Listen to the sound clip Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plageis the cave dwelling pervert? I thought not. It's not a story the jedi would tell you. It's a sith legend. Darth Plagius was a weird little grey guy who hid in a cave near the home of the sexiest sith lord in history. Like seriously, this guy was such a thirst trap and he'd skinny dip right in front of anyone. It was truly spectacular. Darth Plagueis would peek out of his cave to get a glimpse of a butt or maybe even some peen, if he was lucky.... from Darth Sidious (Old) TTS Computer AI Voice: