A567.
Actually, I I kind of, I sort of have a headache. Kind of.
Ah ah.
Ah ah.
Ah man ohh.
Ah, crap.
Ah, crap.
Ah, great.
Ah.
Ah. Ah.
All right, let's not panic. Nobody even knows about this.
All right, Peter Griffin.
All that shit your history, pal.
Already.
Alright buddy.
Alright, thanks buddy.
Alright, that's just fancy talk for sexified.
Alright, zip it egghead.
Always that how it is.
And a kids meal.
And and what's your friend's name?
And don't call me Peter. That's my slave name from now on, call me Kichwa Tembo.
And how long has this been going on?
And I am not afraid to spank.
And I got a favor to ask.
And I had sex with your mother last night.
And I'd like to report a dangerous criminal who may be coming into town.
And I'm sick and tired of you people always calling during dinner.
And what's it to you, pal?
And who the hell is that?
And you know what I do there?
Angie.
As you know, we of the Christian faith believe that Jesus is not really dead, but that he must let the world think that he is dead.
Be.
Because if it is, it probably runs like you.
Because most of them are already dead inside.
Besides, there's no need to kill him.
Big jerk.
Bra.
Brenda.
Britney Spears.
But this, this is going to be dangerous. We could all die.
But why would you even say that?
But you owe me open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
Call me Peter.
Call me Rooster Cogburn.
Chris Griffin.
Chris Griffin.
Clear throat
Come on, let's go drink till we can't feel feelings anymore.
Come on.
Congratulations.
Could you repeat your name?
Dad, don't. That.
Damn it.
Don't call me boy.
E.
Enough with the foreplay, Sheila. What do you sell?
Excuse me?
Fat deadbeat loser.
George W Bush.
Get off, get off.
GIFIN.
Give me a give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.
Good for you.
Good night everyone.
Great.
Griffin.
Guess what?
Guess you're married now, huh?
Have fooled you.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Her $1,000,000.
Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
Hey there fellas.
Hey there, Britney Spears.
Hey there, Peter Griffin. My friends call me Peter for sure.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. What kind of talk is that? It's on American.
Hey, how are you? Alfred Hitchcock? Yeah, yeah, you like that one? Dick hurts. I'm sorry, I'm already drunk.
Hey, what's your wife's name?
Hey, you know what I do?
Hey, you're crazy.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Peter Griffin.
Hi.
Hi. I'm priceless.
Hi. Thanks for everything, buddy.
Holy crap.
How am I gonna come up with 50 grand by tomorrow?
How long is this gonna take?
How much for one of those?
How much is this volcano insurance?
How to hell with this? I'm going home.
Huh.
I am going to drop this weight and rejoin the workforce.
I am never speaking to you again.
I bet you're not brave enough to take all your clothes off.
I can make up words too, sister.
I can't come to work today.
I demand to speak to your supervisor.
I didn't know you looked so good in shorts.
I don't care.
I don't have that kind of money.
I don't know 7:30?
I don't wanna feed grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub.
I got a hole in my car's muffler and I need something to plug it.
I got three kids.
I guess I'll have fries. If. If I have fries, is anybody else going to have any? You know, I I don't want to be the only one eating them. I'll feel like a fatty.
I have an announcement.
I have decided to become a professional fisherman.
I hope that thing doesn't happen where I get nervous and I can't control the volume of my voice.
I I gotta go.
I love too much.
I love you too, honey.
I never thought you were an effeminate weirdo.
I quit the team.
I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.
I think I might be an alcoholic.
I thought you guys said you were *******.
I want an apology and some rice crispy treats.
I was in a terrible plane crash.
I work in a toy factory.
I'll have 3 cheeseburgers.
I'll tell you what's not funny.
I'm handicapped now.
I'm not sure I like the tone of voice.
I'm sorry, could you repeat your name?
I'm sorry, what was it?
I'm sure as hell not going in the back door.
If cops are pigs, does that make you a snatchers?
Is there nothing you people can't do?
Is your refrigerator running?
It's not just the rack or the caboose, it's that big, sexy brain of yours.
Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.
Jackass.
Kichwa tembo.
Killing strippers.
Laugh 4
Lois.
Looking for a good time, sweet cheeks?
Maybe it is time for me to get a job.
Maybe you'd like to come over to my house for dinner Friday night.
Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up.
My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable.
My friends call me Peter for sure.
My my name.
My wife and I should talk to you.
Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price, you negotiate later behind the curtain of EIP Ro.
No deal.
No, I quit drinking.
No, no.
No.
No.
No.
Nothing a little phone call can't take care of.
Officer TJ hooker.
Oh God.
Oh man, that's perfect.
Oh my God, is there nothing you people can't do?
Oh my God, that's disgusting.
Oh my God, you really let yourself go.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, Jenny, don't stop.
Oh, great. Thank God.
Oh.
Ohh cheese my daughter's acting up.
Ohh damn it.
Ohh God oh it's everywhere. It's in my raccoon wounds. Ohh God.
Ohh God, call an ambulance.
Ohh great thanks.
Ohh I don't know if I can do that.
Ohh Jenny.
Ohh man, you had me going there for a second. You are one sick bastard, you know that? But I like your style.
Ohh man.
Ohh yeah just try it.
Ohh yeah that's me.
Ohh yeah yeah, that plane crash I told you about? It turned out to be gas.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, come on.
Ohh, you are duck.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK, but it'll cost you.
OK, so you wanna party or what?
OK. On the count of three?
Open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
P.
Perhaps. Sorry, I'm already drunk.
Pete.
Peter Griffin Griffin.
Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin.
Push.
Repeat.
Rooster cogburn.
Shanny.
She walks over here, asked me to put a bird in her panties. I'm standing here going, what the hell?
Sheriff officer TJ Hooker.
Sheriff's Office.
Shut the hell up.
Shut up.
Sir. No, Sir.
So I guess you're married now, huh?
So let's start.
So what do you guys do for fun around here?
So what's this big assignment you got for me?
So where do you want to go?
So.
Stop with this.
Strippers are people too.
Sure, whatever floats your boat.
Swallow.
Take care.
Tap dance.
Terrible.
Thank you.
That's disgusting.
That's not true.
The power of Christ compels you.
There you go.
Tonight I get anal.
Until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him. Dan dat dat dat dat.
Vagina. Coast Guard.
Very homosexually.
Wait, hold on a SEC.
Wake up, sleepyhead.
Was wondering if maybe you'd like to come over to my house for dinner Friday night.
Washington.
We can go anywhere except the disco. They don't let me in there anymore.
Well, I don't pay you to think, hot lips. In fact, I don't pay you at all.
Well, I guess I better get busy.
Well, it's about time.
Well, Sir, while I may not agree with what you say, I'll defend to the death your right to say.
What a sweet ass.
What are we gonna do now?
What are you sell?
What are you talking about?
What do you want? A Cleveland steamer?
What number are you calling?
What should I do?
What the hell are you doing in my house?
What the hell did you do?
What the hell is he talking about?
What the hell?
What's a big idea? Centimeter that bar mitzvah?
What's going on here?
What's this big assignment you got for me?
What's your excuse, you big chicken?
What's your friends name?
Where was I? Where where were you?
Where? Where? Wait, hold on there. Nobody walks all over my wife because I won't let him.
Where's your dad?
Who, me? Yes, me couldn't be. Then who?
Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Because because all that magic tricks.
Why not?
Why wasn't I told?
Why you are a fastigial.
Why?
Wow, you guys sure know how to run a company.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Yes, yes, I love it.
Ya.
Ya.
Yay kind shrew. Before the. Except after she.
Yeah, damn right.
Yeah, I'll have 3 cheeseburgers.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you did it buddy. Ohh. Congratulations. Ohh man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hi, this is Peter Griffin.
Yep.
Yes, hello, this is Peter Griffin.
Yes, hello, this is Peter Griffin. I'd like to report a dangerous criminal who may be coming into town.
Yes, I love it.
Yes, in your face. In your face.
Yes, me one you 0.
Yes, well, we need another girl.
Yes.
Yes.
You are just precious.
You are one sick bastard, you know that?
You are one sick bastard, you know that? When do you come up with this stuff? Ohh. God, I have never gonna get that out of my head.
You are priceless.
You can call me Officer TJ Hooker.
You can whip me all you like, white devil, but you'll never break my spirit.
You gotta be kidding me. Oh my God that is hysterical.
You know there's a fat drunk guy in there.
You know what I do?
You know you can trust me, right?
You know, I don't know. I don't know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway.
You know, I don't want any.
You mean imagine the naked lady then, yes.
You mean like haha Jerry Seinfeld funny or Elaine Boosler, God bless her, she's trying funny.
You smug little bastard.
You son of a bitch.
You wanna know what my problem is?
You wanna touch it? Go on. Gotta be careful though. We don't want it to get too excited and go off in your hair.
You want an enemy? You got one.
You when you get drugs.
You're a big man. You'll figure it out.
You're fired.
You're saying I got a fat ass?
You've been living a lie all these years.
1.
2.
3.
$200.00 that's more than I spent on all that handsome crew.
ああ。
うん、うんうん。
ええ？
はあはあはあ。
ハハハ。
わわわわわわわわあ、わわわわ。