup of coffee? from Night at the Museum
A highly intelligent primate known for its loving and generous nature. from Night at the Museum
A man must look inward to find his own answers. How can I be of help? from Night at the Museum
Actually, I gotta be honest. I don't think I'm coming back. from Night at the Museum
Actually, I've got a bunch of questions. from Night at the Museum
Actually, it's more like a 900 page book. from Night at the Museum
Actually... from Night at the Museum
Add the stuff we planted in your place... from Night at the Museum
Ah, sorcer from Night at the Museum
Ah, yes. from Night at the Museum
Ahkmenrah, I'm gonna need your help. from Night at the Museum
All right, flashlight, keys. What am I for ? from Night at the Museum
All right, good! Take it, Nicky! Break away! from Night at the Museum
All right, Jedediah. Stop the train, please. from Night at the Museum
All right, kids. This way. from Night at the Museum
All right, look, this is gonna sound crazy, all right? from Night at the Museum
All right, that's enough. from Night at the Museum
All right, then. As you can see, it's pretty quiet in here these days. from Night at the Museum
All right, well.... from Night at the Museum
All right! I need everybody to listen up! from Night at the Museum
All right! Now, let's do this, people! from Night at the Museum
All right? Come on, let's get you back to Mom's. from Night at the Museum
All right. from Night at the Museum
All right. from Night at the Museum
All right. from Night at the Museum
All right. Again with the ripping. Listen, I understand. from Night at the Museum
All right. Good night. from Night at the Museum
All right. Report here at 5 tomorrow. We'll walk you through your duties. from Night at the Museum
All right. So the Hall of Reptiles is secure. from Night at the Museum
Am I clear? from Night at the Museum
Am I in trouble? from Night at the Museum
And also Let me tell you something. These keys? from Night at the Museum
And also, where did you ever even hear that word? from Night at the Museum
And animals! from Night at the Museum
And every night since. from Night at the Museum
And flowers. People like flowers. from Night at the Museum
And goodbye. We're clocking out for the last time. from Night at the Museum
And he's about to come to life, Nicholas, in... from Night at the Museum
And here we have our Easter lsland head. from Night at the Museum
And I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you a long time ago. from Night at the Museum
And I'm just spitballing here, but looks like that Roman dude got cocky... from Night at the Museum
And I'm supposed to do what? from Night at the Museum
And if anything is the tiniest... from Night at the Museum
And in that tomb right down there, the pharaoh himself. from Night at the Museum
And my name isn't dum dum, my name's Larry. from Night at the Museum
And our river guide was a brilliant Pygmy who spoke only by clicking. from Night at the Museum
And Sakagawea is in her case, alive every night... from Night at the Museum
And the cowboy knows Roman dude wants to take over his territory... from Night at the Museum
And the most important thing of all to remember: Don't let anything in or out. from Night at the Museum
And this is Sakagawea. from Night at the Museum
And this, of course, is the Hall of African Mammals. from Night at the Museum
And those old night watchmen? They stole it. from Night at the Museum
And we hail from Brooklyn. from Night at the Museum
And weird, faceless puppet creatures. Come on, let's go! Let's do it! from Night at the Museum
And yet they wrote from Night at the Museum
And, finally, this is the temple of the Pharaoh Ahkmenrah. from Night at the Museum
Any explanation at all? from Night at the Museum
Are you cracking wise? from Night at the Museum
Are you rabid? from Night at the Museum
Are you really moving again? from Night at the Museum
Are you...? from Night at the Museum
Arrived here in 1952 from the Nile expedition. from Night at the Museum
At least that's what l... from Night at the Museum
At your service, Gigantor! from Night at the Museum
Attila was considered the only genuine threat to the Roman Empire. from Night at the Museum
Attila was famous for his superstitious beliefs. from Night at the Museum
Authorities have found what appear to be cave drawings in the subway. from Night at the Museum
Bad idea, Larry. from Night at the Museum
Bad monkey. Stop that. from Night at the Museum
Because if I have a problem with somebody, I don't pee on them, okay? from Night at the Museum
Because.... from Night at the Museum
Bully! from Night at the Museum
But he wanted to swing by, see you in the new job. from Night at the Museum
But I really feel like my moment's coming and when it does... from Night at the Museum
But it's not the snow that's got New Yorkers talking. from Night at the Museum
But mark my words, it's the last time I shall ever do so. Is that clear? from Night at the Museum
But who was left alone? from Night at the Museum
But you... from Night at the Museum
Bye, now. All right. from Night at the Museum
Called the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. Every night from Night at the Museum
Can I call you Debbie? Because... from Night at the Museum
Can I make this turn up here? from Night at the Museum
Can I talk to you about this, please? from Night at the Museum
Can I talk to you for a second? from Night at the Museum
Can I touch its leg? " No! from Night at the Museum
Can you believe this weather? from Night at the Museum
Can you please give me one more night? from Night at the Museum
Can't do it, man. This is your moment. from Night at the Museum
Can't do it, son. from Night at the Museum
Can't get past me. There's a storm coming, buddy. from Night at the Museum
Care to elaborate on that? from Night at the Museum
Cecil! from Night at the Museum
Cecil? from Night at the Museum
Cecil? from Night at the Museum
Check this out. Anybody need a hanky? from Night at the Museum
Check! from Night at the Museum
Check! Larry! Larry. from Night at the Museum
Check. from Night at the Museum
Checking her out. I've never heard of such a thing. from Night at the Museum
Chilly, right? Chilly, chilly, Chilly Willy the penguin. from Night at the Museum
Cinch him up good. You ain't so big now, are you? from Night at the Museum
Civil War dudes. from Night at the Museum
Civil War guys, head over to the Planetarium Wing. from Night at the Museum
Climb aboard, boy. from Night at the Museum
Come on, Dad. from Night at the Museum
Come on, guys, let's go find that kid. from Night at the Museum
Come on, guys! from Night at the Museum
Come on, my kid is here. I need you to wake up. from Night at the Museum
Come on, Ockie! from Night at the Museum
Come on, Tex, let's finish this. from Night at the Museum
Come on, Tex. from Night at the Museum
Come on! from Night at the Museum
Come on! Follow me, boys! from Night at the Museum
Come on. from Night at the Museum
Come on. from Night at the Museum
Come on. from Night at the Museum
Come on. from Night at the Museum
Come on. Revolve. Revolve! from Night at the Museum
Come on. There's somebody who's gotta see this. from Night at the Museum
Control your young, please. Can we? from Night at the Museum
Cortes, right? from Night at the Museum
Dad, are you okay? from Night at the Museum
Dad, look. from Night at the Museum
Dad? from Night at the Museum
Dad? I thought you said you weren't fired. from Night at the Museum
Debatable. from Night at the Museum
Debbie? from Night at the Museum
Dewey? Is that your name, Dewey? from Night at the Museum
Dexter! from Night at the Museum
Dexter! from Night at the Museum
Dexter. Give from Night at the Museum
Did you give up on that as well? from Night at the Museum
Didn't they already make that? from Night at the Museum
Do it, man. from Night at the Museum
Do me a favor. Your fellows made some funeral pyre... from Night at the Museum
Do you have an issue with me? Do you have an issue with me? from Night at the Museum
Do you know what "museum" means? from Night at the Museum
Do you think you could ask them to back off, please? from Night at the Museum
Do you want the job or not, snack shack? from Night at the Museum
Do you? from Night at the Museum
Don't be a kiss ass, okay? from Night at the Museum
Don't encourage him. You think you're funny for your friends, huh? from Night at the Museum
Don't take that wrong. I'm saying you're miniatures. from Night at the Museum
Don't talk down to me. from Night at the Museum
Don't wanna burst your bubble. But, South, you guys get Allman Brothers... from Night at the Museum
Don't you know your history? from Night at the Museum
Don't. I know what you're thinking. Don't do it. Not a good idea. from Night at the Museum
Dr. McPhee, the museum director. from Night at the Museum
Dr. McPhee. from Night at the Museum
Duck! from Night at the Museum
Duck! from Night at the Museum
Easy. That's it, Dexter. from Night at the Museum
End of the line, cool breeze. from Night at the Museum
End of the line. from Night at the Museum
Every couple months, it's a new career, a new apartment. from Night at the Museum
Every journey begins with a footstep. from Night at the Museum
Every night, year after year... from Night at the Museum
Everybody likes magic. from Night at the Museum
Everyone knows you need the money. from Night at the Museum
Everything in this museum comes to life at night. from Night at the Museum
Exactly. from Night at the Museum
Excuse me, Mr. McPhee? from Night at the Museum
Excuse me, Mr. President. Could I ask you something? from Night at the Museum
Excuse me? from Night at the Museum
Excuse me? from Night at the Museum
Excuse me. "Who assisted the Lewis and Clark " from Night at the Museum
Excuse me. President Roosevelt, this is my friend Rebecca. from Night at the Museum
Fellas, where are you? from Night at the Museum
Fetch? from Night at the Museum
Fire up the iron horse, boys. from Night at the Museum
Folks, this way. from Night at the Museum
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.... from Night at the Museum
For crying out loud. from Night at the Museum
For you, this is that very moment. from Night at the Museum
Four? from Night at the Museum
Game on! from Night at the Museum
Gave us an energy boost. from Night at the Museum
Gentlemen, we have a job candidate here. from Night at the Museum
Gentlemen, you're doing a terrific job. from Night at the Museum
Geronimo! from Night at the Museum
Get back here, kid! from Night at the Museum
Get on, Texas! Get up. from Night at the Museum
Get out of the way! from Night at the Museum
Getting there, still waiting for the technology to catch up. from Night at the Museum
Give me the tablet, Cecil! from Night at the Museum
Give us the tablet, son. from Night at the Museum
Go crazy, big guy. from Night at the Museum
Go over there! from Night at the Museum
Goal! from Night at the Museum
Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey? from Night at the Museum
Good luck, son. from Night at the Museum
Good. from Night at the Museum
Good. from Night at the Museum
Good. from Night at the Museum
Good. from Night at the Museum
Good. How are you doing, Don? from Night at the Museum
Good. That's good. Just breathe. from Night at the Museum
Good. Yes. from Night at the Museum
Got it. So, what can I tell you about the museum? from Night at the Museum
Gotta keep it moving, Larry. I'm pretty spry for an old man. from Night at the Museum
Gotta keep it moving, Larry. I'm pretty spry for an old man. from Night at the Museum
Great to see you in one piece. from Night at the Museum
Great. from Night at the Museum
Great. Great, that's great. Yeah, thanks. from Night at the Museum
Gus, this is Larry Daley, the kid who wants to be the new night guard. from Night at the Museum
Gus, you're an old man. I don't wanna hurt you. from Night at the Museum
Gus? from Night at the Museum
Guys, come on! from Night at the Museum
Guys! Come on! from Night at the Museum
Guys! Come on! from Night at the Museum
Guys? from Night at the Museum
Hang on a sec. I think I might wanna have a little time just to think it over. from Night at the Museum
Happy monkey. from Night at the Museum
Have fun with your baby keys, little baby monkey. from Night at the Museum
Have you seen Nicky? from Night at the Museum
He absolutely loved history and believed that the more you know about the past... from Night at the Museum
He got fired this morning. Couldn't hack it. from Night at the Museum
He left the wagon... from Night at the Museum
He looks like a weirdie. from Night at the Museum
He says that he wants to rip you apart. from Night at the Museum
He surrounded himself with a phalanx of sorcerers and magicians... from Night at the Museum
He was our 4th president, right? from Night at the Museum
He went back? from Night at the Museum
He went east but he lost control and crashed. from Night at the Museum
He won't be disappointed. from Night at the Museum
He won't be disappointed. from Night at the Museum
He's got an excellent resume, a winning attitude... from Night at the Museum
He's the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History. from Night at the Museum
He's the one. from Night at the Museum
He's very emotional. A lot of memories in this room. from Night at the Museum
Heave. from Night at the Museum
Heave. from Night at the Museum
Heave. Heave. from Night at the Museum
Hello! from Night at the Museum
Hello? from Night at the Museum
Hello? Just kidding. from Night at the Museum
Hello. from Night at the Museum
Helped me a lot when I first started out. from Night at the Museum
Hence the 20 foot jackal staring at you. Don't make eye contact. from Night at the Museum
Here, boy. from Night at the Museum
Here's the remarkable video. These appear to be Tyrannosaurus Rex tracks... from Night at the Museum
Hey, boy. Wait, wait, hold the phone. from Night at the Museum
Hey, buddy. What are you guys doing here? from Night at the Museum
Hey, buddy. What's going on? from Night at the Museum
Hey, Cecil! from Night at the Museum
Hey, Cecil? from Night at the Museum
Hey, Cecil. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Dad. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Dex, so look. No hard feelings, all right? from Night at the Museum
Hey, Dexter, you wanna give me those keys? from Night at the Museum
Hey, do you think Nick would like Queens? from Night at the Museum
Hey, guys! from Night at the Museum
Hey, guys. from Night at the Museum
Hey, guys. Hey, guys! from Night at the Museum
Hey, hey, Moose. It's not gonna happen, buddy. All right? from Night at the Museum
Hey, hi. from Night at the Museum
Hey, how's it going with that virtual reality driving range that you wanted to open? from Night at the Museum
Hey, how's it going? Well, Nicky said it: from Night at the Museum
Hey, how's that gum treating you, dum dum? from Night at the Museum
Hey, I'm the.... from Night at the Museum
Hey, it's getting late. Are you ready to go home? from Night at the Museum
Hey, it's me. So I got a job. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Larry. from Night at the Museum
Hey, little guy. Jed? Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Mike! from Night at the Museum
Hey, miss? I'm gonna have to ask you to vacate the premises. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Nicky, look at me. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Nicky! from Night at the Museum
Hey, Niko, you wanna take a little look a doo inside? from Night at the Museum
Hey, Sakagawea, or wea. Listen, I need a favor. Somebody stole his tablet. from Night at the Museum
Hey, stop that. from Night at the Museum
Hey, T.R., come on, rise and shine. Buddy, I need you to wake up. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Teddy? from Night at the Museum
Hey, watch it. from Night at the Museum
Hey, what's going on over here? from Night at the Museum
Hey! Hey, Nicky! Where are you going? from Night at the Museum
Hey. from Night at the Museum
Hey. from Night at the Museum
Hey. Dexter, that's not funny. Give it back. from Night at the Museum
Hey. Hey there. Hi. What's your name? Your name is.... from Night at the Museum
Hey. Hey, stop that. from Night at the Museum
Hey. Hey. from Night at the Museum
Hey. Hi. from Night at the Museum
Hey. Hi. How you doing? Sorry to bother you... from Night at the Museum
Hey. Listen, I don't think you should give up on your paper. from Night at the Museum
Hi. I'm Larry Daley. Are you Mr. Fredricks? from Night at the Museum
Hi. I'm the new guy and I'm just locking up, so.... from Night at the Museum
His tablet is what brings you to life every night. from Night at the Museum
Ho! Dexter. from Night at the Museum
Hog tie him, boys. from Night at the Museum
How can we be of assistance, my liege? from Night at the Museum
How many of you guys have been over to the museum? from Night at the Museum
How you doing? from Night at the Museum
How? from Night at the Museum
How? from Night at the Museum
Huns. from Night at the Museum
Hunt's afoot. from Night at the Museum
I ain't quitting you! from Night at the Museum
I am Ahkmenrah, fourth king of the fourth king... from Night at the Museum
I am Cecil. Good to meet you, Larry. Nice firm handshake. from Night at the Museum
I am Larry. from Night at the Museum
I am Larry... from Night at the Museum
I am not playing games here. from Night at the Museum
I am! from Night at the Museum
I came to the museum this morning. I saw your boss yelling at you. from Night at the Museum
I can't feel my lip. from Night at the Museum
I can't help you. from Night at the Museum
I can't hold it! from Night at the Museum
I did. They're lying, trying to steal that thing. from Night at the Museum
I didn't build the Panama Canal, I wasn't president of the United States! from Night at the Museum
I didn't feel a connection. from Night at the Museum
I didn't... from Night at the Museum
I don't know about you, but I'm planning on a long retirement. from Night at the Museum
I don't know how much more Nicky can take. from Night at the Museum
I don't know if what happened last night was real, but I didn't sign up for this. from Night at the Museum
I don't know, maybe you should go talk to her. from Night at the Museum
I don't know. Just pay. Now, stop whining and just take it like a man. from Night at the Museum
I don't know. We'll see. I mean... from Night at the Museum
I don't like to be manhandled. from Night at the Museum
I don't really know how to put this, and please don't take it the wrong way... from Night at the Museum
I don't really wanna be a hockey player anymore. from Night at the Museum
I don't think so. from Night at the Museum
I don't think we're getting a tour today. from Night at the Museum
I don't wanna hear it, okay? from Night at the Museum
I don't. I just call you Larry. from Night at the Museum
I finish in 20 minutes. I'll meet you outside. from Night at the Museum
I get it. Ripping for you.... You want to rip things, okay? from Night at the Museum
I got him. I got him. I got him, guys. I got him from Night at the Museum
I gotta deal with this guy. from Night at the Museum
I gotta get you guys back to the museum. from Night at the Museum
I gotta run. You guys play nice, okay? Okay. Good. Thanks. from Night at the Museum
I guess it's gonna be the hard way. from Night at the Museum
I guess kids today don't care about wax figures or stuffed animals. from Night at the Museum
I just need a regular job that is not life threatening and pays my bills. from Night at the Museum
I just thought that was.... from Night at the Museum
I just wanna show him what I do. That's all. from Night at the Museum
I just want to lock up. from Night at the Museum
I just was laughing in agreement. from Night at the Museum
I know I screwed up, but I finally understand how to do this job. from Night at the Museum
I know someone who can help. Come on. from Night at the Museum
I know that things have been kind of up and down for me lately... from Night at the Museum
I know. from Night at the Museum
I like that. Tells a lot about a man. Come on in. from Night at the Museum
I love that you wanna share that with him, but I gotta tell you... from Night at the Museum
I mean, it's gonna sound, like, really, really crazy. from Night at the Museum
I mean, this is a museum, not a.... from Night at the Museum
I might have one thing. from Night at the Museum
I need a job tomorrow, okay? from Night at the Museum
I need a moment. from Night at the Museum
I need some help. Come on. from Night at the Museum
I never shot a wild beast. from Night at the Museum
I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan. from Night at the Museum
I ought to punch you in the nose, hopscotch. from Night at the Museum
I prefer hanging out with people who are dead for 200 years. from Night at the Museum
I read up on my history. Thanks for the tip. from Night at the Museum
I remember these little guys. Cute. from Night at the Museum
I still like it, but bond trading's my fallback. from Night at the Museum
I think she has a few questions she wants to ask you. from Night at the Museum
I thought we had a deal. from Night at the Museum
I told you I wasn't making fun of you. from Night at the Museum
I told you there was a storm coming. from Night at the Museum
I told you, I don't like to be manhandled. from Night at the Museum
I told you, you can't come through with those antlers. from Night at the Museum
I tried! I came back tonight, didn't l? from Night at the Museum
I wanted to learn a little bit more about what I'm guarding. from Night at the Museum
I was going to make contact. Lawrence, please. from Night at the Museum
I was made in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie. from Night at the Museum
I was on display in the Egyptology Department. from Night at the Museum
I was on my way to go clean it up. from Night at the Museum
I wasn't laughing. Pretending to laugh... from Night at the Museum
I.... from Night at the Museum
I'd like you to meet my two colleagues here. from Night at the Museum
I'll give you a tickle because you're a cute baby. from Night at the Museum
I'll gonna catch a few Z's. from Night at the Museum
I'll let you get back to work. from Night at the Museum
I'll slip into my orthopedics and give you a little tour. Arthritic knees. from Night at the Museum
I'll take that as a yes. Hang on! from Night at the Museum
I'll take your keys and your flashlight. from Night at the Museum
I'm done, all right? from Night at the Museum
I'm glad you came around. Welcome back. from Night at the Museum
I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye. from Night at the Museum
I'm good. from Night at the Museum
I'm having a little trouble hearing you, friend. from Night at the Museum
I'm Larry Daley. I've got a job interview with Cecil Fredricks. from Night at the Museum
I'm loving this! from Night at the Museum
I'm made of wax, Larry. from Night at the Museum
I'm never gonna know who she really was. from Night at the Museum
I'm new. It says I'm supposed to lock up the lions or they'll eat me. from Night at the Museum
I'm not a giant, guys. All right? You guys are really little. from Night at the Museum
I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman I love her. from Night at the Museum
I'm not kidding, Nicky. from Night at the Museum
I'm pretty sure he went with Erica. It was half day today. from Night at the Museum
I'm sorry to tell you this, son, but your dad doesn't work here. from Night at the Museum
I'm telling you, my dad's gonna hook us up. from Night at the Museum
I'm telling you, you tore it up out there today. from Night at the Museum
I'm the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History. from Night at the Museum
I'm tracking, dear boy. from Night at the Museum
I'm trying to figure things out right now, okay? from Night at the Museum
I've hit a dead end. I mean, research can only get me so far. from Night at the Museum
If I don't have one.... from Night at the Museum
If I told you, you'd think I'm crazy. I'm gonna show you. from Night at the Museum
If I'm not clear, tell me. from Night at the Museum
If it wasn't for Nicky, I wouldn't say anything, I would stay out of it. from Night at the Museum
If it's cool with you I'm just gonna get my paperwork... from Night at the Museum
If you don't do what I say, you can end up like the Mayan world there. from Night at the Museum
If you're ever in Boca, look us up. from Night at the Museum
In here. from Night at the Museum
In the Neanderthal display. from Night at the Museum
Instructions. from Night at the Museum
It actually brings things to life. It's like some ancient spell. from Night at the Museum
It ain't gonna happen. Moving on. from Night at the Museum
It can get a little spooky around here at night... from Night at the Museum
It doesn't mean, "Daddy, it's a big Tyrannosaurus thing. from Night at the Museum
It is indeed, Larry. from Night at the Museum
It says here you were the CEO... from Night at the Museum
It was incredible what she did. from Night at the Museum
It was nice of Larry not to rat us out, but this is ridiculous. from Night at the Museum
It's a job... from Night at the Museum
It's gonna be tough to talk my way out of this one. from Night at the Museum
It's hard to explain. I mean, you wouldn't bel from Night at the Museum
It's just, it's too much instability. It's not good for him. from Night at the Museum
It's kind of how we pass the time. from Night at the Museum
It's not easy, there are a lot of moving parts. from Night at the Museum
It's not funny. Okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant.... from Night at the Museum
It's Octavius, mary. from Night at the Museum
It's okay. It's okay. from Night at the Museum
It's so awesome that you're working here. from Night at the Museum
It's the live ones that throw me. from Night at the Museum
It's what's in the snow. There are dinosaur tracks along West 81st Street. from Night at the Museum
Jed and Octavius, their van's parked out back. Go take care of it. from Night at the Museum
Jed, Octavius. from Night at the Museum
Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away. from Night at the Museum
Just give me a second, guys. from Night at the Museum
Just hand them over. from Night at the Museum
Just in time, Larry. We were just locking up. from Night at the Museum
Just living the dream, baby! from Night at the Museum
Just stop, okay? from Night at the Museum
Just wanted to say good luck, son. from Night at the Museum
Kids, could you give me one sec? Go check her out. She's really cool. from Night at the Museum
Larry, do them in order, do them all and do them quick. from Night at the Museum
Larry, meet me up on the second floor. from Night at the Museum
Larry, Nick, guardians of Brooklyn... from Night at the Museum
Larry, relax. I'm wax. from Night at the Museum
Larry, that's great. What is it? from Night at the Museum
Larry, this is good news. from Night at the Museum
Larry, this is good news. from Night at the Museum
Larry, what are you doing? from Night at the Museum
Larry? from Night at the Museum
Larry? from Night at the Museum
Larry? from Night at the Museum
Larry? from Night at the Museum
Larry? from Night at the Museum
Larry? from Night at the Museum
Larry. from Night at the Museum
Larry. Yes, how can I help you? from Night at the Museum
Last chance, Cecil. Stop the horses or I will! from Night at the Museum
Leave him alone, Gus. You got it covered, right, Larry? from Night at the Museum
Leave me alone. Hey, why don't I go tell the little corncob you're here. from Night at the Museum
Let it out. Let it go. from Night at the Museum
Let me tell you something: That's when history comes alive. from Night at the Museum
Let me tell you something. I'm not buying it. from Night at the Museum
Let's get our tablet. from Night at the Museum
Let's grab everything we can fence. from Night at the Museum
Let's ride. from Night at the Museum
Let's ride. from Night at the Museum
Let's talk turkey here. from Night at the Museum
Like an automaton robot? from Night at the Museum
Listen, "Octavus"? You gotta stop that. from Night at the Museum
Listen, hang out in the security office till everyone's gone. from Night at the Museum
Listen. Their left defenseman is a very weak skater. from Night at the Museum
Locked up. Take a look. from Night at the Museum
Look at me, man. I wanna tell you something. from Night at the Museum
Look, I'm trusting you guys, all right? from Night at the Museum
Look, the giant's scared. There's a bigger giant running around. from Night at the Museum
Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do. from Night at the Museum
Look, without that tablet, all of this... from Night at the Museum
Look. from Night at the Museum
Lookit You! from Night at the Museum
Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexie. from Night at the Museum
Loving the teamwork! from Night at the Museum
Make fun of the history geek. from Night at the Museum
Man. from Night at the Museum
Man's got to track. Welcome to the family, Lawrence. from Night at the Museum
May I have the keys, dear friend? from Night at the Museum
Maybe when you have a break, could I buy you a cup of coffee? from Night at the Museum
Maybe your dad will give you a VlP tour. from Night at the Museum
Me no dum dum. You dum dum. You bring me gum gum? from Night at the Museum
Miss Hutman. I cannot tolerate this type of chaos. from Night at the Museum
Mom was talking to Don about all your different schemes. from Night at the Museum
Monday! Monday! Monday! from Night at the Museum
Monkey. from Night at the Museum
Monkeys. I love monkeys. from Night at the Museum
Monster Truck Rally. from Night at the Museum
Morning, dum dum. from Night at the Museum
Most important position in the museum, Larry. from Night at the Museum
Moving on. from Night at the Museum
Moving on. from Night at the Museum
Moving on. from Night at the Museum
Moving on. from Night at the Museum
Mr. Daley, I can honestly say, in 43 years at this agency... from Night at the Museum
Mr. Fredricks was my father. from Night at the Museum
Mr. McPhee? from Night at the Museum
My dum dum want to speak. from Night at the Museum
My explorer friend whose name escapes me. from Night at the Museum
My name is Nick Daley. My Career Day parent is my dad. from Night at the Museum
My name's Larry, first of all. Okay, Jed? from Night at the Museum
Neanderthals atop the museum roof. Elaborate hoax or publicity stunt? from Night at the Museum
Neat. from Night at the Museum
Nice and easy, Dex. That's it. from Night at the Museum
Nick? from Night at the Museum
Nick? Run. Now. from Night at the Museum
Nicky, trust me. Just turn it. from Night at the Museum
Nicky! from Night at the Museum
Nicky? from Night at the Museum
Night guard? from Night at the Museum
Night. from Night at the Museum
No one comes here anymore. Besides, I took this tour in second grade, Daley. from Night at the Museum
No way. from Night at the Museum
No wonder you can't understand me. You got a coin in your ear. from Night at the Museum
No, I just hit a few roadblocks. You might have heard of The Clapper? from Night at the Museum
No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah. Now, listen, guys. from Night at the Museum
No, I'm divorced and I have a 1 0 year old son... from Night at the Museum
No, I'm not making fun of you. Rebecca. from Night at the Museum
No, Lawrence. Good day. from Night at the Museum
No, Nicky, I'm telling you, there's this tablet, okay? from Night at the Museum
No, no, no. Come back. Come back. from Night at the Museum
No, no, no. I'm just I mean because, you know, she's very beautiful. from Night at the Museum
No, no, no. What's ? Dewey? Dexter? Dexter. Dexter, right? from Night at the Museum
No, no, that's the Clapper, which, obviously... from Night at the Museum
No, no. Don't. That defeats the Don't! from Night at the Museum
No, no. You blow a hole in your mountain, all you're gonna hit is a wall. from Night at the Museum
No, Rexy! No! from Night at the Museum
No, the lady at the agency said this was a museum position. from Night at the Museum
No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. from Night at the Museum
No, you're not, Lawrence. Stop wallowing in self pity. from Night at the Museum
No, your name dum dum. from Night at the Museum
No! It's okay! It's okay. You guys speak English? from Night at the Museum
No? from Night at the Museum
No. from Night at the Museum
No. Got nothing. from Night at the Museum
No. I find it about as funny as a "fancist." from Night at the Museum
Nope. from Night at the Museum
North wins. Slavery's bad. Sorry. from Night at the Museum
Not Dexter, I need those. from Night at the Museum
Not at all. Self reliance is the key to a vigorous life. from Night at the Museum
Not fun getting old, my friend. Go on. from Night at the Museum
Not the limbs. Guys, please, do not tear the limbs. from Night at the Museum
Nothing funny about Little Bighorn. from Night at the Museum
Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. from Night at the Museum
Now full speed ahead and ram him! from Night at the Museum
Now it's time to let Smith & Wesson do the talking! from Night at the Museum
Now you know my shame. from Night at the Museum
Now, boys, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. from Night at the Museum
Now, I don't wanna let that happen, but I need your help. from Night at the Museum
Now, it's almost dawn. I shall help you restore order tonight. from Night at the Museum
Now, listen, lunch box. Don't try anything funny. from Night at the Museum
Now, this here's King Ahkmenrah. from Night at the Museum
Now, we need to find those guards and get the tablet back... from Night at the Museum
Now, who they gonna get to clean up all that doo doo? from Night at the Museum
Octavius, hold on. This ain't your fight. This here giant's on our land. from Night at the Museum
Oh, and by the way... from Night at the Museum
Oh, and no limb ripping, okay? from Night at the Museum
Oh, come on. from Night at the Museum
Oh, don't do that. We're too old for surprises. from Night at the Museum
Oh, Erica had to be in court early, so I'm taking Mr. Big Stuff here to school. from Night at the Museum
Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. You want in? from Night at the Museum
Oh, jeez. from Night at the Museum
Oh, man. from Night at the Museum
Oh, my God. from Night at the Museum
Oh, no, Larry. You didn't get evicted again, did you? from Night at the Museum
Oh, no, no, no. It's okay. Thank you very, very much. from Night at the Museum
Oh, no. from Night at the Museum
Oh, no. I'm afraid not, Larry. Listen, I'll tell you what you do. from Night at the Museum
Oh, okay, I guess he forgot. from Night at the Museum
Oh, Sakagawea. You're Sakagawea? from Night at the Museum
Oh, shit. from Night at the Museum
Oh, thank you. Can I have those keys? Oh, good. What a good boy. from Night at the Museum
Oh, this is not happening. from Night at the Museum
Oh, well, take a walk with me and I'll show you, Mr. "What's up? " from Night at the Museum
Oh, yeah. from Night at the Museum
Oh, yes. from Night at the Museum
Oh, yes. Okay, the tablet. I would... from Night at the Museum
Oh, you in trouble, dum dum. from Night at the Museum
Okay, 5. I'll be here. from Night at the Museum
Okay, Attila the Hun. What is that guy's problem? from Night at the Museum
Okay, come on. from Night at the Museum
Okay, don't bother. You're fired. from Night at the Museum
Okay, first of all, enough with the Gigantor giant stuff, okay? from Night at the Museum
Okay, I got them! from Night at the Museum
Okay, kids. Who can tell me what this room's called? from Night at the Museum
Okay, very funny, Cecil! from Night at the Museum
Okay, why? Is it just some, like, three wishes kind of deal, or ? from Night at the Museum
Okay, you know what? Fine. Great. Here you go. This is what happens. from Night at the Museum
Okay, you know what? I have no gum gum. Sorry. from Night at the Museum
Okay? Thank you. from Night at the Museum
Okay. Did not see that coming. from Night at the Museum
Okay. I'm guessing from Night at the Museum
Okay. I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard. from Night at the Museum
Okay. Why? from Night at the Museum
Okay.... from Night at the Museum
On that night, everything in this museum came to life. from Night at the Museum
On the left there is your Attila the Hun. from Night at the Museum
Onboard. from Night at the Museum
One of the most famous trackers in history, Sakagawea was the woman... from Night at the Museum
One terracotta soldier. from Night at the Museum
Out? from Night at the Museum
Over here. from Night at the Museum
Pardon me, Larry. I speak Hun. from Night at the Museum
Parent Career Day. from Night at the Museum
Personally, I don't really see what the big difference is, I mean: from Night at the Museum
Pile driver! from Night at the Museum
Play fetch? from Night at the Museum
Please don't touch the exhibits! I mean.... from Night at the Museum
Pleasure to me you, Lawrence Daley. You'll have to excuse me, though. from Night at the Museum
Poppycock. This little creature is your primate brother. from Night at the Museum
Pull over! from Night at the Museum
Pull the stagecoach over now! from Night at the Museum
Quest for fire... from Night at the Museum
Quiet! from Night at the Museum
Read some books. Brush up on your history. from Night at the Museum
Read the instructions. It explains everything. from Night at the Museum
Really? I thought you liked surprises. Like how you surprised me... from Night at the Museum
Really? You mean a word like... from Night at the Museum
Rebecca! from Night at the Museum
Reginald? from Night at the Museum
Reginald? Gus? from Night at the Museum
Rexy? from Night at the Museum
Riffraff. from Night at the Museum
Right here we have the king of the jungle, the lion. from Night at the Museum
Right, men, we're almost there. from Night at the Museum
Right, so that's Lewis and Clark and you're.... Right. from Night at the Museum
Right. I don't know what that means... from Night at the Museum
Romans work alone. from Night at the Museum
Sakagawea, a little hot wax, and I'm a new man. from Night at the Museum
Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. from Night at the Museum
Save yourself! from Night at the Museum
Say hello to Rexy! from Night at the Museum
Say hello to your little friend. from Night at the Museum
See you later, dum dum. from Night at the Museum
See you tomorrow night. from Night at the Museum
Seems like a fun guy. from Night at the Museum
Seriously, stop the train. from Night at the Museum
Seriously, though, no fooling around in here. This stuff is really old. from Night at the Museum
Shame on me. Fool me Shame on me. from Night at the Museum
She called them schemes? from Night at the Museum
She literally led these men across rivers, up mountains... from Night at the Museum
She said it was time you found a fallback. from Night at the Museum
Silence! The Roman Empire knows no boundaries. from Night at the Museum
Since the '50s, every night everything's been coming to life. from Night at the Museum
Sleep tight, hotshot. from Night at the Museum
Smart fellow like you? You'll be fine. from Night at the Museum
So everything in the museum comes to life every night? from Night at the Museum
So I call you Jed. I don't call you Tiny, right? from Night at the Museum
So I think it's time that I move on to another subject. from Night at the Museum
So I was thinking maybe I'll give it one more night. from Night at the Museum
So if you really wanna get inside her head... from Night at the Museum
So no big plans tonight? from Night at the Museum
So thank you very much and I left my uniform in the office... from Night at the Museum
So they're downsizing, which is code for firing... from Night at the Museum
So when we found out they were gonna fired us... from Night at the Museum
So who's with me? from Night at the Museum
So would you kindly do me the favor of explaining this? from Night at the Museum
So you and your caribou buddy gotta go around to the loading dock. from Night at the Museum
So you go left side, you got a clear shot at the goal. Okay? from Night at the Museum
So you wanna dress up in a monkey suit and tie every day? from Night at the Museum
So, what's your story? Have you always wanted to be a security guard? from Night at the Museum
Some men are born great, Lawrence from Night at the Museum
Some men are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them. from Night at the Museum
Somebody ripped little... from Night at the Museum
Someone call my name? from Night at the Museum
Sorcery. from Night at the Museum
Sorry, look. I just I'm not a giant. I'm just an average sized from Night at the Museum
Sorry. from Night at the Museum
Sorry. What's going on? What happened here? from Night at the Museum
Start mopping, hot dog. from Night at the Museum
Step aside, Gigantor. We got us a railroad to build. We're blowing a hole in that thing. from Night at the Museum
Stop babbling, boy! Yes or no? from Night at the Museum
Sundown to sunrise, we felt young again. from Night at the Museum
Sundown! from Night at the Museum
Sure. Well, that was the umbrella corporation for my invention, the Snapper. from Night at the Museum
Take away the fact you were born 2000 years apart... from Night at the Museum
Take care of that cut. from Night at the Museum
Take the hand, son. from Night at the Museum
Teach the inhabitants to get along, they wouldn't need to be locked up. from Night at the Museum
Teddy Roosevelt told me. Seriously. The monkey, Dexter? The cute little from Night at the Museum
Teddy Roosevelt, right? from Night at the Museum
Teddy, can you get us out of here? from Night at the Museum
Teddy, I need a horse. from Night at the Museum
Teddy, this guy's been pushing me, and I'm sick of it! from Night at the Museum
Teddy! Teddy, if you're out there, I need you, pal! from Night at the Museum
Tequila. from Night at the Museum
Texas? Texas! Come on! Texas! Come on! Get on, Texas! from Night at the Museum
Thank you very much. We'll take it from here. from Night at the Museum
Thank you. from Night at the Museum
Thank you. from Night at the Museum
Thank you. from Night at the Museum
Thank you. Lawrence? from Night at the Museum
Thank you. Nicky. from Night at the Museum
Thanks for joining us. There is a fresh blanket of snow. from Night at the Museum
Thanks, guys. Don't worry. I'll watch out for him! from Night at the Museum
Thanks. from Night at the Museum
That is museum property, son. Give it back. from Night at the Museum
That little sweetheart. from Night at the Museum
That means a lot coming from a guy who's spent the last 50 years... from Night at the Museum
That means no fireballs, no explosions, okay? from Night at the Museum
That mustachioed horseman ain't always gonna be there to protect you, you hear me? from Night at the Museum
That was much harder! from Night at the Museum
That was the custody agreement that we had. from Night at the Museum
That wasn't a compliment. from Night at the Museum
That's because she's a statue. from Night at the Museum
That's cool. from Night at the Museum
That's cool. from Night at the Museum
That's cool. Seriously though, you do have to leave. from Night at the Museum
That's great, but I'm dealing with the most ridiculous job in history. from Night at the Museum
That's it. Come on. from Night at the Museum
That's not right. Are you done? from Night at the Museum
That's not the point. Come on, you love hockey. from Night at the Museum
That's okay. Oh, thank you. from Night at the Museum
That's right. You better run, boy. You hear Jedediah? from Night at the Museum
That's the problem. Some of us are just ordinary. from Night at the Museum
That's what I'm talking about. Good job, gentlemen. from Night at the Museum
The almighty dollar, right? But money can sometimes... from Night at the Museum
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. from Night at the Museum
The dinosaur The dinosaur is alive! from Night at the Museum
The dinosaur's alive! from Night at the Museum
The folks at the Natural History Museum have really outdone them from Night at the Museum
The glass. I can't... from Night at the Museum
The hunt is afoot. from Night at the Museum
The instruction manual. from Night at the Museum
The museum is losing money, hand over fist. from Night at the Museum
The museum is on the verge of total anarchy. from Night at the Museum
The Tablet of Ahkmenrah. from Night at the Museum
The tablet. I think somebody stole it. from Night at the Museum
The thing is, not everyone is great. from Night at the Museum
The year was 1909. I was going up the Zambezi River in Africa. from Night at the Museum
Then I'm gonna come get you. All right? from Night at the Museum
Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president... from Night at the Museum
There he is. How are you, Larry? from Night at the Museum
There was an incident last night with the fire extinguisher. from Night at the Museum
There we are. from Night at the Museum
There you go. Those are for you. from Night at the Museum
There's a storm coming. from Night at the Museum
There's no nameplate, so.... Columbus, take the Neanderthals... from Night at the Museum
There's the source of all this commotion. from Night at the Museum
These are money carriers. They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word. from Night at the Museum
They can't be stopped, Larry. from Night at the Museum
They can't do what they wanna do. Now, I'm letting you guys... from Night at the Museum
They don't? Take a look at this. from Night at the Museum
They look sad. from Night at the Museum
They ripped something out, didn't they? from Night at the Museum
They ripped the love right out of you, didn't they? from Night at the Museum
They ripped the love. from Night at the Museum
They want to replace us with one new guard. from Night at the Museum
They've turned down everyone I've sent over there, but from Night at the Museum
They've vanished. How will we find them? from Night at the Museum
Thinking the NHL is a serious possibility. from Night at the Museum
This ain't over. You ain't seen the last of me. from Night at the Museum
This is not worth 1 1.50 an hour. from Night at the Museum
This is the Diorama Room. from Night at the Museum
This is weird. from Night at the Museum
This is weird. from Night at the Museum
This is your tablet. You know the instructions. You get everyone back. from Night at the Museum
