💬 South Park - Season 14

A bake sale?

A Coon must know when to defend itself.

A culinary battle royal is set to explode here

A double rainbow!

A family from New Jersey moved in next to the Marshes?

A horrific scene of destruction, despair and terror here in New Orleans.

A little faster.

A lot of people think the Jersey look is nice.

A lot of us have waited a long time for this day!

A mild mannered, attractive fourth grader, Bradley Biggle,

A new family moved in ? Where are they from?

A nice ol' fashioned!

A power they will now begin to understand.

A school cafeteria in middle America

A soon as something bad happens

A spring loaded workout device you pump with your arms.

A terrific human interest story here, Tom.

A what?

A workout?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

About a quarter cup,

About something extremely traumatic.

Actually I'm no longer with Coon and friends.

After a small town in Colorado

After days of killing and conquering, Cthulhu is at rest,

After going through all that crap

After the triumphant

Agreed

Ah ha!

Ah ha! Don't worry, Mysterion!

Ah ha! That's the cult the creepy man talked about, heroes!

Ah heh heh heh

Ah ho!

Alcohol shouldn't be legal.

Alert, seriously. All Coon friends to base. Alert you guys. I'm seriously.

All better. Just had to get that out.

All Coon friends report to base.

All deserve to be sent into a dark oblivion!

All of you shall now be dealt the swift hand of justice!

All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

All right, Billy,

All right, everyone. I guess that's it.

All right, fine.

All right, mackey, take this.

All right, Mosquito.

All right, Mr. Situation, we'll try this again.

All right, yeah. Let's go

All right, you little Munchkins buckled up for safety?

All right.

All right. That does it.

All right. Toolshed is here. We can start.

All the Coon and friends stopped the BP drilling spill crisis!

All the time is super interesting, Stan.

All the time!

All was gonna be darkness and pain.

All we have to do

All we need to do is get

All we want

All will be sadness!

All, went back to his chair, and removed all his powers.

Almost done!

Alright dad.

Alright everyone, this is the fire department.

Alright super heroes!

Alright what seems to be the problem?

Alright, come to bed soon.

Alright, Coon friends!

Alright, dude. Let's just say you're not crazy and it's true.

Alright, fine.

Alright, it's late.

Alright, look,

Alright, now for my baked ziti we are gonna start off

Alright, you guys, hide as long as you can.

Alright. Look, you guys were totally right, okay?

Alright. Now here's the really cool part!

Alright. Now,

An ancient evil God from another dimension!

And all will know who and what I truly am.

And anybody else using that name for their benefit is breaking the law.

And as CEO, I would like to say,

And as head of the oil company responsible, I would like to say...

And back in the kitchen

And bringing their a game

And every time they act like selfish assholes, they go,

And finally the evil Coon is right where he belongs.

And find out why we're hoarding.

And friends!

And Giada de Laurentis!

And go back to my original team?

And heirloom tomato frittata

And heroically watched judge Judy,

And I ain't got nothing to eat.

And I can tell you being a Coon friend is the very highest honor.

And I certainly appreciate your on time paying dues and fees.

And I find that extremely funny.

And I met the school principal. What's her name?

And I shan't be playing basketball with the likes of you.

And I shouldn't have mixed alcohols.

And I told you I've had it with your language.

And I'd deglaze the fuck out of that pan.

And I'm a geologist in America.

And I'm going to start crapping on your doorstep a lot more.

And if you ask me, they should have built a roof with enough support

And If you refuse to be a part of that union, you are a scab.

And in a flash Bradley is

And in another dimension.

And in doing so, we have changed our name

And into your heaaaaaaart

And it ain't worth the slimea new baby oil just look at the erl on my scrimp

And it won't go away and nobody will believe me!

And Kenny thinks cartman's Gordon ramsay impersonation is really good.

And like, who is she? Is she God? No.

And listen to another edition of America's favorite super hero!

And listen to the newest installment of the Coon!

And now that time has apparently come.

And now the country can finally be made aware of Coon and Friends

And now you are more grounded, young man!

And now, a special announcement from the president of BP and DP.

And our celebrity sous chefs!

And ripped open a hole to another dimension.

And seeing what happened to mackey,

And selling lemon bars to help aid those affected in the Gulf crisis.

And shake weight takes your pulse!

And she called the parking cop muff cabbage.

And shoot lasers out of his eyes, and Mysterion can...

And shoot lasers out of my eyes.

And so I knew I must act.

And so our next order of business will be burning man!

And so the Coon had returned with the dark lord Cthulhu!

And somebody was in there,

And still, there is no sign of Captain Hindsight.

And Tammy Bretz at work is just a know it all.

And tell them they should have used a nonbleaching cleanser.

And that darn oil gotall up in my scrimp

And that they are manipulative, uncaring, vagina faces!

And that your crunchy with some mint,

And that's another think.

And the back of my head hit the tree,

And the BP oil company accidentally unleashes Cthulhu,

And the environment is being poisoned.

And the fire is so massive, we can't get to them.

And the kids at school are starting to get pissed at me.

And the question everybody is asking is where is Captain Hindsight?

And the rescue effort seems futile.

And the whole world is gonna be watching!

And the worst part?

And then he screams, "I'll smash your teeth in."

And then on the roof they should have built it with a more reinforced structure

And then you see that building to the left, Yes!

And there seems to be no hope for man.

And there's nothing to eat!

And they conflict with what we want to accomplish.

And they were all like noooooo!

And they're making all the ones who moved in move out,

And they're taking down all the Jersey owned shops.

And this Captain Hindsight is everywhere.

And those two geeky computer guys.

And to all those affected, I want to say

And tomorrow, we are gonna wipe em all out!

And we gave our sons allowances and stopped getting high every night.

And we need your help.

And we're gonna be finishing off with a chocolate pecan pie.

And we're gonna top that with a little creme fraiche.

And we're gonna top that with some nice creme fraiche.

And what about Cthulhu's power?

And with all my strength,

And you assholes never remember!

And you called him a bastard!

And you have witnessed the very worst of mankind.

And you must have many questions.

And you screamed, oh my God,

Another crisis in the gulf of Mexico as the oil company DP has

Another lovely woman needs me.

Apparently, a town called South Park,

Appears to have caused even greater problems.

Are my friends downstairs in the secret base?

Are you ready for your therapy?

Are you talking about my family?

Aren't those the goth kids?

As America wonders what happened to Captain Hindsight, some

As for me, you're a heartless, backstabbing Jersey boy,

As many of you already know, everything east of the Rockies

As people looked on and cheered for the Coon, he clawed and

As president of DP oil I want to say... We're sorry.

As public anger towards the BP

As the Coon explained how the disaster could be stopped,

As we walked along the road to the grocery store, my

As you can see in those papers,

Ask Al Qaeda for help? After what they did to us?

Assholes!

At Sizzler, when you were yelling muff cabbage, what's that?

At some point, he might start suspecting something.

Attention to the next villainous scourge.

Aw, stupid commercials.

Aw, what?

Baby baby baby Oh baby baby baby etc, etc. ~gags~

Baby, I know you're asking me to stay.

Back away. This is for the safety of all of us.

Back from where?

Back to our secret base!

Be the bigger person, Sharon

Because even Cthulhu knows what

Because his mom's a Jersey asshole doesn't mean he is.

Because I could realize I should have killed you all!

Because I want to return it now,

Because it pisses Cartman off beyond belief.

Because now you can't park any fire trucks where you really need to.

Because there are some super powers that make yours look like nothing.

Because Utah is between Colorado and California.

Become the newest member of Coon and friends.

Behind you!

Being quote "a dick."

Berries that have the power to fuel nearly anything.

Best of all shake weight tells you when your workout is finished

Biggest party in the world baby!

Biggest seller the past four months!

Billing is 9.95 for each 60 second period.

Bobby flay about to kick my ass

Boring!

Born and raised. I wasn't even called Sheila back then.

BP is taking full responsibility

BP tried to solve the problem by drilling on the moon.

Bradley actually had super powers.

Bravely taking out every whole foods left in the country.

Breaking news here in the Gulf, Tom.

Bring back my friends!

Bring change and fight injustice, as the all new Coon and friends.

Burning man is the biggest hippie festival in the world,

Busted.

But Bradley Biggle is no ordinary fourth grader!

But bring my friends back, wuss!

But California cannot afford helping you at this time.

But darn it, we need your help.

But didn't think drilling into it would prove problematic.

But don't worry, I'm actually not here to fight you!

But dude, there must be something in your past

But even the other heroes do not know, that unlike them, I do have a power.

But first,

But for years cultists have tried to bring them into our world.

But he actually had a bon appetit magazine hidden inside it.

But he would listen to Gordon ramsay.

But he'll kill you!

But he's not that retarded.

But I believe I've come up with a solution.

But I literally herd sheep.

But I think we better find out.

But I told you. It's just a Jersey thing.

But I... but the Coon said if I took the pictures he'd let me

But if you're really looking for a workout

But instead, they caused the dark lord Cthulhu to emerge.

But it was too late.

But life is still totally freakin' gay.

But locking Kyle in a meat freezer, he could die.

But now the Hindsight that has

But now, I realize you can take the fetus out of Jersey,

But now, something has happened which even I cannot fight alone.

But our two worlds collided, and soon Mint and Berry were one.

But sometimes, a Coon must be cuddly and cute.

But that that was an improvement.

But the conditions in the Gulf are still delaying our departure.

But the dark lord is wreaking havoc everywhere and...

But then a freakish accident

But then what exactly is your super power?

But there's a group of super

But they drill too much,

But they drilled again, and tore open a portal into another dimension.

But to be a part of Coon and Friends, you have to have a clear and more superhero kind of identity.

But we get the headquarters and all the equipment.

But we're all equal.

But we're just sitting here smoking cigarettes like before.

But when did you have... I don't remember.

But with any luck I might find the reason for my powers.

But you can't take Jersey out of the fetus.

But you guys, what should I do?

But you still have it in you. You saved my life.

