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Listen to the sound clip Now, I know what you're thinking: Why not just label the freaking forms properly, Cave? Well, to be honest, I've got bigger fish to fry. Like the fact that our so called 'Giving Tree' is now oozing radioactive goo all over the place. And before you even suggest it, no, we cannot use the goo to power the facility's coffee machine. Trust me, I tried. It did not end well for anyone involved. So until we figure out how to fix this mess, I guess we'll just have to stick to good old fashioned non... from Cave Johnson (Game, Portal) HiFi TTS Computer AI Voice:

Now, I know what you're thinking: Why not just label the freaking forms properly, Cave? Well, to be honest, I've got bigger fish to fry. Like the fact that our so called 'Giving Tree' is now oozing radioactive goo all over the place. And before you even suggest it, no, we cannot use the goo to power the facility's coffee machine. Trust me, I tried. It did not end well for anyone involved. So until we figure out how to fix this mess, I guess we'll just have to stick to good old fashioned non...



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