Listen to the sound clip You f***ing donkey! You're like a blindfolded rhinoceros trying to navigate through a china shop - all grace and finesse thrown out the window! I've seen prettier faces on the back end of a pig, for crying out loud! It's like your parents tried to microwave Humpty Dumpty and you popped out instead! I wouldn't let you near a mirror for fear of it cracking on the spot. Your face looks like it's been hit with every ugly stick in the forest. Seriously, have you considered wearing a bag over... from Gordon Ramsay (TV Personality) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice: