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Listen to the sound clip I'm a lawyer, well below is a writer. Well, yeah, I'm a lawyer. Well, a lawyer who the writer well do the filmmaker Bob Scriptable data web, sort of descripti kind of filmmaker doesn't match either... from Dufrais Constantinople - Fonejacker:

I'm a lawyer, well below is a writer. Well, yeah, I'm a lawyer. Well, a lawyer who the writer well do the filmmaker Bob Scriptable data web, sort of descripti kind of filmmaker doesn't match either...


This sound is from Dufrais Constantinople - Fonejacker

Dufrais Constantinople is a complaining Jewish man (he is sometimes pictured wearing a yarmulke) who calls an electric fence company to ask if it will stop the kids from next door from kicking the ball into his garden; he also calls a P.I and asks why he is being followed only to enter into argument, and also the Met Office about an incorrect newspaper report of the weather. He gives his name in two of his three calls, by spelling it out using words by saying "D for Donald, U for up, F for Friday, R for raspberry, A for ah, I for is and S for stratosphere", with D once being for 'Derrick'. He always struggles to find a word starting with S, claiming his mind has gone blank. Facejacker / Phonejacker.

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