Listen to the sound clip What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? , The taste, oh the taste, that's the only difference. , One goes in your mouth, the other up your behind. , Both taking your temperature, but one is more unkind. , So next time you need a temp check, choose wisely. , Do you prefer a bitter, Or a not so cozy? from Ballad #1 Song Generator:
What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? , The taste, oh the taste, that's the only difference. , One goes in your mouth, the other up your behind. , Both taking your temperature, but one is more unkind. , So next time you need a temp check, choose wisely. , Do you prefer a bitter, Or a not so cozy?
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