Listen to the sound clip We went to our usual cafe for tea and a cake. Mother likes it. I watched water drip slowly from damp in the ceiling into a bucket placed on the floor. It was most distracting. Enough to put me off my tea, anyway. So I said to mother, 'A stranger on the internet called me a wanker this morning.' She looked up from her scone and said, 'How did he know, dear?' I didn't say anything. from Alan Bennett TTS Computer AI Voice:
We went to our usual cafe for tea and a cake. Mother likes it. I watched water drip slowly from damp in the ceiling into a bucket placed on the floor. It was most distracting. Enough to put me off my tea, anyway. So I said to mother, 'A stranger on the internet called me a wanker this morning.' She looked up from her scone and said, 'How did he know, dear?' I didn't say anything.
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