This museum was originally dedicated to that man on the horse up there... from Night at the Museum
Those are baby keys for a little baby. from Night at the Museum
Those guns don't even work. from Night at the Museum
Tin Man. Hey. Hi. How you doing? from Night at the Museum
Told you. from Night at the Museum
Tomorrow I'll bring you a little baby diapy so you can go poo poo in it. from Night at the Museum
Tried? That was one night. I didn't build the Panama Canal in one day. from Night at the Museum
Trust me, you can't play hockey in a cubicle. Kind of awkward. from Night at the Museum
Trust me. from Night at the Museum
Turn the middle piece, you'll see what I was talking about. from Night at the Museum
Twenty four carat gold. It's worth a fortune. from Night at the Museum
Two zebras. from Night at the Museum
Until tomorrow evening, Lawrence? from Night at the Museum
Up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum, the capuchin monkey. from Night at the Museum
Very cool. from Night at the Museum
Very cool. from Night at the Museum
Very good. The Hall of African Mammals. from Night at the Museum
Viking guys. from Night at the Museum
Wait a minute, Nicky. What are you guys doing? from Night at the Museum
Wait a minute. You're too young to have a fallback, okay? from Night at the Museum
Wait, you guys are going out of town? What if this doesn't work out? from Night at the Museum
Wanna meet her? from Night at the Museum
Was she deaf? No. She was not. But she from Night at the Museum
Watch out! from Night at the Museum
We can get this done, but we gotta do it together. from Night at the Museum
We got a breach. from Night at the Museum
We just had a little misunderstanding. from Night at the Museum
We lost a couple of good, little men out there tonight. from Night at the Museum
We love the nightlife, Larry. from Night at the Museum
We may be small, but our hearts are large... from Night at the Museum
We wanted to tell you. You never would have believed us. from Night at the Museum
We will never coexist with these buffoons. from Night at the Museum
We're gonna have a little talk, okay? from Night at the Museum
We're good here. We're good. All right. As you were, skaters. from Night at the Museum
We're night watchmen, not janitors! from Night at the Museum
We're not gonna hurt you. Give us the tablet. from Night at the Museum
We're not trying to hurt you, they think we are. Could you do it like now? from Night at the Museum
We're past words, Laredo. from Night at the Museum
We're sort of locking everything up. from Night at the Museum
Wea. from Night at the Museum
Well done. Everyone's in. from Night at the Museum
Well, he's got a pretty big office. from Night at the Museum
Well, I do. I mean, he comes out and stays with me on Wednesdays... from Night at the Museum
Well, I don't know. from Night at the Museum
Well, I hereby say, sir, enough! from Night at the Museum
Well, I just need it, okay? from Night at the Museum
Well, I mean, I don't know where to start, but.... from Night at the Museum
Well, I wouldn't suggest this little feller because he has a nasty habit... from Night at the Museum
Well, I've done a lot of different things. I invented this thing called the Snapper. from Night at the Museum
Well, if that's indeed the case... from Night at the Museum
Well, they're all here. from Night at the Museum
Well, you know what? from Night at the Museum
What are you guys doing? from Night at the Museum
What are you looking at? from Night at the Museum
What are you made of? from Night at the Museum
What are you talking about? from Night at the Museum
What bone? from Night at the Museum
What did you do before you took this post? from Night at the Museum
What do I do? Tell me what to do! from Night at the Museum
What do you mean? Nicky said he was gonna tell you. from Night at the Museum
What I'm saying is, for the type of money that they pay A Rod... from Night at the Museum
What if you're wrong... from Night at the Museum
What is happening? from Night at the Museum
What is that? from Night at the Museum
What is this, like a David Copperfield thing? from Night at the Museum
What is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along? from Night at the Museum
What would you like to know? from Night at the Museum
What, and just roam free? from Night at the Museum
What? No, it's like he's... from Night at the Museum
What? You've only just begun. from Night at the Museum
What's going on? What's ? Do you know what's going on here? from Night at the Museum
What's it look like we're doing? It's manifest destiny. from Night at the Museum
What's makeekaka mean? Wait. Translation, please. from Night at the Museum
What's that supposed to mean? from Night at the Museum
What's that? I can't hear you through the glass. from Night at the Museum
What's that? You got my keys? from Night at the Museum
Where is he? I'll beat him with my fist! from Night at the Museum
While you cry all night long about how Uncle Larry fooled you, huh? from Night at the Museum
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no! No, sir. I ain't working with toga boy. from Night at the Museum
Why didn't anybody tell me it was Career Day? from Night at the Museum
Why didn't you tell me? Everything's fine. from Night at the Museum
Why would he go back? from Night at the Museum
Why? from Night at the Museum
Why? from Night at the Museum
Will you save the lectures, please? I'm not you. Okay? from Night at the Museum
Wipe that off. from Night at the Museum
With great victory comes great sacrifice. from Night at the Museum
Without him, there's no us. from Night at the Museum
Wonderful guard, terrible people skills. from Night at the Museum
Work it out, please. from Night at the Museum
Wow, you are quite the Sakagawean expert. from Night at the Museum
Wow, your fiance really manages to squeeze a lot onto that belt. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, because Just She does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, but Nicky, I promise, I'll show you around soon, okay? Deal? from Night at the Museum
Yeah, I know. Others have greatness thrust upon them. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, I mean, just purely a, you know... from Night at the Museum
Yeah, it's cool. It's freaking awesome. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, it's what Don does. He took me to his office last week. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, keep shooting. Nothing's gonna happen. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, no problemo, Gigantor. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, no, definitely. So I'll see you tomorrow? from Night at the Museum
Yeah, no, I'm not really a big plan person. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, no. Don't do it, okay? from Night at the Museum
Yeah, right. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, so you can tell Nicky that we won't be moving. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, we call him Dexter. He's quite a little... from Night at the Museum
Yeah, well, this is not exactly what l from Night at the Museum
Yeah, well... from Night at the Museum
Yeah, yeah, I got it. from Night at the Museum
Yeah? from Night at the Museum
Yeah? Well, I call him Rexy. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. I don't know about that, Teddy. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. I mean I mean, I guess. I don't.... from Night at the Museum
Yeah. I should be, I've been writing my dissertation on her for four years. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. Okay. Good, good. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. We'll just be a phone call away. Come on, walk us out. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. What are you doing? from Night at the Museum
Yeah. Yeah, I might, if you promise to behave. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. You got me. from Night at the Museum
Yell all you want, pharaoh. from Night at the Museum
Yes, I did, fathead. Lots and lots of gum gum. from Night at the Museum
Yes. Illusion. from Night at the Museum
Yes. Oh, good. Come to Papa. from Night at the Museum
You ain't getting rid of us that easy. from Night at the Museum
You ain't going nowhere. from Night at the Museum
You be the judge, but one thing's for sure: from Night at the Museum
You can't fight it and neither can l. Go! More dynamite. from Night at the Museum
You can't stop progress! from Night at the Museum
You can't...? You can't hear me? from Night at the Museum
You fellas go ahead. from Night at the Museum
You got fired. from Night at the Museum
You got me. from Night at the Museum
You got the whole room to run around in. You don't have to be near each other. from Night at the Museum
You gotta do something. Dawn's approaching. from Night at the Museum
You guys are brothers, for God's sakes. You gotta stop fighting. from Night at the Museum
You guys have heard the saying, "Actions speak louder than words." from Night at the Museum
You guys shouldn't be here. from Night at the Museum
You have my word, my liege. from Night at the Museum
You have to deal with this creature with love and respect. from Night at the Museum
You hit me with that chestnut last night. from Night at the Museum
You impertinent pup. I knew you'd come back. from Night at the Museum
You just want what's best for your people, right? from Night at the Museum
You know how they say in certain museums, history comes alive? from Night at the Museum
You know that tablet? The Tablet of Ahkmenrah? from Night at the Museum
You know what else people like? Money. from Night at the Museum
You know what I mean? from Night at the Museum
You know what, we'll figure it out, okay? from Night at the Museum
You know what? Let me show you. from Night at the Museum
You know what? We're pretty slammed this morning. from Night at the Museum
You know, once I clip on the tie, I'm all business. from Night at the Museum
You know, whatever, but... from Night at the Museum
You know, you snap, the lights come on. Snap, they come off. from Night at the Museum
You know... from Night at the Museum
You might get lucky. from Night at the Museum
You might have them fooled, you might have the kids fooled. Not me. from Night at the Museum
You never fought John L. Sullivan in your life. from Night at the Museum
You new dum dum. You give me gum gum. from Night at the Museum
You really think he's the one? from Night at the Museum
You rock. I am a big fan. from Night at the Museum
You saved me. from Night at the Museum
You see, Larry, a few years into the job, the three of us realized that... from Night at the Museum
You seem I'm Larry. from Night at the Museum
You seem to know what you're doing, so I'm gonna let you take over. from Night at the Museum
You start with one, two, three.... from Night at the Museum
You think you can track the guys who took it? from Night at the Museum
You three guys What, he's the ringleader, you're the audience? from Night at the Museum
You wanna dance, hot dog? You wanna dance? from Night at the Museum
You went to Cambridge? from Night at the Museum
You would not believe how stuffy it is in there. from Night at the Museum
You! Don't even think about it. Don't you from Night at the Museum
You. from Night at the Museum
You. New night guard, here, now. from Night at the Museum
You'd better run run from Attila the Hun Hun. from Night at the Museum
You're "Sakagawaya"? from Night at the Museum
You're amazing. How can you tell that? from Night at the Museum
You're both great leaders. from Night at the Museum
You're Galileo? No? from Night at the Museum
You're next. from Night at the Museum
You're really taking your job seriously. from Night at the Museum
You're the night watchman, Lawrence. A venerable position in this institution. from Night at the Museum
You're watching New York 1. News all morning. from Night at the Museum
You're worth saving, my dear. from Night at the Museum
You're, like, a giant. A freak, if you will. We can't expect you to understand that. from Night at the Museum
You're... from Night at the Museum
You've been in there 54 years. You're not getting out tonight. from Night at the Museum
You've been working on one paper for four years? That would drive me crazy. from Night at the Museum
Your dad just got canned, dude. from Night at the Museum
Your fallback? from Night at the Museum
Your father's a great man. from Night at the Museum
Your job is to make sure that everyone stays inside the museum... from Night at the Museum
Your keys. Your torch. from Night at the Museum
who knows? from Night at the Museum
...and I will be seeing you. Larry! from Night at the Museum
...dead? Dead? from Night at the Museum
...Fredricks! One moment. Connecting. from Night at the Museum
...snapping. Clapping's easier. from Night at the Museum
"Hey, Teeny." How does that sound? I don't like it. It hurts my feelings. from Night at the Museum
All right, stop the train. Thank you. from Night at the Museum
All right. What do you wanna be? A bond trader. from Night at the Museum
Alpaca. Welcome back, ladies. from Night at the Museum
An honor. Hi. from Night at the Museum
And a one and a two Hey, Jed. Stop that. from Night at the Museum
And have a good rest of your All right. Okay, kids. from Night at the Museum
Beautiful? Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Bond trader. Bond trader. Sorry. from Night at the Museum
Bye, Dad. Bye. from Night at the Museum
Carry on. Good. See you. from Night at the Museum
Come on, boy! Let me hear you yell! Yeah! from Night at the Museum
Come on, lad. All right. Okay. This is impossible. from Night at the Museum
Cool, thanks. All right, man. from Night at the Museum
Dad? Hang on a sec. from Night at the Museum
Dad? Hey. from Night at the Museum
Deal. All right. from Night at the Museum
Did I get you good? Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Do they look happy? No. from Night at the Museum
Don't you do it, son. Do what? from Night at the Museum
Dum dum. Yes? from Night at the Museum
Excuse me. Hi. Hi. from Night at the Museum
Foam. Yes, I know. from Night at the Museum
Get him, that big old Bocephus of a man. Hey, what are you doing? from Night at the Museum
Give us the tablet! Nicky? from Night at the Museum
Good night, Larry. Yeah, okay. from Night at the Museum
Good place to think, huh? Yeah. Definitely. from Night at the Museum
Got it. Okay? from Night at the Museum
Half the museum's running amuck outside. He's got my tablet. from Night at the Museum
He's back. All right, I'll deal with this joker. from Night at the Museum
Heave. On the count of three... from Night at the Museum
Hello. Cecil! It's Larry Daley! from Night at the Museum
Here you go. Best seat in the house. What's going on? from Night at the Museum
Hey there. Hey. from Night at the Museum
Hey, blondie? Name's Jedediah. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Huns. Tell Attila to have his boys... from Night at the Museum
Hey, Larry. How you doing? from Night at the Museum
Hey, no! Put me down! Keep heaving, men. from Night at the Museum
Hey, ready to carve it up? Cool. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Rebecca. Hey. from Night at the Museum
Hey, Teddy. Lawrence. from Night at the Museum
Hey. Hey. from Night at the Museum
Hey. Hey. Come on in. from Night at the Museum
Home. What? Wait a minute. from Night at the Museum
How come you speak English? I went to Cambridge University. from Night at the Museum
I am. Who's evolved? from Night at the Museum
I can handle it. Okay. from Night at the Museum
I get it. Yeah. from Night at the Museum
I have rights. And you. from Night at the Museum
I know. Teddy? from Night at the Museum
I'll see you tomorrow. Wait! What ? from Night at the Museum
I'm just trying to close up shop. We're gonna blow it anyway. And a three! from Night at the Museum
I'm Rebecca Hutman. I'm a docent here. Hi. from Night at the Museum
It's Columbus. Right, Columbus! Right, I'm sorry. from Night at the Museum
It's gone. What's gone? from Night at the Museum
Just calm down, Jed. lt doesn't feel good. from Night at the Museum
Larry Daley. Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Lawrence! Hey, Teddy. from Night at the Museum
Lawrence! You saw! from Night at the Museum
Lawrence? Yeah? from Night at the Museum
Lawrence. Yes, sir? from Night at the Museum
Let me point you in the right direction. Great. from Night at the Museum
Llama. Hey. from Night at the Museum
lndeed. Bless you, lad. Yeah. All right. from Night at the Museum
lnuit. Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Love you. Love you too, buddy. from Night at the Museum
lt makes me feel small and powerless. You done? from Night at the Museum
Magic? Magic. from Night at the Museum
Mr. Daley? Yeah? from Night at the Museum
Name, please? Cecil... from Night at the Museum
Night, Gus. Young buck. Cracking wise. from Night at the Museum
No, I didn't get evicted yet. It's like Larry, listen to me. from Night at the Museum
No, no, I want the job Welcome to the night guards, Larry. from Night at the Museum
No. Rebecca! Good night, Larry. from Night at the Museum
Now there's a tablet? Yeah, there is. from Night at the Museum
Octavius. Don't do what? from Night at the Museum
Oh, boy. What is it? from Night at the Museum
Oh, I didn't mean to No, no, no. from Night at the Museum
Oh, my.... Prepare the catapults. from Night at the Museum
Oh, sorry. Well, what are you gonna do? from Night at the Museum
Okay, you like Tyrannosaurus Rex? Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Okay. No, I mean insanely crazy. from Night at the Museum
Okay. Okay, bye. from Night at the Museum
One Buddha. Check. from Night at the Museum
One more night. Okay, thank you. from Night at the Museum
Rather handsome woman, I suppose. Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Really, Mr. McPhee Doctor. from Night at the Museum
Really? Really. from Night at the Museum
Really? Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you. from Night at the Museum
Right. You'll wanna strap those to your belt. from Night at the Museum
Right. Check. Dexter! Welcome back. from Night at the Museum
Right. He should still be in his office. Great. from Night at the Museum
Sakagawean. Sakagawean? from Night at the Museum
Seriously? Yeah, sorry. It's museum rules. from Night at the Museum
Show me what? Come to work with me tonight. from Night at the Museum
Sir? What? from Night at the Museum
Somebody's gotta pay. Pay for what? from Night at the Museum
Stop it. What? from Night at the Museum
Sweet dreams, cupcake! No! from Night at the Museum
Take it or leave it. Okay. Thank you. from Night at the Museum
Thank you. Not at all. from Night at the Museum
Thank you. You're welcome. from Night at the Museum
That didn't hurt. Don't be a baby. Yes, it did. from Night at the Museum
That's a big no can do, Cracker Jack. What's going on here, huh? from Night at the Museum
That's problematic. Teddy. Oh, man. from Night at the Museum
Twenty sixth. Twenty sixth. from Night at the Museum
Unleash hell! Don't from Night at the Museum
Vikings. Right. from Night at the Museum
Wait! That's all you got for me? That's it! from Night at the Museum
Wea. Wea. from Night at the Museum
What are you doing? Hey, Nicky! Are you all right? from Night at the Museum
What are you doing? I'm gonna be here every night. from Night at the Museum
What are you doing? Put me down. from Night at the Museum
What is he? Capuchin. from Night at the Museum
What, you mean...? You're gonna let us out? from Night at the Museum
What? Just until you get really settled. from Night at the Museum
What? You'll see in about 20 seconds. from Night at the Museum
What's up? "What's up? " from Night at the Museum
What's wrong? Maybe you should ask Nicky. from Night at the Museum
Who's with me? Yeah! from Night at the Museum
Will do, sir. Thank you. from Night at the Museum
Yeah, use it all. All right. Okay. from Night at the Museum
Yeah! Charge! from Night at the Museum
Yeah? Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. Follow me. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. Guy's cute. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. Hey. from Night at the Museum
Yeah. ln this museum... from Night at the Museum
Yeah. Yeah? from Night at the Museum
Yeah. Yeah. from Night at the Museum
Yes, a great visionary. Yes, definitely. from Night at the Museum
Yes, but just one question. All right. from Night at the Museum
Yes, Mr. Daley? Yes. Was she deaf? from Night at the Museum
Yes. Good. from Night at the Museum
You all right? Yeah, yeah. from Night at the Museum
You better get it! Gus. from Night at the Museum
You cannot do this. I am a Roman general. Sorry. from Night at the Museum
You checking her out? The nerve. from Night at the Museum
You give me gum gum. I give you gum gum? from Night at the Museum
You have any idea what I've been through? Keep a lid on it, butterscotch. from Night at the Museum
You have any idea what I've been through? What? from Night at the Museum
You look like a man on a mission. Yeah, I'm gonna give it another shot. from Night at the Museum
You obviously don't. No, I didn't, but now I do. from Night at the Museum
You okay? I'm fine. Would you get off the ice? from Night at the Museum
You saw what he did just then! Who's evolved? from Night at the Museum
You turn to dust? Dust. from Night at the Museum
You. Fool me twice.... Got it. from Night at the Museum
You...? What? from Night at the Museum
..." Dakota"? from Night at the Museum
..."Sakagahwahwaya"? from Night at the Museum
...a little birdie told me that somebody likes... from Night at the Museum
...after your shift: from Night at the Museum
...all with her newborn baby on her back. She was the ultimate working mother. from Night at the Museum
...and be out of your hair, okay? from Night at the Museum
...and climbed over into the Wild West. from Night at the Museum
...and do a sweep from lnvertebrates all the way through Reptiles. from Night at the Museum
...and every other weekend. from Night at the Museum
...and I don't know, I feel like you did too. from Night at the Museum
...and I know that you and I got off on the wrong foot last night, but... from Night at the Museum
...and I say let's give him a shot. What do you say? from Night at the Museum
...and NASCAR, so just chill! from Night at the Museum
...and that's been hard for you. from Night at the Museum
...and they lead straight to the Museum of Natural History. from Night at the Museum
...and this is my son, Nick. from Night at the Museum
...and we need to do it before morning. from Night at the Museum
...and went back. from Night at the Museum
...and you're just an ordinary guy who should get a job? from Night at the Museum
...apparently there is a significant portion of the population that has trouble actually... from Night at the Museum
...at the Museum of Natural History. from Night at the Museum
...Attila and his Huns would often tear off the limbs of their helpless victims. from Night at the Museum
...baby Attila a long time ago, right here. from Night at the Museum
...ball of fun, aren't you, Dexter? from Night at the Museum
...because if the sun rises and anyone's on the outside... from Night at the Museum
...but isn't everything in this museum supposed to be, you know... from Night at the Museum
...but your guys there? Your jackal guys? from Night at the Museum
...colleague to colleague, information download sort of coffee. from Night at the Museum
...disappear. from Night at the Museum
...don't ever talk to me like that in front of my son. from Night at the Museum
...everything's just gonna come together, you know? from Night at the Museum
...five, four, three, two.... from Night at the Museum
...get evicted. I didn't get evicted, no. I mean, I didn't.... from Night at the Museum
...have a little bit of leash here. Don't choke me with it, okay? from Night at the Museum
...have it. from Night at the Museum
...he ought to be bringing home a World Series trophy every season. from Night at the Museum
...hear you. from Night at the Museum
...hear. from Night at the Museum
...I am forever in your debt. from Night at the Museum
...I can hook that up. from Night at the Museum
...I don't think Nicky has any room in his heart for more disappointment. from Night at the Museum
...I don't think that Nicky should stay with you. from Night at the Museum
...I felt a connection when I entered this office... from Night at the Museum
...I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. from Night at the Museum
...I've never seen a resume quite like yours. from Night at the Museum
...if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. from Night at the Museum
...in Petrified Wood. Go clean that up. from Night at the Museum
...into thin air! from Night at the Museum
...it actually does. from Night at the Museum
...just listening to Lewis and Clark argue. from Night at the Museum
...like everything else in this museum, we got new life at night. from Night at the Museum
...love to bestow it upon you, but we don't actually... from Night at the Museum
...magic. from Night at the Museum
...metaphorically speaking. from Night at the Museum
...myself and the other two night guards. from Night at the Museum
...not everyone. from Night at the Museum
...of these United States of America at your service. from Night at the Museum
...of vanishing... from Night at the Museum
...one of you guards locks us up in these boxes. from Night at the Museum
...or go and plunder somewhere, just doing his job. from Night at the Museum
...over. Knock yourselves out. from Night at the Museum
...President Theodore Roosevelt. from Night at the Museum
...pretty obvious you committed the crime. from Night at the Museum
...ruler of the land of my fathers. from Night at the Museum
...so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade. from Night at the Museum
...so I needed to find a more steady situation. from Night at the Museum
...so that I may assume command of my kingdom. from Night at the Museum
...so you might wanna put a few lights on. from Night at the Museum
...son of Milton... from Night at the Museum
...spying on a girl he's never even talked to. from Night at the Museum
...stole a bit of our thunder. from Night at the Museum
...take him back. Put him with the guards. from Night at the Museum
...the Batman of stockbrokers. from Night at the Museum
...the better prepared you are for the future. from Night at the Museum
...then it's farewell, my friend. from Night at the Museum
...there's some pretty cool places out in Queens. from Night at the Museum
...this whole coming to life at night thing, it all goes away. from Night at the Museum
...to pillage some town... from Night at the Museum
...was his most prized possession, the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. from Night at the Museum
...we had to steal the tablet. from Night at the Museum
...we turn to dust. from Night at the Museum
...who advised and mystified him with their dark arts." from Night at the Museum
...who led Lewis and Clark on their expedition to find the Pacific Ocean. from Night at the Museum
...whose daddy went off... from Night at the Museum
...with the fact everything in the museum comes to life at night. from Night at the Museum
...you blow this anthill to kingdom come. from Night at the Museum
...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. from Night at the Museum
...you guys aren't that different. from Night at the Museum
" Known as the 'Scourge of God'... from Night at the Museum
"Double check your belt. The monkey probably stole your keys." from Night at the Museum
"Gigantor" makes me feel like some sort of freak, so.... from Night at the Museum
"Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard." from Night at the Museum
"No" is the answer. from Night at the Museum
