Listen to the sound clip In the waning moments of twilight, when the moon casts its soothing glow upon the earth, one must attend to the call of nature before retiring for the evening. For when the urge to relieve oneself strikes, it is imperative to heed its beckoning call and make haste to the porcelain throne. Just as Tony Jay would deliver a performance of exquisite elegance and poise, so too must one approach the task of utilizing the facilities with grace and dignity. So fear not the inevitable visit to the... from Tony Jay (Actor) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice:
In the waning moments of twilight, when the moon casts its soothing glow upon the earth, one must attend to the call of nature before retiring for the evening. For when the urge to relieve oneself strikes, it is imperative to heed its beckoning call and make haste to the porcelain throne. Just as Tony Jay would deliver a performance of exquisite elegance and poise, so too must one approach the task of utilizing the facilities with grace and dignity. So fear not the inevitable visit to the...
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