Listen to the sound clip Well, well, well! Looks like the stars have aligned and Eric Cartman is actually early for once. (chuckles) Can you believe it? The world must be ending! I mean, who would have thought that this day would come, right? But hey, I guess miracles do happen. And here I am, ready and waiting like a good little boy. (laughs) Oh, man, this feels weird. Like, I don't even know what to do with myself. Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket or something. I mean, if I can be early to something, then who... from Eric Cartman (Funny, Anime) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice: