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Listen to the sound clip I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage. from Without a Paddle (2004):

I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage.


This sound is from Without a Paddle (2004)

Without a Paddle is a comedic adventure film released in 2004. Directed by Steven Brill, it stars Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, and Dax Shepard as childhood friends who embark on a wild journey to find the fortune of legendary outlaw, D.B. Cooper. Filled with humorous mishaps and unexpected encounters in the wilderness, the trio faces both the elements and quirky characters along their perilous quest. If you're interested in experiencing the sounds of their escapades, you can play and download them here.

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