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Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He was ranked as the 15th Greatest Comedian by Rolling Stone in its 2017 list of the 50 Greatest Stand-up Comics. He is known for his slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes.
See also: Craig Steven Wright, Steven Wright (baseball), Steve Wright (serial killer), Steven Wright (disambiguation), Reservoir Dogs, and Edgar Wright.