Listen to the sound clip Hello my friends. You are probably wondering why I have requested your presence today. I am long overdue for a holiday event. Some of you know that we engage in a rather rambunctious activity around these parts. Yes my friends, I am talking about video games that entail a sexual nature. Today, I will give each and every one of you the chance to obtain your very own sexual video game. But be warned, this is no ordinary game. It will test your every limit and push you to your boundaries. So... from G Man (Game, Half Life) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice: