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A brilliant man.
A brilliant man.
Ah, and I was really beginning to like you.
Ah, and I was really beginning to like you.
Ah, crap.
Ah, crap.
Ah, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Ah, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Ah.
Ah.
All right, bitches.
All right, bitches.
All right, let's do it.
All right, let's do it.
All right, nerd.
All right, nerd.
And who are you supposed to be?
And who are you supposed to be?
And.
And.
Are you out of your mind?
Are you out of your mind?
As long as you pay.
As long as you pay.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
Booya.
Booya.
Booya.
Booya.
But.
But.
Call me Hopkins, Jimmy Hopkins.
Call me Hopkins, Jimmy Hopkins.
Can never have too much sugar.
Can never have too much sugar.
Can you tell me where Ernest is?
Can you tell me where Ernest is?
Can you tell me where the library is?
Can you tell me where the library is?
Chocolate.
Chocolate.
Come on baby, don't be so serious.
Come on baby, don't be so serious.
Come on, baby, you know you want to.
Come on, baby, you know you want to.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, girl, relax.
Come on, girl, relax.
Come on, sugar rush.
Come on, sugar rush.
Come on.
Come on.
Come over here.
Come over here.
Daddy's here for some fun.
Daddy's here for some fun.
Damn it, I need some candy now.
Damn it, I need some candy now.
Damn nerd.
Damn nerd.
Damn, I'm tired.
Damn, I'm tired.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Do you believe the crap you say?
Do you believe the crap you say?
Do you have any sweatshop produced cheap trinkets?
Do you have any sweatshop produced cheap trinkets?
Do you maybe wanna go out sometime?
Do you maybe wanna go out sometime?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't flatter yourself, honey.
Don't flatter yourself, honey.
Don't play hard to get.
Don't play hard to get.
Don't pretend you got standards.
Don't pretend you got standards.
Don't whine. It doesn't hurt.
Don't whine. It doesn't hurt.
Dumb ass.
Dumb ass.
Edna sent me here to pick up a razor.
Edna sent me here to pick up a razor.
Finally, you're doing something.
Finally, you're doing something.
Finally.
Finally.
Gary, you little bitch.
Gary, you little bitch.
Gary.
Gary.
Get a job, loser.
Get a job, loser.
God, you are annoying.
God, you are annoying.
Good to know.
Good to know.
Got any more deliveries?
Got any more deliveries?
Got some work for me.
Got some work for me.
Great beating fat bastard.
Great beating fat bastard.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Classic.
Ha ha ha. Classic.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hey baby, come over here.
Hey baby, come over here.
Hey got some work for me.
Hey got some work for me.
Hey, Gary.
Hey, Gary.
Hey, losers.
Hey, losers.
Hey, nerd.
Hey, nerd.
Hey, sweet cheeks.
Hey, sweet cheeks.
Hey, you want a boyfriend?
Hey, you want a boyfriend?
Hey, you're like, um, cute.
Hey, you're like, um, cute.
How about no?
How about no?
How are you, honey?
How are you, honey?
How do you keep this up?
How do you keep this up?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh. I don't feel so good.
Huh. I don't feel so good.
I am so bored right now.
I am so bored right now.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
I didn't mean it, honey.
I didn't mean it, honey.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't have time for this nonsense.
I don't have time for this nonsense.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone as sucky as you.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone as sucky as you.
I don't think you know what kindness means.
I don't think you know what kindness means.
I feel kind of sick.
I feel kind of sick.
I got a favor to ask.
I got a favor to ask.
I got something for you.
I got something for you.
I got something to show you.
I got something to show you.
I gotta hit this.
I gotta hit this.
I guess so.
I guess so.
I guess.
I guess.
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
I heard you.
I heard you.
I heard you're pretty easy.
I heard you're pretty easy.
I hope so.
I hope so.
I hope this was all worth it, Gary. No regrets.
I hope this was all worth it, Gary. No regrets.
I hope you don't think this is creepy.
I hope you don't think this is creepy.
I like to take it slow.
I like to take it slow.
I look like an idiot, but I'm a nice guy, trust me.
I look like an idiot, but I'm a nice guy, trust me.
I must have misunderstood something, sorry.
I must have misunderstood something, sorry.
I need a bike.
I need a bike.
I need a large amount of paint.
I need a large amount of paint.
I need some candy now.
I need some candy now.
I never would have guessed.
I never would have guessed.
I probably don't have a chance, but I really like you.
I probably don't have a chance, but I really like you.
I really don't think so.
I really don't think so.
I should work for an insurance company.
I should work for an insurance company.
I think I might be getting a cold. I feel kind of sick.
I think I might be getting a cold. I feel kind of sick.
I think I'm in love.
I think I'm in love.
I think you should kiss me.
I think you should kiss me.
I thought you put out to everyone.
I thought you put out to everyone.
I told you I was the daddy.
I told you I was the daddy.
I trust you remember who you're working for, Darby.
I trust you remember who you're working for, Darby.
I understand you need help.
I understand you need help.
I wanna be my girlfriend.
I wanna be my girlfriend.
I want something really tasteless in plastic.
I want something really tasteless in plastic.
I want to kiss you.
I want to kiss you.
I was just kidding, baby.
I was just kidding, baby.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll make sure to tell her that.
I'll make sure to tell her that.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm getting sort of dizzy here.
I'm getting sort of dizzy here.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm here to beat you up and evict you.
I'm here to beat you up and evict you.
I'm here to pick up some meat for Edna.
I'm here to pick up some meat for Edna.
I'm Jimmy Hopkins.
I'm Jimmy Hopkins.
I'm not interested anyways.
I'm not interested anyways.
I'm out of your league anyways.
I'm out of your league anyways.
I'm probably gonna need some help getting in. Meet me by the gate and bring more eggs.
I'm probably gonna need some help getting in. Meet me by the gate and bring more eggs.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm the daddy.
I'm the daddy.
I'm your type.
I'm your type.
I've been messing around for sure, but I'm quite good at it.
I've been messing around for sure, but I'm quite good at it.
I've been telling everyone you're my girlfriend.
I've been telling everyone you're my girlfriend.
I've been waiting for this.
I've been waiting for this.
I've been wanting to do this for a while.
I've been wanting to do this for a while.
I've got some nice pictures for you.
I've got some nice pictures for you.
If I were you, I'd make out with me.
If I were you, I'd make out with me.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Isn't there a law against slave labor?
Isn't there a law against slave labor?
It's all about the money.
It's all about the money.
Jimmy Hopkins.
Jimmy Hopkins.
Jimmy Hopkins.
Jimmy Hopkins.
Just give me the money.
Just give me the money.
Just pulling your leg, babe.
Just pulling your leg, babe.
Just you and me.
Just you and me.
Keep talking, it won't help you.
Keep talking, it won't help you.
Kick your ass, that's why.
Kick your ass, that's why.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy Hopkins.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy Hopkins.
Like you can do any better.
Like you can do any better.
Lola.
Lola.
Looking for something to clean my nose with.
Looking for something to clean my nose with.
Loser.
Loser.
Man, this place sure is crap.
Man, this place sure is crap.
Mind if I join you?
Mind if I join you?
Mind telling me where your fearless leader is?
Mind telling me where your fearless leader is?
Miss.
Miss.
Money.
Money.
My ears are from all your yelling.
My ears are from all your yelling.
My head still hurts.
My head still hurts.
My name is Hopkins.
My name is Hopkins.
My name is Jimmy and I'm gonna beat you.
My name is Jimmy and I'm gonna beat you.
Nasty. I like it.
Nasty. I like it.
No problem.
No problem.
No thanks.
No thanks.
No way, buddy.
No way, buddy.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
None of your business.
None of your business.
Not gonna happen.
Not gonna happen.
Not so loud.
Not so loud.
Nowhere to run, now a Gary.
Nowhere to run, now a Gary.
Of course, Gary.
Of course, Gary.
Ohh I feel a little sick.
Ohh I feel a little sick.
Ohh man that stinks.
Ohh man that stinks.
Ohh man.
Ohh man.
Ohh man.
Ohh man.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, am I hurting your feelings?
Ohh, am I hurting your feelings?
Ohh, aren't you a stuck up little Princess?
Ohh, aren't you a stuck up little Princess?
Ohh, I'll live.
Ohh, I'll live.
Ohh, that stings.
Ohh, that stings.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
OK.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Please make out with me. I promise I won't tell.
Please make out with me. I promise I won't tell.
Please tell me more.
Please tell me more.
See ya.
See ya.
See you around.
See you around.
See you later.
See you later.
Shut up and get out of here.
Shut up and get out of here.
Shut up, Gary.
Shut up, Gary.
Shut your mouth.
Shut your mouth.
Shut your trap.
Shut your trap.
So do you like stuff?
So do you like stuff?
So I wanna be my girlfriend.
So I wanna be my girlfriend.
So, uh, your place or mine?
So, uh, your place or mine?
So, um, you're a girl, huh?
So, um, you're a girl, huh?
So.
So.
Son of a.
Son of a.
Stop that.
Stop that.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Sure, Gary.
Sure, Gary.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That guy is seriously unhinged.
That guy is seriously unhinged.
That sucks.
That sucks.
That wasn't very nice. Johnny's not nice at all.
That wasn't very nice. Johnny's not nice at all.
That's gross.
That's gross.
That's just stupid.
That's just stupid.
That's my mom.
That's my mom.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
That's not what I read on the bathroom wall.
That's not what I read on the bathroom wall.
That's not what you said last night.
That's not what you said last night.
The guy who's gonna kick your ass.
The guy who's gonna kick your ass.
The name's Jimmy Hopkins.
The name's Jimmy Hopkins.
The usual fee.
The usual fee.
Then I guess I better come over there.
Then I guess I better come over there.
There's a lot of rules here.
There's a lot of rules here.
They need to know where Ernest is.
They need to know where Ernest is.
Things are getting blurry.
Things are getting blurry.
This is getting annoying.
This is getting annoying.
This is pretty disgusting.
This is pretty disgusting.
This sounds like it's gonna be good.
This sounds like it's gonna be good.
Trump.
Trump.
Um, uh.
Um, uh.
We'll see about that.
We'll see about that.
Well, hello there.
Well, hello there.
Well, here I am again.
Well, here I am again.
What a pompous ass.
What a pompous ass.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What happened?
What happened?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?
What's the matter? Can't you take a joke?
What's the matter? Can't you take a joke?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
What's your son?
What's your son?
Whatever, man. You're gonna get hurt.
Whatever, man. You're gonna get hurt.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Where am I supposed to get Chocola?
Where am I supposed to get Chocola?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where's John?
Where's John?
Where's the library?
Where's the library?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Whoa, I'm kind of feeling dizzy.
Whoa, I'm kind of feeling dizzy.
Whoa, I'm tired.
Whoa, I'm tired.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Why do you have to be such a jerk?
Why do you have to be such a jerk?
Why don't you get to it then you ohf?
Why don't you get to it then you ohf?
Why don't you look for some dinner while you're at?
Why don't you look for some dinner while you're at?
Why is the store closed?
Why is the store closed?
Why would I care?
Why would I care?
Why?
Why?
Will you please hang out with me?
Will you please hang out with me?
Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.
Wow, you're like, really pretty.
Wow, you're like, really pretty.
Yeah, that makes total sense.
Yeah, that makes total sense.
Yeah, whatever. I'll get you.
Yeah, whatever. I'll get you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Ohh.
Yeah. Ohh.
Yes.
Yes.
Yo, Mama.
Yo, Mama.
You ain't such a tough guy.
You ain't such a tough guy.
You better tell me where Ernest is.
You better tell me where Ernest is.
You can't afford to turn me down.
You can't afford to turn me down.
You disgust me.
You disgust me.
You gonna cry now?
You gonna cry now?
You got anything that's not junk?
You got anything that's not junk?
You got some free time, baby.
You got some free time, baby.
You have nice lips.
You have nice lips.
You hungry?
You hungry?
You know you love it.
You know you love it.
You know you want to kiss me, baby.
You know you want to kiss me, baby.
You little bitch.
You little bitch.
You make me laugh.
You make me laugh.
You may if you pay me.
You may if you pay me.
You mean unlike you, you pompous jerk.
You mean unlike you, you pompous jerk.
You moron.
You moron.
You need your mommy to hold your hand.
You need your mommy to hold your hand.
You paying attention?
You paying attention?
You probably got mono anyways.
You probably got mono anyways.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
You shouldn't have done that.
You shouldn't have done that.
You suck big time.
You suck big time.
You suck.
You suck.
You think I'm scared of you, tough guy?
You think I'm scared of you, tough guy?
You think you're tough, huh?
You think you're tough, huh?
You wanna make out?
You wanna make out?
You want a boyfriend?
You want a boyfriend?
You'll get yours. You just wait.
You'll get yours. You just wait.
You're a girl, huh?
You're a girl, huh?
You're a model, right?
You're a model, right?
You're a pretty wanna hang out?
You're a pretty wanna hang out?
You're an idiot, Gary.
You're an idiot, Gary.
You're gonna get hurt.
You're gonna get hurt.
You're gonna regret that.
You're gonna regret that.
You're incredible.
You're incredible.
You're just asking for it.
You're just asking for it.
You're just saying that.
You're just saying that.
You're just trash.
You're just trash.
You're making me angry.
You're making me angry.
You're messing with the wrong guy.
You're messing with the wrong guy.
You're missing out.
You're missing out.
You're pathetic.
You're pathetic.
You're pretty high maintenance, aren't you?
You're pretty high maintenance, aren't you?
You're really beginning to piss me off.
You're really beginning to piss me off.
You're ridiculous.
You're ridiculous.
You're so full of yourself.
You're so full of yourself.
You're so interesting and we have so much in common.
You're so interesting and we have so much in common.
You're so lame.
You're so lame.
You're starting to scare me now.
You're starting to scare me now.
You're very special.
You're very special.
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
1st I'm gonna take out your bitches, then I'm coming straight for you.
1st I'm gonna take out your bitches, then I'm coming straight for you.
はは?
はは?
ハハハハ。
ハハハハ。