Listen to the sound clip How about a flare from Sir Schmoopy Soundboard: How about a flare How about a flare This sound is from Sir Schmoopy Soundboard Sir Schmoopy Soundboard. Feel the wrath of Canadian lumber, fool! Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon is a loud-mouthed, obnoxious sorcerer who is both incompetent and dangerous. He is also kind of lovable. Go to the full soundboardwith more sound clips Search