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Listen to the sound clip Put the cigarettes away, you asshole. This ain’t no fucking bar. from Bad Santa (2003):

Put the cigarettes away, you asshole. This ain’t no fucking bar.


This sound is from Bad Santa (2003)

Bad Santa is a dark comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Terry Zwigoff, the movie follows the misadventures of Willie T. Stokes, a foul-mouthed and alcoholic con man who poses as Santa Claus along with his equally twisted elf companion, Marcus. Billy Bob Thornton delivers a captivating performance as the titular character, supported by a talented cast including Tony Cox, Lauren Graham, and Brett Kelly. With its sharp humor and unconventional take on the holiday season, Bad Santa has become a cult classic. You can find and enjoy the sounds from this film, as well as download them, here.

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