Listen to the sound clip Tyler, you’re so cute at this size. You might be wondering how you wound up in this predicament. You see, you’re a small man. You just don’t have the presence I’m looking for. I need an assertive man to lead me and love me. You’re squishy, figuratively speaking. So I made you physically squishy. Now your exterior matches your personality. What am I going to do with you? I’m going to squish you into a little ball, packed all nice and tight. Then, I’m going on my date to find a regular sized... from Taylor Swift (Pop) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice:
Tyler, you’re so cute at this size. You might be wondering how you wound up in this predicament. You see, you’re a small man. You just don’t have the presence I’m looking for. I need an assertive man to lead me and love me. You’re squishy, figuratively speaking. So I made you physically squishy. Now your exterior matches your personality. What am I going to do with you? I’m going to squish you into a little ball, packed all nice and tight. Then, I’m going on my date to find a regular sized...
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