But you were sent here to stop evil from taking over the earth,

But you were supposed to be grounded in your room.

By chiming, and releasing a cooldown spray.

By getting some extra virgin olive oil into the pan.

By turning in place and saying the magic word!

Cafeteria fraiche.

Calls for help are pouring in, you've got to get out to the gulf.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I have a pop tart?

Can I help you?

Can I just get some God damn tater tots?!

Can I try something?

Can we get some food please?

Can we try a helicopter?

Can you sit down?

Can't be healthy, delicious and gourmet?

Can't we just go to bed and start fresh in the morning?

Can't you see that if we fall, California is next?

Cannot go to sleep mode.

Captain Hindsight is our protector and guardian.

Captain Hindsight, Captain Hindsight please come in.

Captain Hindsight, thank God you've come.

Captain Hindsight, the dolphins that those volunteers have cleaned of oil are dying.

Captain Hindsight, the hero of the modern age.

Captain Hindsight!

Captain Hindsight.

Captain Hindsight... sir?

Cartman tore our base up.

Cartman you are the bad guy, not us.

Cartman, if you team up

CEO of DP.

Channel blocked?

Chaos, why did you take those pictures?

Chinstrap.

Clearly something is wrong with me.

Clyde, do you hear me?

Clyde... Clyde, I told you this morning to take the garbage out!

Collect that oil.

Colorado kids are being a little super human themselves.

Come back you fat piece of shit!

Come back!

Come on now, almost finished!

Come on you guys!

Come on, Coon friends.

Come on, get into it.

Come on, hurry.

Come on, just really fast.

Come on, people!

Come on, wait up!

Come on, we don't want to be seen hanging around him.

Come on!

Come on.

Come out, now, make it easy on yourself.

Commissioner? Yes.

Company grows, their president released this statement.

Continues his rampage of destruction and terror,

Convincing a giant creature from another dimension to do

Cooking's dumb.

Cool! So what's next for Coon and friends?

Cool.

Coon actually in the group, but they let him go because he was

Coon and friends alert!

Coon and Friends alert.

Coon and friends have been unsuccessful.

Coon and friends ho!

Coon and friends turn their

Coon and friends, let's head out!

Coon and friends!

Coon sense started tingling.

Coon slide 2

Coon vision on.

Coon volume up.

Coon, I'm sorry but we're kicking you out of Coon and friends.

Could it be a riddle, Mysterion?

Couldn't be.

Countless times.

Creatures from another dimension continue to wreak havoc in the gulf.

Creatures from that dimension are now wreaking havoc in the Gulf.

Creme fraiche!

Creme fraiche.

Cthulhu and other beings are from this city,

Cthulhu has shat on the runway at the New Orleans airport, and

Cthulhu is gonna squash all the happy go lucky conformists.

Cthulhu isn't alive or dead, alright.

Cthulhu isn't behaving as most scientists had speculated Tom,

Cthulhu just wants chaos, bedlam and madness.

Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Cthulhu sees all.

Cthulhu this guy too!

Cthulhu, banish them to a dark oblivion please.

Cthulhu!

Cthulhu! Dude, over here!

Cthulhu.

Cthulhu's track record for complete dominance and interdimensionary rule is

Currents and swells, that's it.

Customer!

Cuu talu ca tuulu

Cuz I paid for it, you stupid bitch.

Dad you aren't ever going to be a celebrity chef!

Dad, no!

Dad, what are you doing?

Dad, you know mom doesn't want you watching food channels.

Dad, you're a geologist!

Dad's trying to be our new school chef.

Daddy time. It's daddy tv time.

Dammit where is that creme fraiche?

Damn it ! I'm not working for the military anymore, krueger.

Damn it... thanks, Freddy.

Danielle is being a stupid bitch.

Dark deities that existed before man.

Darkness has taken over our town.

Deconstructed and topped with a nice parmesan aioli.

Deep down inside, you're a monster, but you're my little monster.

Delivering full flavor and an intense crunch?

Destroyed San Francisco,

Did that really just happen?

Did you find the painful source of your hoarding problems mister mackey ?

Did you see the scratch?

Did you smell raspberries? I smell raspberries.

Dimension brings about 3,000 years of darkness, Tom.

Dimension, perhaps we can work together.

Do it faster.

Do it.

Do not panic.

Do not stop your arms.

Do we really have to resort to that?

Do you have any idea what a curse it is to have perfect 20/20 hindsight?

Do you know Mintberry Crunch?

Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?

Do you remember last week when I got really, really drunk?

Do you think the dark lord Cthulhu is gonna make us go to school?

Do you think the moon can take it?

Do you understand me? You better get that to your fat head.

Don't anybody move!

Don't care.

Don't fucking tell me what to do. I'm a client here.

Don't let it get away. Where is it?

Don't listen to him Cthulhu!

Don't make me be Courtney Love.

Don't touch me, I'll give a hoot, ok?

Don't try and deny it.

Don't you just wanna get in there!

Don't you just...

Don't you pull my friend's hair, you bitch.

Don't you talk about my family.

Double rainbow, you guys.

Down upon the burning man festival, Tom.

DP, we no longer fuck the earth, we DP it.

Dream conundrum.

Drill, Of course.

Drilled here, here and here at the same time.

Dude Colorado is that way!

Dude, I'm sorry, but we still aren't getting it.

Dude, Kenny! What'dya run away for?

Dude, Kenny. Chill out.

Dude, Mysterion, it's your parents!

Dude, thanks for getting us

Dude, that little kid is hardcore goth.

Dude, that was awesome!!!

Dude, that's right, the bullies didn't even beat me up that day.

Dude, whatever happened with those bullies,

Dude, where the fuck are we?

Dude, who said you could put a big siren in my parents house?

Dude, why would the goth kids worship Cthulhu?

Dude, you're freakin' out Mintberry Crunch.

Dude! Is he... Oh Jesus!

Dude.

Ears out to here.

Edited by dedicated South Park fan SK Matthyas who got too tired of too many crappy subs out there for this episode! Die hippies!

Emperor Akishino, we need Japan's help.

Eric Cartman!

Eric, are you listening to me?

Eric, I talked to you about beating up your friends, didn't I?

Eric, what have we talked about with that language?

Eric, you do not beat up your friends.

Eric? Poosie?

Even death may die!

Even if the pictures are fake, I can't take it anymore!

Even though I started it and the secret base is in my house.

Even though they had once been his friends.

Even though we always still get invited.

Ever, you rat dog,

Every day it's booby flay this,

Every night, you take a crap on their doorstep.

Everything all right, Fred?

Evil assholes Kyle and Stan and those guys are.

Excuse my language, but that bitch needs her fucking head examined.

F..Fellas?

Faster!

Faster.

Feel the burn.

Fighting for peace and the American way.

Fine, but when Utah is taken over, then who is next?

Fine, but you Japs will all be eating hoagies in a month.

Fine, Cartman, you really want me in there...

Fine! You'll be hearing from my la the Coon's lawyer, sir!

Firefighters are having no luck.

Flying through gates of madness

For cleaning up the spill in the gulf.

For months he was able to use his new powers for good,

For months now, I have been protecting my town from crime.

For more on the story, we go to Chicago.

For old time's sake?

For you!

Fraiiiiche.

Friends were probably just fine without him!

From a dimension far awaaaayyyy

From beyond petroleum to dependable petroleum.

From now on, we vote

From toxic spills, to unjust wars there's no task too large for

Fuck all you!

Fuck me you can't cook!

Fuck me!

Fuck New Jersey!

Fuck off dork.

Fuck this psycho bitch. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah.

Fuck you Kenny!

Fuck.

Fucking hippies!

Fucking Mint Berry fucking Crunch.

Gather around, believers in good,

Gaww!

Gentlemen, my attempts to recruit Captain Hindsight into

Get back kids it isn't safe.

Get down to the volunteers

Get her, Sharon!

Get him to the meat locker.

Get it off of me.

Get out of here, you piece of cabbage.

Get out of here.

Get out of my room, twerp!

Get that all over there.

Get the perimeter secure.

Get this kid out of here. I have to think.

Get your coat.

Get your finger up there a little more.

Get yours today!

Give a hoot don't pollute, and touching his penis with his wing.

Give every copy of the pictures to me now!

Give it to me you prick!

Give shake weight a break.

Give them hell, Al Qaeda.

Give up on your dream!

Give up you wanka!

Give us a hand.

Go ahead and do your work, Billy.

Go ahead.

Go away, Cartman.

Go away, mom! I hate you!

Go back to my room and pretend nothing happened?

Go back to your other job right now.

Go home, and I've missed like four days of school now cuz... Alright, enough!

Go on in, Bradley.

Go on!

Go to your room! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME!

God Bless you Captain Hindsight.

God bless you!

God dammit, why don't dark lords fucking listen?

God dammnit! We have got to get that guy into Coon and friends!

God damn. Yeah!

Good and justice.

Good bye, everyone!

Good idea. Yes, yes Of course!

Good, I have your attention.

Good, you're all here.

Good!

Good.

Good. Cuz if I had to go to PE class again, I was gonna kill myself.

Goodbye, shake weight.

Goodbye.

Gordon ramsay says you suck.

Gordon ramsay that.

Got all agro on some decent Jersey folks.

Got some people trapped inside a dream.

Got to find a way past it.

Governor,

Grab her legs Mysterion!

Great work!

Ha ha ha!

Had taken an interest in your cafeteria food!

Hail Cthulhu!

Halfway across the country,

Hardcore goth.

Harder!

Harder.

Have a power that normal humans do not have.

Have everyone else be your slaves.

Have so.

Have unleashed the dark and mighty Cthulhu.

Have you heard of the shake weight?

Have you noticed how yellow that bitch's teeth are?

Have you seen how big that bitch's ears are?

Have you seen my creme fraiche?

Haven't had an old fashioned in a long time.

Hay, you've got your fucking head up your ass, don't you!

He brined that for an hour in the fridge

He can't. Don't you get it?

He does kind of look like him, dude,

He had to put a stop to the evil villains,

He has risen, and soon all will be under his rule.

He has to be put away, and he has to be put away now.

He means we need to discuss things with you!

He must have come for my help!

He promised everything would change if we worshiped him,

He tried out all his recipes here and left me with the mess.

He was barking, and he scratched it.

He was sitting on the toilet flambeing a pork chop.

He won't listen to us,

He's come to help us.

He's even starting to look like he's from Jersey.

He's getting worse. The Jersey in him is coming out.

He's going to help me get rid of you guys,

He's like some freelance butt hole scab.

He's lonely.

He's merely a small piece of Coon and friends,

He's not going to listen to us.

He's peed his pants.

He's still questioning that new prisoner.

Hears all.

Hears of the disaster on the news while with his friends.

Heh who's a sleepy little man?

Hello and welcome to progressive.

Hello Cthulhu, I heard you haven't been berry nice.

Hello there, children!

Hello, Freddie.

Hello, Mr. Bin Laden.

Hello, my son.

Hello.

Hello. I'm Tony Hayward.

Help you find anything?

Helping out with the cooking!

Henrietta! Your little brother wants to play with you

Here is some cab fare.

Here they come

Here we go!

Here, do you need some money or anything?

Here's your prize!

Hey Cthulhu.

Hey fat boy!

Hey fellows...fellows could you let me out please?

Hey guys.

Hey ladies, are you looking for a better workout?

Hey look, we did what you told us!

Hey Mysterion! Wait up!

Hey no, no all you people get out of here.

Hey Stan, have you seen my...

Hey wait a minute.

Hey ya'll!

Hey you guys are just repeating what that Hindsight guy said.

Hey, can I see the double rainbow fellas?

Hey, dudes.

Hi mom.

Hi there, I'm Amanda.

Hi, right, Gordon, yeah.

Hi, sweetie. You got to meet our new neighbors.

Hindsight is taken care of.

Hindsight. That isn't Courtney Love.

Hindsight's a bitch, isn't it?

His conscious would remember woodsy's voice saying

History and the means for summoning them.

Hmm. All right.

Hmm... Right.

Hold on! Wait!

Holy shit dude!

Holy shit, dude!

Home stretch.

How about a quick workout,

How about a quick workout?

How about a quick workout.

How did that thing get there, Randy?

How do I fight him?

How do we get pictures of him naked with Courtney Love

How do you know that wasn't your therapy?

How do you know that, Mrs. Broflovski?

How do you want to help people suffering in the gulf crisis?

How was it that Mint and Berry came together

How, by Jove.

How, dude?

How'd you get so good at this?

How's it goin?

Human Kite!

Humans who are going to stop at nothing to stop you!

Hurt my throat, because he push it right here,

I actually have a power

I almost got in trouble for it.

I am Mysterion.

I believe I have something that can help him deal with that oil crisis, sir.

I believe that if we drilled

I believe they did install a back up safety valve Captain Hindsight.

I can hide it. Nobody ever has to know.

I can try to banish them to a dark oblivion for all eternity.

I can't die.

I can't ever let anybody know.

I can't help anyone right now.

I can't sleep, Sharon.

I can't sleep!

I can't take it anymore.

I can't. I don't know what happened to all my tools.

I CARE!!!

I carried you in my stomach, I lived in Newark.

I completely blocked it from my memory, mkay.

I cooked so you guys clean up.

I didn't realize there were different models.

I die all the time!

I do, bro.

I don't care how long I've had it,

I don't find that hard to believe at all.

I don't have time!

I don't have to take your shit. I'm from Jersey.

I don't know but, I feel like I've been here before.

I don't know how to fix what's wrong but please,

I don't know what to do, Sheila.

I don't know why, but we're seeing a huge trend in crime.

I don't know.

I don't need to look good to keep your father interested in me.

I don't quite get it.

I don't really like working out in public.

I don't really work out.

I don't remember what they did,

I don't see any other choice.

I don't think so.

I don't think we're gonna last very long out here.

I don't want any part of therapy.

I don't want to live in West Jersey any more than you.

I don't want to tell him either.

I don't want to tell him.

I don't want you here!

I done with cleaning, thank you. Please sorry!

I drag Cthulhu back to the depths from whence he came!

I drank heavily and punched a lot of bitches in the face.

I get drunk. I don't remember things.

I get that you're half man and half berry,

I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like 'oh hey.

I gotta get to work.

I gotta wooden spoon right here.

I guess I can get some groceries anyway.

I guess my work here is finished.

I guess we need to talk.

I have a recipe from lemon bars from my mom.

I have joined forces with other super heroes in my

I have to know what I am!

I haven't slept for days!

I heard that Gordon ramsay

I hope you do it the entire lunch period.

I immediately know how it could have been avoided.

I just have one question.

I just needed help going to sleep, mode.

I just remember this field trip being really bad.

I just thought I'd give the hotline a try.

I just want to find out how to return my shake weight.

I just... I... I'm going to go make you kids some lemonade.

I knew it!

I knew there'd be no point in telling you guys.

I knew we should have gone to Geico.

I know how it feels to want to take over and rule the earth and

I know it sounds hard to believe, but we were actually

I know that America isn't your favorite place in the world,

I know the Coon personally.

I know this has to be very upsetting for you.

I know you must sometimes see

I know, cuz... I don't know that!

I looked into it.

I made washin' dishes at the Olive Garden!

I mean ~ahem~ what the fuck?

I mean hello!?

I mean, am I not attractive anymore?

I mean, exactly what is Mintberry Crunch supposed to mean?

I mean, I don't exercise anymore at all.

I mean, I think it'd be pretty cool not to be able to die.

I met that Stotch woman. What's her name?

I must be going now.

I must have left it at home!

I must use the Lebron James technique.

I need to know the address of your company.

I need to know what happened to my parents.

I need to speak with him, please.

I quit!

I ran and I ran and I hid in this building here

I ran away from them.

I reach the Gulf of Mexico in no time!

I really needed this.

I remember.

I return them to their

I said faster!

I said I'm done with it.

I said it's fine, just go!

I saw on tv!

I should have never kept that bottle of MacAllen in the pantry.

I should have... Sir, Sir!

I should've just gone to bed last night.

I should've never gotten around Courtney Love and a camera.

I shoulda never mixed vodka and Jack Daniels.

I shouldn't have drank that much.

I spend all my time trying to take care of everybody else.

I sure did.

I swear we haven't been back to their meetings ever since.

I tell her, "You got big ears, sweetie."

I think I have a better idea.

I think I know how to fix this.

I think I'll start with the smaller, white ones.

I think they still do.

I think we should help raise money for the relief aid by having a bake sale.

I think we would remember you dying, dude.

I thought at least school would be canceled.

I thought I was going to deck her. I was really fine.

I thought Teresa was going to bust a tit.

I thought that when Cthulhu rose from the depths

I told you to shut up!

I told you, I'm not one of them.

I told you, Tupperware. Extreme Avenger League doesn't work.

I understand this is where Captain Hindsight lives?

I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes.

I want my money back.

I want to go down town now.

I want to know where my powers come from.

I wanted to get my point across to her, and that's how I am.

I was bitten by a radioactive mosquito! Bzzzzzzztttt!

I was in a car accident

I wasn't watching food channels.

I went to the mall and just about dropped dead.

I will never be one of them, and if you say it again,

I will not rest until that happens.

I will, father!

I will!

I work on my own now.

I would definitely recommend the voice assist.

I'd take some, red wine,

I'll be right back!

I'll deal with this prick.

I'll get my old job back tomorrow.

I'll keep all my trash, no, woodsy, no.

I'll play with you another time!

I'll remember that now, thanks to you.

I'll smash your fucking teeth in.

I'll take 10 lemon bars!

I'll take 20 lemon bars, you little rascals!

I'll tell him.

I'll try and find help.

I'm a little sick of everyone giving him all the credit

I'm able to control my Jersey side which doesn't really come out

I'm cooking right now!

I'm deeply sorry.

I'm facing you head on.

I'm fine.

I'm from Jersey.

I'm getting bogart levels.

I'm going around making the world a better place!

I'm going to sleep, babe.

I'm going to stand and face what happens, mkay?

I'm going to try to get you all out of here.

I'm gonna call it a night.

I'm gonna keep being a fucking dick.

I'm gonna let it rest now, about five minutes.

I'm gonna tell mom.

I'm having my face shaved. It's a Jersey thing.

I'm in work mode.

I'm joined now by a supposed team member of Cthulhu,

I'm just going to do it for me.

I'm just gonna stay up a bit. Have some me time.

I'm just gonna throw this crap away

I'm just hoping that people here don't judge me for it

I'm just really sleepy.

I'm making a pan roasted chicken.

I'm not from Jersey. I was born here.

I'm not getting your deal.

I'm not going to let you hurt me this time.

I'm not here about that.

I'm not one of them.

I'm not staying up to do that, Sharon. Geez.

I'm not sure, Toolshed.

I'm not trying to be mean. It's a Jersey thing.

I'm off to find others in need.

I'm pathetic?

I'm saying that for the first two months

I'm serious. What is that behind you?

I'm so freaking stoked that.

I'm so seriously. Emergency!

I'm sorry, I have other clients in ten minutes.

I'm sorry, mom. Can we go, please?

I'm the fucking Coon!!!

I'm tired, guys.

I'm tired.

I'm Tony Hayward.

I've been asked to give you some exciting news.

I've experienced death.

I've got fight something, my biceps are going flat.

I've got Gordon ramsay up my ass,

I've heard of that!

I've just taken the chicken out of the pan.

I've learned to trust my Coon sense. It has always been my guide.

I've made you all breakfast again!

I've seen this episode.

I've worked all day. I can watch what I want!

If he does, too bad. Did you see the scratch on my head?

If I was there I would.

If maybe you need to add something else to the Mintberry Crunch part of your costume.

If only I could have saved the sheep herder.

If this works.

If we can't stop it, the spill could reach New Orleans.

If we do not succeed,

If we don't do something,

If you are seeing this message,

If you don't believe us, then you don't have a choice!

If you wanna, like, play basketball or something.

Ike and I saw the mom get a parking ticket,

In a school cafeteria.

In New Jersey, I was known as S Woww Tittybang.

In order to get past her,

In order to save the earth,

In strange aeons even death may die.

Innocent in all of this.

Insert finger.

Inside of your pants, poser.

Instantly recognizable brand name of the Coon, we intend to

Into the Coon mobile, everyone.

Introducing the shake weight.

Iron top chef cafeteria throwdown ultimate cookoff challenge!

Is a potato encrusted scallop with lobster foam.

Is another immortal.

Is convince your dad that his cooking sucks, right?

Is discriminating against people from Jersey.

Is for people to buy our Coon and friends t shirts for 14.95.

Is it them?

Is known throughout the universe for its berry mines.

Is my family crazy?

Is now part of New Jersey.

Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?

Is the stage for a heavyweight culinary battle!

Isn't it beautiful, you guys?

Isn't that cool?

Isn't that great?

It all began when the BP oil company drilled into the ocean floor

It didn't want to be exposed.

It doesn't matter now, sir.

It doesn't matter.

It drilled into a marine sanctuary

It feels really good in my hands.

It fucking hurts!

It has all been foretold in the Necronomicon.

It has been nice getting to know you,

It has recorded voice commands to help motivate you in your workout.

It has to be somewhere!

It is brined and ready for action.

It is Coon and friend.

It is for that reason you

It is not 'Cthulhu.'

It is time to take your pulse.

It is used by cults around the world, most notably, the cult of Cthulhu.

It isn't just Cthulhu, Mr. Reporter.

It just makes me feel unwanted, you know?

It means Cthulhu is going to get rid of all the posers and

It reminds me when I haven't worked out in a while.

It says very clearly on the lunch schedule

It tore a whole in my meat locker,

It was no good.

It was written by a mad prince,

It won't take long.

It's a Jersey thing.

It's a little late for that.

It's a scene of utter despair and catastrophe.

It's a trap.

It's actually... Lights!

It's Al Qaeda.

It's all right here, right now on cafeteria fraiche.

It's all slick.

It's all wet and slick.

It's an Asian slaw on flatbread,

It's been like six days.

It's burning man!

It's Captain Hindsight!

It's Captain Hindsight.

It's dead

It's finally dead.

It's fine, babe, get back in the house.

It's gonna be like a Nine lnch Nails concert that goes on forever.

It's happening again!

It's him!

It's horrible.

It's in too deep of water.

It's just a dream, dude.

It's just a Jersey thing.

It's just ridiculous to me

It's just... I don't...

It's like he's a different person.

It's like Obama all over again.

It's my conscience, mom!

It's noisy.

It's not Courtney Love?

It's not my fault you guys turned evil, Kenny!

It's not pretty cool, Kyle!

It's one of them. That thing's from Jersey too.

It's pretty hard.

It's right there in the meat locker. Kyle, go check it out.

It's so moist.

It's that BP oil rig Captain Hindsight.

It's that mystery kid again!

It's the hell's kitchen nightmares

It's time to give up.

It's up to the Coon to stop them.

It's up to us, guys. Let's get to the gulf!

It's very famous.

Jamie Oliver!

Jersey will spread to Japan, Russia, and eventually, to you.

Jesus answered our prayers. It's so cool.

Jesus Christ! What do we do?

Jesus, why are they doing this?

Jesus!

*******, Jersey and Jinger. Admit it.

Jim McElroy's house.

Joined by the other Coon friends,

Julia is a friend of mine.

Just a quick workout.

Just a quickie.

Just doing stuff, mom.

Just grab the piston and go to work

Just hold still and it will be over quickly!

Just kidding.

Just let your little brother play with your friends, sweetie.

Just like before and all forgotten, right, right?

Just look at that rack of ribs!

Just look at the glaze we got going now on that thing.

Just lookie at all my scrimp here. My scrimp is the best scrimp this side of Louisiana

Just put your finger in the tester

Just terrific what you boys are doing.

Just using the parental controls to block some channels.

Justin Bieber and most of his fans have just been massacred.

Justin Bieber.

Keep going!

Keep going.

Keep it up!

Keep shooting.

Keep those children back, Thompson.

Keep your man happy.

Kenny, Kenny calm down.

Kenny, where the hell are you going?

Kenny!

Kenny! No! No!

Kenny?

Kenny.

Kenny' even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes.

KerrraaaaaaaAAAAA!

Kid's food should be hewfy!

Kill me before I kill you!

Know what they could have done.

Knowing that his super hero

Kyle did that? Gee whiz.

Ladies and gentlemen, today we are pleased to announce the

Last night I walked in on him in the bathroom,

Lemon bars to raise money for people in need!

Let go of her, you piece of trash

Let him go, dude, or else we'll totally tell our parents on you.

Let him go!

Let me tell you something about curses, butt licker.

Let Mosquito talk.

Let's get this party started.

Let's get to it.

Let's go creepin' in this town.

Let's go tell everyone from Jersey we don't want them here.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's hear it, cartman.

Let's just hope we get there in time.

Let's let her rip!

Let's pack it up.

Let's pack the gulf full of flavor.

Let's work, people.

Life will become death and I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck!

Like I have mental command

Like I have time to go to a gym every day.

Like I should have to begin with.

Like last night in the alley!

Like milk?

Like seared on the stove and then put in the oven?

Like when Superman teamed up with Lex Luthor.

Like you guys could ever see a double rainbow.

Like you needed me to kill those teenagers to stop the Russians?

Like, I can be mad one minute, and then I'll be fine.

Linda?

Listen, they should have hosed down the other rigs as soon as the spill began.

Live from St. Louis, New Jersey, it's the Jersey News,

Living in South Park,

Lobster foam?

Look at that crust is perfect.

Look at the char we're getting.

Look dude, we don't need to play super hero anymore.

Look what the cat threw up in the litter box.

Look, all we need to do is wait to the next disaster then try to beat Hindsight to the scene.

Look, guys, we need to find out what's causing the crime wave in the city.

Look, I'm sorry, kid, but I work alone.

Look, we just believe that you have your goals and ways of doing things

Look, we're in a pickle again

Love you, Sharon.

Lucky.

M Mysterion!

Madness and made to serve as Cthulhu's cultist slaves.

Make everything cool and black and stuff.

Make sure they're dead.

Makes sense.

Making a nice, simple beef Wellington.

Making the world a better plaaaaaaace

Man, that is hot.

Man!

Many Jersey people are freaking pissed

Mario Batali!

Marriage is important.

Maybe I can find the reason for my powers too!

Maybe I should just disappear.

Maybe it's time we put our differences aside.

Maybe the intense flavor of Mint will freshen things up!

Maybe we should just find a place to hide and wait for help.

Maybe,

Maybe, you mean every word you say. Can't help but think...

Me? Aww come on fellas,

Mint Berrrrry Kerr runch!

Mint Berrrry Crunchhhhh!!!

Mint Berry Crunch!

Mint hunters of Koganra got word of them,

Mintberry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants!

Mintberry Crunch is here to help you with these black cultists!

Mintberry Crunch isn't afraid of his fat sister!

Mintberry Crunch went to investigate the Gulf spill crisis!

Mintberry Crunch, heroically dashed off to...

Mintberry Crunch, umm I'm just wondering

Mintberry Crunch!

Mom, dad, I finished dinner. Can I go up to my room?

Mom, Dad, what's muff cabbage?

Mom, dad's food sucks

Mom, don't talk to us like that We're fuckin super heroes.

Mom, what should I do?

Mom, what the fuck? THE fuck ARE you doing?

Mom, you gotta drive us downtown.

Mom, you're the Coon's faithful butler.

Mom!

Mom?

More of them?

More people from Jersey are showing up in our town.

More.

Mosquito has a good plan Cartman. Hear him out.

Mosquito!

Mosquito.

Mr. Hindsight, I represent some very high profile people.

Mr. Hindsight, sir, this young man would like a word.

Mr. mackey must be dreaming

Mr. mackey, go and face it,

Mr. mackey, you have to wake up now.

Muff cabbage

Muff cabbage!

Muff cabbage.

My buttery whipped patatas

My dad is obsessed.

My dad said to distribute all these guns.

My eyes are too far apart?

My fellow heroes, tonight, I stopped three murders from happening.

My fellow superheroes, I have done it.

My god he's right.

My God is that you and Courtney Love?

My God, it's really him.

My God!

My god! Another oil spill could mean absolute devastation for the gulf.

My God.

My head is gashed open.

My mom did tell me I had to be home by 5.

My name is Randy,

My name is the little Coon!

My trusty hero companions are there!

My work here is done.

Mysterion can't die and iron maiden is indestructible...

Mysterion is here!

Mysterion is so... mysterious.

Mysterion, I'm going with you!

Mysterion, if Cartman's gone,

Mysterion, no!

Mysterion, you and the Human Kite get on the computer, and dig up what you can

Mysterion?

Mysterion.

Nag nag nag. Bzzzzttt!

Nah, screw that.

Needless to say, when the

Neighborhood to help save the Gulf.

Neither one of us wanted our child to be from Jersey,

Nevada.

Never invite a New Jersey housewife into your home.

New Jersey is slowly receding back

New, it is time to par tay!

News, Jack Brolin always had a knack for Hindsight.

Next on food network it's Paula Dean!

Next stop, New Orleans.

No chef!

No dad. That's enough.

No matter how obnoxious they are, they will convince themselves

No more organic crap for America.

No more picking on Mintberry Crunch.

No more running away for Mint Berry Crunch!

No more woodsy.

No no look. What's going on down in the gulf is much more important than blackmailing another hero.

No NOT like milk.

No Stan!

No thanks to you.

No time to waste.

No, as long as the source of the drama is wiped out,

No, ass munch.

No, because it's for the greater good

No, dude

No, Eric, stay in the car, sweetie.

No, I know. That's cool. I understand.

No, I'm good. Thanks.

No, no, excuse me!

No, no!

No, no! We worked as a team!

No, see, that's the problem, dude.

No, Stan, I'm being serious. I really, really can't die.

No, we weren't in that stupid group.

No, you're right. For no reason.

No!

No! Dad, no!

No.

No. This is what super heroes do.

Nobody even remembers me dying.

Nobody in the real world even knows we're here!

Nobody is going to help us. We're on our own.

Nobody is stopping Cthulhu now!

Nobody is this stupid. What are you people planning?

Nobody's fucking heard of you Mosquito!

Not Cartman.

Not enough huh?

Not jump out the window and fly to New Orleans?

Not long ago he realized he had super powers he could call upon,

Not now, please.

Not our God.

Not that super villains

Now after burning man, we'll take down Whole Foods, alright.

Now back to good eats.

Now begins a new adventure for meeeeeee

Now go into sleep mode.

Now going to sleep mode.

Now hundreds of creatures from another dimension are spilling

Now if it's a valve that ruptured,

Now is my chance to make a move.

Now just look at this pork tenderloin.

Now let us read from the Necronomicon!

Now let's get that on the grill.

Now switch arms!

Now switch arms.

Now the question is, how are we going to get Captain Hindsight to join Coon and friends?

Now those were slow cooked and

Now we can all eat in peace.

Now we need to drill here.

Now we've uncovered his source of hoarding

Now what I have for you is a nice goat cheese

Now, how do we deal with these creatures from another dimension?

Now, I ask you to watch this.

Now, olive oil does have a low smoke point,

Now, what I have for your starters today

Nu uh, you guys are the bad guy.

Occurred when a retroactive spider got into the equipment!

Of course, it's Courtney Love.

Of me shooting myself in the head, do you?

Of what?

Of you and the death mark Cthulhu

Oh crap!

Oh crap.

Oh dear!

Oh dude! It's Captain Hindsight.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh God, he's back!

Oh God, not right now.

Oh hi.

Oh I know.

Oh I'm going to deglaze it.

Oh I'm tired.

Oh it's a little late, sweetie.

Oh Jesus.

Oh joy, it's underwear boy again.

Oh man, these are really good lemon bars.

Oh man, yeah!

Oh my God that's awesome.

Oh my God they... they killed Kenny!

Oh my God, it's Gordon ramsay!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Kenny.

Oh my God. Look. Back row.

Oh right!

Oh shit!

Oh thank God! Sharon!

Oh thanks, shake weight.

Oh that thing.

Oh that's good.

Oh that's it.

Oh this is sweet.

Oh well.

Oh wow!

Oh ya know, I can't really sleep.

Oh yeah, look at that.

Oh yeah, shallots won't overwhelm the chicken's natural flavors.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah.

Oh you are so witty and alarmingly insightful.

Oh you motherfucker.

Oh, boy, did you hear about that fire downtown, Sharon?

Oh, dear!

Oh, dear! We have certainly pooped our trousers this time.

Oh, don't tell me we did it aGAIN!

Oh, get that fire twirling hippie bitch!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Poor Sharon!

Oh, it's maddening!

Oh, my goodness. It's a fire

Oh, my gosh, yes.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Fuck that.

Oh, oh yeah! Woa!

Oh, she'll take it.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, this is so nice.

Oh, what a right pickle we're in.

Oh, what's that?

Oh, who cares about some oil spill environment crap

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes.

Oh! No! No, sorry!

Oh? What are you, the boss now? No.

Ohh I know.

Ohhh! it's not a blessing, it's a curse.

Oho, there's lots of browned bits stuck to the bottom of the skillet.

Oil from the ocean is spilling out out of control and the

OK, Mr. I'm awesome at geography.

Ok, what?

Ok. Uhh... I really enjoy having you be a part of Coon and Friends,

Okay, mom. Just gimme two minutes.

Okay, okay ! I can do this !

Okay!

Old ones?

On a cold October night, a small town in Colorado

On the moon, changing its gravitational pull on the ocean swells,

On the scene wearing a rat costume.

On this day, let us all remember

Once a reporter for the national

Once again made a huge error.

Once known as Jack Brolin, a reporter for the national news.

One handed, or double fisted.

One more time and I'm not taking you anywhere.

Only an immortal can kill another immortal!

Only folks with differences.

Only one thing can stop them.

Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened.

Ooh, yeah, good one.

Oooh yeah.

Oooh, isn't that hot guys?

Or I could be wrong.

Or making disgusting sex sounds.

Or should I tell you, I am not a role model.

Or somehow hold it against me.

Or will the iron chef reign supreme?

Order now and we'll include the optional heart rate monitor.

Order pizza? Pizza?

Our accidental drilling spill AGAIN in the gulf is a tragedy that

Our country is getting back to normal, and we owe it all

Our dream bullets don't hurt it.

Our environment should stabilize if it's getting

Our fate was already sealed, Gokzarah.

Our former member, the Coon, tricked you.

Our fortitude was the inspiration for others and now,

Our home is covered in sludge. Where're we suppose to go?

Our most challenging and most evil opponent.

Our story begins in a remote corner of the Gulf of Mexico!

Our top story tonight,

Out into our reality and wreaking havoc.

Out of that dark oblivion, Mintberry Crunch.

Out there doing stuff on his own and he's not part of Coon and friends.

Over all power tools, human kite can fly.

Over at the prep station Jamie Oliver is crying again.

Ow!

P please, sir, we don't know what you mean!

Pan roasted!

Passengers said the carnival cruise line smelled like poop,

Passengers waiting for Flight 73 to New Orleans.

Paula Dean!

People are getting hurt in the gulf and they need to

People need you, Hindsight.

People of South Park,

People, when I am not in school.

Perhaps last time I was too forceful with the dark God, too demanding.

Perhaps we should bake more

Perhaps we should return to our secret base and bake some more!

Perhaps, he shouldn't have gotten back in that chair.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Pictures of Captain Hindsight naked with Courtney Love.

Please can I just...

Please escort the Coon OUT of our secret base.

Please everyone this time.

Please, sir. Put down the gun.

Please, sir...you must let us

Please, sit down, what can I do for you?

Please, so we can get out of here

Please.

Praise the dark Cthulhu, long may he rein.

President and CEO of BP.

Pretty cool?

Pretty soon the whole

Principal Victoria

Prostitution whore!

Protect it yourself this time.

Psycho bitch!

Public servants.

Pull the trigger Hindsight!

Pull the trigger you pussy!

Punched the villain's stupid, fat face.

Quiet on set, please!

Randy marsh!

Randy, do not watch that no no channel.

Randy, I don't want our marriage to fail.

Randy, I'm back.

Randy, we should talk.

Randy, what gyms are good here? Where do you work out?

Randy, you've been watching that channel again, haven't you?

Really drunk the entire time.

Really good. Wow!

Really?

Remember this time!

Remove my powers and just go back to being a simple reporter?

Returning home only momentarily to flip of my fat sister!

Ridiculous

Right Toolshed! Bzzzztttt!

Right, like your eyes are kind of far apart.

Right, right. Right.

Right, thank you.

Right, that's what super heroes do.

Right, Toolshed.

Right!

Right.

Rumor has it, he got sick of it

Save earth.

Saved so many, threatens to consume Jack's very soul.

Say please please don't go away

School cafeteria food needs to be healthy!

See how that just falls off the bone?

See what he's doing, Stan?

Seeing the disaster on Coonvision,

Send people into a dark oblivion cuz that's what those buttholes deserve!

Sending all of my stupid friends to oblllllliiiiiivvvvion!

Sent actual pictures of his shlong.

Sent my friends into a dark oblivion,

Seriously, what should I do?

Seriously.

Shablagoo!

Shablagoo.

Shablagooo!

Shake weight, you aren't really workout equipment at all, are you?

Sharing adventures and smiiiiles

Sharon, I'm so sorry.

Sharon, what are you doing?

Sharon, what are you... oh!

Sharon!

She wanted to work out.

She's a fucking pig. She's fucking pissing me off.

She's cabbage.

Shoot it.

Should have never happened.

Should I accept my role as the villain?

Should I admit I made mistakes?

Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness

Should I admit we've made mistakes?

Should I find newer and better ways to say I'm sorry?

Should I forget about the past and not care about my powers?

Should I get back in the chair?

Should I just apologize to my friends and ask them to take me back?

Should I not have listened to my technicians who said a spill wouldn't happen?

Should I not listen to my conscience.

Should I really believe I ruined my legacy?

Should I remind you we've done this before?

Should I say I'm not a role model?

Should I say I've done this before?

Should write a song about how I should have stayed in my room?

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up !

Shut up Mintberry Crunch!

Shut up, mom, God!

Shut up, Teresa. You're pathetic.

Simple Toolshed.

Simple, rustic. Yeah?

Sit back, justice believers,

Sit down, sit down!

Small to large sizes,

Smaller white ones, yes, ma'am.

Smashed a cigarette machine in half.

Snooki want smush smush.

So a helicopter could have landed on it.

So anyways, if you want to just start filling out the form,

So he was hoarding because when he tried to throw things away

So keep the heat low and keep in fraiche.

So long, Justin Bieber. You little douche bag.

So now he can sear the shit out of it.

So now I would like to challenge you

So then he grabs my throat, and he slams my head into a tree,

So there's a big super hero

So these people have been waiting for Cthulhu a long time.

So together we can make the world a better place!

So we moved, as far away as we could.

So what? That makes you from Jersey.

So what's goin' on?

So what's the huge catastrophe?

So why aren't we waking up?

So you're the super heroes trying to blackmail me!

So, now what?

So, who wants dessert? Me!

Some of those trapped are firemen.

Some of us need to get to New Orleans now!

Somebody who talked to me real nice and

Somebody.

Something big is about to happen, and it is up to Coon and Friends to stop it.

Something came up.

Something terrible happened.

Something was wrong, very wrong

Something's happening.

Sometimes being a hero means helping in smaller ways.

Sometimes I see a bright light.

Sometimes I see heaven or hell, but eventually, no matter what,

Sometimes, to fight the ultimate evil,

Sometimes, when everything seems hopeless,

Soon the whole world will be made awaaaaarrre

Sorry, but you can't be trusted.

Sorry, kids.

Sorry, Stan, but I need to start doing things for myself.

Sorry.

Sorry...I can't help being a manipulative douche.

Sounds awesome. Let's do it.

South Park is going to become West Jersey.

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South Park will never be West Jersey.

Stan do you know who that is in there?

Stan there is nothing wrong with a man following his passion!

Stan, did you find out the reason you have been hoarding?

Stan, that's Bobby flay!

Stand up to them this time.

Standard or voice assist model?

Still alive!

Stood up to New Jersey and finally said, "Go away."

Stop who?

Successful merger of Cthulhu and the Coon.

Sup?

Superman never teamed up with Lex Luthor!

Sweetie, let the nice firemen do their job.

Switch arms.

Take a look at this.

Take me!

Take pictures of him naked with a homeless guy then photoshop Hindsight's face onto it it.

Take this curse away from me, you big pussy!

Talk to me?

Tango's down.

Tearing a hole into another dimension is a tragedy that

Technically, you are from Jersey.

Tell Brett Favre he should've never

Tell me about which woman at work makes you the angriest.

Tell me again about the women who you do not like.

Tell me again about the women you do not like.

Tell me what that means.

Tell them that I was being a selfish jerk?

Ten arrested in South Park for cultist activity.

Ten years ago you were arrested for being in some kind of cult.

Ten, yes sir!

Teresa, calm down.

Thank you, Captain Hindsight.

Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you, shake weight.

Thank you!

Thanks for calling the food network hotline.

Thanks to Coon and friends,

That and there's a double rainbow outside.

That didn't build fire scapes on those upper floors.

That doesn't sound very superhero like.

That fucking hurts!

That God you pray to just took away all my friends.

That had been waiting for Cthulhu's arrival!

That I actually want to know about!

That is hot!

That is money, right there.

That is so complex, it's cool.

That is what we're going for.

That it has extremely exciting news.

That looks extremely promising.

That no people on this Earth are really enemies,

That originally,

That super hero group that's helping with the Gulf spill!

That thing is famous?

That today is pizza day!

That was totally uncalled for. For what she did.

That woman over there is trying it out.

That won't work.

That you all think they're cool.

That's all I wanted to say.

That's almost it, super heroes!

That's because you think small, Mosquito You have a tiny little mosquito brain.

That's Danielle, she's from Jersey. And that's Caroline.

That's definitely the last of 'em!

That's it, lads.

That's it!

That's it.

That's just the point.

That's not really a super power.

That's so fucking hot.

That's stupid, cartman.

That's the Gordon ramsay.

That's the last of it.

That's the place I just was!

That's three strikes. You're out.

That's what I'm saying!

That's what you are, you're cabbage.

That's what you should do.

That's when I knew I had to tell everyone the truth.

That's when you need to bring it all.

That's when you need to bring the CRUNCH!

That's why you don't come up with the plans.

That's why you're stuck wearing garbage like that.

The bad memory is manifesting itself.

The boys stated that there used to also be a hero named the

The BP oil company drills into the ocean floor!

The BP oil company has drilled and caused a spill in the Gulf like no other.

The BP oil spill in the gulf continues to get worse every day.

The Captain is very busy dealing with the gulf oil crisis.

The challenger appears to have lost something.

The challenger has left the cafeteria

The child is right, you know.

The chopper would burn in minutes.

The Coon friends have given in to evil.

The Coon immediately called together his trusty Coon friends.

The Coon is a brand people already know.

The Coon must be able to signal his friends when a huge catastrophe breaks out.

The Coon teamed up with Cthulhu,

The Coon tried to reason with them.

The Coon was alone.

The Coon will have to use an even more manipulative technique.

The Coon!

The Coon?

The Coon.

The Coon's mother appears to be extremely upset.

The counselor can wake up. Right !

The country would soon be rid of all evil.

The cult leader stabbed me and I bled all over the place.

The dark ancient god Cthulhu has called for a press conference.

The dark and evil Cthulhu is bringing his angry wrath

The dark God Cthulhu

The dark lord is agitated and the Lebron James technique might not work.

The dark lord wants us to dispense of this one, kids.

The darkness of the mythos is finally here!

The DP oil company today drilled into the moon and

The evil girl villain fought

The evil hate filled Cthulhu

The great one.

The gulf of Jersey Mexico and the Jersey islands.

The hero of the modern age!

The hero was born when a freak accident gave him the AMAZING power of extraordinary hindsight.

The Human Kite!

The Jersey people are advancing. Where is Randy?

The Jersey Shore now includes Jacksonville, Miami,

The more distance between me and New Jersey, the better I feel.

The Necronomicon contains an account of the old ones, their

The Necronomicon is an account of the old ones,

The Necronomicon?

The new neighbors that moved in to Stan's house.

The ocean currents and swells are simply too much to get any machines in.

The oil company stated that it knew another dimension was there

The oil keeps coming out.

The old one has awakened!

The old one told reporters in a statement released this morning

The only panties you can buy make you look like a grandma.

The only thing that can destroy an immortal,

The power given to you comes from a planet far away.

The power of mint & berries yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch.

The power of mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch!

The president of BP apologized.

The president of DP oil released this press statement.

The reporter's Hindsight was blasted to super human levels!

The rise of Cthulhu from another

The school was hiring and I got the job.

The seismic forces will be massive.

The super heroes came across a cult, in existence for years,

The super humans I speak of are right now working on plans to destroy you.

The tragic spill in the Gulf is a disaster that should have never happened.

The very best of the best will cookoff

The winds are too high.

The woman who works at the hair salon, Julia,

Their black hearts had been tainted by hate and rage.

Their feelings matter for another ten months, damn it.

Their history and the means for summoning them.

Their little super club consists of seven young heroes.

Their super powers morphed somehow,

Then braised to bring out the smoky flavor.

Then clearly, you are the bad guy!

Then do it!

Then get a wooden spoon.

Then how do you know I blocked them.

Then it must be dark times,

Then it's back down to seal

Then people could have gotten down.

Then put back together with tupperware parts!

Then that wouldn't have happened.

Then they should have had a back up safety valve

Then touched me somewhere.

Then we'll tell him if he doesn't join us, we'll put them on the Internet.

Then we've got to start falling back to Utah.

Then what they should have done is installed a back up valve in case that valve broke.

Then workout, Sharon.

Then you beat up Clyde and Bradley for no reason!

Then you should have no problem covering it up.

There are people from Jersey all over.

There are plenty of things you can buy

There are some good men stuck in there.

There are still many more questions left unanswered.

There he is.

There is a real hoot for you, woodsy.

There is another group using our trademarked name?

There is no support. Every ally America had is...

There is no way to cut the dimensional portal, I'm afraid.

There must be clubs like this all over the world.

There's a big bucket with Butters's poop in here.

There's more important things to discuss right now.

There's Mr. Adler from shop class.

There's no double rainbow, fat ass.

There's not going to be any worse disaster.

There's nothing like an old fashioned to ease that stress.

There's people trapped in that burning building, Captain Hindsight.

These chef's are cooking their hearts out

These kids have now been waiting over 12 hours for their lunch!

These people got a beef with Jersey. What's up with that?

These people still meet? Where?

They are all planning to destroy the world.

They are the key to stopping Cthulhu from taking over the world.

They call themselves Coon and friends, and they've been baking

They can't get machines deep enough to fix the spill.

They just use to offer free beer at their meetings, so we would go.

They keep me awake all night. They're either screaming at each other

They reside in Colorado and they are fucking assholes and they

They said like 14 people died.

They should have built fire escapes on those windows for the higher floors

They shouldn't have built that there.

They shouldn't have drilled in that deep of water because now

They talk way too loud, they flip out for no reason,

They used to meet every Friday night.

They won't sell houses to people from New Jersey,

They would come up against

They're coming to.

They're from Jersey.

They're from New Jersey.

They're going to kick it bad.

They're my technicians.

They're waking up.

Think I'm gonna go to bed.

This channel has been blocked by parental controls

This fight would not be the last, the Coon thought.

This freaking sucks!

This instant. One...

This is a workout reminder.

This is bad.

This is definitely a job for Coon and friends.

This is from like ten years ago.

This is fucking bullcrap. Let me out!

This is inhumane!

This is my basement and I'll tell my mom on you guys!

This is my dream!

This is ridiculous.

This is what we've been waiting for!

This is where we make our stand.

This little butthole had to be stopped.

This looks like a jolly good place.

This morning he was pretending to read playboy,

This must be amazingly exciting for you.

This power as a curse,

This thing is so great.

This time I'm going to stand up for myself.

This time the oil company has accidentally ripped a hole into another dimension.

This time they have appeared to

Those people are going to die if we don't do something.

Those people down there need help.

Though I am a super hero and you are a dark god from another

Though only nine years old, I dedicate my life to helping

Thought to be at least 20 people trapped inside the apartment building.

Ti Timmy!

Time for a workout.

Time for Bradley Biggle to transform!

Time for me to try and manipulate the most evil thing in all the universe.

Time to bust out cute kitten.

Timmy!

Timmy.

To a school cafeteria food throwdown!

To accept, say 'creme fraiche'

To add more time say 'creme fraiche.'

To be shot, decapitated, torn apart, burned, run over...

To find his most important ingredient.

To find out who can make the best school cafeteria food.

To get what it wants, sometimes a Coon must be on the attack and vicious!

To help you get a good workout at home.

To land a helicopter.

To Osama Bin Laden.

To save the day!

To serve the kids of this elementary school!

To that backup safety valve.

To the desolate land from whence it came.

To the grocery store!

To the sunken city of R'Lyeh fallen from the stars!

Today we're gonna be making the students my tasty baked ziti

Together you will have so much fun

Told you a long time ago, I gave that up.

Tom, it appears that Bruce Vilanch has arrived

Tom, the DP oil company has had another drilling accident.

Tonight we're gonna be making some deep fried chicken.

Tonight,

Toolshed, you run a perimeter check with Iron Maiden.

Toolshed!

Torn by the ultimate dilemma.

Transformed into that thrilling super hero,

Tried an experiment to boost his Hindsight levels!

Tried to bring them back to the side of good.

Trust me, I know.

Trust us, we don't remember.

Try and fucking remember!

Tupperware and Mosquisto scan the news.

Tupperware, you tell him.

Tupperware!

Tupperware.

Turned out he was molested by woodsy owl.

Turning dreams into nightmares

Turning them into super villains.

Tuu talu ca tuulu

Ugh, what evs.

Uh excuse me. Randy marsh?

Uh huh.

Uh oh!

Uh oh.

Uh oh. I have a feeling we better get into our costumes again guys.

Uh yeah, dad he'd like to talk to you.

Uh, excuse me!

Uh, okay, if you insist.

Uh, see ya, Kenny.

Uh, text me later, Kenny,

Uh, what?

Uh, you okay, Mysterion?

Uhh Mintberry Crunch, can I have a quick word with you in the debriefing chamber?

Uhh Mintberry Crunch, why don't you stay here and mind the base, okay? Cool.

Um, dude, are you okay?

Unbelievable!

Unfortunately, we've just been informed that the dark lord

Unless I get around other people from Jersey.

Unless the bullies aren't the source of the counselor's bad memory.

Unrelenting despair and a thousand years of darkness sounds pretty goth.

Up the hole created by the BP oil company!

Upon seeing Cthulhu in person,

Us Coon friends need to stick together, remember?

Use your powers, son.

Victory over the evil hippies of burning man,

W...What?

Wait a minute, look.

Wait a minute.

Wait a tick.

Wait, Mintberry Crunch.

Wait! Look, up in the sky.

Wait! What's your super power, Mysterion?

Wake up!

Wanting to become the best known reporter in the country, Jack

Was thinking about shallots actually.

We all fight crime together. How come we're just your friends?

We all have a say in this organization, Coon.

We all voted and it was unanimous.

We all wanna go home, Clyde!

We already tried.

We are coming after you, South Park.

We are deeply sorry.

We are not so different, Cthulhu.

We are trying to stop our entire country from becoming New Jersey.

We are very sorry,

We aren't going that way!

We believe that every little bit helps.

We came to rescue you from the bad guys in mackey's dream.

We can just go home.

We can move on to yours

We can't stop the oil from contaminating everything.

We can't take on all of Jersey. We have to find support.

We could ask Al Qaeda.

We could cap the dimensional spill.

We could wear our costumes outside the grocery store and sell lemon bars,

We do not need thanks for our deeds,

We do not want gifts.

We dress Professor Chaos up as Courtney Love.

We drill.

We fight discrimination.

We got a problem.

We got him!

We got into this mess by drilling here and here.

We got them, the bad memories are dead.

We gotta fight these guys!

We gotta get to work fast people. Coon and friends ho!

We had a country to protect

We have all noticed a steep rise in everything Jersey lately.

We have lock him in the meat freezer at Sizzler.

We have more important stuff to do.

We have to find out the source of this evil.

We have to get down town fast, Coon friends.

We kicked you out of Coon and friends, remember?

We knew we had to get out.

We know some of these people.

We must find out answers Mysterion!

We need to do this now.

We need to make him join us.

We need you, Fred.

We really think this is gonna work, Stan.

We shoulda never gone to that stupid cult meeting.

We thank you for your patience,

We treat our kids better and we don't beat each other up as much!

We tried getting in through the back.

We were?

We will be delayed at least another hour.

We will be right back to good eats.

We worshipped and prayed to Cthulhu,

We'll get you enrolled in Coon and friends right away.

We're about out of lemon bars!

We're all going to go to limbo.

We're dark lord minions now, wuss.

We're going to let him stand here? He could easily be a spy.

We're gonna take a stick of butter and just smear that all over.

We're just a small town. We can't stop New Jersey on our own.

We're just thankful he was there for that fire.

We're out of ammo.

We're sick of you, Jersey. Fuck off!

We're sorry.

We're super heroes, not fucking girl scouts.

We've already discussed this with her. Mrs. Cartman?

We've been arrested lots of times, Mysterio.

We've got other rigs now catching fire.

We've got to find out more about this Necronomicon thing!

We've got to help these people

We've taken out most of the synagogues,

Well looks like my job here is done.

Well then!

Well yes, Stan.

Well you got your standard, your deluxe.

Well you gotta tell him to stop, mom!

Well, all right.

Well, come back and visit anytime, dude.

Well, for all our South Park Cthulhu cult members, old and

Well, hearing you bitch about your dad

Well, I don't know...

Well, I don't want the power anymore, alright?

Well, I guess we have the right to banish them to a dark oblivion, don't we?

Well, I'm off.

Well, if it will make you feel better about yourself,

Well, Linda Stotch is a real gossiper,

Well, now we're back to normal.

Well, see the problem with that is there's a superhero union called Coon and Friends.

Well, sure, Stan.

Well, take it down.

Well, that does it.

Well, that's why Superman isn't around anymore, isn't it?

Well, you don't! I die over, and over.

Well, you've come to the right place.

Went to all the cult meetings,

Whaaaaaaaaa!

What a fire? Coon volume up.

What a stupid bitch.

What about the families of the victims of 9/11?

What about your real job.

What am I?

What are we waiting for? Let's kill it.

What are you doing with that thing?

What are you doing?

What are you saying?

What are you talking about?

What are you up to?

What are... what are you doing?

What could possibly be worse than a fire that killed 14 people?

What do you mean? What should...

What does it mean?

What does that make me?

What does that mean, Human Kite?

What does that mean?

What good deed should we do next?

What happened at those meetings?

What happened?

What help, dude?

What if I put down the gun and then realize I shouldn't have?

What is that behind you?

What is the cult of Cthulhu?

What is wrong with you!

What is your name?

What kind of sick fuck does that to his friends?

What model are you looking at?

What seems to be the problem?

What should I do, mom? Tell me!

What should I do?

What the fuck is that thing behind me?

What the fuck kind of cook do you think you are?

What the fuck?

What the hell do you want this time?

What the hell I sent you...

What the hell is going on ?

What the hell is that?

What the hell?

What the... what the hell?

What we need to do is talk to people in that cult.

What we're gonna do is...

What you want is no easy task.

What, are you serious?

What, right now?

What, sir?

What, what?

What?

What? Dude, I don't wanna kill anybody.

What.

What... what is your power?

What'd you say?

What'dya mean not Cartman, dude?

What'dya think we'd be doing?

What's going on?

What's going... Uh, that's okay, sis.

What's happening?

What's he like?

What's strike three?

What's the big deal?

What's the huge...Did you guys not see that Captain Hindsight guy?

What's the mythos?

What's the point? Can't you see it's over?

What's the skinny?

What's up with that?

What's up, New Jersey. It's the evening news.

What's up? It's kind of nice out tonight, huh?

Whatever is happening, you need help from the Coon.

Whatever it is I don't want to know.

When I got pregnant with you,

When I'm the one really making the world a better place.

When the salon girl told Teresa to sit down,

When the threat is great enough, you turn to your enemies for help.

When things are going bad,

When was that?

Where are the pictures?

Where are we going?

Where are you Captain Hindsight?

Where are you going?

Where are you, Captain Hindsight!?

Where can you get good clothes in this town? Nowhere.

Where did I leave that fucking creme fraiche?!

Where have you been young man?

Where is it?

Where is that sleep mode button?

Where the hell are they coming from?

Where they always did.

Where we will all be driven to

Where're you going?

Wherever Cthulhu is.

Which fell from the stars and exists beneath the sea,

Which is at the border of Denver, New Jersey,

Which would be a good deed and help people

Who are you people?

Who are you talking to?

Who cares if a hero doesn't want to be a part of Coon and friends?

Who is Captain Hindsight?

Who is from Jersey?

Who is that?

Who knew of the nightmare city of R'Lyeh,

Who put that there?

Who says that school cafeteria food

Who the f'n h is that?

Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?

Who wants to go with my plan?

Who will continue to fight for good and justice.

Who's a needs a tummy rub?

Who's cafeteria food will win?

Whoever did this to our base was looking for something.

Why are we still calling ourselves Coon and friends?

Why are you doing this?

Why be offended

Why can't it be Mosquito and Friends?

Why can't old ones die?

Why do we have to be called Coon and Friends?

Why don't you boys keep playing downstairs.

Why in'nit hewfffy?

Why won't people listen to me?!

Why?

Wife and kids.

Will it be the simple, rustic cafeteria food of the challenger?

Will just play superheroes without you.

Will you guys listen to me?

Will you guys paint with me?

Wineed to get help from the most powerful dream infiltrator in the world.

With all her might, but the Coon was too much for her.

With anchormen P Train and Tan Jovi.

With basil and fresh mozzarella.

With Captain Hindsight missing what superheroes can save the gulf now?

With Cthulhu's help,

With her perky tats and gigantic head!

With his three trusty companions shoulda, coulda and woulda.

With minty coolness he hurried back home!

With the most evil thing in the universe

Without question, and now, coupled with the legitimacy and

Without warning, the Coon friends changed.

Without you, they feel helpless and stupid.

Woodsy owl, no, I'll never litter again,

Work it.

World encased in a protective berry bubble!

World will be transformed thanks to the Coon!

Wouldn't it be better to have mackey face them on his own?

Wow!

Wow! Can you believe it, Kenny?

Wow! Good job!

Wul, I'm sorry if there's something wrong with me

Xxx

Ya don't see 'em often, but there's one outside right now.

Yeah but uhh...but

Yeah come on get your costume on, lazy ass!

Yeah so?

Yeah we wanna be called the Extreme Avenger League.

Yeah, cool, let's talk about where our powers come from!

Yeah, fucking money.

Yeah, it's really good!

Yeah, no, that's totally understandable.

Yeah, now switch arms.

Yeah, so go back home and put your underwear back on the

Yeah, you gonna put some onion in while you're deglazing?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. I just hope he puts an end to the fucking Disney channel.

Yeah. Stan said they're having them over for diner tonight.

Yes I was interested in the shake weights.

Yes they are,

Yes, and so this is my take on a pizza.

Yes, because every time you watch cooking shows

Yes, chef!

Yes, Coon and friends are happy to help.

Yes, I don't care.

Yes, I... oh my God it's Bobby flay!

Yes, I'm afraid it's going to take more than another "I'm sorry" campaign to

Yes, it is me.

Yes, it is. It's getting oranger.

Yes, Mysterion?

Yes, of course!

Yes, of course.

Yes, sir. Look at those photos on the desk.

Yes, Toolshed?

Yes, we're looking to buy car insurance.

Yes, yes, I am the Coon.

Yes, yes, the Coon and friend.

Yes, yes!

Yes, yes.

Yes!

Yes! Yes, please go on!

Yes.

You ain't getting by that way.

You and the dark one Cthulhu

You and the dark one Cthulhu.

You are a Coon friend and I am the Coon!

You are a ginger, a Jew and from Jersey.

You are a go getter.

You are almost there.

You are amazing and irreplaceable.

You are amazing!

You are capable of anything.

You are correct, Human Kike.

You are doing excellent!

You are enticing and lovely.

You are from that planet, Gokzarah.

You are getting really good at this.

You are having a laugh, hay?

You are independent and strong.

You are so attractive and you have interesting things to say.

You are so forthcoming and delightful.

You are so lovely and elegant.

You are so motivated and charming.

You are strong and confident.

You are the bad guy, fat boy, you!

You are very attractive. And interesting.

You aren't even anything!

You aren't ever going to become a celebrity chef, dad!

You aren't going anywhere, Chaos.

You banished me, but I'm back!

You bastards!

You better step the fuck away, you wanna see fucking crazy.

You can control what happens.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

You can do it, Mr. mackey.

You can do it!

You can do it.

You can do that, right?

You can tell she's cabbage.

You can't kick me out of Coon and friends.

You can't run for ever !

You can't tell people from Jersey you don't like them.

You coming?

You do not understand. Neighbors from Jersey are the worst.

You do what you want.

You don't ever,

You don't keep anything!

You don't know that I'm Cartman because my true identity is secret!

You don't mean...

You don't understand, Sharon!

You don't understand.

You fucking can't cook for shit!

You fucking psycho bitch!

You ginger Jersey Jew. Your tactics won't work on me.

You gonna deglaze that fucking pan?

You gonna go back to the kitchen?

You got cabbage in your fucking muff.

You got cabbage in your muff.

You got pictures of me having sex with Courtney Love!

You got poop don't ya?

You got poop, don't you?

You got to get down to the bar. There is trouble.

You gotta come see!

You gotta do something.

You guys go!

You guys have no idea how much it sucks.

You guys have no memory

You guys, I wanna go home!

You guys, it's raping me!

You guys, my dad is retarded

You have been preapproved to

You have not worked out in seven hours.

You have seen countless horrors in your lifetime, Mr. Bin Laden,

You have to send your troops to join us in this fight.

You have?

You just don't understand. It's a Jersey thing.

You just have to stop running and face it.

You just shake it back and forth.

You just wanted to frame and blackmail people,

You know what you do to make them move away?

You know you can tell me.

You little fucking prick!

You might not wanna go...

You might want to try the big Jim.

You must make friends with enemies.

You must now harness and focus your power, Gokzarah.

You need to be focusing on getting mom back!

You need to workout first.

You never want to work out.

You only gave me this bucket to poop in and it's full now

You paid for it with the money

You probably sell your muff for $6.

You run out of stoolies to do your work?

You say I'm giving you the blues.

You see I really think we're on different pages, Mintberry Crunch. It's like you don't even...

You see those windows on the right side?

You see where that rig is drilling?

You should fuck off.

You sick, old woman muff cabbage!

You stay up all night trying to copy what they made!

You think you'd be grateful, Sharon.

You think your father is going to listen to me?

You think your power is a curse?

You trashy whores get out of here and leave her alone.

You wanna help me?

You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight?

You want to lock me in there, because you think I'm one of them.

You want to see fucking crazy?

You want to smush, get creepin' somewhere else.

You want us to take naked pictures of Butters to use as blackmail?

You were all like rrrrrrrr!

You will listen to me!

You wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.

You... you crazy bastard!

You'll never stop him, you know.

You're a sleepy man, ne?

You're amazing!

You're back to normal.

You're back, everyone.

You're cabbage

You're cabbage, you know that?

You're fucking taking the piss yeah?

You're going to fight back?

You're going to tell me everything you know.

You're half man, and half berry?

You're hogging it all, asshole.

You're just in time!

You're kicking ME out of Coon and friends?

You're looking healthy.

You're making it a better place for you!

You're muff cabbage.

You're not a fucking chef!

You're not dealing with.

You're not going anywhere for a long time.

You're nothing but cabbage

You're one of them, and by my accounts that's strike three.

You're right!

You're tainted with the three Js,

You're talking about Jersey? Me and my friends are from Jersey.

You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.

You're the psycho bitch!

You've been to the nightmare city of R'Lyeh?

You've got a big chin. We've all got imperfections.

You've got to be from Jersey to get it.

Your cab fare.

Your evil doing days are over, mosquito!

Your father and I were living with my parents in Newark.

Your first three months of dues have actually been waived.

Your home planet, Kotojn

Your mother and I sent you as far away as we could.

Your pulse is 145.

Your punishment is that your friends

Your room is being serviced.

Your time on food network hotline has expired.

Your true name is Gokzarah.

Your workout is finished!

Your workout is finished.

Yup that's him.

Zzzzzzztt!

Are you being serious? This is very serious.

Doesn't she know? Know what?

Get it off of me! Snooki want smush smush.

His skin is turning orange. No, it isn't.

I don't want to look like this. It isn't so bad.

I love you. Take it easy.

It's a miracle. What kind of fucking miracle?

Muff cabbage? Where did you hear that?

No, it doesn't. He's from Jersey. Get away from him.

Not right now. Open the door.

Overcompensating a little, aren't we? That's enough.

People from Jersey? I don't know what the hell I saw.

Stop playing stupid. Maybe he really is stupid.

This is Jacqueline, she's from Jersey. And Sicilian.

Two... All right.

What are we doing at Sizzler? You won't believe it.

What are you talking about? We heard the news.

What does it want? Sounds like it wants smush smush.

What is it? It's called a Snooki.

What? Did you know she was from Jersey?

What? Sharon, stay out of it.

What's the alert Mosquito? There's like a big fire or something in town.

Why does it matter? It just explains a lot.

Why not? It's confusing.

Why? Go see why. It's a Jesus miracle.

Why? I don't know.

You people are crazy. Who is crazy?

You won't trap me. Trap you?

You're in there? Hold on.

Your mom is from Jersey. So what?

Lick my balls. Destroying all he seeeeesssss

Suck it bitches!

Too thick of cajun for my poor ears

Yeaaahhh!

Yeah fuck all you!

'That is not dead which can eternal lie'?

"And with strange aeons even death may die."

"And with strange aeons..."

"It's a Jersey thing."

"That is not dead, which can eternal lie."

"Yeah that's right! The Extreme Avenger League!"

(Yeah! Why don't they listen!?)

(pos(192,220))People here in Chicago, New Jersey, are riled up.

(pos(192,225))My family moved from Jersey to South Park about a week ago.

(pos(192,225))So far, I can tell that everyone here really likes me.

(pos(192,230))And people all like, "Yo, woohoo!"

(pos(192,230))I'm standing there, I'm like, "Who's from Jersey?"

(pos(192,230))Next thing you know, Jersey party at Sizzler.

South Park - Season 14
South Park is an animated television show that first aired in 1997 and has become a cultural phenomenon since. Season 14, which aired in 2010, continued to push the boundaries of satire and social commentary that the show is renowned for. With a cast of colorful characters and a fearless approach to tackling controversial topics, the season delivered another round of hilarity and thought-provoking episodes. The main cast of South Park includes the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who also serve as the creators and writers of the show. They bring to life iconic characters such as Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Their unique vocal performances add to the charm and humor of the series. Season 14 of South Park featured a wide array of episodes that touched on various issues prevalent in society at the time. One notable episode was "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs," where the boys attempt to write the most disgusting book ever, only to find that their work is interpreted as a literary masterpiece. This episode cleverly satirizes the nature of art and how subjective interpretations can vary greatly. Another memorable episode from this season is "Medicinal Fried Chicken," where the town of South Park is invaded by fast-food restaurants replaced by medical marijuana dispensaries. This episode tackles the ongoing debate surrounding the legalization of marijuana while also exploring the hypocrisy and absurdity of societal norms. One of the standout episodes of Season 14 is "You Have 0 Friends," which delves into the impact of social media on personal relationships. This episode introduces the character of Kip Drordy, an online gamer friend of Stan, and it brilliantly critiques the obsession with virtual connections and the detachment it creates in real-life interactions. Throughout the season, South Park's satirical commentary targeted a range of issues, including the Tiger Woods scandal, the BP oil spill, and the rise of the Jersey Shore reality show. The show fearlessly tackled these controversial topics and provided biting social commentary, often employing dark humor to shed light on societal absurdities. South Park's irreverent and boundary-pushing humor has earned it a dedicated fan base over the years. It has become known for its harsh critiques of politics, religion, and various aspects of popular culture. The show's ability to satirize these topics with sharp wit and intelligence is a testament to the writing and comedic talents of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. For fans of the show, South Park - Season 14 delivers another round of outrageous and hilarious episodes that continue to push the boundaries of animated television. If you're looking for a blend of sharp satire, clever social commentary, and unabashed humor, this season is a must-watch. You can relive the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny by watching South Park - Season 14. You can also immerse yourself in the world of South Park by playing and downloading the soundtracks and iconic sounds from the show.
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