Listen to the sound clip Cave Johnson here! Alright, let’s talk portals—and not just any portals, gay portals. Now, you might be wondering, "Cave, what’s the difference between a regular portal and a gay portal?" And to that, I say, nothing. Absolutely nothing. Physics doesn’t care who you love. Now, you shoot one portal here, shoot the other over there—whether you’re shooting with rainbows in your heart or not, the rules are the same. Conservation of momentum, wormhole like properties, and spatial distortions all... from Cave Johnson (Game, Portal) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice:
Cave Johnson here! Alright, let’s talk portals—and not just any portals, gay portals. Now, you might be wondering, "Cave, what’s the difference between a regular portal and a gay portal?" And to that, I say, nothing. Absolutely nothing. Physics doesn’t care who you love. Now, you shoot one portal here, shoot the other over there—whether you’re shooting with rainbows in your heart or not, the rules are the same. Conservation of momentum, wormhole like properties, and spatial distortions all...
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