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Listen to the sound clip Come on. We both knew it was on the cards as soon as I realized you were a woman. I left strict instructions not to be disturbed in case we had sex. from Ultimate Matt Berry Soundboard:

Come on. We both knew it was on the cards as soon as I realized you were a woman. I left strict instructions not to be disturbed in case we had sex.


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All the best sounds from Matt Berry's mouth. Matthew Charles Berry (born 2 May 1974) is an English actor, voice actor, comedian, writer, and musician. He has starred in many shows including The Devil's Chair, Moon, The Search, A Bit of Tom Jones?, Huge, Braincell, The Pizza Miracle, One Day, Angry White Man, Snow White and the Huntsman, The Wedding Video, Svengali, Asterix and Obelix: Mansion of the Gods, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, Swansong, Sleigh, An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn, Take Rabbit, Christopher Robin, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Mighty Boosh, AD/BC: A Rock Opera, Snuff Box, Man to Man with Dean Learner, Saxondale, The Peter Serafinowicz Show, Toast of London and The IT Crowd.

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